# bobs-burgers — parent guide (312 episodes)

Source: https://watchwiththekids.com/bobs-burgers.html
Scoring: violence, sex and language each 1–5; overall = the highest of the three.
Buckets: 135 all clear (1–2), 121 gray area (3), 56 hard pass (4–5).

## S1 E1 — 1. Human Flesh
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0101.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “But once that body's dead, It's, "hey, don't mistreat the dead body! "hey, don't eat the dead body!" That's the ultimate crime, right? Murder, no big deal.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “And you're fat.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “You're a couple of sluts! I think it's nice.”

## S1 E2 — 2. Crawl Space
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0102.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “Gene can sleep with me in my room As long as he doesn't mind my night terrors.”
  - “So this is what it sounds like When they have sex in the room next to mine.”
  - “I think my subconscious fears and my budding sexuality Are getting all mixed up.”
  - “So I think I'm being attacked by zombies, And I start screaming, "do you wanna make out?" And I make out with it.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - “ow! Son of a bitch! Where did he go? I can I can hear him.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “You ever hear of a cocktail called the swanky-panky? No.”

## S1 E3 — 3. Sacred Cow
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0103.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Like a sex tape.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Don't forget about that penis.”
  - “My bra is chafing me.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - “There's no blood on our hands! What's all the yelling about? Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.”
  - “Murderer! Oh.”
  - “Murderer! Oh, come on, Bob.”
  - “Louise, you're defending me? This so-called "Man" stands accused Of murdering nearly 100,000 hamburgers worth of cows.”
  - “There! I said it! And I'm going to get my gun license, Finally.”
  - “Um Because you, sir, have blood on your hands.”
  - “Is this ketchup? It's the blood of 100,000 slaughtered cows.”

## S1 E4 — 4. Sexy Dance Fighting
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0104.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Jairo sleeps with his eyes open.”
  - “You can't abandon the things you love just because of sexy dance fighting.”
  - “Jairo is just a jerk a sexy, sensual, creepy, sexy jerk.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Thanks for getting beat up for me.”

## S1 E5 — 5. Hamburger Dinner Theater
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0105.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Like all their clothes? Well, maybe just a condom and a hat.”
  - “Enough with Canada! In a ketchup factory, a sexy ketchup factory? I got it! In a morgue! I have props.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “You know, a good way to beat the stage fright imagine the audience naked.”
  - “I imagine everyone naked.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “Bachelorette party! All right! Going to the strip club.”
  - “You know what? I'd rather you go to a strip club.”
- Violence & injury — 12 moment(s)
  - “What's the show gonna be? Ah, murder.”
  - “Murder mystery.”
  - “This is the story of love, but there will be a murderer, and it's up to you to guess who that murderer is.”
  - “Corpse delivery for a lonely morgue owner.”
  - “That would be me I've been murdered to death.”
  - “The tree, it's been murdered.”
  - “Oh, Butler, who is committing all these murders? Beats me.”
  - “Fake blood Or is it? Now, script.”
  - “We might have overdone it a little on the Gore.”
  - “This tastes nothing like real blood.”
  - “That's me Oh, God! That feels like a sharp knife in my belly.”
  - “Oh, there's my knife.”

## S1 E6 — 6. Sheesh! Cab, Bob?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0106.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Not a party, not a boy, and not a town full of doctors who refuse to remove your penis.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “What's a transvestite hooker? Bob, I'm not sure this is appropriate breakfast conversation.”
  - “Bob? You invited transvestite prostitutes to our daughter's birthday party? No.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “Why don't you join us for a beer? Yeah.”
  - “We'll throw back a few beers and smoke some crack.”
  - “Crack? Just the beer, then? What is that? Ooh, your breath! I know.”
  - “You're drunk.”

## S1 E7 — 7. Bed & Breakfast
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0107.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “You mean you're gonna watch beetles have sex with each other? Mm-hmm.”
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - “My nipples are so pointy! Ding-dong! It's for you.”
  - “One time I coughed at communion, and the wafer flew right out of my mouth and it landed on my boob! Who wants to go next? Javed? I'll take a pass.”
  - “…jogging? Oh, come on! What about when dad cried at the end of about Schmidt? Gene, why are you in your underwear?”
  - “Fine! Gene, gene, your foot is down the back of my underwear.”
  - “Sit down, enjoy the cookies, unpack your pointy bra and your whip and whip him.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Really? You're the one I'm looking for? Do you have any vacancies? Yes! Louise's room! Whoa, whoa, whoa, Linda, Louise's room? She'd murder us.”
  - “Teddy beat up a bunch of giant animals.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “I'd sit in the parlor, and maybe I'd have a little wine, play some board games Yes! Wine! Games! Teddy, you should stay here.”
  - “See you in a little bit at the wine-and- cheese mixer, Teddy.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Don't be racist! I decorated it myself.”

## S1 E8 — 8. Art Crawl
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0108.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - “That means never holding back anything, right, pit stains? Am I showing? Let's just say your shirt looks like my underwear right now.”
  - “Yap? Why is he nude? Wait, has he been nude with you, Tina?! I exercised some artistic license.”
  - “She's in the basement trying to get the underwear off her paintings.”
  - “I did it! I did it! I fixed all the paintings! I added pants and huge, pendulous breasts.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “It sounds like a strip club, the way you say it.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “What are you kids doing? What knife?! What do you mean, what knife? Why are you holding a knife? Why am I holding a knife? She's turning me into a real artist.”
  - “Put the knife down, Louise.”

## S1 E9 — 9. Spaghetti Western and Meatballs
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0109.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “You're dead! Quiet! Sexual, sexual Okay, well, I'm gonna go get Gene and Louise from detention.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - “Your fingerprints were all over the murder weapon.”
  - “We're raising money to buy a bulletproof trash can so gang members can finally throw out their guns.”
  - “A vampire walks into a bar and says I'll have a I'll have a blood lite.”
  - “You don't say the punch lines to other people's jokes anymore.”
  - “If you ever gossip about me to Jimmy junior outside of a conflict resolution skit, I'll punch you in the face.”
  - “Eh, I beat up a lot of kids like Gene when I was his age.”
  - “Not that I was a bully just kids like Gene, you know? That get beat up.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “There's only gonna be two shots, me shooting you, and then me drinking this shot of whiskey.”
- Slut-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - “Jocelyn, you skank.”
  - “I warned you, skank! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Girls, please.”

## S1 E10 — Burger War
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0110.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “fancy face take a trip to the sexy store? No.”
  - “I'm a God! Am I doing this right? Mort, do I look sexy? My pants aren't falling down, are they, Mort? When I dance, sometimes my pants fall down.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Let's cut our hands and press them together - and become blood brothers! - Okay! No, spit brothers! Spit in your hand and then shake.”
  - “Let's do both! - Sorry, I'm saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.”
  - “No, I'm saying it with anger, like, "you handsome face!" So he's He's so handsome you wanna-you wanna punch him.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “More! They'll be craving these burgers, itching to get their fix! Like heroin.”
  - “That's right son, like heroin! - Yes! But this family's gonna have to execute perfectly to pull this off where's Louise? This one shall have his first gig.”

## S1 E11 — Weekend at Mort's
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0111.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “My boob? Yes.”
  - “What's your boob telling you, Tina? I don't know.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Not because of porn.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Is it spooky? You mean, do I have a medicine cabinet full of corpse moisturizers? Ooh! Yes.”
  - “Do you think he's gonna have skulls? What do you think he eats soup out of? Hey, do you think he's gonna have a drawer full of gum that he takes out of corpse pockets? 'Cause if he does, I want some.”
  - “No, I'm I am also a murderer! You go girl! You go, girl! Yeah, mon! Hey, I gotcha.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Come on! You drunk enough to be any fun yet? Yeah, I guess.”
  - “Cremate?! No! No cremating dad! It was a drunk nap! It's trying to sweet-talk us.”

## S1 E12 — Lobsterfest
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0112.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I rub my genitals on the couch.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “That's not porn.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Ow! You stabbed me! That's just epinephrine.”
  - “You got a gun? Uh, no.”
  - “I'm authorizing myself to use my brand-new beanbag gun to subdue you.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Hot coffee coming up! I'd really rather get my lips around that beer tap.”
  - “Beer? Absolutely! Atmosphere? Yeah nnnn eh Ah, good enough.”

## S1 E13 — Torpedo
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0113.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “You can really make out the players' tattoos from here.”
  - “" That game, I had a pat of butter in my nostril, sex jelly in my armpit Hell, I was on prescription drugs to stimulate production of earwax.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - “Stab! Stab! Stab! Sting, sting, sting! "What are you doing?" "I'm squeezing lemon into your wound!" Sweet baby blade foot.”
  - “I have a gun! So, get set Where has this sport been all my life? You know, I wear the burger costume all the time.”
  - “And I have my gun.”
  - “Well, I'm still gluing a knife to my foot.”
  - “What are you doing? It's a starter's pistol.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Aw How about another beer? Man, you kids got a great dad, you know that? One wife.”
  - “See me? Boy, this microphone smells like beer.”

## S2 E1 — 1. The Belchies
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0201.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - “A horny baby.”
  - “Oh! Scheduled sex.”
  - “Not Teddy's Sade tape Dice? Sexy dice.”
  - “Um, sounds sexy.”
  - “Pill-popping sex freaks.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “I don't understand why is it still here? Well I may have slipped a penis pill into your casserole.”
  - “You okay? How's your penis? It's okay.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I got more blood in my head than a skeeter on a peter.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “There are tunnels under the factory where they brought the booze in with boats at high tide.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Stick to noodles, right? - Is that racist? - Yes.”

## S2 E2 — 2. Bob Day Afternoon
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0202.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Shake 'em loose, Bob! Let's Go! I'm trying! They're not letting me go! I have too many unanswered questions! What is sex?! Gene, just let go! I don't know what sex is! I said, I'm coming! Bob! Come back safe, Bobby.”
  - “Ow, man, not my Sex-U-V! All right, now's my chance.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “It looks like a huge, misshapen penis.”
  - “It's supposed to be a fish, not a rocket, or a penis.”
  - “Are you sure you guys are naked?! Totally.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - “Not yet! Shots fired! Shots fired! Finally, some gun play.”
  - “You know, I had a gun, I needed some money.”
  - “I just punched a cardboard cutout guy.”
  - “I didn't even punch it, I just flicked it.”
  - “I will punch you.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Burger in one hand, beer in the other-- living life.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Bobby! How did you miss that?! Fatty got in the way.”

## S2 E3 — 3. Synchronized Swimming
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0203.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Oh, last night, I dreamt I was breast-feeding Gene again, and he had a long white beard like Santa Claus.”
  - “What, are we going to run laps naked? Oh, and Gene, here's your Navajo warrior mask for your history class.”

## S2 E4 — 4. Burgerboss
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0204.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “He had sex, then we happened! Deal with it! I was wrong about you.”
  - “Sounds like a sex thing.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - “…do, you cannot win That's how rules work Crawl up the mountain on hands and knees It's stained with the blood of your enemies Groping for glory I've eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty.”
  - “I'll teach you, if you beat up Tyler.”
  - “You're not too zonked to beat up Tyler, are you? No.”
  - “Say something like "punch-thirty," then attack them all.”
  - “Okay, punch his face! What the hell, man? I'm not punching any faces, okay? I'm gonna talk to the faces.”
  - “And you have fun beating up Darryl, here, all right.”
  - “I beat him up 'cause he's a nerd.”

## S2 E5 — 5. Food Truckin'
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0205.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “I don't want to die a virgin.”
  - “Tabitha who? - The sexy pianist.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “She sings that song about oil spills, but you know she's talking about her vagina.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Okay, punch yourself in the face, you idiot.”
  - “I just was punched in the face by your harsh words! Look, let's just lock the doors, hunker down and wait this out.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “He's a nasty bitch.”
  - “I don't know if I should drive it Hey, Jennifer Slow-pez! Get the hell out of the road! My God, Lin.”
  - “How we doing out there? What the hell, @BobsBurgersFoodTruck? "More like Boo-ritos"?! Trying to spread rumors, huh? You ruined my business today.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Anyway Everyone gets drunk and spends lots of money.”
  - “Wow, this is going great, huh, Lin? Drunk people like hamburgers.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Makeover, ooh! We're gonna turn this whore into a Pretty Woman! Big mistake! Big! I love that part.”

## S2 E6 — 6. Dr. Yap
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0206.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 6 moment(s)
  - “Whatever she needs?! What if, what if she wants to have sex with me? Whatever she needs.”
  - “Oh, Linda, I am so sorry you had to witness our foreplay.”
  - “All right! Aunt Gayle got her groove back sexy.”
  - “Sex?! Gayle's always wanted whatever I had.”
  - “It's biologically proven that children lead to sexual intercourse and vice versa.”
  - “Let's just act like a normal family on vacation with their sexy dentist.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Except my breasts are more even now.”
  - “Oh, my God! Except for my long underwear.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Make up a story about how you single-handedly murdered a wild animal.”
  - “It all worked out?! You slapped me.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “I can't believe this! You're a hurtful slut, Bob! I can't take this anymore, Lin.”

## S2 E7 — 7. Moody Foodie
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0207.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Like my underwear.”
  - “Our Bad Boy Robot Package comes with a boob job.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “I've seen some murders in my line of work, but what a hit job.”
  - “This should catch any blood or bodily fluids.”
  - “No blood, no jumper cables.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “No, period! I'm gonna walk over to the Moody Foody's house and cook him dinner! Wine him, dine him, That's right, Gene! Thank you, Tina.”

## S2 E8 — 8. Bad Tina
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0208.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Don't be such a boob punch.”
  - “Oh, he's been slapping everything since we got back from that show.”
  - “Mom! Stop being a boob punch.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - “I dare us all to drink this! Margarita Mix! The heavy stuff! Cool.”
  - “That's my mom's! I know, I took a little booze cruise through your living room.”
  - “Does margarita mix have alcohol in it? No.”
  - “Hey! If they didn't want you to pound 'em down, they'd give you more than ten minutes, right? Oh, you are drunk, Mom.”
  - “Mommy doesn't get drunk.”
  - “I told Zeke and Jimmy Junior that we'd hang out at the park tonight, and you'd bring margaritas.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Temp tramp stamps! Where's Tina? She should be doing this.”

## S2 E9 — 9. Beefsquatch
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0209.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “So, how about we take this to the next level? You wanna make out? Okay, on three.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “FCC, here comes Linda! Dagnabbit, pee popper, nuts to poppa, stinka boob taka, momma kaga, poopa daddy! What was that? I'm cursing on live TV! Uh, those aren't curse words.”
  - “What can't breasts do? Milking the cow! Milking the cow! Listen, I'm sorry, Gene, about everything.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Spatula Knife Hands! Oh, hi, Beefsquatch.”

## S3 E1 — 1. Ear-sy Rider
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0301.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “This was Horny Dave's favorite jam.”
  - “Horny Dave's favorite jam? This is my favorite jam.”
  - “Critter, we had sex and you knocked me up Slow down! Slow down! This baby is your spawn.”
  - “You can't buy me like a cheap sex lady! Too slow, down low.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “She can open a beer with her boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Sorry there's blood on some of it.”
  - “Everyone who's got a knife, grab it! It's a fight to the death! Hey, hey, you can't fight these people, Critter.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 8 moment(s)
  - “If we were fighting, he'd come out and he'd say, "Let's go cook some meth!" And we would, and we'd forget all our troubles.”
  - “Maybe we should cook meth.”
  - “Welcome! You serve beer? We do not.”
  - “What's that? That is beer.”
  - “They might throw a Molotov cocktail in here.”
  - “Get me whiskey.”
  - “Um, I'm not sure whiskey is I have a flask in my golf bag.”
  - “Dad, two beers.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Yeah, calm it, hussy! Do not call my wife a whore.”

## S3 E2 — 2. Full Bars
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0302.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 6 moment(s)
  - “"We are getting our boobs ready.”
  - “"You boyz go skinny-dipping.”
  - “C U soon to skinny-dip.”
  - “This is awesome! - We're skinny-dipping! It's gonna be even better with girls, I bet! Okay, let's get to the ferry.”
  - “Yes! That's it! Let's put hot sauce in their underwear! Does that even do anything? Yeah, if there's one thing a wiener hates, it's hot sauce.”
  - “What the? Hey! Bye! I should have just taken one! Those full bars are weighing me down! No! Louise? How many pairs of underwear did you hot sauce? Only one of them wore underwear! Huh.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Every man is capable of murder if he's pushed far enough.”
  - “Passion of m-m-murder passion.”
  - “Sorry I called you all murderers.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Every Halloween, after all the parents get drunk, the teenagers come out and they go freaking crazy.”
  - “Lin, she's just drunk.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “What?! I- I didn't even know I did it! I couldn't feel her underneath this stupid fat suit that you made me wear! Oh.”

## S3 E3 — 3. Bob Fires the Kids
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0303.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “It's not a sex thing, though, so Okay, I guess I'll keep these resumés on file.”
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Tell that to my vagina! You got other jobs? What do you mean, you got other jobs? What about the restaurant? Oh, that's adorable, Dad.”
  - “and then I woke up nude on horseback in the forest, and there she was, my Beverly.”
  - “You're not wearing any underwear.”
  - “Do not wear underwear in prison.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “That's the only time in my whole life I ever want to have SWAT guys pointing guns at my face.”
  - “No SWAT teams! No guns! Code red, Mother! Code red! B- Bob, what do I do? I've never been an innocent bystander before.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “You didn't escape, did you? It turned out the prosecutor was on meth for the entire trial! And he drove his car into a peacock sanctuary.”
  - “Yes, they could pick the weed s.”
  - “We have a terrible weed problem.”
  - “I'll get you a beer A beer'd be nice.”

