# brooklyn-nine-nine — parent guide (135 episodes)

Source: https://watchwiththekids.com/brooklyn-nine-nine.html
Scoring: violence, sex and language each 1–5; overall = the highest of the three.
Buckets: 9 all clear (1–2), 70 gray area (3), 56 hard pass (4–5).

## S1 E1 — 1. Pilot
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0101.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Okay, so the perp came in through the window, left the muddy red footprint, and apparently had sex with the dish rack.”
  - “Wait, you hooked up with him? Ugh! All right, hit the pawn shops and canvass the neighborhood.”
  - “He guarantees it will end in sex.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “But they put me in a public affairs unit.”
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - “I will! JP, update on the Morgenthau murder? Yeah! Good news for all you murder fans.”
  - “Anyone else? How about we focus on the murder and not the old person gunk? Crime techs are at the scene now.”
  - “Only he was home, so you shot him.”
  - “"Murderers we let go.”
  - “In 1981, he caught the disco strangler.”
  - “Secondly, Captain, Terry told me you caught the disco strangler.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Are you smelling that weed smell? Yeah.”
  - “'Cause a dude broke in, smoked weed, and bolted.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Okay, first of all, that's racist.”

## S1 E2 — 2. The Tagger
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0102.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Say hello to Harvey Norgenbloom, CPA, recently divorced father of two with a dark sexual secret.”
  - “Hey, Jake, there is a very sexy, angry official here, deputy commissioner Podolski.”
  - “Elderly, sexy, furious.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “And apparently, they won't stop until there's a penis drawn on every cop car in Brooklyn.”
  - “Did you just say "genital-man"? Because if so, kudos, and yes, I have a plan.”
  - “Oh, also, the tagger drew a penis on your minivan.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Let's start with the Kristov murder.”
  - “You did get hurt 'cause Rosa punched you.”
  - “And the fact that Rosa punched you means she does not like you.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “We found the cocaine behind a green hamper.”
  - “Man, you were totally right about the cocaine, and you were also right about Rosa.”
  - “The drug dealer got a B.”
  - “…Ah! Yeah! And McGintley wouldn't care if I was three minutes late 'cause he was always an hour late and hungover, and he would let you do literally anything you want if you gave him a hamburger.”
  - “Theft, vandalism, drunken disorderly, but he's never been processed.”

## S1 E3 — 3. The Slump
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0103.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Fine! Right after I do Rosa's Montreal sex thing.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “The only drugs in this apartment are for my heart, my liver, my kidney, my salivary glands, and my penis and my feet.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “And there's an old hooker.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “I have a murder here with no leads and no evidence.”
  - “Let me jump back on that murder with you.”
  - “And you get to carry a gun.”
  - “He responded to a riot at a gym without backup, and got beaten up by a girls' volleyball team.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “I p-muls all over this bitch.”
  - “Damn it! This is Jeffrey Dahmer's corduroys all over again.”
  - “And if you don't get your crap together, I'm gonna end up busting you and throwing you in jail.”
  - “It's because you're full of crap.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Why would I swap cases with you? I got multiple calls that a guy in the sackett towers is dealing meth out of his apartment.”

## S1 E4 — 4. M.E. Time
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0104.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 5/5, language 1/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 9 moment(s)
  - “My fantasy threesome.”
  - “Okay, so you know the new medical examiner? I kinda had sex with her last night.”
  - “I blow off work to have sex with a hot coroner, I'm a bad secondary.”
  - “I once had sex on a futon.”
  - “What, did you have sex 40 times? No, Charles, like Look, I'm sorry.”
  - “Sex is something that two adults do with their bodies when they're attracted to each other.”
  - “As you would imagine, I'm normally up for pretty much anything in the bedroom, but I can't tell if what happened was weird or sexy.”
  - “Stop, stop, stop! Weird, weird, weird! Rosa, what's your call? Weird or sexy? Weird.”
  - “What are you guys talking about? Um, just weird sex stuff that has nothing to do with work.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Where are you? Apparently has the world's smallest penis and doesn't know how to use it Hi, there, I'm Jake Peralta, Amy's boss.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “He had affair after affair.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “This could be a murder.”
  - “We think it could be a murder.”
  - “There's a lead on the nightingale strangler.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “You just wasted your time, Terry's time, and now my time on this when you should have been filing a report on the purse-snatcher.”
- Fat-shaming — 4 moment(s)
  - “That was my last fat joke.”
  - “Do you even want your purse back? So far you've managed to tell three fat jokes and completely bulldoze Charles.”
  - “Five fat jokes.”
  - “Permission to make a fat joke? Granted.”

## S1 E5 — 5. The Vulture
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0105.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 6 moment(s)
  - “Yeah, oldest arrest God, you had sex with a 68-year-old when you were in your 20s? You know how it is.”
  - “It was like having sex with a transformer.”
  - “I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone Except when it comes to sex.”
  - “What's up, little man? What's up? Feeling sexy? Huh? Yeah, I feel sexy.”
  - “Yeah, you look sexy, man.”
  - “Ultimately, it was our raw sexual chemistry that helped him overcome his crippling fear.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “All right, you want to hear it again? Idea for a novel A mild-mannered doorman gets bitten on the penis by a radioactive spider and becomes the world's greatest lover.”
- Affairs / cheating — 3 moment(s)
  - “I spent eight years in the public affairs office, so my tactical skills are a little rusty.”
  - “Apparently he was having an affair, and it was not the first time.”
  - “The husband had the affair.”
- Violence & injury — 12 moment(s)
  - “Peralta Where are we on the Lincoln place murder? Well, like I told Captain Holt earlier this week, we are at the one-yard line.”
  - “Meet Fred Gorman Prominent citizen, lawyer, corpse.”
  - “I just need to find the murder weapon.”
  - “Oh, yeah? Did Nancy Drew solve a lot of murders? Yeah, she did Murder on Ice, Recipe for Murder.”
  - “wife goes down to the doorman, says a guy murdered her husband and then ran off.”
  - “Stab, stab, stab.”
  - “won't move forward with the arrest until we find the knife she used.”
  - “Terry, I'd like you to accompany me to a gun range.”
  - “You mean drive you there and wait outside Far away from the guns.”
  - “Blam! Blam, blam! Gun range.”
  - “Is there anywhere you can think of in that hallway where a knife could be hidden? Well, since I've already told you, like, three times, no, why don't I just record it? Then I don't have to say it again.”
  - “We would've seen a bloody corkscrew.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Hey, you guys see the dude I brought in today The drug dealer? I think it's the oldest collar of my entire career.”
  - “Apparently, our Detective squad has gotten drunk, compromised the crime scene, and an officer has gotten stuck in a trash chute.”
  - “They were publicly drunk.”

## S1 E6 — 6. Halloween
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0106.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - “Who wants to have sex with a tree? Was it a maple? Was it a maple? Buon giorno, buon giorno.”
  - “Plus all the girls think they have to dress sexy.”
  - “He put thought into his costume, and he is obviously Miranda from Sex and the City.”
  - “" Good news, everyone, we found the name of Santiago's sex tape.”
  - “It was at that point that I bumped into a girl dressed as a sexy robot, and we got our flirt on hard.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “Some of the shell got in my contacts and my hair and my mouth and my bra.”
  - “Eggshell in my bra is not hot.”
  - “Boobs go in a bra.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Everyone's drunk, wearing a mask, and carrying a fake gun.”
  - “Some guy dressed as the royal baby punched him and took his wallet.”
  - “Can't tell you how many nuns I wanted to beat up in catholic school.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Drunk and disorderly.”
  - “Raggedy Ann is drinking vodka right from the bottle.”
  - “Just put the vodka away.”

## S1 E7 — 7. 48 Hours
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0107.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Just promise me you won't use the condoms in the secret pocket of your purse, okay? - They're expired.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Can I please put your glasses on my penis? I just think that would be really funny.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Hey, is this why you were getting makeup tips from the prostitute in the holding cell? I just wanted to know how she got such smoky eyes.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Because Peralta jumped the gun.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “You just graduated pie school, bitches.”
  - “Sorry I said "bitches," I'm just really worked up.”
  - “Damn it, Jake.”
  - “Damn it, Peralta.”
  - “Will you please let everyone else go? I feel bad that I ruined their weekend, and I can tell they're pissed at me.”
  - “So you were lying? What the hell, Boyle? Put it in the suck-it bucket.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “A lot of fat guy clothes have racist overtones.”

## S1 E8 — 8. Old School
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0108.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Fun side note I late lost my virginity to Mrs.”
  - “I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “I didn't realize you were gonna get your panties all in a pretzel! That's actually not technically possible.”
  - “I'm not wearing underwear.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - “Aaahhh! You look like a corpse we just pulled out of the river.”
  - “"The detectives wiped the mobsters' blood off their boots and found the scag.”
  - “What, that? Naw, it's just some Protein for my guns.”
  - “For your guns.”
  - “His head was basically a blood fountain.”
  - “Except I punched him in the face and made everything a billion times worse.”
  - “You punched Jimmy Brogan? What were you thinking? I was thinking that I needed to protect this precinct.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - “" Scag is heroin, and the book says it's so good, you can never stop doing it! See me after class, Jacob.”
  - “I was, however, extremely into cocaine for most of 1986.”
  - “This was his hangover cure Raw egg yolks.”
  - “And that's not a hangover cure.”
  - “The thing is I know I hid it incredibly well, but I was pretty drunk when I said that stuff, so Any chance you wouldn't print it? Well, you said you were going on the record.”
  - “You got me drunk and took advantage of me.”
- Homophobic jokes — 2 moment(s)
  - “You don't have to stick up for that homo.”
  - “What, homo? Ooh! Thank you, Santiago.”

## S1 E9 — 9. Sal's Pizza
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0109.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength, like Paris Hilton Her sex tape.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “You know what? You're not invited to our next murder.”
  - “Hey, guys, I think I put my gun in one of these boxes, and I don't know which.”
  - “Found my gun.”
  - “There's blood, wounds, Scully's feet.”

## S1 E10 — Thanksgiving
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0110.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - “It looks like you live on the set of Murder, She Wrote.”
  - “And you're my partner, Gerald Jimes A man who solved every crime, but one - The murder of his wife.”
  - “My wife was murdered by a man in a yellow sweater! It's the one case I can't solve.”
  - “His father was murdered by a bookie.”
  - “It's the one without any blood on it.”
  - “Now punch it.”
  - “Punch it! Okay, see, now I just feel like you're messing with - Anyone want seconds? - Can't.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Cocaine! Thanks, Lucius.”
  - “" It's tequila with a nicotine patch.”

## S1 E11 — Christmas
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0111.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - “Even though I got shot In the butt.”
  - “He got shot in the butt.”
  - “Knife! Skinny Santa's got a knife! Ahh! That's right.”
  - “What do you think of when I say the word "bottle"? Liquor store, holdup, gun, die.”
  - “"You will drown in your own blood.”
  - “I thought about pointing a gun at you and pulling the trigger.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “How about "grass"? Marijuana, drugs.”

## S1 E12 — Pontiac Bandit
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0112.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “This dude is super horny.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “It's like a doggy door for my penis.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “You were shot in the line of duty, defending a fellow officer.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “If I hadn't just fooled you like a little bitch! Bitch! 'Kay.”
  - “When can we meet?" Damn, you're a good assistant.”
  - “Who the hell are you? Where's bill? He hadn't heard from you in a while, so he sent me to make sure everything was cool.”
  - “I mean, was that even really your mom? Hell yeah, that's my real mom.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “You like spaghetti? And weed? The mic works.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “That's racist.”

## S1 E13 — The Bet
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0113.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “I ran a prostitution sting through vice and arrested 30 guys for soliciting.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “For getting shot in the butt.”
  - “I just saw a gun and an NYPD vest, and so I dove on instinct.”
  - “He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.”
  - “Sure, I'd love to see Charles get punched.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “You son of a bitch! Hey, hey.”
  - “Oh, my God, is peanut butter gonna be there? That horse is a damn hero.”
  - “And you, what the hell are you doing, lying to your wife? Unless you want to end up moving into my ex-wife's new boyfriend's basement with me, you better man up.”
  - “The car's a piece of crap.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “So what else don't I know? You cooking meth? You breaking bad? How many phones do you have? I'm sorry, I need to clarify something I said earlier.”

## S1 E14 — The Ebony Falcon
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0114.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Except now the ebony falcon is monogamous and too tired for sex, so his only indulgence is fresh fruit yogurt parfaits.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Why do you have so many lycra bodysuits? And why do you need eight full drawers of underwear? Because I'm civilized.”
  - “$160 in cash, one TV, one large painting of a naked lady on a lion, one set of Joseph Gordon-levitt nesting dolls Wow.”
- Violence & injury — 8 moment(s)
  - “How do you know if your husband's a murderer? You don't.”
  - “Because of all the guns and danger.”
  - “So what do we do next? Do I just look for another apartment? Should I buy a handgun? Should I buy a shotgun? Should I buy an uzi? Look, Gina, we've done all we can.”
  - “Okay, but let's build up that relationship slowly, okay? We don't want to jump the gun and spook him.”
  - “The blood from my head rushed into my delts.”
  - “How many guns do I still have hidden? None.”
  - “Do I still have my knife? Nunchucks? Axe? It was a hypothetical question.”
  - “And you'll be happy to know that he punched me in the face several times.”

## S1 E15 — Operation: Broken Feather
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0115.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “This song is a celebration song from when a dog loses its virginity.”
  - “What do you say we go talk about a case in the break room? Oh, yeah? What case is that? The case of how you got so damn sexy.”
  - “Hello, sexy, how are you? Right back at ya.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “But he's got a wife who never wears a bra.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Seriously, back to the porno plate Uh, 1,200 bucks, sock in the mouth? Boom, okay, the idiot gets the sock in the mouth.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “We've busted murderers, we've taken down cartels.”
  - “Do you have a murder suspect to question? He is in the interrogation room as we speak, sitting and, I assume, stewing.”
  - “They're taking over your murder case.”
  - “If you wish me a Happy Birthday, I will punch you.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “You're not very bright, are you, bill? Now I know you'd all prefer to go to a bar, drink beer, and eat chips of various textures.”

## S1 E16 — The Party
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0116.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Oh, I call that murder where they strung Fishing wire through three guys.”
  - “Gruesome murders are the cornerstone of my charm.”
  - “Gina, what are you thinking about right now? I was thinking how I would make the perfect american president, Based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “And everyone bring a bottle of wine.”
  - “Yikes! But I had to stop and get some wine.”
  - “Terry chose the champagne.”

## S1 E17 — Full Boyle
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0117.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - “Man, charles has been so happy and confident Ever since he hooked up with that professor At the captain's party.”
  - “Sexy train is leaving the station.”
  - “Oh, that is overtly sexual.”
  - “and where is the sex and the city street? We wanna see where carrie and big live.”
  - “Yeah, this is turning into a live sex show.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Why aren't you guys taking me seriously? Your cape and your tights, And your name is super dan, And I can kinda see your penis.”
  - “, But we should feed each other falafel In our underwear-- okay.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “They have a combined This morning I found scully's gun In the freezer, in the frozen yogurt.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Later, sluts.”

## S1 E18 — The Apartment
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0118.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Guys, jump on that! Boyle has psycho-sexual issues.”
  - “How we lookin'? Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard.”
  - “I think it's sexy.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “You'd make a decent prostitute.”
  - “I'd make an amazing prostitute.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Did you get my report on the Finley murder? Yeah, I looked it over.”
  - “So, again, your alibi is a mysterious stranger handed you the gun, made you put your prints on it, robbed the store, and then hid the gun in your underpants.”
  - “Nothing gets you smiling like cold-blooded vengeance.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Cinnamon got hit by a drunk driver.”

