# Watch With The Kids

> https://watchwiththekids.com — a parent guide to TV episodes. Every episode is scored 1–5 for violence, sex and language, and every flagged theme lists how many times it occurs plus the exact quote or scene description behind it.

## How the ratings work

- Scores: violence, sex and language, each 1 (none) to 5 (heavy).
- Overall = the highest of the three scores.
- Buckets: 1–2 = all clear, 3 = gray area, 4–5 = hard pass for little kids.
- Watch-for themes: Sex & hookups, Nudity & bodies, Porn / strippers, Swearing, Violence & death, Affairs / cheating, Suicide / self-harm, Alcohol / Drugs, Gay / Lesbian, Fat-shaming, Slut-shaming, Racism.
- Each theme on an episode page shows every occurrence: quotes appear in quote marks, everything else is a short description of what happens.

## Shows rated

- [Friends](https://watchwiththekids.com/friends.html): 228 episodes — 14% all clear, 57% gray area, 29% hard pass. Full text index: [friends.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/friends.md)
- [The Office](https://watchwiththekids.com/the-office.html): 186 episodes — 36% all clear, 38% gray area, 26% hard pass. Full text index: [the-office.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/the-office.md)
- [Parks and Recreation](https://watchwiththekids.com/parks-and-recreation.html): 122 episodes — 38% all clear, 34% gray area, 28% hard pass. Full text index: [parks-and-recreation.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/parks-and-recreation.md)
- [Brooklyn Nine-Nine](https://watchwiththekids.com/brooklyn-nine-nine.html): 135 episodes — 7% all clear, 52% gray area, 41% hard pass. Full text index: [brooklyn-nine-nine.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/brooklyn-nine-nine.md)
- [How I Met Your Mother](https://watchwiththekids.com/how-i-met-your-mother.html): 208 episodes — 13% all clear, 40% gray area, 47% hard pass. Full text index: [how-i-met-your-mother.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/how-i-met-your-mother.md)
- [The Big Bang Theory](https://watchwiththekids.com/big-bang-theory.html): 279 episodes — 51% all clear, 32% gray area, 17% hard pass. Full text index: [big-bang-theory.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/big-bang-theory.md)
- [Modern Family](https://watchwiththekids.com/modern-family.html): 246 episodes — 52% all clear, 38% gray area, 9% hard pass. Full text index: [modern-family.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/modern-family.md)
- [Seinfeld](https://watchwiththekids.com/seinfeld.html): 176 episodes — 53% all clear, 39% gray area, 9% hard pass. Full text index: [seinfeld.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/seinfeld.md)
- [The Simpsons](https://watchwiththekids.com/simpsons.html): 564 episodes — 53% all clear, 39% gray area, 8% hard pass. Full text index: [simpsons.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/simpsons.md)
- [Futurama](https://watchwiththekids.com/futurama.html): 141 episodes — 0% all clear, 79% gray area, 21% hard pass. Full text index: [futurama.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/futurama.md)
- [Malcolm in the Middle](https://watchwiththekids.com/malcolm-in-the-middle.html): 151 episodes — 64% all clear, 32% gray area, 4% hard pass. Full text index: [malcolm-in-the-middle.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/malcolm-in-the-middle.md)
- [Bob's Burgers](https://watchwiththekids.com/bobs-burgers.html): 312 episodes — 43% all clear, 39% gray area, 18% hard pass. Full text index: [bobs-burgers.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/bobs-burgers.md)
- [Phineas and Ferb](https://watchwiththekids.com/phineas-and-ferb.html): 267 episodes — 97% all clear, 3% gray area, 0% hard pass. Full text index: [phineas-and-ferb.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/phineas-and-ferb.md)
- [SpongeBob SquarePants](https://watchwiththekids.com/spongebob.html): 862 episodes — 100% all clear, 0% gray area, 0% hard pass. Full text index: [spongebob.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/spongebob.md)
- [Avatar: The Last Airbender](https://watchwiththekids.com/avatar.html): 62 episodes — 82% all clear, 18% gray area, 0% hard pass. Full text index: [avatar.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/avatar.md)
- [Adventure Time](https://watchwiththekids.com/adventure-time.html): 305 episodes — 92% all clear, 8% gray area, 0% hard pass. Full text index: [adventure-time.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/adventure-time.md)
- [Bluey](https://watchwiththekids.com/bluey.html): 154 episodes — 100% all clear, 0% gray area, 0% hard pass. Full text index: [bluey.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/bluey.md)
- [Steven Universe](https://watchwiththekids.com/steven-universe.html): 191 episodes — 98% all clear, 2% gray area, 0% hard pass. Full text index: [steven-universe.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/steven-universe.md)
- [Full House](https://watchwiththekids.com/full-house.html): 120 episodes — 93% all clear, 7% gray area, 0% hard pass. Full text index: [full-house.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/full-house.md)
- [Gravity Falls](https://watchwiththekids.com/gravity-falls.html): 63 episodes — 75% all clear, 25% gray area, 0% hard pass. Full text index: [gravity-falls.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/gravity-falls.md)
- [The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air](https://watchwiththekids.com/fresh-prince.html): 148 episodes — 78% all clear, 19% gray area, 3% hard pass. Full text index: [fresh-prince.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/fresh-prince.md)
- [Young Sheldon](https://watchwiththekids.com/young-sheldon.html): 141 episodes — 79% all clear, 17% gray area, 4% hard pass. Full text index: [young-sheldon.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/young-sheldon.md)
- [Rick and Morty](https://watchwiththekids.com/rick-and-morty.html): 82 episodes — 0% all clear, 7% gray area, 93% hard pass. Full text index: [rick-and-morty.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/rick-and-morty.md)
- [Family Guy](https://watchwiththekids.com/family-guy.html): 456 episodes — 7% all clear, 27% gray area, 66% hard pass. Full text index: [family-guy.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/family-guy.md)
- [South Park](https://watchwiththekids.com/south-park.html): 335 episodes — 2% all clear, 12% gray area, 86% hard pass. Full text index: [south-park.md](https://watchwiththekids.com/llms/south-park.md)

## Machine-readable data

- [What to watch](https://watchwiththekids.com/guides/): safest episodes and skip lists per show.
- [How we rate](https://watchwiththekids.com/about.html): scoring method and disclaimer.
- [Show catalogue JSON](https://watchwiththekids.com/shows.json): shows, covers and rating mix.
- Per-show ratings JSON: https://watchwiththekids.com/data/<show-id>.js (window.RATINGS payload).

## Notes

- This is informal parental guidance, not an official rating body.
- Quotes are shown verbatim from the transcript, including profanity and slurs.
- You kids — your rules!