## S3 E4 — 4. Mutiny on the Windbreaker
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0304.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Whoo, throw a ripped wedding dress on this daiquiri 'cause it is not a virgin! Go ahead and give yourself a big tip on goldie.”
  - “And VIPs! Everyone, listen! This ship is! Fancy? Was he gonna say fancy? Sexy? Pregnant? A grand old dame? Don't tell us! Let it be a surprise! What's so funny? Oh, just, uh funny fish I saw.”
  - “Ooh-ooh-ooh, sexy lady, ocean lady.”

## S3 E5 — 5. An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0305.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Calvin, your sperm did wonderfully.”
  - “She took my sperm and ran with it.”
  - “Got to get my sex face on.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Which are the lady parts? The vagina and the heart.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Wow! Calvin, you kept my old rifle.”
  - “Keep your blood money, Fischoeder! Bobby, come back! Not the gravy! Save me some dark meat! Lance, take care of my father! Get back here with that turkey! I'll get it back.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “You don't mind if I cock this thing in here, do you? Cock away.”
  - “There's my girl! Okay, time to break the wishbone, right? Oh, crap, it's still in the turkey.”
  - “So gosh damn married! Hello, it's me, the cook, Bob Or Burt.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going get drunk for dinner.”
  - “Why don't we pull the trigger on a glass of wine? Ha-ha.”
  - “Bob, you are drunk.”
  - “You're drunk.”
  - “I've only had half of four bottles of wine.”

## S3 E6 — 6. The Deepening
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0306.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “Oh, my God, Linda Blair's boobs just popped out of her wet suit.”
  - “Nude hot tub-- no.”
  - “Why is the shark attacking that submarine? The CIA is training sharks to attack Soviet subs, and they're holding the shark's baby hostage in the nude hot tub.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Where do you shop? I really thought being block captain would be more fun, like I'd have a gun or a Taser or something.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “If a spike strip can stop those drunk Shriners, it should be able to stop a shark.”

## S3 E7 — 7. Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0307.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “His last wish was to be buried at the house he was murdered in.”
  - “Yeah, with the shovel he was murdered with.”
  - “I call shotgun.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - “Huh! Huh! We gotta take that son of a bitch down! Language.”
  - “Or hell jail.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Wait, how'd you manage to hit a parked car? Are you drunk? No.”
  - “You smell like wine.”

## S3 E8 — 8. The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0308.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Don't blame us, fatty! Lookin' good! Aw! Horny little grandpa.”
  - “Thanks, horny little grandpa! Well, I learned my lesson.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “If you got yourself a stiff Don't dump it in a ditch Take your corpse to Mort! That's me! That was really good.”
- Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - “Did you lose weight? Little bit.”
  - “Don't blame us, fatty! Lookin' good! Aw! Horny little grandpa.”

## S3 E9 — 9. God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0309.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “And there's only one sex shopping day till Christmas.”
  - “Every sex shop owner has his price.”
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “If you want to give Sal something, he needs a penis.”
  - “She didn't have nipples, and, brother, she didn't need them.”
  - “Wait, why didn't she need nipples? I was so heartbroken.”
  - “And wooden boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “I'm not one of those murder mannequins or satanic mannequins.”
  - “He said he's not a murder mannequin.”
  - “I'll make punch.”
  - “You always want to make punch.”

## S3 E10 — Mother Daughter Laser Razor
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0310.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “And I'm gonna learn about sex from television, so I don't need that from you, either! Wait, maybe you should take some time to cool off.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “My shoulder and Cynthia's left boob.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “Only strippers shave above the knee.”
  - “Unless you become a hooker.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Now, how do we get down there? No one goes in without a vest and a laser gun.”
  - “Where's mommy's gun?! So, welcome to the war.”
  - “Logan, come on! We got to think! Walk a mile in each other's shoes Oh, I swear to God, if you keep talking, I'm gonna gut-punch you! It's a beautiful story of love and acceptance.”

## S3 E11 — Nude Beach
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0311.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 5/5, language 2/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “…with a master plan And the ladies call me Tex And the one thing all the ladies know is I'm good at having Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex I leave my shirt on, that's okay Don't make me feel self-conscious, babe…”
  - “…And the ladies call me Tex And the one thing all the ladies know is I'm good at having Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, sex-sex-sex-sex-sex I'm good at sex, I'm good at sex I'm very, very, very, very good at sex I am good, you are…”
- Nudity & bodies — 9 moment(s)
  - “What is that? Is that a liver spot? Is that a birthmark? Is that a third nipple? Who knows? You can't write this crap! Hold up, hold up, hold up.”
  - “Who're you going to harass next, guys? Well, Bob, if you must know, perhaps you've heard our town is now home to a disgusting nude beach? There've been reports of vendors there serving food while n-n naked.”
  - “One two three four Bobby, when are you and me gonna go to that nude beach that Hugo was talking about? Ugh.”
  - “Guess my boobs didn't get the memo.”
  - “I've seen my neighbor across the street put her bra and girdle on hundreds of times.”
  - “Step right up! Look through this tube, see some boob.”
  - “They're naked and old and they're bringing home the gold! Go! You go talk to him! All right.”
  - “What's going on here, anyway? - Naked field day! Fun! - Ugh.”
  - “Listen to you, Bob! It's all about things with you! Restaurants! Rat feces! Underwear! Oh, God.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 4 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “What about that song, "Elderly Prostitute"? Da, da, da, da, da, elderly prostitute Da, da, da, boo, ba, elderly prostitute All right, I'll say something.”
  - “It's no "Elderly Prostitute.”
  - “You, you, you! The Itsy-Bitsy Stripper climbed up the brassy pole Down came her legs and wrapped around my soul Weave your web of your sexy web…”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “You know, I play almost every night over at Pistol McSwish's Basketball and Brew.”
  - “Whatcha doin', Pops? Hitting the streets for some hooch? No, he's off to Pistol McSwish's to see the new health inspector play his rock.”
  - “What, you punching me? I'm punching you back.”
  - “Daddy! You abandoned me! Daddy! You sold drugs to me! Punches are not hugs to me! Eh.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Nothing's ever gonna keep you down Big fatty wins the tug! Bad luck, little fatty! Three legs, four thighs and two ding-dongs.”

## S3 E12 — Broadcast Wagstaff School News
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0312.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “It was like two babies climbin' on the same boob.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Um, skank? That's much better! Uh, I hate your new hair color.”

## S3 E13 — My Fuzzy Valentine
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0313.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “If you like the same food or sex angles, you're compatible.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Clean-up, aisle my panties.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “"From"? No! My heart was murdered by the word "from.”
  - “And one of these; it's called a gun.”
  - “Uh, Lin, I don't think you can take a police officer's gun.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - “Two people Together forever Security in life And someone to love ya Instead of being all alone Such a lonely existence I'd kill myself.”
  - “…forever Security in life And someone to love ya Instead of being all alone Such a lonely existence I'd kill myself.”

## S3 E14 — Lindapendant Woman
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0314.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Oh, hey, nobody ever said I rock at my old job, and I was sleeping with the boss.”
  - “Oh, no, you must be bad at sex.”
  - “If there's one thing I know, it's that sex sells.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “If you don't want to be here, then don't be here! We'll be fine without you! Okay, I will! I'm a full-time Fresh Feeder! And here's a review for you! Uh, Dad's gonna need your gun and your badge, too, Mom.”
  - “Louise, uh grab that pricing gun and-and price those tuna cans.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “Yeah, can you tell me where the wine is? Ah, the grown-up grape juice.”
  - “Ooh, wine in a squeeze bottle.”
  - “Is it cool if I grab a nap instead? I just ate a meat loaf and drank a beer, and I am wiped out.”
  - “Dollar whiskey, dollar scotch, dollar bourbon, dollar crotch.”

## S3 E15 — O.T. The Outside Toilet
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0315.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “I'm a sexy grandma.”
  - “Oh, I still haven't finished my Sex on the Beach from that foot clinic doctor.”
  - “Who cares? Let's just make out.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Anyone notice anything different about me? - New boobs? - New 'tude? Wrong and wronger.”
  - “Why don't you just breast-feed it, Gene? I tried.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “May I bring you a cocktail? Ooh, appletinis.”
  - “Pull over! I'm drunk.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “You dining alone? How does that happen? Whoa, whoa, ladies! Bring it down a notch, huh? Why don't I get you a nice booth in the back, right? We were all single once, but you don't got to be a slut about it, you know?”

## S3 E16 — Topsy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0316.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Tina? - Tina? - Uh - Huh, how about this? - Huh, huh? - Uh - It's not using sex to sell.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I've been using it as a wine koozie.”

## S3 E17 — Two For Tina
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0317.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Oh, my God, it's like a fairy tale! What a couple of sexy beasts! Can we just go? Hi, Jen.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “What's that dancing for? Just your skirt's stuck in your underwear.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Wow, he looks like a lion murdering a cloud.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - “Now let's finish what we started! - No, Zeke! Ow! You little son of a bitch! Hey, guys has, um Tina been talking about me at all? Um, no.”
  - “What the hell? Cut the fog, man! Cut the fog! Yeah! Douglas, what do you think? Take it slow or go rough? Josh, you be as nasty as you need to be.”

## S3 E18 — It Snakes a Village
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0318.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “I don't want all these old horny toads anywhere near my parents.”
  - “Guess who's been talking to Al about sex parties? - Who? - This guy.”
  - “Oh, you're a hero 'cause you got my parents to go to a sex party?! Well, maybe not a hero, but, uh, eh.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Florida's our most penis-shaped state.”
  - “A bunch of naked old people all in a yuck, naked.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Cheating on his wife.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Wine tasting.”
  - “As - Ooh, yay, wine.”

## S3 E19 — Family Fracas
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0319.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “I hate to agree with the defense, and also, I hate the defense and his smug face, and his misshapen penis.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I call shotgun! I call optional third row.”

## S3 E20 — The Kids Run the Restaurant
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0320.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Winner, winner, burger dinner! Louise, why are we in our underwear? So you don't steal any of that money you're counting.”
  - “Saw a tomato and you were like, "Hey, I know where this goes in my underwear.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Bobby, your finger crotch looks like a '70s porno.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Blood is your teeth's way of saying, "Mind your own business!" - I only floss on my birthday - Guys.”
  - “Seems like blood shouldn't be able to get through all this.”
  - “Kids! Come look at my bloody face.”
  - “Dad, I can't beat him, but you can.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Who needs that? Any minute now, sailors will be pouring through that door, wanting burgers and beer.”
  - “Mostly beer, but still.”

## S3 E21 — Boyz 4 Now
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0321.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Give me the bad news! Aunt Gayle pepper-sprayed one of her cats because she thought he was an intruder trying to sexually assault her.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Why would you waste a scream on a stupid boy band? Screams are for roller coasters or axe murderers or Dad's morning breath.”
  - “There's been a murder backstage.”

## S3 E22 — Carpe Museum
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0322.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Oh, like how my stepmom's on a sex strike till my dad fixes the VCR.”
- Nudity & bodies — 6 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “I've got a yum-yum, you've got a penis.”
  - “…weina, weina, weina, wang Boys are from Mars, girls are from Venus I've got a yum-yum, you've got a penis Boys are from Mars Girls are from Venus I've got a yum-yum, you've got a penis Boom, chaka, boom, chaka…”
  - “He wrote down where to find all the boobs in the museum.”
  - “They all have hair covering their boobs.”
  - “I never heard of anyone having a boob fetish.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Frond? - Wine Thermos.”

## S3 E23 — The Unnatural
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0323.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “It'll shrink your penis.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “Throw to first base! Ah, you're such a dick, Bob.”
  - “You're its boss and you are pissed off.”
  - “Where are you, you big, beautiful silver bastard? Who would do this? Hi, Tina.”
  - “Manoogian! - Oh, crap.”
  - “But isn't that vandalism? Babe Ruth used to beat the crap out of a root beer machine.”

## S4 E1 — 1. A River Runs Through Bob
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0401.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Your father and I are being held hostage by the horny hermits.”
  - “Very sexual.”
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - “Some people skinny-dip there.”
  - “Okay, but if a deer sees me naked, you can't get jealous.”
  - “Mom and Dad could be nude dangling over the edge of a cliff.”
  - “Perfect underwear, perfect weekend.”
  - “Uh, this isn't my underwear.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Um, can I borrow some wine, too? Wine helps me drink.”

## S4 E2 — 2. Fort Night
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0402.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S4 E3 — 3. Seaplane!
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0403.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Something about Quippiquisset just makes people horny as hell.”
  - “…island! We're gonna starve out here, all because you thought I was so bored of my marriage that I would have sex with some slimy seaplane pilot.”
  - “Women do not want to be tricked into having sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “What the? And flair mama! Shoshana, Shoshana, oh, oh, oh, oh, God, God, God, oh! Looks like Kurt's trying to land with his penis again.”
  - “Rub my breasts.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “The bored wife cheats death, then cheats on her husband.”
  - “" She's not cheating on me! Okay Well, what do we do now? The radio's dead.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “How about now, Dad? No! I'm trying to do it! How much progress have you made? It's not a real knife, - And I'm on the wing of a plane! - Pontoon! Just a percent, a percent.”
  - “Dad, what's gonna happen when you see Upskirt Kurt? Are you gonna punch him? I'm not punching anyone, Louise.”
  - “Why would you head-butt me? I was gonna punch you, but I'm holding wine.”
  - “Ah Ow! You punched my butt! What is it with you people? What were you even aiming for? I don't know.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “Prosecco? Ooh, I love champagne.”
  - “You always fly with champagne? Prosecco.”
  - “Oh, come on, there's nothing in here but massage oil and a wine opener.”
  - “Wine opener! - Ding! Thank you, Louise! This is no time for wine, Dad! Oh, man.”

## S4 E4 — 4. My Big Fat Greek Bob
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0404.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Linda swears by this thing, don't you, Linda? You know, because of your problems with your husband? Yeah! Uh, Bob's got a condition that makes him, uh, sex bad.”
  - “Let's go sell some sex toys! Ow.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Makeup? Tampons and pony saddles? Breast organizers? Okay, well, guess I'd better go feed Chad and Trip and Chip and Skip and all the other rich kids.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “First they held me down and shaved me, then they flung me over here, and shoved me over there, and beat up my face! And then they took Beta! Oh, and they left this.”
  - “Sucker punch! We're definitely switching dentists! No! You'll never get a better family dentist who's in your provider network! Hello, I'm Dean Dixon, and you're all expelled.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “You deserve a beer.”
  - “Like Beer Beer Goose.”
  - “And we're the perfect level of drunk.”
  - “Okay! Who wants more wine? So, where's the library? It's just up ahead.”
  - “And it's not just because we're always drunk.”

## S4 E5 — 5. Turkey in a Can
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0405.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “You want to mess around? What? I don't know, all these turkeys it makes me horny.”
  - “No, let's just have sex! Ah, God, this feels so great! I should just sorry, I got to go cook this.”
  - “Take one of the allergy pills I got you! Well, Dad, I hope you're not allergic to melody and rhythm and sexy lyrics, 'cause our guests are gonna love my Thanksgiving song! Ugh.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Yeah, because I was up all night trying to stop a turkey murderer.”

## S4 E6 — 6. Purple Rain-Union
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0406.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Like three out of five of my sexy parts after I had kids.”
  - “…from the heart I still got two out of five, I still got two out of five I still got two out of five sexy parts!”
  - “Oh, come on! Why not? Because you never let me sing any of my songs! That's because your songs were all so, uh Sexual.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “I wrote a song about it called "Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Genitals.”
  - “Dad's nose got a nipple! It's a pimple, and it's hideous.”
  - “This Ta-Ta has been a real boob.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Is it a babysitter who stabbed a fellow babysitter in the back? Huh? Huh? Is it? Uh, no.”
  - “I mean, I think I will, but 'Cause we're here to rock! I'm gonna be like Carrie up on the stage! But hopefully less blood.”
  - “Well, then it's time for some punch! Thank you, little people! We're not gonna stay and mingle! Good night! Whoo! Good luck, Tay-tas.”
  - “What? Where are you going and, and what happened to you? We all got punched, no one knows how, life's funny that way.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Yeah, Ta-Ta's, whoo! Oh drunk.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “We'll start with "We're the Ta-Ta's" and then we'll go right into "You Were All Wrong About Us" and then "Oh, Boy, You All Got So Fat.”

## S4 E7 — 7. Bob and Deliver
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0407.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “You're not a virgin.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Holland's Old Penis.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Hildy, let's go get drunk.”
  - “What do you mean, "Get drunk"? Yay! We did it, Mr.”
- Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - “Fart! Alphonso Poo Poo Fatty III.”
  - “Play the movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Alphonso Poo Poo Fatty III! Dr.”

## S4 E8 — 8. Christmas In The Car
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0408.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Dad? What? Where do babies come from? You all come from my vagina.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Hey, Tina, thanks for helping Louise beat up Santa.”
  - “I'll tell you what, if you pull our car out of the snow, I-I'll-I'll let you punch me in the stomach.”
  - “What is that even supposed to be? So, do we have a deal? I want to punch your stupid face! No, just the stomach.”
  - “Exactly! I thought we'd worked past the whole punching thing.”