## S1 E19 — Tactical Village
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0119.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “He has a sexy voice.”
  - “I have a sexy voice.”
  - “Also, "STD" stands for "sexually transmitted disease.”
  - “She is so sexual.”
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Nice shooting, man, but do you think the penis is an effective target? A man can run half a mile with no genitals.”
  - “Right in my breasts! So many accidents.”
  - “Almost makes me want to start taking things seriously all the time, but them I'm like, "boobs, fart, boobs, whatever.”
  - “Boobs, whatever.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - “Let's, uh, find the man who stabbed my sister and get revenge for ruining my life and everything.”
  - “I also can't believe I didn't go with the sister stabbing.”
  - “I love guns.”
  - “" You know how people hold their guns sideways to look cool? It got me thinking.”
  - “What if you held your gun upside-down? You can use that.”
  - “You went upsy-downsies? That's what I call it, because you hold the gun upside-down.”
  - “I have a plan on how to beat them.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “Uh-oh, I hate pizza! He didn't invite me to his wedding, and he's scared like a little bitch.”
  - “Damn! Our babysitter's busy the night of Boyle's wedding.”
  - “Okay, so I know you're pissed at Boyle.”
  - “What happened to your accent, Rex? Forget that crap.”
  - “I'm pissed at you.”
  - “Slowly put 'em Oh! Damn it! Terry, time! You broke the record! Yes! Nice! Well done.”

## S1 E20 — Fancy Brudgom
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0120.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Jake, I got to tell ya, the engaged life is amazing, - especially sexually.”
  - “But I promise you will be back to doing weird sex stuff together in no time.”
  - “" Fine, we had wonder-sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “One question can you see my underwear? Ah, thong! Why are you wearing a thong? It's my something borrowed.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “So are you gonna set up shop in a strip club? What kind of shop would I set up? Hand sanitizer.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “Retire? Boyle, we're supposed to die on the force together me in a big explosion, and you committing suicide at my funeral out of respect.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “You hear that, bitches? I'm gonna last forever (Amy) I'm doing great.”
  - “What happened? I thought you were gonna "last forever, bitches!" Turns out I gave up easy.”
  - “Sorry? You bumbling son of a bitch! You just ruined my life! I hope you get hit by a truck and a dog takes a dump on your face! Nothing to see here just a little hypoglycemic rage.”
  - “Damn, Gina! What is that? Oh, it's a sloppy Jessica.”
  - “Just remember I was really pissed at you at the time.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “I was hoping that my best-man duties would be all whiskey and cigars, but this is Charles we're talking about.”
  - “You know that in ancient Egypt, the peasants drank beer for breakfast? Well, that explains why all their buildings were crooked.”
  - “I put up with all his dumb ideas, his spicy cake, his champagne made out of olives, reading his vows as a recipe.”
  - “What? Whiskey and cigars! Mm-hmm.”

## S1 E21 — Unsolvable
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0121.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “We're not allowed to wear anything that protects our breasts.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Yes! Sophia and Dexter were having an affair, husband found out, Nate killed him.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - “This guy Nate Dexter was murdered in a boat explosion.”
  - “What do you know about the murder of Nate Dexter? Look, I'll tell you the same thing I told you eight years ago.”
  - “You know anything about the murder of Nate Dexter? Maybe.”
  - “Speech, speech, speech! Look, the real hero here is the murderer.”
  - “So here's to Nate Dexter, the murderer.”
  - “Blood pact! Ahh! All right, Frank, let's recap, shall we? You slipped and fell onto a shiv.”
  - “He was beat up pretty good, a lot of internal bleeding.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “No! You sick son of a bitch.”
  - “It's always to tell Vivian, "bitch, get your life right!" I tried it.”
  - “Wait to go, Jakey! Whoa! Are those thumbtacks? What the hell, Scully? I thought they'd make good confetti.”
  - “Nate Dexter was a small-time crook who pissed someone off.”
  - “Charles! What the hell is wrong with you? You told Hitchcock and Scully? No! What? Yep, this is happening.”
  - “And his life is crap right now.”

## S1 E22 — Charges and Specs
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0122.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Good point, Captain Holt, or should I say "Captain Raymond sex vibes"? Who knew you had such game? Yes, I've found that many women want what they can't have.”
  - “Forget your ex with meaningless sex.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “I was raised on a oil rig by 90 men and 1 prostitute.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Here's my gun and my badge.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Yesterday, I saw him get into a car with a known drug dealer.”
  - “I staked out Wint 'cause I got a tip he was meeting up with a drug dealer.”
  - “Cool to be some place right when things get good, right? Another pitcher of your strongest beer, please, good sir, and a glass thingie to drink it out of.”

## S2 E1 — 1. Undercover
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0201.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - “Nobody can ever know that we had sex, all right? I have spent years cultivating a reputation as someone who sleeps with bike messengers or better.”
  - “So many people were sleeping with each other.”
  - “It's weird and sexual, and not in the good way.”
  - “But I committed a horrible sexual blunder and I'm no longer wolf-worthy.”
  - “"I'm with someone, nothing's gonna happen" Name of your sex tape.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “My spirit animal is now this: The naked mole rat, God's disgusting mistake.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - “Extortion, terrible breath, murder.”
  - “The old lady confessed to a 40-year-old unsolved murder in Rhode Island.”
  - “I don't have a gun.”
  - “I know! Oh, crap, my gun.”
  - “And, Angie, Marco, you just got slapped with the best life sentence there is: Marriage.”
  - “Then you come in a minute later with your badge out, pick a fight with me, and punch me in the face.”
  - “You punched me, kicked me, spat on me, and then you said: There's more where that came from.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Son of a bitch! Captain! I hate to be harsh, but I think that these drills are slightly unnecessary, possibly.”
  - “I knew it! Ooh, that son of a bitch! All right, fine.”
  - “Show Adelaide some damn respect.”
  - “What the hell, Boyle? What the hell happened? I-I-I was stressed about hitting you, and my mind disassociate from my body.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “What is this? It's champagne mixed with and top-shelf Tequila.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “I don't wanna be known as the office slut.”

## S2 E2 — 2. Chocolate Milk
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0202.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “" Sergeant, is this gonna go on your "sperm-anent record"? "Scrotal recall"! Hey sarge, great news.”
  - “No, Charles, just because we have secret, shameful sex does not mean we are friends.”
  - “Your sexual identity is the one thing I actually respect about you.”
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Look, you guys, if the sergeant wants to chop off his penis, that is his choice.”
  - “So look, we'll work this thing together and afterwards, I will be your friend chariot to the penis-removal of the century.”
  - “You're making health insurance more expensive for everyone else! Yeah? Well, you know what else drives up premiums? Unwanted genital removal! Thank you for coming.”
  - “You made Terry get real with himself and his genitals.”
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - “I just got assigned such a dope stabbing.”
  - “Sorry, the stabbing part is bad.”
  - “Do ya? Anyway, next thing I know, the guy stabs me in the back like like right here! Like some kind of psycho wuss! Can you think of anyone who might wanna harm you? Yeah.”
  - “He thinks I stabbed him? That's crazy.”
  - “Hmm So what you're saying is I stabbed him.”
  - “You're gonna let some quack doctor just knife around down there? You are blessed with a great power.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “Hey, what do you think of captain Holt? He needs to smoke some weed.”
  - “I was high as a kite.”
  - “I'm sure you can tell I'm quite drunk.”
  - “Where were you on monday around 10:00 pm? Me and my business school buddies get together every monday and have a couple beers.”

## S2 E3 — 3. The Jimmy Jab Games
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0203.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Means ya had sex.”
  - “Oh, Boyle, I love that you're trying to step up your sex game.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Like one big boob.”
  - “Get off Get off me! Hitchcock Gimme that tape! You're squeezing my boobs! Sir, I know you think Rosa disrespected you, but I found her inspiring.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “On your mark, get Seth - Rogen! - Go, Amy! Contestants must make it past the barricade hurdles then use a bean bag gun to get a snack.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “We're here about a new and very potent form of ecstasy, which has surfaced in our precinct.”

## S2 E4 — 4. Halloween II
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0204.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Pac-man's nipple.”
  - “But where's the smoked Turkey? Check your breast pocket? Come on! Let's win this bet! Salutations, Captain.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “He had a badge and a gun, and he would do anything to help you.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Rosa's feline dancing distracted you as a mysterious partier stole your badge on Halloween! It was you in the mask! You sly son of a bitch! Well done.”
  - “You sick son of a bitch.”
  - “Damn my mouth.”
  - “Gina, what the hell? I defended you, and your urgent matter was just practicing for some stupid dance show? Look, I can't help it if my life is literally a Step Up movie.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “You're the champagne of friends.”
  - “Enter a parade of drunks that separated the two of you long enough for Terry to kidnap Charles.”

## S2 E5 — 5. The Mole
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0205.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 12 moment(s)
  - “Ever since then, it's been orgasm-city.”
  - “How long has this been going on? We hooked up once, last summer and then the nightmare started again about a month ago.”
  - “I mean, who else is hooking up that we don't know about? Rosa and Terry? Holt and Scully? You and Hitchcock? You need to forget about Charles, okay? You need to get inside and put those files back.”
  - “Boyle is sleeping with Gina? What? How could you possibly know that? "You were right and I was wrong.”
  - “I've had sex.”
  - “Charles Boyle and I had sex.”
  - “You know how I'm kind of a sexy bad boy who rides motorcycles into work and is always breaking the rules in the name of justice? I don't like where this is going.”
  - “Better not bite me in the ass is the name of your sex tape.”
  - “I just have four extra sex moves.”
  - “Your use of the word "horrible" leads me to believe that the matter was sexual in nature, given your obvious immaturity.”
  - “There might be some left in my mouth if you wanna make out.”
  - “I'd love to make out with you once I'm super high.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “All his underwear are lined with mesh like a bathing suit.”
  - “The rock-climbing backpacker, the underwear model, the guy who looked like Tywin Lannister.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “Captain, why are you sitting at my desk? Lieutenant Miller from Internal Affairs is here.”
  - “Coming in! - No! I'm holding coffee! Hey, I'm about to sit down with Internal Affairs.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “But how to make it look like an accident? I'm not saying murder.”
  - “This had better be about a murder.”
  - “Pretty dope drive, right? It's a USB shaped like a gun.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “There's usually some ecstasy at these things.”

## S2 E6 — 6. Jake and Sophia
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0206.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - “It's like a had sex with Hans Gruber.”
  - “She clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.”
  - “The luxury sex romp we had planned this weekend.”
  - “Sexy-times! Yes! The whole night was amazing.”
  - “All right, I'm gonna win this case and then we can put my horrible sexual experience - behind us forever.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he's gotten out of jail? Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? Yup.”
  - “Oh, God okay, time to bust out the big guns.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - “It's career suicide, right, sir? Stop trying to get me involved, Santiago.”
  - “But, sir, I want to be captain one day, and clashing with the brass is career suicide.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “We got drunk together, I invited you up to my apartment, and I kissed you first.”

## S2 E7 — 7. Lockdown
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0207.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'm reminding everyone of my embarrassing sexual past 'cause I'm hoping it's the act of charity that gets me into heaven.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Is that a healed-over earring hole? Do you have a scandalous past? I was stabbed in the line of duty.”
  - “The pilgrims were murderers, and turkey tastes like napkins.”
  - “Actually, with Anthrax, the last things you'll see will be doctor, blood, doctor, pus, scab, nothing.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - “Correct, I am the King of respectfulness, bitches! Hey, did you send that from your personal or work account? Personal It's a personal matter involving a personal friend and his personal uncle.”
  - “Yeah, actually, we're trying to clean up here, Captain, so unless you have something meaningful to contribute, you can get the hell out.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “It's not that weird to say, "may I have some cocaine?" It is.”

## S2 E8 — 8. Uspis
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0208.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “This sexy beast was used to open a type of mailbox we actually haven't used in years.”
  - “Okay, imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Dip your penis in vinegar.”
  - “I'm gonna push you up, just like a bra.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Jackson, some ecstasy was found on the F train.”

## S2 E9 — 9. The Road Trip
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0209.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Till then Let's make out? Great plan.”
  - “Okay? What you did is the culinary equivalent of unprotected sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “And my very naked girlfriend.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “He was just picked up in Neustadter, New York, trying to pay for a hoagie with a gun.”
  - “I will be Vaughn Tom Tucker, a gruff, spitting, punch-you-in-the-gut sailor man who's taking a little break on dry land, but just until my girlfriend, Cangela, gets out of lady jail.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “But I took that cheddar, and I made you this special "Rosa's gonna make this cold her bitch" care package.”
  - “I'm going back in there once this crap dries my head up.”
  - “I'm gonna rip your damn head off, grandma.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “It's a drug dealer on state street.”
  - “I only wish in return I could get back all the time I just wasted on this futile project.”

## S2 E10 — The Pontiac Bandit Returns
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0210.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “What? Let's make out.”
  - “So why don't you just chill and eat some sexy-ass lobster? Okay, we held up our end of the bargain.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “…feast? What? How am I supposed to escape using a lobster? Squeeze the lemon in my eyes, so I can't see, stab me in the jugular with a claw, and then shove the tail down my throat, so I can't scream for help.”
  - “Everybody shoot your guns in the air.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Son of a bitch.”
  - “Jake, holy crap, 9:00.”
  - “Damn it! Peralta? No! Onion ring attack! Ah! Greasy! NYPD! Stop where you are! Come on, Santa.”
  - “Damn it! Damn you, Doug Judy! I'll never forget you, Dante Thunderstone! You have the right to remain Doug Judy.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “I have to get back to my ecstasy task force.”
  - “Except for weed and sex pills.”
  - “Why would you take your wife with you to meet a drug dealer? 'Cause we're partners in everything we do.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Why are you so fat? NYPD.”

## S2 E11 — Stakeout
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0211.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “My brother had sex with my wife, and then he ran to the Florida keys.”
  - “We're gonna make out with this stakeout.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “What do you want to do tonight? Go to a strip club? Have dinner with my wife? Are those separate options, or does she live at the strip club? You want to know, you got to go.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “Well, June Bug is a stone-cold bitch.”
  - “And I'm not a stone-cold bitch.”
  - “Boo! Terry sucks! Terry sucks! Terry's great.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I realized that open mouths oxygenate the food, so it's kind of like wine tasting.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Freeze! NYPD! Fatty had it made Like a blade in the sun, like a push in the bush Hey! When you got none Ping pong Alexei Bisko, you're under arrest.”

## S2 E12 — Beach House
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0212.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Listen, Rosa, there's nothing I'd rather do in my life than write a sexy text to your boyfriend, but I think this is something you got to do on your own.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “All right, Peralta, I'm sick of you wasting time, so, yes, I spilled some minestrone on my pants, and I'm sitting in my underwear.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “He was the toughest son of a bitch I ever met.”
  - “What the hell, Jake? No bosses.”
  - “Mini cognac, ladies? Oh, yeah! Oh, warm me up, you little bastard.”
  - “It straight up sucks.”
  - “I'm hydrated as hell, and I'm listening to Sheryl Crow.”
  - “I don't want to screw this crap up.”
  - “Just take that sentiment, remove the word "crap," and then send it.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “Who killed him? Don't say a white tiger on cocaine, 'cause I will lose it.”
  - “Dog Party '15, ooh-ooh! Two bottles of vodka.”
  - “Is this gonna be the weekend we finally meet six-drink Amy? Six-drink Amy? What does that mean? It's the pinnacle of the Santiago drunkenness scale.”
  - “I'm not in love with him, but I'm definitely not comfortable being drunk around him.”
  - “Everyone loves you, but you're our captain, and normally we get really drunk and act like crazy idiots and play stupid games where we make fun of the boss.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “All right, you know what? You guys are being a bunch of racist, homophobic golf cops, and I for one think this weekend's gonna be even more fun because Holt is here.”

## S2 E13 — Payback
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0213.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “And be warned, they just watched Peabody and Sherman, so they're extra horny.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “So if it wasn't for me, you'd have no penis.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Come on, Jake! Let's go! So how much blood do you usually have in your mouth when you do this? None.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “Payback's a bitch.”
  - “You should be wailing, you stone cold bitch.”
  - “Damn it! Does anybody else know? No, just you, and your wife, and crash.”
  - “But how are we gonna find this bastard? After all these years, you know, it could take He owns a store.”
  - “Damn this bike's muddy.”
  - “Crap, you're right.”
  - “Scully! Now! Oh, no! He's having a heart attack! This is a man's life, you calloused bastards! Terry, I am so sorry.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Man, I really hoped to say this to a drug dealer who killed my whole family, but It's payback time.”
  - “Ugh! So many great payback lines wasted on this.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Smart, loyal, homophobic but not racist.”

