# Parks and Recreation — parent guide (122 episodes)

Source: https://watchwiththekids.com/parks-and-recreation.html
Scoring: violence, sex and language each 1–5; overall = the highest of the three.
Buckets: 46 all clear (1–2), 42 gray area (3), 34 hard pass (4–5).

## S1 E1 — 1. CHE01 - Pilot
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0101.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 10+)
Summary: From Emmy Award-winning executive producers of "The Office" comes a new mockumentary that looks at the exciting world of local government. The documentary cameras follow Leslie Knope a mid-level bureaucrat in the Parks and Recreation Department of Pawnee, Indiana. In an attempt to beautify her town Leslie takes on what should be a fairly simple project: help local nurse Ann Perkins turn an abandoned construction pit into a community park. Leslie is alternately helped and undermined by her colleague, Tom Haverford, who cheerfully exploits his government position for personal gain. She is also thwarted by her boss Ron Swanson who is philosophically opposed to government in any form. Helping Leslie and Ann navigate the Pawnee bureaucracy is charismatic city planner Mark Brendanawicz, whose outlook has been soured by 15 years of public service. If they can pull it off, Leslie hopes that she also will have inspired her uninterested college intern April and April's whole generation - all the while moving one step closer to her ultimate goal: becoming the first female president of the United States.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “I need bigger guns.”
  - “Um "Committees cover our democracy with blood.”
  - “This sawed-off shotgun belonged to a local bootlegger.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Knope, there's a drunk stuck in the slide.”

## S1 E2 — 2. CHE03 - Canvassing
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0102.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie and her committee go door-to-door to build support for her park project and recruit members for an upcoming town hall meeting, but their mission doesn't go as smoothly as Leslie hopes. Meanwhile, Tom strays from the group and uses more questionable recruiting tactics.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “And I'm sleeping with my clothes on I came in through the window last night It can be tricky dealing Don't LESLIE Why do I want to build this park so bad?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Well, guess what? Here's the gun, here's me.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Are you gonna commit to coming to this meeting tomorrow, or are you gonna be a bitch? Yes, you do owe me.”
  - “What the hell is wrong with people? I should show them Andy's medical bills.”
  - “And I need you to sell the crap out of the park.”
  - “But whatever, he's a douchebag.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Would you change your mind if I told you that nine out of 10 meth users said the same exact thing? What? How would you even know that? Survey.”
  - “We surveyed crystal meth users.”

## S1 E3 — 3. 102 - The Reporter
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0103.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: When Leslie invites a reporter to do a story on her park project, she and her committee have trouble staying on message. Leslie calls in Mark to help save the story, but he only makes the situation worse. Meanwhile, Tom kisses up to his boss.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - “She and Mark had sex with each other.”
  - “Shauna Malwae-Tweep and Mark Brendanawicz had sex with each other last night.”
  - “I bet he didn't use a condom.”
  - “It's unethical and it's irresponsible for a public servant to have sex with a member of the press corps.”
  - “Especially when you have sex with someone who is so skanky.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “One penis in particular.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I can't beat him.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “And she's a bitch.”
  - “Her name is Tammy Swanson and she's a serious bitch.”
  - “Crap on a stick.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “I was pretty wasted.”
  - “You were drunk? Oh, yeah.”
  - “I was probably not thinking 'cause I had two broken femurs and I was blackout drunk.”
  - “Andy was drunk when he fell in the pit.”

## S1 E4 — 4. CHE04 - Boys' Club
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0104.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie tries to make her way into the old boys club of politics by going to a casual get-together, but she quickly faces a tough ethical choice. Meanwhile, Andy has a secret plan to surprise Ann.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “How many sexual partners have you had in the last year? Are they gonna ask that? This is a deposition-style hearing, Miss Knope.”
  - “Now, how many sexual partners have you had in the last year? Zero to six.”
  - “Have you ever thought about Ron sexually? What? Including dreams.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Yeah, maybe fake boobs run in his family.”
  - “She's got a thong on her face.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “Do you ever cheat on your taxes? No, no, no.”
  - “I We had a brief affair in February of 2004.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - “I mean, look at those bitches clean up after me.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 7 moment(s)
  - “Whoa, mama! I love Great Lakes wine.”
  - “You can have the wine.”
  - “I could use a beer.”
  - “Let me get you a beer.”
  - “It's just getting started! Uh, yeah, 'cause parties usually get started when you run out of booze.”
  - “I'm doing a little experiment tonight to see what will get me drunker.”
  - “"After one and a half beers, "awash in the glow of acceptance "into this elite, exclusive club " Sorry, what club is this? A couple city planners like to drink beer in the courtyard on Tuesday nights.”

## S1 E5 — 5. CHE05 - The Banquet
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0105.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie attends a banquet honoring her mother and discovers what it takes to get what you want in the political arena. Meanwhile, Tom and Mark bail on the banquet to go to a bar and pick up some women.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “I've seen you hook up with more trashy chicks in the last year than I can count, all right? If there was a Tellenson Award for hooking up with trashy chicks all the time, you'd have several of those awards.”
  - “Come on! I'm serious! Now, the words "too sexy" aren't really in my vocabulary, but, Marlene, girl, you are too sexy! I refuse to lather Marlene up, kiss her ring like everybody else.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “"Marlene Griggs-Knope has never solicited a male prostitute.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “The fact that I haven't even gotten close to cheating on her is a disappointment to both of us.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “This wooded area is the site of, um, the murder, actually, of Nathaniel Bixby Mark.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Does he drive much out of state? I know that your husband is a drunk driver.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “How about this? "Marlene Griggs-Knope is definitely not a whore.”

## S1 E6 — 6. Rock Show
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0106.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie attends an important meeting with a local bigwig while her sub-committee members go to Andy's first concert since breaking his legs.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “You don't have to have sex with him if you don't want to.”
  - “But I make out with him when I'm drunk sometimes.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “…then Everything Rhymes with Orange, Punch Face Champions, Rad Wagon, Puppy Pendulum, Possum Pendulum, Penis Pendulum, Hand Rail Suicide, Angel Snack, Just the Tip, Three Skin Jet Black Pope, we went back to Mouse…”
  - “Your boobs are dead.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - “We started, we were Teddy Bear Suicide, but then we changed it to Mouse Rat.”
  - “…with Orange, Punch Face Champions, Rad Wagon, Puppy Pendulum, Possum Pendulum, Penis Pendulum, Hand Rail Suicide, Angel Snack, Just the Tip, Three Skin Jet Black Pope, we went back to Mouse Rat, and now we are…”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - “Could you grab me a triple whiskey water? You would like that, wouldn't you? Yep.”
  - “Or Where's My Sandwich? Or Don't Forget To Bring Home Beers After Work.”
  - “Have a beer with me.”
  - “And he was also pretty drunk.”
  - “Beers to go! Where are we going? All the bars are closed.”
  - “You think I can get my beer bottle in that shopping cart right there? What? Mark, don't.”

## S2 E1 — 1. 201 - Pawnee Zoo
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0201.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: When Leslie decides to marry two penguins to promote the local zoo, she inadvertently causes an uproar when both penguins turn out to be male. Meanwhile, Mark puts Ann in an awkward situation when he asks her to go see a movie.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “And we are gonna find out my actual bra size.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Is that right? Last time I checked, I don't think I murdered anyone, or had an affair, or did drugs! But I apologize.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Is that right? Last time I checked, I don't think I murdered anyone, or had an affair, or did drugs! But I apologize.”
  - “Just to be clear, that was a friend punch.”
  - “There was no flirtatious meaning behind that playful punch I just gave your arm.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “The Bulge is a gay bar? Uh, the nights I've wasted there.”
- Homophobic jokes — 1 moment(s)
  - “" I'm so glad you're here! I'm really sober! Okay! Get a drink! You know why tonight's fun? 'Cause everyone's so gay.”

## S2 E2 — 2. 202 - The Stakeout
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0202.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: While tending to the new community garden, Leslie and Tom discover someone has planted marijuana among the vegetables. In an effort to catch the people responsible, they pull an all-night stakeout. With Leslie's permission, Ann decides to go on a date with Mark.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Who is this person? Who is this kingpin? It's a 13-year-old kid named Stevie, who likes to get high, and make his Transformers look like they're having sex together.”
  - “I was attracted to her in a sexual manner that was appropriate.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “I would like to be President someday, so, no, I have not smoked marijuana.”
  - “Focus up right where the weed is Stop.”
  - “Yeah, and someone planted a whole mess of weed next to the tomatoes.”
  - “We were staking out the community garden, because somebody planted marijuana in it.”
  - “We were drunk, and he tried to kiss me, and I said, "No, sir, Mark Brendanawicz.”

## S2 E3 — 3. 203 - Beauty Pageant
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0203.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie looks forward to picking a new Miss Pawnee, but has to battle the other judges, who have a very different standard of "the ideal woman." While on a date with Mark, Ann learns that Andy has been living in the pit.
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “It's the strip club by the VA hospital.”
  - “Is Mark the guy who's "fixing your shower"? I don't know about you, Mark, but I've seen a ton of porn.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “$90? Yes, because I ordered a beautiful bouquet of daffodils, from a website, after a few glasses of wine.”

## S2 E4 — 4. Practice Date
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0204.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie is nervous about her first date with Dave, so Ann takes her on a practice date to help her prepare. Meanwhile, after a local councilman is caught up in a sex scandal, Tom, Ron, April and Mark decide to see who can uncover the worst dirt on each other.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 6 moment(s)
  - “When I was 16, I had sex with a married woman.”
  - “You showed up at the guy's house in the middle of the night, drunk, and you didn't even sleep with him? Should I have? It never hurts.”
  - “All I can say is I wasn't just having sex, I was making love to a beautiful woman and her boyfriend, and a third person, whose name I never learned.”
  - “Furthermore, it was wrong of me to say I was building houses for the underprivileged, when I was actually having four-way sex in a cave in Brazil.”
  - “What about, like, a sexy hat? I don't know what that even is.”
  - “You're cool and you're sexy and you're funny and you're smart Yeah.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “And I can see your nipples through your dress.”
  - “You know I'm here, right? Did you see my bra? Mmm? Bee, boop.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “It turns out Councilman Dexhart may have also had sex with a prostitute in the limousine on the way to and from the press conference where he apologized for having an affair.”
  - “Hey, do you wanna watch a porno after this with me and my wife? No, Dave.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “One time this guy rang my doorbell at midnight, to brag about getting laid when he was 16, so I shot him.”
  - “…spreads rapidly? What if instead of Tic Tacs, I accidentally pop a couple of Ambien and I have to keep punching my leg to stay awake?”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “Both of them bitches.”
  - “All right, let's do this, bitch! I'm not scared.”
  - “Damn, this just heated up quick! Ta-da! That looks great.”
  - “You coy bastard.”
  - “When I tell you what What the hell are you doing? What I'm doing is, I'm trying to tell you that I've done some stuff that I'm not very proud of.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “Not whether he was high on nitrous and cocaine during the cave sex.”
  - “Well, that's funny, because a little birdie told me that your adoptive mother was arrested for marijuana possession.”
  - “Guys like girls that have kids, right? Whoa! What if I get drunk and I talk about Darfur too much? Or not enough? What if I don't bring up Darfur enough? Leslie, relax.”
  - “I thought it was terrible wine.”
  - “No fires, no ambulances, just good old-fashioned showing up drunk at a guy's house late at night.”

## S2 E5 — 5. Sister City
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0205.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie plays host to the Parks and Recreation department from Pawnee's sister city, Boraqua, Venezuela, and is shocked at the cultural differences. Tom becomes an errand boy, and April plays hard to get.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “What? Do you have some kind of book with photos of the women available to us? If not, I will also take the sexy black one.”
  - “When I said party, I meant one that did not include sex for pay.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “And eight and a half dozen rubber baby bottle nipples, also made here in Pawnee.”
  - “Kernston's Rubber Nipples, tastes like the real thing.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “This is a gold plated replica of the gun Hugo Chavez used in the 1992 Socialist revolution.”
  - “This gun truly symbolizes the blossoming peace between our two nations.”
  - “Holy cow! There's a lot of guys with guns here.”
  - “'Cause, nobody takes a punch like her.”

## S2 E6 — 6. KaBOOM!
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0206.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie, Ann and the rest of the Parks Department volunteer to help the organization KaBOOM! build a playground for a neighboring town. After building an entire playground in one day, Leslie gets frustrated at the progress with the pit, and takes some advice from Mark to cut through the red tape.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “That's what I call condoms.”
  - “My sexy sweater.”
  - “You should've heard the super sexy stuff she was saying to me.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Thank you so Why are you naked? Oh! Well, because of what you said.”
  - “Big, naked baby.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Would you break the rules? I won't murder.”
  - “What are we doing? Is it dangerous? We're not gonna murder anyone.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “Suicide Hotline, surprisingly lame spread.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Yeah, but just think of all the kids that'll swing on this swing, fat kids, skinny kids, brainiacs, sluts, the gay drama kids, goths, jocks, the alternative crowd.”

