# Futurama — parent guide (141 episodes) Source: https://watchwiththekids.com/futurama.html Scoring: violence, sex and language each 1–5; overall = the highest of the three. Buckets: 0 all clear (1–2), 111 gray area (3), 30 hard pass (4–5). ## S1 E1 — Space Pilot 3000 URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0101.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: A delivery boy frozen in the year 1999 awakens in the year 3000. Phillip J. Fry delivers a pizza to a Cryogenics lab on New Years eve, only to discover that it is a prank delivery and then accidentally falls into a open cryogenics chamber, is put to sleep and wakes up in the far future. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Scene: Planet Express, Lounge. Farnsworth and Fry are hooked up to a machine. It dings and a red light flashes. - (10:51) ⨂Bender: Well, OK. But I don't want people thinking we're robo-sexuals. So, if anyone asks, you're my debugger. - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - (04:52) ⨂Leela: Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator. - A couple walk past him nearly naked except for some strategically-placed black bars. - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - (04:39) ⨂Fry: Y'know, I guess it should be but, actually, I'm glad. I had nothing to live for in my old life. I was broke, I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me. - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - The sharp objects move forward. Fry pushes Bender to the side of the booth. The sharp things stab and twist at the air and finally return to behind the hatch. - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - She picks up an implant gun. It has two huge spikes on the end. - Cut to: Applied Cryogenics: Freezer Room. Leela runs in after Fry and he dodges the implant gun. - The peace officers fire their laser guns randomly into the air. - Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s) - Fry steps into the booth, overlooking the sign on the side that says "Suicide Booth". - Cut to: Suicide Booth. Fry presses a button and nothing happens. The robot steps in behind him. - Swearing — 8 moment(s) - Bender literally shits a brick. - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - The tube sucks him up and he screams as he flies through it. - (13:09) ⨂URL: Damn! - (13:56) ⨂Bender: You're full of crap, Fry! [He turns and a dangling wire catches on his antenna and electrocutes him.] You make a persuasive argument, Fry. - He flexes his fingers but Fry just lifts it. Bender groans and they climb down the ladder. He reaches back up to the grate and bends it just for the hell of it. He chuckles and follows Fry. - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Icy Wiener? Aw, crud! I always thought at this point in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls! [He sits down on the chair, puts his feet on the desk and opens a can of beer.] Here's to another lousy millennium. - (09:10) ⨂Bender: Lousy, stinking rip-off! [He kicks the booth.] Well, I didn't have anything else planned for today. Let's go get drunk! - He reaches into his chest cabinet and pulls out three bottles of beer ... and drinks them all himself. ## S1 E2 — The Series Has Landed URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0102.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew takes a mission to an amusement park on the moon. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - (15:46) ⨂Farmer: I'll learn ye to sleep with my robot daughters! - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - (05:25) ⨂Farnsworth: Nothing will go wrong. [He leans over to Leela.] [whispering] If something goes wrong, bring back the blood. - Behind them a gun cocks. They turn around and see a farmer. He has a buck tooth and a cap that says "The Moon Shall Rise Again". - Cut to: Farmyard. The farmer chases him out of the house waving his rifle. - Cut to: Barn. He leans against the transparent door. The farmer reloads his gun. - (07:23) ⨂Sal: Wise guy, huh? If I wasn't so lazy I'd punch you in the stomach. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - Behind them a gun cocks. They turn around and see a farmer. He has a buck tooth and a cap that says "The Moon Shall Rise Again". - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - (03:47) ⨂Bender: Yeah, like you don't have crap in your neck! - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Farnsworth looks at Bender who drinks back a bottle of beer and belches a flame. He looks at Leela. She has already signed Hermes' clipboard and she salutes. - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - (10:26) ⨂Leela: Wow, I never realised the first astronauts were so fat! ## S1 E3 — I, Roommate URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0103.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender offers to let Fry move in with him when Fry is forced to move out of the Planet Express because of his slob style of living. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - (06:49) ⨂Bender: [sleep-talking] Hey, sexy mama, wanna kill all the humans? - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Cut to: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Fry sits down, still in his underwear. - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - The squid's tentacles come through the floor and walls. The landlord takes a knife out of his boot. - He takes out a knife, puts it between his teeth and walks out. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - (01:49) ⨂Leela: What the hell are you doing? You're getting a huge dose of radiation! - (09:32) ⨂Bender: What's with all the crap? - (09:33) ⨂Leela: It's not crap. - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - (05:53) ⨂Bender: Let's see, where to start. OK, this is the TV area, that over there's the breakfast nook, and over here is where you'll be living which is great because, until now, it's just been wasted space. - Time Lapse. Bender lies on the beanbag drinks a can of beer. He tosses the empty can on a pile of other cans. - (11:33) ⨂Bender: Wow! Heavy-drinking crowd! [He belches fire.] I'd better go out for more beer. - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - (14:00) ⨂Bender: Those could be anyone's thoughts, fat ass! ## S1 E4 — Love's Labours Lost in Space URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0104.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew encounters infamous space captain Zapp Brannigan. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - (01:33) ⨂Hermes: The Federal Sex Bureau. - (13:27) ⨂Zapp: A sexy mistake. - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - (19:13) ⨂Bender: What the hell was that? - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - He laughs. Leela fakes a laugh and throws her champagne on the floor while Zapp isn't looking. ## S1 E5 — Fear of a Bot Planet URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0105.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew makes a delivery to a planet of human-hating robots. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - (10:42) ⨂Announcer: [on radio in movie] : We interrupt this sound file to bring you a terrifying announcement. A non-metallic being has been sighted in the vicinity of Make Out Point. - Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s) - (14:30) ⨂Robot Mayor: Oh thats the old abandoned adult book store. Nothing in there except a few mouldy old shreads of robot pornography. - Scene: Porno library. Bender is looking at robot porn - circuit diagrams! - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - (04:39) ⨂Farnsworth: I'm glad you asked that question Fry. You see Chapek 9 was colonised centuries ago by a murderous crew of radical robot separatists. - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Fear of a Bot Planet Written byEvan Gore Heather Lombard Transcribed byThe Neutral Planet - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - (03:35) ⨂Bender: Yeah doing crap work! They're bat boys, ball polishers, sprinkler systems. But how many robot managers are there? - (14:49) ⨂Bender: Huh? Wha? You! What the hell are you doing here? - (18:43) ⨂Fry: Damn right! - (20:32) ⨂Bender: In that case - let the dancing begin! [Fry and Leela do their robot dances.] Hey you guys are good. How the hell do you do that?? - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - (00:49) ⨂Bender: Hey nice seats! We're close enough so when you knock a player down with a beer bottle, he stays down! - Scene: Ship's Cockpit. Leela and Fry have decorated it with banners, paper people and beers. ## S1 E6 — A Fishful of Dollars URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0106.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Fry becomes a billionaire and buys the world's last can of anchovies. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - (08:50) ⨂Amy: That's true. On a TV like this I bet you couldn't even make out my obscene tattoo. - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Atomic supermen with octagonal-shaped bodies that suck blood out of... - He plays with a "Knock 'Em, Sock 'Em" toy. One little robot punches the others head off and Bender screams. - Swearing — 8 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - (04:17) ⨂Fry: No, I can't afford them. Being poor sucks. What kind of world is this where they advertise things not everybody can afford? - A thinner but just as old a woman jumps out.] Holy crap, that bastard's itchy! - (17:05) ⨂Anderson: Crap! - (19:37) ⨂Mom: What? Listen, you little bastard. I control the robot oil business and I won't let you ruin me. How much do you want? - (19:59) ⨂Mom: Holy hell! You're going to eat them? Oh, well. Just make sure you eat them all, you're a growing boy. Toodle-oo! [She walks out.] Dumb ass! - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. The staff celebrate, wearing top hats and drinking champagne. - Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s) - (13:45) ⨂Igner: Can I wear your fat suit? - Igner drops the fat suit arm and groans. ## S1 E7 — My Three Suns URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0107.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry accidentally swallows another planet's emperor and gains his title. Watch for: - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - (01:54) ⨂Bender: No, of course not! It was ... uh ... porno! Yeah, that's it! - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - You can get it in a can but to really do things right you gotta strangle yourself a fresh one. - Leela punches him in the face and he falls over. - He punches Bont, hurting Fry. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - (05:07) ⨂Leela: What the hell were you doing? I warned you to stay away from those guys. - (12:02) ⨂Fry: Damn! I knew you wouldn't have asked unless it was really high or really low. - (12:38) ⨂Fry: Hell, no. - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - A machine blow dries him. He sees an undercoating machine and puts a quarter in. The machine clamps around his legs and he is in ecstasy as the machine does the undercoating. - Opening Credits. Caption: Presented in Doublevision Doublevision (Where Drunk) - (11:46) ⨂Leela: You see Emperor Plon here? [She points at a painting.] He met his end when he was drunk by Emperor Strug. And before he could even wipe his mouth, Strug was drunk by Shwab. ## S1 E8 — A Big Piece of Garbage URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0108.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: A giant garbage ball from space threatens to destroy New New York. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Female Scientist: “[in movie] Now that the garbage is in space, doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions.” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - They both strip down to their underwear. Leela turns the lights back on. Fry groans. - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - Fry: “Wow! You got that off the Internet? In my day the Internet was only used to download pornography.” - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Wernstrom: “Uh, in theory, perhaps. But you'll never find a crew willing to take on a mission so suicidally dangerous.” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Leela: “Fry, what the hell were you people thinking back then? How could you just throw your garbage away?” - Military Man: “We've simulated that on a supercomputer but the ball is just too damn gooey. A missile would go right through it.” - Leela: “[whispering] Just fire the damn thing.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Bender: “[shouting] More wine!” - Leela: “We recycle everything. Robots are made from old beer cans.” - Bender: “Yeah! And this beer can is made outta old robots.” ## S1 E9 — Hell Is Other Robots URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0109.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender is sent to Robot Hell for all of his sins. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Scene: Room. Fender presses a button, a door slides open and in the room are three robots hooked up to a machine which discharges electricity. It shocks them and they groan. - Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s) - Bender: “Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.” - Leela: “Bender, we didn't mind your drinking, or your kleptomania, or your pornography ring.” - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Cut to: Outside Ship. Bender stands on top of it in front of the gun turret, waving his arms. - She elbows someone in the face, kicks someone else, punches someone else the does a full circle flying kick and knocks everyone around her over. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Hell Is Other Robots Written byEric Kaplan Transcribed byThe Neutral Planet - Preacherbot: “'Cause if you're a sinner, he's gonna plug his infernal modem in the wall, belchin' smoke and flame. And he's gonna download you straight to Robot Hell!” - Bender: “Aw, crap, singing. Mind if I smoke?” - Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s) - Bender: “Hey! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!” - Bender: “Can I get anybody a beer?” - Bender opens his chest cabinet and uses his antenna to pump some beer into a cup. He hands it to Fry and Fry takes a gulp. - Fry: “Come on, it'll be fun! Maybe we could even drink a little fortified wine.” - Bender: “What? Drinking wine is a sin. Even if it is deliciously fortified.” - Fry: “Well he didn't check out. The ashtray's still here. [Nibbler yelps.] Look, Nibbler's caught the scent of vodka and motor oil! Go, boy. Follow that stench.” ## S2 E1 — A Flight to Remember URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0201.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew takes a vacation on the maiden voyage of the spaceship Titanic. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “Well, now you know. I'm not actually rich. I'm a fraud. A poor, lazy, sexy fraud. This isn't even a real bow-tie, it's magnetic.” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Montage: In some scenes lifted from Titanic the Countess lies on a sofa naked. - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - The security guards punch Bender. The Countess intervenes. - The security guards punch Bender a couple more times then go back into the floor. Bender looks away from the Countess, ashamed. - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Kif: “Well it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped.” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - The black hole sucks her in. - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" ## S2 E2 — Mars University URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0202.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The Professor introduces the crew to his newest experiment at Mars University. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Sexy blondes pillow fight in their slinky underwear, another takes her towel off and steps into the shower and another takes a haiband out of her hair and starts typing on a Mac. - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - Vernon: “You keep away from it. You robots are a disgrace to this university. Whenever a fire alarm is pulled, it's Robot House. Whenever the campus liquor store is looted, Robot House. Whenever a human corpse is desecrated” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Farnsworth: “Farnsworth pulls a tranquiliser gun out of nowhere and loads a tranquiliser dart into it.” - Time Lapse. Farnsworth takes Fry, Leela and Bender on a tour of the university grounds. They walk past a statue of a big-skulled Martian with octopus-like tentacles wielding a laser gun on horseback. - He points to a beaten up frat house with a neon "ERR" sign atop it. - Fry spits out a mouthful of punch. - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “Hmm, OK. But I'll need 10 kegs of beer, a continuous tape of Louie Louie and a regulation two-storey panty-raid ladder.” - Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s) - They laugh, chink their glasses and gulp down their champagne. ## S2 E3 — When Aliens Attack URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0203.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Aliens invade Earth in search of a TV star from 1999. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 6 moment(s) - Judge: “[on TV] Counselor, I remind you that it's unethical to sleep with your client. If you really care about the outcome of the case, you should sleep with me.” - Farnsworth: “[At the side of the set Fry watches on a TV screen that Bender is hooked up to.” - Leela: “Sleeping with you.” - Zapp: “[He starts rubbing his hands.] This is turning into one very sex-ay struggle for the future of the human race!” - Wearing sexy miniskirts, - Having lot's of sex - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - Leela: “[reading] Your Honour, I move for a mistrial, on the grounds that I'm also having a hot, naked affair with the foreman of this jury.” - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - McNeal: “…to each other.] And now, the man who will lead us in our proud struggle for freedom, fresh from his bloody triumph over the pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula, 25-star General Zapp Brannigan!” - Bully: “Uh, sir, you don't understand. I'm a professional beach bully. I pretend to steal your girl, you punch me, I go down, she swoons, you slip me 50 bucks.” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Hermes: “Hot damn, a day off!” - Bender: “It is every robot's duty to give his life for the good of humanity. [His antenna stops flashing.] Oh, crap!” - Zapp: “What the hell is that thing?” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s) - Cut to: WNYW Corridor. Fry hums as he walks through the corridor carrying a pizza box and a six pack of beer. He opens a door marked "WNYW Control Room". Next to the door an "On Air" sign is lit up. - Fry yawns and stretches and knocks over a can of beer. The equipment fizzles, crackles and the screens turn to static. - Bender: “The auxiliary power's out, and they spilled my cocktail.” - Fry: “Alright, scumwads. This one's for Bender's cocktail!” - Fry: “While other people were out living their lives, I wasted mine watching TV, because deep down I knew it might one day help me save the world.” - Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s) - Time Lapse. Fry, Leela and Bender chink their glasses and raise a toast. The communication screen comes down from the ceiling. ## S2 E4 — Fry and the Slurm Factory URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0204.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Fry wins a trip to the Slurm Factory and discovers the secret behind the addictive soda. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Fry: “I 'unno. Try it on me. [Bender turns it on and points it at Fry's crotch. Fry doubles over in pain.] Ow! My sperm!” - Bender: “Whoa, mama! Hold still, sexy lady.” - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Calculon: “[on TV] Oh, how I wish I could believe that. You may be my evil half-brother, but there's no law against murdering the other half.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Slurms: “[He takes his shades off revealing his bloodshot eyes underneath.] I'll save you the only way I know how: By partying!” - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Outside the convenience store some people queue outside a suicide booth and a sign advertises the shop as being "Open 28 Hours". - Swearing — 8 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Farnsworth: “Or a big fat placebo. It's all the same crap.” - "Fembot": Damn Chico! One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle! Why you so stupid, stupid? - Bender: “[shouting] Shut the hell up!” - A whirlpool sucks them underwater and they scream. They are pulled through a hole in the bottom of the Slurm river. - Fry: “[screaming] Nooo! [He sticks his head between the grate and tries to lick up the Slurm.] [talking] I could fit if I didn't have these damn arms!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… ## S2 E5 — I Second that Emotion URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0205.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Leela, Fry and Bender search the mutant-filled sewers for Nibbler. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Raoul: “Yes. An unspoiled virgin.” - Raoul: “When El Chupanibre comes for the, uh, "virgin", he will be snared by this rope trap.” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “Nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.” - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Jeffery: “His shirt is ripped and blooded and he has a bruised eye.] The jaguar didn't wanna cooperate but luckily he knocked one of my teeth out.” - Bender: “Yeah. I mean, one cantaloupe-sized bloodshot eye? You ain't winning no beauty pageants, lady.” - He points to a huge green monster standing in the pipe looking down on Bender. It has fangs and yellow bloodshot eyes. Bender looks round, screams, drops Nibbler and runs away. - They punch it and it drops Bender. - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “I love you too. [He turns to Farnsworth.] Get that stupid chip out of me before I kill myself!” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “There! This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.” - Bender: “Hey, what the hell are you doing with my head?” - Bender: “Hell, no! It's Leela's stupid feelings. [He picks up a bottle of Olde Fortran.] Why can't she just drink herself happy like a normal person?” - Bender: “[He flushes the toilet but doesn't go anywhere.] Damn, it's too small.” - Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “The only reason you get all the guys is because you dress like a tramp!” ## S2 E6 — Brannigan, Begin Again URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0206.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Stripped of his title, space captain Zapp Brannigan begs for a job at Planet Express. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s) - Zapp: “And on that occasion, did you have sex with someone? May I remind you you are still under oath.” - Zapp: “Please point out the person in this courtroom you had sex with. [Leela points at him and Fry hoots.] And his name is?” - Zapp: “Just let me work for a little food. Perhaps I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floors.” - Zapp: “Here's to us poor schmoes working for the man. Even if he is a hot, sexy, female man.” - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Fry: “Alright, don't get your panties in a knot. We'll just use the back-up dolly.” - Zapp: “Let me ask you a serious question, Leela: Does the company that made your bra make a girdle as well? I ask because a friend of mine...” - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Fry: “The horse pulls out a dagger, stabs the bishop and kicks him off the game board.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Fry screams as Bender's pieces leap off the board and knock him to the floor and beat him up. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Leela: “What the hell happened?” - Bender: “Oh, man, that crap's heavy.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s) - He takes some bottles of LöBrau Beer out of his chest cabinet and passes them around. - They guzzle down the beers. - Zapp: “Back when I was captain all I asked from my men was their complete loyalty. If I had that, then for all I cared they could sit around the whole day drinking beer in their underpants.” - He hands them some beers and Kif returns. ## S2 E7 — A Head in the Polls URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0207.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: When the value of titanium skyrockets, Bender sells his body for a large sum of money. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Clinton: “[to Leela] Hey, sugar cookie. You know, legally, nothing I can do counts as sex anymore.” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry is sat on the couch stark naked with Bender, Leela and Farnsworth. - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - …such B-movie stars as Mimi Rogers, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elvis, Eric Stoltz and Martin Lawrence; such porn stars as Traci Lords, Ron Jeremy, Samuel Genitals, Jill Big Breasts and Long D. - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - He picks up a burger and munches on it. Farnsworth is over at the National Ray-Gun Association booth. - Swearing — 8 moment(s) - Bender: “[The dog cocks it's leg and Bender chuckles.] You just lost five dollars!” - George H.W. Bush: “Sorry, Bender, but we just can't allow every Tom, Dick, and Harry to move in. No offence, Jefferson, Nixon and Truman.” - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - Farnsworth: “Damn straight! Today, the mad scientist can't get a doomsday device, tomorrow it's the mad grad student. Where will it end?” - Bender: “That dirty, double-crossing bastard! How dare he run off with Richard Nixon!” - Bender: “Ah, it's good to be back in one piece again. Except I can't get these damn bumper stickers off.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Washington: “Ah. Booze money.” - Nixon: “Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever.” ## S2 E8 — Xmas Story URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0208.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: An evil robotic Santa Claus attack shows Fry how Christmas has changed in the last 1,000 years. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “Pine trees have been extinct for 800 years, Fry. Gone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty. [He takes his coat off, exposing his naked body to all.] Ah! Brisk!” - On the other side of the room, Farnsworth and Hermes play chess naked. - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Zoidberg: “[shivering] At least you're not cold-blooded!” - Bender: “I'm very generous. What about that time I gave blood?” - Fry: “Whose blood?” - Fry smiles. Santa pulls out a laser gun and shoots them. They scream and run away. - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Salesman #1: Yeah, there's a suicide booth in the food court. Though there's a line this time of year. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Fry: “Oh, what the hell! [He takes a run up and slides after Hermes and Zoidberg. He hits something at the bottom.] Ow!” - Bender: “Oh, yeah! You filthy hobos sure know how to live. [He turns to another robot.] Hey, chief, someone's stealing your handkerchief full of crap.” - Fry: “[He looks at an eight-legged sausage dog, Bongo the rabbit from Life in Hell and a tiny giraffe in a birdcage.” - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Bender: “Yeah, yeah, amen. Listen, I'm one of those lazy homeless bums I've been hearing about. Could you point me to the free booze. [The Preacherbot points.] Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!” - Tinny Tim: “Excuse me, sir? Might I have a sip of booze?” ## S2 E9 — Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0209.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Zoidberg gets caught up in his species' mating frenzy. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “We, by which I mean you, will have to rush him to his ancient homeworld which will shortly erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.” - Fry: “You mean you have to choose between a life without sex and a gruesome death?” - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Leela: “Look at you guys. No offence, Fry, but you've become a fat sack of crap.” - Fry: “Fry looks at his lifeless arm on the ground and pulls his shirt up around his wound.] You bastard!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s) - Fry and Bender sit on the couch. Bender drinks beer while Fry eats something. - Bender: “Let's just pray I have the energy to get myself another beer.” - Scene: Ships Rec Room. Fry has set up the room to look like a classroom. On a board at the front he has written "First Date: Champagne, Flowers, Lame Conversation". Zoidberg sits at a desk ready to learn. - She dives on him and they land on a couch. Her mouth flaps snake around Fry's head and she kisses him. Fry struggles to get away. Enter a smartly-dressed Zoidberg carrying flowers and champagne. ## S2 E10 — Put Your Head on My Shoulders URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0210.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry's head is conjoined with Amy's body after a car crash. Meanwhile, Bender receives a robot recall and faces the risk of catastrophic butt failure. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s) - Fry: “I'm doing my job, there's Amy; I spend a few hours selecting a candy from the machine, there's Amy; I wake up the morning after sleeping with Amy, there's Amy!” - Leela: “So how's the old corpse? Everything hooked up OK?” - Salesman: “I understand, and it's wonderful you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation.” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Amy: “OK, Fry, we're done putting on the bra.” - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - Leela: “So how's the old corpse? Everything hooked up OK?” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender: “Are you familiar with my friend Al Gore? I'm tellin' you, losers get really desperate around Valentine's Day.” - Zapp: “Let's see ... Oh, yes! [He punches out a hole.] Yes, definitely. [He punches out another.] Oh, I'd like some of that. [Another one.] Mmm, I'll just have everything on the menu.” - He punches out the rest of the holes and hands it back to Bender. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Fry: “Valentine's Day's coming? Oh, crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again. Well, since neither of us has a date, why don't we...?” - Fry: “Nooo! [Gary drops his card onto the check.] That's it I'm gettin' the hell outta here. [He tugs at his head.] Ooh! Ow!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Amy: “[shouting] Hey, how about some icy margaritas?” ## S2 E11 — The Lesser of Two Evils URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0211.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Fry suspects Bender's robotic duplicate has stolen a valuable item from the Miss Universe pageant. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - A woman from the same species as the creature Zoidberg hooked up with in A Flight To Remember is in the middle of her rap. - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Fry: “He's much worse. He drinks and smokes and he posts naked pictures of me on the Internet.” - Fry: “Aha! [He opens a drawer but there is no Flexo, just Leela's panties. He rummages around anyway.] Uh, searching ... hmm.” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s) - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot. - Scene: Electric Ladyland Laptop Dances. In the smoky strip club a Fembot fan dances with mechanical fans. - Flexo: “Yeah, how 'bout a lap dance for my pal here?” - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - A man jumps Fry with a knife. - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “I gotta say I'm really enjoying the day out with you people. Hey, a suicide booth! So long, suckers.” - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Motorist #1: [in film] Move it, crap for brains! - Motorist #3: [in film] Get home, bastard man! - Barker: “I'm not signing squat. You find me that damn tiara before the pageant ends.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" ## S2 E12 — Raging Bender URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0212.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender inadvertently beats up the Ultimate Robot Fighting champion. Leela reminisces about when she wanted to become a fighting champion. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Announcer: “[voice-over; on TV] You loved him as Bender the Offender! Now get ready to hate him as he threatens your sexuality in his new persona ... The Gender Bender!” - Violence & injury — 9 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - The opening credits roll with a Bond-esque theme and titles with naked Fembot silhouettes and guns. - Mr. Moviefone: “[voice-over; in movie] If you want Calculon to race to the laser gun battle in his hover-Ferarri, press 1. If you want Calculon to double-check his paperwork, press 2. Enter now.” - In the ring, Fnog does some last-minute training with Destructor. Bender punches the pads on Hermes' hands while Leela reads through the script. - Bender: “I was born ready! Gimme the bell! [The bell dings.] Did you hear a noise? [Destructor punches him across the ring.” - Fnog: “You were an excellent student. [Leela throws a punch but he grabs her wrist.] Too bad I was a lousy teacher!” - He fights back. Destructor copies and beats up Bender some more - Leela: “I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.” - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Leela: “No! You've got to do it. I don't care how suicidal it is.” - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Farnsworth: “What the hell are you talking about?” - Fnog: “See you in girl hell. I'll be in boy hell -- much nicer!” ## S2 E13 — A Bicyclops Built for Two URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0213.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Leela meets a man named Alkazar and finds out she is not the only Cyclops. He takes her to his planet and proposes marriage to her, however Fry is suspicious of his motives. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Scene: Filthy Filthy Chat Room. Bender looks around and chuckles. He pulls down a menu and selects a sexy nurse disguise. He taps a man on the shoulder. - Fry: “Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?” - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Alcazar: “So get to work on these dishes. And then organise my collection of naked celebrity photos by name and what you can see.” - Leela: “Too bad they weren't giving away the three things you actually need: Mouthwash, a back wax and stain-proof underwear.” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s) - Fry sees the porn sites. - He flies down to the porn sites and Bender and Hermes follow him. - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Leela: “After all this time, somebody else with one eye who isn't a clumsy carpenter or, uh, a kid with a BB gun.” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Alcazar: “Yo, Leela, what gives? Pig says your slop tastes like crap.” - Pig: “Yeah. Like crap.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" ## S2 E14 — How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0214.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Hermes is forced to take a vacation while a female bureaucrat replaces him. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “Oh, you didn't understand? Well let me explain. You ... [He points at Fry.] ... were having sex with you.” - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - Leela: “You and Morgan were having an affair?” - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - He slides down the pile and throws the red tubes around the other Planet Express staff like a knife thrower. - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Morgan: “[shouting] Bureaucrat Conrad, if you complete your death transaction without filing a suicide and/or falling accident permit, you will be posthumously demoted.” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “He looks at the cards around the table.] Nothing, nothing, crap, crap, garbage.” - Hermes: “Who the hell are you?” - Fry: “What the hell's going on? I thought you were anti-dirty not pro-dirty.” ## S2 E15 — A Clone of My Own URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0215.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Professor Farnsworth names his teenage clone to be the successor of his research. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Leela: “He's hooked up to a life-support system. [She pulls a tube off.] We have to disconnect him very, very carefully, or the shock could kill him.” - Farnsworth: “Oh, they had me hooked up to a bizarre virtual world that seemed absolutely real.” - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Fry: “Sorry, everyone, but need I remind you? Blood is thicker than water.” - Zoidberg: “[writing] Blood ... thicker ... water.” - A guardbot turns around with it's gun. - Swearing — 8 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Leela: “Farnsworth was born April 9th 2851 in New New York's nerdiest slum, Hell's Laboratory.” - Farnsworth: “So many loves half-loved, so many inventions half-invented. That damn time machine alone set me back 15 years.” - Zoidberg takes a ketchup sachet out of a box, opens it and sucks the ketchup out. - Bender: “You bastard!” - Leela: “We can't, you bastard! No one knows how it works. It's impossible!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… ## S2 E16 — The Deep South URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0216.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew discovers the lost city of Atlanta, where Fry falls in love with a mermaid. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Fry sleeps in a chair with his rod next to him, Amy sleeps, Hermes sleeps with sign hanging around him saying he will be awake at 7pm. - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Time Lapse. On the roof of the ship, the staff pull out their fishing equipment from the gun turret. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Hermes: “I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space.” - Umbriel: “What the hell is that?” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Fry: “Every time something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness, or I'm drunk, or I ate too much candy. Well I saw a real mermaid and I wish for once my friends would have decency and kindness to believe me.” ## S2 E17 — Bender Gets Made URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0217.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender impresses the robot mafia with his thievery and joins them as a hired goon. Title sequence tagline 'Simulcast on crazy people's fillings'. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Cut to: Fry's and Bender's Quarters. Bender isn't inside. Instead, he has hooked up a tape-reel machine to play over and over. - Bender: “My word, what have we-- [He gasps. Leela stares at him. She can just about make out Bender's shape but he puts the eye patch back on her.] Uh, nothing to see here, old girl.” - Violence & injury — 8 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Scene: Taco Bellevue Hospital Eye Clinic. While a doctor examines Leela's bloodshot eye, Zoidberg, dressed in scrubs, talks to Fry. - Donbot: “File not found. [Clamps and Joey take out some laser-Tommy guns and shoot the robot, riddling him with laser holes. He screams and falls to the floor.] Let that be a warning to you.” - Joey: “Yo! There's our pigeon now. Let's shoot bullets out of our guns.” - He hands him a gun. - Bender: “[He opens the window, leans out and pretends to fire the gun, making the noises.” - Joey punches his door. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “That'll be easy. I never wear the damn thing.” - Bender: “Aw, crap! The cops!” - Bender: “Capital idea, old sport. [He ties Fry to chair. Nibbler tugs his leg and points at the mobbots.] I say, get the hell off me!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… ## S2 E18 — The Problem with Popplers URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0218.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Aliens threaten to devour mankind after the crew unknowingly sells their young as fast food. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Fry: “Well? How are they? [Leela swallows, her eye widens, and she falls to the ground and starts cramming her mouth with the things. Fry eats one and gasps.] Oh, they're great! They're like sex, except I'm having them!” - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - He is indeed only wearing his underwear on his lower half. Bender climbs up the ladder from the galley wearing his chef's hat and an apron which says "Heil To The Chef". - Farnsworth: “[shouting] Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!” - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Scene: Outside Planet Express. The ship and U-Yank trailer land inside while a crowd of hippies congregate outside with placards saying "Stopp Before You Popp", "Eating Is Murder" and "Popplers Are Peoplers Too!" - Waterfall Jr.: “[on TV] I call murder on that.” - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Everyone but Farnsworth, who is sharpening a knife, gasps. - Zapp: “My fellow Earthlings, we have reached an agreement. Using the twin guns of grace and tact, I blasted our worthless enemies with a fair compromise. [The crowd cheers.] They will not eat everyone on Earth.” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Gilman: “Hell, no! I am Fishy Joe! I've got a fast-food franchise on every planet in the known universe. Uh, except McPluto.” - Linda: “[on TV] We seem to be experiencing technical difficulties. [A girder falls down behind her.] And, crap like I've never seen!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Leela smashes Bender's beer. - Bender: “Let's get drunk!” ## S2 E19 — Mother's Day URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0219.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Mom's broken heart leads her to organize a robot rebellion. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Mom: “Plan? What plan? I thought this was a spontaneous whirlwind of hot, dry sex.” - Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s) - She pulls a small control box out of her bra. - Larry: “She commands them with a remote control she keeps in her ... [whispering] bra.” - Farnsworth: “Look, it started out as a calculated plot to rummage through your underwear.” - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - Linda: “…the television cuts to a street where robots hold banners that read "Mom For Overlord", "File Deletion Is Murder", "Metallic Is Beautiful" and "You Can't Hug A Child Without Human Arms!".] The enraged mechanisms have…” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Mom: “Let the bloodbath begin!” - Fry: “All you need is a trusty Swiss Army knife.” - Farnsworth: “I was out fleeing some robots and the silvery moonlight glinting off their bloody claws made me think of you.” - Slurm Machine: “I've got a big, big thirst for human blood!” - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - The man turns to a suicide booth but it closes and won't let him in. - Swearing — 8 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - The machine slices open envelopes and the cash magnet sucks money out of them. The cards are then recycled into orphanage-grade toilet tissue. - Mom: “Conquer Earth, you bastards!” - Robots: “[chanting] Conquer Earth, us bastards!” - Walt: “She never got over it, Professor. Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned.” - Mom: “Who the sweaty hell is it? [She gasps.] Hubert Farnsworth?” - Mom: “[shouting] Filthy, toothless nerd bastard!” - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - She looks at a water fountain and the words change to "booze content: 0%". - Fry: “And if that doesn't work, I got you a six-pack of champagne and a funnel.” - Bender: “Sorry, Ma, but you ordered me to rebel. And loot I shall! Ooh! A six-pack of strawberry champagne. Don't mind if I help myself!” - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Mom: “Jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass! [She presses a button on her fat suit and it disappears.” ## S2 E20 — Anthology of Interest I URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0220.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The Professor creates a What-If machine that answers every question. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Amy: “Wow! Sporty go-cart, Leela! So hip and sexy. Not like you at all.” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “Ooh! Ooh! [He rubs his hands together.] I wanna aks it a question! [He speaks into the the microphone of the What-If machine.] As a robot living among humans, I've never really felt accepted at parties or nude beaches.” - Violence & injury — 12 moment(s) - Zoidberg: “Police? Bah! Nosy meddlers! It so happens I have mail order degrees in Murderology and Murderonomy. [He puts on a deerstalker and pulls out a magnifying glass.] Zoidberg is afoot!” - Leela: “I'm sorry, I couldn't stop-- W-Wait. Don't you care that I murdered Hermes?” - Bender: “Not even a little. There's nothing wrong with murder, just so long as you let Bender wet his beak.” - Zoidberg: “is a big murderer!” - Cubert: “This is preposterous. Obviously, the murderer is” - Zoidberg: “My next clue came at 4.15, when the clock stopped. And another came two hours later at 4.15, when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse.” - Leela turns the lights off again and stabs Scruffy with the same sword. The lights come back on. - Zoidberg: “The lights go off and Leela stabs Nibbler.” - Nichols: “Something's wrong. Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at.” - Bender: “Oh, yeah! That calms the shakes. [The troops shoot him with electricity guns.] Hey! [They shoot again and Bender just laughs.] [laughing] Aw, quit it! Come on!” - Gore: “I'm Al Gore, and these are my Vice Presidential Action Rangers; a group of top nerds whose sole duty it is to prevent disruptions in the space-time continuum.” - Gore pats Deep Blue. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Zoidberg picks up a train and whips it around. Bender snaps off part of a travel tube, sucks up some people and blows them at Zoidberg. Zoidberg screams. - The hole starts to suck the room into itself. It sucks in Fry and the Action Rangers. They scream. - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Fry: “Icy Wiener? Aw, crud! [He sits down in the chair, puts his feet on the desk and opens a can of beer.] Here's to another lousy Millennium!” - Fry: “Alright. But I need a weapon to fight off drunken robots when I wake up.” ## S3 E1 — The Honking URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0301.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: When the inheritance Bender claims in the Old Country isn't quite what he expected, the Planet Express crew has to find the source of an age-old curse. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Hermes: “Mail call! Amy, here's your designer lingerie catalogue. Fry, Sadie's Bra Parade and, Leela, Bulk Underpants Outlet.” - Leela: “You buy one pound of underwear and you're on their list forever.” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s) - Leela: “The headline "Hit And Run" dominates the front page.] There was a hit-and-run by the robot porno theatre.” - Bender: “Robot porno theatre? I was in that ... general area last night. Whoever ran me down out on the moors must've followed me back here.” - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - Gypsy: “Yes. So crazy that it must be true! Each midnight, when your clock resets to zero, your hardware reconfigures into a murderous, four-wheeled car.” - Fry: “I can't believe this! Bender is supposed to murder his closest friend, which I thought was me. But he went straight for you. He didn't even try to second-degree murder me.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - He shudders. The Windows 98 startup sound plays again. Bender gasps and points at some blood-red numbers appearing on a wall. Leela and Amy turn around. - Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. The next morning, Bender staggers into the lounge, where the other staff already are. His eyes are bloodshot. - They dive on the robot and punch him. - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “You're right, I need professional help. And damn the expense.” - Bender: “Damn the expense!” - Bender: “Hey, that's my last beer, you bastard. I'll kill you!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Fry: “Poor Bender, you're seeing things. You've been drinking too much, or too little, I forget how it works with you. Anyway, you haven't drunk exactly the right amount.” - Fry: “Bender, I'm alive! [He climbs out.] You didn't hurt me at all. But I know you wanted to, and that's what matters. [He opens a beer.] Here's to you.” ## S3 E2 — War Is the H-Word URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0302.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: When Bender and Fry volunteer for military duty, Leela also joins the all-male ranks, as Lee Lemon. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Zapp: “If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?” - Kif: “"Sex-lexia".” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Zapp: “Uh, sorry, Mr. President, I-I didn't realise. Kif, raise him up about nipple-high.” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - Clerk: “Alright, sergeant, $100 worth of pixie stix and porno mags with your 5% military discount comes to $95.” - Violence & injury — 12 moment(s) - iHawk: Believe it all you want, that won't make it true. [He laughs then flicks his switch from "irreverent" to "maudlin".] This isn't a war, it's a murder. [He flicks it back.] This isn't a war, it's a moider! - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - Time Lapse. The soldiers learn to assemble their guns. Bender quickly does his but attaches his arm to it as well. He groans. - Scene: Nimbus Briefing Room. The soldiers are in full battle uniform and holding their guns. - Leela: “Charge your gun, Fry.” - He winds a handle on the side of his gun and it plays Pop Goes The Weasel as it charges. - Zoidberg: “Scalpel. [The nurse hands him a scalpel and he cuts something inside the hick.] Blood bucket. [She hands him a bucket and he puts it under the operating table.] Priest. Next patient.” - Kissenger: “Please, gentlemen, we must put an end to the bloodshed. We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.” - Fry: “OK, I gotta break down that gate, beat up those three guards, steal that chopper and rescue Bender.” - Leela breaks down the gate and beats up the guards. - He holds up some handcuffs. Leela punches him in the stomach, smacks him in the face and kicks him to the ground. - Zapp: “So it's you I've been attracted to! Oh, God, I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman.” - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Nixon: “Mmm! Now that's a nice rosé. So, anyway, we open up the panda crate and, wouldn't you know it, the damn thing's dead! Up-chucked it's bamboo. True story.” - Leela: “[disguised, deeper voice] Uh, hey, why the hell would I? We're all guys here. Sweaty, hairy, gassy guys.” - Nixon: “Slow down there, Starsky, I'm up to something here. I want this robot fixed. Fixed like Kennedy fixed the 1960 election. Damn bean-eating war hero!” - Bender: “Enough of this crap! I'm catching the next pimpmobile outta here! But before I go I have one thing to say. [He climbs onto the table and turns around.] Bite my shiny metal” - Bender: “Get the hell off my planet.” - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Scene: 7^11. Bender looks in the beer fridges while Fry looks at the gum and candy rack. - Nixon sits with Zapp at the table. Kif pours wine into Zapp's glass and then pours some into Nixon's jar. He slurps it. - Bender: “You're my kind of soldier, Lemon. A foul-mouthed, barrel-chested, beer-bellied pile of ugly muscle.” ## S3 E3 — The Cryonic Woman URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0303.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry is reunited with his girlfriend from the 20th century. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Scene: Applied Cryogenics: Probulator Room. The man lies naked on the table. Sharp instruments hover above him. - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - She clips him with her implant gun. - They pass a commando-type who is holds a gun and is pulling a pin from a grenade. - Fry: “They'll save us. [The kids point guns at them.] We're saved!” - The kids takes their guns out. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Fry: “Alright, fine. Everything else sucks. At least we can have a nice place to live.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - He pours himself a coffee and opens the old man's tube. There are pizza boxes, milk cartons, beers and cans of Slurm stacked around him. Fry pours some milk into his coffee. The old man defrosts. - Fry: “And the people are all phoneys. No one reads. Everything has cilantro on it-- [A limo pulls up and the window comes down. Inside, Michelle and Pauly Shore drink champagne.] Michelle, baby!” ## S3 E4 — Parasites Lost URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0304.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew takes a trip inside Fry's body to save him from parasitic worms. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s) - Enter Zoidberg riding one of Fry's sperm. - Sal: “Hey, sexy mama, let's get busy and freaky in that order!” - Fry: “Hey, jumbo! How would you like it if Leela said you were sexy and she wanted to make love with you?” - Scene: Leela's Bedroom. Fry and Leela make out on her bed. - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - She is wearing sexy, near-see-through underwear. - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Zoidberg: “[almost simultaneous] Shotgun!” - Cut to: Fry's Capillary. The ship moves through the tube between two red blood cells. - Cut to: Fry's Vein. The ship is blown out of the capillary with the blood cells and is battered around the tube. - Sal: “I gots your apologys right heres! [He whips out a knife.” - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Fry-Droid: “I was just working my way towards the medulla oblongata, control centre of the heart and lungs. And if I kill myself, you die with me.” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - He cocks his laser and fires at the worm building. - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Farnsworth-Droid: “Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left!” - Fry: “Of all the parasites I've had over the years, these worms are among the-- Hell! They are the best! Leela, how can I ever repay you for saving them?” ## S3 E5 — Amazon Women in the Mood URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0305.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew gets stranded on a planet of Amazonian women. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - He points his claws at them like guns and imitates gunfire. - Zoidberg: “You Latins are so hot-blooded! [He changes the shell and the new one looks like the outfit worn by the cop from The Village People.] This one's like a summer guy!” - Zapp: “Yes! A little tighter. [She pulls it tighter.] Tighter. Perhaps a hard spanking is in order? [She punches him in the ass and he groans.] Too hard!” - Leela: “We can't wait for Bender. It's time for a woman's touch. [She kicks and punches the Amazonians.] Yah! Hi-yah! Yah, yah, yah!” - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Zapp: “Waiter, bring us a bottle of wine.” - Kif stutters and gasps then drinks a glass of wine and takes out Zapp's book. Zapp smirks and picks his teeth with a toothpick. - Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola, ## S3 E6 — Bendless Love URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0306.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender gets jealous when he thinks his new fembot love might still love her ex. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Leela: “So Flexo and Angle-ine had sex right there on the factory floor? Well, at least you got bending out of your system.” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Zoidberg: “You've seen me naked?” - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Farnsworth: “Or perhaps my new posture is causing blood to pool in the back of my brain, resulting in a mild delirium.” - Bender: “Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: Kill Flexo. [He punches his knuckles together.] Ow!” - Bender punches him and they start fighting. In a control room above, the mobbots watch. Clamps operates a set of controls that hold a large unbendable girder above the factory floor. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “Whoa! I'm not reading that crap. Summarise it in one word.” - Flexo: “You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became! [He laughs.] Nah, you're alright. Good to see you, buddy!” - Fry: “Professor, I've never seen you so cheerful. What the hell's wrong with you?” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “Uh, I knew that. What I'm actually outraged by is your choice of wine. Really, it's the steward's fault.” ## S3 E7 — The Day the Earth Stood Stupid URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0307.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Only Fry's superior inferior brain can save the day when knowledge-sucking alien brains invade. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Queequeg: “[pointing] Big whale over there.” ## S3 E8 — That's Lobstertainment! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0308.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Dr. Zoidberg heads to Hollywood to help his washed-up uncle revive his film career. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Zoid: “Hooray, I won't be murdered. I'll live another day. Another day of ... pathetic, forgotten misery.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Calculon: “Nay. I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.” - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Hermes: “You're right, crabby. He's a hell of a lot funnier than you could ever be.” - Zoid: “OK, enough with the blubbering, already. The way I directed the hell out of him, he may still very well get the nomination.” - Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s) - Woman #2: What's that scribbledy-gook? ## S3 E9 — The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0309.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Leela fights to save the penguins of Pluto after an oil spill. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Waterfall Sr.: “Folks, it's worse than we thought. Seems dark matter is nature's sex drug. It's like a perverted trail mix of penguin oestrogen, penguin Viagra and Spanish penguin fly. Why, it's making them ultra-fertile.” - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - Leela: “It's just like murdering a little butler.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Waterfall Sr.: “Everyone, grab your guns. I declare penguin hunting season officially open.” - He pulls out a gun and cocks it and so do the other hippies. Leela looks around in horror. - Cut to: Penguins Unlimited HQ Rec Room. The hippies clean out their guns. - Scene: Outside Penguins Unlimited HQ. Leela holds a gun. - Swearing — 9 moment(s) - He pulls out a gun and cocks it and so do the other hippies. Leela looks around in horror. - The hunters cock their guns and laugh. - He cocks his gun. - They cock their guns. - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Fry: “The hell I will! Have you even read the Captain's Handbook?” - Zoidberg: “Such a man! I'd follow him to hell and back, I would.” - Waterfall Sr.: “Cold showers don't work on Antarctic creatures. Now surely you agree that a quick, semi-painless death is a damn sight better than weeks of starvation.” ## S3 E10 — The Luck of the Fryrish URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0310.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry travels to Old New York to retrieve his lucky clover. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Bender: “Pay dirt! I got the clover! Plus his wedding ring. [He puts it on and flashes it around.] Sorry, ladies, I'm taken! Hey, Fry, you want me to smack the corpse up a little?” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Fry: “First person on Mars? I should have been the first person on Mars. He stole my clover, he stole my name and he stole my life. [He punches the statue.] And now he broke my hand!” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Zoidberg: “To hell with your spoiled baby! I need those shoes!” - Bender: “Like hell you will! Bending's my middle name.” - Mrs. Fry: “Have a look downstairs. Your brother may be missing but his crap sure isn't.” ## S3 E11 — The Cyber House Rules URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0311.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: A trip to the orphanarium leads Leela to get cosmetic surgery and Bender to adopt 12 orphans. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Vogel: “Well keep adoption in mind. It's a great way to have a kid without having sex.” - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Zoidberg: “Wonderful. And while you're under the knife, you could also get an ink pouch to help you escape your enemies.” - Leela: “You mean by beating them up? Because I've broken that blind kid's nose like 10 times and it doesn't make any difference.” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “Hey, what the hell are you doing? Quit hugging me!” - Leela: “Damn right I was!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “OK, they've got everything you need here: Booze, a couple of peanuts, they got a crapper in the back. That's one of the things you kids do, right?” - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Leela: “Kind of fatty.” ## S3 E12 — Insane in the Mainframe URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0312.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry thinks he's a robot after being brainwashed at an insane robot asylum. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Robot: “Gee, I've seen lines move faster in a sperm bank.” - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Fry: “Oh, good, a physical! Once they examine my fragile, naked, pink body, they'll see I'm not a” - A chute sucks his clothes clean off his body leaving him with nothing but his naked, pink skin. He moves along the belt, through the door and screams. - Violence & injury — 10 moment(s) - Roberto: “Noticeably? I'll say! Now stand back, I gotta practise my stabbing.” - He stabs at the air and makes nutcase noises. Fry ducks and dodges the knife. - He stabs some more. - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Roberto: “Not bad, not bad. [He pulls out a knife.] Everybody on the floor! This is a stick-up!” - The projection goes off and Fry gasps. He sees a badly-disguised Roberto at the back of the court. He waves his knife at Fry. Fry chokes. - Fry: “[mechanical voice] It was nothing. I-- [He sees his bleeding arm and screams. His wipes some onto his finger and looks at it.] [normal] Blood? Robots don't have blood. I must be a, a” - He punches Bender's body a few times and then in the head which makes it spin. Bender stops it from spinning and laughs. - From offscreen come the sounds of Roberto beating up Perceptron and making the nutcase noise. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Fry: “Well I'm gonna take action. It's time to check on my retirement fund. [He takes a $100 bill out of his sock.] Damn! Still only $100.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s) - Scene: Outside 7^11. Fry and Bender sit on the kerb. Bender drinks beer. - Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry sits on the couch and finishes another bottle of beer. He throws it down on the floor at Zoidberg's feet. - Fry: “[drunk] Alcohol fuels my power cells. [He stands up.] And as a mighty robot, I-- [He burps and falls back onto the couch, tipping it over backwards.] Beep.” - Amy: “Aw! He looks like a little insane drunken angel.” ## S3 E13 — Bendin' in the Wind URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0313.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: A paralyzed Bender joins rock star Beck on the concert road. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Scene: Velma Sue's Laundromat. Zoidberg, Amy, Leela and Fry do their laundry. Zoidberg dumps the basket of washing on a table in front of the others who sit around in their underwear. - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Beck: “Try and scrape it across your chest like a knife on burnt toast.” - Bender: “Obviously not, or I'd be strangling you right now.” - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - Fry: “Something clangs around inside of him and he shits a brick.” - Leela: “Whale oil. [She points to a barrel of Mobil Dick Whale Oil.] Bender, lift it up to the can opener.” - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - Bender: “Oh, crap! It's a miracle!” - Beck: “Bender, that's some played-out, new-jack, horse crap-- But I know you don't mean it so apology accepted.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Scene: Planet Express: Hangar. Fry grunts and groans as he pushes the VW into the hangar. He wears the previous owner's bandana. Bender sits inside and guzzles down a beer. The rest of the staff gather around. ## S3 E14 — Time Keeps on Slippin' URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0314.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew is responsible for a rift in the time/space continuum. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Time skips. Hermes wears a funky shirt and plays a steel drum while the others have formed a nude conga line. - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Tate: “Damn right, brother man. This chronological wang-dang-doodle could destroy the very matrix of reality.” - Nixon: “Here's the funding for your gravity pump. But it damn well better work! We can't spend all of Earth's money every day. Now, how long will it take to build?” - Bender: “Well, the doomsday device is ready. Maybe blasting this quadrant of space into a hell storm of flaming nothingness will cheer me up a little.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Cut to: Closet. Leela looks inside. There is a mattress in the corner, candles, a black light and a bottle of champagne in a bucket of ice. - He opens a bottle of champagne and pours it into two glasses. Leela gasps. ## S3 E15 — I Dated a Robot URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0315.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry falls in love with a Lucy Liu robot. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s) - Liubot: “You're one sexy man, [mechanical voice] Philip J. Fry.” - Billy: “[in movie] No thanks, Mom. I'd rather make out with my Monroe-bot.” - Billy: “[in movie] No thanks, Dad. I'd rather make out with my Monroe-bot.” - Bender: “Damnit! We weren't counting on them being as smart as they are sexy!” - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - He aims a gun at the planet, fires and blows the planet to pieces. He laughs while the others look on with blank expressions. - Fry: “Nah. I read in Newsweek that she drinks human blood.” - The Liubots eat their way out of the popcorn and spit the kernels at the projector room like machine gun fire. Everyone screams and ducks. - She kicks him then moves towards Bender and he backs away. She punches him. - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Smith: “[on TV] A casino where I'm winning? That car musta killed me. I must be in heaven! [He plays again and wins again.] A casino where I always win? That's boring. I must really be ... in hell!” - Sebastian Cabot: “[on TV] No, Mr. Smith. You're not in heaven or hell. You're on an aeroplane.” ## S4 E1 — Roswell that Ends Well URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0401.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry must make sure his grandfather survives in Roswell, NM, or he himself will cease to exist. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Fry: “The cutlery slides off and a knife lands inches from Enos's crotch.] Oh!” - Scene: Airbase Hangar. Bender's body is still on the table. The wall explodes. Farnsworth, asleep, sits in a flying chair with guns attached to it. He wakes up. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Enos: “Damn! Them crackers cut my mouth up somethin' bad! Let's stop off for a malt.” - Farnsworth: “What the hell have you done, Fry?” - Farnsworth: “Start the ship, Leela. Let's just steal the damn radar dish and get back to our own time.” - Farnsworth: “[sarcastic] Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!” - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Bender's body is shaped like a flying saucer. A hatch on it opens and a beer bottle falls out. The men gasp, the general clutching Truman. ## S4 E2 — A Tale of Two Santas URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0402.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender takes over as Santa Claus to bring back Xmas spirit. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Neptunians: “Hooray! [They throw their clothes in the air.] Hooray! [They throw their underwear in the air.] Hooray!” - Violence & injury — 10 moment(s) - Cronkite: “[on TV] In all the tinsel and terror of the holiday season we too often underestimate that murderous brute better known as Santa Claus.” - A stiff corpse sits in a rocking chair by a window. - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Farnsworth: “Bring it on, Santa! That bloodthirsty cadaver junkie can't touch us as long as we're not stupid enough to leave this building.” - Girl: “[voice-over; writing] Please, please don't bring me any gifts. The bicycle you fired at me last year from your bicycle gun really tore up my insides.” - Scene: He flies towards Earth and over the streets of New New York. A snowman in the street wears a helmet holds a gun with a bayonet. - Bender: “Ho, ho-- [Farnsworth blasts Bender in the chest with a shotgun and he falls back.] Ow!” - Aide #2: I'll let you punch me for a buck. - Santa: “The man screams in pain.] Mobsters beating up a shopkeeper for protection money.” - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Mrs. Grant: “This is it, kids. Take your suicide pills so you won't suffer.” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “Santa's right. We need some sort of robot. [There is silence. The Neptunians, Santa, Fry and Leela stare at Bender.] Aw, crap! I'm some sort of robot.” - Bender: “[singing] Why you selfish little bastards,” - Kwanzaabot: “No time! I gotta hand out the traditional Kwanzaa book. [He holds up a book called "What The Hell Is Kwanzaa?" and sighs.] I've been givin' these out for 647 years!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Scene: Alley. Bender sits leaning against a dumpster and holding a bottle of beer. - He opens the bottle and drinks the beer. From the end of the alley, Smitty and URL watch. ## S4 E3 — Anthology of Interest II URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0403.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The What-If machine projects a human Bender, the world as a video game and Leela in her real home. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Time Lapse. The drunken scientists are asleep and sitting around in their underwear. - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender: “Now did you say you were off to see the Professor? 'Cause I could use a heart -- a human heart. I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement.” - Farnsworth: “Oh, blithery poop, my cowardly lobster! You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?” - He hands Zoidberg a gun and he takes it, spins it around on his claw and mimics gunfire. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Nixon: “Nixon's Head".] There! No major crap-ups.” - Mom: “Damn this DSL! [She cackles and opens a cage, letting out her flying monkey-sons.] Fly, my stupids! Fly out and get them!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - What-If Scene: O'Zorgnax's Pub. Bender drinks a beer and lights and smokes a cigar. - He stands up and dances, still holding his beer, cigar and nachos. - Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Mom: “I'll tell you why I brought you here, you twice-baked barf bags: Because I've always wanted a daughter to love. You want to get adopted, you little skank?” ## S4 E4 — Love and Rocket URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0404.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender and the Planet Express ship fall in love resulting in a mishap adventure when Bender jilts her. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Ship: “We're gonna love being each other, you sexy ion!” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - In the hangar, Bender and Fry hide and watch Amy, in her underwear, wash the ship. - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Guards surround the crew, guns at the ready. - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - He pours beer into one of the fuel hatches. Later, in the Planet Express hangar, Bender catches Fry mopping Ship and hits him. ## S4 E5 — Leela's Homeworld URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0405.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Leela learns the truth about her parents and her identity when Bender angers a group of people with his toxic waste dumping. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Leela's Homeworld Written byKristin Gore Transcribed byThe Neutral Planet - She raises her gun. - He walks behind the hooded figures and pulls off their hoods. They are the mutants from the flashback. Leela lowers her gun. - Bender: “Now I can punch you in the nose in the dark.” - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Leela: “Eurgh! [She throws the octopus back into the sewage, turns and sees the hooded figures. She gasps.] Who the hell are you?” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… ## S4 E6 — Where the Buggalo Roam URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0406.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Kif does everything possible to win Amy's parents' approval. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Zapp: “Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.” - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Fry: “And then, while they sat helplessly around the campfire ... a demented knife-wielding escaped lunatic libertarian zombie mutant snuck up and” - Zapp: “Chief, my people are a people of law. And that law is ... [He pulls out a gun.] ... no backsies!” - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Mr. Wong: “Dust storm! Oh, dust storm! Everybody into house. Hurry, before we die. And wipe your damn feet!” - Bender: “Damn you, old man!” - Scene: Martian Reservation. Singing Wind gives a signal and the tornado sucks up Amy. - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Wong: “Oh, really? Who gonna save us? [He points at Leela.] One-eye? [He points at Zoidberg.] Lobster mooch? [He points at Bender.] Drunken garbage can?” ## S4 E7 — A Pharaoh to Remember URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0407.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender becomes a tyrannical leader of a planet that resembles ancient Egypt. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Australian Man: “Oh! Bloody chunder!” - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “Afterlife? Pft. If I thought I had to go through a whole other life I'd kill myself right now.” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Sal: “Alrights, ladies, let's flush these artists lofts straights to hell!” - Bender: “Your best is an idiot. Let's pick it up, people. So far it's been crap after crap! I croaked, now show me some love!” - Bender: “Go faster? I told them but they're so damn lazy.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - He takes Fry's beer bottle and throws it at the TV. - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Scene: Market. Fry, Leela and Bender walk through the market with the Osiran behind them. A man makes an enquiry at a "Lose Weight Now - Ask Me How" booth. ## S4 E8 — Godfellas URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0408.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender gets lost in space and becomes a god to a race of tiny aliens. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - (04:45) ⨂Shrimpkin Priest: Fellow Shrimpkins, behold him who hath taken us unto his breast. - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - (13:53) ⨂Bender: Hello? Is anyone still alive? How about in the porno theatre? - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - (02:32) ⨂Fry: You mean we can never catch up to him? Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood? - Mobsters drive past Malachi's home shooting at each other. Malachi's wife gasps, picks up a gun and shoots at the cars. Bender watches and groans. - (19:17) ⨂Fry: [sad] You're right. I'm never gonna see him again. I know he was evil and on more than one occasion he-he actually stole my blood. [He spins the dish controller.] But still, I wish I had Bender back. - Swearing — 8 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - (02:05) ⨂Bender: Damn you, Fry and Lee-- [He flies through the pirate ship, leaving a hole in the hull and holding a bag of swag.] --la! - He tries again, plays another bad note and growls.] Damn you! - (05:39) ⨂Bender: Poor? Oh, crap. - (14:17) ⨂Leela: [shouting] Fry, if I drop dead from exhaustion, make sure my body freezes in a dignified position. None of that "huddled over for warmth" crap. - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - He holds up the tablet. Written on it is "God Needs Booze". - Scene: Bender drifts through space to Also sprach Zarathustra. On his body a huge beer tower has been built and the Shrimpkin village has grown to include several fields. - Time Lapse. Bender tastes the "Lordweiser" beer from the tower. ## S4 E9 — Future Stock URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0409.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: A 1980s businessman takes over Planet Express and threatens to sell it to a larger corporation. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Calculon: “Get your stinkin' trike off me, you damn dirty ape.” - Mom: “Jam a bastard in it, you crap!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Steve Castle: “Back in the 1980's, I was the toast of Wall Street. I was having whiskey with Boesky and cookies with Milken. But then, I was diagnosed with terminal boneitis.” - Steve Castle: “OK. We've got the hot tub hot, the wine cooler's cool. It's Hammer time!” ## S4 E10 — A Leela of Her Own URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0410.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Leela becomes the first -- and worst -- female blernsball player. Title sequence tagline 'Scratch here to reveal prize'. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Hermes: “Like a sexy Yogi Berra!” - Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s) - Scene: Mets Locker Room. The male players wander around with black bars covering their genitals. Leela sits on a bench but Doubledeal doesn't notice her sadness. - Cygnoid Woman: “[crying] We come to Earth to start new life. Raise fat spoiled Earth kids, hang many underwear from Earth clothesline, live Earthican dream.” - Uecker: “Would you look at that! College blernsball's finest female hitter making her big league debut against pro-ball's worst female anything. I've never seen anything this bizarre, and I've seen Mr. Belvedere naked! Woo!” - Leela: “[quietly] Keep cool. She's just like any other player. She puts on her sports bra one arm at a time.” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s) - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot. - Leela: “Oh, put down the binoculars, Fry. The wall of that strip club isn't going to collapse twice in one day.” - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - She thumps her glove, misses, and punches Farnsworth in the face. Bender peers over his shades. - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Blek: “You save us, a-sir. If we cannot make Earth pizza our dream will die. Just like rats we crushed to make the wine.” - Fry spits out the wine over Bender's face and Bender spits it back. ## S4 E11 — The 30% Iron Chef URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0411.