## S2 E14 — Defense Rests
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0214.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “That's too sexy.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I haven't seen that movie, but I'm assuming she's naked.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “And I know where all the murder spots are.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - “That play ends in a tragic double suicide.”
  - “Double suicide? Hello, Madeline.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “And that's cocaine.”
  - “He was snorting cocaine in the bathroom.”
  - “Someone messed with the champagne tower.”

## S2 E15 — Windbreaker City
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0215.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “I hope it doesn't get too sexual.”
  - “"Uh-oh, I hope it doesn't get too sexual.”
  - “" Title of your sex tape.”
  - “But seriously, what is taking so long? Also the title of your sex tape.”
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - “I mean, I murdered you.”
  - “I just got dumped by a mega-fox and no one's letting me shoot a big gun about it.”
  - “We need their guns.”
  - “No, like blood bath.”
  - “Ow! What? No! Gun taped to the back.”
  - “Seriously, man? You took all our guns, taped us to a bunch of chairs, called us fat, and we still took almost all of you out.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “That's where that stuck-up bitch Rose let Leo die.”
  - “I also couldn't spend another second listening to those ATF wads bitch and moan.”
  - “Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me? Gina, you know I appreciate you but you have to admit, we're not exactly cut from the same cloth.”
  - “What the hell? We're fighting back, you terrorist crap sack.”
  - “When you get to hell, say hi to Molly.”
  - “Drop them now or You're dead, crap sack.”
  - “Sarge? It seems unnecessary to piss everyone off.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Sophia text you? No, it's just a lightly racist email forward from my Grandma.”

## S2 E16 — The Wednesday Incident
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0216.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Name of Amy's sex tape.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Prostitutes.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “I was lightly stabbed.”
  - “You were stabbed? Lightly stabbed.”
  - “One of them had a knife.”
  - “You beat him in a dance-off? - No, I destroyed him.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “What? - Son of a bitch! Well, this is where Raymond eats breakfast every morning.”
  - “Dude, just admit that you ruined everything and you turned our lives into a living hell.”
  - “What the hell? That was Marcus.”
  - “Damn it, Diane, what are you doing after this?”
  - “Yeah, I might buy my shoes at a kids store, and, yeah, I might be scared of geese, but I am a damn good cop, and I will not be made a fool of.”
  - “I can't believe that bastard beat me.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Gina, I know you like champagne with a drop of pomegranate juice.”
  - “I'm sorry you wasted your chit, Jake.”

## S2 E17 — Boyle-Linetti Wedding
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0217.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 7 moment(s)
  - “Second was sleeping with a roadie for the Steve Miller Band.”
  - “To think this started with us just going to town or each others sexy parts.”
  - “Gives him a sexy Elliott Gould vibe.”
  - “Maxi Pads? I don't know! I didn't want to make the name too sexual and I panicked! Clear.”
  - “Of course, he meant it as an insult about my sexuality, but don't worry.”
  - “Well, you made me take out the brother-sister sex stuff, so there was this big hole on page 18.”
  - “Our sex made this happen.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “She ended up cheating on you with the guy from the mattress commercials.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Tux on, gun out.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you I'll never forgive that bitch for what she did to you.”
  - “Easy, last-minute, and crucial as hell.”
  - “I was scared things were moving too quickly, but I don't give a crap.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Try to stay off heroin.”
  - “Uh, what would you say is your mom's favorite move at the gym? My mom likes champagne, baked ziti, the Bahamas.”

## S2 E18 — Captain Peralta
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0218.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Superglue your panties to your butts, ladies, because Jake is in the house! What? Never mind.”
- Affairs / cheating — 4 moment(s)
  - “You cheated on her a bunch, and she found out.”
  - “Charles, I have cheated on women in the past and on this one too.”
  - “Terrible dad, terrible husband, cheats on his girlfriend.”
  - “No, you said he cheats on his girlfriend.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “By murdering them? I warned you against using donuts.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “It was my birthright, you bitches.”
  - “She was hella pissed 'cause she found out about his real girlfriend and his other sidepiece.”
  - “…finally starting to see you for who you really are: A regional airline pilot whose landings are bumpy as hell and a pretty selfish guy who genuinely doesn't care about being a dad.”
  - “" It means "bastard," but that's only because they were jealous.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “I'm sleeping off a wicked hangover.”
  - “You just wasted your time and mine.”
  - “You can have my beer.”
  - “I'm a little drunk.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “You use the seesaw to press down on their necks until fatty confesses.”

## S2 E19 — Sabotage
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0219.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “They ate their lettuce, I'm stuck with two bunnies, and lying works! Pretty good gag, huh? A prostitute taught me how to make it.”
  - “" And while he slept, I logged in to Hoytsman's computer and flooded it with Thai pornography.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “I'm gonna need you to hand in your badge and gun.”
  - “All right, fine, you can have my badge and gun, but we're doing it in your office so I can slam them down on your desk and yell out, "The system stinks!"…”
  - “At Brooklyn Urine and Blood? Oh, yeah, the internet says this is the number-one urinalysis lab in all of New York.”
  - “He likes me because I got him off on a strangle-and-mangle.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - “I am a horrible person who has done horrible things to a truly decent man, which is why I've decided to take my own life.”
  - “Spoiler alert! Decided to take my own life.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Pair of red hot dicks.”
  - “Wow, you've pissed off a lot of people.”
  - “What the hell are you doing? I thought I was hitching a ride to Rikers so we could interview some convicts I put away, but apparently you're still wasting time investigating me.”
  - “You're damn right.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “There were traces of cocaine and methamphetamines - found in your urine.”
  - “I mean, sure, a couple of my teeth are loose, but that's from dental neglect, not meth.”
  - “But I basically got your cocaine charges dropped.”
  - “Just go home, have a beer, and smash something.”

## S2 E20 — Ac/dc
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0220.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “And how's your broken everything? Doctor gave me the all-clear to come back to work, and I'm allowed to have light, non-strenuous sex, provided I stretch before and after.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Just take a picture of my penis first, for posterity, and then do what you must.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “That's where the blood's supposed to be.”
  - “That little girl was strangled! You were thinking that at a kid's party.”
  - “…tour! Not where I saw that going, but I'm still excited! Ha ho! This is gonna be epic, bro! Quick, Sarge! Punch me in the ribs as hard as you can!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “My second year on the force, I was working a drug case, tracking this drug dealer for months.”
  - “While I was gone, the dude resurfaced and got into a shootout with another drug dealer.”
  - “Ooh! I am so hungover.”

## S2 E21 — Det. Dave Majors
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0221.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Why doesn't your mouth work? Why doesn't your mouth work? Title of our sex tape.”
  - “What? - Your sex tape.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Reminds me of a murder I worked a few years back.”
  - “I had to get this dumb medal from the commissioner for a double-murder I solved last year.”
  - “Oh, my God! Rosa's wearing pink! Rosa's wearing pink! Are we sure it's not a white shirt that's just been bloodied in a motorcycle crash? Maybe it wasn't her.”
  - “Well, yeah, but you'd look like a My Little Pony with a gun.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Well, well, well, what do we have here? Oh, Majors isn't here yet? I wasted all that coolness on a bunch of nobodies.”
  - “Yeah, that's a sippin' whiskey.”

## S2 E22 — The Chopper
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0222.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “I saw a prostitute.”
- Violence & injury — 10 moment(s)
  - “Guess who just got murdered! That's right it's Carl Mather.”
  - “I mean, hunting down a murderer, recovering millions in stolen money, rappelling out of a chopper with a knife between my teeth.”
  - Quick update: “Another one of the Fulton Street Four was murdered here this morning.”
  - “For the record, you're turning this murder scene into a real bummer-scape.”
  - “We believe someone is after the missing $21 million, and solving this murder could lead us to the money.”
  - “Yes, but why? To catch a murderer who stole $21 million.”
  - “Why would you jump out of a helicopter with a knife in your mouth? It's called a chopper, and the knife is in my mouth because both of my hands are holding giant machine guns.”
  - “Anyway, the next thing I know, Mikey D has a gun in my back.”
  - “Tricia, what's Luminol? It's used to look for blood in a crime scene.”
  - “Even if a criminal tried to clean it up, the iron in blood makes the chemical glow.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “We're gonna nail this son of a bitch.”
  - “Unless he's innocent then we're gonna save the son of a bitch.”
  - “What the hell, guys? They're 12 years old.”
  - “Damn it! Bludsoe played us.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I signed out that drug dealer's Lamborghini from the impound.”

## S2 E23 — Johnny and Dora
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0223.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 11+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “I knew just where to punch it to get free food.”
  - “Now I have to go back to punching Hitchcock.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Wow, champagne and oysters.”

## S3 E1 — 1. New Captain
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0301.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - “Rule number three, let's not have sex right away.”
  - “Oh, my God, you had sex.”
  - “And you know what? I'm glad we broke the rule and had sex on the first date.”
  - “No sex, good rule.”
  - “"I Hope It Wasn't a Mistake," title of your sex tape? Title of our sex tape.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Let's just get super drunk.”

## S3 E2 — 2. The Funeral
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0302.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 6 moment(s)
  - “Not unless you call hooking up with a girl at a funeral "weird and tragic.”
  - “Then We're gonna totally have sex on top of each other.”
  - “Charles, it is not like you to have sex with a total stranger.”
  - “Really, tell that to me in an hour when we've had sex 23 times.”
  - “Trust me, I'm very familiar with the sexual harassment guidelines.”
  - “My only relationship that wasn't totally devastating when it ended was my casual sex carnival with Gina.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - “So you were the one who brought all the prostitutes? Uh Whoa, whoa, whoa.”
  - “He had sex with five prostitutes in one weekend.”
  - “Are you the Jake that killed him? No, I'm prostitute Jake.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Hmm? What I'm saying, Einstein, is that you stabbed me in my back.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “If everything goes according to plan, we should be beer pong doubles partners by the end of the week.”
  - “We both love premium tequila Yeah.”
  - “Whatcha doing there, Boyle? Trying to get drunk enough to have sexual intercourse with a vegan.”

## S3 E3 — 3. Boyle's Hunch
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0303.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “All he does is have sex on canvases.”
  - “Why is she here? After you left last night, I was thinking about the 24-hour sex painting, "Genevieve 416.”
  - “I mean, I'm not happy that she was having sex with another man, but I'm okay with it if that's what gets her off.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Your penis was on it.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Son of a bitch.”
  - “Damn, Rosa, okay.”
  - “Damn it! - No, Boyle.”
  - “Donald is Sucks.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Talking about four kilos of cocaine, $200,000 cash, and my new partner, a tarantula.”
  - “Wine? Yes, thank you so much.”

## S3 E4 — 4. The Oolong Slayer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0304.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Look, Gina, is that a talking raisin? Enough foreplay.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Looking for me? Nope, just taking my gun for a walk through the nightmares factory.”
  - “Someone please see him before I punch myself in the face.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Well, I was thinking a DJ, two signature cocktails, passed hors d'oeuvres Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.”
  - “It's really classing up the booze and take-out menus shelf.”

## S3 E5 — 5. Halloween III
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0305.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - “I'm sorry Captain Holt! What? Why are you yelling at my boobs? Because that's where the camera is.”
  - “To Jake! I got you, Peralta! You're not fooling anyone! Why does everyone think that's where a camera would be? Because the cleavage cloaks the camera with its curves.”
  - “Sorry I said cleavage.”
  - “So how'd you pull it off? Well, it all started when I went to tell Jake how badly he hurt my feelings, and he yelled at my breasts.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “This is an obvious trap, okay? Who are you, really, hmm? You some male prostitute that Charles busted out on some lonely pier somewhere? Well, guess what, sweetie? This is one trick you ain't gonna be turning tonight.”
  - “I'm not a prostitute.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “That son of a bitch is good.”
  - “Charles, seriously? No costume? What the hell, Charles? Where's your Halloween spirit? But you guys always make fun of me.”
  - “…fast! I can't kill them! It's pandemonium! If I die, turn my Tweets into a book! Commence operation, "Oh crap, wrong vent.”
  - “" Oh crap, wrong vent.”
  - “You're a detective! Get out of here! Go! Sir, Jake really pissed me off, and I want to help you take him down.”
  - “Damn, Rosa! Where'd you get that? The scorpion has left the nest.”
  - “Damn it, nothing but a surprisingly toned set of abs.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Bye-bye, whore.”

## S3 E6 — 6. Into The Woods
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0306.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Lohank? That sad sack? All he does is talk about his wife sleeping with other men.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “They're eating a fox corpse in the outhouse.”
  - “By shooting our guns at them? - What? No.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Sarge, what's the big deal? We stopped two kilos of heroin from hitting the streets.”
  - “Gets you drunk, though.”

## S3 E7 — 7. The Mattress
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0307.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “I corrected your grammar! Are you so proud of me? Are you horrified? Are you super horny? I'm just really tired.”
  - “That was just sexy workplace banter.”
  - “I mean, mattresses are also sexy 'cause that's where you do it.”
  - “You were talking about sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “You'll probably notice right away that it makes the shape of a boob.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.”
  - “Just some strangler that I was arrested.”
  - “I was talking about some strangler that I arrested.”
  - “She slapped my butt once.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “Son of a bitch! Okay.”
  - “Yeah, well, then you know that it was a straight-up crazy bitch fight.”
  - “Three, six, nine Damn, she fine Hoping she can sock it to me one more time Get low, get low, get low, get low To the window To the window To the wall I love this mattress.”
  - “Damn it! Terry proved the wrong point.”
  - “She's the reason I quit ballet, and I sure as hell don't want Sam to quit the Big Brother program 'cause of me.”

## S3 E8 — 8. Ava
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0308.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Something like When I get that feeling I need sexual healing Oh boy.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Pillow, blanket, copy of "Breast-Feeders" magazine which, now that I say it out loud, sounds like porn.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Diaz and I are going to Rikers to interview a guy we think has info on the Douglass Street murders.”
  - “Last time we went to the hospital, they pushed me to have a C-section, didn't have enough rooms, and the anesthesiologist was a med student who stabbed me in the spinal cord ten times before he got it right!”
  - “This guy knows where our murderer is hiding.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “Can't you just use the internet on your phone? Bitch, you know I'm out of data.”
  - “Uh, it better not be pregnancy-related, 'cause that crap is nasty.”
  - “Damn, we are good at stashing pregnant ladies.”
  - “Guys, what the hell is going on? Hitchcock and Scully saved the day.”
  - “They're hungry and pissed and they all hate cops.”
  - “Run, Terry, run! Think of your wife in the care of Jake! Sarge, look! Aw, hell yeah! Terry is terrified! It's no use, they're all ruined.”
  - “I don't give a crap, sir.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Hitchcock, Scully, how did you get things done before the internet and faxing? Cocaine? Right.”

## S3 E9 — 9. The Swedes
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0309.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Well, now you and I will never hook up.”
  - “She didn't even have to ask me to donate my sperm.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “The hot blond guy from "True Blood"? No, the Swedish millionaire with ties to organized crime.”
  - “The blond man from "True Blood" was there.”
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - “No, I was being a bitch.”
  - “I was being a bitch again! All right, I called for backup.”
  - “Yeah, well, now we're gonna search it, and find things you all missed, like this! Your own keys? Damn straight.”
  - “Please, you're just pissed we cracked the case wide open and you've got nada.”
  - “Damn it, he speaks Spanish too.”
  - “A month ago? How do I not know about this? Because we don't talk about that crap.”
  - “Flergen! Come on, is that you? I haven't seen you since Blorgenbergen, man! Who the hell are you? Give me a hand, you old dummy.”
  - “So drink in silence? This sucks.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Boyle, the champagne? - Oh, well, technically it's a Hungarian Pezsgo from the Tarnok Valley.”

## S3 E10 — Yippie Kayak
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0310.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “I left my gun in my locker.”
  - “We don't need guns.”
  - “There better be a gun to your head.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “Let's fry these bitches.”
  - “No one is frying any bitches.”
  - “Holy crap! I love this stuff! You know, technically, it's just carbonated fudge.”
  - “It's not chilly, it's as cold as the waters of Cocytus, the frozen lake of hell.”
  - “Every damn year.”
  - “Damn it, you are loyal.”
  - “Look, it sucks, and I was selfish.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Tell him Tila Tequila's doing a free show in Central Park.”

## S3 E11 — Hostage Situation
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0311.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “As a precaution, I froze some sperm a lot of sperm.”
  - “Heard you want your sperm.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Oh, no, no! - My nose! My nose! You broke my nose! Oh, there's so much blood! I'm so sorry! Get me a towel! Okay, all right.”
  - “What I want is for you to use your badge and your gun to intimidate him into dropping the case.”
  - “I'm just gonna casually yawn Thereby exposing my gun and badge.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “Karma's a bitch.”
  - “There's free strudel? Where the hell did you come from? I don't get it.”
  - “As soon as she comes back in here, I'm gonna grab that cup right out of her hands and run like hell.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'm done with that playboy lifestyle out till 11:00, drunk on sangria.”

## S3 E12 — 9 Days
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0312.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “It didn't make me horny.”
  - “It ended in sex.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “Balthazar is a thirsty bitch.”
  - “Damn right it is.”
  - “Unhand her, you beast! Give it to me! What the hell is going on in here? Hitchcock's trying to steal my sandwich.”
  - “Walk? - Are you insane? Fine, cut the damn sandwich in half.”
  - “You're gonna eat this ziti, and you're gonna appreciate it, and you're gonna grow the hell up.”

## S3 E13 — The Cruise
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0313.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “At least I'll die doing what I love: getting people horny at sea.”
  - “Rosa, Rosa, Rosa Rosa, Rosa It's so crowded in here, and the lighting is way too sexy to see anything.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “What? He was cheating on me.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “" All right, just put the knife down, okay? There's no murder in the all-ages piano lounge.”
  - “You're under arrest for the murder of your tenant Shirley Crouch.”
  - “Because you murdered her.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “We'll just ENAC sitch, uh, of this bitch.”
  - “Holy crap, look at all this closet space.”
  - “Damn straight.”
  - “Nobody sucks up like a Boyle.”
  - “Damn! Bait dangling? If we're up on stage with you, it could spook him.”
  - “Sir, when your neighbor is playing their terrible music too loud, do you ask them to be quiet? Hell no.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “We're in international waters, which is also why I can smoke as much weed as I want.”
  - “But the all-ages piano lounge has bottomless margaritas.”

## S3 E14 — Karen Peralta
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0314.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 8 moment(s)
  - “All right, what I am about to say will make you very horny, but you have to try and remember that we're still at work.”
  - “It's the whole reason I can't have sex in cars in garages.”
  - “I mean, I've only had sex with, like, 400 women.”
  - “And also, remember your turtle, Graham Crackers? Dad had sex with my turtle? No, no, no, no, but he he stepped on it getting out of bed.”
  - “They were in our car in the garage having sex.”
  - “That's a very specific sexual hang-up.”
  - “I mean, has it really held you back? Well, are we having sex in car in a garage right now? No.”
  - “You think I'm way more sexually active than I am.”
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “No! Objection! On what grounds? That's my penis? Overruled.”
  - “You're both strong, accomplished women that have seen me naked.”
  - “You're completely naked.”
  - “Boyle, what are you talking about? Boyle is fully nude in the footage.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “She doesn't even know that he cheated on her with her best friend, Sheila Bodden.”
  - “Is it worse than the time he cheated on me with Sheila Bodden? Ah.”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - “Maybe that son of a bitch wants his picture drawn! Jake, Karen is a grown woman with a pretty respectable credit score.”
  - “Could you stop kicking that thing for one minute, Hitchcock? The TV's being a dick.”
  - “I'm dating my son of a bitch ex-husband.”
  - “Oh, what the hell was that? Charles, probably shouldn't have done that in a police station.”
  - “Crap! Oh, it's not turning back on.”
  - “Crap! I think he made me.”
  - “Damn it, I shouldn't have said it out loud.”
  - “The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came So do you know where the nearest train station is? I know it sucks that I did that, but think about how I feel.”
  - “You got to turn it, like, four times just to change the damn channel.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Between the thighs and under the testicles, there's a bag of cocaine.”
  - “A bag of cocaine that's gonna get us a conviction and prove the value of body cams.”
  - “What is my mother's favorite drink? Red wine over ice.”

## S3 E15 — The 98
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0315.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “But I'm the only one who got slapped in the face.”
  - “I slapped you in the face.”
  - “Ow! Did you just Donkey Kong punch me? There's no room to regular punch you.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “Oww! Son of a bitch! I hope there's room - in this fight for three.”
  - “That's a once a week treat! What the hell are you guys doing out here? Finally eating breakfast.”
  - “Well, I think it was a crap circus.”
  - “I was being devastating! Look, man, I get that you're pissed, but I am telling you, Ozerov is dirty.”
  - “Hell yeah! Jakey P with the save! Well, you know, Boyle is the one who pointed it out.”
  - “Damn it, Stevie! Hey, I logged the drugs.”
  - “Get back here, you crap basket.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Aww! We're d-d-driving in a both: Car drug dealer's - Bar - Pass the mic right over to Charles We forgot Charles.”
  - “But mirror top coffee table, iguana cage, samurai swords on the wall either this guy is a drug dealer or he uses Nick Cage's interior designer.”
  - “We wasted those cool lines on nothing.”

## S3 E16 — House Mouses
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0316.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm gonna meet Dianne Wiest! She's so sexual! No, our victim is John William Weichselbraun.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - “Are you afraid of needles? I don't like being stabbed by someone so they can steal my blood.”
  - “Stab me! Stab me! Do it, just do it! - Rosa? - I'm psyching myself up.”
  - “Or we could all give in to our fears and keep our blood in our bodies like normal people.”
  - “Let's make it a blood pact.”
  - “Scully! Grab his gun.”
  - “No, no, ow! That was a gun, man! Scully, grab that dude's knife and cut us loose.”
  - “Hey, hey, hey, hey! Easy! Howdy there! I'd really appreciate it kindly if y'all would stop punching my associate Reno, there.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Where would I have found French fries in a weed farm? Oh, man, look at him.”

## S3 E17 — Adrian Pimento
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0317.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Ugh! I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.”
  - “I'm trying to send Genevieve a sexy pic.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “And Do you have to do it in your underwear? I can't take them off, 'cause then you'd be looking right at my penis and testicles.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Okay, why don't you just Oh, sure, you could slit his throat, but then what are you going to do with all the blood? Uh, we'd leave it in his body, where blood lives, because we're cops.”
  - “I know you have a gun on me.”
  - “Pimento left his gun and badge on my desk, along with a note reading, "I can't do this.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “And you, Santiago, maybe the world would like to see that draft of a memo you wrote where you used T-H-E-I-R instead of T-H-E-R-E? Oh, you sick son of a bitch.”
  - “It's your funeral, you dumb son of a bitch.”
  - “What the hell, Boyle! You almost killed me! I'm not going out in a stew-making accident! Terry's gonna die saving the President, or Terry's never gonna die! There's no way we can clean this up by ourselves.”
  - “'Kay? Damn it, Jake.”
  - “We're gonna catch these bastards, - or my name isn't Paul Sneed.”
  - “He was fat once, you know? What the hell, Boyle? Speaking of Jeffords, maybe your daughters would like to know that their daddy throws away all their drawings? They just draw so many, and they're all so bad.”

## S3 E18 — Cheddar
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0318.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? No, I don't want to sleep with you.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “She was a bartender at the Garbage Box, second-rate strip club my mob buddies and I used to go to.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Ah! You punching holes? - Yeah.”
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - “Tow truck? What the hell did you do to my car? Bitch, I told you I was gonna wreck it.”
  - “Friendship is crap.”
  - “What the hell? Mm.”
  - “Now, the average foot speed of a corgi is ten miles per hour, which means with every passing second, that slippery bastard gets farther away.”
  - “I'm onto you, you slippery little bastard.”
  - “Ooh! Damn, dude.”
  - “Damn it, Charles, it's a possum.”
  - “I've had a hell of a day.”

## S3 E19 — Terry Kitties
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0319.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Makes our sex play really erotic.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “You're always naked, and you pee in a box.”
  - “I suppose they're not totally naked with the fur.”
  - “Little guy loves doting on me, although you're gonna need to buy some bigger underwear if we're gonna be sharing, you know what I mean? Okay, I'll get right on that.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “There's someone's blood all over the bathroom.”
  - “Will you bring these to the dry cleaner for me? Tell them the red stains are blood and the brown stains are uh, let's say blood.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “What up, Jake? Why are these dicks out of their cage? I stayed up all night working on your case, and Hans, John, and Nakatomi made for great company.”
  - “Which means That son of a bitch can walk! - Bingo.”
  - “Do something with your damn paws! Whoa, whoa, Sarge, relax.”
  - “What the hell? I thought you said this wasn't about winning.”
  - “And he's shady as hell.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “I don't understand why you wasted another night on a case no one's ever gonna solve.”
  - “So basically, you wasted a whole night.”

## S3 E20 — Paranoia
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0320.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “We're gonna look at naked ladies.”
  - “Right, just their boobs.”
  - “No, no boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - “We all want to believe that you're about to be murdered.”
  - “Okay, we need to make my main man Pimento look super murdered, like Tarantino disgusting murdered.”
  - “You ready? - Murder me, bro.”
  - “A gun and a picture of Pimento.”
  - “So, you had a picture of my friend and a loaded gun.”
  - “Sarge, blood.”
  - “How? I took the knife away from you.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “I'm surprised he didn't want us all to get drunk and slash each other with machetes.”
  - “Some of us have a hangover.”

## S3 E21 — Maximum Security
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0321.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “I could smother somebody in their sleep with this thing.”
  - “Pimento's gonna come back, we're gonna get married and we're gonna have sex on Figgis's grave just like we planned.”
  - “Yeah, and guys, this isn't one of those women's prisons that we've all seen being all sexy on late-night cable.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “You're touching her boob.”
  - “Should I turn away, or I'm not touching her boob.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Yeah, try and spread the word that you've got a connect on the outside that gives you access to contrabands: cigarettes, burner phones Pornography.”
- Violence & injury — 10 moment(s)
  - “She murdered three people, and she knows Figgis's operation, so we're sending a detective in undercover as an inmate to get close to her.”
  - “Now, before we, quote, unquote, bury Pimento, we need to, quote, unquote, open an investigation, find a, quote, unquote, corpse, and obtain a, quote, unquote, death certificate.”
  - “" Fake funeral's a good idea, sir, but where are we gonna find a corpse? We don't need one.”
  - “You're in for stabbing a man on the subway 46 times in the trachea.”
  - “My name is Isabel Cortez, I'm in for murder, 'cause some perv on the subway tried to touch me and I was like, "Did someone order a tracheotomy?" Okay, I think that's a little too technical.”
  - “Keep telling me what to do and I'll stab your face off.”
  - “I mean, she has a full back tattoo of herself stabbing a guy.”
  - “I mean, watching the woman I love, unarmed, locked up with all these murderers.”
  - “I mean, one time, I saw her eat a whole apple using a knife, just like in the movies.”
  - “Hey, I love beating up doctors.”
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - “I'm gonna split you like a sundae with Grandpa bitch.”
  - “The "bitch" part was great.”
  - “So, what are you in for, Cortez? None of your damn business.”
  - “Hell yes! - Damn! Like that.”
  - “Hey, where you get that crap? I got a hookup on the outside, so I can get anything for a price.”
  - “Jail is hell.”
  - “I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside.”
  - “But it's nice to know there's a room full of people who is sucks for too.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “And if you ever need to talk, or get drunk, or throw stuff off a roof, I mean, I don't know your process.”

## S3 E22 — The Bureau
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0322.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “I heard him mention "Sex and the City.”
  - “"Sex and the City" is one show.”
  - “Sexy playlist.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Cortez, your vagina looks great.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “He quashed all FBI and NYPD operations relating to Figgis drug running, kidnapping, murder those are the best crimes; why would you quash them? - [smack.]”
  - “Why can't I find a good man? Could be because you're in prison for murder.”
  - “What? He slapped her! Are you insane? [funky music.]”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “That's that thing you killed a bunch of bitches for.”
  - “The season finale that year was entitled "Cock-a-Doodle-Do.”
  - “" Cock-a-doodle-doo.”
  - “Cut the crap.”
  - “Damn right, it is! Let's go arrest that punk.”
  - “Look: a body! - We got a body! - Damn it! He's dead.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “We'll head to the bar, get super drunk, and then head home and get some sleep.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “The best episode that year was episode six, entitled "Are We Sluts?" You know the one.”

## S3 E23 — Greg and Larry
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0323.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - “Whoever your next music producer is, maybe don't stab him.”
  - “Just drop the gun and surrender.”
  - “" His cerebral blood circulation is infarcted.”
  - “The only things under my skin are oil glands, hair bulbs, nerve fibers, blood vessels, and a bit of fatty tissue.”
  - “Even when Bob held that gun to my head, I was not afraid, because I knew you were on the case.”
- Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - “The only things under my skin are oil glands, hair bulbs, nerve fibers, blood vessels, and a bit of fatty tissue.”
  - “I always assumed whale would be too fatty.”

## S4 E1 — 1. Coral Palms Pt.1
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0401.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “What did this lady look like? White, female, 5'3", T-shirt that read, "Orgasm Donor.”
  - “I'm gonna assume sexual.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “She was such a strong, female woman with nice, heavy breasts.”
  - “What does he see in her anyway? Probably her breasts, which are heavier than average.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “Figure out what's living in there yet? Well, uh, judging by the empty beer cars, the fur, the pornography, and the claw marks, I'd say a homeless man and a raccoon.”
  - “Ran out of data on my phone because of all the porn I watched.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “It's a tattoo of Jesus punching bin Laden in the nuts.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “Son of a bitch.”
  - “Where's my money, bitch? Charming.”
  - “Give 'em hell, Greg.”
  - “Where the hell are you? Oh, Larry.”
  - “Damn, Greg, you are killing it as assistant manager.”
  - “Making the best of it sucks.”
  - “This town is a crap circus.”

## S4 E2 — 2. Coral Palms Pt. 2
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0402.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I see a pair of thick weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “No, we'll have to bribe the gun store owner so he doesn't run our names.”
  - “No, I'm talking about the pile of guns and the bucket of bullets.”
  - “Okay, question one, what were you going to use the guns for? Okay, and then read 'em out when you're done.”
  - “Enjoy your blood yogurt.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “Our very Suicide Squad.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “I'm great at smoking meth.”
  - “And? - Snorting meth.”

## S4 E3 — 3. Coral Palms Pt.3
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0403.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Should we have sex? - What? - Huh? Yeah.”
  - “No, things aren't weird, or no to the sex? - Maybe we should just - You're right.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Do I know you from somewhere? Do you watch a lot of pornography? 'Cause I'm in most of it.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Oh! You shot him! Are you okay? I'm sorry I shot you.”
  - “I even brought out the big guns.”
  - “Aw, Captain, don't worry, okay? My sleeping pills are doing their job, and I can stay here and take care of you, okay? Terry, I'm gonna need your gun.”
  - “Put that gun down, or he dies.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I do a lot of meth.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Terry feels like a whore.”

## S4 E4 — 4. The Night Shift
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0404.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Just like a couple of sexy "Twilight" vampires.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - “Kind of sounds like a male escort service.”
  - “What are you doing? Oh, Jacques rolls his own cigarettes, a habit he picked up from a prostitute in Marseille, but that is not all he picked up.”
  - “May I? Great, let me just get over oh, good lord, that is porn.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “You know who else is up right now? Murderers? Armed robbers? [Australian accent.]”
  - “Man, this Dave Smith's bad news: Armed robbery, aggravated assault, attempted murder Well, he's about to get a visit from the Night Boys.”
  - “I'm in the middle of a feud with the "that's not a knife" guy from "Crocodile Dundee.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “Oh, no! Son of a bitch.”
  - “" He's being a real bitch.”
  - “Sounds like a real piece of crap.”
  - “Rosa? What the hell? She said she was in the bathroom again.”
  - “Los Angeles? Damn it, all the songs there are so good.”
  - “Damn it! He got away.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Listen to the cases I've had: Drunk and disorderly, drunk and disorderly, cyber crime Ooh, cyber crime.”
  - “Caught a drunk guy humping a laptop.”