## S4 E9 — 9. Slumber Party
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0409.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “I can't quite make out what you're saying, Jodi.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I think he just gave me the double guns.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Get him some wine.”
  - “"Get him some wine"? He likes red.”

## S4 E10 — Presto Tina-o
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0410.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “And while you're doing that, Linda's going to get me your biggest knife.”
  - “Butcher knife, check! Whoa, why do you have that? Me and Gene were playing pirates.”

## S4 E11 — Easy Commercial, Easy Gommercial
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0411.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Why? Was it too sexy? No, just why are you doing that? It's for my "wow" factor.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Sorry about your naked bear.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “No one It's a perfect murder.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “Karma's a bitch, and then you die.”
  - “Tina, untie the back! Karma's a bitch.”
  - “Monday morning, you're gonna be like, "What the hell happened?" and I'm gonna be like, "Bob's idea happened!" So, what do you got, Bob? I got nothing.”
  - “Not to be a Missy Pissy, but how are we going to make the commercial in just four days? Well, there is one guy we could call.”
  - “What the hell?! That doesn't even make sense! Pizza doesn't go well with Frye! I don't believe it.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Randy! Mm! I always watch the game here, Bob! You! Down in front! Yeah! Down in front, Front Butt! Yeah, you make a better door than a window, and you're fat! Classic.”

## S4 E12 — The Frond Files
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0412.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Uh-oh, I'm listening to music on a portable tape player, and it's making me very curious about sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Nude! Clothing match negative.”

## S4 E13 — Mazel Tina
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0413.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Spots are for underwear, Tina.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Get all the blood to your head.”

## S4 E14 — Uncle Teddy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0414.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “What's the holdup with those chips? Whoa, what am I looking at? There's a clog in there And it could be underwear.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I punch out in an hour.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “But the welcome cocktail party starts now in the Sunset Lounge and your name badge is good for a complimentary drink.”

## S4 E15 — The Kids Rob a Train
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0415.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “" Like in the health and sexuality section at the bookstore.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Put on underwear.”
  - “And why are you in your underwear? Because I am rich.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “I'm ready! Let's go! - Why do you have two bottles of wine? - What? It's a wine train.”
  - “You guys going on the wine train? Uh, you get the wine on the train, Lin.”
  - “Is that okay with you, Beanbag? Rudy, how can you just sit there, when there's a chocolate fountain behind this door being unappreciated by a bunch of drunk adults?”
  - “At least I'll get drunk-ish.”

## S4 E16 — I Get Psy-chic Out of You
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0416.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Just do whatever you did for the knife! Ticktock! I'm still figuring out how this works! I don't know when it comes and goes.”
  - “And his friend, my other gun.”

## S4 E17 — The Equestranauts
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0417.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “You're like a sexy spy.”
  - “And I don't mean the sexually-charged, awkward, confusing vibe at this party.”
  - “I like sexually-charged, awkward, confusing things, too.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “" Or give him some more nipples! You can never have enough! Ask a cat.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Ugh! What is in this? It's a cocktail, designed by and for Equestranaut lovers.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “A tattoo! They're tramp-stamping our tramp! How's my best buddy doing? Um, very excited, but I'd sure love to check out those dolls again real quick, and, um, I think I have to pee.”

## S4 E18 — Ambergris
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0418.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Is that what sex will be like? Hey, Mr.”
  - “I never realized sinks could be so sexy.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Wine? Calvin.”

## S4 E19 — The Kids Run Away
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0419.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “All right, sex time! Oh, my God, right.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Louise, what a surprise! I'm so glad it's you and not a murderer.”

## S4 E20 — Gene It On
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0420.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Hwah! Oh, no! That's my funny bone! Which is what I call my penis! Eh, you're hurting it! We're number one! Also I have to go number one.”

## S4 E21 — Wharf Horse
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0421.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “And not the kind you give to decrepit old businesses, but the kind you give to hot, sexy, successful businesses.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Beginning of a lifelong love affair.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I, uh I realized what you were trying to do was horribly wrong and is that a gun? Yup.”

## S4 E22 — World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town -- Part II)
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0422.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Like that time I texted mom that I was super horny when I was really super hungry.”
  - “Why would I be horny? I'm not an antelope.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Hey, what are you looking at? My boobs are up here.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “" Sure, if you want to look like a prostitute.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “…it's not a burger but I'll just pretend it is And maybe cry I did what I had to, I have no regrets I murdered my brother for power and sex What's this weird feeling inside of my chest?”
  - “I didn't say What a crazy day! God, I had cereal in the morning, and by nighttime I'm getting murdered.”
  - “Stop slapping me.”
  - “Felix, I get one free punch.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Hmm? Oh, God, swim away! Swim away! Everyone dive! Dive! Tina! Thank God, you beautiful four-eyed son of a bitch.”
  - “So, I'm getting my recording studio and my nightclub? Yes! Damn it! I took care of it! Don't yell at me.”
  - “What the hell was that? I think I took a picture, and I think I sent it.”
  - “Ugh! Where the hell is he? He didn't just disappear.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “These are drunk texts.”
  - “You kids are a two-adult, two-bottle-of-wine-a-night job.”
  - “Ooh, I'm gonna have a bottle of wine and eat some croutons in bed.”

## S5 E1 — 1. Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0501.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Gene, it's 9:30, and I have a lot of sweat in my underwear.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “…Wheeler! In a way that I can't tell you about right now! So never mind! Bye! Why did you throw that corpse on my car?”

## S5 E2 — 2. Tina and the Real Ghost
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0502.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “It's like so You could cut the tension with a knife.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I just need one more sip of my séance wine.”

## S5 E3 — 3. Friends With Burger-fits
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0503.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Longest I've been naked in three years.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “You stay the hell out of this, Mort! Bob, if you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife.”
  - “He crashes on your couch when he loses his job A guy pulls a knife, and you jump in front What?! You take the blade right in the gut! Oh, my God.”
  - “You might have beaten me, Louise, but blood is thicker than ice.”
  - “He crashes on your couch when he loses his job Guy pulls a knife and you jump in front You take the blade right in the gut Ow!”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “You son of a bitch.”
  - “Get the hell out of here! Yeah, go for it, Dad.”
  - “I just Damn it, I don't remember hiring a fat Burt Reynolds.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Really? We're doing this? You're a mid-level drug dealer in an apartment stairwell.”

## S5 E4 — 4. Dawn Of The Peck
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0504.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “…ho! I've got my finger on the trigger I ain't lettin' go Mama used to tell me Girl, you better load your gun up right She said, "You, you gotta come out smokin' Hit it with your best shot every time”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “Son of a bitch.”
  - “Those are the birds? W-why they making that noise? Hell if I know.”
  - “(Tina moans nervously) (Bob screaming) - Dad! - Run! Run! Oh, my God, it's Cyclops! (Teddy shuddering) What the hell is happening?!”
  - “Ow! He pecked me! Holy crap, that hurts.”
  - “Right? - Ow! Damn it.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “Oh! That gives me an idea! Mickey, we're coming over! Hey, daytime whiskey.”
  - “Is there another way to turn it off? Wait! There's a drunk operator override switch on the ride! - What?! - MICKEY: All the rides in the park have them.”
  - “In case the operator gets drunk and goes on the ride, leaving no one to turn it off.”
  - “Time to reward myself with some beer.”

## S5 E5 — 5. Best Burger
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0505.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Go to your mom's bra drawer and find the cash she thinks is secret.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I want to apologize for murdering its brother.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “This is why we made a "no signing up for things while drunk" rule.”
  - “Make a lot of money hauling around lazies and drunks.”
  - “Gonna go have a plate of shrimp, a 20-ounce beer and a massage, from my friend, Hank the masseuse Oh, my God.”

## S5 E6 — 6. Father Of The Bob
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0506.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Talking about your heart, Bob, not your nipple.”
  - “I was still breast-feeding.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “This is a great opportunity for you two to turn your bad blood to glad blood.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “He's slow, he can only do about a letter a day, but he can spell like a son of a bitch.”
  - “Like a son of a bitch.”
  - “Crap, this happens every year.”
  - “But I've got a bunch of crap down in the basement if you kids want to take a look.”
  - “I'd give you this big, beautiful bow, but then what would I wear? I threw away your garnish! Damn it! Order up! Order up! Lin, take this to Henry! No, Linda.”
  - “Oh! Ah, damn, missed it again.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Here, Bob, have some Christmas magic, eh? Wait, Christmas magic is wine? It's whatever you want it to be.”
  - “It can be snow or Santa or beer or gin or rum or schnapps.”

## S5 E7 — 7. Tina Tailor Soldier Spy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0507.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Belcher? - Don't say 'cause I'm your boss - 'Cause you're my boss - And you're my sexy assistant.”
  - “And I'm your sexy assistant.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I thought your underwear did that.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “You got shot in the eye.”
  - “Why? I-I feel like if I got shot in the eye, I would want you to help my eye.”
  - “But if there's a murder or a drug sting, call me.”
  - “But when we showed up, guess who beat us to the punch.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “I'm just a washed-up old Thunderhag! Son of a bitch.”
  - “Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! What the hell? Can I get a menu, please? Whoa! Oh, my God.”
  - “What the hell was that? Our handshake.”

## S5 E8 — 8. Midday Run
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0508.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “You made the wall sexy.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - “If you can draw a nude figure, you can draw anything.”
  - “Okay, um, wha-what do I draw first? The gesture, and then the essence, and then the breasts.”
  - “It's naked Edith! It's good.”
  - “Kids, look it's naked Edith.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Wow, that was cold-blooded.”
  - “She's having surgery today, and I just wanted to mascot around for her before she went under the knife.”

## S5 E9 — 9. Speakeasy Rider
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0509.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “I know it's like we both won, but maybe we both don't need to sleep with the trophy, huh? Okay, one more night.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'll be like Al Capone with breasts.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “But I don't want to beat her this way.”
  - “Today, you beat her this way.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Here they come! Son of a bitch! Yes! The Grand Prix is ours! Go Team K.”
  - “Uh You rot in hell, Bob! Hmm.”
  - “And snap it off! Hell of a snap-off, Gene.”
  - “Dibs on not telling him! Dibs on not Damn it! How do you talk so fast? Vroom.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “What's Teddy's Brewski? It's the name of my home-brewed beer.”
  - “Your burgers and his beer are making little belly babies.”
  - “Another one of the beers we normally sell here? Sure.”

## S5 E10 — Late Afternoon In The Garden Of Bob And Louise
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0510.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “If you have to sleep with her to get in, it's okay.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “It's out of the way, we won't have to smell or hear you, and when it's time to punch out, there's the door.”
  - “Start slapping faces, got it.”
  - “No! No slapping.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “You did it, you old son of a bitch! And say hello to our newest employee! Logan? No! Dad! Uh-huh.”
  - “(burps, blows air) Stink-a-cane! Son of a bitch!”
  - “Belcher, we regret to inform you” Damn it! Aw! Oh, they sent a packet of seeds.”
  - “…her own tea I'm the world's greatest farmer Things are growing so well We're living in our own personal hell The restaurant's now a crappy place I think I found my happy The restaurant's now a crappy, crappy…”
  - “I thought you were gonna keep taking that doofus's side, then I saw you out there, and damn it if you didn't make me proud.”
  - “(Louise grunts) Oh, crap.”

## S5 E11 — Can't Buy Me Math
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0511.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Okay, uh "Sexy cooking.”
  - “" Sexy cooking I knew it.”

## S5 E12 — The Millie-churian Candidate
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0512.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “What? A kitchen knife for $300.”
  - “Not three inches! Three tables! Little bunny Lou-Lou Hopping through the forest I don't even know why we're talking, because I am not getting a $300 knife.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “You're going to be president! Whew, head rush! I'm already a little drunk with power! Louise is disqualified for breaking into my office.”

## S5 E13 — The Gayle Tales
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0513.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Where's my sexy fiancé?! Where is he?! Bob! Uh, here I am.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “I will return with our dragons! And then I shall breast-feed all of you! Oh.”
  - “I'll breast-feed you first when we get back to Catsteros.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “No! No! Son of a bitch! Mom, come on.”
  - “They had the glitz and glam to make you say, "Hot damn!" La, la, la, la, la, la, la Lana loves a llama, but the llama loves pajamas.”
  - “Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh, crap.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “What do you say? We say yes! No, not you, fumble weed.”
  - “I'll Trade you these tears for a couple of beers And this snot for a shot of whiskey Oh, she's good.”
  - “And Lindette ended up married to the old drunk from the bar because she was a mean person who liked grounding people and going solo.”

## S5 E14 — L'il Hard Dad
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0514.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - “Dad! You're shooting BBs at me! Ow! That one hit me in the nipple!”
  - “No! We're not done! We're not? No! Two can play the game of having a helicopter that shoots stuff, Gene! Two can play! Wow, you sound really tough, even though you're holding your nipples.”
  - “…look like the piece of crap True Lies one you sold me! But first, can I shoot you with a missile in your nipple?”
  - “…I'm gonna have to stand up there with the whole class staring at me and my armpits are gonna sweat and my boobs are gonna sweat and all the sweat's gonna meet in the middle and everyone's gonna know I didn't read the…”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Were you drunk shopping? No.”
  - “I call it "nighttime shopping, with wine.”

## S5 E15 — Adventures In Chinchilla-sitting
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0515.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Or sex determination.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “He has testicles for God's sake! I know! I told them, "Guys, those are testicles!" No one believed me! Everyone thought they were butt boobs! (grunts) I can't believe that worked.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “What? Okay, if you were a chinchilla, and you were a rascally little son of a bitch that wouldn't stay in a box, where would you be? No! Damn it! Here, Shinobu.”
  - “All right, now that we got the easy one out of the way Oh, crap.”
  - “Aw, crap! Reggie's is closed.”
  - “But my wife found a way to make this date night fun, and, damn it, I'm not sorry about that.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “You guys smoke weed? No, the chinchilla you paid $40 for.”

## S5 E16 — The Runaway Club
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0516.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “And I'm gonna sleep with my eyes open.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Uh, I just came in today to pull up these old wrestling mats because they're full of, uh, blood and spit.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “I give back like a son of a bitch.”
  - “She's a horrible person who caused all of this, and everyone should be released from this hell pit except her.”
  - “Bastard! We got to help her.”
  - “Still think this is a bunch of crap.”
  - “All right! Hell yeah! Oh, my God, yeah! Let's do it.”

## S5 E17 — Itty Bitty Ditty Committee
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0517.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “That one where you pretend the banana is your penis.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “…I'll be a potter Or a teacher like Welcome Back, Kotter Maybe I'll juggle or maybe I'll juice Be a Top Gun and be friends with Goose One thing I know for sure I don't need music I don't need you anymore I don't…”

## S5 E18 — Eat, Spray, Linda
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0518.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “We're coming in! Put your boobs away.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Deal! Now let's Bloody Mary up this tub! It's Mommy's birthday! - Gene, grab the vodka! - All right.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Yes! I win! Son of a bitch.”
  - “Pretty decent birthday? More like best birthday! Best birthday? Best day of her life! Oh, mm Oh, come on! Aw, gum? Ew! Damn it! Wha oh! No, no, no, no, no, no! I hate my birthday! Hi.”
  - “…stepping all over everything! Sorry, sorry! Ooh, good manhole! Ooh, space! Hi, aliens! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Damn it!”
  - “Bobby, does this parrot make me look cool? Oh, crap.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “What did he do? He's really racist.”

## S5 E19 — Housetrap
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0519.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Come on! Helen's not a murderer.”
  - “Ye, well, murder's a pretty big crime.”
  - “Yeah, if you take away her warm smile, she's got the ice-cold stare of an ice-cold murderer.”
  - “Anyone except someone who's gonna murder him.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “He's-he's stoned out of his mind.”

## S5 E20 — Hawk & Chick
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0520.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Wait, so these movies are about traveling barbers who fight weird Japanese monsters? So, it's like a less sexual Incredible Hulk? Hmm? That's not a tree.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Eh, what's 30 years? I got underwear older than that.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Aah, I'm getting stabbed.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “We are going to weed you out! Crap, we need the villagers! Lin! Lin! Psst! We need you guys up here.”

## S5 E21 — The Oeder Games
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0521.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “I-I run a sex shop, everybody.”
  - “Nowadays, people only come into a sex shop if you give 'em a "boutique experience.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - “What? We can use my bra as a balloon launcher.”
  - “Did Mom tell you to take her bra and use it as a balloon launcher? Yes.”
  - “Then let's tie my underwear to a bird.”
  - “I guess Mom's never really had to launch her boobs very far.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Start with the porno guy, that's what they always say.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “You grab as many balloons as you can, find cover, and at the sound of my pistol, start ballooning.”
  - “Rent hike means rent No! Oh, but the gun says yes.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “Son of a bitch! Sorry, Dad.”
  - “So do we have an alliance? Hell yeah.”
  - “Hell, J-Ju takes you for granted.”
  - “Damn Internet.”
  - “Don't make me do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Damn it, Jimmy! Whoops.”
  - “Snipers! Shoot him! Oh, crap.”

## S6 E1 — 1. Sliding Bobs
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0601.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Or it's sexy.”
  - “We have a son? How could you do this to me? Have you met you? The only thing that you ever cared about was your career and your sex life.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “Can you hang bricks from your nipples? I I-I don't think I can.”
  - “This is how you throw a shrimp!" Dad's naked lip is no match For a small karat, visibly occluded, rose-cut diamond.”
  - “Who is bob belcher? His name is written in my underwear.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “Oh! I mean prostitutes.”
  - “Of all the women who are not supermodel-prostitutes, You are the most attractive.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Uh-oh! Got a little blood.”
  - “Oh, god! Oh, god Doctor: I don't really like the sight of blood, either.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Cocaine? No I'm talking about a mustache.”
  - “So, one night, I was having a quiet cocktail With my friend ginger.”
  - “I'm sorry I wasted your time.”

## S6 E2 — 2. The Land Ship
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0602.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Ugh, Tina, you're such a goody two boobs.”
  - “What do I do? I wear white underwear.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “You can! - You make me want to punch the air.”
  - “Punch it! You make me feel like I can jump over this parking meter.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “"See you soon, bitch.”
  - “" Take you to the gates of Hell? Right? - "American Girl.”
  - “Jor-jo? I'm gonna call you "Damn Jam.”
  - “What the hell?! - Uh, yeah.”

## S6 E3 — 3. The Hauntening
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0603.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “What do you think it is? It's probably just a murderer.”
  - “What? No, it's not a murderer, Tina.”

## S6 E4 — 4. Gayle Makin' Bob Sled
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0604.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - “Had his head chopped off, skin removed, big ol' boobs It's Thanksgiving Thanksgiving for everybody 'Cept for Europeans.”
  - “It's just my breasts.”
  - “Oh You need to check it in at least three places: the breast, the outer thigh, Uh uh and then the inner thigh.”
  - “Breast, 125.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “I'm not a murderer.”
  - “And if there's a murderer in here, uh, don't murder me.”
  - “Time to eat, my little low-blood-sugar booger.”

## S6 E5 — 5. Nice-Capades
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0605.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “…why you watch that, Bob, she's bored When we were walking to school, you told me I should put away my penis before we got to school, and I did.”
  - “You told him to put away his penis And that was pretty cool.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “…outside's gettin' thicker So let's open that bottle of liquor Hey, bourbon, take me home On bourbon, on vodka, on scotch and on gin Take me back Let the North Pole dancing begin It's my party (humming) Felix?”

## S6 E6 — 6. The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0606.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Frond make out?! Oh, yeah.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “I'm sorry, but that movie is to archeology what Pretty Woman is to prostitution.”
  - “Who was a prostitute in Pretty Woman? They all were, honey! Oh.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Oh Me llamo Tina But it can also be dangerous, like a tiger with a gun.”
  - “Me llamo Tina But it can also be dangerous, like a tiger with a gun.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - “What? You think I should want Aunt Gayle to be happy because she's our aunt and we love her? You're saying I'm being selfish?! A selfish brat?! Is that what you're saying?! Oh, gosh darn it! Son of a bitch!”
  - “Frond? She took my dead grandma shawl doll! Dead grandma shawl doll? What the hell is that? It sounds weird when you say it.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “So, uh, Steve, do you want you want something to drink? Do you want wine? We have wine.”
  - “Hey, how about some more wine, huh? Ha! Mr.”

## S6 E7 — 7. The Gene and Courtney Show
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0607.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “1 Ooh, whatcha doing? Making a sexy piggy bank? No, it's the collection box for the Donations 4 Carnations fund-raiser.”
  - “You want to go make out? Yeah.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “Then pick that son of a bitch! Voila.”
  - “Damn it, Labonz, you're not playing fair! Screw fair.”
  - “Oh, damn it.”
  - “Jocelyn got four?! Who the hell is sending Jocelyn so many flowers?! Well, I can steam them open and we could find out.”
  - “They were tricky, but I went real slow and I think Tina, what the hell?”
  - “At least she gave a crap! What the hell was that donkey dung?! Not our best show, sure, but hey, we'll get 'em next time.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Branca's mop bucket is full of beer.”

## S6 E8 — 8. Sexy Dance Healing
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0608.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Jairo said to arrive with an empty stomach, an open mind and no underwear.”
  - “Dibs on Dad's underwear.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Put a burger on that board! (bell tinkles) Uh, why is Teddy walking in the street trying to punch cars?”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - “That son of a bitch.”
  - “" What is this crap? Hildy, do you want this to get tied up in the courts for years? Or do you want to just give me the extra fillings and send me on my way? Ugh.”

## S6 E9 — 9. Sacred Couch
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0609.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - “Son of a bitch.”
  - “Damn it, Dad! Do you want the old couch back or don't you?! Okay, fine.”

## S6 E10 — Lice Things Are Lice
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0610.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “When the Amish wanted to build a barn, did they do it themselves? No, Kelly McGillis took a sexy sponge bath and she got Harrison Ford to pitch in.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Mediterranean blood, you know? I'm not Mediterranean.”
  - “They live on your hair and chew your head and and then drink the blood out of your scalp - by sucking it out - Shut up! Using their little louse bodies as straws.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “'Cause that would be medicine and I can't dispense I know, Tina! You're drunk with lack of power.”
  - “How do we get the word out? Did someone say "free beer"? Where? Where's free beer? Ohh Yes! I'll make a sign! After a couple of beers, this stuff pretty much delivers itself.”

## S6 E11 — House of 1000 Bounces
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0611.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “DAINKO (high-pitched): Oh, yeah? Well, now I'm a hooker.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Did you know there's vodka in a bloody Mary? Bob, what are you doing? Uh, I'm moving away from the pigeon that's inside of the restaurant.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I got pretty drunk this morning at brunch at the lodge.”

## S6 E12 — Stand by Gene
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0612.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Yeah, don't get your boobs in a bunch.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “We're gonna keep playing until somebody beats her.”
  - “No one can beat her.”
  - “Beat her, Mike, and you get a free burger.”

## S6 E13 — Wag the Hog
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0613.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “I still can't make out what you're saying.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “I heard your penis gets stretched out, and it's never the same.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “Why don't you just ask the One Eyed Snakes? The biker gang that you're the leader of? (muffled): I'm kind of on a break from the One Eyed Snakes.”
  - “(muffled): I'm on a break from the One Eyed Snakes.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Maybe something in the stabbing department.”
  - “Ever stab anybody? No.”
  - “Please tell me he told you we had to stab somebody.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “That no-socks son of a bitch must've been pissed off enough to steal it.”
  - “No? Damn it! I don't know why I gave you that option.”
  - “This stinks! This sucks! Language! Oh, God, I have to tell Critter that someone stole his bike.”
  - “You know what? I'll bet he misses raising hell with all of you, uh Lovable scamps?”
  - “Damn, where were you yesterday when I was in training? And I brought you this from my Women of the Wild Weekend.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Coming up with more and more interesting ways to sell crystal methamphetamine.”
  - “Nothing like the sound of a 1,200-cc engine in the body of an outlaw hog, uh? (laughs) Hey, we gotta split, man! The meth house is gonna blow! I'm just kidding.”
  - “Yeah, he hardly wants any meth.”

## S6 E14 — The Hormone-iums
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0614.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “15! 15 cents from the sexy stylist on the stool.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Do you swear not to tell? I think so as long as it's not murder.”
  - “Twenty-five! Whoa, too rich for my blood.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - “Dad, you son of a bitch.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “It's not just a giant shoe, it's a, it's a it's a uh, it's a Wine Shoe.”
  - “Yeah, it's an elegant way to display your wine.”
  - “It's like a foot that gets you drunk.”
  - “Some company stole my idea! Booze Shoes.”

## S6 E15 — Pro Tiki Con Tiki
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0615.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Ooh, our counter's gonna look like a sexy hula dancer! Should I start wearing a coconut bra? No.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “…some space!" (strained): But I want to touch the rich guy! You got skills, Louise, but I had all of my blood and organs replaced with steel a lot of rich people are doing it now so I'm immortal and I can't be hurt…”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “Son of a bitch! Damn it! I told you, Bob, I won't cash it.”
  - “‭Oh, crap! I'm sorry! Oh, my God.”
  - PINEAPPLE: “Aloha! Damn.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Anything you want to do? Go grab a beer downstairs? You got it.”

## S6 E16 — Bye Bye Boo Boo
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0616.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - “Whoever shot him was good at shooting someone a lot.”
  - “Do we really want to be the murder restaurant? If it comes with a plaque like this, sure.”
  - “" What we need are a couple of cold-blooded mercenaries who will do anything for the right price.”
  - “Now? Or And he's all (screams) and the blood's going wow! It was like, zoom! (laughs) (distorted): It's the best thing that's ever happened to me! Rat-a-tat-a-tat- a-tat-a-tat-a-tat.”
  - “But remember when we went to the concert and you kind of lost your mind? Listen, some freak thing happened to me at that concert but then I slapped Boo Boo's face and now I'm cured.”
  - “I slapped him out of my system! I slapped him out! Okay, but at the concert you were not I don't even remember that concert and I do not have dreams about it ever.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Son of a bitch! It's true.”
  - “Who's The Grunt? What the hell's a grunt? Dominic "The Grunt" Gruntanno, one of the biggest bootleggers on this stretch of coast, and he was gunned down right here in 1931.”
  - “First I'd like to say, what the fudge, right?! (all yelling) Who the hell does Boo Boo think he is?! Honey ‭(groans) No, sorry.”
  - “It's crap! Awful, pandering crap.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “…dance during the Boyz 4 Now cover of "Maniac," which appeared on their covers album We Got You Covered! Easy, girl, easy.”

## S6 E17 — The Horse Rider-Er
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0617.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I mean, I am happy with how my god's eye straw bra came out.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “(grunts) Uh-oh, looks like there was a murder! We need CSI: Napkin Swamp.”

## S6 E18 — Secret Admiral-irer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0618.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “This hat was once a Tom Skerritt in Top Gun Halloween costume and now look at it.”
  - “That's not romantic, that's cold-blooded.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Bubble bath, glass of wine, cookie dough Paint just one fingernail, see what it looks like Can we come by around midnight? Uh, w-we close at 7:00.”
  - “Then we drank a lot of wine, and then Taj brought a whole goat, and then we drank some grain alcohol from Iceland.”

## S6 E19 — Glued, Where's My Bob?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0619.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “And you're waving a knife in my face, which is making me nervous, Lin.”
  - “What, are they writing an article on guys with mustaches you wanna punch? Zoom! (chuckles) I say "zoom" now.”

## S7 E1 — 1. Flu-ouise
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0701.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “And about your underwear.”
  - “You gave him boobs.”
  - “Boobs? Those are his arms.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Well, why don't I bring over my heat gun and we try to fix it? You have a heat gun? Yeah, I use it to weld PVC pipe for plumbing.”
  - “Also, maybe if you see the heat gun, you'll remember it the next time I bring it up in conversation.”
  - “He's our Dad-ador! Aye, buddy? (slapping) Oops.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “We're a bunch of sorry sons of bitches.”
  - “Does anyone else feel kind of freezing and, like, floaty? (breathes deeply) Just me? Ugh, where the hell is Kuchi Kopi? (air horn blares) Just a second.”
  - “You are! What the hell is going on here?! BOB: Wow, I had no idea how great Kuchi Kopi is.”
  - “Louise, no! Don't push the button! Oh, crap.”
  - BOB: “Oh, crap, the medicine.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I threw the best swamp parties I'd serve wine and calamaris And we'd drink and drink and drink and drink and Yup, got it, we got it.”

## S7 E2 — 2. Sea Me Now
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0702.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “And didn't she cheat on you, like, a lot? Yes, but I was working seven, eight hours a day, five days a week sometimes.”
  - “O-Of course she cheated on me all over the place.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Wait, so we can't call for help? Well, there is a flare gun.”
  - “I'll give you a tour and I'll see if I have any of my trespasser's punch.”
  - “Ooh, punch! And this is the parlor.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “Oh, land! You sweet son of a bitch, get over here.”
  - “I played that no-good son of a bitch boyfriend of hers.”
  - “Teddy, you really want to try again? Damn right I do.”
  - “Crap, we're still stuck.”
  - “(engine revving) (Teddy growling) (cracking) We're free! (grunting) ‭Crap.”
  - “Hell, he bought this island for her.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Also, please don't weed-whack us.”

## S7 E3 — 3. Teen-a Witch
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0703.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Wait, I thought we were gonna be sexy Judge Judys? No, Jocelyn, I'm gonna be a hot mess.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “(screams) Did you guys see that? The knife almost stabbed my foot! You could've lost a toe.”
  - “And then one year my dad sat in the bushes with a BB gun and he waited for the squirrels to come.”

## S7 E4 — 4. They Serve Horses, Dont They
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0704.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “'Cause, uh, you're gonna scratch your nipples off.”
  - “(stammering) The nipple will come off.”
  - “Good luck with your nipples, Bob! Did we get anything at all? We got something, Dad.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “And three me punching Jack over and over - and over and over - Okay, Tina, okay.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “(both grunting) BOB (grunting): Uh uh That crazy son of a bitch.”
  - “Whew! We got nothing! We're doing another sting! Bob, you're ordering more horse meat! Crap.”
  - “We got crap! I was really itchy.”
  - “…from cake! Okay, I don't think there's any hair on this one, so I'm just gonna eat it, okay? (grunts) ‭Damn it, Tina!”
  - “Coming through! Coming through! Slide, you old bastard!”
  - “Aw, damn it.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'm going to get a new hot dog! (grunting) No! Look at the size of this glass of wine! It's like a fishbowl! I love it here! ‭Great.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Well, what do you want now? Are you gonna sell us napkins that are really trees?! Easy, girl, easy.”

## S7 E5 — 5. Large Brother, Where Fart Thou?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0705.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Remember when Mom put it under her shirt at the grocery store and pretended she had another boob, and then they made her buy it? (gasps) That was three years ago! We got to throw it.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “What if it's a guy with a gun and he really needs to pee? No.”
  - “Well, then how are we gonna have a hot knife bath? And if anyone calls for us, say that we're home, but we're pooping.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Gerald, what's happening? What's going on? Uh, it turns out the cookies I gave you have marijuana in them a lot of it.”
  - “We can't get stoned in the middle of the day.”
  - “He totally knew I was stoned.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Whoa, whoa, easy, Tina girl.”

## S7 E6 — 6. The Quirkducers
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0706.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Hit it! I don't have a vagina But I won't stop try'na Come on, girls! Help women with their issues Okay, okay, okay.”
  - “…not just going to dinner, I think we are the dinner! I thought I was a guest But they just want me for my breast Much to my surprise They're all staring at my thighs They all look starving And ready for the carving Why…”
  - “…pig What a rush Yeah! Man, oh, man, I dig that pig I thought I was a guest, but they just want me For my breast Much to my surprise They're all staring at my thighs They all look starving And ready for the carving Why…”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “It makes you want to leave your blood, sweat, tears and pee out on the stage.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “(soft grunt) I got the guts! That's our Tina! You've got the guts, and you! (grunts) And you and you! And you and you and you! Tina, you son of a bitch.”
  - “Gene, when you said, "Tina, your play's got the goods," and you said "goods" like it had a "Z" at the end, that was just a bunch of crap? I never should have put that "Z" on the end.”
  - “Hell yeah! I wouldn't mind getting home early, too.”

## S7 E7 — 7. The Last Gingerbread House on the Left
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0707.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “I'm going to treat myself to a new penis.”
  - “Dad, you need a Venetian mask and a thong, stat! Stop it.”
- Violence & injury — 9 moment(s)
  - “Bathroom stuff? ‭Murder! Huh.”
  - “But where are they now? ‭Florida? Murdered! A delivery man went in there once, never came out.”
  - “What happened to him? They got married? Murdered! Aah They say he buried them all in the backyard, and then he just went right on murdering.”
  - “Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder hello, sir murder! All right, Teddy, you convinced me, let's go there.”
  - “‭What? Well, Oscar, anyone with a voice like yours can't be a murderer.”
  - “(laughs) Isn't that nice? So, Bob, just put your guns on the gun table, and we can begin.”
  - “Oh, I, I didn't bring any guns.”
  - “Sorry about the knife.”
  - “Aah! Felix, don't you grab a gun.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “You son of a bitch! (alarm chiming) Aah! Time's up.”
  - “Oh! Amity the albino polar bear cub! He's on the news again! Turn it up, damn it! OLSEN BENNER: Amity, the albino polar bear cub born at the Bog Harbor Zoo only a few days ago, is being called a Christmas bear-icle.”
  - “What? Why? Because every year, every damn year, I lose.”
  - “You wouldn't think it by the looks of them, but those men out there (stuttering): those, there are, so Well, they are some creative bastards.”
  - “Come on, let's go carol the crap out of this place! Yeah! I came here for hot chocolate, not not chocolate.”
  - “But how the hell will my "candy cripples" walk? Wait, there was one chocolate Santa left.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Go home and drink the kind of hot cocoa that's wine.”

## S7 E8 — 8. Ex MachTina
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0708.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Mom, I have a relationship now! A-And, yes, I've stopped changing socks and underwear, and, yes, it smells funny in here.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - “Ow! Damn it! Son of a bitch! Oh, sorry! It's fine.”
  - “Whoa, what the hell is the robot doing here? Did anyone approve this? I was told to do everything a normal student would do.”

## S7 E9 — 9. Bob Actually
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0709.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “It demonstrates your virility and your sexual style.”
  - “My sexual style? - Yeah.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “" Ugh, what's taking so long? What's Tina even doing? Combing her boobs? (both laugh) (sighs) TINA: Hello.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “You can't stab him, though, okay? - You're so sweet to me.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “What flower what weeds? A weed is just the right plant growing in the wrong place.”
  - “Louise, I wanted to ask you to give this Love Weed and this card to Chloe Barbash for me, in Science.”