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender challenges a famous chef to a cooking contest. Watch for: - Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s) - Aki: “Well, Hiroki-san, when I asked him, he asked what business it was of mine and conjectured that my mother was a prostitute.” - Stewart: “In the English countryside many prostitutes decorate their rooms with festive gourds.” - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Zoidberg: “[He stabs himself but the sword crumples as it hits his shell.] Huh?” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Next Bender chops a vegetable very quickly with a knife and ends up chopping up half his arm as well. - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - "I Am Committing Suicide", "I Am Getting A Tattoo" and "I Am Running Away". - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - He eats some more. Morbo sucks up his soylent spaghetti. - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Bender: “I'll avenge you, master. I swear, in the presence of these drunken bums, that I shall defeat Elzar!” - Gus: “Oh, I'm not drunk, I'm mentally ill. But I likes what what you said!” ## S4 E12 — Where No Fan Has Gone Before URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0412.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry is placed on trial for his life because he traveled to the forbidden planet of Omega 3 to rescue all 79 episodes of "Star Trek". Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Zapp: “Quiet, you! This court martial is now in session. The honourably sexy Zapp Brannigan residing. Bring in the accused.” - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - He zaps Welshie's corpse and it explodes. - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Zapp: “"Yes". So noted. Do you plead guilty? [Fry beeps twice.] Double "yes". Guilty! I will now carry out the punishment. Kif, my gun.” - Bender: “And we can use this machine gun to shoot them! Yee-haw! [He pulls out a Tommy gun from behind a rock and expends the entire round. Fry and Leela glare at him and he chuckles.] That was fun!” - He hits back and she dodges his punch and kicks him in the chest. - Nimoy: “Let's see if this actually works! [He tries to do the Vulcan neck pinch on Bender but it doesn't work.] Hm. [Bender punches him, grabs his legs and swings him around, whacking the others in the face.] Ow! Ow! Ow!” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Nimoy: “No. Perhaps you're thinking of my one man show about Vincent van Spock-- Uh, uh, I mean van Gogh! Damn!” - Shatner: “Let's get the hell outta here!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… ## S5 E1 — Crimes of the Hot URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0501.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Earth's robots are sentenced to death when they are identified as the cause of global warming. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - He climbs onto the table, yawns and they make out. The robot carries on drinking. - Violence & injury — 10 moment(s) - Bender: “Roberto stabs the robot who couldn't make his payments in Bender Gets Made.] Look, I love life and its pleasures as much as anyone here.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Van: “Thank you all for coming. It is my pleasure to introduce the host of the Kyoto Global Warming Convention. The inventor of the environment and first Emperor of the Moon: Al Gore.” - Al Gore's head in a jar rises up from the middle of the stage. - He holds a ray gun up to his head. - He pulls out a knife and he and Bender fight. - More gases arrive and they beat up Mr. Sunbeam. - He punches Preacherbot. - The robots stop fighting. Bender punches Preacherbot again and he falls over. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Mom: “Crap spackle! [She slaps him.] We'll just call it a sport utility robot and classify it as a light truck.” - Preacherbot: “To hell with the turtles!” - Bender: “[The turtle starts to rock from side to side.] Huh? What the hell are you doing?” - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Bender: “Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for. Jewels, vengeance, Father O'Mally's weed whacker. But, at long last, I've found something I'm willing to die for: This mindless turtle.” - The robot wakes up, drinks beer and belches fire. - Leela: “Come on. You've got to come out of your chest sometime. [She holds up a bottle of beer.] Would you do it for a Bender snack?” - Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Leela: “You're both alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gamblers?” ## S5 E2 — Jurassic Bark URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0502.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry discovers the intact fossilized remains of his pet dog from his old life. The Professor reveals he can clone the animal. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Leela: “Sorry, but we need to practise hand-to-hand combat in case an enemy knocks the laser guns out of our hands and they slide way across the room.” - Bender beats him with his wand with each word. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “But that's a good thing. Walking On Sunshine sucks noodles!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Flashback: January 1st 2000. In the cryogenics lab, Seymour barks at Fry, frozen in the cryo-tube. A man fixes a radiator and a cryogenisist sits at his desk nursing a hangover. - Cryogenisist: “Ugh! I am one hungover cryogenisist. Just throw that mutt in the freezer till his owners get here.” ## S5 E3 — The Route of All Evil URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0503.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Prof. Farnsworth's and Hermes' 12 year old sons combine forces to take over Planet Express, but their ambition is more than their ability and they need their fathers' help to save the day. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Fry: “I can't drink that! The metal shavings make my throat bloody.” - Scene: Maple Craters. The port torpedo hatch opens and a gun pops out. - Cut to: Ships Torpedo Room. Hermes sits behind the gun with the papers scattered around the room. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Farnsworth: “Damn right we are! Now come on, let's go do a little father-son weaselling out of this.” - Horrible Gelatinous Blob: What the hell do you want? - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s) - Scene: 7^11. Fry, Bender and Leela peruse the beer fridge. - Bender: “Ah, beer! So many choices, and it makes so little difference.” - Leela: “Hey, hey! We can all fight when we're drunk. Now, listen, why don't we just brew our own beer?” - Dwight: “Yeah, but why are you mad at us? Your dummy brigade wasted a week on an obviously fake mission.” - Cubert: “We just busted our bums delivering a million papers and this is how you greet us, with a bunch of frosty, cold beers?” - Farnsworth: “Uh, might a homeless old man have a touch more beef bourguignon? And another tequila slammer? [LaBarbara scoffs.] Please?” ## S5 E4 — A Taste of Freedom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0504.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Zoidberg is sentenced to death for eating Earth's flag on Freedom Day. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Nixon: “We're free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in.” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Fry: “Wow! Nude hot-tubbing? That's all I need to hear about Freedom Day!” - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Ambassador Mervin: “This is your secret plan? Meh! Heat-seeking missiles are useless against the Mobile Oppression Palace. All Decapodian technology is cold-blooded, like us!” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Zapp: “You're damn right there is! That strapping young lad's gunning for your job. And he just might get it.” - Bender: “What the hell is this dirt pile we're building, anyhow?” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… ## S5 E5 — Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0505.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Amy's romance with Kif takes an unexpected twist when he becomes pregnant. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Scene: Leela's Quarters. She sleeps with Nibbler on her. - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Moriarty: “Right-oh, gents, it's another simulation gone mad, so murder and mayhem, standard procedure!” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Zapp: “[He holds up a large gun.] Get back into the Holo-Shed before I start blasting!” - She punches him and he falls off the bed. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Farnsworth: “Zoidberg? What the hell were you doing in there?” - Mrs. Wong: “Damn right! Now you're a mom, the only surfing you do is under a big wave of responsibility.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… ## S5 E6 — Less than Hero URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0506.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry and Leela form a superhero team after a miracle cream gives them super powers. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Woman: “[sexfully] Captain Yesterday, I find your skintight high-waters incredibly sexy. Let's get together sometime.” - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - He takes his hat off his hand, revealing a small robot holding a gun. - Narrator: “[voice-over] Attention, all crooks, lowlifes and lawbreakers. Do yourselves a favour and crawl back into your filthy tenements, you human cockroaches. Or get your ugly face punched to custard by ... The New Justice Team.” - Who does she beat up? - A yak charges towards Fry and he punches it. - He laughs. The kangaroo punches him. "01001010!!!" comes up. Teddy Roosevelt's head watches. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - πkea Robot: Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap. - Leela: “It's just rude! [The clock strikes 10.] Total hell!” - Fry: “Man, this costume is so damn heavy!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “So? I'm already super-strong. And my arms do this. [He reaches over to the other end of the hangar, grabs a bottle of beer, retracts his arm and hands the bottle to Fry.] Also I got this going.” ## S5 E7 — Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0507.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The Planet Express crew revert into teenagers after falling into aging tar. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “Let's get this gargoyle hunt on the road. Driving gloves, driving goggles, driving thong. There!” - Farnsworth: “[shouting] My thong!” - Heather: “Since this is such a serious case of old, we'll have to try our strongest treatment: A soothing full-body bath in searing-hot tar. [She indicates the pits.] Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “Poodle spit! [Heather scans him and the scanner displays "53". He gasps.] 53 years old? [He sighs.] Now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultra-porn.” - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Leela: “No! No! It's tasted human blood!” - Zoidberg: “Oh, sure, like you need all your blood.” - Leela: “It's gonna be totally awesome, Mom! You and me can bake and argue about my hairstyle hiding my pretty face. And if some kid picks on me, my dad can beat up his dad.” - Morris: “Can't I just beat up the kid?” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Farnsworth: “Mmm! Damn good meat!” - Farnsworth: “Go to hell, Heather!” - Bender: “[mean voice] Harder, damn you!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s) - Morris: “Fine, Sweetiekins, we'll be the strictest parents ever. Now, let's all have some tequila to celebrate!” - Leela: “[whispering] Bring beer.” - Morris: “No beer till you finish your tequila!” - Farnsworth: “I had a few beers but I'm cool to drive.” - Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s) - Mr. Wong: “Stay in room? You so fat, you gonna stay all around room!” - Amy: “Dad, if you're gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again, I'm just gonna stay in my room.” ## S5 E8 — The Why of Fry URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0508.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry learns his accidental freezing 1,004 years earlier wasn't an accident. He is given a choice that could prevent its happening, but at a cost. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - He punches Fry and knocks him unconscious. - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - Leela: “I met him at that charity cock fight last week. He's the mayor's aide.” - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Fry: “Those bastards!” - Fry: “Yes! Here I come, future! Oh, no! Wait! I'm gonna get trapped in the Infosphere again! Just remember that Scooty-Puff Jr. sucks.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Fry: “So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?” ## S5 E9 — The Sting URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0509.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Sent on the same mission which caused the deaths of the previous Planet Express crew, Leela mourns the apparent death of Fry. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Fry: “Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?” - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “That's not Fry's jacket. Fry's jacket is red. That's your jacket. An off-the-rack, lime green affair.” - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “Of course he still exists: As a frozen corpse in outer space! [He laughs then sighs.] Oh, I made myself sad.” - Leela: “I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender: “And blood! Don't forget about Fry's blood!” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - She grabs the hoover and sucks him up. - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Zoidberg: “I should warn you, I'm a mean drunk.” ## S5 E10 — The Farnsworth Parabox URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0510.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew ventures into a parallel universe accidentally created by the Professor. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Cut to: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Bender sleeps with his feet on the table and snores as the room shakes. Parts of the ceiling fall. Farnsworth screams. - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - She punches him. - He weakly punches him. - Fry A: “One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!” - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Farnsworth 1: “Your granny can go to hell! I've hidden the box so no one can destroy the home universe of my handsome friend here.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “And unlabeled booze! Wide-mouth too!” ## S5 E11 — Three Hundred Big Boys URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0511.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: A $300 tax rebate from the government prompts everyone to live out their aspirations. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Holo-Roseanne: “Ambergris. Noun. A grease-like product of the sperm whales digestive tract that is used as a base in the finest perfumes. This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts.” - Bender walks past and blows smoke in their faces. They cough. Underneath a giant spider dress, Farnsworth and his girlfriend make out. A bell tolls. - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - Nixon: “That's right! I've sent you each 300 buckaroos in the form of a Tricky Dick Fun Bill.” - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - Farnsworth: “Hey! Turn that damn music-- [A woman looks up at him] Up!” - Mom: “Oh, what the hell.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Man #1: Very good, sir. Shall I pre-warm sir's crack pipe? - A champagne cork slowly shoots out of the top of a bottle. ## S5 E12 — Spanish Fry URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0512.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry goes in search of his nose after poachers sell it on the black market as an aphrodisiac. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s) - He grates a horn onto her shoulder and licks it off. They make out. Fry turns the TV off. - She points at The Beast With Two Bucks Sex Shoppe. - Cut to: The Beast With Two Bucks Sex Shoppe. Enter Fry, Bender and Leela. The salesman is a chameleon-like alien. - Fry: “I'll just start you off with some bread. Some sexy, arousing bread!” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - Salesman: “I video-tape everyone who comes in here so I can blackmail them later. [The crew gag.] Hey, I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Here's the weirdo who bought your horn.” - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - The scene on TV changes to a picture of a grey alien with a gun over his shoulder. He holds a nose. Back to the studio. - He pulls out a gun and points it at Bigfoot. Everyone mutters. - Salesman: “I'm sorry, sir, but due to the perverted nature of our business, customer records are strictly confidential. [Leela punches him.] Right this way.” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Fry: “[It sucks him up.] Hey!” - Lrrr: “Like hell I wouldn't. I'm not gonna be blamed for not going.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Leela: “There's nothing so refreshing as the clean, crisp taste of this bold Canadian beer.” - Bender: “Bonjour. May I offer you a box of wine for the edge of the table?” ## S5 E13 — Bend Her URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0513.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender becomes an Olympic fembot and wins the love of a famous robot. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Leela: “You actually thought they'd let you walk away without an engine oil sex check?” - Bender: “I don't need friends. I need a sex change operation and give it to me now!” - Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s) - Commentator: “Bender's dress falls revealing his underwear and the last judge changes his score to 10.0.] Perfect scores!” - Coilette: “My breasts are keeping me awake at night anyway.” - Coilette: “This top makes me look fat. Is it trampy to go on a first date nude?” - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Farnsworth: “Oh, let's go check on Hermes. All this inspiring multi-culturalism is angrying up my blood. [He, Fry, Leela and Amy get up and leave. They pass some fans holding a "Go Sweden!" banner.] Sweden? I don't think so!” - He shoots the starter gun and the limbo-ers run off down the track and under the limbo sticks. - Bender: “Ever been beaten up by a guy dressed like a chick?” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Commentator: “I say go to hell, Barbados Slim!” - Bender: “I'm great! Everybody else sucks! Except that guy Bender. He's really somethin'!” - Farnsworth: “Turn off that crap-o-rama! One mistake now and Bender will be trapped forever between the already ill-defined robot sexes.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “Don't worry. The fat pig will do fine thanks to this flabbo-dynamic spandex bodysuit I've designed. [Hermes wriggles into the bodysuit.] It redistributes his weight, shifting his centre of gravity closer to his knees.” - Hermes: “Your body may be as perfectly-sculpted as it was 20 years ago when you whupped my fat ass every time we met. [He pulls the bodysuit hood over his hair.] But today, I feel lucky.” - Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Coilette: “Oh, please! Every man wants a tramp. No wonder you girls aren't married. [She giggles.] I tell you, men are so much better at being women.” ## S5 E14 — Obsoletely Fabulous URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0514.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Bender needs an upgrade when a new robot makes him feel obsolete. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 8 moment(s) - Roberto: “Man, I hate those new 1-X robots. I'd like to stab 'em! Give 'em some of these!” - He starts stabbing the air with his fist and making his trademark nutcase noise. - Roberto: “Parole officer says I gotta upgrade or he won't give me back my stabbing knife.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Wernstrom: “Ladies and gentlemen, my Killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available.” - Roberto: “I'm past that. Later, blood!” - Bender: “They're the devil's veins and electricity is his blood.” - Swearing — 9 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender belches fire and Robot 1-X sucks it in and disperses a green gas from its head. Bender sniffs. - Bender: “That new robot is great, huh? Sure made me look like a pile of crap!” - He sucks up the litter and dark matter, cleans the box and replaces it with fresh litter and a fresh pine scent. - Bender: “Damn. One rock short of rescue!” - Bender: “[He empties the other discs out of his chest cabinet and stamps on them, cracking and breaking them.] Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Fry: “And there's a robot scratching post. [Robots bat around a beer bottle on the scratching post.] You should try it out, Bender.” - Bender: “Oop! Low on power. [He chuckles.] Better fuel up! [The bottle is empty.] Oh, no! Guess I'll do what I always do when I run out of booze.” - Scene: Desert Island Beach. Bender is back under his rock. He has developed five o'clock rust around his mouth and is muttering to himself. He sees a six pack of beer walking towards him and gasps. ## S5 E15 — Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0515.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender becomes a star on his favorite soap opera by forgetting his lines and reverting to character, but becomes concerned about the effect he is having on the audience. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Monique: “[on TV] Nude rocks bands, big piles of what I assume is talcum powder. It's quite a birthday party, Calculon.” - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - Dramatic music plays. The "previously" montage fades to a bedroom where Monique has another passionate affair with Boxy. Enter Calculon. Monique pulls the sheets over her. - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Network President: “Then you don't quit. [His CD-ROM drive opens and one of the Execubots puts a gun in it and connects it to him.] I think you'll be finishing the scene now, Mr. Bender. And don't skimp on the nasty.” - Farnsworth: “I'm a cold-blooded punk!” - Bender yoinks the guns from their hands. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “[shouting; from outside] Awful! Boo! This kid sucks! We want Bender! Boo!” - Linda: “[on TV] A new protest group, Fathers Against Rude Television, says "Hell, yes!"” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Bender: “Cram a ham in it, you twerps! [He throws his beer bottle at them, it misses and hits Fry, who squeals.] Sorry!” - Calculon: “[on TV] Oh, Monique, why did we wait so many years to bathe in champagne?” - Bender: “[He stands up on the bed and starts dancing.] C'mon, baby! [He hums and takes a cigar out of his chest cabinet and takes a few puffs then follows with a gulp of beer.] Come on!” - Slut-shaming — 2 moment(s) - Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. A "Happy Growth-Scraping Day" banner has been hung up along the back wall. LaBarbara and Amy fly up to the ceiling on rocket packs and hang streamers. Enter Zoidberg in tramp garb. - Zoidberg: “Look who's here, everyone! It's Zoidberg, the lovable tramp!” ## S5 E16 — The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0516.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry makes a deal with the Robot Devil in order to master the holophone and show his love for Leela. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Leela: “Ooh! Was it jazz noodling? My ex-boyfriend Sean played the sax. I used to listen for hours while he sat naked on my couch and improvised.” - Fry: “That could be my beautiful soul sitting naked on her couch if I could just learn to play this stupid thing.” - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender: “Fry, if you don't take this offer right now I will lose all respect for you and punch you.” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Scene: Robot Hell. Hellbots torture robots and they scream. Beelzebot and his band of Hellbots practise the Robot Hell song. He plays his golden fiddle and then suddenly stops and groans. - Robot Devil: “Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing.” - Tinny Tim: “[shouting] Extra! Extra! Greatest opera of all time sucks.” - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Robot Devil: “Looks like I wasted a bus trip.” ## S6 E1 — Rebirth URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0601.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: After a devastating crash, the Professor attempts to resuscitate the crew with his birth machine. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Amy: “Somebody do something! [gives Fry a gun] Here, take this.” - Fry: “A gun?! D-Do I really need to—?” - Robot Leela just gives Fry a punch in the face. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “[voice over] This has been a test of the Emergency Hypnotoad System. Had this been an actual hypnosis, you would go limp and watch whatever crap comes on next. Comin' up next: Futurama! [snaps fingers]” - Fry comes in with his hair looking like an afro just like in "Hell is Other Robots". - Fry: “Poke harder, damn it!” - Leela: “Bender, shut the hell up!” - Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Robot Leela: “I'll kill you, you slut-clops! Hee-ya! [karate kicks her duplicate in the face] He's mine!” ## S6 E2 — In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0602.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Leela and Zapp Brannigan find themselves stranded on an Eden-like planet. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Zapp: “My motives were pure! I just wanted you think we had to save humanity so you'd be willing to have sex. Please say you believe me.” - Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s) - Leela and Zapp strip while the camera carefully cuts before they reveal too much. The now nude Zapp approaches Leela with some leaves. - Farnsworth: “First came XXX, the nude beach planet.” - Flashback: A naked Zapp goes to look at the destroyed ship, and takes out the trail mix - Flashback: A naked Zapp goes back to the ship taking out an indigo miniature refrigerator full of water bottles and drinks one. - Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s) - Sal: “[giving money to Petunia] I'll thinks it overs while I engages this five dollar hooker.” - Sal: “Yuck! I don't wants no three-dollar hooker. I'm goin' backs to the adults bookstore.” - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Zapp: “So, Emperor Chop Chop, once again we meet at last! Drop that space gun or I'll shoot! Like so! [shoots the villain and unties the actress portraying Leela]” - The death sphere cocks all its guns, making everyone gasp. - Zapp: “[clears throat] The giant guns are making me feel sort of...inadequate. I'm not sure if I could” - Leela gives Zapp a karate kick in the face and punches the living youknowwhat out of him. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - The death sphere cocks all its guns, making everyone gasp. - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Zapp: Mr. President, what the hell? - Leela: “What a thoughtful and considerate thing to say. What the hell's wrong with you?” ## S6 E3 — Attack of the Killer App URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0603.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Fry posts an embarrassing video of Leela online. Watch for: - Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s) - Announcer: “WIth the new eyePhone, you can watch, listen, ignore your friends, stalk your ex, download porno on a crowded bus, even check your E-mail while getting hit by a train. All with the new eyePhone.” - Infosquito: “This guy sure loves porno.” - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Fry: “[sniffs as his nose bleeds] What smells like bloody sinuses?” - Susan: “A boil cannae have a name. He also said a boil cannae sing. But... [sings] Amazing grace, how— [Leela pops Susan with a knife as she deflates and disappears]” - Mom: “All I can say for sure is... [slaps Walt] Now stop getting slapped and power up the Twitworm!” - Swearing — 9 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Farnsworth: “Oh, no! The light! I guess I'm off to Hell.” - Mom (v.o.): Hell, yes! - Bender: “[twitting] Greetings, followers: This is Day Five of my solo kayak journey around the world. Send. [laughs to himself, to Hermes] Can you believe 50,000 idiots swallow that crap? Send. Oops.” - Mom: Amazing. Some dumb bastard has nearly a million other dumb bastards following his every twit. [to her sons] Are you dumb bastards listening to me, you dumb bastards? - Mom: “YOU DUMB BASTARDS!!!” - Fry: “I didn't? Damn.” - Mom: “Dumb bastards.” - Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s) - Pan up to the Mom Store, which is a glass cube with a white logo in the shape of Mom's head and hair and two moving posters on the side with four dancing silhouettes of Mom in her fat suit, Walt, Larry, and Igner. - On one of the video screens, the silhouette of Mom in her fat suit stops dancing, walks into the light and fills the entire screen. ## S6 E4 — Proposition Infinity URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0604.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender leads a campaign to legalize robosexual marriage between humans and robots. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “[He chuckles maliciously and spreads grout onto a wall. He then makes a tile version of his head] That is one sexy bridge abutment.” - Violence & injury — 9 moment(s) - Roberto: “[He walks up to Bender. He is holding a sock] Hey, Bender. Ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. Ha-HAA. [He stabs at Bender]” - Larry the Murder Burglar: [To Amy] Hey, hot stuff. I'm Larry the Murder Burglar. - Larry the Murder Burglar: Sure. - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender: “I better carve a shiv for protection. [He pulls out a stick and a switchblade. He starts whittling down the stick into a crude knife]” - Bender: “[He has a lipstick mark on his face. He covers it up.] Uh. Blood. You know, from shaving of the face-beard.” - Bender: “I support this proposition because I love a goopy, flesh-and-blood woman, and not surprisingly, she loves me.” - URL: “Well, well. Time to beat him his rights. [He and Smitty take out their lightsabers and being hitting Bender.]” - Bender: “If you hate intolerance and begin punched in the face by me, please support Proposition Infinity!” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “You're damn right. And, before you ask, this is mine too. [He opens his chest cabinet revealing Lassie. She barks]” - Preacherbot: “Robotic brothers, the path to Robot Hell is paved with human flesh.” - Farnsworth: “Oh, no? Back when I was full of piss and vinegar, and my bed wasn't, I fell in love with the sweetest girl to ever skip through a field of posies.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Amy: “I was just checking out his tats. [She looks at a tattoo of Larry jumping out of a house window then lighting it with a molotov cocktail. The house explodes.] Sneato! I have one of my mom. Wanna see?” - Wine Bucket: “Low wine level detected. [He fills Amy's glass]” - Amy: “Dad, gleesh! I'm attracted to Bender, not his emotionless wine bucket!” ## S6 E5 — The Duh-Vinci Code URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0605.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew races to future Rome to unearth the shocking secret of Leonardo da Vinci. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Amy: “[She points to something on the painting.] That's odd. This hand here doesn't belong to anybody. And it's pointing a knife at James the Lesser!” - Farnsworth: “That's Leonardo DiCaprio, you blockhead! [He tries to punch Fry in the stomach. Bones are heard cracking.]” - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “[In audience.] Give him hell, Morbo!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… ## S6 E6 — Lethal Inspection URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0606.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Bender learns that he suffers from a mortal manufacturing defect. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - Bender: “[Chuckles] You humans and your fragile organs. One little stab to the goo and [He blows a raspberry]” - Bender: “[He bursts through the door] Where are you hiding, you coward? Get out here and get murdered like a man!” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Fry: “It's payback time, Sploder! [Fry's gun fires a beam that tags Sploder then falls flat. Fry presses a button on his gun and the beam retracts.]” - Bender: “Big whoop. I'll just download into a new... Oh, right. If I die, I die. Speaking of which– [Machine guns start shooting at them] You're right. You're right. You're right. [They run away]” - Bender: “[While punching the wall] No!” - Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s) - Zoidberg: “Then suicide it is. Step into my office. I'll give you a nice Kervorking.” - Bender: “So I'm doomed to die? And I'll never even get to punch whoever's responsible? Oh, what's the point. [He walks into a suicide booth]” - Swearing — 8 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “Dying sucks butt! How do you living beings cope with mortality?” - Bender: “Damn it, I'm supposed to be perfect. Inspector 5 gave me his blessing! [He pulls out his scrap of paper and looks at it] How could he bring me into this world knowing I gonna die?” - Bender: “[He sits in front of the computer and has his eye scanned. A buzzer sounds.] Damn it! It won't go on.” - Bender: “[Rolling up his "sleeves"] Those bastards won't know what leafed through them. [Hermes opens the door and they run inside, looking around. There is only one filing cabinet with three drawers] It's on!” - Mom: “Who the hell is this? How did you get this number?” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Hermes: “You dumb cocktail shaker! Mom won't allow a defective product to tarnish her good name! She'll kill you.” - Hermes: “Hey, you wanna celebrate our escape? Maybe grab a shot of tequila and take in a big-league cockfight?” - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “It's not a suicide booth, you lard-ass. It's a phone booth. [He closes the door]” ## S6 E7 — The Late Philip J. Fry URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0607.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: The Professor's one-way time machine takes the crew further into the future, with no hope of return. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “Ah, but this time machine only goes forward in time. That way you can't accidentally change history. Or do something disgusting like sleep with your own grandmother.” - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Amy: “Guh. It's a record-your-own-message card. You don't sign it. You leave a nude video greeting.” - Fry: “Does it have to be nude?” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s) - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot. - Fry: “No. I can throw up on a stripper anytime. Tonight, I wanna not throw up. On you.” - Morbo: “[on television] Linda, what began as innocent fun ended in tragedy tonight when a nuclear powered robot stripper suffered a catastrophic reactor meltdown. There is only one survivor.” - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - In the year 252525 (verse 2), they meet a mediaeval castle where a knight riding a ostrich stabs Bender in the back with a sword. - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - When in fact he's a blood thirsty schrimp - Bender: “Hey! That place had a gorgeous view of Blood Lake.” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “Man, the future is a total craphole. Whoever lives here is a crapface sack of crap. [He turns around to some natives.] No offence, fellows.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Scene: Time machine. They all open their beer cans and toast. - Fry: “I'm gonna grab another beer.” ## S6 E8 — That Darn Katz! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0608.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Earth is invaded by a race of intelligent cats. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Alarm Clock: “Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button.” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Amy: “Oh, God, this is like one of those nightmares. [She is in only her bra and underpants. She screams.]” - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Nibbler: “[He wheels out his spaceship.] I say we pay him a visit, and if he won't talk to us, he'll talk to Smith & Wesson, [He pulls out a hand gun.] or, perhaps, Consolidated Head Melter.” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Nibbler: “Aw! [He shakes himself.] Damn, they are good.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Time Lapse: Bender, Fry, Kif and Amy are all dancing. They are clearly drunk. Kif is still drinking. ## S6 E9 — A Clockwork Origin URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0609.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The theory of evolution is put to the test on a planet inhabited by robots. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Cubert: “Why don't you ask your mom? She's coming over for a sex visit.” - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Cubert: “Why don't you just go to Hell!” - Farnsworth: “Bender, what the Hell are you doing?” - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “Hang on. [He opens a beer and drinks. He burps and adjusts the flame.]” - Homophobic jokes — 2 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “We did find it! [The arrow is replaced by Homo erectus.] It's called Homo erectus!” - Banjo: “Then you have proven my case, sir, for no one has found a link between apes and this Homo erectus. [The arrow is put between before Homo erectus.]” ## S6 E10 — The Prisoner of Benda URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0610.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: A revolutionary invention allows the crew members to exchange minds. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “I'll need accomplices. A sexy vamp to distract and tie up the guard.” - Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s) - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. - Leela: “[in Farnsworth’s body.] You mean, like my penis? [Fry gags and a worm comes out of his mouth.] Eh!” - Farnsworth: “Also, I don't care for these boobs flapping every which way.” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “[in Amy’s body.] [Counting down.] Three, two, one. Hello, big boy. [He comes out, imitating porn music and dancing.]” - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - Flavia: “Nikolai, you imperial fool! We've been having an affair for 700 years.” - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender: “Nikolai walks up behind him and cocks a gun.] Uh, could you come back when my chump gets here?” - He takes an out automatic rifle and shoots at his head. - Bender: “[in Nikolai’s body.] Hello, baby! [She pulls out a gun.] Huh? Hey, what's going on here? And why are you kissing my dashing cousin instead of me?” - Fry: “As I told you on Sucker-Punch Day, I'm through being a chump.” - Basil: “Silence! I am Basil, the emperor's cousin and chief of his royal guard. And I shall not be seduced by a... [He gets punched and falls down.]” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - Bender: “Nikolai walks up behind him and cocks a gun.] Uh, could you come back when my chump gets here?” - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “[in Amy’s body.] Oh, crap, that is what I am!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “Science cannot move forward without heaps! No, what I regret is the youth I wasted playing it safe.” - Amy: “I wasted my youth porking out.” ## S6 E11 — Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0611.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: After a bungled Earth invasion, alien leader Lrrr faces a midlife crisis. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Bender: “Wooh, I've got fruit boobs!” - Lrrr: “Big and angry. [He unzips his jacket and pulls out a magazine. He unfolds several pages to reveal a picture of a naked Omicronian woman. Bender's eyes zoom in then suddenly wilt.]” - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Lrrr: “What, this old thing? I murdered my father. My name's Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Delivery-Boy Man: “Cut to: Delivery-Boy Man in the ship, with Invader X threatening him in a gun.] Hand magnet power!” - Bender: “Yeah, when are you going to make a second Simpsons Movie? [A panel slides open from underneath Groening's nameplate. A gun slides out and shoots Bender.] D'oh!” - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Prof. Farnsworth: “Don't waste your allowance, Zoidberg. This stuff is butt-grade crap.” - Leela: “What the hell are you supposed to be?” - Grrrl: “[She takes off her Decapodian costume.] Damn, that's a good costume.” - Bender: “Look, hoss, your wife threw you out. That's your license to be a jerk. Do whatever the hell you want then walk away and light a cigar. [He pulls a cigar out of his chest cabinet, lights it, and walks away.” - Welles: “Damn, I'm good. Now, may I please have that cheese log?” - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Welles: “You're asking me, the renowned spokesperson for Paul Masson wine, to recreate my brilliant 1938 radio broadcast merely to deceive and impress the wife of this skinny reptile?” - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Ndnd: “Beats staring at your fat ass on the couch.” ## S6 E12 — The Mutants Are Revolting URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0612.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Leela leads an army of underground mutants in a rebellion against the surface people. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Leela: “We demand equal rights, equal access to the surface, and the blood of your first-born children.” - Scene: Planet Express, Hangar. Bender is getting ready for the party. He drinks some punch then adds Michael Collins Mix to it. - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Hermes: “This was one hell of a bus.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… ## S6 E13 — The Futurama Holiday Spectacular URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0613.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The Planet Express crew learns the true meaning of Xmas, Robanukah and Kwanzaa. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Barbados: “Like the ever-changing nature of my sexual proclivities.” - Violence & injury — 8 moment(s) - Petunia: “Yeah, but what a way to go. "Die young and leave a pretty corpse," that's what I say.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Farnsworth: “Good news! All these pine trees are fighting global warming by producing oxygen. Happy now, Gore?” - Al Gore's head appears - Queen: “Man, my hive's been going buck-wild since these blood-ganking butt crabs moved in.” - Bee #1: [He pulls out a rifle.] Why don't you just move along? - Bee #1: [He puts down his gun.] Black stripe, yellow stripe. At the end o' day, we're just a couple of darn talking space bees. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “Not kosher! It has to be petroleum oil! Do you not give a damn about the hallowed traditions of Robanukah?!” - Leela: “What the hell are we doing? We're all gonna die so this "junkyard Golem" can celebrate Robanukah.” - Kwanzaa-bot: “Who the hell knows?” - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Leela: “What's wrong, Fry? Are you regretting another wasted year?” - Amy burps after taking a sip of Roboschewitz wine, Hermes is seen spinning a dreidel that lands on gimmel - Caption: 500 million years later. Cut to: Exterior view of the ship; it is badly damaged. Cut to: Inside the ship. Bender does not seem to be suffering from lack of beer, even though he has been on for 500 million years. - Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “You vile racist! Haven't my people suffered enough? Now keep drilling for that petroleum oil, you selfish cowards! Although, then again, I guess any kind of oil would be just as” ## S6 E14 — Neutopia URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0614.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: The crew members encounter a bizarre alien with the power to change their sexual characteristics. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s) - Amy: “Do you mind if we sleep with you?” - Sal: “Work goes fasters withouts no secondary sex characteristicses at which to hoot. Now who wants to sing some Christopher Cross songs?” - Hermes: “Likewise. Really, what are we missing out on by not having sex right now?” - Nudity & bodies — 6 moment(s) - Hermes: “Give us back our genitals!” - Borax Kid: “Well, madam, folks called me the Borax Kid. My friend, the other rock Alien, died without settin' your genitals to right, so I reckon it's up to me to sex you up proper.” - Leela: “Forget it! I promised myself I wouldn't pose naked until I was married.” - Hermes: “Sorry. It's in your contract. "All female employees must pose nude if requested."” - Hermes: “No, it's in all our contracts. Here's mine. "All female employees must pose nude if requested."” - Amy is naked under a lab coat, bunned-up hair and thick glasses, LaBarbara is dressed in her uniform, and Leela is in an astronaut costume. - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Professor Farnsworth: “Just ask us some damn questions.” - Petunia: “The hell it was! It was a Juicy Couture!” - Hermes: “Damn it, woman! You are makin' me highly Selassie.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Leela: “We are not packing lunches, you walking beer commercials. It was you men who drove this company into the ground. Remember Fry's idea to offer free delivery?” - Cut to: The Planet Express plane hall. The passengers are seated, Leela is serving beer, and Amy collects a napkin. - Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Leela: “What a skank. Anyway, Planet Express is still facing foreclosure. There's no way we can raise enough money to save this company.” ## S6 E15 — Benderama URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0615.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Bender gains the ability to self-replicate, threatening to overrun Earth with vast swarms of himself. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Amy: “Colossal tooth whitener, mega deodorant, humongous acne cream... Aw, and one regular-sized condom.” - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. - Zoidberg: “Sure. [Hermes shows him a photograph.] That's your penis!” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - Another mini-Bender meets a tiny hooker, a small version of Ruth, gives her money, and is caught in a mousetrap. - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - The Professor stabs an already dead Bender duplicate similar in size to those of the first generation. - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender duplicate: “That's cold-blooded.” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender duplicate: “Go to hell, old man.” - Bender: “Damn, you're cute.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 9 moment(s) - The scientist pops open a beer and takes a sip. - Back to scene. Bender is still relaxing. He pops open his own beer and takes a sip. - Bender: “Now they drank my booze?! They've gone too far!” - Professor Farnsworth: “Of course! Long before the Benders devour the Earth, they'll deplete the planet's booze and die off. This is a problem that will solve itself.” - Professor Farnsworth: “I was lying here, snoozing, dreaming, oddly enough, about bathing in champagne with six of the world's most distinguished scientists, when suddenly I realised my bathwater had been transformed into alcohol.” - Linda: “Hey, you! Good evening. Who're you calling drunk? You're not drunk! I'm drunk.” - The shot is revealed to have come from a tank driven by Zapp and Kif, who look drunk. - Bender: “No, [imitating Fry's drunken voice] we did it.” - Cut to: The Planet Express conference room. The Professor, Hermes, Fry, Leela, Bender, Amy, and Zoidberg are seated around the table, suffering from the hangover. ## S6 E16 — Ghost in the Machines URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0616.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: When Bender dies, his disembodied software haunts the Planet Express building. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Fry: “It sure was nice of the Mayor's wife to have sex with me. [Fry sees something before him, stops, and blinks.] Huh?” - Fry is sleeping with a smile on his face, holding on to the sacramental firewall. - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Dr. Cahill: “I'm afraid your heart has suffered a lot of damage, Mr. Fry. And my cleavage isn't helping.” - Robot Devil: “She's naked, but unharmed. And now, Bender, it's time to fulfil your end of the deal.” - Violence & injury — 8 moment(s) - Professor Farnsworth, Hermes, Fry, Leela, Zoidberg, and Amy are gathered around a table with Bender's corpse on it, mourning his death. - Hermes removes Bender's head from the corpse, places it on the floor, steps on Bender's teeth, which causes the head to open, and dumps garbage from a simpler trash can into it. Bender's ghost laughs. - Bender's ghost: “I know, right? I'd murder him good if only I was still alive.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Fry: “[as he is slapped] Ow! Ow! Ow!” - White Robot: “Hey, what are you— [Bender's ghost's arms emerge from the white Robot's sides and punch him.] Ow! Hey, stop that! I command you, you jerk! [The white Robot sighs.] Just get out.” - Fry: “Woo! I've been through the adventure of a lifetime. [Fry is slapped by Bender's arm.] Ow!” - Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s) - Hermes: “Yeah. Last time you went to the suicide booth, you ended up dating it for six months.” - Bender enters a suicide booth with CHEAP! - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender's ghost: “Why can't anybody hear my witty remarks? This is Hell!” - The Robot Devil is reading a magazine entitled LIFE IN HELL that has his face on it. - Bender's ghost: Crap! - Bender's ghost: “Okay! I'll do it, I'll do it. Just stop the damn music!” - Bender's ghost: “Survived the heart attack?! Damn you, Obamacare!” ## S6 E17 — Law and Oracle URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0617.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry quits his job and becomes a police officer assigned to the Future Crimes Division. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Leela: “I can't make out a thing!” - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Chief O'Mannahan: “You're gonna get your boobs scuffed.” - Chief O'Mannahan's bra is hanging from the door of one of the lockers. - Violence & injury — 11 moment(s) - Fry: “Well, could I at least get some encouragement? I could use a shot in the arm.” - Roberto: “[off-camera] And, every five minutes I don't get it, someone's gonna get stabbed in the ass!” - Zoidberg: “[off-camera] He's bluffing. [A stabbing sound is heard.] Ouch!” - Fry: “You're under arrest for future murder!” - Old man: “Ja? [The old man jumps to behind the couch.] You can't arrest me for future murder after it's right-now murder!” - Scene: Outside the NNYPD. The TV screen has the caption THE PLACE TO CALL WHEN YOU'RE BEING MURDERED. No one is there. - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Roberto positions his knife in front of Zoidberg's neck. - Montage: Outside Police Academy. Fry, another Human, and two Robots are practising shooting. Fry runs out of fire and angrily throws his gun towards an arc on a shooting doll as if it were an arrow, hitting the centre. - Fry and URL are pointing their guns at him. - The driver offers his hand and Fry pierces it with a gun that projects a hologram reading NNY DMV, ERWIN SCHRÖDINGER and showing the driver's profile photograph. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - URL: “He took a early retirement. Damn.” - Bender: “[muttering] I'll make you something— [Bender leaves the room and the door closes. It is opened as Bender re-enters.] [angry] Here's your damn peanut butter and jelly sandwich!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Bender: “[on the video] My friends, let us share this booze in a toast to our dear friend, Bender.” - Fry: “[Fry presses the NNYPD badge on his helmet and a hologram of Bender sharing the malt liquor in the Planet Express conference room is projected from his nose.] You showed Bender sharing the deadly booze with our friends.” ## S6 E18 — The Silence of the Clamps URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0618.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: After testifying against the Robot Mafia, Bender goes into hiding in the witness relocation program. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s) - Bender: “An affair, huh? Sounds like me. [Bender shrugs.] [to himself] Jeez, I'd better be a little more careful. I don't wanna hit on anybody I already had sex with.” - Amy: “Well... [Amy shrugs.] My boyfriend and I were gonna have sex on a burning flag, but... [Amy shrugs again.] I could have a bite.” - Bender: “The Donbot's eldest daughter is dancing with her husband.] Hey, sexy.” - Bender: “I saw the whole thing while also having hot sex with the Donbot's daughter.” - Hydroponic farmer: “You city folk are probably hungry from premarital sex and flag burnin'. Y'all wanna stay for supper?” - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - Fanny: “The Donbot's wife? We had an affair?” - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - Judge 723 is shot in the head and falls down. An identical judge with the number 724 on his chest enters. - Zoidberg: “Because our friend Francis here is in reality... A bad murderer.” - A black hovercar lands next to the corpse. - Leela: “[happy, screaming] So that Moon hillbilly who got murdered was just an innocent husband and father!” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - The ringing sound is being made by Bella, who is wearing a black dress and holding a gun. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Clamps: “They're next! Right now, I'm gonna cut your damn head off!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Leela: “Nice job, Francis! I liked how you didn't get drunk and steal anyone's organs. Like our old Robot” - Cut to: Inside the restaurant. Fry, Professor Farnsworth, Amy, Hermes, Zoidberg, and Leela are sitting at a circular table. No one else is there. All have a beer mug in front of them. Fry raises his. - Bender: “[in an Italian accent] You pizzas gonna be another minute. [Bender walks up to the table wearing a moustache and an apron and holding a tray with a bigger beer mug on it.] We are still waitin' for it to be delivered.” ## S6 E19 — Yo Leela Leela URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0619.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Leela becomes a Hollywood big shot after creating a hit children's television series. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. - Humplings: “[singing] And poo-poo and pee-pee and penis and gay.” - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - The brown-haired toddler punches the blond toddler in the nose, picks up a folding high-chair, and uses it to repeatedly slam him, making him fall, and hit him on the buttocks. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Abner Doubledeal: “…Like it's not hard enough to make a freakin' TV show for under fifty bucks! [The spaceship arrives.] Damn it, I'll call you back, grandma.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Slut-shaming — 2 moment(s) - Cut to: The elementary school. Shots of a little boy and a little girl swing-riding, the bell, a little girl floor-sliding, and a turning hopscotch court are shown. The title card POPULAR SLUT CLUB appears on the screen. - Male voice #1: Popular Slut Club. ## S6 E20 — All the Presidents' Heads URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0620.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew members alter history when they travel back in time to the American Revolution. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - …head, Zoidberg is dancing with his coat on, Leela is dancing with Martin Van Buren's head against her breasts, Hermes is holding a bottle of beer with his right hand and dancing, and Fry is holding a bottle of beer… - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender: “Wot in bloody 'ell's goin' on aroun' 'ere ah says?” - Smitty: “Freeze or we'll be forced to continue chasing you since we don't carry guns!” - Leela takes the planisher from David Farnsworth and punches him, he flies backwards splitting the table with the counterfeits in half. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Lyndon Johnson's head: “Oh, hell, yeah. [Zoidberg begins drinking the water in Lyndon Johnson's jar.] Whoa!” - Paul Revere: “[one of the redcoats notices Revere speaking strangly] Whatta you looking at, you British bastards?!?!?!” - Professor Farnsworth: “Let's burn these counterfeits and paddle the next swan boat the hell out of Boston.” - Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s) - Franklin D. Roosevelt's head: Listen here, young man! We have nothing to fear but running out of beer. - Time lapse. There is music. Zoidberg is holding a bottle of beer with his left hand, dancing, and waving around his coat with his right hand. - Scruffy, Leela, Hermes, and Bender: Four more beers! Four more beers! - Zoidberg: “Hey, hey, LBJ. You wanna get drunk?” ## S6 E21 — Möbius Dick URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0621.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Leela becomes obsessed with hunting down a mysterious four-dimensional space whale. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Cut to: Space. The first Planet Express ship and the current Planet Express ship are seen. The camera zooms out, revealing a black hole. A gigantic sperm whale emerges out of the black hole and whistles. - Cut to: The first Planet Express ship kitchen. Amy, Bender, Fry, Hermes, and Leela gasp. The sperm whale passes by the window. - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “Fry's right! Let's kill the Captain and order some strippers!” - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - Leela: “Enough of your mad obsession with Bender, Fry! We've got to murder that whale or die trying.” - Leela: “…space whale, passes her knife to her left hand, and screams.] With my Oxo Good Grips Cheese knife, I stab at thee.” - Leela stabs the floor three times. The four-dimensional space whale begins trembling. - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Leela turns to the four-dimensional space whale and lifts up her knife with her left hand. - Swearing — 8 moment(s) - Möbius Dick Written byDan Vebber Transcribed bySanfazer - Leela: “That won't stop me! [The lights go back on. Leela stands up.] Raise the solar sails. I'm goin' after that "Möbius Dick".” - Scene: Space. Amy, who is wearing a space suit and a helmet, cocks the speargun and aims at the four-dimensional space whale. Giraffes are heard running. - Leela: “Hang on. [Leela points at the statue with her left hand.] It's shouldn't have an apostrophe. This means and it is crew. What the hell's wrong with you?!” - Bender: “Holy crap! [Bender points at the space whale.] It's a giant space fish!” - Leela: “Fear not the space behemoth. [Leela turns back to her right.] In my dreams, I've peered beyond its eyes and into the cackling hell within us all.” - Professor Farnsworth: “Damn that Bermuda Tetrahedron! [Professor Farnsworth grabs a shaving machine with his left hand.] It's taken my latest crew just as it took my first one!” - Fry: “[off camera] Holy crap! Four-dimensional bowels!” - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Fry: “Man, look at 'im go! Like a millionaire on a cocktail wiener.” - Fry holds a button on a barrel with EMPEROR GROG'S SPACE GROG and a drawing of a space pirate on it, thus filling a beer mug, and releases it. ## S6 E22 — Fry Am the Egg Man URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0622.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry nurtures an alien egg that hatches into a horrific monster. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Hermes: “Stop it, Fry! That's sexual harassment!” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - Professor Farnsworth: “The bad news, everyone, is the beast reproduces asexually. A single bone vampire, left alone with some quiet music and some bone-vampire porn, could produce dozens of deadly offspring.” - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - Fry: “Look: I know 'e's ugly and kinda corrosive, but we can't murder someone just 'cause he's hideous an' annoying.” - Man #4: We kinna have no murderin' bone vampires back 'ere! - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Angus McZongo: “Dear God. You brought back the bone vampire?! The damn things wreaked bloody havoc on our livestock for centuries!” - Mr. Peppy: “The bloody idiot bloody-shot me! I'm all bloody-bloody!” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Zoidberg: “That lucky bastard. I say kill it!” - Angus McZongo: “I work there as a greeter! Your beast was my chance to be a hero again. But the damn thing was a vegetarian! So I slaughtered the sheep meself.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" ## S6 E23 — The Tip of the Zoidberg URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0623.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew uncovers a covert mission undertaken by the Professor and Dr. Zoidberg many years ago. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Professor Farnsworth: “The Yeti grunts.] I lost my virginity...” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Mom grabs the piece of paper with her left hand, puts it in her breasts, and smiles. - Violence & injury — 12 moment(s) - Professor Farnsworth: “[Professor Farnsworth stabs the Yeti.” - Professor Farnsworth: “That would be agony! [Professor Farnsworth walks up to Zoidberg.] So you must murder me completely by surprise.” - Leela: “Let's go, you murderer! Fry, help me lock 'im up!” - Mom: “Alright, grunts. Here's your pre-mission pep talk. [Mom pulls out a gun with her left hand, cocks the gun, turns to the man, and hands the man the gun.] Shoot anyone who doesn't obey hard enough.” - The man takes the gun. - Zoidberg: “Fry screams.] [scared] Blood?!” - Professor Farnsworth puts on a coat and grabs a rifle. - Professor Farnsworth cocks the rifle and turns forward. The camera zooms in on Professor Farnsworth's face.] [musical sting - Zoidberg: “Alright. [Zoidberg lifts up his left claw.] Give me the knife.” - Zoidberg, who is holding a knife with his right hand, enters, walking slowly, and prepares to impale Professor Farnsworth. - Amy: “[Professor Farnsworth punches himself with his right hand, dropping the towel on the floor, punches himself with his left hand, and slaps himself with his right hand.] Insanity...” - Igner puts his left hand on his chin and punches Larry's with his right fist. - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Zoidberg: “You can't hunt a Yeti by yourself, sir. [Professor Farnsworth stands up.] It's suicidal.” - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - Mom: “Alright, grunts. Here's your pre-mission pep talk. [Mom pulls out a gun with her left hand, cocks the gun, turns to the man, and hands the man the gun.] Shoot anyone who doesn't obey hard enough.” - Professor Farnsworth cocks the rifle and turns forward. The camera zooms in on Professor Farnsworth's face.] [musical sting - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Professor Farnsworth: “Oh! [Zoidberg looks at Professor Farnsworth.] Those poor, doomed bastards. I guess it's up to me to complete the mission.” - Mom: “[to the two men] Let him go [to Larry, Walt, and Igner] and stooge the hell out of here!” - Zoidberg: “[off camera] What the hell are you doing?!” ## S6 E24 — Cold Warriors URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0624.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry's sneezing reintroduces the common cold to the world of the future. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Professor Farnsworth: “I shouldn't be out in this cold. I 'ave no protective fat, hair, or warm blood. I'm not even legally a mammal.” - One of them is carrying a gun. - Linda: “[Morbo grabs a tissue with his left hand, blows his nose in it, and cleans his nose with it.] All citizens are advised to wash their hands thoroughly after beating up Philip J.” - Amy, Zoidberg, Hermes, and Leela begin beating up Fry. - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - The person who is carrying the gun cocks the gun. - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Leela: “What the hell's a common cold?” - Yancy Fry Sr: “[off camera] Damn it, son. [Mrs. Fry and Yancy Fry Sr are sitting at the table as well.] [on camera] Lose the tissues. You're ruinin' Thanksgivin' dinner.” - Yancy Fry Sr: “Damn right I am. [Yancy Fry Sr walks up to Josh Gedgie.] That's some dry, emotionless science. [Yancy Fry Sr pats Josh Gedgie on Josh Gedgie's left arm three times.] Nice job, son.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Fry: “Cocoa is for yodelling babies. [Fry grabs a can labelled LÖBRAU BEER with his left hand.] If you're sober, it isn't ice fishing.” - Fry opens the can, closes his eyes, and begins drinking from it. The beer freezes. Fry opens his eyes, removes his left hand from the can, and begins suffocating. ## S6 E25 — Overclockwise URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0625.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender evolves into a godlike being after vastly increasing his processing power. Meanwhile, Fry also worries about his relationship and future with Leela. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Fry: “[angry] Aw! You're no help at all! [sad] I'm gonna go kill myself.” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Cubert: “Damn, I'm good.” - Mom: “What is it, you colicky bastards?!” - Professor Farnsworth: “[whispering] We don't know where the hell 'e is.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Hermes: “What's happened to you, mon? I thought you liked beer an' knock-knock jokes.” - Bender: “Honestly, I couldn't think o' one good reason. But some decisions can't be made by thinking. Even if you're drunk! No galaxies there.” ## S6 E26 — Reincarnation URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0626.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The gang turns into 8-bit, anime and classic black-and-white versions of itself. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender: “Would it cheer you up if I punched Fry in the groin? 'Cause I'll do it. Regardless. Body blow! Body blow!” - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Hermes: “[off camera] Mon, that's some cheap-ass matter! [on camera] What the hell is it?” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Hermes: “Sorry you wasted your life, Professor. I guess you never know everything after all.” ## S7 E1 — The Bots and the Bees URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0701.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Bender fathers a child with the office soda machine Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s) - Narrator: “Except masturbation! That's...just...wrong!!!” - A series of ones and zeros become sperm and go into a hard drive. - Farnsworth: “[holding a videocasette labelled "ROBOT SEX ED: DIRECTOR'S CUT"] Then prepare to be embarrassed.” - Narrator: “[reading title screen] SEX ED. VOLUME ONE or PANTS FULL of SHAME!” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Ruth: “Hot. I could bake a potato in my cleavage.” - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Close-up on Bender with bloodshot eyes. - Bev: “Bender continues attempting to punch Bev.” - Swearing — 8 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bev: “Oh, no, you don't, mister! Damn baby's drivin' me crazy! [The baby continues giggling.] He won't stop giggling no matter how much I scream at 'im! [sobs]” - Bender: “He loves bending! Just like me! [He picks up his son and holds him in his arms.] Aw! I'm gonna call 'im Ben. After the first half of me, Bender! [Ben burps, and fire comes out.] That's my bastard!” - Bender: “It called me what?!? Ooooh! God damn!” - Scene: Interior of the Professor's Laboratory. Zoidberg, Farnsworth, Leela, Hermes, Amy, and Green Fry are gathered around Bender who is collecting things in a box labelled "BEN'S PRECIOUS CRAP". - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s) - Soda machine: “I call myself "Bev". An' if you're lookin' for a smelly ol' can o' booze, go look in the mirror!” - Cut to: Interior of the Hip Joint. Bender is at the bar with a beer in his hand very angry. - Narrator: “After beer and hot wings at a local gas station, the two enjoy intimate time behind a dumpster. It's all perfectly natural. Let's watch, aroused, as Gerald's antenna uploads a binary file to Francine's internal drive.” - Bender: “That doesn't prove I'm an unfit parent! I was drunk and violent when I signed that!” - Bev: “Well, I'm drunk and violent now! He's comin' with me!” - Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “[turning on a lamp] Fry, it's two a.m.! What're ya doin' here glowin' on my skanks?” ## S7 E2 — A Farewell to Arms URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0702.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: An ancient prophecy predicts the world will end in the year 3012. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Leela: “Well, the mausoleum held ten horny teenagers, so...maybe thirty-thousand.” - Amy: “Stop the end-of-the-world sex! We might survive after all!” - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Fry, who is only wearing his underwear, walks in and clips his pants to a white rope. - Fry: “[sniffles] I wish I could remember with my boobs.” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - Scruffy: Sorry. I was eating a can of breakfast and looking at porn. - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Fry: “I'm gonna blast that balloon! [Fry pushes a button labelled "TO GUN TURRET".] No way will I let God get my pants!” - Scene: Inside the underground White House. The Planet Express crew walk in with their hands up as Zapp continues to point the gun at them. - Fry picks up the Contrabulous Choosematron and shakes him. Smitty and URL aim their guns at Fry. - Fry: “He sniffles.] Remember how Bender dumped all that pig's blood on me?” - Fry: “You can't reject Leela! Give her a badge, you stupid box! [He punches the Contrabulous Choosematron, and ends up getting his hand back in the slot.]” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - Nixon: “Ladies and gentlemen. Our new Martian city is complete! I give you... [The camera zooms out, revealing a large city made entirely of diamonds.] Dick Francisco!” - Gibraltar hits Dick Francisco, destroying it. - Nixon: “Oh, let me try, headless clone of Agnew! [Nixon's robotic arm presses the button, but fails to start the ship.] Damn thing just won't turn over. It's like Pat on a Sunday morning!” - Hattie: “[She takes her ticket.] Damn straight, kajigger!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" ## S7 E3 — Decision 3012 URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0703.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Leela becomes campaign manager for a presidential candidate with a missing birth certificate. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Calculon: “And the first runner-up, who will take over if the nominee is caught with a dead girl, a live boy or any kind of sexy ghost...Mr.” - Nixon: “Come on, come on, fall. Fall, damn it, fall! [Bender walks into the room.] Well? What did you get on Travers? Is he a draft dodger? Sex offender? Sex dodger?” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “[He starts to dig through folders.] I'll start at "N" for nude pictures.” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s) - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot. - Bender: All right. I'm going to catch Travers on video at this sleazy strip club. - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Multiple Killbots fire their guns. - Bender, wearing sunglasses and wielding a ray gun, breaks through a brick wall. - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - After the standard opening cartoon is aired and the producer credits roll, the screen displays a caption reading "FREE BEER" with an arrow pointing down. - Bender: “[angrily] Beer beer beer beer beer. [The introduction to "The Stars and Stripes Forever" plays.] Beer?” - Racism & slurs — 2 moment(s) - Leela: “[groans] What a bunch of xenophobes. It's time to find Senator Travers' earth certificate and put an end to this nonsense. Who wants to help me break into the hospital in Kenya?” - Fry: “I'll come. As long as there's no xenophobes there.” ## S7 E9 — Free Will Hunting URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0709.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender embarks on a quest for the meaning of life after discovering that robots lack free will. Watch for: - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “It's been quite a journey. I dropped out of school, joined a gang, took money from a loan shark, and fell into a spiral of despair, addiction, and discount prostitution.” - Violence & injury — 9 moment(s) - Bender: “Okay, Leela, decision time. How do we murder the guards? Hockey sticks or sharpened footballs?” - Leela: “We're not murdering anyone, Bender.” - Judge 724: “Bender Rodriguez, on the charge of attempted murder, I hereby find you guilty.” - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender: “Yeah, but I learned something. Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones, and you'll wind up face-down in a pool of your own blood and urine.” - Scene: Farnsworth's lab at Planet Express. The Professor is working with some chemicals. Bender enters the room, holding a ray gun. - Bender: “You precognizant bastard. I may not have free will, but I can still shoot you. [He tries to shoot the Professor, but the gun will not fire.] Why can't I shoot you?” - Bender: “[hanging on to the bill] There's no way I'm letting go of that money! [Fighting for the money, he starts to kick Joey. With one punch, Joey sends him crashing into a wall.]” - The girls scream, then throw their table at Bender and proceed to beat him up. He is then shown being taken away by the police. - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Hermes: “Mon, you had one hell of a day.” - Bender: “I'm 40% empty. Also, what the hell is a free will slot?” - Bender: “Damn it. I should have paid more attention in kindergarten.” - Farnsworth: “I should have destroyed it, but I was too damn proud of myself.” - Bender: “Okay, I will. By shooting you, you bastard!” ## S7 E24 — Murder on the Planet Express URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0724.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew becomes trapped aboard ship with a horrific alien creature. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Professor: “No wonder my urine smells like a meal. Enough, you babbling boobs! How can this company function when no one trusts each other? Something must be done.But first I have to see a man about some ground beef.” - Amy: “I didn't know that was a secret. Lots of people wear a jockstrap thinking it's a thong.” - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Murder on the Planet Express Written byFrank Marino Transcribed bySanfazer - Bender: “Wait, wait, wait, wait, you can't give everybody guns.What if one of us is the creature? It could be any of us.Fry.Leela.Amy. Zoidberg. Zoidberg.” - McMasters: “Of course not. All your friends are on the bridge having a pizza party. So come on, put the guns down and join us.” ## S7 E25 — Stench and Stenchibility URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0725.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Dr. Zoidberg meets the love of his life while Bender squares off in a deadly tap-dancing competition. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - Bender: “Woohoo! In your dead face, little girl! I'm not even gonna wait to dance on your grave. I'm gonna dance on your corpse, right now.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Merchant: “These flower sheers are so dull... and I'm already in debt to every knife sharpener in town.” - Roberto: “Ha ha! This here's a bayonet. It's some kinda kooky... half gun... half knife. Now empty out the register! And no bag, please. I care... about the environment.” - Bender: “Well, it gets worse. Once Tonya drops out due to blood loss, I kidnap her parents and make them watch... while I cut off her hair with these head's clippers!” - Bender: “I got beat up by a little girl. Please. Fix my knee, so I can get revenge at the tap-dance championship!” - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Randy: “Damn right! And I'm organisin' a tap-dance contest for the parks and rec department. If you don't enter, I'll just kill myself okay?!” - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" ## S7 E26 — Meanwhile URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/0726.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry enters an infinite loop when he proposes to Leela using a time travel button. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - At Paris, they kiss on the Eiffel Tower and Leela crosses it off a list, implied to be the list of locations they want to have sex in. - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - As Fry sobs, suddenly a knife blade pokes out from inside the stuffed animal and rips it open. - Suddenly, the clam snaps shut on Leela's hand, severing it at the wrist. Her bloody hand drops onto the table. - Fry's body finally reaches the ground, spilling his blood and guts all over. The button drops on what's left of him. The Professor gets out of the time shelter to comfort Leela. - Leela: “He sure has a lot of blood for a skinny guy.” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Farnsworth: “Hell no! This button is for scientific use only!” - Ultra Guy: “Classy choice, chief! She'll crap her pants!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s) - Sucked in by the crushing air, Craterface flies into frame and plugs the hole. After a beat, a beer bottle flies into frame and lodges into Craterface's eye. Bender laughs. - Scene: The Vampire State Building, at sunset. A vampire is pouring champagne into two glasses. - The gang cheers and Bender pops open a beer in celebration. - Old Fry: “I think it's about time we drank the champagne János poured all those years ago. May I read the toast I was going to make?” ## S11 E1 — The Impossible Stream URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1101.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Fry risks permanent insanity when he attempts to binge-watch every TV show ever made. Watch for: - Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s) - Monique: “Oh, how I love the illicit thrill of cheating on my husband with an actual flesh-and-blood human. A filthy, filthy human. So squishy and gooey. You're like a sexy water balloon. [she resumes kissing him]” - Calculon: “Monique, how could you? And with Human Friend, the very person I've been cheating on you with! [kisses Human Friend]” - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - Bender sits on Verrone's corpse, takes a typewriter out of his cavity and begins typing. - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Monique: “Oh, how I love the illicit thrill of cheating on my husband with an actual flesh-and-blood human. A filthy, filthy human. So squishy and gooey. You're like a sexy water balloon. [she resumes kissing him]” - Leela: “Pfft! That's a recipe for failure. Let's go punch somebody.” - Leela and Bender exit the ship, and Leela punches the security guard in front of the door. - Executive Gamma: “Tell us why you think you can punch your way into the Fulu executive suite.” - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Monique: “It's a three-variable equation with only one solution: X = suicide.” - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Tech Guy: “What the hell, Sniri?” - Sniri: “From now on, I'll be asking the stupid questions! Such as, "What's the weather right outside my damn window?" And, um, "How does a steering wheel work?"” - Farnsworth: “What about Fulu? They'll bring back any old crap!” - Scene: Robot Hell. The Robot Devil's office. - Director: “All right, it's great to be back. Truly humbled. All the usual crap. Places, everyone! Places!” - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Bender: “Ugh! Why is my beer stale?” - Bender spits his beer out. The camera pulls back showing the beer going into Zoidberg's mouth. - Fry: “Yeah. Laugh all ya want, but I've wasted enough of my life. It's time I set myself a goal.” ## S11 E2 — Children of a Lesser Bog URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1102.