## S4 E5 — 5. Halloween IV
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0405.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “You hear that, Bill? Nobody likes you! Ain't she a beaut? Sexy.”
  - “" Name of your sex tape.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “This is your doing, you and your male prostitute.”
  - “Bill is not a male prostitute, I don't think.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “I removed the scrunchies, old report cards, and photos of young Al Gore.”
  - “We're talking a young Al Gore? [both laugh.]”
  - “Let's mop up this blood and get back at it.”
  - “The blood is dry.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “Look who I found hiding in the interrogation room: this guilty son of a bitch.”
  - “Yeah, Amy, what the hell are you doing? Exercising my right to announce the heist as the defending champion.”
  - “And I want to win, so for the next eight hours, I'm down with all your nerdy crap.”
  - “Show your face to the world! What the hell? Amy! [gasps.]”
  - “Damn it! You know what? Forget Terry.”
  - “You read the plans, addenda and all! Damn right, I did.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Whore, I'm great on skates.”

## S4 E6 — 6. Monster in the Closet
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0406.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “My girls are never gonna grow up and lose their virginity.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “When I was in that Uzbek prison, choking on my own blood because my face was being beaten in, I realized, life is funny! That's what you realized? - Mm-hmm.”
  - “I once punched it through a guy's throat, so I'm pretty sure - I remember it.”
- Swearing — 10 moment(s)
  - “Pimento, you son of a bitch! You're the son of a bitch! Oh, we'll see who's a son of a bitch.”
  - “How? Bellinis rule! Nancy Meyers, you've done it again, you saucy bitch.”
  - “Let me in there, you sons of bitches! Wait, wait! The trellis won't hold all three of us at the same time.”
  - “The next 14 hours are gonna be hell, but in the end you will have the satisfaction of knowing that you've finally done something worthwhile - with your lives.”
  - “I kinda think - the police work we do - Eh-eh-eh! I don't have time to stroke your damn ego, Sergeant.”
  - “You know, in case he starts acting - Bat crap loony tunes.”
  - “Well, you're not the basis of a character on "Empire," Jake, but I don't throw that in your face every damn day.”
  - “To Genevieve's butt! - To Genevieve's butt! Look at all this crap.”
  - “Right, Santiago? The arch sucks! I'm sorry.”
  - “How did the wedding go? - Terry! What the hell, man? You said you were gonna - sober them up.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “What's a Bellini? Peach juice and champagne.”
  - “Peach juice and champagne? What am I, six? [sighs.]”
  - “What? - Rosa's drunk.”
  - “I didn't know you could drunk off champers.”

## S4 E7 — 7. Mr Santiago
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0407.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “So feel free to tell me all about your sexuality and the intercourse we might have together, getting it in.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “"She's cheating on you.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - “"What do you mean you knew that already? "You killed her? "And are framing me for the murder? "I just left my prints all over the crime scene.”
  - “And then its decapitated corpse only flops around for, like, half an hour.”
  - “Give the bird a gun, then see what happens.”
  - “I'll stand here and sacrifice my life to Charles's bloodlust.”
  - “The apartment will run red with the blood of Nikolaj.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'll kill myself if it's not the crown fold.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “" We know what that's code for: you're the bitch.”
  - “All right, Santiago, damn.”
  - “I pulled a full Amy and researched the crap out of him.”
  - “See, Charles? "Be myself," what kind of garbage advice is that? I hope you're not telling Nikolaj that crap.”
  - “What the hell? - I know, right? - Tell him he's wrong.”
  - “All right, someone's gotta go out there and kill that feathery bastard.”
  - “Everything okay? I was gonna chop the heck out of this bastard, but then he looked me in the eye, and I realized that nature is beautiful.”

## S4 E8 — 8. Skyfire Cycle
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0408.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “Enough foreplay, let's get to the numbers.”
  - “See, what happened is, your dads had sex.”
  - “Qwandor is not a sexual being.”
  - “Enjoy having sex with three gorgeous women in cosplay.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I would think teen boys would love a lady dragon, Did you give her big, scaly boobs, or I don't know, you're the writer.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “After Wendivil betrayed Prince Clevang, murdered him, and used his blood to write letters to his children.”
  - “For she is the ender of bloodlines.”
  - “This is a start, but if you really want Parlov to hear you, you're gonna have to send a message in blood.”
  - “"A message in blood" is a reference to book one.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “Marie Callender was a real bitch.”
  - “Son of a bitch.”
  - “So why are the Nine-Five on the news? They're investigating death threats against some author named DC Parlov, as if anyone knows who the hell that is.”
  - “" Charles will tell you believe that Aruba isn't for the Boyles, but picture this: one long banana boat with the 15 of us on it, holding each other by the waist, having the time of our damn lives.”
  - “That's why I've got assistants, precisely for that sort of crap.”
  - “Look, I didn't want to piss you off.”

## S4 E9 — 9. The Overmining
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0409.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Right, I mean, what if we bust them tonight, and then tomorrow I'm chasing a murderer, and I'm about to get him, and my foot cramps up? - Due to lack of massaging.”
  - “And then the murderer - gets away.”
  - “'s wallet, badge, and gun on top of the toilet paper dispenser.”
  - “We have to do our stupid jobs, don't we? Yeah, let me get my stupid gun.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “Not to brag, but I was name-checked in my kindergarten teacher's suicide note.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “Well, the bag belongs to one of his runners, and it contains, like, a football's worth of cocaine I'm not good with sizes and a cell phone.”
  - “So you think we should pose as drug dealers looking for a new heroin supplier and get Severino to hook us up with Flaco.”
  - “Well, it all started because I lost a huge bag of cocaine, so I totally biffed it, you know, but - Thank you, thank you, Captain.”
  - “Do you guys know - a drug dealer named Flaco? - Oh, yeah, he's a big-time supplier, consolidated half the territory in Brooklyn.”
  - “Any questions? Will taking down one drug dealer make a big difference in the overall level of drugs - moving into the city?”

## S4 E10 — Captain Latvia
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0410.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Genevieve, hello, you're looking Sexy as a minx.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - “The bra underneath is insane.”
  - “Skip the part about her bra.”
  - “You gotta know how gross that sounds in your underwear.”
  - “No, Charles, you know what I realized when I saw you standing over there in your underwear? That my butt is like a sexy piece of drywall? What? No, eww.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - “They smuggle guns in containers that come from Latvia.”
  - “Gun-running gangsters, huh? Well, looks like we're gonna take down the Latvian mob.”
  - “Apparently, the Gals Skepu are major gun-runners on the east coast.”
  - “No shipping records, no addresses, nothing about illegal guns, and nothing about Captain Latvia.”
  - “But there's no way we can beat them.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “And our angel is drunk.”
  - “The question on the table is, do we add a velvet-voiced drunkard to our caroling group, or do we lose miserably like a bunch of miserable losers? I say we do it, and I'm the boss.”
  - “The drunk sings.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Oh! What were you guys talking about? Did he think the shirt was racist? - [TIRES SQUEALING.]”

## S4 E11 — The Fugitive
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0411.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “…you you got to put the cookies and the milk out? I don't really be telling nobody this, but I like to sleep with the fan on, even when it's chilly outside.”
  - “I got my friend's sperm back from his ex-wife last year.”
  - “Amy writes, "Leaving the virgin festival" - Gina - "Be there in ten minutes.”
  - “A car's gotta have a sexy name, like Brooke, or Tiffany, or Sandra, or Candice.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Once, as a tween, I got my penis entirely Okay, stop! No, no, no, no, no.”
- Violence & injury — 9 moment(s)
  - “Whoo! What? I'm not excited about the murders.”
  - “If I was an escaped murderer, where would I hide? - (GASPS) - Where? Oh, I have no idea.”
  - “One of our witnesses saw the last convict, George Gessilnick, the murderer, go down into a manhole and escape into the sewer near the crash site.”
  - “Solved a pretty intense murder, and just crap all over me.”
  - “Looks like the arsonist and the gun runner.”
  - “Captain - (DOOR SHUTS) You think he'll let me shoot his gun? Jake, look.”
  - “But this is New York, so there's a very strong chance it's just "city blood.”
  - “Looking for us? Put your guns down, turn around slowly.”
  - “Now punch both your fists forward at the same time.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “I think it was committing suicide.”
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - “I just want to cock it and say a cool cop catch phrase.”
  - “(COCKS GUN) New York's finest just got a whole lot finer.”
  - “Then why do I have a badge and a gun? (COCKS GUN) The thin blue line just got thick as hell.”
  - “I mostly deal with scrap and crap, you know? Son of a bitch.”
  - “This thirsty-ass bitch is just desperate for attention.”
  - “1 Tell me when to go tell me when to go (PLAYING THROUGH HEADPHONES) Tell me when to go (TIRES SCREECHING) Tell me when to go tell me when to go (CRASHING, SHATTERING) What the hell? Man, they forgot my pico de gallo.”
  - “Meanwhile, Rob tweets him some crap about lizard-people, he's like, "Oh, retweet, oh, fave" everything.”
  - “Plus, we've already learned that human rights are crap.”
  - “Damn, it feels good to be on the same team for once.”
  - “You sure? (DRAMATIC MUSIC) Damn, Rosa! How did you do that? I have a dark past.”
  - “I mean, what the hell happens on that? Well, we mostly just exchange "Game of Thrones" theories.”
  - “I'm gonna find this bastard.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “So the only thing we have to go on is the word of one of your criminal friends? Criminals? That's how you see us? Is it a crime to steal bread to feed your family? Or to sell some weed so you can buy video games?”
  - “So, he just walks over to my place, bottle of wine in hand, and we just talk it out.”
  - “We wasted a day, and if anyone has egg on their faces, it's you two.”

## S4 E13 — The Audit
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0413.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “You just had to sleep with Teddy, didn't you? You couldn't keep it in your pants.”
  - “It's a good thing I still have my sexy-cat costume from Halloween.”
  - “There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Where are the rats? There's blood everywhere.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “So shut it, you bigmouthed bitch and your stupid sneakers! If you don't like my shoes, you can just tell me.”
  - “I know accepting Teddy's jazz-brunch invite was the only way to get his phone back and save the Nine-Nine, but this place is literally hell.”
  - “(ALL BREATHE DEEPLY) What the hell is going on, man? Yeah, what the hell is going on? - You've got a girlfriend.”
  - “We were gonna use the break room, but Gina was in there, and she got hit by a damn bus, so nobody can say no to her.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “My God, those rats have eaten the purest cocaine in the history of this city.”
  - “The rats only got into the cocaine because you put the traps in the evidence room.”
  - “Shouldn't have wasted my speech on this moment.”
  - “Jake's chronic tardiness, his slobbiness, and the fact that he wasted half the morning deciding what sneakers to wear those are just some of the reasons we're late.”

## S4 E14 — Serve & Protect
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0414.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Are there any questions? Yeah, Veronica, are you sure you're the best person for that job, given our, um, you know - Sexual past.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Let me see that bra! Excuse me? Didn't work.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Did you cheat on her? - No! I would never do that.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “And if I know Cole Tracker, the next thing you're going to say is (TOGETHER) So what's it gonna be: rock, paper, scissors or gun? You watch the show.”
  - “And that's how I would lift up a bloody finger with my pen.”

## S4 E15 — The Last Ride
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0415.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “For what? You know, peeing on the track, having sex during races, being hella gnar.”
  - “Wool is for outerwear only, and silk is for sex workers or musicians.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Hey, I know this is just a stolen bike case, but you know what we should do? Stand back-to-back with our guns drawn while we're surrounded by bad guys.”
  - “Why are you putting a gun in your mouth? I'm blowing smoke off the barrel.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “You pulled the trigger, man! That was a suicide! Sarge, I got a case for you.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “I mean, this guy could still make a break for it or take me hostage or have a huge bag of heroin.”
  - “Yeah! - Thanks for the heroin, Hunky Jesus.”
  - “Now come on, we still have a drug dealer to bust, right? You know what that means.”
  - “So I guess what I'm trying to say is let's go get drunk.”

## S4 E16 — Moo Moo
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0416.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “What's an orgasm? - Come on! Terry, I know you're upset, but this is the right thing to do.”
  - “I'm sorry I told them orgasms was another word for oranges.”
  - “Yeah, it did make it awkward when they asked for orgasm juice this morning, but I was more talking about the other stuff.”
  - “One taste of practice parenting, and you two will be so hot to have sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “I murdered Charles this weekend.”
  - “Now that I have the taste for blood, - I can't stop murdering.”
- Racism & slurs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Just explain the deep-rooted institutionalized racism that remains pervasive in this country to this day.”
  - “Racism, racism - I'm hanging up.”

## S4 E17 — Cop-Con
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0417.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “You mean, like a sexy librarian? No, a regular one.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “You can't come in because Amy's naked and she's embarrassed of her weird body.”
  - “I had to wear my underwear for flexibility.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - “Last year, Amy got so drunk, she jumped a police horse into the pool.”
  - “Disco lights, sound system, and beer cooler.”
  - “Our beer is dying to get inside.”
  - “Oh, wait, hungover.”
  - “Now when people think of the Nine-Nine, they'll think of, um oh, Detective Diaz filling an iron with tequila.”
  - “So I could make tequila steam.”

## S4 E18 — Chasing Amy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0418.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Isn't she great? We used to have sex, you know.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “You're a murderer! Listen, you gotta get over it.”

## S4 E19 — Your Honor
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0419.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “both: What? I know you're sleeping with George.”
  - “I'm sex positive.”
  - “Look, I know it must have been upsetting to find out about your mom's, mm, how you say sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “We could get one of those spot-the-difference arcade games with pictures of naked ladies.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Just accidentally slashed it with my knife.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Is there anyone who knew you'd be out? The people who were with me at wine club.”
  - “Oh my, I just remembered, Carol Spitzheim's house was broken into several months ago, also during wine club.”

## S4 E20 — The Slaughterhouse
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0420.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Honestly! Ginger ale! So a guy got stabbed at 3rd and Union.”
  - “You think you can do that? Can a paring knife remove a human heart - in under a minute? - Yes, I've seen it happen.”
  - “Before we take Ocampo over to the Slaughterhouse, I just wanted to make sure you were okay, 'cause you are sharpening that knife very intensely.”
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - “Don't you push my desk, you basic bitch! Guys, enough.”
  - “Son of a bitch.”
  - “Ah! Damn it.”
  - “Floppy Foot's a cop? Crap, that's Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins.”
  - “Well, this sucks.”
  - “Golden Gang? Damn.”
  - “I hate that crap.”
  - “Look, I know it sucks there's only one spot, but working for Hawkins is my dream.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Every Sunday after church, Scully and I have dinner together at Wing Sluts.”

## S4 E21 — The Bank Job
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0421.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Normally, I'd say we'd report this to Internal Affairs - And twirl back.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - “Okay, here are the ground rules: You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair, I am a-ok being stabbed, biting and scratching are on the table, - you can use fire.”
  - “Everybody down! - [guns cocking.]”
  - “You just take one of their guys and beat him to a pulp in front of them.”
  - “Oh, my God, you really punched me.”
  - “Punch me really hard in the stomach.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “But that rule is negotiable if the kids a dick.”
  - “It sucks, and Maryland is a giant pile of garbage.”
  - “Okay, so we beat the crap out of my fiancé.”
  - “These are the ground rules? Is there anything off limits? Damn, man.”
  - “What the hell? Is she drinking coffee? Boyle, no.”
  - “What? NYPD, put down your weapons! - Oh! - What the hell? - What is happening? - We're at the wrong bank.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “We can make fake cocaine for ourselves - out of vitamin B powder.”
  - “If she gets wasted, maybe she'll get sloppy and start talking.”
  - “It's called a bottle of whiskey.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Why do you even own that? I was banned from Wing Sluts for using too much sauce, so I got it to sneak past the hostess.”