## S2 E7 — 7. Greg Pikitis
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0207.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie enlists the help of Dave and Andy in order to catch a local teen vandal. Meanwhile, Ann struggles to make her Halloween party fun, and gets help from an unlikely source.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Hey, slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year.”
  - “Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year, I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons.”
  - “About to head home and have crazy sex.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “Mad Hatter? T- Pain, baby! She poppin', she rollin', she rollin' She climbin' that pole and I'm in love with a stripper This is not a stripper.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Go! Vodka! Go! Son.”

## S2 E8 — 8. Ron and Tammy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0208.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie is upset when she learns the library department wants to take over her lot. Making matters worse, the library is run by Ron's ex-wife Tammy, who still has a powerful emotional hold on him. Meanwhile, Andy gets a job in hopes of winning Ann back.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Ron wears the same thing after he's had sex.”
  - “For what? More Excuse me? More sex.”
  - “Oh, God, Ron, I don't wanna hear about your disgusting sex anymore.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “This seems like a private matter, but I'm so That woman really knows her way around a penis.”
  - “A naked Tammy made me breakfast this morning.”
  - “We would just end up naked, and I'd give her your lot, and my house, and God knows what else.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “So, how's the shoeshine game? I'm on a break, one of the many advantages of owning your own business.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “You know, she's not a murderer.”
  - “Have Gun Will Travel reads the card of a man A knight without armor in a savage land Good morning, Jerry.”
  - “Is punching allowed on the high road? I'm sorry, Leslie.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “That bitch of an ex-wife is working for the library now.”
  - “You son of a bitch.”
  - “So go to hell, every single one of you.”
  - “Screw Pawnee, and screw your damn shoes.”
  - “On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rushed to my side, so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “They're like a biker gang, but instead of shotguns and crystal meth, they use political savvy and shushing.”
  - “You know, a day like this makes a man reflect upon his life, and I've come to the conclusion that I've completely wasted mine.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “If I'd had a park like that when I was growing up, I probably wouldn't have gone through such a prolonged mall-slut phase.”

## S2 E9 — 9. The Camel
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0209.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: After one of the murals in City Hall is defaced, Leslie and the Parks Department compete to come up with a new design. Meanwhile, Andy and Ron share an uncomfortable moment at the shoeshine stand.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I have no interest in non-nude images.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Someone tried to stab it once.”
  - “Heisman Trophy winner, Naked Gun.”
  - “And, like, blood will, like, come out of his mouth and stuff.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “This one's racist.”

## S2 E10 — Hunting Trip
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0210.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie tries to prove she can hang with the guys so she invites herself on Ron's annual hunting trip, but things don't go as planned. Meanwhile, April and Andy bond in the office while everyone is away.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “This would not happen if I had a penis.”
  - “That's why I have suspenders that connect my bra to my jeans.”
  - “You're surprised that my breasts didn't throw my aim off? Leslie, please.”
  - “I'm wearing a new bra and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - “Ron, I got your hat! Ron, I have your hat! Oh, my God! Are you in a lot of pain? I was shot in the head with a shotgun.”
  - “On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he? Well, he's very curious about who shot him.”
  - “He was shot in the back of the head.”
  - “All right, safety basics! Donna, can you tell me why it's bad to look down the barrel of your gun? Is that a trick question? No, Donna, don't! Please! Rule number one, do not point the weapon at a person.”
  - “And keeping one's eyes open is always a good rule of thumb around guns.”
  - “I'm gonna get my gun.”
  - “It seems like you like to go hunting with the same people 'cause you know you can beat them.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “Look! Some kind of bird! Let's kill it! You talking to me, bitch? What were you aiming at? Nothing.”
  - “What? Bitches be crazy.”
  - “Sneak attack! Damn it! I am the Pants King! Bow to me.”
  - “What the hell? Bow to the Pants Queen.”
  - “I'm just glad you didn't end up inviting more of the motor What the hell? Give me some warning! I saw a quail.”
  - “Oh, damn! This is a mess.”
  - “Okay? Leslie covered for you, but I'm not gonna let her take any more crap from Ron on your sorry-ass behalf.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “So, grab a beer.”

## S2 E11 — Tom's Divorce
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0211.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Ron sends Leslie up to the DMV department and she happens to see Tom and Wendy at divorce court. Leslie enlists the help of everyone in the department to take Tom out on the town so he can forget his sadness. Meanwhile, Tom has an epiphany about his marriage.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Oh! Uh, also, Mark, again, we don't have those extra-small condoms you ordered.”
  - “Mark never asked me for any small, weirdly-shaped condoms.”
  - “Could you carry him out of here, please? And, you know, also maybe not have sex with his wife? Thanks.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “What? Ew! Like, tied up, naked, in your basement? No, no.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 6 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “Or we could go to a restaurant Strip club? Did somebody say strip club? No Did somebody say strip club? You did.”
  - “I definitely heard someone say strip club.”
  - “I've gone on record that if I had to have a stripper's name, it would be "Equality.”
  - “Strippers do nothing for me.”
  - “Whoo! Stripper dancing action! This isn't working.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Now, the sadness is pouring out of Tom, like blood from a pterodactyl after it's attacked by a T-Rex.”
  - “Rack them up! Somebody punch someone! So, how you doing, buddy? Want some steak? Champagne? Think of something extravagant and we'll get it for you.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “Well, drop out of school and start doing meth.”
  - “I'll have the surf-and-turf-a-saurus, and a couple of bottles of wine.”
  - “I'm gonna need a lot of wine, so keep it flowing.”
  - “So, where do you want this? So, how you feeling? Rough morning? You know those hangover pills you can order on TV? Mmm.”

## S2 E12 — Christmas Scandal
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0212.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie designs the Pawnee Winter Wonderland Festival, but has to hide from the press when a meeting with a disgraced Councilman lands her in the middle of a sex scandal. Meanwhile, Ron offers to cover for Leslie for the day, and quickly discovers how much work she really does.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 7 moment(s)
  - “I got the babysitter pregnant, then when she was in the delivery room, I had sex with not one, but four nurses in a supply closet, as well as a woman whose husband was getting a liver transplant.”
  - “April, I appreciate that, but I don't think it's something worth losing your virginity over.”
  - “Except I always assumed that I would be the politician and the man would be accused of sleeping with me.”
  - “Some people are saying this isn't the first time that you've had sex with a married councilman.”
  - “We now go live to Councilman Bill Dexhart, who's giving a press conference about his sex scandal.”
  - “And he's now about to shake hands with Leslie Knope, the alleged sex toy.”
  - “Like I'm on a Stairmaster, except more, like, in a sexual Context.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “Leslie, my first question has to be, when did the affair start? Joan, I spoke with Councilman Dexhart for the first time that night.”
  - “I really didn't think that Miss Knope would pull down her pants on TV, but since she did, I will admit that the rumors of our affair are indeed false.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Even the super left-wing chicks that saw Blood Diamond and cried, when they get a diamond, they're like, "Yeah, bitch, give me more of them blood diamonds! "Make them extra bloody.”
  - “If I ever see that guy, I'm gonna punch him right in the face.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “Even the super left-wing chicks that saw Blood Diamond and cried, when they get a diamond, they're like, "Yeah, bitch, give me more of them blood diamonds! "Make them extra bloody.”
  - “You know damn well what happened.”
  - “I've made copies of Leslie's daily work schedule, so we'll just split into teams, and each team will take Damn, 10 items, and we'll knock this out.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Last year we got drunk and he took me to the Ice Capades, and I didn't get him anything.”
  - “"Bring a case of beer to Sanitation.”
  - “They can buy their own beer.”

## S2 E13 — 213 - The Set-Up
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0213.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Ann sets Leslie up on a blind date with a co-worker, which does not go as well as Leslie hoped. An old friend of Ann's makes Mark feel insecure.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Taking messages, wake-up calls, Muscle Milk runs, condom runs, bottle service at the Snakehole Lounge.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Is that his blood? What? Oh, damn, now I have to go back.”
  - “So what do you think of your new assistant? I want to punch you in the face so bad right now.”

## S2 E14 — 214 - Leslie's House
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0214.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: After an amazing date with Justin in Indianapolis, Leslie tries to impress him with a dinner party at her house.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “When was Mark here before? Oh! Sex.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “And to one day solve a murder on a train.”
  - “It was a blood bath No, no, no! No talking.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Last time, we had a private tour and cocktails at the Indianapolis Aquarium.”

## S2 E15 — 215 - Sweetums
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0215.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: The Parks Department forms a partnership with a local company to sell energy bars at the parks in Pawnee, but Leslie tries to stop the deal when she discovers how unhealthy the snacks are. Mark reluctantly agrees to help Tom move out of his house.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “You seem to have a $40 late fee on a book called Mysteries of the Female Orgasm.”
  - “Really? 'Cause an hour ago you told me you'd rather watch a sex tape of your grandparents.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “All those who would like the bloated corpse of the government to keep running the snack bars at taxpayer expense, raise your hands.”
  - “If you can't beat them Sweetums! Sweetums! I could not be happier about this.”
  - “If you can't beat them, Sweetums! I love that song.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - “Denver? Everybody! Check under your seats! Look, look! I got chocolate! Denver, you little son of a bitch.”
  - “And all those in favor of letting this heartless corporation, Sweetums, stuff your children with sugary crap, raise your hand.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “After I got home, I drank six more glasses of whiskey and then I finished crafting this small harp, using a band saw, a spoke shave and an oscillating spindle sander.”
  - “Here are some photographs of me drinking the whiskey.”
  - “Take the booze chart.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “What NutriYums energy bars are just absolutely loaded with high-fructose corn syrup and fatty oils.”

## S2 E16 — 216 - Galentine's Day
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0216.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: When Leslie hears her mom's story about an old flame, she and her boyfriend Justin track him down and reunite them on Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Andy and his band are nervous about playing a gig at the Senior Center.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “It's about how you can tell when someone's just had sex 'cause of how their hair gets matted up in the back.”
  - “Why can't we just do our originals? I just wrote a new song, okay? Bottom line, it's called Sex Hair.”
  - “Fine, then you can't make out with me when you're drunk anymore.”
  - “Fine, then I'll make out with Ben.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Such firm breasts.”
  - “Because when you play a rock show, it's really easy to know if you're doing great because chicks will flash their boobs at you when you're up onstage.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'm gonna get some punch.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Some champagne? Uh, no, thanks.”

## S2 E17 — 217 - Woman of the Year
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0217.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie is outraged when Ron wins a "Woman of the Year" award for a project she started. Meanwhile, Tom is desperate to find some money to invest in a local Pawnee club.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “You'd never have to beg for sex again.”
  - “I don't wanna get into this, really, but I don't beg for sex now.”
  - “Just bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce Now, all the ladies say it Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce What do you say, sexy? I'm out.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Don't pull your punches.”
  - “I'm gonna push my punches as far as my fists can extend! Attagirl.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “He was a dick.”
  - “However, she cares way too much about crap like this, which is why I can't pass up this opportunity to tease her about it.”
  - “"So, I am going to let her dangle "in order to show her that awards are bull crap.”
  - “I don't want the damn thing.”
  - “Just take the damn thing.”

## S2 E18 — 218 - The Possum
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0218.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: When a possum bites the mayor's dog on a golf course, Leslie is asked to form a task force to catch the pesky animal. Meanwhile, Ron is upset when Mark refuses to bend the rules for him.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “And then afterwards, had sex with Mark and everyone talked about it.”
  - “Does he want to have sex with a dead possum? No! No.”
  - “But after that sex scandal? The man is a god! Hey, Mark.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “The point is, if I kill the first whale, am I technically a murderer? I don't know what you're talking about.”
  - “That's a lot of blood.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Fairway Frank You're gonna die You're gonna fry, oh, yeah You guilty son of a bitch You're gonna fry When they flip that switch Hey, April, can I talk to you about this situation with the possum? No.”
  - “See you in hell, buddy.”
  - “Not because I'm pissed at Andy, which I'm not.”
  - “No, please don't, okay? He's gonna be pissed at me.”

## S2 E19 — 219 - Park Safety
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0219.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: After Jerry gets mugged by a bunch of kids, Leslie meets with the head park ranger in hopes of improving park safety. Meanwhile, everyone tries to be nicer to Jerry once he returns to the office.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “So, when you say that you want me to check in with the police liaison, you mean hook up with him, right? No.”
  - “I'll have sex with you in exchange for the tape.”
  - “Ew! Is that code for some kind of weird sex act? Lord Sheldon is my dog.”
  - “Also, her daughter was having sex way too young.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “"And then I put my underwear on my head instead of my butt.”
  - “Talking about a bra for a man.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “And he didn't OD, his drummer shot him.”
  - “What is the first move in any fight? Punch to the balls.”
  - “Damn, Jerry! You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Kill your wife? Block the opponent's punch and counter-punch to the jaw.”