## S7 E10 — There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0710.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “You can see his nipples.”
  - “"A little stressed out," Bob? I've never seen his nipples like this.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “What?! - Son of a bitch! Oh, well.”
  - “(grunts) Damn it.”
  - “Everybody ready to go to the cat food audition today? - Oh, damn it! - Attagirl! - (doorbell rings) - Uh, uh, there's Gayle.”

## S7 E11 — A Few 'Gurt Men
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0711.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I've never seen a man this naked be this smug.”

## S7 E12 — Like Gene For Chocolate
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0712.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “I mean, he had a suit on, he had a penis, he looked familiar.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - “You started this crazy candy ride, now finish it, you son of a bitch! Wow! I love motivational speeches.”

## S7 E13 — The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0713.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “What would you call a weekend-long empowerment gathering for girls with speeches from important female leaders? Sex and the City 3.”
  - “Who's at the door? Maybe somebody ordered a sexy surprise? - (door opens) - TEDDY: Bachelor party! - You invited Teddy? - We kept it small.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “And, uh, what are we gonna do while they're gone? Enjoy all that extra room without their boobs in the way? Mm Maybe something easy that costs nothing? - Tickle party? - Eh.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - “Gene? Yeah! Speeches! Speeches! Let me tell you something about this son of a bitch.”
  - “Okay, that's a damn good disguise, but the jig is up.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Heroin Conference? What do you mean, like a jazz concert? That really isn't the best name.”

## S7 E14 — Aquaticism
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0714.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “It's awful! It's like circumcision for your whole body, except your penis.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I got to say, this place looks pretty much like an aquarium with a couple of religious signs slapped up.”

## S7 E15 — Ain't Miss Debatin'
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0715.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I want a president with both those things, with feelings, and lips and a butt and boobs if it's a woman.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “" Son of a bitch.”
  - “This is America, damn it, and we're the leader of the free world, not the liter.”
  - “Damn, I even convinced myself.”
  - “Should a robot be president? Hell yes.”
  - “Hell yes! - (bell dings) I nailed it, we're gonna win.”
  - “(bell dings) Oh, crap.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “I'm drinking wine.”
  - “(whines) Henry, I know I wasted valuable debate minutes breaking up with you, but you're still my debate partner, and I think maybe we can win this thing.”

## S7 E16 — Eggs for Days
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0716.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Oh, I don't think I could sleep with this smell.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “That's blood.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Am I drunk alrea (Bob groaning) Oh, my God.”
  - “I-I think I might have still been drunk earlier.”

## S7 E17 — Zero Larp Thirty
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0717.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “(sighs) I'm guessing you haven't been sleeping with a pillow between your knees, like we talked about? Dr.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I hope the guns are okay.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “It is now cocktail hour in the drawing room.”
  - “Ooh, cocktail hour in the drawing room.”
  - “At least she knows that wine goes in a glass.”
  - “(snoring) - (bell ringing) Really? You'd better fetch me a bed wine.”

## S7 E18 — The Laser-inth
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0718.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “What are you mad about? Tickets, socks or marijuana? No.”
  - “Can I get some bread sticks? Is that going back to the kitchen? Aren't these seats great? Wine me, dine me and recline me.”
  - “Just sipping my wine.”

## S7 E19 — Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0719.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Anyway, I even got his underwear.”
  - “Oh, Mom, don't panic, but is that a bee in your boobs? A bee in my boobs! Oh, my boobs! Oh, my God! Oh! Oh, God! Oh.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Hey, can we get another round of beer, too? - And more fries? Like a butt-load? - Yup.”

## S7 E20 — Mom, Lies and Videotapes
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0720.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “It's got acid for blood, so it can hurt you even after you've killed it.”
  - “And you're a badass protective queen bee alien with acid for blood, right? Kinda, yeah, maybe.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'd live on a diet of wine and cheese You'd teach me to say thank you and also please Manners are important.”

## S7 E21 — Paraders of the Lost Float
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0721.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “Oh, look! It's a naked juggler.”
  - “Oh, you're not wearing any underwear.”
  - “Is that Bob? (gasps) He's playing "Hot Pants Rain Dance"! It's like a fun, wet, almost naked version of Dad.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Ha! Kids, arm your T-shirt guns.”

## S7 E22 — Into the Mild
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0722.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “What's it called? It's called "My Boobs Are Down Here: Laughing and Aging and Raging and Laughing.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “You're not having an affair at all.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “In another part, I violently stab a few pillows and rip 'em open.”
  - “I looked up, she looked at me, and she gave me a wink and the finger guns.”

## S8 E1 — 1. Brunchsquatch
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0801.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “I'm a sexy little tiger.”
  - GENE: “I'm a sexy little tiger Roar! - BOB: Please, no.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - “LINDA: What am I holding? - TINA: You've got a knife and you're gonna stab Dad.”
  - “Now I'm afraid I'm gonna stab you.”
  - “Okay, what are you guys doing to me there? Oh, we're stabbing you so we can keep your dog.”
  - LOUISE: “Okay, everybody, start stabbing on the count of three! - GENE: I'm a little tiger - BOB: No, no, no, don't do that.”
  - “"Now serving brunch and all you can drink Bloody Mary-naras.”
  - “You don't understand! He's like a bloodhound.”
  - “I had 16 Bloody Marys and I wasn't even buzzed.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “(hums) Is it great or what? I even drew a - little champagne glass, you see? - Good morning, sleepy-beepies! Oh, hey, Mom and Dad.”
  - “Um, okay, of course, this is your first brunch day, so how could you? My real name is Dalton, but I write a blog, Brunch Drunk Love, - under the name Dame Judi Brunch.”
  - “Well, it's got champagne in it, Teddy.”
  - “Am I drunk or are you guys having a weird conversation? - Both.”
  - “Skunky little booze hounds.”

## S8 E2 — 2. The Silence of the Louise
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0802.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “You sure we can't just do some graffiti? Draw a penis on something? No, it's got to be extreme.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - MILLIE: “My love There's Only you in my life The only thing that's bright (singing flat): My first love Your every breath (both rapping): Wooriga gatchee itnun gun, baby baby!”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “The son of a bitch is still out there.”
  - “I don't think that's what happ Ah! Holy crap! - Yeah, sorry.”
  - “Why are you still here? Buy some pipe cleaners or get the hell out! Okay.”
  - “Damn! Hi, Mr.”
  - “We are in so much crap if that happens.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “You could have drunk less coffee.”
- Slut-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - “No, no, no, no, no, no Sorry, toots, we got to go talk to tramp named O-line.”
  - “Oh, a tramp named O-line.”

## S8 E3 — 3. The Wolf of Wharf Street
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0803.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Doesn't Teddy look hot? I thought I ordered a scary nurse, but I guess I clicked on sexy nurse instead.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “I'll even hold your penis if you need me to, Bob.”
  - “I don't need you to hold my penis, Teddy.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “But whatever you call it, it's allegedly extremely dangerous and allegedly out for blood, wreaking alleged havoc on our quiet little community, allegedly.”
  - ANNOUNCER: “And now, our Halloween feature, Bosom Bloodies.”
  - “Ooh, Bosom Bloodies.”

## S8 E4 — 4. Sit Me Baby One More Time
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0804.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “I understand that you're being a boob pube.”
  - “We should put leaves in our underwear.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “(gasps): Oh, my God, Bob, we should have checked to make sure these people aren't murderers.”
  - “Look, if you start getting murdered, just call us.”
  - “And if we don't answer, we're getting murdered.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “But I'm still drinking a lot of wine.”

## S8 E5 — 5. Thanks-Hoarding
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0805.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Time to take back Thanksgiving! Get ready for Turkey 2: Judgment Day! All right, let me get you a new shirt and, uh, maybe wipe the blood off your face.”
  - “You look like you just got beat up by an Edward Scissorhand.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - “If we find that son of a bitch cuckoo, I call it for best thing.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “That's Ugh, give me some wine.”
  - “Give me some wine.”

## S8 E6 — 6. Bleakening Pts 1 & 2
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0806.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - GENE: “Dad's about to get horny! Where's the god-dang door? - BOB: Hey! (whoops) - What the? Over here! I'm the Christmas thief! The Bleaken is real.”
- Nudity & bodies — 7 moment(s)
  - “Lin, can I please have the blanket? Are those new underwear? Those are nice.”
  - “Bob, look at naked Santa.”
  - “Now we're gonna talk to your nude, and you're gonna let us.”
  - “…with nothing to hide After your party, I was in a lovely mood I came straight here, had a cookie and got nude He got nude, he got super nude Ask the class, I swear it wasn't me When I came in here, I didn't have your…”
  - “Well, I believe you, I'm sorry to intrude It's okay, I just signed up to see some boobs It turns out, I actually love drawing.”
  - “(laughs) Most of the year, you know me as Cleavage To Beaver.”
  - “(gasps) Art, the naked artist guy? I confess.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Key chain, for stabbing.”
  - “Wha-What else you got? - Uh, you know, Mace, knife.”
  - “Ruler, for slapping or poking.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Nana used to give us wine.”
  - “Do you literally have anything else to drink? Uh, I-I could open up some champagne.”
  - “Yeah, you wrap like a drunk, blind bear.”

## S8 E8 — 8. V for Valentine-detta
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0808.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “(yells) My bra unhooked.”
  - “Also, you have some guacamole on your boob.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Oh! A night of romantic murder.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “It's it's He I made him a special picture frame for Valentine's Day with a picture of us in it, but then he hung it in his locker with a picture of Becky in it! - He what?! - He what?! That son of a bitch!”
  - “Yay! I'm swinging with my dad! Damn, one year off.”
  - “Damn it! That's okay.”
  - “(sniffs) Ew! - I'll smell you in hell.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Do you think it's that drunk clown? I I wish.”

## S8 E9 — 9. Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0809.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “And there's the monkey's boobs.”
  - “I thought those were his boobs? Calm down, you're both right.”
  - “What's that? You want another boob? All you gotta do is ask.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “To celebrate the success of my groundbreaking Ga-Ga ball program, we are having a ball-slapping, anything-can-happen, winner-take-all tournament.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Go, Gene, you stout little son of a bitch! Knock him into sixth period! Hope you had fun, Gene.”
  - “KIDS (chanting): Ga-Ga ball! What the hell? Everyone's playing Ga-Ga ball.”
  - “Damn right, she would.”
  - “Oh oh, crap! (slow-motion growl) (cheering) A stunning upset! Gene Belcher, the big winner.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Yeah, like when mom left that bottle of beer in the freezer.”

## S8 E10 — The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0810.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “GENE: More like sexy-tary.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Besides being scared the drain in the bathtub will eat your penis.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “What's all this cocaine doing at school? Throw it away.”

## S8 E11 — Sleeping with the Frenemy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0811.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Some kind of smarty-boobs speech that gets him over the hump.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Do places deliver here, or is the neighborhood too dangerous? Oh, it's super safe except for that huge unsolved murder that's gonna happen.”

## S8 E12 — The Hurt Soccer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0812.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “…you of what you did! What what do I do now? It, uh throw it somewhere? - Kick it! Drop-kick that son of a bitch!”
  - “(muttering) Wow, you're remembering the crap out of that song.”
  - “(gasps) What?! - What?! But then the damn lead actress said I was missing cues and playing off-tempo.”
  - “And their dumb CD player won't complain if they treat it like crap.”
  - “And they're gonna burn in hell for it.”
  - “(cheering) - You did it! - Hell yeah!”
  - “But I can still assistant coach again, right? Every damn day, Tina.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'm sorry! It was I We got a-an e-mail, and I Oh! Oh, I didn't realize you got an e-mail! I completely forgot it happened at all! It was during wine time! Guys, guys, shush, shush, shush.”

## S8 E13 — Cheer Up Sleepy Gene
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0813.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “That son of a bitch is really leaving.”
  - “G-Great! Damn it.”
  - “This is a living hell.”

## S8 E14 — The Trouble With Doubles
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0814.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Gene, check the VCR and make sure it's hooked up.”
  - “I'm just gonna need to sleep with a kitchen knife.”
  - “I mean, zombies are more sexy than scary, right? I think everyone would agree with that.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Oops, "gelato" auto-typed to "genital.”
  - “She signed it "genitals genitals.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Like when you think a guy is gonna murder you and then he proposes.”
  - “Lars calls shotgun.”
  - “I'm just gonna need to sleep with a kitchen knife.”
  - “But maybe I'll sleep in your bed, too, you know, just to keep the knife company.”

## S8 E15 — Go Tina on the Mountain
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0815.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “Son of a bitch.”
  - “What the hell is this place? Can't even see all this from just back there.”
  - “Damn right you will.”
  - “Our sister! Remember? There was three of us? One was hanging on your every lying word? Crap.”
  - “You're not listening! A hermit has led Tina astray! She's going up the mountain! Damn it, Andy and Ollie, don't kiss the weasel! It's got mites! Where's the rescue party? You're lookin' at it.”
  - “WOMAN: Ooh! Hi! Is there any Linguini left? - LINDA: Ah, crap.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “(sniffs) It smells like beer.”

## S8 E16 — Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0816.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Your boobs? I know what we need to do.”
  - “Is it something with your boobs? No.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “Son of a bitch! Why didn't somebody stop me? Just kidding, I'm just kidding.”
  - “The people who did this to me will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law! Damn it.”
  - “Hopefully no one outbids me on this Crap.”
  - “I'll eat the crap out of a wrap.”
  - “Oh, no! - Tina, what happened? - Damn floss tape! This is the saddest surprise party ever.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I might have an alcoholic drink tonight, an alcoholic wine.”

## S8 E17 — Boywatch
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0817.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S8 E18 — As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0818.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'm just saying, we've all had that fear when you're trying something new that's kind of scary and you think you're never gonna be able to do it, right? I did when I was switching from boob to bottle.”

## S8 E19 — Mo Mommy Mo Problems
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0819.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “(panting) I am so full of crudités! TINA: Oh, mine has a swing! LOUISE: Mine has a bathtub in the middle of the room! GENE: Mine has a swing in the bathtub! I don't know if it's a sex thing or a disabled thing.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'm also not sleeping, my boobs hurt, - and I'm up to my neck in poop.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - “What if you snap and ask us to murder somebody? You'd have to do it, 'cause it's Mother's Day.”
  - “It's so murder-y up here.”
  - “And I've been saving buckets of squirrel blood for the right moment.”
  - “Seems sad if you've been saving all that squirrel blood for nothing.”
  - “This house has, like, 600 freaking steps, and you're scared she's gonna fall and end up looking like how she looks right now, all bloody and gross.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “Cock it? Pull it? - Cock it and pull it.”
  - “Kyle high club? - Claire-atin? Un-cock it, un-pull it.”
  - “I call dibs on the biggest one! - Hell no!”
  - “Shall we go inside? What the hell is going on? You sound weird.”
  - “I smoked you fools! - (panting) Damn it.”
  - “Damn dust in this house.”

## S8 E20 — Mission Impos-slug-ble
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0820.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Am I gonna lose another? Aah! I won't take sides! I'm like a sexy Switzerland.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “You mean these? - (grunts) - (gasps) Our Burobu cards! And they've got bra on them.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Are they always drunk? If only we could distract them, get them out of the yard for a second, and we had a rope or something.”

## S8 E21 — Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0821.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “…this isn't on you That ceremony was upsetting The way those two rushed into this You'd think it was a shotgun wedding But do I take these buns to have and hold, I do All you can do is do your best-est Toast them…”

## S9 E1 — 1. Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0901.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 7 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Your nipples must be a mess.”
  - “It does look like she has a little penis, though.”
  - “All right, new thing: Teddy says we got to rub the rat's butt and genitals to make it pee and poop after we feed it.”
  - “(harmonizing): There's no pants in space Uranus can't see your anus And Venus can't see your penis - Pants on Jupiter - There's nothing stupider Oh, you moon the Moon, it moons you back It moons me back…”
  - “(rat squeaking) - There it is again! Bob, is that rat in your underwear? Well, Hugo, I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to look at my privates, so I guess (straining): we'll never know.”
  - “But I'll be back with a warrant for your underwear.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “You're a thirsty bitch.”
  - “(sighs) Damn it.”
  - “Crap, crap, crap, crap! (gulping) (exhales) Thank you.”

## S9 E2 — 2. The Taking of Funtime One Two Three
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0902.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Teddy, I'm just holding a knife.”
  - “Yeah, ha, ha! Son of a gun, look at him go.”
  - “Great punch.”

## S9 E3 — 3. Tweentrepreneurs
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0903.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “That's a knife, Louise.”

## S9 E4 — 4. Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0904.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “It was a hockey goalie with a knife.”
  - “Got a couple of legs that have nail guns.”
  - “There! He's going into the "Ballroom of Blood.”
  - “As long as we don't see any blood.”

## S9 E5 — 5. Live and Let Fly
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0905.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “You once tried to make out with our mom, but she kicked your butt.”
  - “…you here? Aren't you a seaplane pilot? I took the pontoons off Shoshana so I can fly banner ads, since my sexy flight lesson business kinda dried up.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - “You're a hooker, like my cousin Marie.”
  - “Your cousin Marie's a prostitute? No, she throws paper airplanes like you.”
  - “You might be a hooker, but you're a hooker with a heart of gold.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Why don't you just beat her in the stunt flying competition at the air show? Wouldn't that be the sweetest revenge? Yeah, do the Dice N' Slice, and ideally without pooping the pit.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Tonight we drink wine out of a bottle.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Process-ily Cecily can process her ass! - (gasps) - You promised that no one at school would see us singing and dancing in your dumb video! Hold his arms! We're gonna make it look like an accident! Easy, girl!”

## S9 E6 — 6. Bobby Driver
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0906.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “Just 'cause their nipples are three times as long as ours.”
  - “Wonderful detail on the nipples.”
  - “Ooh, or my sports bra.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Gas pills? You mean these? Hey, how come fatty's got your fart meds? - Has he got the toots, too? - Harold! (farts) So you don't really get fits? I get farts.”

## S9 E7 — 7. I Bob Your Pardon
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0907.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Get him! - That is my nipple.”
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - “So you actually have to report - on this crap show? - I know, right? Why can't I be covering a pre-Thanksgiving armed robbery? Or maybe, like, one little stabbing.”
  - “If you give me your pen, I could stab you in the bottom.”
  - “No, I'm not just gonna murder it and bury it in the woods.”
  - LOUISE: “Deputy Mayor Cunningham? Okay, now we're gonna get murdered.”
  - “Just want to say, not gonna murder you, 'cause not in this suit.”
  - “Please don't strangle us.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “Neck, you sons of bitches! - (screaming) - No, Louise! (panting) Whoa.”
  - “This is a fresh cranberry sauce house, damn it.”
  - “You know we're gonna eat a turkey tomorrow, right? Eat the hell out of it.”
  - “Damn it, Bob! Drive! TINA: Also, this is our turkey.”
  - “Hold on, everybody! - Oh, crap! - (screaming) (gobbling) Wow.”
  - “(turkey gobbles) You're welcome, you beady-eyed bastard.”
  - “I mean, coyotes have to eat Oh, my God! What am I saying? Get the hell away from Drew P.”

## S9 E8 — 8. Roller? I Hardly Knew Her!
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0908.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “The blood on the wood My dad was Junior Partners champion in 1983.”
  - “Aah, she got me, she got me! TEDDY: Ooh, gun glasses.”
  - “She's not here to kill you with gun glasses, Lin.”

## S9 E9 — 9. UFO No You Didn't
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0909.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “Yeah That sneaky alien faker son of a bitch! And you guys, too! I-I can't believe you helped him! Ugh! I know! We're sorry! And that's why we bought you this gift card.”
  - JACOBSON: “Who's ready to find out who their Science Fair partner is? TINA: Hell, yeah.”
  - “So how about since you know how to do all that, why don't I take care of making us the best damn Science Fair board you've ever seen? My bubble letters are amazing.”
  - “(sighs) Damn it.”
  - “Holy crap! What does the message say? I don't know.”
  - “"Maybe he won't want to destroy your planet! "I'll let you know tomorrow! In the meantime, do not transmit any more signals!" - Holy crap, Susmita!”
  - “(gasping) - (whimpering) The aliens might destroy Earth! I know! This sucks.”

## S9 E10 — Better Off Sled
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0910.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “We're plowing that son of a bitch! - Yeah, we are.”
  - “Oh, maybe you should try checking out the hill by the I don't give a crap.”
  - “(laughs) Well, your face gives a crap, because your face is crap, Logan.”
  - “Is that a giant white round bird? - (both scream) - It's not! What the hell? RUDY: The teenage boys are back.”
  - “This is our winter break, damn it.”
  - “It's the time of year for peace and goodwill, damn it.”

## S9 E11 — Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0911.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “First of all, are silk bathrobes still sexy? - I'm thinking yes, but let's see it.”
  - “And the robe is sexy.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “We have to get your mom home before they bring out the big guns The credit card swipers.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “Ronnie, you son of a bitch, if I was just five years younger.”
  - “Crap! That's tonight? - Yeah.”
  - “Mom! We forgot about Mom! Damn it, Tina and your stupid English cottage! - Easy there, puppy-hag.”
  - “I just plug it into my phone, and you can pay with your credit card! - Oh crap! - The swiper! God, e-commerce has come so far.”
  - “Damn it, Tina.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “We have hors d'oeuvres and wine -and people checking out different oils.”
  - “Oh! You had me at hors d'oeuvres, wine and oils.”
  - “I don't have any beer, but you want a tomato juice? Oh, no thanks, Mr.”

## S9 E12 — The Helen Hunt
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0912.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Hmm, they're kind of bloodshot.”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - “That son of a bitch had a secret man cave.”
  - “It's - (cat screeches) - (screams) Ah, son of a bitch! It broke! (groans) Stupid cat.”
  - “(whispering): Why are we looking at his pipes? (whispering): Oh, crap.”
  - “I want to say Pennsylvania? (Kathleen and Teddy laughing) Too bad Kathleen's bonding up a storm with Teddy, and Helen's not even here - Damn.”
  - “Losing a husband really sucks.”
  - “Now? - Hell no.”
  - “Why hell no? Just switching it up.”
  - “Who's got a wet wipe? LINDA: Teddy? Can you come upstairs to 2-B? - Damn it.”
  - “What if it doesn't go anywhere? (grunting) (screams) TINA: Holy crap, you found it.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Uh, who doesn't? - Booze cart? What? Teddy, come here.”
  - “Helen, look at Teddy pour these drinks He's like friggin' Tom Cruise in Cocktail.”

## S9 E13 — Bed, Bob and Beyond
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0913.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “And yes, he may be loaded with diseases like rotten legs, pub penis, ordinary skin syndrome - Uh, um - Sorry, sorry.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Scottjon, why don't you come as my date to this silly affair? Uh, I-I'd love to.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Scottjon Dansteve decides to call his best mate for some help, a soccer hooligan named Johnny Nottinghill! - Johnny's like - I'm watching footie on the telly in the pubby where the beer is.”

## S9 E14 — Every Which Way But Goose
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0914.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “How about this one? Is he in a tank top with the nipples cut out? Yeah.”
  - “Aw, Gretchen, why so droopy? I'm not wearing a bra.”
  - “Gretchen's pretending to spill mustard on her boobs.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Eatin' brains and doin' cocaine! - Gene.”

## S9 E15 — The Fresh Princ-ipal
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0915.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “So to take his mind off it, that lady gave him her underwear.”
  - “Bob's not wearing my underwear.”

## S9 E16 — Roamin' Bob-iday
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0916.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Nothing, nothing, nothing makes me happy, happy, happy Nothing brings me nothing but joy So if you haven't tried nada I really think you oughta 'Cause all play and no work Makes me A big, sexy boy Big old sexy boy.”
  - “I mean, I guess you are a big, sexy boy, but - Well, of course I am.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “You got a tiny stranger coming out of your vagina who's going to annoy you for the rest of your life.”
  - “I'm gonna call her Two Boobs.”
  - “Copy that, Two Boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Did you guys use buns to clean up the blood? They're fine.”

## S9 E17 — What About Blob?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0917.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “It's a majestic life-giving plankton blob and it's damn sexy at night.”
  - “You brought me back something? From Kokomo? A sexy lady bottle opener.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Guys, wh-where'd you go? Stop, you murderous Hench-jerks! You! In the blouse! It's a swimsuit cover-up, you rube! I don't care what it is.”
  - “You could do that, or we can beat them - at their own game.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “That oceanographer is bringing champagne to his oceanography friends? Yeah, he is not an oceanographer.”

## S9 E18 — If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0918.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Are those puppets gonna make out? -Hot.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Uh-oh, it's time for another beat, I think! I call this "Where Did I Leave My Bra? - I Only Have One.”
  - “GENE: Ow, my boob.”

## S9 E19 — Long Time Listener, First Time Bob
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0919.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “The universe sent him to that bowling alley, and then it sent me to that bowling alley so he could remind me to stick to my guns about fries.”
  - “Lot of blood, sweat and farts in that chair.”

## S9 E20 — The Gene Mile
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0920.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Is that an eight or a boob? That's an eight, Lin.”
  - “Why would it be a boob? Ju-Just dial.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “It's like your bones turn into nails and your blood turns into pain.”

## S9 E21 — P.T.A It Ain't So
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0921.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Oh, just use your blood.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Dad, do we look like people who make bad decisions? The ketchup is arriving! (gulping) WINE SHOP MANAGER: Hey, Joanne.”
  - “And I'll throw in this magnet that says "Wine Time.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Also, did you lose weight? - In a day? Maybe.”

## S9 E22 — Yes Without My Zeke
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/0922.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “I-I can still make out a few swear words.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Zeke! Ow! My penis! - (shouts) That does it, Zeke.”
  - “Go ask the lunch lady for some ice for your penis.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Meat is murder.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - GENE: “Is it a corporate ladder? 'Cause I'm gonna climb that son of a bitch.”
  - “Zeke! - Damn it.”
  - “Hell yeah! -I'm in.”
  - “Damn it! (humming) - (Gene grunts) - Ugh.”
  - “(laughs) - Crap.”
  - “Okay, gotcha! (grunting) - (groans) - What the hell are you doing? You're getting ceiling dirt all over my floors! - There's somebody up there.”

## S10 E1 — 1. The Ring (But Not Scary)
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1001.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “You're not wearing any underwear.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Okay, so, we, uh, we, we stage a burglary and in the struggle we stab Dad.”
  - “Huh? (screaming) Help! Murder! Murder! LINDA (whispering): Bob.”
  - “A knife! A bagel.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “I wasn't Wetty for this! Josie, you want to explain why there are a bunch of kids and a marijuana bus and a man in his underwear here in the middle of the night? Well, uh, you see, uh, Eddie, uh, Mr.”
  - “(sighs) Where do you keep your wine? Where's your wine, hon? - I don't have any.”
  - “What? Beer? - No.”
  - “Well, how about this? Why don't we just go to the grocery store and we can get some wine to calm you down.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “We have to save Mom and Dad's marriage, so Dad won't end up as a single skank.”

## S10 E2 — 2. Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1002.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - “A little apocalypse practice, huh? The two of us out there hunting and foraging Shirts off, our boobs bouncing in the wind.”
  - “One simple trick to get rid of crepey breast skin.”
  - “Wait, are those underwear lines? Can I really see Tighty-whities right now? Oh, man, I can.”
  - “Remember when you went up a bra size? - Oh, yeah.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “(grunts) I feel like we're cheating on our other log.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Is nature a drug? - Is cocaine a drug? - Uh, yes, it-it is.”
  - “Which one? - Cocaine.”

## S10 E3 — 3. Motor, She Boat
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1003.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “…them punished, so, uh (chuckles) let's wait, okay? - Um - Now, if you'll excuse me, I scraped both my nipples on the way down the tree and I'm gonna go put some lip balm on them in my car.”
  - “Was my underwear showing when I was climbing down the tree? I wore my Thursdays 'cause my Saturdays had a case of the Mondays, if you know what I mean.”

## S10 E4 — 4. Pig Trouble in Little Tina
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1004.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “So who should I make out with on the hayride Jason Kozlowski or Davey Russo? Well, "Davey" rhymes with "gravy," so maybe Jason? - Oh, my God, good point.”
  - “Let's all make out.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - “What? Tina, what? - Tina, what is it? - Oh, nipple.”
  - “Your boobs are taking up all the room.”
  - “It'll be just like at the doctor, but we've both seen each other naked.”
  - “Has your ear doctor seen you naked? Shh.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Then you got to put a drop of your blood inside the animal as an offering for your wrongdoing.”
  - “Gonna prick your finger get some blood out.”
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - “Yes! Let's get that son of a bitch.”
  - “Okay, Tina, let's prick that finger, 'cause it's getting to be trick or treat o'clock.”
  - “Gonna prick your finger get some blood out.”
  - “This is my white wax whale, Moby Ear Dick, Bob.”
  - “Get out of there! Get out of my friend and go back to hell! All right, I I want to see it.”
  - “And more nostrils than usual? - (screaming) - (laughs maniacally, snorts) Is the formaldehyde smell me or you? (gasping) What the hell? You're supposed to be gone.”
  - “I'm coming for you, you wax bastard! - Don't you laugh at me.”
  - “Skeleton Banjo Tina, attack! Damn it! Why won't you just leave me alone? Wait a minute, wait a minute.”

## S10 E5 — 5. Legends of the Mall
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1005.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Like my penis.”
  - “Underwear stays on.”
- Affairs / cheating — 3 moment(s)
  - “Being two-timed! - What? - Brian's cheating on you, and that's not okay.”
  - “Mm Yes, Brian is obviously cheating on me.”
  - “Or a revenge affair? I kiss someone else? You up for this, Noah? Any interest? Shaking your head from side to side does that mean yes? Tina, wake and confront.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “"The magnum of Riesling exploded " I-I think the murder part's coming up.”
  - “That's scary, murdery.”
  - “Uh, I think I can read the serial number on your gun.”
  - “Oh, damn food court knife.”
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - “I-I think I may hate myself in them? Unless that's good? Get over my thighs, son of a bitch! Uh, are you all right in there? - I'm fine.”
  - “Son of a bitch.”
  - “He's started, I got to go! Damn.”
  - “So what if they are? - Go to hell.”
  - “Crap, I am good at this.”
  - “Walk fast for your lives! Poor bastard.”
  - “It's Oh, h-holy crap, you're still talking.”
  - “Tina's the best damn thing that's ever happened to you, and you're just throwing it away? I don't think I can be friends with you anymore.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “All his books are set in the world of fine wine.”
  - “You know, I hear there's one where they serve you champagne.”
  - “We're going to the champagne pants store.”

## S10 E6 — 6. The Hawkening: Look Who's Hawking Now
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1006.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Hawk & Chick beer Koozie? Oh, guys, that's the collector.”

## S10 E7 — 7. Land of the Loft
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1007.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “Your kids drove an ice cream truck to a strip club, - and now we're all here together.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “We were gonna watch The Earl Grey Murders.”
  - “Well, should we put on The Earl Grey Murders? Yeah.”
  - “And then - The murder? HERBERT: Exactly, so that's why we came back today.”
  - “So I guess we just have to see if the roads get better and try to beat them home somehow.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “No! - Oh, my God! - You spilled my TV-watching wine! That was the end of our last bottle! God! Kids, go get ready for bed! I'm pretty much ready.”
  - “I just realized this show is so frickin' boring when I don't have wine.”
  - “I think I'm already drunk.”
  - “You really made this whiskey? - You make whiskey? - Yeah.”
  - “So you have one of those things with the curly copper pipes, and then whiskey comes out of it? Yes.”

## S10 E8 — 8. Now We're Not Cooking with Gas
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1008.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Your meaty breasts are reminding us what we're missing out on.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “(Tina and Gene grunt) We're gonna have to roll this son of a bitch.”
  - “Or we get a time machine and order takeout an hour ago? - (Bob grunting loudly) - You guys hear that? - What is that? - Is it coming from the alley? -(grunting) -Dad's recycling the crap out of that box.”
  - “Do what, Bob? What the hell are you talking about? Cook the turkey, Lin! I just watched a bunch of videos online.”
  - “See? Damn it.”
  - “(siren chirps) - Oh, crap.”
  - “Everybody wins! We're rolling this logging log-damned log home, log-damn it! - Now push! - (grunting) - (panting) - Okay, nice work, everyone.”
  - “What the hell am I saying? Oh, my God.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Lot of beer bottles.”

## S10 E9 — 9. All That Gene
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1009.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “She's semi-hooking up with Eric, who's not not straight.”
  - “I'm sorry all your actors gave each other the flu or the horny flu or whatever they call it.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “Oh, okay! Give me those beans, you son of a bitch! - (mimics electric guitar) - Ha! Stop, stop, stop.”
  - “What about this? Damn, girl, that pad Thai smells yum-my! - What? - What? - Why did you say that? - Why did I say what? Why did you say "pad Thai"? I thought I'd switch it up.”
  - “Wanted to see if you Damn it! Aah! Stupid! Mr.”

## S10 E10 — Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1010.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Nice, sweaty and weird: if my penis could talk.”

## S10 E11 — Drumforgiven
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1011.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “What? -He probably had a sexy dream about me, and now he doesn't know how to act.”
  - “If you don't care, then why are you yelling?! Because this whole thing is stupid! Teddy, are you sure this isn't because you had - a sexy dream about me? - What? No! Recently? No! - I'm still not sure about this.”

## S10 E12 — A Fish Called Tina
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1012.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Which has nothing to do with having meat and beans all over her boobs - Left and right.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “My blood is pumping, my en-dolphins are flowin'.”

## S10 E13 — Three Girls and a Little Wharfy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1013.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - “Gene, you can't go to school naked.”
  - “I don't really know, but don't those look like boobs? It's either boobs, or her butt's on her chest.”
  - “I saw my grandmother naked.”
  - “She has boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Why are you slapping it on? Because that's how you put on lotion.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “You were drunk and vomiting when you took this pretty grainy picture.”

## S10 E14 — Wag the Song
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1014.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Gene, do you think you could come up with a really idiotic melody to go with dumb words? Have you not heard my song "Diaper Day Penis Parade"?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “We're the Whalers, we hunt in our whale boats We row across the water, and then begin the slaughter With our harpoons, we stab them in the throats We hack them into pieces, and then we go to recess.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “You sons of bitches.”
  - “Damn, J-Ju, are those glossy, or are you just glowing? Thanks, Zeke.”
  - “Damn flu season.”
  - “Hey, Bob, you want my old piece of crap one for your dump? Bob, free awning.”
  - “Crap, I got nothing.”
  - “Should it really be about poop? Or whatever the hell Rudy's doing? If we don't do the song, I'll be forgotten.”

## S10 E15 — Yurty Rotten Scoundrels
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1015.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Well, I thought we were gonna call it "Blood Fart. " Okay, guys, no more spa day with the ketchup.
  - I still get bloody noses when I laugh too hard.
  - First we use blood! Everyone hold out your arm.
  - I think that cat might have a knife.

## S10 E16 — Flat-Top O' the Morning to Ya
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1016.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Ah, you pinched my boob.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - All the history, all the blood, sweat and pork butt my family poured out onto this grill.
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - No. This isn't a suicide pact.
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - W-Wait-wait, there's whiskey in this? What? No.
  - “Just the beer.”
  - “Nothing like green beer”
  - Drunk people always remember things the next day.
  - You're drunk. I'm tipsy.

## S10 E17 — Just the Trip
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1017.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Also, Steve is moving and kind of strangling me.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - And I brought some wine. It's rosé for day.

## S10 E18 — Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1018.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Did I die? Is this heaven? Nah, 'cause I'm wearing a bra.
  - There's no way they make you wear a bra in heaven.
  - Like when Gayle wanted to know which was better, her boobs or her butt.
  - You want me to pick between you guys now? Oh, God, this is like Gayle with her boobs and her butt.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “gun at the audience”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - Let's go. We're gonna find this son of a bitch.
  - “What the hell is going on?”
  - What? Gene doesn't have to work? He doesn't have to marry ketchups and wipe menus and whatever godforsaken crap you're gonna make us do out here? Yeah, I guess not.
  - TINA: “Oh, crap, I got to stop doing this.”
  - (sighs) This sucks.
  - Ah (vocalizing) TINA: Go up the damn stairs already.
  - Who was it? Why did they do it? And who the hell do they think they are? I don't think we need to curse.
  - Well, neither did Gayle, but she was damn confident in that mesh bikini.
  - Gotcha. How could you do this to Josh, - you cold-hearted bastard? - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

## S10 E19 — The Handyman Can
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1019.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - I always thought I'd grow old and sexy like the grandma from Who's the Boss? If only there was some way to fight this thing.
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Oh, my knees. Oh, my boobs. Oh, my back.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - You want a little more shrimp cocktail? Fire! Aah! No, thank you! Oh, no, how are we gonna get on board to get the booty, which is Rudy? Teddy, what do we do now? You're so smart and capable.
- Slut-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - Tramp socks! Yeah, well, we had a pretty good month, and I kinda want to go, too.
  - Back off, Logan. You're not taking Rudy and his tramp stamp anywhere.

## S10 E20 — Poops!... I Didn't Do It Again
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1020.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Son of a bitch.
  - Damn union rules, always slowing down production, making us eat cookies.
  - Give it hell, girl.
  - Damn it, I wasn't recording.

## S10 E21 — Local She-ro
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1021.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - It's my ex-wife's sock. I sleep with it on my hand.

## S10 E22 — Prank You for Being a Friend
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1022.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Ow! All the blood is rushing to my head.

## S11 E1 — 1. Dream a Little Bob of Bob
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1101.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “Crotch, dingle, crap, boob”
  - Ask Dad if he thinks I'm ready to start sharing underwear with him.
  - “Crap, boob, fart”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “let's go get a beer”
  - “Oh, they don't have booze?”

## S11 E2 — 2. Worms of In-rear-ment
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1102.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “the vagina-cologist,”
  - Or the dress fits great and it's just that your arm fell off and your boobs got weird.
  - And I think I pulled my boob muscle.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Boy, I am growing like a weed.

## S11 E3 — 3. Copa-bob-bana
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1103.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - I'm sorry I cheated on you with that really nice kitchen.
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Oh. Oh, what is it? Beer, wine, milk, pretzel sticks and protein powder.
  - He seems drunk but okay, I think.

## S11 E4 — 4. Heartbreak Hotel-oween
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1104.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - There was no sign of foul play, but I bet there was some foreplay, the creep.
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - There's a lot of Tina's boobs in my face.
  - “Dry underwear?”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Candy Justice sounds like a show about a stripper who's also a judge.
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - He didn't cheat on me.
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - He was murdered? No, it was cardiac arrest.
  - So, Teddy, you gonna go home and hand out candy? Uh, no, I'm gonna go donate blood, the candy of the veins.
  - You're gonna donate blood? At night? On Halloween? Yeah, it's fun. They turn the bloodmobile into a vampire mobile.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - So why did you take the photo and the letters, Dolores? Oh, I was having a cocktail at the bar.

## S11 E5 — 5. Fast Time Capsules at Wagstaff School
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1105.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - You sound like a sexy teakettle.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Tina, I'm your sister. Flesh and blood, here right now.
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - Son of a bitch.
  - Good. I mean, how could you? It's putting crap in a box.
  - Hey, we've got the last pair of Boyz 4 Now tickets to give away to the fourth caller! Great! This stupid contest is almost over, right? Crap, it's busy! Redial, redial.
  - Damn it. Give them to me.
  - Sam said the song's to the tune of "On Top of Old Smoky," whatever the hell that is.

## S11 E6 — 6. Bob Belcher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kids
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1106.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - You're there, you're looking sexy selling burgers, - you have a cool tattoo.
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - What? I don't know, it's like having an affair with another woman on top of my wife.
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Were you asleep? - No. I maybe had some wine.
  - I don't know, rocks, croquet balls, drunk birds.

## S11 E7 — 7. Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1107.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - “your breast and thigh meat”
  - “You'll be completely naked!”
  - Hey, you made my friend nude! - So nude.
  - Wait, so fruits are naked under their peels? - Yeah, their peels are like their clothes.
  - Ah, now I'm nude, too! Don't look at my little Bartlett butt-let! - Tina! - Yep, yep, moving on.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Great story and it kind of made me hate pears, but I would still murder both of you for a single bite of that Brie, I swear to God I would.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Just gonna grab the wine and, oh, I forgot to throw this old chicken Parmesan out.

## S11 E8 — 8. The Terminalator II: Terminals of Endearment
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1108.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Even though there was a whole chapter about keeping your sex life alive.
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Also they both have big boobs.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - I'm gonna put my seat so far back I start a fight with the person behind me and then make Mom beat him up.

## S11 E9 — 9. Mommy Boy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1109.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - The sex has never been better.
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - And his nipples are out right now.
  - Including that first training bra you had.
- Violence & injury — 8 moment(s)
  - Hmm. I mean - Just do yourself a favor, watch it tonight Love, loss, blood, revenge.
  - You had me at blood and revenge, Teddy.
  - Hey, string, want to tangle? Oh. What? What'd I tell you about punching the string? - Sorry, boss.
  - So he punches string? He's training, he works in a string factory.
  - Well, Dad came in to check on me, and I accidentally punched him in my sleep and he screamed and maybe cried a little even though he said he didn't.
  - You ready to throw some punches? - Ready.
  - That's-that's not how you punch.
  - “Turns out the only punch”

## S11 E10 — Yachty or Nice
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1110.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Oh, you and Jimmy and your stupid penis fights.
  - (groans) PRESIDENT: Inside the clubhouse is supposed to be for members only, but we're always happy to accommodate two shivering naked people who fell in the ocean.
  - Sorry to be naked.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Merry Christmas, Uncle Father Santa Teddy. " That thoughtful son of a gun. I get it first.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - I'm having craft beers and chicken satay and craft beers.

## S11 E11 — Romancing the Beef
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1111.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - I'm here as a sexy Valentine's diner, not a sexy health inspector.
  - It's more of a sex toy shop with a theater in the back.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Trip him. Stab him.
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - Those romantic sons of bitches. Play something nice.
  - So we just need to find a quiet minute and crap 'em out.
  - Oh, crap. Here comes Jimmy.
  - Ooh, an oath. Hell yeah.
  - Where is everybody? I don't know. Are they all in the closet? Ugh! Damn Valentine's Day! Look at me, whatever your name is.
  - Hell yeah, it was worth it.
  - Damn, I love Valentine's Day.
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - And maybe better-looking than I was earlier today? - Oh, you're on cocaine.
  - Is that what cocaine does? Are there any downsides? So, how's our Valentine's? - Good. Good.
  - And then we're gonna share 'em over a bottle of wine.
  - Ooh, and wine.
  - They look a little drunk and bloated.

## S11 E12 — Die Card, or Card Trying
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1112.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “make out your faces!”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - We make a hang glider out of Dad's underwear, and we glide down to the parking lot - and go home.

## S11 E13 — An Incon-wheelie-ent Truth
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1113.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Let's talk about sex, baby Let's talk about you and me.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Um, maybe we should stay in the pocket knife family.

## S11 E14 — Mr. Lonely Farts
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1114.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 10 moment(s)
  - “know, psycho murderers?”
  - 'Cause we'll be getting murdered in the dungeon.
  - “blueprint of his murder plan?”
  - Taking a while for him to write that receipt, huh? Maybe he's doing a pre-murder pep talk? - Psyching himself up? - Louise.
  - He's not a murderer, Louise.
  - Because he might be a murderer.
  - One time, I found a bloody Band-Aid in one of the shoes.
  - The Band-Aid wasn't that bloody.
  - I bet he's in there right now sharpening his gun.
  - That stuff is great for getting out bloodstains, right? Blood, sweat and tears.
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “Ken, you brilliant son of a bitch!”
  - (Tina whistles) The full-price section. Hot damn.
  - “Aah! What the hell?!”

## S11 E15 — Sheshank Redumption
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1115.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Whoever gets the most frowny faces has to wear their bra over their shirt for a whole day.
  - Yeah, it depends on the bra. Ooh, I better get going.
  - Nothing. And so many holes in the underwear.
  - “Did her boob fall out again?”
  - “Wait, her boob fell out?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Well, what about murderers? Well, murder is bad, too, but at least it's not pooping outside like some kind of psycho.

## S11 E16 — Y Tu Tina Tambien
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1116.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Let's go see if Tina's having a librar-affair.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Let's just hope our totally slapped-together plan does the trick.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - They're not gonna be wasted.

## S11 E17 — Fingers-loose
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1117.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Okay. Is this like when you couldn't get your underwear off? Because I'm not helping you again.
  - You-you need to buy bigger underwear.
  - What about crotch, butt crack? Folded under one's boobs? Ooh, good idea.
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Tina, you son of a bitch.
  - Damn it. Damn it. Damn it! I took a little break for a sloppy joe, and stumbled sideways into a mess of my own.

## S11 E18 — Some Kind of Fender Benderful
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1118.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Is that man punching the air? Yes. He's, uh, he-he's one of our customers.

## S11 E19 — Bridge Over Troubled Rudy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1119.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Breath or breasts? - Mort, sicko.
  - I expected to need new underwear.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - I mean, pizza and beers on me when this is all over, eh? If that thing doesn't blow up and kill us all.

## S11 E20 — Steal Magazine-olias
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1120.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Just stop yelling, hook up your”
  - (gasps) - Sexy fox scientist.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - And dirt. And blood? Oh, it's probably ketchup.

## S11 E21 — Tell Me Dumb Thing Good
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1121.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S11 E22 — Vampire Disco Death Dance
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1122.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - There's not even any blood in it.
  - No blood? Oh. Now I don't want to go.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - What, for violence? Well, there's a couple swears, and a character gets drunk, and there's a lot of innuendo.
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Yeah. Oh. That guy's dressed up as Vamp von Tramp, the vampire gigolo.

## S12 E1 — 1. Manic Pixie Crap Show
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1201.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Whoa. Is that a magical flying sex worker convention? - Oh, it's the Pixie Princess Promenade.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - His back-story is he was framed for his wife's murder.

## S12 E2 — 2. Crystal Mess
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1202.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - So I don't hit my penis like last time.
  - Maybe if she's just there, you won't hit your poor penis.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - And this thing only stabbed me once.
  - “Only stab you a little”

## S12 E3 — 3. The Pumpkinening
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1203.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Are Mom and Aunt Gayle getting new boobs together? Or switching boobs? - Like Face/Off but Boob/Off? - Mm no.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Because he murdered her? No. She moved to Florida.
  - Because she murdered someone? No. Not everyone murders someone, Gayle.

## S12 E4 — 4. Driving Big Dummy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1204.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S12 E5 — 5. Seven-tween Again
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1205.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Why do you have glitter on your chin and feathers sticking out of your backpack? - I got a job at Pickles? - The strip club? - It's a gentlemen's revue.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Well, you won't make it far, because Gretchen will hunt you down and then she'll murder you.
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Can I get you a sparkling water or espresso? - Or a glass of wine? - Oh, um, I don't know.
  - Are you drunk? - I'm gorgeous.
  - (ENTRY BELL JINGLES) Got room for a reverse cowlick? Linda? LINDA: (BURPS) Oh, that wine.

## S12 E6 — 6. Beach, Please
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1206.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - What's with these fish losing their underwear? What the heck was I thinking? I live here. I forgot how horrible our town is. Blech.
  - Do you think it feels naked? Should we toss a shirt on it? Well, you did it, Louise.

## S12 E7 — 7. Loft in Bedslation
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1207.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Can I sleep with the drill? - Maybe no drill? Fine. Saw.
  - “Up there, sleeping with the gods”

## S12 E8 — 8. Stuck in the Kitchen with You
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1208.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - There's turkey breasts.
  - Put a bra on those.
  - Ha! - Okay, time to Shrine, Gene! Feel that tiny car energy! Okay, time to baste the breasts.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - So, can I help? - My son has a gun.
  - Whoa, what's that? Some kind of kitchen gun? Sort of. It's a torch used for finishing crème brûlée.

## S12 E9 — 9. FOMO You Didn't
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1209.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - I'm in it, and I don't give you permission, I'm not signing a release and I will sue your boobs off.
  - “Mom's boob with an orange?”
  - And Mom's boob was fine.

## S12 E10 — Gene's Christmas Break
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1210.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - I said one thing! Oh, Daddy. You need a big ol' beer.

## S12 E11 — Touch of Eval
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1211.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Glad I've got my affairs in order.
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Punching in for another day of unpaid child labor before we go home and do more unpaid child labor.
  - And you called it "slapped-together," I believe? I can be blunt.
  - Wow, sounds like you went, I want to say, way too far? What? No, Tina, I punched up.

## S12 E12 — Ferry on My Wayward Bob and Linda
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1212.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Is this what the song "I smell sex and candy" is about? Ugh. I'm such an idiot.
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Power couple is also what we call Dad's boobs.
  - I smacked a shot against this one guy so hard the puck bounced back and hit me in the boob.
  - Ow! But aren't air hockey pucks pretty light? It stung, Bob. Also, you don't have boobs, so you don't know.
  - Anyway, I got hit in the boob, and all of a sudden, I wasn't Hockey Queen anymore.
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Come on, I think I see - blood seeping out of your shoe.
  - Linda, everything that's happened tonight, from the sheep poop, to all the blood in my shoes, to more sheep poop, is happening because we don't belong here.
  - Then I beat her again, and then I beat my other friend, and then I beat some guy who was annoyed that I'd been playing so long, and then I beat his dumb friend.

## S12 E13 — Frigate Me Knot
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1213.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Otherwise, your nipples”
  - “my nipples chafed”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Have you considered challenging them to a navy duel, which I assume involves water guns? Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Beers for my friends and, uh, have you ever heard of a Twisted Monkey? - I have not.
  - Where have you been? I stress-ate all the crab cakes, and now I'm starting in on the cocktail weenies, and everyone keeps giving me the evil eye.

## S12 E14 — Video Killed the Gene-io Star
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1214.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Uh, come on, let's make out.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Like Dad's boobs in that one sweater.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - But there's no blood.

## S12 E15 — Ancient Misbehavin'
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1215.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - And the blood of a virgin.
  - What's a virgin? I think it's someone who gives a lot of blood.
  - I've been sleeping with all the blankets I could find and three towels.
  - Like a sexy senior citizen. " Yup. I-I need glasses.
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - And the blood of a virgin.
  - What's a virgin? I think it's someone who gives a lot of blood.
  - Hey, does punching a locker hurt your hand? - Probably. Eh, forget it.
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Would you like a drink? I'm making myself a beer in a glass.
  - Fancy. I'll take a wine in a glass, if you have one, and I don't want to be forward, but I might get in your bed real quick 'cause it's freezing.
  - How about wine that's a beer? And we share the glass.
  - Everything else here is cold, but the beer is warm.

## S12 E16 — Interview with a Pop-pop-pire
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1216.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - No, it's a gun.
  - If you used the binoculars, you'd see it was a gun.
  - Hey, uh, I'm gonna take this knife and carve my Wi-Fi password into you so I don't forget it. Hold still.
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Do you have pesky weeds that you just can't get rid of? Look no further. I have the perfect solution, the weed-demon! Allow me to demonstrate.
  - The salesperson weed-wacks the evil beanstalk.
  - If we get enough booze in him, that bird will sing.

## S12 E17 — The Spider House Rules
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1217.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Any chance you guys enjoy sleeping with spiders over your head? No? Okay. Phoebe, Charlotte's Web time.
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - I don't know about you, but I'm about to start wearing my bathing suit bottoms for underwear.
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Does this make us accomplices to murder? Now I'll never be able to run for Congress! You've been getting so many text messages your little phone's gonna be sore.
  - “of bugs for you to murder.”
  - He says, "I'm sorry. The sandwich was a disaster. " There was blood everywhere.
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Hi. I'll take a beer.
  - Louise, no. We-we don't give her beer.
  - A bottle of wine would be a nice send-off gesture.

## S12 E18 — Clear and Present Ginger
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1218.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - If you spill, it's gonna burn your penis, Bob.
  - Hang in there, penis.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Passengers, you're gonna have to pop out the moon roof and use the provided squirt guns to try to mow down the most undead Freds.
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - Is "fancy businessman" code for "mid-level cocaine dealer?" Gene and Louise, you'll be my old ladies.
  - I even got us a very expensive bottle of wine.
  - Where are you, Ginger? Hurry up and get here before I drink all the cheap wine and have to start drinking the less cheap wine.
  - I'm gonna get really drunk and win them over.
  - I've gone to my fencing class drunker than this.
  - I have some tequila someone left in the hallway we can drink.

## S12 E19 — A-Sprout a Boy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1219.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “and I'd had some beer,”

## S12 E20 — Sauce Side Story
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1220.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 8 moment(s)
  - “and accidentally stabs Joey in the hand!”
  - All right, I'll have some chicken! - Ow! - (GASPS) Did you just stab my sweet baby boy Nico? - It was an accident.
  - Oh, I dropped my fork that I didn't stab you on purpose with.
  - Then there was the recipe theft, of course, but the bad blood's been passed down from generation to generation.
  - You've invited the blood of Tonys - into this house of the blood of Joeys! - Ah! So, we know there's some history in our family, but we swear, we come in peace.
  - Literally. She poured punch down her back, and then she punched her in the back.
  - “when she poured punch down my back”
  - “at her wedding and then punched me?”

## S12 E21 — Grade Runner
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1221.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - You're supposed to retrieve deviant bots so they can be wiped, not make out with them while you play the piano, using your strange scales.
  - Yeah, it's the sexy fiction.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Like blood. Let's check their fingers.
  - 'Cause that means more punches for this guy.
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Nice bottle of wine.
  - Good if you need to run out for wine, too.

## S12 E22 — Some Like It Bot Part 2: Judge-bot Day
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1222.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - I can't find the erotic, sexy stories anywhere.

## S13 E1 — 1. To Bob, or Not to Bob
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1301.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Sleep with one hand open.
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Oh, penis basketball?
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - from earlier? Did someone murder you?
  - who's been murdering your business.
  - you can get your knife
  - with your big, knife-sharpening mitts.

## S13 E2 — 2. The Reeky Lake Show
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1302.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S13 E3 — 3. What About Job?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1303.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - not to wear underwear.
  - And some underwear.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Sometimes I sleepwalk holding a knife.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Oh, Zeke captains a booze cruise

## S13 E4 — 4. Comet-y of Errors
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1304.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - you son of a bitch! Aah!
  - and our hands are empty as hell.
  - Damn. I kind of wanted spicy.
  - Ho-Holy crap that's cold.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Sea-weed. Like, see, like, look.

## S13 E5 — 5. So You Stink You Can Dance
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1305.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - "Irregular penis face"? Mother.
  - him an irregular penis face.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - so it'll probably be a bloodbath.
  - Teddy, go! Beat them! Use motor!
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - out of the sea, my little Moby Dicks.
  - Moby Dicks, Li Never mind.
  - Oh, hell yeah.
  - Damn. Pepper.
  - have no chance in hell.
  - precious spirit, damn it.

## S13 E6 — 6. Apple Gore-chard!
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1306.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S13 E7 — 7. Ready Player Gene
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1307.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - can be murdered in cold blood.
  - punch. Asteroid punch.

## S13 E8 — 8. Putts-giving
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1308.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Naked Thursdays?
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Ooh, I could sneak wine in a thermos.
  - And have wine?

## S13 E9 — 9. Show Mama from the Grave
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1309.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - on my actual boobs.
  - your side. A little side boob.

## S13 E10 — The Plight Before Christmas
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1310.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - and someone punched you

## S13 E11 — Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1311.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - I should go put on a bra.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Uh, did you murder Tina? W-Where's Tina?
  - Should we go murder the puppet?

## S13 E12 — Oh Row You Didn't
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1312.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S13 E13 — Stop! Or My Mom Will Sleuth!
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1313.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - They wanted to murder it.

## S13 E14 — These Boots Are Made for Stalking
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1314.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - I wanna punch you in the face. ♪

## S13 E15 — The Show (And Tell) Must Go On
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1315.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - I could put some fake blood on it.
  - would have blood on it,
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - And three beers, thanks.

## S13 E16 — What a (April) Fool Believes
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1316.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Fool's as a cover for murder.
  - Murderer. You're
  - Bob tried to murder Mr. Fischoeder.
  - Perfect fake bloody phlegm combo.
  - You, down there, catch this knife.
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - play the song Tequila.
  - over here with cocktails.
  - cocktails and belly dancing,
  - have a beer sometime.

## S13 E17 — Crows Encounters of the Bird Kind
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1317.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - buy cuter underwear.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - I'm slapping them with a fine.

## S13 E18 — Gift Card or Buy Trying
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1318.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - and toilet paper an medicine and wine.

## S13 E19 — Crab-solutely Fabulous
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1319.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Sponge-Boob Square-Bra.

## S13 E20 — Radio No You Didn't
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1320.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - but all she had were nipples
  - GENE: “Nipple him! Then take”

## S13 E21 — Mother Author Laser Pointer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1321.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - tour with Guns N' Roses.
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - Oh, was it a murder-suicide?
  - Don't do a murder-suicide.

## S13 E22 — Amelia
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1322.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - we think you're gonna murder our mom?
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Uh, hey, Lin. Uh, nice wine.

## S14 E1 — 1. Fight at the Not Okay Chore-ral
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1401.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - I'm not wearing the right bra for this.

## S14 E2 — 2. The Amazing Rudy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1402.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - I got puffy underwear on.
  - Cool puffy underwear.
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - left over for a cocktail.
  - take a glass of red wine,
  - Okay, maybe a Margarita.
  - Beer pong, anyone?

## S14 E3 — 3. The Pickleorette
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1403.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - to sleep with my husband.
  - Is that, like, a sex
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - What if penis sweat gets everywhere?
  - some naked men for us?"
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 6 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Who makes a reservation at a strip club?
  - strip club nearby?
  - talking to male strippers?
  - excited for strippers anymore?
  - and watch the stripper party
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - for a blood transfusion
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - that used vodka and tartar sauce
  - Good wine at this place, huh?

## S14 E4 — 4. Running Down a Gene
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1404.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - the underwear on the floor.

## S14 E5 — 5. Bully-ieve It or Not
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1405.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S14 E6 — 6. Escape from Which Island?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1406.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Now Hubert sounds horny?
  - station at your last sex party?
  - And a hell of a sex party.
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - How much cleavage is too much cleavage?
  - Oh, here he comes. And now he's nude.
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - The blood oath was fun, but messy.
  - Is that blood? Oh, my god.
  - God, I wish we had our guns.
  - Yeah, why don't you have your guns?
- Alcohol & drugs — 7 moment(s)
  - You are all very stoned.
  - You're all so stoned.
  - over s'mores and cocktails
  - custom cocktail, will you?
  - Uh, a cocktail. Uh, okay.
  - Here's a bottle of wine that
  - Hi, I'm drunk.

## S14 E7 — 7. The (Raccoon) King and I
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1407.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - that the wine cooler
  - And wine. Full-bodied reds.

## S14 E8 — 8. Wharf, Me Worry?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1408.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - you want to tell us about sex.
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - I look like a murderer.
  - Murder eyes. It's just sorry.
  - murder out of people's eyes.

## S14 E9 — 9. Fraud of the Dead: Docu-pocalypse
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1409.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S14 E10 — The Nightmare 2 Days Before Christmas
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1410.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - and in my underwear.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Is this dried blood?
  - Dang it, I wish I gave you a flare gun.
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Or cocaine. Also, Louise,
  - No flour, no cocaine, but how about rum?
  - wine reindeer glasses

## S14 E11 — Mission Impossi-Bob
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1411.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S14 E12 — Jade in the Shade
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1412.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - The statue where you pinch his nipples?
  - Oop, oof. Ooh, it's squishing my boob.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - and trying to murder you.
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - goods and illegal booze.
  - to sneak booze and other
  - our updated cocktail list

## S14 E13 — Butt Sweat and Fears
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1413.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - and towels and underwear!
  - Who wears this much underwear?!
  - And not fall boobs-first
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - and might make Chelsea murder me?
  - That one got my blood pumping.

## S14 E14 — The Big Stieblitzki
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1414.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S14 E15 — The Right Tough Stuff
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1415.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - That's right! Uh, I didn't see a nipple.
  - You thought you could see your nipple?
  - Maybe with a little less of my underwear

## S14 E16 — To Catch a Beef
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1416.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Oh, my God, we're gonna get murdered.
  - stabbed, planted a ton of drugs,
  - his gun up in the air?
  - But we don't have a smoking gun.
  - um, "Burn one, bloody,

## S15 E1 — 1. The Tina Table: The Tables Have Tina-Ed
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1501.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - the movie to come murder me.
  - And then he stabs
  - Like, the blood dripping off the machete

## S15 E2 — 2. Saving Favorite Drive-In
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1502.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - He's a murderer.
  - I'm not a murderer.

## S15 E3 — 3. Colon-ly the Dronely
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1503.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Who's got naked eyes?
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - an affair. With that guy.
  - to cheat on my husband.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Is our school Top Gun?

## S15 E4 — 4. For Whom the Doll Toes
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1504.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - It's a dollhouse murder mystery.
  - I want to do a dollhouse murder mystery.
  - doll-murdered. [WEAK CHUCKLE]
  - You can't predict the murderer
  - Louise murdered a bunch of Miss
  - with his blood all over it.
  - in his own blood.

## S15 E5 — 5. Don't Stop Be-Cheesin
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1505.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - He looks like a sad corpse, right?
  - can totally beat them.

## S15 E6 — 6. Hope N' Mic Night
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1506.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - I don't think sex workers give
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - like a sex worker?
  - A sex worker?
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Couldn't it be a wine bar?

## S15 E7 — 7. Boogie Days
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1507.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - after you guys had the sex talk?
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - It's a penis.
  - And a lot of chances to show your penis?
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Lot of blood here. Oh. [SHOUTS]
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - a beer and talk about Vernon.
  - Some beer for your tears.

## S15 E8 — 8. They Slug Horses, Don't They?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1508.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - different murder blades,
  - Murder saw, tweezer.
  - Like Slug Army Knife here.
  - archnemesis Slug Army Knife,
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - and plastic champagne flutes.

## S15 E9 — 9. Dog Christmas Day After Afternoon
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1509.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Pour some whiskey in mine.

## S15 E10 — Advice Things Are Ad-nice
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1510.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - "I've got butt zits, boob hairs,
  - "Butt acne boob hairs puberty "
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - beers. They were so cold.

## S15 E11 — Mr. Fischoeder's Opus
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1511.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Maybe it's like Guns N' Roses
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Superior Cocktails.

## S15 E12 — Like a Candle in the Gym
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1512.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Is that blood on your sock?
  - bit of new shoe blood.
  - Yes, they are. Yucky, bloody feet.

## S15 E13 — Snackface
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1513.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - ready to be punched ♪

## S15 E14 — The Place Beyond the Pinecones
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1514.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Just don't get murdered by them
  - But if you do get murdered,
  - and the blood will block out
  - I could beat up a wolf.

## S15 E15 — The Lost City of Atlantic
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1515.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - a sex on the beach.
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - because of the naked mermaids.
  - Just stuff it in your bra, right?
  - but that's not gonna fit in your bra.
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - had an affair with?
  - grandpa you had an affair.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - [BOB] Shotgun!
- Slut-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - I shush you, you skank.
  - A lot mad, you gramp tramp.

## S15 E16 — The Shell Game
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1516.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - sex to ottoman in my room.
  - so he can keep make sex with it."
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - You should see her naked,
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - But it's also a murder mystery.
  - and tell the client they shot them.
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - In box marked 'cocaine.'"
  - special sleepy-time cocktail.
  - drink lingonberry wine,

## S15 E17 — Wild Steal-ions
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1517.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - super sexy horses book.

## S15 E18 — Don't Worry, Be Hoopy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1518.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - "a skanky skank

## S15 E19 — The Dead Bo-ats Society
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1519.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Maybe it's that boob weight?
  - your boobs overboard?
  - Are you trying to say cleavage?
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! So much blood!
  - bloodthirsty dog there.

## S15 E20 — Dad-urday Kite Fever
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1520.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - weird 'cause my underwear's wet.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - No. No, no, no. Critter, no stabbing.
  - Sorry, pal, I'm gonna stab your kite.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - I want to get high as a kite.

## S15 E21 — Mr. Safebody
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1521.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - Yeah, beat him up.
  - Yeah, one little punch.
  - playing Crotch Punch today.
  - punches another kid in the crotch.
  - People need to see you beat up bad guys.
  - throat punches the other.

## S15 E22 — Insomnibob
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1522.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - And by that, I mean fully nude.
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Was that wine in a burger
  - or was it burger wine?

## S16 E1 — 1. Grand Pre-Pre-Pre-Opening
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1601.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - You guys talking sex stuff?
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Oh, my God. Is that blood?
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Well, I was drinking wine then.
  - I was wine brave.

## S16 E2 — 2. 'Til Death Do Us Art
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1602.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - and condescending in a sexy way.
  - In the sex car!
  - You're sexy and swell ♪
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - too hard on his penis
  - Who's got two forks and meatball boobs?
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - In blood, I assume, right?

## S16 E3 — 3. The Twinnening
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1603.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - "murder mask," "haunted mask,"
  - sensational murders in London
  - when worn during ritualistic murders.
  - And there are no crazy murderers in
  - I've got a lot of blood, like
  - Oh, bloody hell.
  - Punch in 0000, and then the pound sign.

## S16 E4 — 4. The Skids in the Hall
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1604.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - [LINDA] You look like a sex
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - No! You don't wanna be bare-naked
  - I forgot my underwear,

## S16 E5 — 5. The Secret Guardin'
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1605.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - jumping up and slapping me,
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - Son of a bitch!
  - Oh, crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
  - Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
  - Damn it. Back in the stupid restaurant.
  - I'm Teddy. Catholic as hell.

## S16 E6 — 6. Get Her to the Zeke
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1606.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - He had a little gun.

## S16 E7 — 7. Tube for Tina
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1607.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - her nipple sticking out?
  - And underwear for everybody.
  - around the house naked,

## S16 E8 — 8. Les Lizárdables
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1608.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Is that code for sex stuff?
  - It's not a sex massage. I don't think.
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - your nipples and work up?
  - It's the size of your penis.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - have to stab you, Gayle.
  - Oh, you're cold-blooded ♪
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - little son of a bitch.
  - heads, make people go, "Damn!"
  - And that smell is a big old hell no.
  - Well, crap. That was
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Are you trying to say "skank"?

## S16 E9 — 9. It's a Stunterful Life
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1609.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - has big scary nipples.
  - and not next to each other like nipples.
  - of not feeling my penis?

## S16 E10 — Heist Things Are Heist
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1610.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Ugh, this bra. It's the
  - Been there, sister. Boobs, huh?
  - Us boob people.
  - I'm taking off my bra!
  - Come on, Bob, look at my boobs.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - It would be a bloodbath.
  - I wish I could beat up kids.
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - wine patio and a fun pin.
  - for access to the wine patio.

## S16 E11 — The Keyboard Kid
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1611.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - they were the keyboard's nipples,
  - about your underwear, Dad?
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - of their own blood.
  - Come on, Tina. You can beat him.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - And wine. And the perfect pineapple

## S16 E12 — Children of the Carn
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1612.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Have I told you about the sex stuff
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Ow, ow, Zeke, ow! My nipple.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - 'Cause they'll murder us?
- Swearing — 10 moment(s)
  - That son of a bitch!
  - The sons of bitches cold spaghetti-ed me.
  - Hot damn! Look at J.Ju
  - Oh, crap! Go, go, go!
  - You good for nothing, lowlife bastard!
  - What the hell? What the hell?
  - What the hell?
  - Damn it. I've got a tic on my leg.
  - "Sucks to be you."
  - But you know what really sucks?
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - this fun beer bottle collection?

## S16 E13 — Driving Miss Ragey
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1613.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - other cars naked, you know?
  - What do you mean, naked?
  - Car butts. Car boobs. Car wieners.
  - Play with dad's boobs.
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - Son of a bitch.
  - I sunburn easy. I have a hell of a
  - What the hell is everyone
  - Damn it. Stupid light.
  - party in jail? It sucks.
  - Crunch on this, you bastard!

## S16 E14 — Stuck in the Middle with Hu(go)
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1614.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Not my nipple!
  - with boobs and we love ya!
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Department of Community Affairs.
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - You son of a bitch!
  - Crap, is it already 4:30? I'd better go.
  - Hugo? Oh crap.
  - the hell out of them.
  - That guy has made our life hell.

## S16 E15 — Smellbound
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/bobs-burgers/1615.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Harold's sex night, Bob.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Get in here, J-Ju. You son of a gun.
  - punched Edith and walked out.
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - Son of a bitch.
  - Damn it, Bob, I gotta get home.
  - Damn, that's cold.
  - any permits for this crap show.
  - Also, OABA sucks.
  - Crap in my hat and call it a cake.
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - with a vodka back, thank you.
  - [EDITH] Can he be less drunk?