## S4 E22 — Crime & Punishment
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0422.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “"One more 'but' and you're contempt," name of your sex tape.”
  - “Sharon thinks they're sexy.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “[gun cocks.]”
  - “He did the gun cock.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “[gun cocks.]”
  - “He did the gun cock.”
  - “You need to get your crap in order.”
  - “I think those bastards killed them.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “I'll have the Mid-Week Potato Leak soup, and he'll have a "There's Work Tomorrow So Be Cool Frozen Margarita.”
  - “Let's order a round of "Hey, Hey, It's Light Beer, Light Beer" and get into it.”

## S5 E1 — 1. The Big House, Part 1
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0501.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “"I can't find anything and I don't know what to do": - title of your sex tape.”
  - “Are they sexual in nature? - Crazy sexual.”
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - “Hello, sir, what brings you to the fence today? Just here to stab you if you get too close.”
  - “(MOUTHS WORD) How are you gonna do it? Shiv him, shank him, stab him? Are those different? Oh, boy.”
  - “Why would it? But if we murder him, there's gonna be an investigation, and that could bring a lot of heat - down on you, you know? - I can see that.”
  - “Beef Baby's out for blood.”
  - “Tank said Wilson beats up inmates, so all I have to do is get him to attack me and then file a complaint with the prison board.”
  - “Hey, I've never been beaten up by a prison guard before.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “I don't want commissary soups, - you stupid little bitch boy.”
  - “Get me picante beef, bitch boy.”
  - “I'm bleeding because my piece-of-crap son-in-law bit me.”
  - “You're damn right I did.”
  - “What's up? What the hell are these? I found them - doing a sweep of your bunks.”
  - “And not once, - in all of that time, Beefy - It's just "Beefy" now? Have I ever seen anything as disrespectful as a cop coming into my prison telling me how to eat my soups! But damn!”
  - “Can I ask what this Wilson did - to deserve this? - He beat the crap out of me.”

## S5 E2 — 2. The Big House, Part 2
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0502.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “You better sleep with one eye open.”
  - “Unless he's just having sex no, but he's a huge homophobe.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.”
  - “One night, when I was philandering, Crystal caught me kissing Jamie-Lynn's heavy breasts.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “I was cheating on her with a waitress from Wing Sluts named Jamie-Lynn.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “We just have to staple a picture of your corpse to it.”
  - “Now I was thinking, specifically, I'd be great in and around the world of drugs, because, let's be honest: I'm not great at murder.”
  - “If you wanna kill him, you're gonna have to kill me first, because friendship Oh, my God, he stabbed me, Jake! Everybody, get on the ground! - Now! - You're next, Peralta.”
  - “Ah, no need for the gun.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “What's up? I'm busy, bitch.”
  - “Go from bitch to boss, as it were.”
  - “And I don't wanna piss off Glen.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “I was worried you were still a cop, but what kind of cop does that much meth? Well, no, no, not meth.”
  - “Yeah, that's meth.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “I was cheating on her with a waitress from Wing Sluts named Jamie-Lynn.”

## S5 E3 — 3. Kicks
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0503.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Sex with you, just, us doing sex with foreplay.”
  - “And sex with Amy.”
  - ALL: “To sex with Amy! Sorry.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “(SIGHS) I'll wait for you to not be naked.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “He's cheating on me.”
  - “Or maybe it could be Pimento wasn't cheating on you.”
- Violence & injury — 8 moment(s)
  - “I'm back and I'm ready for a case, so what do you got? A murder? A sui? A murder-sui? They often follow one another.”
  - “Ooh, maybe you've got an avunculicide up in there? The murder of an uncle.”
  - “'Cause I knew if I did, I would stab you in the face.”
  - “So is this a sexy stab in the face? Or an angry stab in the face? - (KNIFE CLATTERS) - Don't play dumb with me.”
  - “Did you also see where it states, "If you fail the evaluation, you will be suspended"? I would have to take your gun and badge.”
  - “(KNIFE CLATTERS) I have no idea what she's gonna do but that's the safest way to give Rosa advice.”
  - “Here's your blood back.”
  - “Well, in that case, I guess you should have your blood back too.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - “Bitches be crazy, is that what you're saying, Terry? What? No, no.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I wasted a year on Chiaki.”

## S5 E4 — 4. HalloVeen
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0504.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “"I'm so confused I don't know what's happening right now," - title of your sex tape.”
  - “" I'm definitely gonna cry," Title of your sex tape.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “Right, I forgot you were maybe a male prostitute.”
  - “I was definitely a male prostitute, but I don't do that profession anymore.”
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - “You're just some common bitch.”
  - “Which means that Amy took Cheddar! Where is my dog? Aren't you standing right next to him? This bitch? Please.”
  - “Use your key to open the safe and act like a dick about it? Yes, obviously that's what I'm gonna do, Rosa.”
  - “" JK, so happy for you bitches.”
  - “Hell yeah, it was.”
  - “You're all so damn smug.”
  - “Damn it, you know me so well.”
  - “I guess my response is, - rot in hell, crap-face! - [GASPS.]”
- Slut-shaming — 4 moment(s)
  - “Yeah, you guys may be champs, but this year this year belongs to The Tramps.”
  - “Let's go, Tramps.”
  - “Oh, nothing can stop this Tramp train.”
  - “I am a Tramp.”

## S5 E5 — 5. Bad Beat
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0505.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “I more meant the living in my mom's basement virgin vibe.”
  - “You added the virgin, but I like it.”
  - “Title of your sex tape.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Yes, but you have a rather unfortunate tell: your right breast.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Isn't she a Murder truck? That's the truck from the Tinga Time Taco murders! Yes, two brothers were using a taco truck to move heroin and then were killed by the cartel - that supplied them.”
  - “Can we talk about the murder truck we just purchased with our very hard-earned money? Oh, Amy, wait till you see her.”
  - “The cartel who did the taco truck murders ripped apart the truck, because there was heroin still inside it.”
  - “And now, Peralta, say the following I'm coming in under the gun, and I've 15k behind.”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - “Why's that, Terry? - 'Cause he's a dick.”
  - “Terry: You're a dick! Yeah.”
  - “Holy crap, this is gonna take all day.”
  - “Oh, well, that sucks.”
  - “Hot damn! Peralta, say "hot damn.”
  - “" - Hot damn! - Now you say it.”
  - And - Holt: “What the hell? - Got it.”
  - “Got a lot of money riding on the NLCS, whatever the hell that is.”
  - “I'm about to crap the bed.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Isn't she a Murder truck? That's the truck from the Tinga Time Taco murders! Yes, two brothers were using a taco truck to move heroin and then were killed by the cartel - that supplied them.”
  - “The cartel who did the taco truck murders ripped apart the truck, because there was heroin still inside it.”

## S5 E6 — 6. The Venue
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0506.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “And then we wait, so as not to seem too aggressive No, he sent us a picture of his penis! - [gasps.]”
  - “Either you break up with her Or we send her the penis pics even the one next to the I'm guessing, a mini soda can? - Nah, it was regular size.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “I can't believe that bastard is cheating on nice Jean.”
  - “See? Okay, so the Vulture is cheating on Jean Munhroe, which totally tracks, because he is the epitome of awful.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Devil can't stare if the devil's got tears in her eyes and blood in her ears.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “You saved Peanut Butter, even though he's a dick.”
  - “He is a dick.”
  - “Her name is Jean Munhroe, and we complete the living hell out of each other sometimes twice a night.”
  - “Time to enter the den of bastards who deserve to die.”
  - “" Both: Damn, Jean.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “I designed you a signature cocktail.”
  - “You're Valerie? Ah, I can't believe I actually wasted my sweet dong snaps on you bozos.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Let's go talk to that spineless skank.”

## S5 E7 — 7. Two Turkeys
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0507.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “I bet you never even had sex.”
  - “Oh, I've had sex.”
  - “What is happening right now? Roger's really good at sex too.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “My mom brought a passive-aggressive turkey and we all saw your dad's penis through his undies.”
  - “I was just feeling insecure because 'Cause I gave Jake the watch? I was gonna say because you saw my penis through my underpants, but the watch, yeah, sure.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “Jake, your remembering when he used to pretend to golf so that he could spend his Sunday's cheating on me.”
  - “Ava's birthday/Thanksgiving dinner's a high-caloric affair.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “All the murder weapons were sex toys.”
  - “They're still cleaning up all the blood.”
  - “He used to flip out on me when I beat him at Adult Clue.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “My son is a basic bitch.”
  - “Damn, that was impressive.”
  - “In fact, they're gonna be joyous as hell.”
  - “Who sucks at carving turkey, thinks their rum is good when it's bad? You.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “The wine is in the fridge.”
  - “Who wants more wine? No, no, no, no, no more for me.”
  - “Do you think if I got my parents drunk every day when I was a kid they would have stayed together and we would have had a happy family? - Probably.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “My dad's a selfish drunken slut - and my mom's a flighty weirdo.”

## S5 E8 — 8. Return to Skyfire
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0508.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “You hate them for sleeping with your wife.”
  - “Yes, sweets? Did you sleep with D.”
  - “Don't know what? Uh, how to do Sex good.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “He was talking about his penis.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “The man can tell how long a corpse had been decomposing just by studying the maggots inside.”
  - “Who betrays his bloodline - How could he? - To marry a Cloud Princess - He did it for love.”
  - “Cousins, right? Okay, before we get technical, let's talk a bit about the history of blood.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “" Let's go take this son of a bitch down! Mr.”
  - “I can never get into any of this crap.”
  - “Nobody sucks up like a Boyle.”
  - “I can't believe it! Now I'm out $1/2 million! What am I supposed to do now? Write another "Compendium of Beasts"? Do you have any idea how hard it is to find enough interns to slap that crap together?”
  - “Terry's writing sucks.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “I kept reading it because it's so good! Rosa, you did get hooked, you big nerd! This heroine is my heroin.”
  - “Whoa, look at this place! Ooh, they're selling moss wine.”

## S5 E9 — 9. 99
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0509.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “We are the cow insemination kings of Central Texas.”
  - “Then how come everyone cries during sex? I'm already seeing somebody, Boyle.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “If we get rescued right now and there's no traffic at the airport and the van return goes smoothly and Security's super chill about all the guns we have, we could still make it.”
  - “Over here is the elevator where McClane put the "now I have a machine gun, ho, ho, ho" down.”
  - “Captain, punch it.”
  - “Why are you not punching it? - I'm not comfortable operating this vehicle at a speed greater than the prevailing road and traffic conditions.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “He was fun to have a beer with.”
  - “There's nobody in this department I wanna have a beer with anymore.”
  - “We just wasted ten minutes for no reason.”
  - “A mimosa! Made with First Class Champagne.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I thought it was just racism.”

## S5 E10 — Game Night
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0510.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “Why'd you leave the table? If we go to the bathroom at the same time, they're gonna think we're hooking up since apparently we're dating now.”
  - “I'm bi-sexual.”
  - “I mean, not "bi," but bye! I mean, see ya! I mean, have fun only having sex with men.”
  - “Man, I miss the Sex Crimes Unit.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “My nipple tripled in size and I wanna know - if it's good or bad.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “What a bitch, right? [LAUGHS.]”
  - “Still sucks, though.”
  - “Still sucks.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Hey, do you seriously only have two wine glasses? - Yeah.”
  - “Rosa, I broke both your wine glasses and your fridge door and your bathroom.”

## S5 E11 — The Favor
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0511.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Back to no let's just not talk about our sex lives.”
  - “Those cats are having sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Wow, you didn't even say "breast.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “Where we slept with the same prostitute.”
  - “Where we didn't sleep with the same prostitute.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “He only wants to use the block party as a cover for something criminal: a robbery, a murder, or something worse.”
  - “I guess I'll take the knife out of my pants.”
  - “Then Tom Cruise hang glides in with a machine gun and he's like, "This is my party now!" [MIMICS GUNFIRE.]”
  - “They might just lightly beat him up, so we could do nothing.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “Anyway, I was waiting in his favorite car, a white 1980 Rolls-Royce, but he was taking forever, so I decided to go catch a matinee of "Suicide Squad.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Rap is here And he will drink three beers I wish he would turn the radio down.”
  - “Now, how do we expect Kyle to transfer the bug to Seamus? I got him a very expensive bottle of whiskey to give to his uncle as a gift.”

## S5 E12 — Safe House
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0512.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “So I'm like, what? And I was like, bitch, I'm not gonna sleep with you just because you promised to take me to the Bahamas.”
  - “I came alone title of my sex tape.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “The trackers are in your shoes, underwear, and wallet.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Hey, my girlfriend's a hairdresser! And you cheated on your ex-wife with her.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “You're right, it's extreme of me to try to prevent my husband from being shot in the face.”
  - “Ah, Detective Peralta, how are things going with Kevin, the love of my life? Wait, why are you here at this late hour? And whose blood is that? - Okay, I get it.”
  - “He had a gun, Jake.”
  - “If you're going to do a throat punch, it is key that you say something cool afterwards like, "choke on that.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “And I've killed myself.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “So I'm like, what? And I was like, bitch, I'm not gonna sleep with you just because you promised to take me to the Bahamas.”
  - “This place is a hell-mouth.”
  - “Damn it! Next time, sit on a pie when we can enjoy it, Scully.”
  - “Oh, damn it, peeling out.”
  - “But don't worry I'll creep them right the hell out of here.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Can I tell you the craziest story? One time I was like so drunk And this meathead comes up to me.”

## S5 E13 — The Negotiation
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0513.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “And he immediately had a sex scandal.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “"My Bare Lady"? I'm assuming it's a "My Fair Lady" porn parody.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Two liars lying to each other until one liar stands too close to the window and gets shot in the head.”
  - “Again! You know what? Why don't we try this: Why don't you just take that knife, put it to my throat, and finish the job! - Huh? - Do I look like Jake to you? - What? - Do I look like Jake to you? - No, not at all.”
  - “I felt good 'cause the knife But you smushed the bread! It's too smushy! Again.”
  - “I mean, gun range.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Two years ago before I went straight, I stole a car from a drug dealer.”

## S5 E14 — The Box
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0514.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Everyone who loves you will leave, and you will die alone! And at that time, it will be your head that a bear has sex with! [snorts.]”
- Violence & injury — 12 moment(s)
  - “Mm, the dentist who murdered someone.”
  - “But we have no murder weapon, no witnesses, and you really didn't find any usable forensic evidence? The body was discovered rotting in the Pine Barrens.”
  - “You're really just gonna blow past the bear semen detail? I imagine a bear mistook the rotting corpse for a female of its species and had intercourse with it.”
  - “So, shall we recap the night that Robert Tupper was murdered Friday the 22nd? I believe you were the last person to see him alive, correct? No.”
  - “So, the night of the murder, you met with Robert in the surgical suite.”
  - “I can tell you anything you want to know about "three-toed slow-ths" and I got you to say you knew where the body was found, which kinda seems like something only the murderer would've known.”
  - “Man, this guy is a good murderer! There's got to be some way to break him.”
  - “It had undergone industrial sterilization to remove all traces of blood and DNA.”
  - “There must have been blood everywhere, but you got lucky.”
  - “From "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out.”
  - “I beat him every time.”
  - “You just punch him when he gets dizzy.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “Poor son of a bitch.”
  - “Let's break this son of a bitch! [tense music.]”
  - “Oh, no, Peralta, what are you doing? Guess what, you dick? I just got off the phone with Vernon PD.”
  - “Oh, damn! - Hello, Kevin.”
  - “Oh, damn! - It's under my name, H-O-L [upbeat music.]”
  - “Can I talk to you outside for a sec? What the hell are you doing in there? You totally undermined me.”
  - “No, it could've been a squatter or a hunter or a squatting hunter, not all hunters have homes Peralta's point is, legally, he can say whatever the hell he wants - in an interrogation.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I didn't want to drive drunk, so I took a cab.”

## S5 E15 — The Puzzle Master
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0515.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Or in his case, that super sexy V muscle that I don't understand how to tone.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “I also solved a murder.”
  - “Yeah, we all solve murders, but you, you let Hitchcock borrow a pair of your socks, because his somehow disintegrated.”
  - “We found a smoking gun.”