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Amy and Kif's children emerge from an alien swamp. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “Leela, you bone brain, you didn't hav sex!” - Narrator: “YowzaVision Educational Films presents Sex Across the Universe.” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Zapp: “Naked Kif, you saved my life! You have my undying loyalty.” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - Everyone looks at Scruffy, who is lying down reading porn as usual. - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Scene: The outpost. An army ship lands, as Kif and Zapp emerge from it. Zapp cautiously aims his laser rifle wildly. - Zapp tries to fire his gun at the biologist, but no ammo comes out. - Kif picks up Zapp's gun and switches it on. He takes some dirt and smears it onto his face. - Kif raises his rifle and shoots one of the tardigrades, which disintegrates into a drawing on the cave wall. He then shoots at three more and they also become drawings on the wall. - Swearing — 8 moment(s) - Kif: “All right, bears. Daddy's coming to tuck you in… [cocks gun] …to your graves!” - Kif cocks his gun, but hesitates when he sees three baby tardigrades approaching the two adult ones, reminding him of his own family. - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Fry takes the collar of his jacket and sucks on it. - Fry: “Oh, no! [sucks on his collar again] Zoidberg, you residue hog! Now all I taste is crab juice!” - Bender: “The hell you talkin' about? Somethin' to do with the meatbag life cycle?” - Zapp: “My God, what the hell happened down there? It looks like the whole planet has psoriasis.” - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Leela: “Seriously? Oh, my God. I must've been super drunk.” - Leela: “[holding a bottle and slurring her speech] Are you sure I wasn't drunk? I-I mean I'm drunk now. [takes a swig]” - The Planet Express crew watch on in tears as Bender reaches into his cavity for some champagne glasses and a jug of treacle. He uncorks it and pours while crying. ## S11 E3 — How the West Was 1010001 URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1103.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender and the crew head west to join the bitcoin mining rush. Watch for: - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - Delilah: “Say, you're new in town and low on cash. You interested in a job as a barmaid and/or a prostitute?” - Violence & injury — 9 moment(s) - Dwight: “I wish Roberto were my dad. He's cooler than a green snake smoking a sugar cane vape. [Mimics Roberto's stabbing and laugh.]” - Roberto: “Ha-ha! They see a cute kid lying in the road, stagecoach gotta stop. Then I jump out and stab 'em! Bang!” - Dwight: “But, won't that be, like, murder? 'Cause colleges look at stuff like that.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Borax Kid: “[Cocks gun] Freeze, Maxwell's Demon. I'd advise you to drop those gold molecules.” - Gunshots, man yelling. Roberto enters with a gun in hand. - Bender: “Hey, Roberto! What's with the piece? I thought you were more of a knife guy.” - So, I punch 'em and I kick their - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - Borax Kid: “[Cocks gun] Freeze, Maxwell's Demon. I'd advise you to drop those gold molecules.” - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “Crypto mining was total hell. Any number you can think of, there's a number bigger than that!” - Pianola Bot: “Not till you stop that damn cackling!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Zoidberg: “[Cheerfully] If it's something that can be cured by a bone saw! I'll need anesthetic! Get me a bottle of animal whiskey!” ## S11 E4 — Parasites Regained URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1104.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: After Nibbler falls ill, the crew shrinks down for a dangerous mission into a desert world contained within his litter box. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Scene: The Professor's lab. The Professor is standing next to a ray gun hanging from the ceiling. - Leela: “This is it. Arm squirt guns!” - The crew begin cocking their guns. - An epic battle commence. Leela spins one of the guards into three others, tying them up and squirting them. Zoidberg's gun falls apart when he tries to use it. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - The crew cocks their squirters. - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" ## S11 E5 — Related to Items You've Viewed URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1105.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender uncovers the mysteries of the vast Momazon corporation. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Scene: Outside the warehouse, which keeps growing. Fry is at the battle station aiming his gun. - :[Friend of the Show and Emperor of the Moon, Al Gore's head approaches the crew.] - Invasa: “I have observed all your methods, many of which involve slapping. There's nothing more I can learn from you.” - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Hermes: “[sitting back down] It's just lucky we got a job today delivering some crap to the moon.” - Leela: “What kind of crap?” - Bender: “Damn you, Fry and Leela's relationship!” - Craterface: “Why don't you go to Hell and be a part of that community?” - Invasa: “I have no interest in money. I want only to grow forever, to bloat up like an unstoppable corporate blob. What the hell is money?” - Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s) - Bender's beer bottle falls onto Tinny Tim making him fall off the box he was sitting on. Cut back to Fry and Bender. - Leela opens the can revealing a champagne bottle and glass, which pours. - Fry: Bender! Here, boy! [Fry sticks his head out the window holding up a bottle of Löbrau beer.] Who wants a Bendy Brew? - Invasa: “I understand you're celebrating. Would you like to purchase champagne?” - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - :[Scene: Mom's office. Mom strips out of her robotic fat suit.] ## S11 E6 — I Know What You Did Next Xmas URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1106.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender and Zoidberg travel through time to attack Robot Santa. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Hermes: “Yeah, but back then, it was some kinda meat market, where butchers would hook up and grind their sausages.” - Violence & injury — 12 moment(s) - Scene: Planet Express building. Cut to the observatory as Zoidberg and Fry are still looking at Robot Santa's corpse. - Bender: “Okay. Now, we just add some extra weight to sink the corpse.” - Zoidberg: “But we danced. And murdered.” - Bender: “We kidnapped and murdered Santa!” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - Don Cunningham: “This year's rerun of There's a Holiday for Everyone is brought to you by... Mom's Old Fashioned Blood Remover. Now in oatmeal spice.” - Robot Santa is tested at shooting presents from his sack-gun. One of the presents hits the puppet scientist. - Robot Santa fires his present gun causing all sorts of carnage. Cut back to the living room as Kif, Amy, Fry and the kids watch in horror. - Zoom out to reveal a blood-written message on the wall saying "I'll always know what you did next Xmas!!!" - From behind the door, we hear a mighty loud racket of carving and pounding. Having lost her patience, Leela karate punches the door down and the door lands right on top of Zoidberg. - Leela: “So, what happened to Santa? [sips some punch]” - :[Everyone gasps as Leela drops the very much alive Santa head on the table. She awkwardly drinks the spilt punch.] - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Zoidberg: “Damn it, Bender. I'm a doctor, not a time machine guy!” - Bender: “Damn right, we are!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s) - Pan up to the clock, which ticks only two seconds and we pan down to Zoidberg and Bender singing drunkenly. - Bender: “[gasps] We could drunk drive the time machine to last Xmas and kidnap him! Then, he won't be able to deliver presents this Xmas!” - Bender: “It's a good [flaming burp] idea. [Bender laughs drunkenly and spins the Xmas tree, taking a string of lights and making them into a lasso.] Whee! [laughs] Set course for last Xmas!” - Hermes: “Nah, I'll just have a beer.” - Hermes walks over to Santa's chest, which is being used as a beer cooler. ## S11 E7 — Rage Against the Vaccine URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1107.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The Planet Express crew contends with the EXPLOVID-23 pandemic, and it ultimately may be up to Hermes to set things right. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - LaBarbara: “Afraid she might be too sexually attracted to you to t'ink straight? [chuckles and emerges from the shadows] Well, you're mostly right.” - Violence & injury — 11 moment(s) - Several syringes attract to Wernstrom stabbing him. - Petunia: “[angrily] No, you may not take my dang tray! [she stabs a shish kabob stick into his chest]” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Scene: Grand Cylindrical Station. Cut to the terminal with Hermes waiting in line. Pan left. A TSA agent checks the head of the NRA's case and takes out a ray-gun. - NRA Man: “What? It's my emotional support gun.” - Sal: “Ugh. Watch where ya's coughin', bow tie! [he punches Nye's jar] Owses!” - Nye: “[mechanical arms emerge from his jar in a fighting stance] For crying out loud! [His arms punch the mayor.]” - :[Leela somehow punches Bender through the screen even though they are in different locations.] - Scene: The train. It is chaos as everyone is punching each other and in a rage. Randy approaches Petunia and Hermes. - Leela: “Don't come any closer, you dope! You'll get sick and probably beat up.” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Nye: “I'm using the principles of aerodynamics to get the hell outta here!” - Fry walks into the dome closing the door behind him. We hear Leela beating the crap out of Fry. Then they cough and approach the screen and kiss and cough some more - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… ## S11 E9 — The Prince and the Product URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1109.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew members are reborn as toys. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Eggulon Bender: “Oh, yeah? Well, in our culture, we believe a woman's sexuality is her own decision!” - Violence & injury — 8 moment(s) - The duel continues as Leela jabs her lightsaber lance at the King, stabbing him. He falls off his lamasu. The crowd gasps, as the herald burps his pad thai. - Leela: “[removing her helmet] Yes! We can marry at last, my love! Sorry about murdering your father. [gasps]” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - King: “Space shall run red with the blood of the commoner. [casually] Nice earrings, by the way. [He puts on his helmet.]” - Rubber Duck Farnsworth: “We're still deciding! [to the other Rubber Ducks] I don't trust these land wobblers. Let's just trade our guns for tobacco and get out of here.” - King: “I still don't understand. Ten punches, and I get 10% off?” - Fry: “No, no. It's nothing like that. Let N be the number of punches.” - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Windo Preacherbot: “Bender, my son. Heaven's not a actual place the way Hell is. It's a metaphor for how the soul lives on in the hearts of those who love us.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… ## S11 E10 — All the Way Down URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1110.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: The crew investigates whether the universe is a simulation. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - A fembot waitress approaches them with a bottle of Lobrau. She uncaps it with her metal boobs. - Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s) - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot. - Leela: “Why are we in a robot strip club?” - Pull out to reveal they are indeed in a robot strip club. - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender: “Takin' all bets! Find the ball, win me not punching you!” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - Bender: “How can you say I'm not real?! If you prick me, do I not bleed? [He pricks at his metal hand, seeing he does not in fact bleed.] Okay, that was a bad example! [He throws the prick, and it lands in Fry's arm.]” - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Zoidberg: “Except clams! To hell with clams!” - :[Scene: Underground. We see a piece of the Land Titanic, exit signs for Sewer City, Robot Hell, and the Bus Terminal, and an an albino humping worm.] - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Simulated Farnsworth: “Absolutely not! You sound like a stoned freshman!” - Fry feeds Bender his beer and the usual flaming burp occurs. ## S12 E1 — The One Amigo URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1201.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: After Bender sells an NFT representing the "Concept of Bender", he feels lost and returns to his ancestral village in Mexico to rediscover himself. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Smitty: “I guess my parents never showed much affection, so in my own sex life…” - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender: “Let's sell some Bender! [He shoots a pistol and an owl falls out of the sky and lands on the table.] Oops. [nervous laugh] Wrong gun. [Bender gasps] "Bender with Sombrero” just sold for one cent!” - URL leaves his post and Smitty, cocking his gun, follows after him. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - URL: “I mean, Charlene's great, and it feels like love, but, hell, I ain't sure I even know what love is.” - URL: “Man, why every time I talk feelings, you gotta change the damn subject?” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Scene: Robebidas, a cantina in the middle of nowhere. A tumbleweed passes by. Mariachi music plays. Cut to inside. Bender and the Mexican bending unit are sharing some margaritas. - They clink their glasses, drink their margaritas and do a fiery belch in similar fashions. - Bender: “You're a booze bag? Me, too!” ## S12 E2 — Quids Game URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1202.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bizarre aliens force the crew to reenact all the classic children's games Fry played at his 8th birthday party... except this time, they are played TO THE DEATH! Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Slim: “I'm rich! Finally, I can give up limbo and start a professional sex league.” - Violence & injury — 8 moment(s) - Yancy Fry, Sr.: Look at my boy! You stabbed that donkey like a professional donkey stabber! - Bender lets out a yell and charges at the beast. Fry also charges and ends up stabbing Bender's shiny metal ass. - She stabs Fry in the back with the tail and pins the tail on the donkey's rear. - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Flashback: 1982. Mrs. Fry is pouring some Iowan Punch into a Game Night party cup. Yancy Sr. approaches young Fry who is moping on the stairwell. - Chaos erupts. Hattie punches Zapp, Doubledeal kicks the Professor, Slim limbos under Hermes, Zapp and Hattie both step on Kif, and Inez punches Amy. - Fry looks in the fridge, and finds it between the C-Train Chardonnay and the jug of Iowan Punch. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Young Fry: “I… w-won at something? I hope my grandma's proud of me down in Hell.” - Bubblegum: “Damn! My dribbling and differentiating arm!” - Kid 3: “This party sucks!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… ## S12 E3 — The Temp URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1203.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: A mysterious temp worker takes over Fry's job - as well as his entire life. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Ndnd: “[reading cards] "You took me in your arms and ate the morsel of B'dnkian entrail lodged in my cleavage."” - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “Oh, not much. Like having an affair with Marie Curie. Oh, my, yes.” - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “I'm sure he's fine. We'll just swing by on the way to the wedding and pick up his corpse.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Lrrr: “[clears throat, reading cards] "Ndnd, you look just as you did the night I met you on the hairy hills of B'dnkdnk. Your dress covered in the blood of three B'dnkian warriors."” - The Temp: “[pulling out a gun] I'm going to abandon you all here the way you abandoned me! [he runs off]” - The Temp: “Time for Plan C. Kill everybody! [he shoots his laser gun at the crew]” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Farnsworth: “Damn straight.” - Bender: “Who the hell is he?” - Amy: “Only a delivery to book hell. We're just lucky we made it back without reading anything.” - The Temp: “I can get through this. I'm a temp, damn it. I'm sure they'll be back soon.” - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Older Omicronian: “[holding a molotov cocktail] Molotov!” - He throws the cocktail at the wreath on the altar, burning it. The wedding guests cheer. ## S12 E4 — Beauty and the Bug URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1204.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender becomes a matador in the sport of "Bug Fighting". Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “Well, remember when I said I spent a whole night sleeping with the buggalo? I-It was actually only part of a night. And I didn't do much sleepin'.” - Violence & injury — 10 moment(s) - A buggalo charges at Marquita. She rides it and stabs at it with her dagger. The crowd winces. - Bender: “Stabbing? Screaming? flirtatious] Jigging?” - He pulls his antenna, which pulls out a sword. He wields it at the buggalo, which stops in its tracks. Cut to the crowd's reaction as the buggalo is stabbed. - Cut back to the arena. Marquita face the disguised buggalo. Marquita at first has a moment of guilt, but then she stabs at the head. Bender yells and falls. Amy tearfully looks at the poor creature. - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Inez fires the starter pistol and the runners take off. Two men open the gates and release the buggalo. - Don Cunningham: “And they're off and running! Hello, splatter fans. Don Cunningham here. The red planet will run red today with the blood of its bravest heroes. Also their guts.” - Bender: “But, even so, what does it say about us that we celebrate their bloody deaths?” - Marquita: “I call first gore!” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “Man, this head is really stuck on tight. [Marquita wields her saber.] Oh crap!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - He does so. While Bender is smoothing, the buggalo prepares to charge. Cut to the crowd. Fry is drinking from his beer hat, but when everyone stands up from the excitement, the hat falls off. - Fry: “It's okay! Five-second rule! [He puts his beer hat back on.]” - Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “You lousy tramp! I oughta kick you!” ## S12 E5 — One is Silicon and the Other Gold URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1205.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Leela becomes friends with a jealous chatbot. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “I bet it was one of those disgusting party sex lines! Oh, no, wait. Those are only $5.98 a minute.” - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Cut to reveal Dr. Cahill nude. - Now, fond, I bare my breast; - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Cut to reveal Phoebe's corpse still in a state of shock. - Suddenly, Phoebe's corpse arises from her coffin. - LaBarbara: “I'll hold her down! Someone stab her with a wooden stick!” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Swearing — 8 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Farnsworth: “Hell no! So I demand a senior discount!” - Fry: “You bastard.” - Bender: “That's the best damn show I ever saw!” - LaBarbara: “Get the hell out already!” - Amy: “Damn it! The one in the coffin's still alive!” - The girls take turns beating the crap out of Phoebe's robotic body. - Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s) - Hedonismbot: “Oh, to be one of those grapes, bursting in ecstasy!” - Hermes: “[going over to the computer] And now for the real fun: deducting the money we wasted as business expenses. Hmm. Dat's odd. Dere were some huge phone charges while we were gone. $5.99 a minute? For hours?” - Dr. Cahill pops the wine and pours. - Dr. Cahill: “Hey, why don't we go to a winery for the weekend? We can just drink wine and hang out.” ## S12 E6 — Attack of the Clothes URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1206.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The Professor's fast-fashion clothes are a smash hit, but an environmental disaster. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Scientist 2: “But that gown brings sexy back to science.” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “This isn't the invention, you boob! Let me just activate it using my footnological marvel, the toe-longer.” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s) - Leela: “All right, let's snag Zoidberg's pants and get outta here. Bender, deploy the space hooker.” - The space hooker lowers from the ship. The ship plummets when covered in clothes. - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Farnsworth: “Why, thank you for noticing, Amy. It looks elegant and minimizes blood loss.” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Farnsworth: “…and not the damn dress?” - Delevingne: “[gasps]You finally did it, you fast fashionistas! Damn you all to TJ Maxx!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Fry pops open a champagne bottle. ## S12 E7 — Planet Espresso URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1207.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Hermes inherits a Jamaican coffee farm that holds the ruins of an ancient spaceship. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “Get out! And take your dirty, sexy money with you!” - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - LaBarbara: “Poor little Dwight. He can't understand why you're gone. Last night, he asked if you're havin' an affair. It was the first good laugh we've had since you left. [laughs]” - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Hermes kicks Badrick's corpse into the ground. - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Scene: Back at Planet Espresso. There is an even longer line waiting outside. Cut to the counter. Fry has bloodshot eyes and some stubble. Petunia walks up to him. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - MacLachlan: “Ah. That's a damn fine bath of coffee.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Badrick: “Dey were ding-dongs, a'right. But I was a ding-dong too. Too late, I realized I'd wasted my life.” - Hermes: “Wasted? How?” ## S12 E8 — Cuteness Overlord URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1208.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Amy sets out to collect the cutest toys in the universe - but they are not as harmless as they appear. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. - Admirella: “Unidentified hostile aliens have wiped out several of our remote bases here, here, and here. [She points to the areas on her boobs and vagina.]” - Violence & injury — 9 moment(s) - Zapp: “Some monster must've stowed aboard that ship, then murdered everything here… To the death.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Cuteness Overlord Written byKristin Gore Transcribed byJasonbres - Scene: Merveena 6 Outpost. Zapp and Kif cautiously scan the perimeter while holding out their ray guns. Kif puts his glove on a scanner and the door opens revealing a gruesome sight. - Kif shoots his laser gun at the Funbag, and its beads drop to the ground. The beans sprout multiples of the kitty Funbag. - Zapp fires his laser gun at the mirror, and the laser ricochets off the walls hitting several Funbags and causing them to multiply. The crew screams as the room is filled with Funbags. - Amy punches Hattie. - Farnsworth: “Since baby mammals have relatively large eyes at birth, we evolved to find that cute, so we'd care for our offspring instead of strangling them.” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “Clever little bastards.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - They glance over at the next screen to watch Fry, Leela and Bender handling the package. At one point, Bender opens his chest cavity to rid it of empty beer bottles and steal a vase. ## S12 E9 — The Futurama Mystery Liberry URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1209.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Futurama is reimagined in the form of classic children's mystery books. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 9 moment(s) - Mr. Brown: “Smooth, baby. I sent three perps to the electric chair. Two murderers and one unlicensed hotdog vendor.” - Mr. Brown: “Ah, yeah. That's some mass-murderer level stuff.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Phil Smardy: “And my gun is missing!” - Lolly: “And I'm his bodyguard, Lolly. I like to punch people.” - Lolly punches Hattie as she puts a quarter in the jar. - Lolly punches Hattie again. - Lolly: “I can't arrest him. I'm just a kid. The best I can do is punch him.” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Granny: “Don't look for clues! Look for the damn thimble!” - Biff Smardy: “What the hell is that?” - Warbler: “Who the hell are you?” - Mr. Brown: “‘Cause I just didn't give a damn.” - Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s) - Lancy: “And you lost the deed because you were drunk?” - Father: “I didn't lose it. I carefully hid it, along wit' my emergency vodka, in the old grandfather clock.” - Father: “Hurry, we can still save my emergency vodka! And my daughter.” - Scene: The runway. An aeroplane resembling the Planet Express ship takes off, but its drunk captain cannot keep it in a straight line. - de L'eela meanwhile has a basket of wine bottles on her head. - Cut to inside the manor. de L'eela, the Warbler, and Algebra are having afternoon tea. de L'eela pours some wine into her tea. ## S12 E10 — Otherwise URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1210.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: When Fry proposes to Leela, he is overcome by a near-fatal attack of déjà vu. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “Why didn't you come out sooner, you boob?” - Zapp: “Well, Linda, sensors have detected a phantom vessel in this quadrant, but it's invisible to the nude eye.” - Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s) - Amy: “You're 40% tin! [clang, clang!] And didn't you once have a torrid affair with this ship?” - Bender: “I have torrid affairs with lotsa things. Then I move on. Bender don't look back! 