## S2 E20 — 220 - Summer Catalog
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0220.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Preparing the Summer Events Catalog, Leslie decides to take Ron and the past directors of the Parks Department out for a picnic lunch. Tom enlists the help of Ann and Mark to pose for the cover photo.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “Step three, have sex with a model.”
  - “So, if you had to sleep with one of the old guys, who would it be? The super-old one.”
  - “Guys, I don't know if I made it clear, but I don't want any sex offenders in our Parks catalog.”
  - “I wanna make out with him and chew his eyebrows off.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Now, I didn't want to have to do this, but we may have to go nude.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “I'm not gonna stab you in the back or anything, so Maybe I should go somewhere.”
  - “Women need a lot of blood to flow through to their baby centers, which leaves less to the brain, you see.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - “What? He smoked pot.”
  - “But also, it's ridiculous that marijuana is illegal.”
  - “It grows in the ground! I've planted marijuana in community gardens all over the city, and it hasn't hurt anyone! What? You know, Michael? You are one pot-loving mother pain in the rectum.”
  - “I once saw him smoke pot out of a 20-foot length of garden hose and a milk jug.”
  - “He made a bong out of a taxidermied raccoon? I caught him smoking pot out of it not three feet from where we're standing.”
  - “Three picnic baskets, assorted cheeses, grapes, wine.”

## S2 E21 — 221 - 94 Meetings
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0221.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Ron is furious when April mistakenly schedules a ton of meetings for him. Meanwhile, Leslie fights to preserve a historical landmark.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “I saw your penis.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Instead she blew up the castle and stabbed me in the face.”
  - “To me, this situation is a blood-soaked, nightmarish hellscape.”
  - “But then word got out, and the reception was a bloodbath.”
  - “Newport meet? I was doing a ribbon-cutting at the hospital, and he was there because his blood doesn't work.”

## S2 E22 — 222 - Telethon
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0222.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie hosts a late-night shift for a local telethon, and lands former Indiana Pacer Detlef Schrempf as a celebrity guest. Meanwhile, Mark has big plans for his relationship with Ann.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “You know, all my kids are away, and Gross! No! It's Jerry's sex night.”
  - “That ruins sex and tonight.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “He had two beers.”
  - “Light beers.”
  - “By the way, I'm drunk.”

## S2 E23 — 223 - The Master Plan
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0223.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie is disappointed when her new park plans are put on hold by a visit from two state auditors. April has plans for Andy at her birthday party, and Ann tries to piece together a romantic mystery.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “This is going to be so fun letting you dangle until I finally reveal that we did not make out.”
  - “Hey, Ron, did we make out last night? Good God, woman.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “Are you into me? What? Chug that, bitch! Rules are rules.”
  - “Throw them bows What? Damn, girl, who are you trying to impress? Just kidding.”
  - “Did I give you a bottle cap? Excuse me, did I give you a bottle cap? What? Did I give any of you guys a bottle cap? You sure? Who the did I give a bottle cap to? This party sucks.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “You want to get super drunk? I really do.”
  - “Can I get you a drink? Whiskey.”
  - “When I'm drunk.”
  - “You want to get a beer? It's like 10:30 in the morning.”
  - “And you seem like you could use a beer.”

## S2 E24 — Freddy Spaghetti
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0224.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: When Ben prevents Leslie from holding a children's concert, she takes matters into her own hands. Mark makes some big decisions about his life, and Andy gets some unexpected romantic attention.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “You're about to have sex.”
  - “I'm in my sexy pajamas.”
  - “What were we doing in between? Sex stuff.”
  - “My last song I wrote was called Sex Hair.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I think you might find me attractive because you got drunk and kissed me when we first met.”

## S3 E1 — 1. Go Big or Go Home
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0301.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie tries to convince Chris and Ben to give the parks department more money, and when she fails to persuade them, she enlists Ann's help. Meanwhile, Ron and Andy coach youth basketball, and April returns with surprising news.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “What will Leslie do next? Will April and Andy make up and make out? Find out this season on Parks and Recreation.”
  - “Do you have any of those shirts that look wet all the time? Or, like, a metal bikini? You know what's always sexy? Fingerless gloves.”
  - “Okay, but you're going to have to eat something sexy, then.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Are you buying 4,000 rubber nipples from me or not? D, you have a visitor.”
  - “They probably just want to see each other naked.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Would you be cool doing things that a prostitute does? Minus the money? Definitely yes, then.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Come on! I called shotgun.”
  - “I was born with a blood disorder.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Can I ask you why not? Because I thought we had a great time the night you got drunk and kissed me.”
  - “I would like some wine.”

## S3 E2 — 2. The Flu
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0302.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: While planning for the local Harvest Festival, Leslie is struck with the flu and is forced to go to the hospital. Ron and Andy have a day of male bonding, and Tom hits the spa.
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Forgot to mention, the tiny kangaroo is a racist.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Stay back, slut! I know what she's trying to do.”

## S3 E3 — 3. Time Capsule
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0303.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie wants to bury a time capsule that encapsulates life in Pawnee, but an odd suggestion from a local man causes unforeseen consequences. Andy seeks help from Chris about how to win back April.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “This book contains pagan creatures and strong sexual overtones.”

## S3 E4 — 4. Ron and Tammy Part 2
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0304.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Tom tries to get back at Ron by going out on a date with Ron's ex-wife Tammy, while Leslie tries to protect Ron from falling prey to her charms. Meanwhile, April is assigned to work with Chris.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “But really, she's just a manipulative, psychotic, library-book-peddling, sex-crazed she-demon.”
  - “They started having sex at the court house.”
  - “Also, he's not into you sexually.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Oh, do I? Embracing Life with a Micro-Penis.”
  - “Ron's got one just like it on his penis.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - “Post-pizza, pre-ice cream, between his third and fourth beer.”
  - “He'll be full but not stuffed, tipsy but not drunk.”
  - “I'll get you a beer.”
  - “Can I have two beers, please? Hey, you okay? Wendy and I are over.”
  - “I would like a glass of white wine.”
  - “Appears to be slightly intoxicated.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Sounds like a real whore.”

## S3 E5 — 5. Media Blitz
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0305.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Trying to get the word out about the Harvest Festival, Leslie, Ben, and Tom do radio, TV and newspaper interviews. A media storm hits when Ben has to answer tricky questions about his past as a teen mayor. Meanwhile, Andy struggles to win back April's heart, and Ann summons the courage to discuss her relationship with Chris.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “You lost your virginity in a corn maze, didn't you, Douche? That's right.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Was your dad RoboCop? Because your arms are guns.”
  - “" RoboCop didn't have guns for arms.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - “What is he typing, anyway? "If you sons of bitches try to remove this typewriter, I'll kill you.”

## S3 E6 — 6. Indianapolis
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0306.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie and Ron drive to Indianapolis to receive commendation for the upcoming Pawnee Harvest Festival. Tom hosts a launch party for a local cologne maker in hopes of pitching him his fragrance "Tommy Fresh." Meanwhile, Andy and April discover how to have fun without spending any money.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “His ether-based perfume, Blackout, was named one of Maxim's top hundred ways to trick someone into sex.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “Leslie, I think Chris is cheating on me.”
  - “Then I'm sure he's not cheating on you.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “I think she's gonna murder you.”
  - “Sorry? How are things going with Ann? You know what's funny about Ann? She's my best friend, and anyone who hurt her is someone I would murder, probably.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “The lady next to me, a bitch.”
  - “But Indianapolis is home to Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse, the best damn steakhouse in the damn state.”
  - “What? That lying bastard! Wait.”
  - “Damn it, woman! Welcome.”
  - “Are you serious? What the hell? You know, it could be nothing, but it feels like something.”
  - “Is everything okay? It kind of sucks that I'm super broke and I wanna buy you stuff and it's embarrassing that I can't, but I'm broke too, and I don't want anything.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 7 moment(s)
  - “The whiskey, Lagavulin 16.”
  - “I wanna treat April like a queen, and queens deserve flowers and massages, chocolate, booze, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, them treasure chests full of scarves, different kinds of lubes that warm up…”
  - “Hey, let me get a beer and a Pawnee Sunrise.”
  - “Triple whiskey.”
  - “Could you get us a cold compress or something? Hey, six beers for table 12.”
  - “Another time, a guy invited me to a beautiful picnic with wine and flowers, and then, when I tried to sit down, he said, "Don't eat anything.”
  - “It's just vodka and a bunch of cinnamon.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “That guy just pitched me a cologne called Sluts.”

## S3 E7 — 7. Harvest Festival
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0307.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: With the fate of her entire department hinging on the success of the Harvest Festival, Leslie deals with last-minute problems with a Wamapoke tribal leader, who threatens to put a curse on the event. Meanwhile, April is upset with Andy, while Ann gets romantic advice from an unlikely source.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Or you could stay here and make out with me until the lights come back on.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “What? Did you get your breasts done? You look amazing.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Murder the most melons.”

## S3 E8 — 8. Camping
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0308.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie takes the whole department camping in order to brainstorm new ideas. Meanwhile, Andy attempts a romantic gesture for April, while Ann gets nervous when Chris returns to Pawnee as the new city manager.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “You know, I was 24 when Gayle took my virginity.”
  - “Why don't I meet you out there? If you hate it, we'll leave and go make out.”
  - “But if you love it, we'll stay and make out.”
  - “I mean, yes, my daughter might think she is old enough to be sexually active with her boyfriend.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “Call 911! That was the second most awkward way a man has ever grabbed my breast.”
  - “What if we're scaling a cliff and I start to fall? Can I grab onto your boob for support? No, Tom, don't.”
  - “Her boob kills.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “We got champagne.”

## S3 E9 — 9. Andy and April's Fancy Party
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0309.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Andy and April host a dinner party for all their friends. Ben asks Leslie for some career advice, while Ann tries her luck at a singles party.
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Excuse me! Are there any strippers here? Former strippers? Non-dancers but you're feeling a little bit drunk? What are you doing? I'm throwing Andy an impromptu bachelor party.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Get out of that bitch.”
  - “You know, I like how the Damn it.”
  - “Except for Roberta, here, turns out, sucks at water skiing.”
  - “Andy sucks at driving a boat.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “You get drunk.”

## S3 E10 — Soulmates
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0310.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Ann convinces Leslie to sign up for an online dating service, only to be matched with someone she already knows. Chris decides to start a health initiative and challenges Ron to a burger cook-off.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Sexy, well-read blonde.”
  - “Talking about sex with my boss.”
  - “Sporty and sexy.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Don't freak out, but Joe from Sewage just unhooked your bra with his eyes.”
  - “So, the only thing that's important to you is hotness? Wendy? Lucy? All you cared about was the shape of their boobs? No, I really liked them, and they happened to have nice breasts.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “And I would just stand out there and survey my empire, like a drug dealer in a Michael Bay movie.”

## S3 E11 — Jerry's Painting
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0311.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Jerry's contribution to Leslie's community art show causes a stir. Ben moves in with April and Andy and attempts to teach them how to be adults. Meanwhile, Leslie is frustrated by Chris and his interoffice dating rules.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “And how did it get like that? Who had sex with what and gave birth to which? Ms.”
  - “What? What Leslie and I want people to know is you should be able to have sex anywhere you want and show it anywhere you want.”
  - “I totally agree with you that people should be allowed to have sex in public places.”
  - “Weak, flickering, barely giving off any light, unable to make out with the light bulb I want to make out with.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “I've dabbled in nude sculpture.”
  - “I've posed nude.”
  - “Half woman, half horse, with what some would say are human breasts.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - “Why am I upset? Let's start with government-funded animal porn.”
  - “Is this art or is it pornography? Here to answer this question is Parks and Recreation Deputy Director, Leslie Knope.”
  - “Now, this painting right here, art or pornography? Perd, I think this whole debate is ridiculous.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “This isn't anything like your affair with Tom Haverford.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Filled with hippies who love art and sometimes weed.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “That's racist.”

## S3 E12 — Eagleton
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0312.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: When the neighboring city of Eagleton puts up a fence around one of their parks, Leslie must get her former best friend to take it down. Meanwhile, Ron tries to stop Leslie from planning a birthday party for him.
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S3 E13 — The Fight
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0313.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: When Leslie tries to get Ann a job at city hall, her lukewarm reaction causes their first-ever fight. Tom invites the entire department to the Snakehole Lounge to help him promote his new alcohol, "Snake Juice."
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Me so horny.”
  - “That makes it sexy.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “I actually was on your show once Wait! Were you on the show where we had that stripper do math? Classic, right? Hello, strange person who I have never met before.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Long answer, his wife, Jan, had an affair, gave him a venereal disease, and so he put signs about her all through City Hall.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Sounds like you took a snake and twisted it like a rag until its blood and guts came out.”
  - “Laurence Fein two-inch, axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “I feel like such a dick.”
  - “I was the best damn agent they had until I was framed for a crime I didn't commit.”
  - “Damn, if that isn't delicious.”
  - “" Huh? This sucks, man.”
  - “What the hell is in Snake Juice, Demerol? All I know is Leslie's always talking about how lucky she is to have you as a friend.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - “Jerry, you'll be playing a boring beer drinker.”
  - “" "I'll take something basic like a beer.”
  - “Why aren't you holding a Snake Juice? I'm more of a whiskey man.”
  - “Yeah, I'm very angry, and I'm really drunk.”
  - “You're stupid, and you're drunk and you're stupid.”
  - “Everybody's wasted.”

## S3 E14 — Road Trip
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0314.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: When Chris sends Leslie and Ben on a trip to Indianapolis, Leslie is afraid she won't be able to deny her feelings for him. Ron teaches a young student about his views on government. Meanwhile, Andy gets his feelings hurt by April after playing Tom's new game.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “Wow! That was the most sexual tension I have ever seen in a conversation about documents.”
  - “Ann, everything you have is too sexy.”
  - “He told me that he liked me, and I'm gonna go make out with him right now.”
  - “I care about him very much, and I've had two and a half glasses of red wine, and what that means is I'm gonna go make out with him right now, and it's gonna be awesome.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Oh, I have a good idea! What? Why don't you ask him about his penis? Pawnee Zoo, monkey speaking.”
  - “Really? It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “This is actually the dress that Julia Roberts wore as a prostitute in Pretty Woman.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'm gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know what I mean? I'm not buying cocaine.”

## S3 E15 — The Bubble
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0315.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Everyone in the office is unhappy when Chris decides to make some big changes in the parks department -- especially Tom who starts to question his career choices. Leslie is caught off guard when Ben has a meeting with her mom.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “I think at some point, you and I should probably make out with each other.”
  - “You issue a government-wide memo about sexual harassment, and then you go to Mexico.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “There's a whole room on the fourth floor where they store the knives they've confiscated from people who went to the fourth floor to stab someone.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “No! I hate the fourth floor! Last time I was up there, I saw someone buy crystal meth out of a vending machine.”
  - “Just white wine, cuddling, and crazy amounts of History Channel documentaries.”
  - “Starting now, when life gives me lemons, I'm gonna slice them up into wedges and throw them into vodka tonics, which I will then sip in a burlesque nightclub that I co-own with actor Taye Diggs and two of the…”

## S3 E16 — Li'l Sebastian
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0316.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie and the parks team put together a memorial service for a dearly departed friend. Meanwhile, Tom makes a big life decision, while Chris reacts badly to a health problem.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “How long have you been sleeping with Ben? What? How long have you been sleeping with Ben? That's disgusting and wrong.”
  - “I don't even get Why would I I've never had sex with anyone anywhere.”
  - “And how How do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Which one floats your penis? They're all black.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “This is the memorial for Li'I Sebastian, not double-coupon night at a strip club.”

## S4 E1 — 1. I'm Leslie Knope
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0401.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie has to either break-up with Ben or follow her dream of running for office. Ann is forced to dispense medical advice after making an unexpected diagnosis. Meanwhile, Ron prepares for the return of his first ex-wife, Tammy One.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “I don't want anyone to think that you got where you are today by sleeping with your boss.”
  - “But I really like sleeping with my boss.”
  - “I wanna make out with my wife now.”
- Nudity & bodies — 6 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “God, who keeps emailing me? - A penis.”
  - “The testicles are like the ears of the genital system.”
  - “That man has the largest penis I have ever seen.”
  - “You're not doing your breast any favors.”
  - “Your breasts are amazing.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Did you maybe tell people that I diagnosed that guy with mumps based on his porn photo? I did! I was so proud of you.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Oh, you choose, Knope-- hunting, fishing, or drinking? I'd really love to shoot a gun right now.”
  - “She has the tracking ability and body odor of a bloodhound.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Would you like any wine to start? Yes, and I'm gonna be direct and honest with you.”
  - “I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.”

## S4 E2 — 2. Ron and Tammys
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0402.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie is forced to intervene when Tammy One re-enters Ron's life and begins controlling his every move. Ben tries to help Tom balance the books at his new company, while Ann makes a PSA starring Chris.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Sunday school, sex.”
  - “When Ron falls for Tammy Two, he turns into a demonic sex maniac.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “What's this? Every 30 days, I buy shotgun shells and cigarettes and send them home to my mom.”
  - “Oh, my God! There's a room full of just guns.”
  - “Why do you have so many guns? This is America, isn't it? Yes.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Can't you just move your butt around, or wear a dress made out of meat? Well I could do all those things and have, but that bitch is crazy.”
  - “Okay, you know what? Let's cut the crap.”
  - “The thing I love about Tammy is she calls me on my crap.”
  - “And you, you're going back to hell.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Well You and Ron have a big meeting, huh? I'm sure Ron will remember the meeting fondly while he makes toilet wine in a federal prison in Terre Haute.”

## S4 E3 — 3. Born and Raised
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0403.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: While promoting her new book about Pawnee, Leslie falls prey to some "gotcha" journalism. Meanwhile, Ann is determined to bond with Ron and April.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “I'm a woman with a strong sexual appetite.”
  - “Who's your favorite character on Sex and the City? Alf.”
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Is she gonna powder her vagina? - You gotta help me, man.”
  - “Sledding on that giant hill behind Kernston's rubber nipple factory.”
  - “You know, "nipple hill".”
  - “You stuck your underwear in your drawer, and you got really embarrassed, and then the teacher came over and pulled them out.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Was there a lot of blood? - What kind of blade did he use? Uh, three-and-a-half-inch? Serrated? Buckets of blood.”

## S4 E4 — 4. Pawnee Rangers
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0404.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: In an effort to fight the inequality of Ron's boys-only wilderness group, Leslie takes her girls-only troop, the Pawnee Goddesses, on an adventure weekend. Meanwhile, Tom and Donna force Ben to join them for a day of relaxation, and Chris finds a reason to spend time with Jerry.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “This right here's all the blood coming out her face.”

## S4 E5 — 5. Meet 'n' Greet
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0405.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Ben is mad when Andy and April decide to throw a Halloween party at their house without asking him. Tom emcees an event for Leslie's campaign but manages to also promote his company. Meanwhile, Ron and Ann give Andy and April an unusual wedding present.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Ugh, what are we gonna have sex on? The year was 1975.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “Oh, yes, from Kernston Rubber Nipples.”
  - “"The nipple king.”
  - “Hey! You stole the nipple king.”
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - “Of fun! And of murder.”
  - “We have decorations Dead people that we just murdered.”
  - “Not murdered.”
  - “Fake blood capsules.”
  - “And there's gonna be beer, pumpkins Bloody goblins.”
  - “Blood orphans.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “But I can say without hesitation that Tom is being a real dick.”
  - “Damn it, I just love it so much.”
  - “There you are, you little bastard.”
  - “You his friend? Him? Hell, no.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Candy, dancing, Tequila.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Food and Stuff, JJ's Diner, Glenmore Discount Cemetery, uh, Tramp Stamp Tattoos, Enormous Kenny's Fried Dough Stand and Mobile Phone Emporium.”

## S4 E6 — 6. End of the World
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0406.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Local Pawnee group predicts that the end of the world is coming, causing Leslie and others to contemplate their lives. Tom decides to throw the best party ever before he loses his office space, while April helps Andy complete his "bucket list" before the world ends.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “They're gonna have sex in five minutes.”
  - “You watch me play Xbox, and then I could watch you make some prank phone calls? We get hammered? Make out? We do that every night.”
  - “And he is--uh, we've never discussed sex, so It's--we've always just been very businesslike, so Your guess is as good-- nay, better than mine.”
  - “Because she thinks you're cute, and I was afraid you guys were gonna make out and have babies, and I had no right to do that to you or your future children.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “What do you think? Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station? No, this is a great gas station.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “If you're too drunk to drive, please take one of our shuttles home.”

## S4 E7 — 7. The Treaty
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0407.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie enlists the help Ben, Andy and April to host a Model U.N. for Pawnee Central High School. Chris asks Ann for her advice on love when a date cancels on him. Meanwhile, Ron struggles to find a replacement for Tom.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Under sex, you wrote "Yes.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Ben, how are we gonna get Kathy Ireland to do naked aerobics for them? Okay.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - “I kinda want to roll up my sleeves and make geopolitical problem-solving my bitch.”
  - “Unleash hell! See, I just don't believe in this whole don't let people know how you feel nonsense.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Are you insane? He was a million-year-old racist! He said he liked ethnic girls, Tom.”

## S4 E8 — 8. Smallest Park
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0408.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie uses her new tourist attraction as a way to spend more time with Ben. Meanwhile, Ron and April encourage Andy to go to college, and Chris tasks Tom and Jerry with revamping the Parks and Rec logo.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “A whole, new, sexy vibe.”
  - “"Hey, maybe I'm only sexy.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “" They're gonna do it in a right, kind of legal way that empowers prostitution.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Who cares about letters? is the Sopranos one, where the "r" is a pistol.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Because you order white wine, and it gives you a headache.”

## S4 E9 — 9. Trial of Leslie Knope
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0409.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Things come to a head for Leslie, Ben and Chris.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Ann! Ben and I hooked up last night! Aah! And I learned how to use iMovie.”
  - “I have ruined my share of hotel rooms, and trust me, nothing sexual happened in that room.”
  - “Does anyone have anything? Did anybody find anything good? In 1856, the city council banned all sexual positions except for missionary.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Now, in order to cover up their illicit affair, Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope bribed a city employee.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “You go down in history as a frozen whore.”

## S4 E10 — Citizen Knope
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0410.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Unable to get work done from inside the Parks Department, Leslie forms a citizen action group and fights from the outside. Meanwhile, everyone in the office brainstorms ideas for what to get Leslie for Christmas.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “You know, a sex scandal with your boss.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Oh, this is just a little militant citizen group I slapped together.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Strawberry margaritas! Another use for sal-gar! Financial analysis, automated general ledger accounting systems, audit management.”

## S4 E11 — The Comeback Kid
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0411.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie enlists everyone's help in staging an attention-getting event. Ben explores a new hobby, while April and Andy adopt a pet.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “You know, anything short of sexual favors.”
  - “What? - I do not-- I repeat, I do not want you to tempt him with sexual favors.”
  - “No, don't make out.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “See, there's more things to look at on the Internet - besides naked guys, Ann.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “So what? Are most murders committed by highly-trained, professional assassins? No.”
  - “Pistol Pete Disellio will be here in five minutes.”
  - “Ann got local hero Pistol Pete Disellio to endorse me at the rally.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Do you want one? - No, I find calzone fatty, and unnecessary.”

## S4 E12 — Campaign Ad
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0412.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Faced with a tough new opponent, Leslie and Ben disagree on the content of her first campaign ad. Ron is very uncomfortable when Chris tries to befriend him, while Andy and April make a trip to the doctor.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “And those are the kind of sexy qualifications that win elections.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “I think based on the redness I might be allergic to getting stabbed by needles.”
  - “They took my blood away to use for science.”
  - “Well, we have to find a way to beat him.”

## S4 E13 — Bowling for Votes
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0413.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie and Ben decide to hold a casual bowling party after hearing feedback from a focus group. April, Chris, Donna and Jerry have a contest to see who can raise the most money for Leslie's campaign by cold calling.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “And he called me by my second least favorite term for a woman, and my campaign manager punched him.”
  - “I like that that one guy punched that other guy, and then I like that she stood by him.”
  - “Go punch him.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “Yeah, I'll just write in "bitch.”
  - “I said she's a bitch.”
  - “Why are you sitting weird? - Damn it.”
  - “What the hell? I'm so sorry.”
  - “Damn you, Jerry.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “"Girl"? I saw your ad from when you were a kid, but it's nice to have a beer and get to know you.”
  - “I'll just say hi to him, shake his hand, buy a him a few beers, share a few laughs, bowl a few frames, lose intentionally to make him feel good, friend him on Facebook.”
  - “Let me get you a beer.”
  - “These beers are as cold as the Tuktoyaktuk Winter Road.”
  - “This guy was drunk, and he was aggressive.”

## S4 E14 — Operation Ann
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0414.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: It's Valentine's Day and Leslie decides she needs to find Ann a new man. Ben must enlist Ron's help when he is stumped by Leslie's elaborate Valentine's Day scavenger hunt, and Chris is depressed about the status of his love life.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “All right, the ones from the other hallway are "Cornfield Slaughter," "Lament of the Buffalo," "Needless Slaughter," "Slaughter Gone Wrong," "Eating the Reverend," "It's Raining Blood," - and "Death Everywhere.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “Hey, Kriss Kross, can we change up the music? It kind of sounds like the end of a movie about a monk who killed himself.”

## S4 E15 — Dave Returns
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0415.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: While trying to get an endorsement from the Chief of Police, Leslie and Ben awkwardly run into Leslie's old flame, Dave. Meanwhile, Andy and the rest of the office work on a theme song for Leslie's campaign.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “He's in love with you, and he has a gun? - Can you just not freak out? - I'm not freaking out! - Okay.”
  - “Gun! No, no, no, no! It's just a--it's paper.”
  - “I'll punch him, too.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “So we're gonna record this bitch tonight, Doubletime Studio.”
  - “A few weeks ago, a guy called me a bitch in a bowling alley, and he punched him in the face.”
  - “It's brilliant-- about a billion times better than Catch Your Dreams, which I realize now sucks ass.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “There's gonna be beer.”
  - “Hey, you want a beer? - Oh, okay.”
  - “Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about endorse ten beers into my mouth, 'cause this has been an incredibly stressful evening.”
  - “Hey, a little tradition after Mouse Rat records, someone buys me booze-- who's it gonna be? All right, look, I know I messed up, but there's something I got to say to you.”

## S4 E16 — Sweet Sixteen
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0416.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie realizes that the department has forgotten Jerry's birthday and decides to throw a party for him at a special location. Meanwhile, Tom is flabbergasted when he finds out Ann doesn't share his taste in music.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I feel naked without it, okay.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “You made me drunk, you made me drunk, and you-- - No, no.”

## S4 E17 — Campaign Shake-Up
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0417.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie and Ben are caught off guard when her opponent Bobby Newport hires a powerful campaign manager from Washington. Chris forces Ron to start interviewing replacements for Leslie when work starts falling through the cracks, and an unlikely officemate solves a challenging problem.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “He's like a brilliant, sexy, little hummingbird.”
  - “He's on my celebrity sex list.”
  - “Well, he is my celebrity sex list.”
  - “And I should listen to you always because you are a man genius with a taut, narrow frame like a sexy, elf king.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “How are we going to beat her? I don't know.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I am going to get drunk, and then I'm going to order a three-course meal where each course is made of dessert.”

## S4 E18 — Lucky
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0418.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie and Ben are thrilled when Buddy Wood wants to interview Leslie for his Indianapolis talkshow. April and Ron prep Andy for his final exam in his Women's Studies course.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “It contains extra-virgin olive oil, a little bit of lemon, and hint of turmeric.”
  - “Just a little - Condoms.”
  - “Nympho means you're addicted to sex, and since it's on the butt, there's other implications as well.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Plus, it allows for the possibility of high-speed skinny-dipping.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “Your campaign hit a snag of sorts, with the revelation that you and your boss, Ben Wyatt, were having une affaire de coeur-- affair of the heart.”
  - “But getting back to your affair with Ben Wyatt, who's now your campaign manager Buddy, frankly, I don't want to discuss that.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “I'm watching, um Murder She Wrote.”
  - “Murder She Wrote.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “I have a date with my bathtub, a glass of red wine, and a gigantic fireman named Marcus.”
  - “You're Leslie Knope! - Right! No one takes this more seriously than you do! - Tell me about it! - Yes! - Tequila shots? - Ohh! To Knope 2012.”
  - “This is a Buddy Wood first-- an exclusive interview with potential city councilwoman Leslie Knope, who appears to be drunk right now on camera.”
  - “I am not drunk.”
  - “Yes, when you have a jumbo Margarita and some flaming Tequila shots, you can get drunk.”

## S4 E19 — Live Ammo
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0419.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: When Leslie finds out that Parks Department budget is about to be cut, she convinces Councilman Pillner to make the cuts elsewhere, which causes unexpected problems for her campaign. Meanwhile, Chris takes Ron to his favorite meditation center.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “It's just a regular beer, but we put it in a sexy-ass mug.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “hamster penis, but no, I don't.”
  - “Are you sure? Because you look like a hamster penis.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Now I am not saying that Leslie Knope is a dog murderer, per se, I just think that her actions raise some questions.”
  - “Like, for example, is she a dog murderer? God.”
  - “Leslie, there is a woman on the phone that says her daughter's scared to go to sleep because Leslie Knope's going to come murder her kitty.”
  - “No, I will not let you return to a life of shaving wieners and dodging knife attacks from meth heads.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “Ben, I'm going to commit political suicide.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “No, I will not let you return to a life of shaving wieners and dodging knife attacks from meth heads.”
  - “The Beer-yonce Knowles.”
  - “Bye, pups! Bye, little piggies! I don't usually poison my body with dark alcohol, but this whiskey is excellent! Nectar of the gods.”
  - “What do you say, after work, you, me, whiskey, wheatgrass, Cranium? - Ron? - Chris? Sorry, he's meditating.”

## S4 E20 — The Debate
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0420.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie goes toe-to-toe with Bobby Newport in their big televised debate. Ann, Tom, and Chris work in the media spin room, while Ron goes the extra mile to save a party for Leslie's donors.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “Me so horny.”
  - “" And we all know the better-looking a park is, the more attention it will get from lady parks who want to have sex with it.”
  - “" By the looks of this guy, this is not consensual sex we're talking about.”
  - “My work, of course, is having sex with men and women on camera.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Does that guy Chris Traeger have a girlfriend, and is his penis normal? Stop talking.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “You might be thinking, "what does an adult film star know about politics?" Well, I've produced and starred in over 400 adult films this year alone.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - “And anyone who even rubs their hands on a leather jacket should be tried for murder.”
  - “Many of you know me as the man who sells you your guns at the gun-believable Gun Emporium.”
  - “Whoo! I want to tell you about my idea for assault rifle vending machines.”
  - “"What will u do "2 make Pawnee safe & can u help me find my car?" I can assure you, if you had a gun mounted on the dashboard, which automatically shot people trying to break into it, you would still have your car.”
  - “We see bad guy had a gun the whole time.”
  - “I don't know if I can beat her.”
  - “And I was so mad, I punched a mailbox.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “She's smoooooth like a blended whiskey.”

## S4 E21 — Bus Tour
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0421.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie goes on a bus tour for the final day of her campaign, and is caught off guard when an important person in Pawnee passes
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “It's just sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Anything else would be a classless move, on par with spray-painting nipples on the Lincoln memorial.”
  - “Ben Wyatt fired you for sending pictures of your penis to everyone, and you've come here to "pie" him.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'm not going to beat him.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “Your mom and my dad are both dicks.”
  - “Y'all got your seat belts on? Oh! Did you see that? That son of a bitch just rear-ended me.”
  - “Go, go! Macklin, you son of a bitch.”
  - “It was a hell of a day.”
  - “I know he didn't just hit my baby! Hey! What the hell, guys? Move! All right.”

## S4 E22 — Win, Lose, or Draw
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0422.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: It's election day in Pawnee, and Leslie and Bobby Newport are separated by a razor-thin margin. While everyone waits with Leslie for the race to be called, they ponder their futures, and their new opportunities.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Recently in a moment of weakness, I had sex with Bobby Newport's campaign manager Jennifer Barkley.”
  - “Now, I know it's a one-night stand and that she's leaving town, but our ferocious sexual decathlon did radically improve my mood.”
  - “And then we make out in the Lincoln bedroom And the Jefferson Memorial and the Supreme Court gallery.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Did I hit your boob? - No.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “With just 1% of the precincts reporting, adult film star Brandi Maxxxx has a commanding lead.”
  - “It's not Bobby Newport who's going to beat me, it's Brandi Maxxxx, the porn star.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Keep punching.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “Let's go! City council, bitches! - Jerry forgot to vote.”
  - “Oh, damn it.”
  - “Damn it, Jerry.”

## S5 E1 — 1. Ms. Knope Goes To Washington
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0501.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie and Andy visit Ben and April at their new jobs in Washington D.C., and Leslie feels overwhelmed by the city -- especially after meeting two of her idols. Meanwhile, Ron throws a "thank you" barbeque for the entire Parks and Recreation staff.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “We were thinking about maybe just-- uh, we-- maybe we were gonna go back to-- We're gonna have sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “…of the way up, and it's when construction was actually halted on the monu-- Leslie, this is a really cool penis, but Ben and April are meeting us at the Smithsonian in 10 minutes.”
  - “That building looks like a boob.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “There will be no giant-soap-bubble guns.”
  - “Which one of you youngsters wants to help me drain the blood from this animal? If you do a good job, I'll give you the bladder.”
  - “And if you don't get out of here soon, I'm going to punch you in the face.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “Shocking that our drunken plan to move in together wasn't a success.”
  - “Is there at least something to drink? There's beer in the cooler.”
  - “What about for the children? You can get water from that water fountain and use it to water down the beer.”
  - “Cocktail party at the Hay-Adams, and I got us all on the list.”

## S5 E2 — 2. Soda Tax
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0502.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Passing a city-wide tax on giant sodas. Chris helps Andy get in shape to prepare for his police entrance exam. Meanwhile, Ben struggles to connect with the interns in his office.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Consequently, we haven't had sex in ten years.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “We're not taxing anyone's genitals.”
  - “"I've been wearing a bandana as underwear for three days now.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Ben told you to finish the website, and if you don't do it, I swear to God, I'm gonna murder you in your sleep.”
  - “I exercise because, when I was a baby, I had a rare blood disorder, and I suppose I need to feel like my body's in tip-top shape Ah.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I think we should tax all bad things, like racism and women's vaginae.”

## S5 E3 — 3. How a Bill Becomes a Law
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0503.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie negotiates with her fellow councilmen to pass a new law extending the community pool hours. When Chris comes up with a new idea to solve people's problems around the city, Ron finds himself filling a pothole for a local mom. Meanwhile, Ben and April decide to take a road trip to visit Leslie and Andy.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “It's because the two leading industries here are corn syrup and rubber nipples.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “" I'm gonna murder you.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'm not eating racist salad.”

## S5 E4 — 4. Sex Education
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0504.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: An STD outbreak amongst Pawnee seniors prompts Leslie to conduct a sex education class. Meanwhile, Ron helps Tom adjust to life without technology after his gadgets are taken away, and Ben and April meet Congressman Murray for the first time.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 9 moment(s)
  - “Uh, actually, I think it's pronounced "horny.”
  - “People still have sex.”
  - “I am not going to be told not to have sex by someone who's ten years my junior.”
  - “" What--? Can we just see the condom demonstration again? 'Cause I don't know where Lou has been.”
  - “Tell you what, condoms for everybody! Who wants some? Safe sex for everybody! - Hey! - This is-- Hey, who wants to party? It's a censure from the mayor's office.”
  - “A lot of them haven't had proper sex education, and as a result, STDs are having a field day.”
  - “Okay, sex avengers, these old fogies are very set in their ways.”
  - “I know this is a personal question, but how many of you out there are sexually active? Oh, my.”
  - “Partner dies on top of you! Yes, but the truth is, the greatest risk you face is sexually transmitted diseases.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “This is a penis, right? You put a condom on it, and you pull the tip like this, and you roll it all the way down the penis.”
  - “If we allow this filth to be taught to our seniors, the next you thing you know, it'll be in our high schools, then our kindergartens, and before you know it, we have babies in thong underwear.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “It's political suicide.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “" There's even a little Indian guy, but he has a turban on, which I think is racist, but the Asian guy also has a racist hat on, and it's like, "Hold up, didn't Japanese people invent this?" Podcasts.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Well, maybe not where you come from in "Tramp-sylvania.”

## S5 E5 — 5. Halloween Surprise
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0505.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: New job offer for Ben causes Leslie to contemplates their future. Meanwhile, Ron and Andy take Diane's girls out trick-or-treating, and Tom searches for a new business idea.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “An evening with sexy nurse Ann Perkins.”
  - “Just dinner and dancing, nothing sexual.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “I went to SFU law school, I was working at a small firm in Orlando, and one day, bam, just like that, gator eats penis.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Guy cheats on his wife with Dan Marino's masseuse, one day she cuts his junk off, throws it in the Everglades.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Tonight's film is the 1986 horror camp classic, - - Murder At Blood Lake.”
  - “Get your foot out the water, dumb-ass! It's blood lake.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - “Seriously? That's the best one! I hope no one minds if I live tweet this bitch.”
  - “Bye, guys! See you later, Ron! See you tonight! What the hell just happened? So, three bedrooms, two baths, nice big backyard.”
  - “Why not? - Damn alligator ate it.”
  - “All right, what the hell.”
  - “I mean, you had this whole plan for your retirement and your beach house and now you're future is just a huge pile of crap.”

## S5 E6 — 6. Ben's Parents
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0506.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: After being warned about Ben's divorced parents, Leslie gets nervous as she prepares to meet them. With the help of Jean-Ralphio, Tom prepares to pitch his new business to Ron. Meanwhile, Chris rides an emotional rollercoaster.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - “But usually, we forgot what we were arguing about and just had sex.”
  - “Condoms with pictures on them.”
  - “And, out of respect, I did not include any images of the only other man in the world who's as sexy as you, Joe Biden.”
  - “Phase one of our new plan, you get in the backseat of this cab, and we hardcore make out for 15 minutes.”
  - “We're gonna make out so hard in the back of your cab.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “See? You just googled, "Amanda Bynes side boob.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Okay, you and I go stargazing in Harvey James park, while my parents slowly strangle each other in the living room.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “We hand her a glass of chilled white wine, and, oh, look, my mom is walking over, and they're both educators and mothers.”
  - “Frankly, after what he did at Geoffrey's graduation-- Oh, I have some white wine for you, some Chardonnay.”
  - “Look, champagne! Yeah, why don't we just forget about the quilt - and just raise a glass? - Yes! Toasts are fun.”

## S5 E7 — 7. Leslie vs April
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0507.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie gets upset when April tries to get Lot 48 made into a dog park. Meanwhile, Tom enlists Ben's help as he tries to launch his new business venture, and Andy hones his crime scene investigation skills.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Have sex with Jerry.”
  - “You're as guilty as you are sexy.”
  - “We'll have triple-sex with him.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “And I get a gun, and I can point it in people's faces.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - “It's very uncool, but it's not illegal, technically, but it is a dick move.”
  - “What the hell is going on? Oh, hello, Councilman.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “It seems like the kind of place a ska band would go to shoot heroin.”

## S5 E8 — 8. Pawnee Commons
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0508.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie makes a public appeal for park design suggestions, but becomes suspicious when the best design comes from an architect in Eagleton. Tom enlists the help of the office as he sets up his new "Rent a-Swag" business, while Andy finds a way to make his new security guard job exciting.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “If you ever need me, you know where to find me-- In bed next to you, probably having sex with you.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “This is like Parks Department porn.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “We have had a blood feud that has lasted for 200 years.”
  - “But what about Leslie? I just doubt that she can ever get over the bad blood between our towns.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “I think one of the mannequins tried to commit suicide.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Well, they always wine and dine you first, but the fact of the matter is Eagletonians are, without exception, snobby, condescending jerks.”

## S5 E9 — 9. Ron and Diane
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0509.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Ron, Diane, and Leslie attend a wood working awards dinner, after one of Ron's handcrafted chairs is nominated, but the happy occasion is threatened by the arrival of Tammy II. Meanwhile, Jerry hosts a holiday party at his home with his wife, and some of his friends are shocked to find they were not invited.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Smart, funny, independent, and sexy? Diane Lewis? More like Diane Sawyer.”
  - “I need to protect a sweet couple from a sex-crazed demon librarian who makes me question my stance on using the "B" word.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “That's my boob and my butt, respectively.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “What? What about us? - What? Donna! - Merry critches, bitches! Donna, don't leave us! Donna? Oh, well, whatever.”
  - “It's the time we celebrate our most sacred and special event: Jerry Dinner Jerry Dinner - Jerry Dinner - Jerry Dinner what the hell is Jerry Dinner?”
  - “Oh, wow! Whoo! This award is the only one I'd ever give a damn about.”

## S5 E10 — Two Parties
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0510.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Ann throws a bachelorette party for Leslie but her plans are derailed when Councilman Jamm interferes. Chris throws a game night at Ben's but things take a turn when he realizes none of the guys ever had their own bachelor parties.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “I want to see the Colts beat the Patriots 49 to nothing, then I yell at Tom Brady and make him cry, then I hook up with Dave Matthews, and we play golden tee for ten hours.”
  - “I know for a fact this is a sex dream you've had.”
  - “I did watch the three-way sex scene from Wild Things a few times the night before, but it didn't really count.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “We've got dancing, Jell-o shots, private karaoke, and anything that can be penis-shaped will be penis-shaped.”
  - “Having fun? Well, four years of work down the drain, and I have a penis on my head.”
  - “Blonde hair, big breasts, long legs.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “Now, I know you said no strippers 'cause they make you sad.”
  - “Boom! Oh, Donna just ripped off a stripper's underwear with her teeth.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “We can't do anything until the Indian Affairs Commission weighs in.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “But historically, Pawnee's relationship with the Wamapoke has been more Murder-y.”
  - “Is this gonna be one of those cool bachelorette parties where things get out of control and we murder someone, and then we all have to take a blood oath to never reveal our secret? No.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - “I'll have a whiskey.”
  - “I'm not a big bachelor party kind of guy, so when the guys asked me what my perfect night would be, I told them the truth-- beer and board games.”
  - “I ordered a beer.”
  - “It's a whiskey-infused lotion.”
  - “Can I ask if this entire establishment is a practical joke of some kind? If you don't like the Scotch, they have a vodka that's served in the form of a flash of light.”
  - “But you can make wine in your toilet and fight people, which is a super-cool way to live.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Would you like some water? Water? Like fire water? That's racist, and I do not appreciate it.”

## S5 E11 — Women In Garbage
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0511.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: In order to get more women hired in government, Leslie and April handle a garbage route. Meanwhile, to help his growing business, Tom enlists the help of Andy and Ben to teach him about basketball, and Ron is left to watch Diane's kids while their babysitter is out of town.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “They smoked their cigars, they snapped my bra, wore mirrors on their shoes to look up my skirt.”
  - “You know, with us being women and all, you'd think our boobs would get in the way.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Tommy for the dunk! My screen! But it was actually a blood-hungry witch who was wearing their mom's face like a mask! What is wrong with you, woman? Sorry.”

## S5 E12 — Ann's Decision
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0512.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 5/5, language 3/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: After several unsuccessful relationships Ann makes a dramatic life decision. Ben enlists the help of Chris, Tom and Ron to choose a caterer for the wedding, while April has to handle one of Leslie's usual tasks.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - “I'm going to the sperm bank today.”
  - “So, Ann, what are you looking for in particular? Some sperm.”
  - “How are you, les? - "Me so horny.”
  - “So tomorrow, I lead a public forum in Leslie's Fleetwood Mac sex pants.”
  - “Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants.”
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “He is the gentleman who was fired for emailing a picture of his penis to every woman in city hall.”
  - “I just wanted to toss my name into the ring, in respect to this Indian woman's vagina.”
  - “Honestly, you'd look hot naked.”
  - “Yeah! Oh, she's touching her boobs now.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Porn / adult-channel plot is part of this episode.
  - “Free money, free porn.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “I just think he's a dick.”
  - “That son of a bitch is astute.”
  - “And if we had a boy, I don't know, I'd name him something funny, like "Dick" or "O.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Also If you're looking to buy some weed, I'm looking as well.”

## S5 E13 — Emergency Response
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0513.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie and Ben organize a black tie gala to raise money for their park, but their plans are derailed when a city-wide emergency response drill is called. Meanwhile, Andy prepares to take his Police Academy Exam and Ron fills in for Leslie on Pawnee Today.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Have you ever thought of being a sperm donor? I'm impotent.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “And if you don't, I'll just divorce you and marry someone else and then cheat on them with you.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “So how do I kill 'em-- like, with a gun? No.”
  - “When I was a kid, I always wanted to hold a cop's gun.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “I went on a booze cruise last week.”
  - “Hi, uh, what's wrong with Joan? She has a bad hangover, which she is pretending is allergies.”
  - “Is she gonna be okay? Wouldn't know-- never been hungover.”
  - “After I've had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak, pan-fried in salted butter.”

## S5 E14 — Leslie and Ben
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0514.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie and Ben have two hours to complete a years-long project. Meanwhile, Ron gets in trouble when his temper gets the best of him.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “And they were nipple rings, at one point.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - “'" You're murdering my beautiful words! Do you even want to kill at this wedding? I just want Leslie and Ben to have a nice night.”
  - “You coming to bring me coffee while I interrogate murderers.”
  - “Oh, he did? Well, how did he murder the person? - I don't know.”
  - “For what? I've never presented a bride on her wedding day, so I'm not 100% sure of the duties involved, but I don't think you're supposed to punch a man in the mouth during the service.”
  - “Wait a minute, what? He punched me in the teeth.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “Did you find the rings? No rings, just a tennis bracelet and a necklace that says "Wine Chick.”
  - “I think that's exactly what you're supposed to do, if that mouth is attached to a drunk jerk-face.”
  - “You know what? I have some champagne, back at the office.”
  - “Even though they really can't handle their booze.”

## S5 E15 — Correspondents' Lunch
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0515.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie is literally left speechless when her planned address at a big media event is stolen. Ben starts his new job working at the Sweetums Charity Foundation, and Ann works up the courage to ask someone an important question.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Will you be the sperm donor? The story of this situation is it's extremely personal.”
  - “Well I have never seen Star Wars, because I was too busy hooking up with guys.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Get yourself a matching nude portrait? - I can call the painter.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “It's an annual affair where the media and the government roast each other.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Midi-chlorians are a fictional substance found in the blood of Jedi knights from the movie Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace.”

## S5 E16 — Bailout
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0516.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie tries to help a local video store stay in business after the owner is hit by the bad economy. Chris tries to give Tom some fatherly advice in dealing with a difficult employee, while Ann blackmails April into being her friend.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 6 moment(s)
  - “Ann Perkins asked me if I would like to donate sperm, so she can have a baby.”
  - “Because you hooked up with him? I don't hook up with everyone I know.”
  - “Although, yes, we did hook up.”
  - “I wanna have a baby, and I asked Chris to donate his sperm.”
  - “Do you want to have sex somewhere after I do that? - Sure.”
  - “Do you understand? You are so freaking sexy right now, I could crap my pants.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - “Do you realize what you have done? The Pawnee government now effectively owns a porn shop.”
  - “You have made us porn peddlers! Hello everyone, I'm Brandi Maxxxx.”
  - “Although we are all sad and deeply grossed out that the Pawnee Videodome is turning into a porno palace, I am happy to announce that the Pawnee government will be hosting a weekly movie night here at…”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “And if she murders me, tell Jean-Ralphio to clear my browser history.”
  - “I once saw her punch a police horse in the face.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - “Hey, bitch, I need to borrow some money to do something that is none of your damn beeswax, namely, I need to wax my bee.”
  - “She scares the crap out of me.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Okay, sure, but after I take a quick nap because ecstasy takes forever to leave my system No.”
  - “I'm throwing a huge cocktail party tomorrow for all my best clients.”
  - “Mona-Lisa! Did you order the champagne for the client party tonight? Did I order the what for the what-what what, what? What are you even talking about right now? Okay, we need to discuss your work habits.”

## S5 E17 — Partridge
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0517.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie and Ben travel back to his hometown of Partridge, MN to accept the key to the city. Ron gets served a lawsuit from councilman Jamm, while Ann and Chris take a compatible parenting quiz.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “The nurse still won't have sex with me, and she's not even queer.”
  - “You're so sexy when you talk about percentages.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “He has a calcified rock lodged in his penis! Frankly, Ben Wyatt is the best thing to ever come out of this crap town.”
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - “Apparently councilman Jeremy Jamm is not pleased that I punched him in the face on the night of Leslie's wedding.”
  - “Now Swansuck punches me in the mouth.”
  - “He looks like he could use a swift punch in the face though.”
  - “If it were me, I would have just punched him in the face.”
  - “What's up, Ron? Just daydreaming about punching Jamm in the face.”
  - “It is now quite clear that on innumerable occasions Ron Swanson said he intended to punch councilman Jamm in the face, and then he did.”

## S5 E18 — Animal Control
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0518.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie decides to give the Animal Control Department a much-needed makeover. Ann tries to get Ron the medical attention he needs, while Ben, Tom and Andy recruit donors for their charity foundation.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Sexual history.”
  - “Ludgate, we have found many emails showing how you sexually harassed Leslie Knope's assistant.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “I got "Blood Spurt.”
  - “I filled the bottles with fake blood, vinegar, and mud.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “You're a dick.”
  - “Feinstein, with all due respect you are a major dick.”
  - “" In your face! Dennis Feinstein helps no man! Get the hell out of my office! - Hey, what's your problem, man? - Why did you make me - apologize to him? - Guys, guys, just hold it-- hold on a sec, okay? Mr.”
  - “You're dating a woman who has two kids, so every three days, think about Ivy and Zoe and Diane, and eat a damn banana.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “They're great at ingesting and selling marijuana.”
  - “Yeah, so our new director needs to be competent, effective, and not completely stoned all the time.”

## S5 E19 — Article Two
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0519.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie works to get rid of outdated laws from the original town charter that no longer make sense. Chris gives April and Ron management training, while Ann and Ben get in a bidding war over a present for Leslie.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Andy! - Yeah! He's naked, everybody! Put that away! - We're all Ted! Yeah! - No, Andy! Whoo! Thank God.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “My spirit blood is on your hands.”
  - “Here's a bunch of guns.”
  - “Yeah, nothing warms the blood like an old whirly-bout with the old butter-gyre, - eh, Leslie? - Indeed.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “I want to be here when the cock crows to get the chores done.”
  - “Damn it! What are you bidding on? It better not be Terrence Howard's tank top from Hustle & Flow.”
  - “You do? - Hell yeah.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “But the only problem is there's tons of meetings, lots of work with people who also love history, and many social occasions that you're gonna have to attend, like cocktail parties and such.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “That is an outdated and racist law.”

## S5 E20 — Jerry's Retirement
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0520.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: When Leslie finds out Jerry is retiring, she struggles with the proper way to commemorate the occasion. Chris and Ann prepare to have a baby together, while Tom worries he will become the office punching bag once Jerry leaves.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “I didn't find the article about you teaching sex-ed to seniors, but I did find this folder labeled - "Senior sex-ed thank you notes.”
  - “But what if we took a day on and stayed here and worked on some projects? - That sounds pretty sexy, right? - No.”
  - “I mean, imagine if actual sex were like this.”
  - “Do you want to make out? I really do.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I have fur underwear.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “He resigned because of corruption and racketeering, and then he died from an overdose of pills.”

## S5 E21 — Swing Vote
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0521.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie gets upset when Ron submits budget cut proposals getting rid of the local mini golf course. Andy and Ben celebrate a big donation made to their charity, while, Ann helps Tom with his girlfriend troubles.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - “You guys want a threesome.”
  - “We do not wanna have a threesome with you.”
  - “I've been single for an hour now, and it's the tits! I'd still like to hook up though.”
  - “Let's make out.”
  - “Did she assault you? - No, this was a sexual injury.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Four: “I am sorry that I said the gorilla's blood was on your hands.”
  - “How did your wild dirtbag fantasy night work out? Well, Mona-Lisa and the random girl she grabbed after you left got into a fistfight in the parking lot.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “Do you know his ATM pin? 'Cause I cannot crack that little bitch's code.”
  - “She dives in, steals her purse, doesn't go for the money, steals all her birth control pills, and says, "Bitch, you're gonna get pregnant.”
  - “Hey! What the hell is this? I'm guessing it's my latest budget cut proposal based on your rage sweat.”
  - “Rat Mouse? Rat bastards.”
  - “I'm not--I mean, it shouldn't matter, but I'm-- You're breaking up with me? - Oh, man, that sucks.”
  - “Damn it! - Hole- in-one! Excellent win, Ron.”
  - “But I respect the hell out of your short game.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “" She then pretends those are ecstasy and sells it to a bunch of college kids that are drinking Goldschläger at a gas station.”
  - “What's up? Can I get two beers and an ice water for my friend here, designated driver? I am? You drove here.”
  - “Well, you know what, Mouse Rat has a lot of influence on some of the local high school bands, mostly 'cause Chang buys 'em beer and whatnot.”
  - “I need piece of paper, I need a pen, I need four more beers, I need a computer fan, I need a lightning bolt of inspiration.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Okay, before we start, anybody want a hot dog? Hot dogs? You know I have irritable bowel syndrome, you racist.”

## S5 E22 — Are You Better Off?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0522.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 5/5, language 3/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Leslie celebrates her first year as a city councilor. A surprise discovery leads Andy to call the only man he knows who can help with the investigation: retired Special Agent Burt Macklin. Meanwhile, April gets some life-changing news, and Tom debates a big business opportunity.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - “Let's go have sex in a tree.”
  - “Besides, the math doesn't add up because we only have sex every single day.”
  - “He sounded really sexy on the phone, and I was very into that.”
  - “Listen, my wife and I do not feel that we're better off than a year ago because a year ago, this town was not a horrifying sex den where people could put their body parts anywhere they want with impunity.”
  - “And now, this town a horrifying sex den where people can put their body parts anywhere they want to with impunity.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “What are-- what? I'm the Nipple King.”
  - “Kernston's Rubber Nipple Company elects a nipple king and a nipple queen every year to ride on the float.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “I had a small part in Argo as well as the porn version Our Goo.”
  - “If it weren't for Leslie Knope, there would be far, far less pornography in this town.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “April, what makes Pawnee the best city in the world? Easy: Most murders per capita.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “Macklin, you son of a bitch.”
  - “This past year has been a disaster, and this government is hell-bent on stripping away our most basic personal freedoms.”
  - “You're not? Damn it.”
  - “And deviant behavior in Pawnee is up a billion percent! No, it's-- no, it's-- This town is going to hell in a Gucci knock-off handbag, girl.”
  - “No, it's me, and damn them.”
  - “This sucks, but I have to admit: It's a pretty baller move.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Recall Knope! Recall Knope! Recall Knope! - Recall Knope! - Legalize weed! Recall Knope! Recall Knope! So, I need to ask you something and I kinda wish Jean-Ralphio wasn't here.”

## S6 E1 — 1. London Part 1 & 2
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0601.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Ron and Diane take a big step forward in their relationship. Leslie goes to London. Ben and Andy try to get a grant, and Tom discovers the identity of his new rival.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “First, you screwed my son out of your business, and then you stole my daughter's virginity.”
  - “What's up? No, not sexy.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “You would be shocked, 'cause they are rooting around for that nipple.”
  - “Every time Jerry looks at me, he's thinking about the milk in my boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Bloody hell, Jerry! - So how's Lond-- I just never thought that I would get to make this announcement.”
  - “There was this British kid in my high school who always called me "Big Ben" and would punch me really hard on the arm, and go, "Bong! Bong! Bo--" Oh, he might have hated me.”
  - “So I'm gonna read this letter to you, out loud, but if you hug me afterwards, I swear to God, I'll scream and pull my hair out and maybe punch you in the face.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “Recall Knope! Recall Knope! Legalize weed! Last week, I was an answer in the Pawnee Journal's Crossword Puzzle.”
  - “All of this could have been avoided if we'd followed my plan for a honeymoon: a steak dinner, a glass of Lagavulin whiskey, then vigorous lovemaking for two hours, and we're both asleep by 8:30.”
  - “So the only thing you did was stop drinking beer? Yeah, I lost 50 pounds in one month.”
  - “How much beer were you drinking? I know, right? Probably too much.”
  - “That's for a hangover.”

## S6 E3 — 3. The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0603.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie, Ben and Chris visit Eagleton to discuss financial matters with city councilor Ingrid de Forest. Meanwhile, Ann takes April to vet school orientation and Ron works to "get off the grid."
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “But when you tell 'em it's time to change their oil, they ask, "Extra virgin or white truffle?" Thanks, guys.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Sure you wanna leave me here with her? What if I'm a murderer? Oh, that's funny.”

## S6 E4 — 4. Doppelgangers
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0604.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie pairs up the Pawnee Parks employees with their Eagleton counterparts. Meanwhile Ben and Chris reunite for an accounting project, and Ann reveals her plans for the future.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “You don't know Meat Is Murder? It's one of the best songs ever written about industrialized beef consumption.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “I mean, after the intense, almost meth-like high of solving accounting puzzles, we were always just beat at the end of the day.”
  - “I've got Tynnyfer now, and Craig, and Eric, the racist drug dealer who I've yet to meet.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I've got Tynnyfer now, and Craig, and Eric, the racist drug dealer who I've yet to meet.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Slut and Skank.”

## S6 E5 — 5. Gin It Up!
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0605.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie tries to calm a minor scandal that gets blown out of proportion. Tom tries to impress a new love interest, while Ben convinces Ron to prepare his last will and testament.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “A tweet has been tweeted from the Parks and Rec Twitter, and I'm afraid it is quite sexually graphic.”
  - “Okay, does anyone else here see a double standard? Councilman Dexhart is currently being sued by two different women for sexual harassment, one of whom was the judge in the first woman's trial.”
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - “stickers, bitchboss.”
  - “" It appears, whereas "bitch boss" is clearly an indication of her frustration, "boss bitch" is a term of endearment.”
  - “What's the hashtag gonna be? "Boss bitch" or "bitch boss"? Yeah, it's "psycho boss.”
  - “Crap on a turd! Care for a "Recall Knope" gift bag? The committee to recall Leslie Knope is relentless.”
  - “I don't want you to get recalled Knope, but damn, these people know how to pick a neck massager.”
  - “Check the accountant crap at the door.”
  - “Damn it, Typhoon! Why'd you do this? Maybe if you had bothered to come to my Great Gatsby Brunch, you'd know.”
  - “Well, I am going to Rwanda in, like, two weeks for my job, so, what the hell? Cool.”

## S6 E6 — 6. Filibuster
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0606.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie throws Ben a birthday bash but is forced to leave early for an emergency late-night filibuster. Tom tries to make some memories with his new girlfriend, Ron and Donna go hunting, and April reconnects with Andy.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “I know this is a dire situation, but I swear to God, this is like a crazy sex fantasy for me.”
  - “When I was a kid, I taught myself how to make out on this bear, pretended it was Cockroach from The Cosby Show.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - “I'm going to murder you a thousand times.”
  - “This gun is lightweight, there's no sight, and we are far too close to these deer.”
  - “Why are you covered in blood? Don't worry.”
  - “I'll karate punch your face with my tongue.”
  - “Run or I punch you.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “I want that Margarita.”
  - “Get! Give me that Margarita! No! I want votes.”
  - “Excuse me, worker, bring me a bucket of beers and four hot dogs.”

## S6 E7 — 7. Recall Vote
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0607.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie prepares a haunted house with Ben, Ann and Chris for Halloween on the day of the recall vote. Meanwhile, Tom fears the end of Rent-A-Swag and persuades Ron to help save his business.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Ann, it was very hard to capture your beauty, and, Ben, you make a sexy pumpkin No surprise.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Yes! Now, I know high-end, Internet-only lifestyle magazine really isn't your scene, so Donna and I wrote up some cocktail banter and some conversation snippets for you to practice so you can fit in.”
  - “Wha? Champagne decanters! This is heaven.”
  - “" Oh, it's so hard to read when you're drunk.”

## S6 E8 — 8. Fluoride
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0608.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie tries to complete some of her biggest city council goals, like hosting an NFL Play 60 event with the Indianapolis Colts, and trying to add fluoride to Pawnee's drinking water. Meanwhile, Chris and Ron attempt to bond while building cribs for their future children.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “What's he gonna be in ten years--Snoop Laser Snake? Who knows? What are you saying-- we need to sex up fluoride? I don't know, Tom.”
  - “It's a pretty sexy topic already.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “All right, so, in conclusion fluoride, chemical, tiny genitals, misinformation, panic, death, Jenny McCarthy.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “I approached the tree, murdered it, left it to cure in my woodshop, and have begun working it into a crib for my upcoming child.”
  - “Are you sure? Yeah, just go up there, stick to your guns.”
  - “I can't beat them.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “I want to throw up and kill myself.”

## S6 E9 — 9. The Cones of Dunshire
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0609.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie goes toe-to-toe with Councilman Jamm in a marathon negotiating session. Ben is in between jobs and takes up an interesting hobby to pass the time. Meanwhile, Ron employs Tom, April and Donna to help sell his cabin in the woods.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Who's that, Michelle Wie? - It's not sexual.”
  - “We have fun when we collaborate, right? Working together? Lockbox, right? You know, in some weird, perverted, sexual way, I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “If I'm murdered tonight, start the investigation with those two guys.”
  - “And it's where I'd bury the bodies of that annoying couple after I murder them.”
  - “" It's a little wordy, don't you think? "Current owner will not clean up shotgun shells or animal carcasses.”
  - “" The hell is wrong with you, Swanson? Fine, I'll clean up the shotgun shells, but the carcasses remain to fertilize my berry patch.”

## S6 E10 — Second Chunce
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0610.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 5/5, language 2/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Leslie comes to terms with her last day in office and plans for the future with Ben. Chris and Ann find out the sex of their child, Andy comes home from London, and Tom looks to the future.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “Those terrible people have paid me so much money, I have a condo in every virgin island.”
  - “But we love you so much! - We love you! I'm loveable! So do you wanna know the sex? Oh, my God.”
  - “We're live at City Hall where City Councilman Dexhart is addressing his latest sex scandal.”
  - “And then we will go home and make out on our couch.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Lieutenant Wilhelm Von Penis.”
  - “Toy trucks? Superhero costumes? Tiny little acorn penis? Forget it.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “Also, if you don't know already, there's a malfunction with the TV, where it keeps ordering porno, like, a ton of porno.”
  - “Like, how can someone watch that much porno in one sitting? Only when you're out of the house.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Not after someone beats him in the next election.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Andy! Andy! - Get me a beer? - All right.”
  - “Stay away from wine.”
  - “Wine is crying juice.”

## S6 E11 — New Beginnings
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0611.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie and Ben both face new challenges on the first day of new jobs. Donna, April and Andy play a prank on Ben, while Tom prepares for a big presentation. Meanwhile Ann and Chris contemplate taking a big leap together.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “This isn't a shotgun wedding, although, yes, she is pregnant, and, yes, we did just decide to get married today.”
  - “We haven't told our families or chosen a venue, but it's not a shotgun wedding.”
  - “You got blood all over me.”
  - “All we did was punch "jewelry store" into our car GPS.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Plus, I downloaded this dope app that pops champagne whenever I say something awesome.”

## S6 E12 — Farmers Market
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0612.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 5/5, language 2/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Leslie fights with Ben over questionable sales techniques at the local farmers market. Ann searches for a way to vent about the annoying aspects of pregnancy, while April supports Andy in a new creative venture.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Super fun it feels super good I wanna do it all the time sex is cool Okay, Sex Is Cool.”
  - “And I think we should do Sex in Space.”
  - “You try selling it without sexy dancers.”
- Nudity & bodies — 8 moment(s)
  - “I've been reading up on nipples.”
  - “The reason that you're feeling nipple sensitivity is because your milk ducts in your nipples are opening up, which is why I bought you this nipple kit.”
  - “It's from Kernsten's-- the nipple people.”
  - “Naked in bed.”
  - “Look, I am not a prude, but the point is, people shouldn't be half naked, you know, in public, in the middle of the day, in front of children.”
  - “My boobs are getting really sore.”
  - “Hopefully that will help you with any sensitivity that may arise around your boob hats.”
  - “What? How? "No visible cleavage.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 4 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “The reason is it's vegetable porn.”
  - “Porn on the cob.”
  - “The farmers market is a community meeting place, and that pan-sexual stripper show basically negates the whole purpose.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Okay, well, I'm not gonna talk for long, 'cause I have to pee again, 'cause I have to pee every six minutes, 'cause I have a beach ball in my stomach that's punching on my bladder.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Can we help you, Ann? I was looking for Leslie, but now I'm curious why you guys are sitting around doing nothing and getting drunk at work.”
  - “I can't have cheese, Larry! And I can't have wine either.”
  - “I say we finish on Drunk Off Our Asses.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Oh, hey, Donna, what the hell? You know I can't be around smoke or fatty tuna.”

## S6 E13 — Ann and Chris
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0613.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: On Ann and Chris's last night in Pawnee, Leslie throws a grand farewell party and attempts to fulfill one last promise. Meanwhile, Tom, Ben, Ron and Andy struggle to find the perfect going away gift for Chris.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Tell Ann about the groundbreaking, frame Ann for murder, release a deadly virus into the water supply.”
  - “"Chris, he had a gun.”
  - “Shotgun! I called shotgun! - You're all nailed.”
  - “You can't--I--double shotgun! We call double shotgun! How come people don't do that more often? It's illegal.”

## S6 E14 — Anniversaries
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0614.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Ben attempts to surprise Leslie with a special anniversary gift. Tom and Adam try to help Leslie bring positive light to the Pawnee-Eagleton merger, while April asserts her new authority as Donna's boss.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Got about 20 minutes before I either get really tired or really horny, so let's roll.”

## S6 E15 — The Wall
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0615.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: After Leslie tries to take down the wall separating Pawnee and Eagleton, her life takes several unexpected turns. Tom and Ben meet with potential corporate sponsors for the concert, while Ron brings a surprise to the office and finds a new office hobby.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “But I have to warn you, it's not super sexy.”
  - “That is not sexy.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Thank you for coming by and plunging a dagger into my already-bleeding corpse.”
  - “They literally punch me in the face.”

## S6 E16 — New Slogan
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0616.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie aims to create a new town slogan, but runs afoul of local shock jocks. Andy scouts bands to play the Unity Concert and discovers an interesting secret about Ron, while Tom looks for a restaurant locale with Donna and April.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Me so horny! I knew it.”
  - “Honey, he is sex on a stick.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Follow-up question, Leslie, show us your boobs! Will this fit on a bumper sticker? Gosh, this place is packed.”
  - “If you're really not really here to nag us, then maybe you'll help us with our next segment "Rating celebrities' boobs!" Perfect.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I don't know who Al Gore is.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I once threw beer at a swan, and then it attacked my niece Rebecca.”

## S6 E17 — Galentine's Day
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0617.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: When Leslie hears her mom's story about an old flame, she and her boyfriend Justin track him down and reunite them on Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Andy and his band are nervous about playing a gig at the Senior Center.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “So do I strip down to my underwear, or all the way naked? Hello, Diane.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “When it's all said and done, there were a few mazes I'd cheated on.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “I like Diagnosis Murder.”
  - “Mm, you touch me and I stab the bunny.”
  - “Uh, Andy, why don't you go with Ron and help him? - I really don't need-- - Shotgun! I call shotgun.”
  - “Shotgun on all rides for the rest of the day.”

## S6 E18 — Prom
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0618.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie helps organize the high school's Senior Prom, and battles with Ron over the future employment of a bright high school senior. Andy takes an unwilling April as his date, and Tom is tasked with DJ'ing and agrees to let Ben help.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “And if this is the evening you decide to have sex, use protection, please! Dude, if you're not gonna play anything, I'm stepping in.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “And I hate punch.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “, so I think he can get us all free beer.”

## S6 E19 — Flu Season 2
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0619.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: In the midst of flu season, a sick Leslie and Andy struggle to book performers for the Unity Concert. Meanwhile, Tom heads to a wine competition in search of a sommelier for his new restaurant, and Ben seeks drunken help from Ron with a personal problem.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “My stomach is trying to murder me.”
  - “I'm getting notes of dried robin's blood, old, dirty cashews and just a hint of a robot's bathwater.”
  - “All right? If I want to shoot a paintball gun at my dad, I'm going to do it.”
  - “I thought you were going to punch that kid's lights out.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “Today at a local vineyard, a bunch of sommeliers, AKA wine experts, are going to be competing for their certification.”
  - “I love wine and everything about it.”
  - “I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk.”
  - “(SINGING) I'll bring the girls You bring the beer And the troops will bring the freedom We're sorry to interrupt, Chipp.”
  - “You still drunk from last night? I've been there.”

## S6 E20 — One in 8,000
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0620.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie and Ben run a charity auction to raise funds for the unity concert. April steps in to manage Andy's schedule, while Donna asks Ron for help with her ex-boyfriend.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “When we're together, all we do is have sex, sit on the couch, eat homemade pasta, - have sex again.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - “That's exactly what I told Kyle when he told me his wife was cheating on him.”
  - “I promise not to cheat on you if you promise not to try to pin me down too fast.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Oh, my God, there's blood everywhere.”

## S6 E21 — Moving Up Part 1 & 2
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0621.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie debates whether to take the job with the National Parks Service during a convention in San Francisco. Ben tries to get free wi-fi for Pawnee. Tom decides to open his bistro early.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Every time someone in Pawnee clicks through a slideshow of American music award red-carpet side-boob fails, they'll say, "Thank you, Ben Wyatt.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “…My sinuses are on the Fritz, and smell is 90% of taste, maybe 95%! Okay, Craig, Donna's gonna be your wine taster.”
  - “Steve, can we get these cocktails going for Joan and Perd? Oh, look, Kay Hanley, rock star, thanks for coming by.”

## S7 E1 — 1. 2017
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0701.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie launches a competition with tech company Gryzzl for a large parcel of land, which she wants to turn into a National Park. April and Andy try to regain their spontaneity. Ben is recognized at a Bicentennial gala, where Tom delivers a speech in his honor.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “And that tuxedo makes you look like a sexy orchestra conductor.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'm gonna get naked.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Why don't you shove them all in your dumb mouth and then when I turn around, you can stab me in the back with the skewer?”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “And then we need to sign a suicide pact because our lives are meaningless.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “'Cause wine makes me sleepy now.”

## S7 E2 — 2. Ron & Jammy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0702.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie and Ron briefly put aside their feud to help old foe Jeremy Jamm escape the clutches of the diabolical Tammy 2. Ben vows to help April discover her true passion in life, while Andy and Tom travel to Chicago.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Did it work, baby? Are you horny with gratitude? You two more than deserve each other.”
  - “The first step is to cut out all sex.”
  - “"There will be no sex today, Tammy.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - “But that lion is a demonic sociopath with really nice cleavage.”
  - “Look at my boobs.”
  - “Come on, everybody! Who wants to get it on? I'm naked.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “That's what murderers do before they murder someone.”
  - “What are you doing here? Oh, uh You're not gonna murder me, are you? No.”
  - “Yeah, it's murder on the old plumbing.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “For example, we couldn't get a bottle of Chateau Marmont because it's a hotel in Los Angeles, not a wine.”
  - “How about her? That's my dad! What's wrong with you? I'm drunk, okay? Why are you only friends with your family? Oh, look, you got a message from somebody named Lucy in Chicago.”
  - “But Tammy only wants me to eat steak and whiskey.”
  - “All the steak and whiskey, I have to wear a diaper.”

## S7 E3 — 3. William Henry Harrison
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0703.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie's team tries to strengthen her case that the Newport land should be turned into a National Park. Ron's team, fighting back, brings on a celebrity as a minority owner.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “An amusement park with rides and food and sexy cartoon characters.”
  - “Leslie Knope has been meeting with people to try to sexy up her presentation.”
  - “Playing with our dog, staring contests, sex with me, etc.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “This is our guy! American royalty! His veins pulse with the blood of our storied forefathers! Zach Harrison? I went to camp with this guy.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “What a dick.”
  - “Took a shot at the bastard, and he stuck his antlers through the door of my meat shed.”
  - “I'll sign the documents here, and then you can bring it to Ron and he can sign it there, and then you can tell Ron to rot in hell.”
  - “I cannot believe the weird notary hell I've been trapped in.”

## S7 E4 — 4. Leslie & Ron
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0704.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie and Ron attempt to work out their differences.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “"If we were to work together, she would undoubtedly drive me insane, "and it is possible that we would murder each other.”
  - “" And then, two months after that, Morningstar, the final twist of the knife.”
  - “I'll simply punch my fist through a window.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I moved our meetings to tomorrow because you are drunk and hungover simultaneously at Yeah, good call.”

## S7 E5 — 5. Gryzzlbox
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0705.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Leslie and Ben suspect that Gryzzl is invading the privacy of Pawnee residents. April addresses the new Parks and Rec interns, while Tom helps Andy renegotiate a contract.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “So I'm just trying to distract myself with work so I don't think about the marathon bone sex they're probably having.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “They sent my husband three boxes of genital cream to his office.”
  - “My husband's splotchy genitals are no one's business except for his, mine, and his many genital doctors.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “There's no way I beat them.”
  - “Jeremy Punch-Guy.”
  - “If we're gonna stop them, and you're gonna beat them on the Newport land, we need more ammo.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Where's my emergency list? Recently I've been feeling like I've wasted the last 10 years of my life, and it all started with this internship.”
  - “But what I would like to do is have a glass of wine and talk about that shade Nicki Minaj threw at Jesse Eisenberg at the BAFTAs.”

## S7 E6 — 6. Save JJ's
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0706.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Leslie holds a rally in an attempt to keep JJ's Diner from closing. Tom surprises Donna with the ultimate pre-wedding gift.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “What? Let me repeat that because it makes me very horny.”
  - “Tickets are already on your phones, seating is gonna be organized by income and sexual history.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Porn / adult-channel plot is part of this episode.
  - “I'm watching porn with my right eye.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “That was a joke cake I got from the grocery store, to weed out low-quality palates.”

## S7 E7 — 7. Donna & Joe
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0707.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Donna and Joe tie the knot, while April attempts to keep the wedding running smoothly. Ron creates an awkward situation between Tom and Lucy. Jen Barkley arrives at Ben and Leslie's house with an interesting opportunity.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “"You're my sexy roommate.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “I normally don't get involved in people's personal affairs but something about a wedding I'll just say it.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “The Meagles are a cold-blooded crew of judgmental grudge-holders.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Ever since we had our kids, it only takes, like, one sip of wine.”
  - “Were you guys drunk? That is hilarious.”
  - “Most of Congress is drunk all of the time.”

## S7 E8 — 8. Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0708.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 10+)
Summary: While Leslie and April take a business trip to Washington, April wrestles with her future. Back in Pawnee, Andy tries to find April the perfect job.
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “She had an affair with his best friend.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I feel like I need to take a shower in pig's blood to wash all the niceness off me.”

## S7 E9 — 9. Pie-Mary
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0709.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Leslie and Ben come under fire for participating in an old Pawnee tradition. April and Ron go on a scavenger hunt. Donna and Garry stroll down memory lane.
Watch for:
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “Son of a bitch.”
  - “Garry? What the hell are you doing? Oh, gosh.”
  - “Damn, this takes me back.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “It's like taking a shot of tequila.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “So we're looking for a racist ghost with black hair who likes shoeshines.”

## S7 E10 — The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0710.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: On the last episode of Andy's TV show, his friends wish him luck with whatever comes next.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “…Dunk Tank! All that and more on the Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show! It's time to punch boredom in its stupid face Jump, kick, punch and drop And drop-kick sadness into outer space Punch, yeah…”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I was super wasted.”

## S7 E11 — Two Funerals
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0711.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Ben and April conduct a series of interviews, while Andy and Donna help Ron adjust to a life change.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “I didn't ask for flavored condoms.”
  - “See, girls get mad horny when you propose.”

## S7 E12 — One Last Ride, Part 1 & 2
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/parks-and-recreation/0712.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: The Parks gang complete one last task together before saying so long to Pawnee when the series comes to an end after seven seasons.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “You had sex one time and you had three kids and they're all, like, smart and great and healthy.”
  - “Ohhh! Tommy T and Sexy Lexy Knope.”
  - “Not to say that public service isn't sexy.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “But we're also hosting several members of the House Subcommittee on Foreign Affairs.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Shotgun! We're just taking the elevator.”
  - “You old son of a gun.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “I think it's all that coffee and legal marijuana, has people wanting to buy houses quickly and irrationally.”
  - “The gentleman over by the bar there sent you over this glass of wine, and his business card.”
  - “Uh, the gentleman by the bar there sent you over this glass of wine, and his business card.”