## S5 E16 — NutriBoom
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0516.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “I'm sure it's not a sex toy.”
  - “Pilates is the name of my most recent sexual partner.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “People think she's been murdered.”
  - “This just became a murder case.”
  - “Look, we have reason to believe David Stovelman murdered his wife, Debbie.”

## S5 E17 — Dfw
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0517.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 7 moment(s)
  - “Aw, you guys are gonna have sex for the first time.”
  - “The one parent-teacher conference my dad went to, he had sex with my teacher on top of the diorama I made of the first Thanksgiving.”
  - “He came to visit once, and hooked up with my mom's entire book club.”
  - “But scamming restaurants and hooking up with street performers, she is 100% my dad.”
  - “Did you have sex with this silver man? - Did you cheat on me? - We were broken up.”
  - “I'll have you know Amy and I do sex 24-sevs, 369.”
  - “Now, where could he be? Why are we going home? We haven't even done the "Sex and the City" tour.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “And you cheated on me like ten times when we were dating.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Also, I slapped a stewardess, real hard.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “Then this weird-ass lady comes up to me, and I'm like, bitch, you're trying to tell me your kid doesn't like the smell of cotton candy? Right, but the only thing I don't get is why they would handcuff you for vaping.”
  - “He's a dick.”
  - “Six! Captain, if you wanted to be healthier, why not come to me? I'm ripped as hell.”
  - “What the hell, man? You're the one who flew me out here and begged me to bring her back to Dallas.”
  - “Oh, no, that sucks.”
  - “I'd love to see her, like, once a year for an afternoon, or - Oh, crap.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “Ten if you count the time he sent his co-pilot Steve to hang out with me, 'cause he was too hungover.”
  - “So, what are you drinking? I'll have a margarita.”
  - “But, like, a skinny margarita.”
  - “So, like, tequila, lime, and a tiny splash of agave.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “What's that now? - One more time? You think I'm gonna let my skank parole officer stand in the way of true love? Kurt! He seems like a cool guy.”

## S5 E18 — Gray Star Mutual
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0518.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Oh, is that right, Jake? Are we still friends? If that's the case, then when did I lose my virginity? Oh, man, you've told us so many intense graphic sex stories.”
  - “That's not how holes work title of your sex tape Charles, look, you're gonna find your way out of this, I swear.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - The trick on that: “head-butt him in the penis, push him over a cliff.”
  - “I'm so glad he didn't head-butt me in the penis.”
  - “Cosplay-butts-n-boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Witness me, blood bag! Hold on tight! [tires screeching.]”
  - “Oh, I thought you were reaching for a gun.”
  - “This is much worse than a gun.”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - “Move your ass, you old bitch! - What is happening? We have to get there by 7:00 when they lift the parking restrictions.”
  - “What the hell do you want, Troy? You stole my spot, you son of a bitch! Oh, go on, get out of here.”
  - “Get the hell out of the way! [horn honking, Jake screaming.]”
  - “That bastard Troy.”
  - “I have some hard questions for that rice pudding bastard.”
  - “What the hell? How come I didn't know? I thought we were supposed to be friends.”
  - “You should call them crap balls, man! Oh, my food tastes like crap? Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop.”
  - “Stay down! - Damn, sarge.”
  - “We're gonna talk about them, because while wearing a wedding dress, you leapt over a couch, sprinted down an alley, and jumped off a car to subdue the crap out of a perp like you were Wonder Woman.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “1 Hey, Charles, want to grab a beer before you go home? - Ooh, a yeast feast.”

## S5 E19 — Bachelor/ette Party
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0519.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 7 moment(s)
  - “All right, let's go! Never have I ever had sex in the back of a car.”
  - “Kylie, you're telling me you had sex in the back of a car? Actually, it was a school bus, on the way back from Model U.”
  - “Never have I ever had a one-night stand with a guy from a band.”
  - “Kevin got me quite horny this morning.”
  - “You guys, I can't have some rando one-night stand at my wedding.”
  - “But why don't we take this map and this sextant and chart a course to the restaurant? Title of your sex-tant tape.”
  - “Title of your sex-tant tape.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 7 moment(s)
  - “Sharon gave me permission to get wasted.”
  - “People love seeing large groups of drunk men wearing those.”
  - “Look, we've done like nine rounds of this, and you haven't drunk once.”
  - “I don't want fanny granola! I want steaks and whiskey! Is this whole night just gonna be puzzles? - Good question.”
  - “We're having a drunken adventure! Really? Okay.”
  - “I'm very intoxicated.”
  - “…hired him to play at my wedding, stolen a legally binding contract from him, jumped on a bar and dumped booze on everyone, fallen off the bar, probably given myself a concussion [SLAMS TABLE.]”

## S5 E20 — Show Me Going
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0520.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Man, soundboard Holt is so horny.”
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Ah! - Ooh! Oh, my God, they're in a penis punch 69!”
  - “I'm so sorry, how's your penis? Sore.”
  - “They glorify family and loyalty and big, hard boobs on both men and women.”
  - “It's like, "Hey, whose bra is that in the back seat of my dad's car? I'm sure it just blew in there on accident.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “" Oh! So much porn! Probably should've been more specific.”
  - “" More porn.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “During a training exercise, I shot him with a rubber bullet and somehow it got underneath his goggles and hit him in the eye.”
  - “He's signing out body armor and a long gun.”
  - “Anyways, thanks for the gun.”
  - “What if I cut myself? Just to let some of the blood out? I'm sorry, but I can't stay here all day.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “I'm a little worried they're not gonna be able You son of a bitch! Okay, we're a go.”
  - “Come on! Flush, you stupid son of a bitch! Ah! Wow.”
  - “Bitches really do be crazy.”
  - “Boomer Maxwell! - Oh! - Damn! Boomer Maxwell? What kind of name is that? Is he a football player and/or Rugrat? Dude, he's an NYPD legend.”
  - “Damn, that is so cool.”
  - “Hello? You know what, I'm trying to keep this line open, so I don't have time for your bull crap.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I just want to get a beer.”

## S5 E21 — White Whale
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0521.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Is there a tab for sex stuff? Several.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “I am just so tired of being treated - like the enemy - Hey, Hitchcock? Your penis is hanging out.”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - “Now, let's roll out, you friggin' dick! Wait, you don't have to cuss at me, man.”
  - “And he used the wrong "you're" - and the wrong "too"! - Son of a bitch! Ugh! Damn it, he still smells great.”
  - “My groom gut is a fancy bitch.”
  - “Come with me and I'll cuss at you all day long, you big piece of crap.”
  - “Well, our only lead turned to crap.”
  - “Damn it, I wish there was some way to know if that peculiar man was Sergio.”
  - “What? - No! - You're young and smart and progressive and a hell of a lot better than John Kelly.”
  - “Damn it! He's getting away again.”
  - “What the hell were you thinking? You're lucky you just dislocated your knee.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “He's a ruthless killer who built a meth empire.”
  - “I got my groom gut to agree to a more basic wine package.”
  - “We're drinking the wine with the foot on the label, but it's a huge savings and we can make up the rest if we just assemble the gift bags ourselves.”

## S5 E22 — Jake & Amy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0522.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Just kind of sexy if you think about it.”
  - “Do you think he has a shrine of photos of me with the eyes scratched out? Let's not rule out the very real possibility that it's entirely sexual.”
  - “Title of my sex tape! - What? Whoo! Yeah whoo all right.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “You sell me horse blood? - No.”
  - “Would you like to buy horse blood? No.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “But if you don't, I will kill myself.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “The universe is a dick.”
  - “Foxy as hell.”
  - “Must be someone I put away who's hell-bent on revenge.”
  - “I have a bad side? Oh, damn, you didn't know? All right, can we just focus on finding the veil? Really, it's not a big deal.”
  - “Damn it, New York.”
  - “But, look, I know it seems like everything sucks, but why don't we just get married tomorrow? You know, we won't have a venue or a band or any of our guests, but we could go to city hall.”

## S6 E1 — 1. Honeymoon
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0601.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “I've never had sex outside the United States.”
  - “We let Holt go, I have sex with Holly Gennaro but hotter.”
  - “The squad handles the captain, or disbands, whatever, we have sex again Okay, stop suggesting that.”
  - “For sexy reasons? - Yes.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “My mom was cheating on your dad, so I told her she had to break it off.”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - “This one says, "What's up, beaches?" Instead of "bitches" for humor reasons.”
  - “So you're not just going to the Berkshires anymore? Screw that crap hole.”
  - “Gina, what the hell? New phone, who dis? You can't do that in person.”
  - “In first grade, I was passed over for line leader, and I'm still pissed.”
  - “Ah, damn it.”
  - “Sarge, I keep getting calls about my drug case from What the hell is going on? Nothing.”
  - “Charles, what are you doing? Damn it, Gina.”
  - “Going over the commissioner and threatening the mayor, sir? Don't you think that'll piss him off? I don't give a hoot.”
  - “Was Kelly pissed? - Very much so.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Okay, so you know that meth case I've been working on for the last two months? The Department of Sanitation police want to poach it from me, because the drugs were found in a dumpster.”
  - “Margarita? - Yes, I would love one.”
  - “How dare you call Jake selfish? He just wasted his entire honeymoon trying to take care of you while you wallowed in your misery like a little baby.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Is the pineapple the slut, or is it calling someone else a slut? Clearly the pineapple is the slut.”

## S6 E2 — 2. Hitchcock & Scully
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0602.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “My testes no longer make sperm.”
  - “Seems pretty clear-cut, but then why would IA reopen the case? Unless they think it's some sort of "Freaky Friday" situation and you guys traded places with horny singles in your area.”
  - “It's just a sketchy old sex van.”
  - “I'm just a sucker, trapped in a creepy sex van.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “Scully and Hitchcock just got a call from Internal Affairs.”
  - “Internal Affairs isn't actually investigating your case.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “How was that? Like watching a corpse wash up on shore, lifeless.”
  - “What is that? - Our guns! NYPD! You're under arrest! [SCREAMS.]”
  - “"Top Gun" is crushing the box office, and the Beastie Boys have just been issued - their "License to Ill.”
  - “But my gut tells me there's a smoking gun in here.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “We were working organized crime, and we took down a mafia boss, Gio Costa, for running cocaine.”
- Slut-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - “You guys go all the way down to Marine Park for wings? There's a waitress there who always gives us an extra drumstick - in our slut bucket.”
  - “Yeah, we never spoke, but if she put an extra wing in our slut bucket, it meant everything was okay.”

## S6 E3 — 3. The Tattler
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0603.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “He lost his virginity when he was 12 years old.”
  - “Probably 'cause he was shooting a beer commercial where the whole plot was that everyone wanted to sleep with him.”
  - “It's a sexy nickname.”
  - “It was not a sexy nickname! It was a scarlet letter, and it ruined my senior year, but luckily, I'm over all that now.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Well, then prepare for me to murder your parents right in front of your face.”
  - “Ancient Boyles believed that suspending yourself by your feet forces your blood to the decision center of your brain.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “He asked me to ditch class one day with him and his buddies, steal a school van, and go get drunk at his parents' cabin, but the day before we were supposed to go, someone ratted Brandon out, and he got suspended!”
  - “Gina I think your talents might be wasted at the Nine-Nine.”
  - “You know, tonight I realized that my talents are being wasted at the Nine-Nine.”

## S6 E4 — 4. Four Movements
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0604.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Would you be willing to murder Kevin, the love of your life? Yes.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “You would take the losers side, Jeffords, you bitch.”
  - “What's going on? See? She doesn't even give a damn.”
  - “I'm scared as hell.”
  - “All right, guys, let's get in there and support the hell out of Gina.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “The game you love is racist - and you're complicit.”

## S6 E5 — 5. A Tale of Two Bandits
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0605.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “What's four-drink Amy again? - Why don't you come over here - and find out? - Right, Horny Amy.”
  - “I'm an adult woman who's horny all the time.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Although there is a murderer on the loose, 'cause Kevin Goldman is killing those dance moves! Get it, Kevin! That's the floss.”
  - “Charles, what should I say? That I got shot in the face.”
  - “I'm back on the force! Give me a gun.”
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - “You son of a bitch.”
  - “Get ready for the back draft, bitch.”
  - “That's what he told you last time too, before he screwed you over.”
  - “A place where everybody knows your name is hell.”
  - “You're describing hell.”
  - “Doug Judy, he's smushing on the beach Don't try and duet with me, you bastard.”
  - “Okay, damn, you got a lot of real good examples off the top of your head.”
  - “Damn, sir, you took that Charbonnay to the house.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “The only wine they serve is from the Delaware Water Gap.”

## S6 E6 — 6. The Crime Scene
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0606.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Sexual intercourse.”
- Violence & injury — 12 moment(s)
  - “" I'm sorry, don't stab me.”
  - “Well, let's get into this murder.”
  - “Our Vic had a party three nights before the murder.”
  - “The victim was stabbed 30 times.”
  - “on Sunday, and within the hour, he was murdered.”
  - “The coffee guy was - Assaulting your head? - What is going on up there? - Is it bad? Before I answer that question, do you currently have a knife on you? - Yeah, several.”
  - “That's a bloody pizza pie.”
  - “Smeared blood across the entire apartment.”
  - “Is this dope enough for you? I mean, it's a bloody robot, Rosa.”
  - “It's kind of like arriving at summer camp, except the lake is full of blood and your bunk mate is dead.”
  - “Cast-off pattern on the far wall suggests upward knife slices.”
  - “Three disgusting bloodstains.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “That son of a bitch! [cool music.]”
  - “Oh, this sick bastard.”
  - “I guess it really does take your closest friends to make you realize that you have crap friends that are idiots and are dumb and idiots! I'm solving this.”
  - “You look like crap.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Is this about weed? - Should it be? No? You delivered food to the guy in this apartment at 6:40 p.”

## S6 E7 — 7. The Honeypot
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0607.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “He is the world's most boring sex spy, and he's here to infiltrate the Nine-Nine.”
  - “"Munkensmat"? - Sexy, right? In Munkensmat, you get rid of all personal possessions - except one.”
  - “What? The plan was for me to weaken your defenses with my brazen sexuality.”
  - “Okay, I am actually starting to hear the sex talk now.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “You can either have them murdered - Not an option.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Cocktail napkin from my first date with Genevieve, joy.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - So looks like Operation: “Nasty is a full-on success, huh? You mean Operation: Nasty Sex Slut.”

## S6 E8 — 8. He Said, She Said
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0608.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 5/5, language 2/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - “Is that what happened, sir? Was he struck by a goose? He was actually struck by a female coworker who claims he attempted to sexually assault her.”
  - “Now due to the sensitive subject matter, I think it makes sense to partner Peralta with Me? Because I'm the best at sex? No, Hitchcock.”
  - “Brennan is claiming she attacked you in self-defense after you sexually assaulted her.”
  - “Haggerty for sexual assault.”
  - “Because that would mean letting a sexual assaulter go free.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Apparently, a 38-year-old investment banker was admitted last night with a broken penis.”
  - “Get to the bottom of this broken penis.”
  - “And you're wrong because he was clearly driving his Bentley naked, tried to pee out the window, and was then struck by a goose on the wang.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “I don't think he's even ever bought a prostitute before.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “What about the fact that this corpse is 71 inches tall when the Disco Strangler was 76? He shrank over time.”
  - “I hunted him for years and finally caught him and put an end to his bloodlust.”
  - “In some sick way, I am who I am because of Ernest Zumowski - AKA - ALL: The Disco Strangler.”
  - “I have made love to many, but the Disco Strangler is over 80.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Anyone care to wager a guess as to how this happened? Yeah, I bet he dipped it in a pile of cocaine, got it real numb, and then hit a croquet ball with it.”
  - “And last night Beefer invited everybody over for whiskey and cigars, and I wasn't included.”
  - “…I mean, is not hanging out with Beefer really a punishment, per se? Yeah, but if I'm not at Beefer's for whiskey and cigars, then I don't get invited to Vegas with Slurpie and Trundle, and I'm definitely not at…”

## S6 E9 — 9. The Golden Child
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0609.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I do, and you should see her heavy, feminine breasts, with their perfectly placed nipples.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Apparently he has the cleanest blood they've ever seen.”
  - “Then I could send in Ricki Sheetz, DJ by night, gun smuggler by later night.”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - “Son of a bitch.”
  - “Just tell us, bitch.”
  - “It is gonna hurt like hell.”
  - “Now throw them away! What the hell? I wrote notes in the margin.”
  - “Come on, let's go help the bastard.”
  - “You think you're better than me? Oh, damn.”
  - “You're pissing me off, Boyle! Ah, and he's back! Hold on to that aggression.”
  - “Alfonso started telling me about all the crazy crap you guys pulled in there.”
  - “Damn, you're right.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “The guy who was dealing that toxic batch of meth? Yeah, and he refuses to name his supplier.”
  - “Sorry, folks, we've discovered a large quantity of cocaine in Lieutenant Santiago's desk.”
  - “So what you're saying is, you're not addicted to cocaine? Amy, it's me.”

## S6 E10 — Gintars
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0610.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 5/5, language 2/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Nikolaj is my sex result.”
  - “Oh, yeah? Well, I walk your sex result to school every morning.”
  - “That sounds weirdly sexy.”
- Nudity & bodies — 8 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Mutilated penis? Ye p.”
  - “I am so sorry about your penis.”
  - “The nipple may fall off.”
  - “It's full naked.”
  - “Have you ever seen the show "Shark Tank"? Latvian "Shark Tank" is all nude.”
  - “Wonderfuls naked on a big leather couch.”
  - “"Caution: Do not wear near women who are pregnant - or breast-feeding.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - “So I'm positive the murder happened inside this apartment, but CSI could find no traces of blood.”
  - “Well, according to my timeline, this is the only place the murder could have happened.”
  - “Chill out, bro! It's not gun.”
  - “They can detect trace amounts of blood, even if it's been cleaned with bleach.”
  - “So I understand you have a potential crime scene, and you'd like to find some blood.”

## S6 E11 — The Therapist
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0611.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 7 moment(s)
  - “" Are you in denial? No, I am not, and before you say anything, I don't want to sleep with my mom either.”
  - “" I mean I don't want to sleep with my mom, okay? I know this is the wrong takeaway from this case board, but I really love the new yarn you're using.”
  - “I bet he was sleeping with Susan.”
  - “"How to Please Your Wife: 100 Tips to Take Your Sex Life from Blah to Ahhhh.”
  - “Hey, Sarge, I heard you need some sex tips.”
  - “Did you know that I have a tendency - to be unconsciously sexual? - Yes.”
  - “What? That was sexual? - Which part? - All of the parts! All right, you stay here.”
- Affairs / cheating — 3 moment(s)
  - “Therapists are always having affairs with their patients.”
  - “So why did you kill them? Well, because they were gonna tell people about my affair with Susan and ruin my career.”
  - “Who's Jocelyn? Is Rosa cheating on me? Oh, my No, that was a joke.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Are you normally so cavalier around murder investigations? Yes, we see a lot of darkness in our line of work, and humor is one of our coping mechanisms.”
  - “Kind of weird to give someone a sombrero when you're about to murder them.”
  - “Tate's the murderer? He already knew where the bathroom was.”
  - “Wow, that is cold-blooded, but I got to hand it to you, it's a pretty dope kill line.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “What about when you were held at gunpoint and had to write your own suicide note? Oh, that was crazy.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Or when you were falsely accused of bank robbery - and went to prison? - Was that a big deal? You joined a gang and tried meth! I didn't want to be anyone's bitch.”
  - “I'm cured! Anyway, deuces, Doc! I've got you now, you son of a bitch.”
  - “Damn it, Hitchcock, we talked about this.”
  - “Damn it, he's still here.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Or when you were falsely accused of bank robbery - and went to prison? - Was that a big deal? You joined a gang and tried meth! I didn't want to be anyone's bitch.”
  - “Was he drunk? - One can only assume.”

## S6 E12 — Casecation
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0612.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Title of your sex tape.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Apparently, the bullet went straight through his nipple.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “So have you ever heard of a guy named Bruno Rojas? Yeah, big guy in the Colombian cartel, right? He was, until he got shot in the chest yesterday by his top lieutenant.”
  - “Sure, but is this really how you want her to remember you? - As a murderer?”
  - “Cold-blooded but fair.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'm gonna eat you alive, you dumb son of a bitch.”

## S6 E13 — The Bimbo
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0613.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “I watched a ton of horny '80s comedies when I was a kid, and they're filled with ways of getting back at mean deans.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I call shotgun! - Shotgun! Also, I sold the teppanyaki grill and used the money to turn the briefing room into the lunch zone.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Honk, honk, bitches.”
  - “Yes, every minute of it was hell.”
  - “People are pissed.”
  - “What the hell? We rented a party limo, drove to Coney Island for hot dogs, and then did karaoke the entire time.”

## S6 E14 — Ticking Clocks
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0614.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Title of your sex tape? We cooked that lasagna for nothing.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - “I hope you get shot in the line of duty.”
  - “You know, the crazy one who stabs everyone with her hairpin.”
  - “He's the guy from the security footage in the Avery Street murder.”
  - “He said he had a tip for the officer in charge of the Avery murder.”
  - “Just put your guns down, and put your hands in the air.”
  - “Hey! I said put your guns down, and get your hands in the air.”
  - “Knox, you're pointing a gun at an NYPD captain.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “Out of my way, you old bitch! This cab is mine.”
  - “We were talking about our lunch, you self-absorbed son-of-a-bitch.”
  - “Stupid piece of crap.”
  - “Damn it, I tried to remove the server from the chain, but the hacker blocked the protocol.”
  - “Hitchcock, damn it.”
  - “Where the hell did Jocelyn go? Elevator.”
  - “What the hell, Jake? Do you even love me? Says the woman who never once sent me flowers.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “What's all this? Drunken brawl broke out between to sororities.”
  - “How is she running so fast in those shoes? She's too drunk to feel any pain.”
  - “You guys, I used to have this boyfriend, Jason, then we broke up 'cause I got drunk at Spring Fling and passed out in a bush, and he took too long to find me, and now he's gone and it's…”

## S6 E15 — Return of the King
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0615.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 9 moment(s)
  - “It's not a big deal at all, but someone's threatening to murder me.”
  - “I think I just got stabbed by that guy.”
  - “What's up? I got your text Oh, my God, Gina, there's a knife in you! Jake, did you stab Gina? I didn't stab Gina, okay? Lennox wasn't our guy.”
  - “Yeah, people want to stab me.”
  - “Sarge, call me crazy, but it almost sounds like whoever stabbed Gina knew parkour just like the ex-husband of that lady from Gina's event.”
  - “They said not to remove the knife.”
  - “I want you to stay calm and just try to keep all of your blood - inside your body.”
  - “I have a knife in my back.”
  - “Aah! [strangled moaning.]”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Bitch, what do you think I'm doing? Yeah, I don't know why I said that.”
  - “What? - Damn, Gina! I mean, I'm not worried about it in the slightest.”
  - “Inspirational baker? What the hell is that? A man is like a quiche, and a quiche is only as strong as its crust.”
  - “Look, I said they loved you at the drinks last night the drinks last night that you had with the water people? Crap, I just hit the Holland Tunnel, but again, [volume decreasing.]”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Champagne's in the fridge.”
  - “I'm gonna take a rain check on the champagne, but it was wonderful seeing you.”

## S6 E16 — Cinco De Mayo
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0616.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “I never thought I'd say this, but enough foreplay! Are we heisting or not? - Yes! - Of course! Wait, I will only do this under one condition.”
  - “It's not my fault she wanted to have sex with a stud instead of a dud.”
  - “Wow, really thought the "how dare you" was going to be linked to his mean sex comment, but okay.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Arrange your affairs.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “I was always gonna stab her in the back.”
  - “Okay, good, 'cause what I really wanted to say is next heist I'm gonna drown you in your own blood.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “Buzz buzz, bitch.”
  - “I told that son of a bitch never to show his face in New York again! Why are you running towards the glass? [GLASS SHATTERS.]”
  - “What the hell was that? That Fitbit I gave you at Christmas? I modified it into a taser.”
  - “I'm strong as hell.”
  - “I sold you the damn thing! No.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Stop, stop! No trumpets! Not today! My head is killing me! Hit the tequila a little early, huh? I'm not hung over, Hitchcock.”

## S6 E17 — Sicko
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0617.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Title of your sex tape.”
  - “Oof! Now that guy's gonna need some sex tape.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Interesting, 'cause around here sex tape is what we call the adhesive you use to reattach a severed penis.”
  - “'Cause someone's gonna cut his penis off.”
- Violence & injury — 9 moment(s)
  - “Three victims, all young men, each murdered in their own fashion.”
  - “No, I just popped in to say if you don't solve these murders immediately there's gonna be some serious consequences.”
  - “What's his deal? Well, he's been murdering young men and cutting out their hearts.”
  - “Fine, Kelly found the murderer's kill room.”
  - “Now, our murderer may have gotten away, but we did find his kill room.”
  - “We all have guns.”
  - “So this guy says he saw someone covered in blood getting out of a Saturn Ion.”
  - “I saw a guy get out of a blue Saturn Ion and he was covered in blood.”
  - “A serial killer? How'd they do it? Strangled? Mangled? Hung, i.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “Ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah I made a suicide squad!”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “You just said, "naw, bitch.”
  - “How the hell am I supposed to chant One-Two-Two? One-Two-Two! One-Two-Two! I sound like a damn choo-choo train! Detectives, how's the case? Any breakthroughs? Uh, well, we're still in the early stages.”
  - “Well, take it off the table! - Damn, Scully, fine.”
  - “Let's axe a dud! Damn, Amy.”
  - “Yes! Broadway Brian, of course! Who the hell is Broadway Brian? Brian in records.”
  - “Cut the crap, John.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “There hasn't been ice here for days and everyone knows my wine coolers are supposed - to be served chilled.”
  - “Why are you drinking wine coolers? - Because I'm on vacation.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “101 years old, and immediately racist on the phone.”

## S6 E18 — Suicide Squad
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0618.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “What, so there's not gonna be any sex at all? No.”
  - “" Yeah, I got them from a sex shop, Amy, and we're lucky to have them.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “" Who cares about a goose? I'm talking about cooking a penis.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - “Gentlemen, may I present to you the Suicide Squad.”
  - “Now I know why you refer to this as a Suicide Squad, Peralta, because I already want to kill myself.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Remember Brighton Beach? 1,200 kilos of heroin in an abandoned subway tunnel.”

## S7 E1 — 1. Manhunter
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0701.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “He was shot in the shoulder.”
  - “What? That's the reason I joined the force, remember? To find the man who murdered my twin sister.”
  - “A standard long gun would've ejected the casing right over there, where Holt is already putting down an evidence marker.”

## S7 E2 — 2. Captain Kim
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0702.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - “You said that Captain Kim was a Trevor and that she only invited us to earn our trust so she could have sex with our mom.”
  - “I've stopped more horny teenagers from making out to Savage Garden than you can count.”
  - “Cool story, but we're not horny teens.”
  - “I mean, our "mom" is obviously the precinct, and Captain Kim having sex with the precinct is actually her teaming up with Madeline Wuntch to destroy it.”
  - “Title of your sex tape? In here.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “He was also a limo driver, and he also cheated on her.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “…I foolheartedly hoped would provide me the unconditional support that I never got from my own flesh and blood?”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “It's how I always walk, bitch.”
  - “Bitch? Welcome.”
  - “If you want results, stay the hell out of my way.”
  - “That sucks, Jake, but I don't think Captain Kim is a Trevor.”
  - “You're our friend; we're on your side no matter holy crap.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “Ahh! - Seriously? The bathroom sneak-off? It didn't work for Dana McAlpin trying to smoke a joint at the Winter Carnival Dance, and it's not gonna work for you.”
  - “Maybe you could create a drunken scene or something? Why? What would my motivation be for such poor behavior? I don't know.”
  - “What was that? You were supposed to cause a drunken scene.”
  - “Tackling a pit bull without spilling your whiskey, badass.”

## S7 E3 — 3. Pimemento
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0703.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “" I ended up sleeping with her in a tiny hotel Jacuzzi.”
  - “You can't keep saying "mischief managed" after we finish sex.”
  - “Obviously, I know that, but I would prefer to keep wizard terms out of our sex life.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “No, no, no, your penis is out.”
  - “Oh, my God, someone's trying to kill you! What? You just told me that wasn't the case! So there I am, naked, still holding the hedge trimmers when the chauffeur walks in and I say, "Guess you caught me red-handed.”
  - “You get undressed and write down everything you see, - and you're fully naked.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “That's right, your wife hired Pimento as a PI to find out if you were cheating on her with your spin class instructor, Kendra.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Question: “if I get shot in the line of duty, can I miss it? Legally, you still have to make it up.”
  - “No! All I know is, I woke up in a pool of my own blood next to a metal chair that had a dent in it the same shape as my head.”
  - “" - Because of the blood? - Yeah, because of the blood! See, you get it.”
  - “But what's the worst thing that could happen? He's being strangled to death! How? - So you still annoyed? - Yes.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “So can anyone tell me what a stereotype is? The Irish are potato-eating drunks.”

## S7 E4 — 4. The Jimmy Jab Games II
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0704.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “And let's not forget, I wanted to have sex in your office just now.”
  - “…Terry! What's up, dude? What did you think was happening? He clearly thought you were gonna have secret sex in here.”
  - “Tell me, why do you wanna win this game so badly? Honestly I guess I still feel like my parents don't accept my sexuality.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “This blood thinner can suppress appetite.”
  - “Yes, I did it! And Hitchcock's gonna lose! Rosa and Holt are gonna beat him.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “You're joking, right? Why? Because you can't imagine someone bitchin' like me driving a lame family sedan? No, because Jake would never bet our car.”
  - “Damn it, my pants.”
  - “What the hell are you doing? Why did you just bet our new car? Because it's fun.”
  - “No, we're gonna lose the car! Oh, crap! Right, the car.”
  - “Oh, no, we're gonna lose the car! Hell no, we won't! She "Armageddon'd" me.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Didn't you and Amy just buy a family-friendly midsize sedan? In a rebellious color champagne which is an alcohol.”

## S7 E5 — 5. Debbie
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0705.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Say what you would do to international sex symbol Mr.”
  - “Bean is sexy as hell and wish we looked exactly like him.”
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - “You don't wanna be an accessory to murder.”
  - “Somebody stole 20 bricks of coke and some machine guns from evidence.”
  - “Took the coke and the guns.”
  - “And I'll be taking that gun.”
  - “I'm dumb! I'm dumb! Ah, hey, why don't you let me hold your gun for you, and then you can hit yourself in the face with your fist like a normal person having a mental breakdown.”
  - “We can never let anyone know that we got beat up - by Debbie Fogle.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “This morning's full of surprises, huh? First, that stolen cocaine that Hot Tub Brian took, now this unrelated thing involving me.”
  - “Ah! - Debbie! Ooh! You really thought you'd get away with it? - Damn, Scully! - I was planning on eating that orange chicken later! Is that why you took her down? Do you even know about the missing cocaine?”
  - “She drinks too much wine.”

## S7 E6 — 6. Trying
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/brooklyn-nine-nine/0706.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 7 moment(s)
  - “Hey, did you get my sexy calendar invite? You mean the one titled "8:00 pm coitus"? Yes, and the one titled 7:55 foreplay.”
  - “I can start foreplay later.”
  - “To be clear, by "take down The Syndicate," you mean we're gonna have - We're gonna have sex, yeah.”
  - “You're wearing those pants to keep your testicles away from your body's warm core so your sperm don't overheat.”
  - “How did they do it? They got drunk and had sex in a public park next to a skunk.”
  - “Does that mean we're going back to - the overly scheduled sex thing? - No.”
  - “Oh, they're having sex again.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “I mean, she did have an affair with her hairdresser, and you filmed it and threatened to release the tape, and then she said she didn't…”
  - “He's cheating on her sister.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “You're not going to murder them? Hell no.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “I might as well fill it with booze.”
  - “" Yeah, pretty hungover.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “They're just very sexual creatures, and we didn't want to slut-shame them.”