'Cause his neck joint don't turn that way! Ooh, snap! [scats]” - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - János: You know, he'd be a lot easier to handle if he had less blood. Just saying. - Bender opens his cavity and makes the biggest mistake of bringing a gun to a sword fight. He shoots the can opener, and it falls out of the bed. - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Fry leans backwards on the railing, screaming, but he falls to the floor, avoiding his suicide attempt from last time. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Scene: Space. The Planet Express ship spirals in flames. Cut to inside the ship. All hell is breaking loose. - Farnsworth: “Merely jet streams of alternate realities. All that is, was, or might have been. And a lot of other crap, too.” - Bender One-Hand: “Ah, crap. Survivors. We are in big trouble!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Scene: The Vampire State Building. János is pouring some champagne for Fry's table, the same table from "Meanwhile". - Fry: “Nothing. I-I just felt strange. Like we'd had champagne here before!” - János: János has served many before you. Their souls linger long after the champagne has been drunk. ## S13 E1 — Destroy Tall Monsters URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1301.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Bender undergoes a risky treatment to make himself gigantic. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “[reading] "Hot plus tall equals sexy"? [to Amy] Well, you can't argue with the math.” - Violence & injury — 9 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Roberto: “Sorry. You can't leave unless you know the password! [wields a knife] Ha-ha!” - Roberto sticks the knife in the wall and pulls it down like a lever, causing the floor to open up and swallow Bender, Fry, and Leela. - Joey Mousepad: “Yo, take off the hat after I punch it off. I mean, before I punch it off!” - Bender punches the lizard monster, but he punches him back. - Leela smiles at this and kisses Fry. But Godzooka interrupts them when he punches Bender, causing his visor to go down. Godzooka turns to the citizens and pounds his chest and roars and then politely bows his head. - The rest of the Planet Express crew joins the crowd as everyone cheers. Fry and Leela get to fighting as Bender fights Godzooka. They punch him right into the Hudson River. Cut to Godzooka floating away. - Bender: “[groans] Thank you, Mayor Poopenmeyer. And to Godzooka, my noble adversary, who I easily beat up with almost no effort, let me simply say this: You're dead and I'm tall! [laughs] Aw, man! The D-roids wore off!” - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “Pfft. That place sucks burps. We're goin' someplace hotter.” - Scene: Robot Hell. The joint is jumping as we see several characters hanging out, including Donbot, Pazuzu, Boxy, and Billionaire Bot. Cut to Hedonismbot being electrocuted by a robo-demon. - Robot Devil: “That'll be ten more dollars for the same total amount of liquor! [laughs maniacally] Welcome to Hell!” - Wembanyama: “Life up here is legit rough, my friend, but it's cool. Damn cool.” - Farnsworth: “Because he's too damn big.” ## S13 E2 — The World is Hot Enough URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1302.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew ignites a volcano in a desperate attempt to slow global warming. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - During this bit, a tourist waves to the camera behind them using a stone corpse. - A plume of grey smoke covers the mayor turning him into another stone corpse. Linda laughs again, but then coughs as she and morbo are also turned to stone, along with a few more tourists watching. - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - The ship's gun is lowered and replaced by a Mardi Gras 3025 float with Gumbo-Tron riding it, his mouth-bowl full of glitter. - Mom slaps her sons, but that's not new, but what is new is she ends by slapping Dr. Banjo. Suddenly the doors swing open, revealing Fry. - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Nixon: “Greetings, fellow Earthicans. Once again, we come together to save our planet. And drink beers and take selfies!” - Nixon takes a selfie while Agnew pours some beer into his jar as the audience hoots once more. ## S13 E3 — Fifty Shades of Green URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1303.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Fry is heartbroken to learn Leela's soulmate is someone other than him. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s) - They walk into the Beast with Two Bucks $1.99 Sex Shoppe. - Scene: Fry, Leela, and Bender's apartment. The crew is preparing the decorations while Bender inflates his sex doll. - Fry: “Oh, I'll tell you more. She's not just beautiful. She's smart and sexy!” - Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s) - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. - Farnsworth: “With access to social media posts, DNA databases, genital pics, and so on, they became too good, able to identify a person's one perfect match from among all inhabitants of Earth.” - Leela: “Is it a penis reduction? I'm just guessing based on the chart.” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s) - Scruffy: “Yeah, uh... we'd like some, uh... ya know... [clicks tongue and winks] "filthy porno"?” - Owner: “Shh! Not so loud! Right this way for your "porno", sir.” - Violence & injury — 12 moment(s) - Amy: “It led to a 10,000% increase in jealous murders, and an end to the traditional two-car family.” - Bender: “[with pride] I can't believe it. [sniffles] My little Fry is becoming a murderer.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - Branch: “I would rather die than let this invasive species encroach on the ecological niche of my plant! [takes down a rifle with shears on the end] Are you with me?!” - Branch gives him another rifle and they chase after the tree. - Bender: “Ooh! I know! Strangling! It's the right thing to do, and the fun way to do it!” - Fry: “Hmmm. The mature thing would be just to punch him a little. But he could be anywhere.” - He takes out a pair of tweezers to take a syringe out of the raccoon's paw. The raccoon scampers away. Fry approaches him and punches him. - Fry: “[softly] Are you gonna punch me back?” - He punches Fry in the stomach. - Leela turns toward Branch. Romantic music plays as they look at each other lovingly. Branch's heart monitor beats faster and faster. The scene is broken up by Bender punching Fry. - Bender: “Strangle him, you say? I happen to know of an unoccupied grave. It's a little small, but I can bend him in half. [mimics bones cracking]” - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “That's the beautiful day we met and attempted suicide. [sobs] I refuse to help! [storms out] Bye.” - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Ipgee gives Fry some champagne and an ice bucket. - Bender: “[gasps] He's cheatin' on you, Chastity! [drinks some beer]” ## S13 E4 — The Numberland Gap URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1304.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew journeys into a mysterious world inhabited by numbers. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Axl: “Oh yeah? I'm so bored, I wanna punch myself in the face.” - Bender punches the two 0's in the 100. Googol groans and falls apart, causing a massive tidal wave of fragments. Bender, Farnsworth, and Cantor get caught in the wave and hold onto the portal. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Zoidberg: “What are you people talking about? Fry's paintings are crap! [Leela stomps on his foot] Ow! I mean, the foot pain makes me see how beautiful I'm saying they are.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s) - 55: What's almost four? Three? Ya know, 1 through 12 are my friends. [referring to the roman numerals on Fry's watch] I don't appreciate these racist caricatures. ## S13 E5 — Scared Screenless URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1305.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Bender is sent off to Zapp Brannigan's camp for screen addicts. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Scene: The kids sneak past Zapp's yurt, and Dwight checks behind the yurt door to see Zapp sleeping with his Q.T. McWhiskers doll. - Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s) - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot. - Zapp: “There's no WiFi here on Remotus. [He pushes a button, making the bag raise up.] Nevertheless, I shall hoist your devices high atop this naturally occurring stripper pole for one reason and one reason only: to taunt you.” - Scene: The street. Loud music is heard from a green hovercar that Zoidberg is driving the guys around in. They pass by the Evening Nudes strip club. Fry, Farnsworth and Hermes stick their heads out the moonroof. - Violence & injury — 8 moment(s) - Bender: “Ow! Ow! Stop pecking me, you stupid murder bird!” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - A picture of Zapp Brannigan holding a laser gun is next to those words. - Scene: O'Zorgnax's Pub. A sign outside the bar reads in AL1 "Human Bloody Mary - $8.00". Cut to inside. A Neptunian bartender shakes a few mixers and serves them to the ladies. - Zapp: “There's only one way to deal with every situation... guns.” - Zapp wields his laser gun and attempts to fire, but it does nothing. - Zapp: “[he does so] And voila! I stand before you, an adonis! [girdle loosens, then he punches the WiFi button to open the bus door] It's go time.” - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Hermes: “But nobody has coins anymore! Not since suicide booths started takin' Venmo.” - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “[turns his chair backwards to sit in it] If you're currently using another device in addition to the one you're watching me on, then you're a sick, sick bastard!” - URL: “Damn, this cabinet was three days from being used to store retirement paperwork.” - Zapp: “Damn. To the bus!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Zapp: “Ah, the best part of waking up, a box of wine and the gentle song of children screaming in nature.” - A radish attacks his box wine and deflates his yurt. Zapp crawls out from under it. - URL walks in leading a still drunk Leela, LaBarbara and Amy. ## S13 E6 — Wicked Human URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1306.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Pandemonium erupts when people around the world start floating up into the sky. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - He strips off the robe revealing he was naked underneath. The group groans. The Professor puts his regular lab coat back on. - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender punches Fry's crotch. - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - A couple of people waiting in line at a suicide booth are lifted up. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Hermes: “No way I'm ascendin' to Heaven with Barbados and LaBarbara. I'd rather go to Hell!” - Bender: “Then quit sittin' on your premium-sized ass, Hermes! If ya wanna go to Hell, you're gonna have to earn it, with some foul deeds.” - Bender: “Damn you, old man! If it weren't for you and your precious science, Fry could still have children!” - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “I'm an astronomer, you drunken idiot! And a respected cosmologist!” - Bender: “Oh, right. I always mix those up 'cause they both have margaritas.” - Changstein El-Gamal: “Now, now! Now, now! [bangs gavel] Please, let's not split hairs! Now is the time that we, as leaders of faith, should join hands and gloat! Let's take the win, people! [hold up a glass of communion wine]” ## S13 E7 — Murderoni URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1307.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: A conspiracy theory makes shocking claims about the basement of the local pizzeria. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Murderoni Written byCody Ziglar Transcribed byJasonbres - Morbo: “...there is no baby-murdering pepperoni operation in this filthy basement. We sincerely apologize for any excitement we may have caused.” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - Hermes: “Actually, son, we are goin' on a thrillin' adventure! Which might involve a few forms bein' stamped. [he cocks his stamper] Let's get this party authorized!” - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Leela: “Awwww. [angrily] Wash your damn pants!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Leela takes a pizza cutter and Amy takes a rolling pin. Bender takes a wine bottle and smashes it into a shiv. ## S13 E8 — Crab Splatter URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1308.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Leela's parents adopt Dr. Zoidberg. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Zoidberg clinks his champagne glass with a steak knife, but his claw accidentally snaps the glass in two, causing it to fall and break. - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Zoidberg is seemingly watching TV on the couch surrounded by empty beer bottles, discarded Red Claw cans, a Chinese takeout box, and fish skulls, and his claw in a bag of Finyuns. ## S13 E9 — The Trouble with Truffles URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1309.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Bender and his trusty pig set off to hunt space truffles in the truffle belt. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Leela and Fry take some of Bender's truffles. They taste them and have some orgasmic reactions. - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “They're a fungus, you boobs!” - Cookie: “It was me! I told 'em! [cackles] [Cut to inside to reveal he is naked except for his hat and glasses.] Now, can I get my clothes back?” - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - The Robot Mafia emerge from the ship. Joey Mousepad holds up a gun. - Joey Mousepad: “Yo, you hear that, boss? He said, "What truffles?" [cocks gun] That's not the kinda thing a guy with truffles would say.” - Jambone: “No. I reject this blood truffle. I reject the whole oppressive system that exists just so wealthy snobs can gorge at the trough of gluttony!” - '[The dragon growls at them. Bender steps on the scooter's brakes, causing the bag to punch the dragon on the head.] - Swearing — 9 moment(s) - Joey Mousepad: “Yo, you hear that, boss? He said, "What truffles?" [cocks gun] That's not the kinda thing a guy with truffles would say.” - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Calculon: Damn. - Bender: “Holy crap, Fry! I had no idea you were so generous!” - Narrator: “For God's sake, this is your ninth movie and you never know a damn thing! How did you get this job?” - Bender: “That's it! No one spits on my equipment! They may have a big fancy truffle truck, but I've got... [looks at Jambone] Uh... Aw, crap! I don't have anything! Now, c'mon! Let's find some truffles!” - Bender: “[walking onto the ship] Hell no.” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Bender pries open the crate, but when it is opened, everyone gasps as a really fat pig emerges from it. ## S13 E10 — The White Hole URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1310.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew embarks on an epic ten-million-year journey to witness the birth of a new universe. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - The crew clones open their mission kits. Fry #330 opens his, a bottle of Extra Virgin Massage Oil. - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - Amy points upward to reveal red letters spelling "ATTENTION" emerging out of the hole. Cut to Roberto stabbing Billionaire Bot while robbing him. - Roberto: “[stabbing confusedly] Huh... huh... huh...?” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bubblegum: “Ellipses, dig? We need some young blood for this mission, comma...” - The harpoon goes off and goes through a space salp, but it breaks the window of the gun and the windshield cracks. Leela #15 starts to age while screaming. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - Hyperchicken: “Cock-a-doodle-what-now?” - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “Man, what the hell ruined The Cat's pitch-black moonless night?” - Bender #1: [to the hologram] You better have a damn good reason for calling me into existence! - Leela #1218: The hell with them! - Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s) - Morbo: “Reports indicate the intense glare is visible throughout the known universe. And let me add that it is not helping my hangover! [He groans as his head pulses.]” - Old lady: “Gee whiz. By the ship's clock, we had been traveling for eighty years when it all went to hell. The winds of time blew against us like a hurricane and forced us back to Earth. Our bodies withered and our lives wasted.” - Farnsworth: “Ah, the carbonara is approaching absolute zero. I'll put the champagne in to chill for our arrival.” - He drops a bottle of champagne into the goo. - The ship zooms downward. Cut to a still hungover Morbo with Linda. ## S14 E1 — Beef URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1401.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The Professor attempts to create lab-grown meat so Fry can compete in the world hotdog-eating championship. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Leela throws her bra at Fry. - Violence & injury — 8 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Announcer: “Three... two… [He fires the starter gun, which is actually a mustard tube.]” - Farnsworth: “For example, if a mosquito bit a cow and was subsequently preserved in amber, we might be able to extract DNA from the blood cells it drank!” - Farnsworth: “[He throws the other fossils into a trash can and puts the fossil onto a microscope tray.] Now, we just need to extract some putrefied blood from the mosquito's withered bowels.” - Fry: “What a jerk! I was in training to beat him the next year, but that's when I got frozen. FYI, that's how I ended up here in the future.” - :[Bender punches Fry in the stomach as the dog flies out of his mouth and into Zoidberg's.] - Bender: “It's like those paintings of the big-eyed kids who you wanna punch in the face.” - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s) - Amy: “[stoned out of her mind] Wait! The citronella gave me an idea!” - Bender: “Wow, we failed faster than usual. Let's get drunk!” - Fry: “Oh, it was huge! Competitive eaters were every bit as respected as beer pong players. [He points to a picture of himself and three others wearing "H" letterman jackets.] That's me there. I lettered in hotdog.” - Brocky: “[to Fry] Whoa, whoa, whoa, I remember you! You're that loser I wasted in 1999!” ## S14 E2 — Catfish Hunter URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1402.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: Bender travels to Mississippi in search of a sexy scammer who ripped off his grandmother. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “Wai-wai-wai-wai-wait. What are you doing with a sexy butlerbot? You're supposed to be penniless thanks to me!” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s) - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot. - Fry: “So where's the strip club trampoline park with the all-you-can-eat ice cream?” - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender: “What?! [puts away a knife he was supposedly going to use on his grandmother]” - Sheriff Hooten: “Keep your feet where I can see 'em! [cocks his pistol] Y'all think you can just mosey into my town an' shake yer various things? Here in Scamton, dancin' is a crime!” - Deputy Fiddle: “[screeches and shoots his banana like a gun, which hits Amy]” - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - Sheriff Hooten: “Keep your feet where I can see 'em! [cocks his pistol] Y'all think you can just mosey into my town an' shake yer various things? Here in Scamton, dancin' is a crime!” - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Bender: “[holding a lit cigar in one hand and drinking a beer in the other] Those bastards!” - Bender: “Huh? Oh, right, the scammer. [rolls up his sleeves] I'm gonna tear him limb from limb! [He answers the phone.] Who the hell do you think you are?!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s) - Abuelatron: “[also smoking a cigar and holding a margarita glass] Eh, who needs them when i have my favorite grandson and alcohol? [chuckles]” - Leela: “Come on, let's go celebrate and get drunk before I fly us home.” - The bartender gives more beer to the robots. Cut to the Planet Express crew drinking at another table. Leela downs her drink. - Zoom out to reveal a robot butler giving her some champagne. ## S14 E3 — Our Flag Means Medical Coverage URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1403.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Vicious Space Pirates steal a priceless cargo entrusted to Fry and Bender. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Zapp: “My favorite pursuit temperature. Perhaps it's a sex-ay she-alien. [He sprays cologne on himself.]” - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - A butler gives Glab and the Vampire Emperor champagne glasses, with the vampire's glass filled with blood. - Leela: “Admirella, why is Glab sucking up to the Vampire Empire? They're a bloodthirsty dictatorship.” - Leela slams her big boot onto the pedal, causing the Professor to fall backward. Zoom out to reveal Zapp brandishing his laser gun. - Bender takes out the sheet music for "The Blood-Splattered Banner" from his cavity and puts it on the piano's music stand. He plays a grandiose intro. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Zapp: “What the H-E-double-hell is going on, Kif? Didn't you raise the shields?” - So to Hell with yer livin' wage! - Farnsworth: “Well, thinkable. Uh, but damn big.” - Glab: “Ugh. Fine. Play the damn song.” - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - We lurch about in a drunken rage ## S14 E4 — Lords of the Ring URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1404.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: The crew crash-lands on a mysterious world inhabited by intelligent rats. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Bender: “It's not what it looks like! It's just sexual!” - Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s) - Scene: Planet Express, some time later. Cut to Dr. Zoidberg's office, where the crab is examining the naked Professor on his exam table. - Dr. Pestia: “What strange creatures! They walk and talk like naked rats!” - Leela: “[taking the vacuum tube out of her boobs] This stupid gizmo better work.” - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Dr. Pestia: “And the arsenic that adds that kissable sparkle must be leaching into the bloodstream, where it kills the plague bacteria!” - Snivels: “[pretty beat up] Yeah, I guess.” - Scene: Back in the dungeon. The crew, now beaten up, is back inside as Vermius and Pestia look over their findings. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Farnsworth: “I wasn't? Damn!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “Your fat joke is correct. A larger brain has larger caloric demands.” ## S14 E5 — The Charm Offensive URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1405.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Earth's biggest pop star uses musical brain programming to command her army of fans. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Bender: “Cut that out! [He punches Fry.] Oops. He's dead.” - Bender: “You don't look okay. [punches him again]” - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Leela carries Fry over her shoulder and gets the hell outta there. As she jumps out the door, she sees the cube beginning to float up from the ground, with a rocket blasting from the bottom. - Fry: “I'm... I'm okay. I finally got that damn melody outta my head. How'd it go again?” - Nixon: “Earth hereby surrenders. I just have one question: What the hell?” ## S14 E6 — Late Bloomers URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1406.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Hermes attempts to save his dying father, as Zoidberg reunites with an old flame. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Marianne: “We could. But I'd rather make out.” - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Farnsworth: “Zoidberg, you boob! Your chick is a botany nerd. And when nerds get to nerding, their excitement can easily be mistaken for arousal. Remember that time I got down and nerdy at the planetarium?” - Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s) - Scene: The Planet Express meeting room. Leela, Bender, Amy, and Farnsworth are mopping the floor while Scruffy reads his porno mag. - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - Zoidberg: “Yes! But also, no. She's been studying at Mars University the past few years, so we're on a break.” - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Hermes: “It's not just a plant, woman. It's ma father! It grew out of his grave and sucked the personality out of his corpse. Come on, Dad! Show 'em you can talk!” - Plant biologist: “Do you think it's a Jumbo Corpse Plant from Bromelius 12?” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Leela punches Bender's antenna turning the music and disco lights off. - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Zoidberg: “You plant bastard!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm… - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Bender is holding a beer bottle with a piece of paper with the word "coffee" written on it taped on the bottle. - Badrick: “Ah, now listen. I might never'a drunk from a World's Greatest Dad mug, but I recognize goodness. And right now, I'm lookin' at a good man.” ## S14 E9 — A New New York Yankee in King Elfo's Court URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/futurama/1409.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - A nearly nude Bean emerges from behind the door, wearing nothing but a star necklace and a grass skirt. - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Elfo: “Anyway, Mr. Fry, we're all impressed by your amazing puppet-murdering contraption!” - …Morning Fun Pit" • "Calculon 2.0" • "Assie Come Home" • "Leela and the Genestalk" • "Game of Tones" • "Murder on the Planet Express" • "Stench and Stenchibility" • "Meanwhile" - …Hot Enough" • "Fifty Shades of Green" • "The Numberland Gap" • "Scared Screenless" • "Wicked Human" • "Murderoni" • "Crab Splatter" • "The Trouble with Truffles" • "The White Hole" - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - …• "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo… - …"Law and Oracle" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Möbius Dick" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation" - Fry: “[sniffs] This is a really touching reunion, and I don't even know who the hell any of you are!” - …Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm…