# Rick and Morty — parent guide (82 episodes)

Source: https://watchwiththekids.com/rick-and-morty.html
Scoring: violence, sex and language each 1–5; overall = the highest of the three.
Buckets: 0 all clear (1–2), 6 gray area (3), 76 hard pass (4–5).

## S1 E1 — 1. Pilot
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0101.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick takes Morty to another dimension to get some seeds for him but Morty's parents are considering to put Rick in a retirement home for keeping Morty away from school to help him in his lab.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Smith? This is principal Vagina, no relation.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Since we're fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy, I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “I don't know if a knife is necessary.”

## S1 E2 — 2. Lawnmower Dog
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0102.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Morty's small, white dog Snuffles gets on the nerves of the family, so Rick quickly builds a knowledge enhancing helmet for the dog. In the meantime, Rick and Morty decide to incept the dreams of Morty's math teacher, Mr. Goldenfold in order to convince him to give Morty A's in math. While the duo are sent on an epic dream world journey, Snuffles slowly gains sentience, which leads to a slew of even more problems.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Oh, my God! Put some clothes on, for Pete's sake! This is disgusting! - I'm gonna puke! - I can't take it, Rick! Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “See that? I'm peeing all over your special guns.”
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - “Wha-what do you want from me? Welcome to your nightmare, bitch!”
  - “You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! Whoa! Hey, buddy.”
  - “Holy crap! - No way.”
  - “Pancakes" You don't know me! Then let me get to know yo, damn it! Uh-oh! Spoilers! I'm a full season behind.”
  - “"A," "b" his name is scary Terry "C," "d" he's very scary Holy crap!”
  - “What the hell?”
  - “But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right? Wait a minute.”
  - “To hell with my kingdom, bean counter.”

## S1 E3 — 3. Anatomy Park
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0103.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: It's around Christmas time and Jerry's parents are coming to visit so he wants everybody to have a normal holiday without technology and without Rick. Fortunately for him, Rick has other plans, involving building a molecular theme park inside of a friend of his named Ruben, and he shrinks down Morty and sends him in there to test it out.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Morty, can you get to the left nipple? Are you kidding? I'm hoping I can get to both of 'em, Rick.”
  - “No, Morty, I'm talking about Reuben's left nipple.”
  - “Puffy vagina.”
  - “The giant, naked sky Santa has exploded.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “We're inside a corpse, my boy.”
  - “We built it when Reuben became incontinent, but it was not designed to hold a corpse load.”
  - “I don't know if our marriage will It's raining blood! Oh, shit.”
  - “Blood and chunks of viscera are raining down on the country.”
- Swearing — 10 moment(s)
  - “What? Jerry, let that stuff go, okay? I'm sorry I was a bitch earlier.”
  - “Poncho? What is this in your backpack? That's bubonic plague! What are you doing with that, Poncho? Everybody, get back! Poncho, you son of a bitch!”
  - “It was a dick move for me to even pause like that.”
  - “I don't know if our marriage will It's raining blood! Oh, shit.”
  - “…new- - Those guys are inside me, huh? Like, building a park? Those guys are inside you building a piece of shit, Ethan!”
  - “…are we going to be when we die a list of fears and questions or a collection of real experiences? Holy crap.”
  - “What the hell's going on here? I don't know why, but the entire security system has shut down, and I'm afraid the exhibits are unlocked.”
  - “Summer! - Ethan? What are you doing here? I've been texting you for hours! What the hell?!”
  - “Oh, no! - Holy crap! Whoa! It's Hepatitis C! Um wait did we have some sort of relationship with him? I think they're just like that? I think they're just good guys.”
  - “God damn it, Morty.”

## S1 E4 — 4. M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0104.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Aliens send Rick, Morty and Jerry into an alternate reality, and Rick tries to get them out as oblivious Jerry pitches a marketing slogan for apples.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Man, how does a guy like that go home and have sex with his wife? Hey, Morty.”
  - “That's the best sex I've ever had in my life.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Give it to me! No! You give it to me! G-g-give it! No, Rick! Oh, God, sir! They're still naked! Ugh.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “But we do now! We do now, sucka! You simulated my grandson's genitalia?! You bunch of diabolical sons of bitches! Kevin fought real hard to supervise that project.”
  - “All right, Rick you little son of a bitch! Are you a simulation?! Huh?! Are you a simulation?! No! No! No! You little son of a bitch! I'm sorry, Morty.”
  - “Ow! Oof! Ugh! Damn it! I'm all right.”
  - “Holy crap! Come on, Morty.”
  - “Holy crap! Get in, Morty.”
  - “I am finally complete! My my my my man! What the hell?! No.”
  - “Now empty the water bottle into the bucket and pour it all into the fuel tank so we can get the hell out of here! What are you doing, Morty?! There's no time! Oh, no.”

## S1 E5 — 5. Meeseeks and Destroy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0105.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Morty has grown weary of Rick's shenanigans, so he leads a supposedly safer adventure. Jerry conjures weird creatures to help him with his golf game.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Countries known for their sexually aggressive men.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Gene Vagina.”
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - “Why don't we break into his home, rob him, and murder him?" Th-th but that's not how it went down! Oh, well, it's going down like that.”
  - “I smell the blood of- whoop! - Holy crap.”
  - “How? They took my portal gun.”
  - “Oh, man, what did I tell you, Rick? We did it! All right, Morty, looks like the portal gun's still working.”
  - “Get off of me! Sweet home Alabama Whoo! No! Stop! Please! Stop being such a tease, you sweet little- No! No! Everybody sto-o-o-p! Look at me! My brothers, nothing will be accomplished by shedding Meeseeks blood.”
  - “…know, how many times have I had to follow you into some nonsensical bull crap? I always roll with the punches, Rick.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “If your adventure sucks and we bail halfway through it, you lose the right to bitch about all future adventures.”
  - “Oh, Jesus! Dale! You sons of bitches! Oh, man.”
  - “No, Jerry, I'm the one who sucks! Let me try something.”
  - “W-what the hell is he talking about? They're free to go, is what I meant.”
  - “Everybody shut up! Let me try! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! I'm going out.”
  - “Do you want me to be happy or do you want me to be in prison? Whoa, whoa, where in the hell is I'll take you to dinner.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “More wine? I think I've had enough.”
  - “Yeah, yeah, yeah, how about some scotch whiskey? You got any of that around here? Or just a bunch of nonsense words? Rick We'll have two bloogies, please.”

## S1 E6 — 6. Rick Potion #9
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0106.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick provides Morty with a love potion to get Jessica. The serum backfires & Rick's attempt to fix things creates Cronenberg inspired monsters. Rick is okay with it but Morty feels partly responsible for creating a living nightmare.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “I had sex with Billy.”
  - “Outdone yourself?! Are you kidding me, Rick? This is not okay! Not only do they all want to have sex with me, but, you know, now they want to eat me afterwards! Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.”
  - “Morty! Uh, by the way, Morty, I know you didn't ask or anything, but I'm not interested in having sex with you.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Principal vagina here.”
  - “Oh, come on, principal Vagina.”
  - “I wish that shotgun was my penis.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Well, isn't that convenient? Not for the men they cheat on, no.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “I wish that shotgun was my penis.”
  - “When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be living until he bites ya, and then the the blood, and the red, and the water You ever wonder what happened to Rick and Morty? Sometimes.”
  - “I'm the one beating them to death.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “If anything ever happened to you, I would kill myself.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “God, grandpa, you're such a dick.”
  - “I love him more than you do, Harold! You wish, you stupid bitch! Morty's mine! Morty's mine! Meant to be together! Morty! Where is Morty? Oh, my God, Rick.”
  - “Crap, they need me at the horse hospital.”
  - “I love Morty and I hope Morty loves me I'd like to wrap my arms around him and feel him inside me Oh, crap.”
  - “What the hell is going on, Rick? What does it look like? The serum is piggybacking on the virus.”
  - “What the hell? The only thing that is known is how cute he is.”

## S1 E7 — 7. Raising Gazorpazorp
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0107.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: After Morty fathers a child with a sex robot, Rick and Summer visit the robot's planet, where the kid grows into an adult within days.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “You could play guitar, you could masturbate I don't wanna masturbate, I wanna conquer the planet! Oh, here we go again! Who do you think is gonna love you if you conquer the planet Morty Jr.”
  - “Okay, 60 for the resonator and my grandson wants the sex robot.”
  - “Where is the sex robot Morty? That is Gwendoline.”
  - “I'm hunted by uncontrollable thoughts of mutilation and sexual assaults on a nearly daily basis.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “So, what are you in for? Because I got a big you know penis between my legs.”
  - “Mark? Jacob? These are names of the penis.”
  - “Great, now I have to take over a whole planet because of your stupid boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “But I want to murder everyone I see.”
  - “Look, I'm trying to repair portal gun with with bunch of sex doll parts and I have to do it one-handed to keep these belushis from cutting you off.”
  - “One minute you like how a shiny robot looks, the next minute you're in a fist fight with your alien son.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “What?! Just give me a gun, I'll kill myself.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “Like you would even know dick about fraculation.”
  - “Holly shit! You're gonna crush us with a boulder?! No! Stop interrupting! The boulder falls onto a lever that will launch - Knives.”
  - “Such an asshole.”
  - “Your planet just got cellphones and the coverage still sucks! Yeah, yeah, and your species eat sulfur.”
  - “? Oh crap, he named it.”
  - “Oh right, because there is something about having a wiener that would make me better walking through a hole? Oh crap.”

## S1 E8 — 8. Rixty Minutes
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0108.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 14+)
Summary: When Rick hooks up the family's tv receiver with reality-tv shows from alternate dimensions, and allows them to see themselves in different versions of their lives, they begin to wonder what they have, and more importantly - what could have been.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “And now trunk men? We know science has created men that have a trunk that allows them to have sex with both male and female partners.”
  - “Hey, let the trunk people have sex and get married, huh? Paid for by Trunk People.”
  - “Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.”
  - “Hey, isn't Gazorpazorp where uh where those Sex robots came from, remember? That whole thing? Yeah hey, that's pretty, pretty that's true.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Guilty! Sentenced to murder.”
  - “And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast, own rotting corpse.”
  - “See this knife and all the blood on it? Here's my fingerprints.”
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - “This shit is delicious.”
  - “A movie about a guy eating shit.”
  - “Step on it, we all got places to be! Son of a bitch! See, that must be where he lives OK.”
  - “field, bitch! Now give me my [BLEEP.]”
  - “You show us your concept of "good TV", and we'll crap all over that.”
  - “Letterman from a time line where Jerry's famous - Wait! - What in the hell? I agree.”
  - “Hey man, I don't give a crap about myself, Rick.”
  - “Where the hell am I going? What are you asking me for Jerry? I'm sitting here trying to figure out why the cops don't just take you out.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “I love doing cocaine with you.”
  - “Whoa I love doing cocaine with you too, Johnny Depp! Haven't we spent enough time on you? I'm performing surgery but not on a horse, on a human! That's great, Beth! You always wanted to be a real surgeon.”
  - “What is either code for crystal meth, or a gateway to it.”
  - “You'd also be drinking wine, alone in a house full of exotic birds.”

## S1 E9 — 9. Something Ricked This Way Comes
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0109.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick is skeptical of Summer's new job at a shop run by the devil. Jerry and Morty argue about Pluto's status as a planet and end up traveling there.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “This aftershave made women want me, but it also made me impotent! A price for everything, mr.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “If it's athletic prowess you desire, principle vagina, I might -- - I'll take it.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “I thought you might want it so you didn't accidentally sell anybody, say A typewriter that generates best-selling murder mysteries and then makes the murders happen in real life? - Ooh.”
  - “This eerily intelligent doll was threatening to murder its family.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “He tried to kill himself.”
- Swearing — 10 moment(s)
  - “Store comes out of nowhere, all the shit's old and creepy.”
  - “Some committee of fancy assholes disagree.”
  - “You think you're so great, you stupid piece of shit.”
  - “planet, bitch! Oh, man.”
  - “I'm the devil, bitch! What, what?! Hey! Hey! - Hey, Morty.”
  - “It detects and catalogs all your "twilight zone", "ray bradbury", "Friday the 13th" the series voodoo crap magic.”
  - “Whoa! - Whoa! What the hell?! I'm king Flippy Nips, ruler of Pluto.”
  - “I just want to go back to hell, where everyone thinks I'm smart and funny.”
  - “Seriously? Holy crap.”
  - “…go hard, getting busy with it but I got such a good heart that I'll make the mother wonder if he did it damn right, and I'll do it again, 'cause I am right so I gots to win break bread with the enemy but no matter…”

## S1 E10 — Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0110.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick's just trying to enjoy a nice breakfast, but he's kidnapped by a group of alternate Ricks and taken to stand trial for crimes against Ricks.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Yes, but it appears you alone have been going to the exact timelines and locations in which the murders occurred.”
  - “Also, every 10 seconds, it stabs your balls.”
  - “Scan his portal gun! Oh, come on.”
  - “Don't look at another man's portal-gun history.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “Um Because o-our personalities are so different? Oh, shit, dawg.”
  - “Dude, are you -- w-- you're being a dick, right? Oh, gosh, I-I hope not.”
  - “not have in common? Huh? W-who is this? I found the real killer, bitch! Get over here! Yo, ding-dong, we're done here.”
  - “What's that dipshit doing out there? Are you friends with him? You know he eats his own shit, right? Oh, my God, this is rich! I've got like 10 Ricks to call right now.”
  - “Damn it! - Hey, you didn't pay your bill! - The red "X"! Red "X"! Hey, it's a good thing that space outlet had lab coats and your favorite kind of shirt in stock, huh, Morty? Yeah, Rick, I-I heard you the first time.”
  - “Do your worst, you little bastards! Kill me! Do it! Do I-I-I-I-it! Morty! Thank God! Get me out of this.”
  - “Poor little rickless bastards.”

## S1 E11 — Ricksy Business
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0111.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: When Jerry and Beth go away to take part in a re-creation of the sinking of the Titanic, Rick and Summer throw a party that gets out of control.
Watch for:
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - “We'll be fine! Let's party! Just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got I swear to God, Morty, if it weren't for the fact that everyone's still…”
  - “Oh, shit, mother [beep.]”
  - “What? Nancy told us what a bitch you are.”
  - “He's just a huge asshole.”
  - “Yo! What up, my glip glops?! Oh, man! Oh! Y-y-you know there's a garbage, right? Hey, uh, what the hell?! Ooh.”
  - “Oh, my God! - Aah! Hey, I'm squanching in here! Oh, my God! Oh, that is so disgusting! Ow! Oh! Oh, crap! Huh.”
  - “How are you guys not freaking out right now?! T-the whole house is sitting in another dimension! I-I mean, w-what the hell are we supposed to do?!”
  - “All right, all right, fine, Morty, you party pooper buzzkill! Boo, boo! Morty sucks! Boo! You suck, whatever your name is.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “Can you sneak your mom's vodka? Yes, she does.”
  - “Ooh! Look, it's the line for the bow! Jerry, I'd love to just kick back with a Margarita and read.”
  - “Brad is here! Quick, make my hair look drunk.”
  - “Tammy's already drunk.”
  - “What does a rapist look like exactly, Beth? Is it a slavic man wearing a denim jacket with a patchy beard and the scent of cheap champagne wafting over his blister-pocked lips?”

## S2 E1 — 1. A Rickle In Time
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0201.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick unfreezes time, but since he, Morty and Summer have been living for so long on frozen time, a parallel dimension develops.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “I mean it's been shot with a gun.”
  - “Aaah! Oh, God, gross and weird! Chris! You killed my gun! Summer, Morty, take off your collars.”
  - “Beat his ass! Get him! Beat him up! - Kick his ass, Rick! - Die, mother[bleep.]”
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - “Shut up, Morty, you vindictive little turd! You shut up, you big female asshole!”
  - “Well, do we Do I, uh, get, uh, a big rock, or? It's not an armadillo, asshole.”
  - “I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit.”
  - “So let's save the measuring for when our dicks are out.”
  - “In your dreams, bitch.”
  - “What? - The son of a bitch is gonna kill me! - What?! - The son of a bitch is gonna kill me! - What?! Diabolical, unfeeling sociopath.”
  - “Oh, crap, are you kidding me? Two dots? This never needs to be more than one dot.”
  - “What the hell is wrong with you two? I-I-I-I mean you four! That hurt! That was painful.”
  - “Y-you're both all over the damn place.”
  - “wind? What the hell do either of you two have to be so uncertain about? Your brand of zit cream? Which chair to sit in while I do everything? - Come on, spit it out! - Well, you don't exactly make it easy, Rick.”
  - “He's lost it! Th-th-th-the time fracture must have made him crazy! - I don't know what to do! - Oh, crap! I don't know what to do! Oh, God, now there's three of them.”
  - “Whoa, damn! Look at this.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “You mean drunk? What's that? You got something to say? - No.”

## S2 E2 — 2. Mortynight Run
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0202.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Morty tries to save a life.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “So, did you guys make out a little bit? Is he gonna send you a postcard? Man, that guy hit the lottery when he crossed paths with you.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - “Listen, if you ever need anybody murdered, please give me a call.”
  - “You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?! Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.”
  - “I buy guns from your grandpa.”
  - “Hey! You sold a gun to a guy that kills people!”
  - “You know, you could stop this killing from happening, Rick! You know, you did a bad thing selling that gun, but you could undo it if you wanted.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “Sh shit! Oh! Whoa! What the hell?! W-w-where am I?! - What in the hell?! - 55 years.”
  - “Holy shit! This guy's taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy! Hi.”
  - “Whatever you want to do, you little punk-ass little bitch.”
  - “Number one is me, asshole! You're supposed to be my friend! Friend?! Do you even know my real name? It's Revolio Clockberg Junior.”
  - “Oh, you still use south in space? Whoa! Jesus, Jerry! What the hell are you doing here?! What are you talking about? We agreed a boy's father should be present - when he's learning to drive.”
  - “What?! I don't know how this works! Help me! What the hell?! I know, right? Oh, what the hell?! I know, right? Jerryboree!? You created a day care for my dad? Are you kidding? I wish I had this idea.”
  - “Morty, take the wheel! Whoa! Whoa! Geez! Damn it, Morty! Who taught you to fly this thing? I'm kidding.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “…Y-you know what those guys do in their fancy boardrooms? They take their balls and they dip them in cocaine and wipe them all over each other.”
  - “It's got beer, games, prizes, and you can never tell what time it is.”
  - “You kind of wasted your 30s, though, with that whole bird-watching phase.”

## S2 E3 — 3. Auto Erotic Assimilation
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0203.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick becomes emotional; Beth and Jerry are hard on each other.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “Listen, if this is an invasion, I got to sit this one out, but I'll be back to have sex with the survivors.”
  - “Oh, that's pretty sexy.”
  - “Summer, before I took over this planet, this man was a registered sex offender.”
  - “He's Having sex with you.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - “I'm an electrical engineer, father of two, and, as you can see from my flat, concentric nipple rings, I'm a member of this planet's top race! Okay, that's good.”
  - “And I'll be damned if that ripple-nipple bitch's race is superior! The cone-nipple people will rule this world! You shut your mouth, you dirty knife-nipple bastards.”
  - “We just have regular nipples.”
  - “…crotchless uncle Sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked redheads, and I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Prostitutes are now scientists.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Second of all, cards on the table, I'm a murderer that eats babies, and I came to this planet to eat babies.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - “This woman was a drug addict on the verge of suicide.”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - “it's a ship full of dead aliens and a bunch of free shit! Whoa! it's a deadly trap, but I'm ready to roll those dice.”
  - “And I'll be damned if that ripple-nipple bitch's race is superior! The cone-nipple people will rule this world! You shut your mouth, you dirty knife-nipple bastards.”
  - “"? So good luck with your shitty marriage, and tell Rick I'm sorry he has to deal with either of you.”
  - “All right, beta shit seven, you just got saved by the bell, bitch! Did you get any of that? It's-a good show-a.”
  - “What the hell was that? I don't know.”
  - “Uh Okay, what the hell.”
  - “Reeeeeeeeeeeeeal-- God damn it, stop.”
  - “I didn't know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks.”
  - “I can tolerate it, but I can't give a crap about it.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Jerry, what are you what are you doing in here? I'm trying to find our weed whacker, 'cause our weeds are wack, yo.”
  - “I, um Jerry and I were looking for our weed whacker and found your subterranean lair and your alien prisoner, and he got away.”
  - “Um, should we maybe stop somewhere and get you a coffee? Maybe splash a little water on your face, or No, no, if I wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Cops are racist.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Where did you learn to talk, you grandpa-stealing slut? I'm feeling Ugh.”

## S2 E4 — 4. Total Rickall
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0204.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Meeting new friends; Morty goes ballistic.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Why couldn't I bring my portal gun? Why did all the drinks have to be extra large? Oh, the hulk.”
  - “I think you should put down the gun and we should get you to a doctor.”
- Swearing — 10 moment(s)
  - “Steve wasn't real? - He's a real piece of shit.”
  - “Think before you talk shit.”
  - “Now, listen, we can flip those sons of bitches for 230 bucks apiece easy! They're all limited-edition "Zelda" ones.”
  - “You listen to me, you son of a bitch parasite scum.”
  - “She's my bitch of a sister.”
  - “Am I right? - Oh, my god! - Call an ambulance! - Oh, god! Steve! - What the hell, Rick?! Will everybody just relax for a second? There's no such thing as an "uncle Steve".”
  - “These telepathic little bastards, they embed themselves in memories, and then they use those to multiply and spread out, take over planets.”
  - “Beauregard wasn't our butler, it's safe to say the family'd be in a hell of a lot of trouble.”
  - “What are we doing? I don't give a damn what else happens out there.”
  - “I know you're real because I have a ton of bad memories with you! These memories that we have These memories that we cherish I wish that we can go back to that time Ooh, ooh, ooh Holy crap, Morty, you're right.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Are you drunk? What are you? - My wife coach? - Your what? Oh! God! Oh.”

## S2 E5 — 5. Get Schwifty
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0205.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick and Morty must step up and save things; a new religion starts up.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Principal Vagina-- The name's real, possibly Scandinavian.”
  - “I like what you got! Good job! - Yeah! - Whoo! We did it! What do you know? He was right! - Hooray Principal Vagina! - Yeah, I'll take it.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “You know what I'm saying? Ice, I don't want to be a negative Nelly or anything, but if Morty doesn't come back with my portal gun and I eat it out there, it's, uh, you know, kind of your problem, too.”
  - “President I hope you like being hit in the face with a gun.”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - “Take off your pants and your panties Shit on the floor Time to get schwifty in here I'm Mr.”
  - “It's working! Take a shit on the floor Time to get schwifty in here and third-level donors get our all-access family pass.”
  - “But can you help me get to my family? You know, at-- at my house? Is your intention to abandon Rick using his own portal gun? In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.”
  - “All of Rick's moves are dick moves! What-- What am I eating? Wh-what is this, bird-- birdseed? It is random debris.”
  - “All right, um Oh, yeah You gotta get schwifty You gotta get schwifty in here It's time to get schwifty Uh-oh Get "schwifty"? What the hell is that? It's our world's best effort.”
  - “No, I'm-- I'm just saying, we don't know there's a cause-effect relationship-- Oh, my God! - What is going on now?! - Whoa! Whoa! What the hell happened? Mr.”
  - “Holy crap! Oh, dear giant head, we apologize for that discussion.”
  - “…tickets in the other, he's like, "I'm ready!" You gonna take a lobster to see "Iron Man 3"? Ice-T! Ah, damn.”
  - “What?! - Damn.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “We're sorry for our increased levels of emissions and our racism and, of course, the Amber Alerts I keep ignoring on my phone.”

## S2 E6 — 6. The Ricks Must Be Crazy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0206.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick forgets to check his oil, and must repair his car.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “I masturbated to an extra-curvy piece of driftwood the other day! Look, I don't care what it takes.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “…it itself! - unless it's told to do something! - We almost died! - I don't want to hear it, Summer! Your boobs are all hanging about, and you ruined ice cream with your boobs out.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “You know, one time, Rick sh-- accidentally shot his laser pistol right through my hand.”
  - “What?! A long time ago, I implanted you with a subdermal chip that could call upon dormant nanobots in your bloodstream to restructure your anatomy and turn you into a car.”
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - “Really gets their dicks hard when they see this ramp just slowly extending down.”
  - “Somewhere on this planet, there's got to be an arrogant scientist prick on the verge of microverse technology, which would threaten to make Zeep's flooble cranks obsolete…”
  - “Pterodactyl! Asshole! When I get out of this teenyverse, I'm gonna smash it to pieces with you in it.”
  - “You know you're kind of a dick, right? My function is to keep Summer safe, not keep Summer being, like, totally stoked about, like, the general vibe and stuff.”
  - “Hey, that's my deer! Aaaaaaah! Raah! I hope your God is as big a dick as you.”
  - “Aaaaaaah! Hey, man, what the hell?! That was my daughter's pediatrician! Aah! No, stop! Don't kill him! Confirmed.”
  - “Whoa! Holy crap! I thought we were inside your car battery, Rick.”
  - “Rick, a word? What the hell was that? I know.”
  - “No, what are you doing telling this guy that his miniverse is unethical? Do you not see the hypocrisy here? Holy crap.”
  - “Ugh! You bastard! Much obliged.”
  - “Your microverse sucks! And your miniverse is the size of a [bleep.]”
  - “Everyone's gross, and they all smell like piss all the time.”

## S2 E7 — 7. Big Trouble In Little Sanchez
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0207.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick joins in on hijinks, Beth and Jerry sort out relationship issues.
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “They could save the marriage of a porn star and a porn star.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “They found her in the gym with, like, two holes in her neck and all the blood drained out of her.”
  - “I was pretty sure we didn't have what it takes to deal with a bloodsucker on our own.”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - “Read it and weep, bitch.”
  - “Well, then get your shit together! Get it all together and put it in a backpack.”
  - “All your shit, so it's together.”
  - “Turn around! I said turn around! How can Beth have these thoughts about me?! That judgmental monster bitch! I'm not taking this.”
  - “It's crazy, right? I mean, am I being an asshole? Okay, I feel like everybody in the room is looking at me like I'm the buzzkill.”
  - “What the hell is that?! Take that back! You do not think that about me! I didn't do anything! They scanned it out of my brain.”
  - “…Rick, just so we can have a party? Hell, yeah! What's one more night? And who can have fun with this old bastard hanging around, huh?”
  - “? Yeah, I know! What kind of operation are you running? Us?! What the hell kind of relationship do you have?! Oh, right, blame this on us.”
  - “When I feel like it? Damn, girl! You need to chill out! This whole thing was your idea, in the first place, and, now, you're trying to rush it along.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “The value of his subservience is wasted on you.”

## S2 E8 — 8. Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0208.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 5/5, language 4/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Jerry gets sick and Rick sparks up the TV.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Smith? Uh, yeah, just masturbating! I forgot to mention, there are extensive medical records open on my desktop, and I trust you to confine your activities - to the purely pornographic.”
  - “So, we'll be detaching your sexual organ at the base by making incisions here, here, and here.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Smith, shrimply pibbles' life can be saved if we replace his heart with your human penis.”
  - “…the delicate asymmetry of what you call your balls, and with relatively few adjustments, your genitals can be molded into a functioning heart for the most important man in the universe.”
  - “I've got such-and-such for a penis.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Here's some porn.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “It'll stain if it gets on your clothes, and it'll send you into a murderous rage if it gets in your eyes and mouth.”
  - “Do it! Do it! Remove my penis! Sir, put the gun down and step away from Mr.”
  - “Where did he get a gun? Who gave him a gun? That's not a gun.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “If that guy catches you with a box of his eyeholes, he comes bursting in through a window and just starts kicking the shit out of you.”
  - “Then you would give your penis so that shrimply pibbles might live? Stop asking! Yes, I will! That's right, assholes.”
  - “What's up with her face? Is she human, or is she like worf? You know, worf from "Star Trek," how he has all that shit all over his face, but he's just a human in a costume, you know?”
  - “stupid bitch.”
  - “What an asshole! Ohh, tune in next week [ Theme music plays .]”
  - “Holy crap! It's cool.”
  - “What the hell is he talking about?!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “…been learning about his accomplishments, from his march on flirk blirk square to his ongoing battle with heroin dependency.”
  - “Well, I-it occurs to me that his heroin addiction may not have been a matter of public record.”

## S2 E9 — 9. Look Who's Purging Now
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0209.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick and Morty land on a planet where all the citizens are allowed to commit crimes -- including murder -- without punishment for one night.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - “Oh, I know what this is! You've been able to sustain world peace because you have one night a year where you all run around robbing and murdering each other without consequence.”
  - “There was this one world that called it just murder night.”
  - “I mean, w-w-we're both free and clear to murder these people.”
  - “kidding me, Morty?! She took my car and the gun.”
  - “Why don't we just use your portal gun? It's in the car, dip-ass.”
- Swearing — 11 moment(s)
  - “out of the flying machine! Oh, my God! O-okay! Okay! -Back up, asshole.”
  - “Amish bitch shot me! [ Grunts .]”
  - “We're like the rest of these assholes now.”
  - “drop your shit! Drop it all.”
  - “Morty, go get their shit.”
  - “You son of a bitch! Morty, I don't want to be the "a little help" guy, but a little help? -Aah! -Okay, I have a pen.”
  - “Your grandson is a shitty person.”
  - “W-w-what do you mean? -I was going to use your ship to destroy the rich assholes that run our society and save my people from the horrors of this yearly festival.”
  - “Oh, crap! -Get out! Get out! -Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! Get the [Bleep.]”
  - “What the hell?! I don't care.”
  - “Screw you, Rick! I'll purge you, too, you old, rickety piece of crap! This has been a long time coming! I'm gonna rip your [Bleep.]”

## S2 E10 — The Wedding Squanchers
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0210.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 14+)
Summary: When Jerry accidentally gets transported to the planet hosting Birdperson and Tammy's wedding, the whole family attends the ill-fated ceremony.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “I'll have sex with that.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Birdperson's big day, Morty, was at blood Ridge on glapflap's third moon against the gromflamites! This? This is a losing battle.”
  - “The road your father and I walked together is soaked deeply with the blood of both friends and enemies.”
  - “Tammy? Birdperson!! No!! Holy Drop the portal gun.”
  - “That's a confetti gun, you idiot! Beth: Dad! Hold on tight! Aaah!! Aaaah!! God damn it! God damn it!! What the hell happened back there?! This is on you guys.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - “Why?! Because I don't want him to leave again, you dumb asshole!! Hey.”
  - “And Tammy! Inviting you to planet squanch for our mate-melding ceremony blugh! If you're from earth, that means we're getting married! Oh, my God! My friend Tammy's marrying birdperson! What the hell is a birdperson?”
  - “We don't know a damn person here.”
  - “There already is no more bacon! This world sucks! Our life sucks! Why are we doing this for someone that would never do anything for anyone but himself? Morty: That's not the point, dad! We love Rick F-for the most part.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Can you make me a dumb grandson pep talk? It's one part lame advice about stuff you know nothing about and a lot of vodka.”
  - “I have a lot of vodka.”

## S3 E1 — 1. The Rickshank Redemption
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0301.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 14+)
Summary: Rick, still in galactic prison, puts an intricate escape plan into action. Back on Earth, which is now under federation control, Morty and Summer have an argument about their grandpa.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “Yes, I'd like very much to visit the memory of you inventing your portal gun.”
  - “If you take me where I want to go she'll be there, too, won't she? The day I invented the portal gun is the day I lost her.”
  - “Huh? What are you -- What are you doing? Grandpa Rick must have some secret lab, right? With, like, laser guns and jets packs and a space tank!”
  - “He's not bluffing! R-Rick? Why not shoot through her? 20 yards, nine-gauge plasma pistol, My first shot would liquify her insides and injure you, second shot adds recoil.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “Mission Control, you getting this? Holy shit, yes! Yes, we got it! Yeah! Thanks, Rick.”
  - “I'm bummed I didn't get to give that insect dick a test-drive.”
  - “I'm gonna go take a shit.”
  - “Who's stupid now, bitch?! Morty, we just got him back! [ Laughs .]”
  - Lawyer Morty: “Order in the court! Whoa! What the hell?! Oh, my God! [ Screaming .]”
  - “W-W-What the hell is that? Payback.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “It was all part of his plan! Jerry, is there any light beer left? It's insane what you miss in prison.”
  - “Where's the vodka? Beth, it's him or me! Seems like you guys need some privacy.”

## S3 E2 — 2. Rickmancing the Stone
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0302.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: With the kids dealing with their parents' divorce, Rick takes them to a Mad Max-style universe where he tries to steal a green crystal from a group of scavengers.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Graze my genitals again, Taint Washer, and you'll be shipped to the wasteland.”
  - “And as for you, Genital Washer Ahh! Oh! Oh, God.”
- Violence & injury — 8 moment(s)
  - “Is it powerful enough to keep those guys from murdering us? Summer! - Hold on.”
  - “I don't know if that applies to the throats of murder victims, Morty.”
  - “Shit! Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I Well, the longer you wait, Morty, the more it's gonna feel like committing a whole murder.”
  - “So, I can assume you haven't murdered a single person today.”
  - “I-I didn't mark my murders in my murder log.”
  - “"Sum-sum," let's go! Grandpa's concern for your safety is fleeting! Your blood will be my lotion.”
  - “You have removed weak blood from us and made us stronger.”
  - “…environment so we can properly deal with your parents' divorce! Alternatively, I have a freaking portal gun, and I can leave the two of you here forever!”
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - “Bitch, I was ready yest Bye, sweetie.”
  - “Shit! Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I Well, the longer you wait, Morty, the more it's gonna feel like committing a whole murder.”
  - “Wh-Wh-What in the hell are you saying? They don't have to keep trying to kill us if we join them.”
  - “I mean, her parents are going through a divorce Damn it, Rick, that's what I Fine.”
  - “Ohh, burn! The important question is, who wants to take a poke at my man Spine Eater here? I guess I'll see your asses in that dome! Rick, what the hell, man? Wh-What are you, out of your mind? Morty, relax.”
  - “Want to piss on him? Get out of my head.”
  - “What's the matter, you piece of crap? Haven't you ever watched your family burn to death before? Now I'm gonna whip you.”
  - “Oh, cut the crap, Rick, okay? You proved your point.”

## S3 E3 — 3. Pickle Rick
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0303.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 14+)
Summary: Rick turns himself into a pickle while the rest of the family goes to therapy. Now Rick has to figure out how to stop being a pickle.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces.”
  - “Man, I missed having hands and blood and a stomach.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - “What, I'm gonna touch it, and you're gonna tell me it's an alien dick or something.”
  - “Oh, God! Perpendicular, perpendicular! Oh, shit! Oh! Oh! Oh! Come on.”
  - “Shut up and call me a helicopter, you prick! Do we have a deal?! Take that money, give it to Jaguar's daughter when you set her free.”
  - “I'm not a snake! I'm a pickle, I'm a pickle! Whoa! Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, crap, that sun is bright.”
  - “God damn it, I love myself.”
  - “I mean, we don't really buy into that kind of crap, to the extent that love is an expression of familiarity over time, my access to infinite timelines precludes the necessity of attachment.”
  - “I am mad that I can't huff enamel without people assuming it's because my family sucks.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “I hope to be seen one day as someone that just likes getting high.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Wong By the way, racist name Obviously, Morty and Summer are seizing on your arbitrary pickle obsession as an end run around what was supposed to be their therapy.”

## S3 E4 — 4. Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0304.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: While ostensibly helping a group of superheroes called the Vindicators, Rick instead drunkenly sets up a "Saw"-like scenario for them to navigate.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Uh, Morty, you might want to freeze some sperm.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Yes! Is that what you want to hear?! Did it feel good? Did you like his six million wriggling legs more than my tragedy-stricken, half-ghost, half-tumescent penis?!”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “I think the personality conflict might have been you? Jesus How awesome is that? I mean, they wanted to not need me so bad they murdered three innocent heroes of color and they still had to bring me back?”
  - “All aboard! Gun turret.”
- Swearing — 10 moment(s)
  - “They're a bunch of drama queens that spend an hour talking and 20 minutes jumping around while shit blows up.”
  - “Well, have fun with that, but Morty and I have to meet a Lady Comet, a Monorail Man, Two Assholes, and a Full Alligator in like an hour.”
  - “The Vindicators are known throughout the galaxy, but do they know yourselves, do you know yourselves? Match your your shit, your your gimmicks, with your faces, and y-you get it, it's a matching thing.”
  - “Um, uh, over here maybe? Jesus Christ, what a shitty neutrino bomb.”
  - “You know why, Rick? Because when you're an asshole, it doesn't matter how right you are, nobody wants to give you the satisfaction.”
  - “…more than my tragedy-stricken, half-ghost, half-tumescent penis?! Guys, stop! You're just proving my asshole grandpa right!”
  - “Hey, everybody! Look who's a Vindicator! Man, Grandpa Rick must have gotten shitfaced.”
  - “God damn it! Read 'em and weep.”
  - “So, your origin is what? Y-You fell into a vat of redundancy? Got damn! Noob Noob, we're having a briefing.”
  - “Vance that guy, that guy sucks Whoo! Yeah! Yo D-Did I get paid yet? Whoo! I can't believe we're getting Gear Cream with a Vindicator.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 7 moment(s)
  - “Morty, how many of these Too many, Rick! Too many! Man, I am really getting high-roaded today.”
  - “I end up getting high with half of them.”
  - “Drunk Check, check.”
  - “"Obviously?" You came here and defeated our arch nemesis while so drunk you don't remember doing it?”
  - “What the hell is "Israel"? It-It's just something Rick starts talking about when he's blackout drunk.”
  - “You guys hit the baskets, I'll disarm the drunkenly-improvised neutrino bomb.”
  - “I mean, look, when I get drunk, I get stupid and emotional and there's no logic to it.”

## S3 E5 — 5. The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0305.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick takes Jerry on a sympathy adventure to a resort where everyone is immortal when there, and Jerry meets some old acquaintances of Rick's who want payback.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “I mean, I've wondered about having a vagina.”
  - “You're asking me to lure Rick to his death? I'm only asking you to go on a ride with Rick, get off the ride without Rick, and go home to your family, where you can wonder about having a vagina.”
  - “Boob-ya! And that's when Malakai the Squid came, rips off his face, and beneath it is my face.”
  - “Hey, Jerry, triple trunks here says he knows a place where the ladies drop panties for anyone bi-pedal.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - “" Oh, yeah, Ethan? What do you have in common with Tricia Lange? A mutual love of French cinema? The belief that a carbon tax is the only viable solution to climate change? Or could it be her massive stripper titties?!”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - “It's It's no time to be thinking about who did or didn't play a role in your attempted murder.”
  - “I'll leave out the part where you tried to murder me And I'll leave out the part where you admitted to sabotaging our marriage.”
  - “But there comes a time in every man's life when he must choose the foundation on which his legacy will be built One of compromise or one of blood.”
  - “That would be called a knife, Jerry.”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - “I mean, you never made me the pants, so So, you thought I was gonna drive you into the middle of the galaxy and shove you into the vacuum of space with your dick hanging out?”
  - “Jeff Goldblum? What the are you talking about, Jerry? Jesus! Holy shit! Yo, what's up, "Big Chill"?! Don't go into the telepod! Hey, maybe we would have fun on a fake adventure.”
  - “That's what I thought, bitch.”
  - “I have shit on my ass.”
  - “I'm starting to believe you because I just finished merging with your essence for an endless epoch, and I'm already back to thinking you're an asshole.”
  - “What was that? Summer! I'm coming, Summer! What the hell happened?! How do we get her back to normal?! I don't know, man! This thing is pretty complicated.”
  - “No, no, this sucks.”
  - “Morty! Don't "Morty" me! I tricked Rick into taking Dad on an adventure because I thought I could get a break from this kind of but no! Like father, like damn daughter!”
  - “God damn it! Go ahead.”

## S3 E6 — 6. Rest and Ricklaxation
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0306.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: After another exhausting adventure, Rick and Morty decide they need a vacation. But things go a little haywire when they try a special detox machine.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Uh, is this like a sex dungeon? I guess I should've been paying attention.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Like, penis in the foreskin kind of love Mm-hmm just, like, warm, just like He Everybody [bleep.]”
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - “Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.”
  - “Look at this shit.”
  - “bitch ass, you [bleep.]”
  - “Hey, asshole! Oh, man! Remember us? Oh, I don't like confrontation! You [bleep.]”
  - “Why? Because we're coming home, bitch! What is this? This is the parts of your pussy grandpa that keep it real.”
  - “Ahh! Son of a Ahh! Nice try, asshole.”
  - “Relax, quit your bitching.”
  - “Steady, God damn it! Two cetons.”
  - “W-W-We're in Hell, aren't we, Rick? - You're so stupid, Morty.”
  - “There's no such thing as Hell.”
  - “Now, who can tell me the common denominator of these two factions? You don't know or y'all just bored? Hey, listen, you know, wha If we're all bored over here, wouldn't the common denominator be you? Damn, Morty.”
  - “It's an alien spa, you go through it, fwoos-s-s-ssh, lasers, bwaa-bwaa-bwaa sucks everything out.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “"Did did d-did you get a new Morty yet?" Because you kept drunk dialing me and crying about it.”

## S3 E7 — 7. The Ricklantis Mixup
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0307.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick and Morty encounter a visiting Rick and Morty from the Citadel of Ricks before heading off on an amazing adventure to Atlantis.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “I-I wanna to go to school and throw balls around and masturbate.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “I wish incest porn had Had a more mainstream appeal.”
- Violence & injury — 8 moment(s)
  - “That's why I murdered everyone in charge and left it to rot.”
  - “They tried to murder him first.”
  - “He murdered them.”
  - “He stabbed me.”
  - “Yo J-22, give 'em hell! Sam Elliot: There's a Rick that held a factory hostage after murdering his boss and several coworkers.”
  - “I see it in our streets where they give guns to Mortys, so we're too busy fighting each other to fight real injustice.”
  - “What are your demands? I-I-I want a portal gun.”
  - “Okay, man, okay, we got your portal gun.”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - “You don't have to be a dick.”
  - “I've been your supervisor for five years, but all shitty things must come to an end and I have been promoted to regional manager.”
  - “Anyway, so yeah, the suspect says the Citadel's a lie, built on lies, and some other shit.”
  - “Unlike that mermaid puss! Whoo! Yeah! We're going back for seconds! Yeah! Yeah! Whoo! We're gonna do that shit every week, man! That was Atlantis! Shit!”
  - “What the hell?! I thought I saw a fly.”
  - “Aw, geez man, that sucks that your Rick's making you do that.”
  - “Unregistered, untraceable, with enough fluid to take me off this God damn prison! The media's outside.”
  - “Hands in the air! What the hell, man?! What the hellin' hell? You guys doing a little chemistry homework with Grandpa? Is this what I think it is? Bootleg portal fluid.”
  - “Hey! Hey! No, no, no, no Whaa God damn it!”

## S3 E8 — 8. Morty's Mind Blowers
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0308.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick shows Morty a room filled with memories Morty begged him to remove from his mind, and things go off the rails when Rick starts restoring them.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “The Floop Floopians achieve an eternal orgasmic afterlife, so long as they're killed by a great warrior.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “I also dabble in precision, and if you think you can even approach it with your sad, naked, caveman eyeball and a bubble of [BLEEP.]”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “So, you want to get shot in the head, or Well, as long as the wound is fatal, I don't really mind where you shoot me.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 3 moment(s)
  - “We don't know what drove him to take his own life, but we want to remember the good things.”
  - “Oh, my God, what have I done? What have I done? Jesus, I made that guy kill himself! Only in a literal sense.”
  - “Suicide pact!”
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - “I-I can't go on like this with the Truth Tortoise shit in my head.”
  - “Got you now, you son of a bitch.”
  - “Assess this with cold indifference, you beany-headed prick! Hey, keep it down! Just our luck, menagerie beneath the "boulder people" of Granitor Seven.”
  - “Ah, shit, Morty, get behind me.”
  - “It's, like, hello, Saturn, after ten moons, time to stop naming and start numbering, you know? What's Wh-What's with you assholes? Morty, please, don't do this.”
  - “asshole, Rick! Take it easy, Morty, come on.”
  - “relax! Come here! Let go of me, you little bitch! I'm gonna grab you by the scruff of your Take that! Ohh! - Umm.”
  - “What the hell is this?! This, Morty, is my archive of all the experiences you've begged me to remove from your life, lest you go insane.”
  - “Are you serious? Half the crap we've seen, and you think that sounds crazy?”
  - “They have a hell, and it does not look good.”
  - “I know, it's like, is that a demon slug in your stomach, or are you just happy to Sorry! Well, I guess it's nice to know the whole family sucks!”
  - “Yeah, well, I crossed every line I had when this bastard tried to kill Jessica! Okay, see those two fleshy sacs under his chin, Morty? Grab 'em.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “air, you're the reason this species is a failure, and it makes me angry! You're drunk.”

## S3 E9 — 9. The ABCs of Beth
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0309.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick and Beth sort out issues from her childhood by visiting a world called Froopyland. Morty and Summer are a little wary of Jerry's new girlfriend.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “Dad, are you -- In love with a badass, sexy alien lady? Ha, ha, I don't know, Summer.”
  - “Are you saying Tommy survived here by having sex with Froopy creatures, creating Froopy-human hybrid offspring, and then consuming their proteins, sustaining himself with an endless cycle of cannibalistic incest?”
  - “Why don't you just say what you really mean? You think it's cool that having sex with her gives me telekinesis and you recognize she's got a hot bod like Cheetara in "Thundercats," but…”
  - “I have intercepted sexual communications between you and my new girlfriend, Kiara.”
- Violence & injury — 8 moment(s)
  - “1 News Anchor: In local news, child murderer Joseph Eli Lipnip is scheduled to die tomorrow by lethal injection, his execution already drawing dozens more spectators than the death of TV news.”
  - “Shall we resume stabbing?”
  - “clearly regenerative! I-I think you have to stab them through the heart or something.”
  - Switchblade: “It's stab time! Together: Ooh! [ School bell rings .]”
  - “Also, I broke up with Kiara, and she didn't take it well, and she wants to murder you two.”
  - Summer: “Not the bubble gun! There's no air -- [ Zap, bloop .]”
  - “I gotta say, I am warming up to the bubble gun.”
  - “If anybody deserves to be telekinetically strangled, it's me.”
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - “Bitch, my generation gets traumatized for breakfast.”
  - “Does it deserve to be shit on creatively? Yeah, that's right.”
  - “We both saw Tommy's shitty play.”
  - “Look at some of this shit you were asking me to make you as a kid.”
  - “Ow! You can't run forever! She's really pissed off.”
  - “God damn it, Dad! [ Grunts .]”
  - “Aw, crap, I think Arnaldo's is closed.”
  - “Listen, my boyfriend saw those texts you've been sending me, and he got pretty pissed off.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “It's actually clean, like a cocaine house.”
- Racism & slurs — 3 moment(s)
  - “you ended up racist.”
  - “Now help me! First, I want you to admit that you're a closet racist, a beta-male sexist, and you dragged everyone into a horrible situation by only thinking of yourself.”
  - “Dad! -Come on! Just rip the Band-Aid off! Okay! Kiara, when I told you my kids were bigoted racists who were demanding I break up with you, I lied.”

## S3 E10 — The Rickchurian Mortydate
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0310.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: The president needs help from Rick and Morty, prompting a bit of a confrontation. Beth begins to suspect that she may be a clone.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Some kind of alien googa has infested the Kennedy Sex Tunnels.”
  - “Just hard at work on this sex tunnel gagoo.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Kennedy Sex Tunnels? Naturally, you'll forget you saw them, along with, in order of national embarrassment, the Truman Cocaine Lounge, the McKinley Hooker Dump, and the Lincoln Slave Coliseum.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “You committed murder in the Oval Office.”
  - “Rick, don't get mad, but I-I stole your portal gun.”
  - “You're here with a gun because I am a clone.”
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - “I thought young dumb people considered it an honor to work for presidents or whatever the shit.”
  - “You lying dicks! I see your asses playing "Minecraft"! I got you on satellite! That's right.”
  - “Yeah, but not because it contains America Because moving to a new version of Earth is a bitch and a half.”
  - “Let's go make first contact before someone else gets all their shit.”
  - “Apparently, you have a need to swing your dick around? Rick and Morty escaped.”
  - “Why would Rick and Morty want that? Because they're assholes! I'm flattered, but it takes a whole team to achieve what we did today.”
  - “out of my office! You have the right to kiss my dick! Give me the thing.”
  - “Maybe the first few times, but this just sucks.”
  - “God damn it! I'll do it.”
  - “What the hell?! I made Sanchez-eum up, dumbasses.”
  - “Then say that, God damn it! Sorry.”
  - “Uh, does China know about that deal-breaker? China doesn't piss on the White House.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Kennedy Sex Tunnels? Naturally, you'll forget you saw them, along with, in order of national embarrassment, the Truman Cocaine Lounge, the McKinley Hooker Dump, and the Lincoln Slave Coliseum.”

## S4 E1 — 1. Edge of Tomorty: Rick, Die, Rickpeat
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0401.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick brings Morty to a planet containing crystals that show whoever is touching them all the ways they may die depending on their choices.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Will you just go up? - Stop! - You're gonna make me die wrong! - Wait a minute, what? Morty, do you have a death crystal - in your pocket? - No! Maybe! You little monster! I thought you were masturbating!”
  - “Aah! Impotent rage! - [WAILING, SOBBING.]”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Obviously, the most likely imposter - is the wet, naked clone.”
  - “Jess-i-ca? A bunch of us girls were gonna go skinny-dipping later, if you wanted to join.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “Morty, do me a solid problematic wordplay aside grab the gun with the blue handle from the trunk and get a tissue sample from the corpse.”
  - “That "yes" was pretty - [GUN COCKS.]”
  - “I trust, the kind of strange that makes Rick and Morty - [GUN COCKS.]”
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - “…it?! Why would you steal a death crystal?! - I want to die old! - Then stop driving! - No! - You son of a bitch!”
  - “That "yes" was pretty - [GUN COCKS.]”
  - “I trust, the kind of strange that makes Rick and Morty - [GUN COCKS.]”
  - “I ain't better than shit, Jack.”
  - “Meeseeks! Kill this Nazi prick! Can do! - Come here, you son of a bitch! - No! Stop! [SHOUTING.]”
  - “Goddamn it! When did this shit become the default?! [DOGS BARKING.]”
  - “When you're born that big an asshole, the least you can do is have a little empathy.”
  - “Geez, you're really this pissed about my mom making sure I'm okay with our adventures?”
  - “Truth is, anyone that knows how they're definitely gonna die is either boring as hell or about to get shot.”
  - “What the hell? I axed this protocol.”
  - “Damn it! How am I gonna die with her if I can't even talk to her? Here's an idea, Morty.”
  - “Damn, Morty, you're bad at math, but I'm giving you an A-plus in confidence.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “, racist, accusatory, Isaac Asimov bull[BLEEP.]”

## S4 E2 — 2. The Old Man and the Seat
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0402.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Jerry develops an app at the request of a persistent alien with a "Do Not Develop My App" forehead tattoo. A determined Rick tracks a mystery pooper.
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “Then you know that a few years ago - I started getting into - Strap-on porn? Yes.”
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - “What would your girlfriend think of you murdering? I happen to be between relationships right now.”
  - “Oh, well you came to the right place 'cause you're about to get a bullet sandwich on two slices of whole gun.”
  - “Okay, w-w-what do you want? What do you want? Wait, this is seriously about sandwiches? I thought this was about drugs or guns or the fact that I'm a fly that runs a frog restaurant.”
  - “Is there someone with a gun or It's on its way.”
  - “Take us to whoever does, or w-w-we'll we'll punch you.”
  - “Take it down, or we'll we'll we'll punch you.”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - “It will be when I find whoever shit in my toilet.”
  - “You had your chance, dick.”
  - “While your planet continues to dick around with a, uh what is their version of it called? Lovefinderrz, with two "R's" and a "Z.”
  - “You're not gonna kill me? Don't tell me what to do! Now every time they play this song She say "This is my shit my shit" See the flick of my wrist, of my wrist - - And I know she know what's up Baby, this is my shit my…”
  - “face out of your stupid asshole.”
  - “I'm gonna daughter your brains out, bitch.”
  - “Don't talk to me like - Like I'm thirsty? Like I'm your mother, you childish prick.”
  - “Summer Smith, let's get the hell out of here.”
  - “What in the hell are you doing? - Parenting.”

## S4 E3 — 3. One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0403.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick assembles a crew to break into a heist convention, then needs another crew to stop a heist-planning robot. And Morty writes a heist script.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Let's loop this corpse.”
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - “…what? Is that an origami horse? It's a calling card from Miles Knightley, a heist artist, AKA a hipster dick whose adventures are 60% putting a crew together and 40% revealing that the robbery already happened, and…”
  - “Rick Sanchez, you son of a bitch! Need some people for a thing, Glar.”
  - “I quit! Augh! And the name's Glar! Sanchez, you son of a bitch.”
  - “You sons of bitches.”
  - “It's exactly that kind of shit that made us worry about regular Elon.”
  - “Shit! Alright.”
  - “God damn it, Morty, what did I tell you? Rick, I-I want to say goodbye.”
  - “That's my hell, Morty.”
  - “God damn it, Morty, what did I tell you? That is something I should know, or at least something I should have predicted, which I did.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Aah! You stole the gem I needed to split tachyons and probably fenced it so the 80 people that did all the work could each buy a beer.”

## S4 E4 — 4. Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0404.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 14+)
Summary: Rick reluctantly gives in to Morty's wishes to get a pet dragon, then things get weird. Jerry befriends a talking cat and they go to Florida.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 7 moment(s)
  - “Who's this mysterious character? Shadow Jacker, you haven't come out of your masturbation cave in eons.”
  - “I grow tired of eavesdropping and masturbating to the sounds you all make.”
  - “Are these two gonna hook up? No, and only the lame fans want that.”
  - “Who wants to be infused with, like, uh, unreasonable power? Oh, can I be, like, a sexy arrow-shooty lady? Yeah, whatever.”
  - “Just want to clarify, are these real sex positions?”
  - “Maybe we could try again? Look, to be honest, I'm kind of grossed out with the sexual nature of how everything unfolded.”
  - “I didn't know how sexual dragons were.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “How about 50 bucks? You weary of 50 bucks? I'm trying to cheat on my wife.”
- Swearing — 7 moment(s)
  - WOMAN: “Oh, gross! Who shit in the sand? Someone took a small shit in the sand and buried it with, like, two little kicks and just left it here like a land mine.”
  - “Well, I sleep on an extra big pile of awesome shit.”
  - “are you, bitch? Debrah, stop.”
  - “Oh, son of a bitch.”
  - “Ha! Ha! Oh, crap.”
  - “What the hell else are you hoarding down here? Cha-ching.”
  - “What the hell? Taylor Swift pumping her hands in the air? - What does it mean when - It means you're lame.”
- Slut-shaming — 4 moment(s)
  - “You slut dragon! - What the [BLEEP.]”
  - “! - You slut.”
  - “All dragons are sluts deep down, even the ones up above, but we would have to kill the wizard to be free.”
  - “We've never had enough sluts to defeat the wizard.”

## S4 E5 — 5. Rattlestar Ricklactica
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0405.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick and Morty get caught up in a full-on snake war after a space snake bites Morty. Jerry tries to prove he can hang Christmas lights without dying.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - “Aw, man, I-I wanted to go to Boob World.”
  - “You want to go to Boob World, Summer? Eh, not today.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - “Then where is he? Maybe he's having an affair.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “…of removing all the air from your body and making you float around it for eternity as a flash-mummified corpse, which is also what space wants, so get back in the car.”
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - “But for real, has anyone seen him? Grandpa, did you trap him in a painting again? I didn't do shit.”
  - “Merry Christmas, bitch.”
  - “Ah, you little son of a bitch.”
  - “Hey, it's it's Slippy! Keep up, shit bag.”
  - “Hey, assholes.”
  - “Hey, guess what, asshole.”
  - “How the hell do you get a flat tire in space, Rick? Obviously from a sharp thing in space, Morty.”
  - “Ah! - God damn it.”
  - “Ow! Damn it, Slippy, come on.”
  - “Oh, crap, he's gonna die.”
  - “Real talk, buddy, where you at? - Go to hell, Rick.”
  - “Geez, your dad sucks.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - “How funny is that? Imagine being a racist snake.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Yeah, it's fun until it's you, - huh, shit nog? - Yeah, have fun sewing those snake costumes together, - you little tramp.”

## S4 E6 — 6. Never Ricking Morty
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0406.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Rick and Morty get caught in a continuity-creating anthology device full of people telling stories about Rick.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - You're staying a virgin
  - suppressed sexual energies.
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - It makes you strong like a boob.
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - children as Floaty Blood Man.
  - Bloody Man is real.
  - or is the blood just
  - is Floaty Bloody Man's
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - I'll fuckin' cook and eat
  - Fuck you, I'd rather die.
  - Fuck these guys.
  - just a fuckin' circle.
  - reacting to fucking YouTube.
  - When I create shit, it works, Morty.
  - doesn't mean you can be an asshole.
  - over-think shit, okay?
  - Step the hell back! Back!
  - You're God damn right
  - Hey, what the hell? Your leg is healed.
  - God damn complicated

## S4 E7 — 7. Promortyus
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0407.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick and Morty find themselves in a fight against face-hugging aliens who just happen to have an M&M's store.
Watch for:
- Swearing — 11 moment(s)
  - you don't chop your dick off.
  - Summer, you bitch!
  - shit an egg, and die.
  - Is just some shit we made up ♪
  - shitting eggs in a cave,
  - All right, God damn, sold.
  - Damn, feels kinda good
  - What the hell was that?!
  - Let's just get the hell outta here
  - Jesus, Morty, that sucks.
  - That we suck and everyone sucks?

## S4 E8 — 8. The Vat of Acid Episode
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0408.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Morty challenges Rick to build him the real-life equivalent of a "save game" function to live without consequence. Also, there's a giant vat of acid.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - You brought fake crystals and a gun?
  - Beats real crystals and no gun.
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - Oh shit, suicide by cop!
  - if you wanna suicide by cop.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Come on.
  - Holy shit. What the fuck?
  - fuckin' his own pee hole.
  - Jesus fucking Christ, enough already!
  - The fuck is wrong with you?
  - Oh, shit, I almost parked.
  - Just admit it was a shitty idea!
  - You're a piece of shit.
  - Son of a bitch.
  - I did it, you little son of a bitch!
  - the damn acid, don't use a rat,
  - Oh, God. What the hell!
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - friendship, Heroin Keith.
  - Big man, big genius. Big lonely drunk.

## S4 E9 — 9. Childrick of Mort
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0409.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Jerry's plan to take the whole family on a camping trip is sidetracked when Rick gets news that he may have impregnated a planet.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Sex with a living planet?
  - but they're sexy.
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - as my huge dynamite penis.
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - supply of incest porn.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Ow! You stabbed my hand!
  - Basically murdered him.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - I thought she was gonna shit an egg.
  - Ohh, son of a bitch.
  - Son of a bitch.
  - Don't push me, asshole!
  - of shit I'm talking about.
  - Your parents are a bag of dicks.
  - Damn it, I didn't think
  - Because this sucks ass.
  - What the hell is that?
  - Damn, you think they got infected
  - What the hell are you doing?
  - Okay, yeah, she's pissed.
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Getting high and playing
  - from her drunk father!

## S4 E10 — Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0410.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Two Beths, a corporate-sponsored planet incinerator and some faces from the past force Rick and family to "do a Star Wars" to save Earth.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - God damn it. Morty, fix your underwear.
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Well, I came back to murder
  - Smart guns, white-list human life.
  - Everybody, drop your guns
  - He had a gun.
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - Thermal goggles, bitch.
  - How do you like that, bitch?
  - is your shitty father's approval.
  - You fetch your shitty father's lemonade.
  - Holy shit. I'm a terrible father.
  - Oh, shitskis.
  - It would really piss off Morty.
  - What the hell?!
  - Damn, this thing has twin turbines?
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - cheap wine and dinosaur pasta.

## S5 E1 — 1. Mort Dinner Rick Andre
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0501.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: It's a busy night at the Smith house as Rick's nemesis pays a visit and Morty invites a girl over. Then some stuff happens with a portal in the garage.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 6 moment(s)
  - to have a threesome with us?
  - in the event of death by orgasm?
  - A strange horny ocean man is on my lawn.
  - Dad was horny and I dropped it.
  - have been very sex-positive lately.
  - having sex with each other?
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Why Why did I clone myself genitals?
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - pornography. Together.
  - watch porn together.
  - We watch porn together.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - We finally beat him.
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - There are suicide capsules
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - That's fucking tight.
  - We have to go right fucking now.
  - Oh, fuck. Shit.
  - Trust me, after that ocean fuck-up,
  - Ow! Motherfucker!
  - Holy shit. Holy shit. Come on, come on!
  - Holy shit. We have to go.
  - about your dick, Morty.
  - dick killer, Morty.
  - Stop shitting in the ocean.
  - the bottle. God damn.
  - No, no, no, no, no. Damn it!
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - C'mon, Morty. You're on booze duty.
  - ocean-wine in here
  - is bring wine, Morty.
  - You have wasted our lives,
  - for a sad, drunk shell of a man

## S5 E2 — 2. Mortyplicity
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0502.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Killer squids are after the Smiths, but luckily Rick created a decoy family. Or are they real? Can the decoys make decoys? Who's real? Are you real?
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - I had sex with their queen.
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Maybe jealous of my penis size.
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Dressing as decoys too cute to murder.
  - [BLEEP]. Somebody put a gun in my teeth!
  - that we cut off with a knife.
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - I had to kill myself. You have to, too.
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - You dumb asshole, you made decoys?
  - But that asshole
  - My dick's too big.
  - Okay, let's loot their shit,
  - I didn't skip shit.
  - There's always a "shitty
  - Let's go, you little bitch.
  - Please, Morty! Is it there? God damn it!
  - Damn. Like "Westworld."
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - might look like blackface.

## S5 E3 — 3. A Rickconvenient Mort
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0503.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Morty falls head-over-heels in love with an ecological superhero, leaving Summer to join Rick on a bender of interplanetary apocalyptic hedonism.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - I'd rather have sex with.
  - Because we had sex?
  - This gay sex with my Dad is terrific!
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - You filthy murderers!
  - You murdered 300 people.
  - And you murdered my kids.
  - And now an elemental punch
  - Oyyy, don't punch my lunch!
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Hells yeah. I fuckin' love merch!
  - one more time, I swear to fucking God
  - RICK: Hey! The fuck we doin' here?
  - What the fuck was that shit?
  - fucking head until I die.
  - Stupid fuckin' shit hole!
  - sister, you piece of shit.
  - asshole that dumped you?
  - in I-could-give-two-shits
  - Holy shit. I-I-I mean,
  - Hit the dicks.
  - Damn, girl. Your moves is tight.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - I'll get the wine.

## S5 E4 — 4. Rickdependence Spray
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0504.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: The Smiths band together to fight an army of giant mutant sperm, and let's just say everyone would be better off if Morty stays away from Beth's work.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 8 moment(s)
  - The sperm, Morty!
  - They're super monster sperm now!
  - Well, maybe the pilot got too horny
  - It's it's my wife. We have sex.
  - we can have sex one last time.
  - Mom, I promise to use condoms,
  - will be a sexy queen
  - could have repeated sex
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - as they approached America's Vagina.
  - Tell her I wasn't wearing her thong.
  - he wearing my thong?
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - It-it had a gun!
  - But they can't hold guns!
  - Blood for blood.
  - Men and their guns.
- Swearing — 9 moment(s)
  - latest piece of Marvel shit
  - Kidding. This shit is totally random.
  - Good. Put that asshole on speaker.
  - Let's Nancy Reagan this bitch.
  - God damn. Your generation really
  - Dad, what the hell is going on?!
  - Damn, they must be huge.
  - Get the hell in here!
  - Oh, this sucks.

## S5 E5 — 5. Amortycan Grickfitti
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0505.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Beth crashes Rick and Jerry's hellish guys night out, while Morty and Summer attempt to use a spaceship to impress a cool new kid at school.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - lose my virginity.
  - You have virginity?
  - Isn't a doorknob a virgin?
  - through sexual gratification.
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - of Mousetrap Nipples?
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Just shake it until it draws blood.
  - Enjoying punching down?
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Oscar the fucking Grouch.
  - Jesus Christ, I'm fucking dying up here.
  - Fuck, too small.
  - I'm with her. Touch my shit and die.
  - Dude, this bitch plays
  - I said don't touch my shit.
  - freeze your dick in amber.
  - He left. Son of a bitch, we blew it!
  - Suck it, bitches!
  - So buckle up, bitches.
  - Can I do the Hell cube this time?
  - Essence of Hell.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Want some sofa wine?
- Slut-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - to be offline, skank.
  - blackmail you, skank.

## S5 E6 — 6. Rick & Morty's Thanksploitation Spectacular
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0506.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick turns himself into a turkey after he ruffles the President's feathers on Thanksgiving, and the situation soon spirals into total clucking carnage.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - put a buckshot in its panties.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Time for a New Deal Murder!
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - room to measure dicks
  - than some steam-powered French bitch,
  - Just pardon me, dick.
  - Shit! My plume!
  - like five pounds of shit
  - you old-timey bitch!
  - gonna be pissed again.
  - Oof. He's really pissed this time.
  - Damn, is that a David Blaine box?
  - I'll deal with this bastard myself.
  - Why the hell would I?
  - who the hell have we been
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Well, I'm racist.
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - in a whore's lunchbox.

## S5 E7 — 7. Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelion
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0507.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: The Smiths get a lesson on the meaning of family after Rick cancels a trip to Boob World to acquire the fifth and final GoTron ferret.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - ALL SINGING: “Boob World, Boob World ♪”
  - Boob World! ♪
  - The beach that's all boobs?
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Uh, one where your mother murdering you
  - GUN RICK SAYS "BANG" REPEATEDLY"
- Swearing — 8 moment(s)
  - Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
  - Bitch! When are you gonna
  - without this crazy bitch.
  - Summer's treating me like shit,
  - You little assholes!
  - What the hell?!
  - Oh, my God. Hell yes!
  - Okay, I'll do it. God damn.
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - You're so fat you're

## S5 E8 — 8. Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0508.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 14+)
Summary: With the rest of the family out of town on a cruise, Rick is left to his own devices at home and decides it's time to reconnect with an old friend.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - I thought for sure I'd have to be naked
  - You're wondering why I'm old and naked.
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - at Blood Ridge.
  - you're saying Blood Ridge goes bad.
  - and I used that gun to erase his memory?
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - Get your shit together.
  - Asshole detected.
  - For real, that shit was cash.
  - your life for that asshole?
  - BP, where the hell are you going?
  - Damn, a great time.
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Let's bring you to life and get a beer.
  - us getting a beer?

## S5 E9 — 9. Forgetting Sarick Mortshall
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0509.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: When Rick starts using birds as sidekicks, Morty finds a new partner in a portal. Is Rick and Morty's interdimensional partnership done forever?
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - eat my porno magazines?
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - get themselves a portal gun.
  - Damn it. He must be showing the gun off
  - And with guns.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - if the dude hadn't fucked us both over.
  - Fucking horse shit.
  - Son of a bitch. He marked it.
  - this shit everywhere
  - don't expect shit from you.
  - that's being dicks.
  - Here we go, bitch!
  - Hey, what the hell?
  - What the hell, dude? Gross.
  - Damn, what happened to you?
  - Damn. Just like Jackie Chan!
  - Oh, crap, we better skedaddle!

## S5 E10 — Rickmurai Jack
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0510.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick's still doing the weird crows thing, but a middle-aged Morty hopes to reconnect with Rick, leading them down an emotional path in a familiar location.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - See ya later, masturbators.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Drop the gun!
  - did you refill this gun?
- Swearing — 10 moment(s)
  - Fine, I can kill an extra asshole.
  - because you look like shit,
  - Who sold you this shitty aging serum?
  - You asshole! I vouched for you!
  - of one shitty old man.
  - to say, eat shit, [BLEEP] you.
  - Oh. Super dick move.
  - W-what the hell's going on here?
  - God damn, you are cantankerous.
  - God damn it!
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - you wasted your entire life?

## S6 E1 — 1. Solaricks
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0601.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: They're back, baby! The Smiths deal with last season's fallout, and Rick and Morty are stranded in space floating in the remnants of the citadel.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Or maybe it's me, all naked!
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Portal gun's still broken.
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - You're like a suicide bomber!
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - and fuck off.
  - This whole fucking timeline is cursed.
  - It only cost me fucking everything.
  - Oh, fuck yes!
  - all your shit and split.
  - Thought you'd have cooler shit.
  - You son of a bitch! I got you!
  - We're in trouble, asshole!
  - Been drinking a lot of my piss.
  - Oh, hell yes!
  - Damn it, Morty, there's
  - What the hell, Dad?

## S6 E2 — 2. Rick: A Mort Well Lived
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0602.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Morty is trapped and Rick needs to save him, but to do so, Summer must do a Die Hard. This won't be easy because she's never seen it.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - and masturbation,
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Yeah, he's just a corpse
  - gun with a laser that thin?
  - instead of handing me an unloaded gun,
  - of his own God damn flesh and blood
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - What What is this, suicide
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - seen fucking "Die Hard"!
  - Walkie talkie "Die Hard," motherfucker.
  - What? Why the fuck?!
  - I got your walkie talkie. Bitch.
  - and just go shoot that bitch!
  - he's a rude, entitled cock.
  - Under a cranky old bag of dicks?
  - my own dick back.
  - What the hell was that?!
  - of the greatest God damn
  - for 50 God damn simulated years
  - that's a hell of a reason
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Wa-Want some heroin?
- Racism & slurs — 2 moment(s)
  - I'm 30! I'm a little racist,
  - Hard 3" was clearly racist.

## S6 E3 — 3. Bethic Twinstinct
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0603.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: The Smiths celebrate one of their favourite holidays while Summer and Morty lock into their new ultra-realistic video game console.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 7 moment(s)
  - Oh, my God, Beth, there's masturbating
  - and then there's masturbating.
  - gave each other unfairly expert orgasms
  - Jerry, I had sex with your wife.
  - Or I'm your wife and had sex
  - with the clone you sleep with.
  - can I make out with myself?"
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - all the "Multiplicity" porn
- Affairs / cheating — 3 moment(s)
  - me, or be unfaithful,
  - but having a sexual affair
  - about being in an affair right now.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - fix the portal gun, Rick!
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - I was saying I'd kill myself.
  - Threaten to kill myself?
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - fucking believe this!
  - Here we fucking go!
  - Oh, fuck, it's on, bitch!
  - Ugh, fuck you!
  - Shit, in that case, let's go,
  - love the shit out of him.
  - Yeah, we do share a shitty back.
  - It's my back, you dumb bitch.
  - Rick, what the hell?! A-Are
  - to pronounce this crap, too,
  - Oh, God damn it, Morty!
  - Against? Hell no. Secrets are great.
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - while I get stoned and play
  - Drill me for details when I'm drunker.
  - Favorite hangover cure.
  - I got drunk with Jerry one night

## S6 E4 — 4. Night Family
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0604.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: The family discover Rick has been using some new technology that they want to try too. After obliging, classic Rick and Morty chaos ensues.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - It needs a blood sample.
  - Blood? Can't I just give it
  - in your bloodstream when you're asleep,
  - Give me that gun and
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Okay! Fine! Fuck it!
  - What the fuck is your problem with me?
  - Mornin', assholes.
  - list of shit I want to get done.
  - Oh, shit, Rick,
  - What the cock? Where are the dishes?
  - to suck my dick
  - Son of a bitch!
  - Damn! Check out that washboard, yo!
  - What the hell's a night person?
  - Hell, yeah. I'm only human.
  - God damn it! Are you happy now, Summer?
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - A cocktail of Mountain Dew and DayQuil.
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Screw that. We're not whores.

## S6 E5 — 5. Final DeSmithation
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0605.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 5/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: The Smiths dine at their favourite Chinese restaurant and read their fortune cookies aloud. Pretty normal stuff, until Jerry reads his.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - "You will have sex with your mother."
  - have sex with your mom?
  - Every suit I wear is virgin white.
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - box I would put my penis in?
  - penis in the box on the right.
  - dragging my perfect vagina
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - There were murders in it,
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Jerry, are you fucking peeking?
  - Fuck you, DEA piece of shit!
  - Fucking cameras everywhere.
  - Then you fuck my mom.
  - I 'spose they fucked their moms.
  - You sick fucks.
  - I don't have to do shit. That's dumb.
  - likely to shit a balloon
  - All right, who the hell
  - What the hell was that?
  - ugh, God damn it Smith?
  - because your fortune sucks.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - about our gang's city-wide meth ring?
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - And before you say that sounded racist,

## S6 E6 — 6. JuRicksic Mort
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0606.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Seemingly out of the blue, Earth's old rulers return. They make a great case for changing the way society does business, but Rick isn't going to put up with it.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - A rear naked choke hold. I'll show you.
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - would just murder us
  - I-Is the portal gun working again?
  - I'm fixing my portal gun, and
  - A "Portal Pistol."
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Zero Dark Thirty these fuckers
  - Oh, my God, are you fucking kidding me?
  - fucked up in the past
  - Fuck off and die-nosaurs ♪
  - I fucking love you, Rick.
  - Dr. Manhattan high-road assholes
  - Holy shit! I'm a famous author!
  - gig, you son of a bitch!
  - with their dicks in their hands.
  - God damn it.
  - What the hell is this?
  - God damn it, I need

## S6 E7 — 7. Full Meta Jackrick
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0607.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Rick and Morty remember some of their old adventures together, which leads them to a stand-off with an old enemy.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Jerry, I had sex with your wife.
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Dude, she's a hooker.
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Thanks for solving that murder, guys.
  - He's got a gun!
  - If I suck-a your blood,
  - so this is literally punching down,
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - read fucking "Canterbury Tales."
  - The website didn't even fucking work!
  - They set me up to fail. They fucked me!
  - They fucked me and you're lucky
  - Is that a threat, you fuck?
  - little piece of shit!
  - "Moonlighting" shit.
  - I'm better than some shitty toy train.
  - And it was a shitty URL to begin with,
  - What the hell's going on?
  - Damn it, Rick. I don't like this.
  - What the hell happened?
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - breast of a meth addict

## S6 E8 — 8. Analyze Piss
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0608.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Tired of being attacked by goofball supervillains, Rick decides to seek advice about why he's always a target, leading to a breakthrough - for Jerry.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - I'm sorry I sexualized you!
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - of in porno terms,
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - Everything but murder.
  - about it in terms of murder,
  - Especially if Jerry murdered him!
  - whole ass, you son of a gun.
  - punching down, but I can't fight
  - beats up people, it's "working."
- Suicide & self-harm — 3 moment(s)
  - Pissmaster kill himself.
  - Wait, you kept the suicide note?
  - What the hell?! He killed himself?
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Submit, you continental cunt.
  - What the fuck?
  - I'm not the fucking Tick.
  - his fucking Batman logo.
  - Jerry, for fuck's sake,
  - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
  - ugly piece of shit.
  - [CHUCKLES] You're on, bitch.
  - Oh, don't start that crap, Morty.
  - What the hell?
  - How 'bout a little piss?
  - shooting piss on our front lawn?
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Face me, you ugly, drunk,
  - me an "ugly drunk."
  - and everyone's popping champagne.

## S6 E9 — 9. A Rick in King Mortur's Mort
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0609.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Morty starts a war on worlds after debunking the entire existence of the Knights of the Sun and is forced to take extreme measures in order to put an end to it all.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - A king with a penis?
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - I'm a murderer, but
  - and put an end to the bloodshed.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - You drunk cranky fuck!
  - Fuck this knights shit.
  - And you're shitting on it!
  - make you feel like shit about it.
  - That's some Jerry-league shit.
  - been such a dick in the past
  - cut my dick off for it.
  - God damn it, Morty! You took the sword?
  - Hell yeah. See? That's from
  - and I was like, "Holy crap,
  - That all depends. Who the hell are you?
  - Damn, the bones nailed it.
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Where can I get this heroin?
  - They're talking about heroin,
  - drunk, I'm a psychopath,

## S6 E10 — Ricktional Mortpoon's Rickmas Mortcation
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0610.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: What starts as a merry Christmas in the Smith household takes an ugly turn when Morty uncovers a betrayal thanks to a gift from a galaxy far, far away.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - wasn't murdered as a child.
  - that got stabbed in the back!
  - lightsaber Gatling gun.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - You didn't! No fucking way.
  - FAMILY: No fucking way.
  - What the fuck?
  - Y-You gave him a fuckin'
  - The fuck you don't. It's Christmas!
  - You beautiful son of a bitch!
  - Oh, shit, shit, shit. Open it, Rick!
  - Wars shit is silly, right?
  - of the United Assholes.
  - Suck it, bitches!
  - until I resolve this archnemesis crap.
  - RICK: What the hell?
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - But you'll die. You're drunk.

## S7 E1 — 1. How Poopy Got His Poop Back
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0701.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: When Mr. Poopybutthole overstays his welcome at the Smith household, the rest of the family get Rick to deal with the problem. However what starts out as a hang out of friends quickly turns into an out of control bar crawl, especially when a special guest joins the group.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - The best bloody day of my life.
  - before he punched me.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Yeah, fuck you, Summer.
  - Welcome to Fuck You's!
  - or should I say, fucks!
  - stick you up a cat's asshole?
  - Birddaughter is a total bitch.
  - Punch your dick, turn some tricks ♪
  - Oh, shit, it's happening!
  - Oh, shit, it is.
  - Then nut me up, bitch!
  - God damn it.
  - Ah, crap. Hang on.
  - Get the hell out of here!
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Have two beers, then ten more ♪
  - I'm too drunk to flee

## S7 E2 — 2. The Jerrick Trap
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0702.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Rick and Jerry's minds are accidentally scrambled; they have to learn to set aside their differences to save their family.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - I'm not going to murder Gene.
  - GUNSHOT, GUN CLATTERS
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - fuck This is Morty.
  - What is this guy, fuckin' new?
  - Well, check those fucking
  - Fuck. Fuck! Call my wife.
  - I fucking will.
  - I am so sick of this "born smart" shit.
  - Let's see you fix it, then, asshole.
  - briefcases this asshole owes us.
  - What have you two assholes done?
  - son of a bitch.
  - I was born crying and pissing
  - God damn it.
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - to use the electric wine opener.
  - Hey, another beer?

## S7 E3 — 3. Air Force Wong
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0703.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Rick, along with the president and Dr. Wong, deal with a situation when an ex-lover of Rick takes over Virginia.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - of hippie sex cult.
  - not just by sex workers.
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - "I don't want to get stabbed.
  - I have a right to not get stabbed"?
  - You riding shotgun, or
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Oh, fuck me.
  - What the fuck are you spraying me with?
  - and you're really fucked.
  - Tell that little bitch to zip it.
  - Pick up your phone, asshole.
  - I'm being cock-blocked.
  - Oh, shit. Shonda came to play.
  - We got the spray, bitch.
  - Suck my dick and lose
  - What the hell does that even
  - Communist bastards.
  - It's time to put these bastards on ice.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - You're all just drunk!

## S7 E4 — 4. That's Amorte
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0704.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: The Smith family is enjoying delicious spaghetti for family dinner but Morty uncovers the truth about the dish leading to a horrifying discovery and the collapse of a society.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - Check it out. Murdered.
  - Excuse me. Are you two eating a corpse?
  - I'm a murderer.
  - stab themselves to death?
  - you ghoulish little corpse-eating alien!
  - in their bloodstream,
- Suicide & self-harm — 7 moment(s)
  - And suicide.
  - like a suicidal amount.
  - Geez, no wonder he killed himself.
  - "Morty-O's Suicide
  - and now I get to kill myself
  - people, regular suicides?
  - You just want me to kill myself
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - And if you know the fuckin' names
  - to their fuckin' funeral?
  - I fucking hate you.
  - Whoa, what the fuck is that?!
  - near a fucked up system,
  - Ah, fuck it, just spell it out for me.
  - Why is it always this shit with you?!
  - Me! I love this ethical shit!
  - Hell yeah, you like that?!
  - You know God damn well what it is, baby.
  - The new spaghetti sucks!
  - The hell is this?

## S7 E5 — 5. Unmortricken
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0705.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: The search for Rick Prime takes Rick and Morty to the vast reaches of the multiverse where they have to team up with an old enemy to bring him down for good.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - A monkey humping a shotgun has
  - Not exactly an "alive" amount of blood.
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Maybe he'll kill himself next.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - You want out, then fucking quit!
  - What the fuck are you doing? Oh, shit!
  - gimmick was fucking off.
  - Like in a fucked-up robot way,
  - Seriously though. Fuck you.
  - You son of a bitch! You killed my wife!
  - You're such a dick!
  - Dick smelled weird!
  - You're an asshole.
  - We brought ourselves, asshole.
  - Shitty grandpa.
  - bastards! Kill me! Do it!
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Hey, Rick. You drunk yet?

## S7 E6 — 6. Rickfending Your Mort
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0706.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: As the mind-bending animated adventures continue, Morty gets audited.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - We don't just murder for fun.
  - [PORTAL GUN ZAPS]
  - Morty, I made you a gorilla gun.
  - giving me guns, or
  - continued for several more guns.
  - Fully punched cards, each entitling me
  - with the punch cards,
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Look at your face, you're so fucked.
  - You ever fucked this guy's wife?
  - a fucking clip show.
  - So I got receipts, bitch.
  - and you didn't read shit.
  - Oh, quit your bitchin' and do the audit.
  - Eh, I'll just pay the asshole
  - I have never seen two bigger assholes!
  - And I see all assholes!
  - Shit, hot, so hot.
  - tag and bag these bastards?
  - What the hell is "Leg Day"?
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - You're always drunk.
  - Are you drinking wine in there?

## S7 E7 — 7. Wet Kuat Amortican Summer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0707.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Rick gives Summer an Attribute Slider as payment for helping clean up his messes. When Morty wants it for himself, the siblings are thrown into an adventure where the term "sibling bond" is given a whole new meaning for them.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - girl to hook up with on Tuesdays?
  - My wife wanted to have sex,
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - I will literally murder you!
  - Give me the knife.
  - Whoa, he's got a knife!
  - why you're punching me?
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Oh, my God. What the fuck?
  - They fucking shamed me for it!
  - You know what? Fuck this noise.
  - Just color the fuckin' picture.
  - Thank fucking Christ, you bitch!
  - Do some shit for me, bro.
  - Now this is some shit.
  - Arrivadeadci, bitch.
  - What the hell?
  - Ugh, God damn it, Morty,
  - Hell yeah I do.
  - Agh! God damn it!
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - New friends! Champagne?

## S7 E8 — 8. Rise of the Numbericons: The Movie
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0708.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Morty's math class takes a surprising new turn when he and his math teacher Mr. Goldenfield go on an adventure with Goldenfield's old student, Water-T to battle the Numbericons.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Kill! Murder! Death!
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Fuck your homework, old man.
  - Who gives a fuck?
  - Just start the fucking ship.
  - fuckin' up my words?
  - Ha! Got you again, mutha-fucker!
  - It's a prophecy or some shit.
  - Oh, shit! He's crunching the numbers.
  - I don't teach English, bitch!
  - Cock a doodle!
  - I sure the hell tried.
  - our God damn hearts.
  - Damn. My dream just died.

## S7 E9 — 9. Mort: Ragnarick
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0709.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: In an attempt to answer the age old question if there is an afterlife, Rick has Bigfoot kill him in order to enter Valhalla for a robbery. Things get pretty hectic when the pope gets involved in the situation.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - You will have your naked imbecile.
  - these idiots see a naked man
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - murdering me eight times.
  - and stab them both.
  - No vay. That vould be cold-blooded.
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - But I only used you to kill myself!
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Fuck you. I've been tired.
  - What the fuck, Morty!
  - with these fucking guys.
  - You're fucked.
  - It's a fucked-up rule.
  - Holy shit, this is consistent.
  - can't you just stop being an asshole?
  - Oh, shit, I'm dead Rick.
  - What in the mighty whale's wooden cock?
  - You've got my grandparents pissed at me.
  - piss and dragon balls
  - What the hell?
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - kill for a beer and a sandwich.
  - gonna give him a beer?

## S7 E10 — Fear No Mort
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0710.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: When Rick and Morty enter into a mysterious new realm called the Fear Hole, the two must learn to overcome their greatest fears and know what it's like to live with themselves.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - My greatest fear is you hooking up?
  - that I'm still sexy and a genius.
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - scared of not having a gun?
  - Yeah. This is punching down.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - What a fucking ride.
  - What the fuck, Grandpa? Say something.
  - What the fuck are you two talking about?
  - I'm not going to fucking
  - We both shit our pants.
  - Morty and I shit our pants.
  - than the average asshole in a Denny's.
  - It sucks, you know,
  - Okay. What the hell?
  - What the hell?
  - God damn it. There was
  - God damn it. Is this going
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Same. Okay. I'm gonna go get drunk.
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Uh, okay, sluts.

## S8 E1 — 1. Summer of All Fears
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0801.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: Rick left the kids in a matrix. Not chill, broh.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - for Principal Vagina.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Put that mindblower gun down.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Fuck you! None of this is real!
  - Nothing out here fucking matters.
  - That means no chargers, you old bitch!
  - Oh, shit. How long was I out?
  - Eat my ass, you shallow bitches!
  - slowly up your asshole.
  - I thought you were my friend, bitch!
  - What the hell?
  - The hell are you doing, Morty?
  - Damn, Morty. Maybe I should
  - Damn. That got out of hand fast.
  - and piss in its bed,
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - pouring her bedtime wine!
  - bedtime wine. [SLURPS]
  - Toss me a beer.
  - If this is about the beers,

## S9 E1 — 1. Theres Something About Morty
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0901.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Rick's been lonely, broh. Morty's worried bout side pieces.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - He'll want to murder
  - Just like the portal gun.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - What the fuck?!
  - The fuck it's fine!
  - and we're fucked. You're driving.
  - Load your fucking thing in.
  - You really fucked me there, Morty.
  - Hello? Shit.
  - and never has to shit.
  - Thank dick, we're here.
  - who sucks my grandpa's dick.
  - Blackmailing prick.
  - Can he piss in there?
  - He can piss in there.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Coffee with vodka in it.

## S9 E2 — 2. Ricks Days, Seven Nights
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0902.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 14)
Summary: You try being Rick all the time, broh.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - to hook up with locals.
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - You think God's nipples get hard
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - when he murders a fish?
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - There you are, motherfucker.
  - Alright, well, shit.
  - and a shit-ton of snow,
  - that asshole plays,
  - He can be kind of a dick,
  - But this asshole's
  - you self-centered prick!
  - I'm a stubborn old bitch.
  - one bad son of a bitch,
  - Hold on to your dicks.
  - What the hell?
  - ya drone bastards!
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - And a beer to hold doing it!
  - Time for a beer!
  - Lots of booze
  - He was drunk.

## S9 E3 — 3. Rick Fu Hustle
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0903.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: You haven't lived till you've chested up at Trader Joe's, broh.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - to hook up the flat screen.
  - Then we had sex.
  - for pool bot sexy time, say yes.
  - for pool bot sexy time
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - It started cleaning my nipples.
  - Finally taking Morty to Boob World,
  - I'm finally going to Boob World.
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - Bloody stuff of nightmares!
  - the most fatal punch
  - Maybe he'll un-punch you.
  - to beat up old people.
  - I got death punched.
  - and he punched me.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Fuck you. Watch this.
  - Okay, then. Fuck off.
  - This is me fucking off
  - out of the fucking garage
  - Nobody fucks
  - Fuckin' phone. Where'd you go?
  - First, I'm gonna cure the dick
  - Ooh! Jerry's new pool sucks?
  - What the hell does that mean?
  - This doesn't make any damn sense.
  - I'd be pissed if I had to climb
  - Ugh, that guy sucks.
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - the most efficient booze absorber
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Is it racist to say I adore
- Slut-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - In my day, we called them sluts.
  - Whore! Whore!

## S9 E4 — 4. A Ricker Runs Through It
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0904.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Remembering passwords is hard, broh. Special characters, broh.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - a lot of blood.
  - Punching down.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Ugh, this fuckin' thing.
  - This, uh, uhh, fuck.
  - Piece of fuckin'
  - Fucking Reese, Morty!
  - fuck that up?
  - Jesus fucking Christ!
  - That was fucked up, Rick.
  - But I can handle fucked up.
  - piece of shit!
  - Y-you don't give a shit
  - H-hell, yeah!
  - What the hell
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Drunkenly muttering
  - Of course I'm drunk.
  - of vodka on this one planet.
  - you think those vodka hogs

## S9 E5 — 5. Jer Bud
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0905.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Man's best friend, broh.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - about the way I look naked.
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - and then a gun emoji?
  - Blood. Fear. Darwinism.
  - Yeah, these guys do not get guns!
- Swearing — 11 moment(s)
  - Shit! What the fuck?
  - Oh, fuck me!
  - You fucking leatherskins!
  - you're fucking bald.
  - so much specific shit onto me!
  - Shit, Jerry!
  - He said we were asshole,
  - You asshole,
  - but still shitting on the carpet!
  - Aw, damn it!
  - 'cause I'm pissed at Snowball,
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - when they pitched me cocaine!
  - Nipslip Vodka.
  - 'Cause you're a drunk.
  - to Nipslip Vodka.
- Racism & slurs — 3 moment(s)
  - You think I'm racist.
  - racist piece-of-shit bigots!
  - neck racism, probably.

## S9 E6 — 6. Erickerhead
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0906.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Rick's stomach is mad, broh. But it's all-you-can-eat-and-drink here, broh!
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - I had an orgasm.
  - Rick's Head: “You horny idiot!”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - It looks like I murdered a guy.
  - They see a lot of murder,
  - Portal guns fried, too.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - The fuck you talking about?
  - Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
  - We might actually be fucked
  - will be extra fucked.
  - today, I swear to fucking God.
  - Bitch, they can't make me run
  - interloping shit.
  - it is crazy having no dick.
  - I can't see shit from down here!
  - Morty: “God damn it!”
  - Oh, god damn it.
  - What the hell, Summer?!
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - of alien beer in a garden
  - a beer garden!
  - I give myself when I'm drunk.

## S9 E7 — 7. Mortgully: The Last Rickforest
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0907.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Rick and Morty gotta evolve, broh.
Watch for:
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - What the fuck's going on.
  - you limp-dick motherfucker!
  - Hey, what the fuck?
  - Ohhhh, I'm so fucking wounded.
  - It's time to climb this fucker.
  - Shit! Vines!
  - Spawn-camping piece of shit!
  - Ocean needs shittin'.
  - shittier prison?
  - I didn't say shittier!
  - What the hell?
  - God damn it, Morty,

## S9 E8 — 8. Rickuiem Mort a Dream
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0908.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Hold still, broh. It'll make you nice, broh.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Principal Vagina.
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - obsessed with murder drums?
  - He's got a knife!
  - Do you have a knife?
  - my desk drawer with period blood.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Morty! What the fuck?
  - What the fuck?!
  - real fuckin' important
  - is a fucking worm.
  - so fucking sad.
  - I'm gonna buy myself some shit
  - piece of shit, Morty!
  - you dumb dead-wife-having bitch.
  - Lift your side, bitch.
  - God damn it.
  - Rick, what the hell?!
  - What the hell?
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Just get an empty beer keg for that.

## S9 E9 — 9. Salute Your Morts
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0909.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Morty and Summer go to camp, broh. Beth and Jerry home alone, broh.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Principal Vagina?
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Murdered 'em.
  - my blood became.
  - For our guns.
  - Where's the portal gun?
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - It was a visualization of suicide.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - The fuck you just say?
  - too fucking spoiled to know
  - as much as your fucking bald spot.
  - Doin' whatever the fuck you want!
  - Great place to get fucked.
  - Perfect place to get fucked.
  - for being high-concept assholes.
  - he's being a lazy piece of shit.
  - Little bitch ninja-logged me.
  - Pack your shit.
  - Yeah, you dumb bitch!
  - These assholes have way more stamina
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Get that fart baby a beer!
  - I wish we hadn't given beer

## S9 E10 — Field Of Dreams
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/rick-and-morty/0910.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 5/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: Tom Sawyer, broh.
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - buried with your porn magazines?
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Then break the gun.
  - it's a fish gun.
- Swearing — 12 moment(s)
  - Fuck you, Morty.
  - into a fucking giraffe?
  - I fucking knew it.
  - Fuck, I hate that guy.
  - So she's a fuckbot?
  - Oh, shit. You gotta try it, dude.
  - and saying the nicest shit
  - My students were assholes today,
  - I built this place with my dick
  - Wouldn't a dick be a better hammer?
  - Oh, hell yeah!
  - What the hell is this thing?
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - You've been drunk all week.
  - is a drunk, Morty.