# simpsons — parent guide (564 episodes)

Source: https://watchwiththekids.com/simpsons.html
Scoring: violence, sex and language each 1–5; overall = the highest of the three.
Buckets: 300 all clear (1–2), 221 gray area (3), 43 hard pass (4–5).

## S1 E1 — Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0101.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “What's the matter, Homer? Somebody leave a lumpa coal in your stocking? You've been sitting there sucking on a beer all day long.”

## S1 E2 — Bart the Genius
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0102.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(SIGHS) "My Confession" by Bart Simpson. I am a regular dumb kid... period. I cheated on my intelligence test... period.”
  - Bart Simpson: “I cheated on the intelligence test.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Jeez. No beer... no opera dogs...”

## S1 E3 — Homer's Odyssey
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0103.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Many of them, incompetent boobs.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face. I don't care who I have to fight. I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Tv Announcer #2: (FROM TV) Unemployed? Out of work? Sober? You sat around the house all day, but now it's Duff time. Duff's the beer that makes the days fly by.”
  - Jingle Chorus: “(SINGS FROM TV) YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT WONDERFUL DUFF / DUFF BEER.”

## S1 E4 — There's No Disgrace Like Home
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0104.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Hear that, Dad? You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Mr. Williams: “I did too. Better get my gun.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “What's the matter, Homer? Bloodiest fight of the year, and you're sittin' there like a thirsty bump on a log.”
  - Mrs. Long: “Thank you. (GAZING AT MAGGIE) Why don't we dump them in the nursery, and get a glass of punch?”
  - Marge Simpson: “(ANNOYED MURMUR) Ummm... Maybe I will take you up on that punch.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Oh yes. And this must be your lovely wife... (READING)... "Marge." And look at little... (READING)... "Lisa". Why, she's growing like a weed. And this must be... (SQUINTING AT CARD)... "Brat".”
  - Other Women: “(SINGING) Hey brother, pour the wine.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SAD) Another beer, Moe.”
  - Eddie: “(CHUCKLE) No, thanks. We're on duty. Couple beers would be nice, though.”
  - Lou: “(TO DOG) Quiet, boy. Let the nice people enjoy their beers. Uh, don't worry. This dog has the scent.”

## S1 E5 — Bart the General
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0105.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “Number two: Horny.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(SINGING) Because I cheated on the test.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “Nah. This happens all the time. Somebody else's blood splatters on me.”
  - Nelson Muntz: “Hey, wait a minute. You're right. (TO BART) You made me bleed my own blood.”
  - Homer Simpson: “So the next time this bully thinks you're gonna throw a punch, you throw a glob of mud in his eyes, and then you sock him when he's staggering around, blinded...”

## S1 E6 — Moaning Lisa
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0106.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, so that's it. This is some kind of underwear thing.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(INTO PHONE) What -- oh! Wait a minute -- Jacques Strap? It's you, isn't it? You cowardly little runt. When I get hold of you I am gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Bart-the-bloody-pulp Simpson is on the ropes. He's hoping I'll put him out of his misery. Well, you're in luck, Bart, here comes my right.”

## S1 E7 — The Call of the Simpsons
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0107.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SADLY TO HIMSELF) What am I going to do? I've murdered us all.”
  - Homer's Canyon Echo: “(LOUDLY) I've murdered us all... us all.. us all... us all.”
  - “Man #2: We've got to take him alive. Johnson, you got that tranquilizer gun ready?”

## S1 E8 — The Telltale Head
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0108.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Murderous mob. I beg you to spare our lives. At least until you've heard the story of how we ended up with the head of our beloved town founder.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Son, we're in this mess together. No matter how tempting it might be, I can't let my only boy get ripped limb from limb by a blood-thirsty mob.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “And by the way, this game is being brought to you by the good people at Duff Beer.”
  - Barney Gumble: “You're right, Moe. A beer, please, and make sure there's a head on it.”

## S1 E9 — Life on the Fast Lane
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0109.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Jacques: “Which frame is the beer frame.”
  - Jacques: “(LAUGHING) No, no, no, no, no. Mimosa is the name of the drink. It's orange juice and champagne. You're so wonderful that you thought it was something offensive.”
  - Jacques: “Yes... Champagne?”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Jacques: “Let it out, Marge. Laugh loud. Laugh out loud. You'll lose weight.”

## S1 E10 — Homer's Night Out
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0110.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Martin Prince: “Who's the sexy lady, Bart?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHUCKLES) And Eugene Fisk, my poor sucker of an assistant, didn't know the fruit punch was spiked.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Barney Gumble: “If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's an open beer in the fridge.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Well... Uh... Wine 'em, dine 'em, bring 'em flowers, write 'em love poetry, sir.”

## S1 E11 — The Crepes of Wrath
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0111.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Please, please kids. Stop fighting. Maybe Lisa's right about America being a land of opportunity, and maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “And maybe some of those little wieners that come in a can. Oh, and some fruit cocktail... in heavy syrup.”
  - Cesar: “(IN FRENCH) Yes, pass me the wine.”
  - Cesar: “(POURING SOME IN) But the right amount gives wine just the right kick.”

## S1 E12 — Krusty Gets Busted
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0112.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Sideshow Bob: “Bart, (TO AUDIENCE) children, this whole sordid affair has been a shock to all of us, but we must get on with our lives.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “I know we haven't had much luck shooting you out of this cannon, but maybe that's because we haven't used enough gun powder!”
  - “Reporter #1: What kind of gun did you use?”
  - Sideshow Bob: “Review of Books. Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sontag.”

## S1 E13 — Some Enchanted Evening
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0113.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Barney Gumble: “(DRUNKENLY) You're no more of a pig than I am. (BURP)”
  - Homer Simpson: “More champagne?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Ooops. Time for a fill-up. (CALLS) Garçon! Another bottle of your second-least-expensive champagne.”

## S2 E1 — Bart Gets an "F"
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0201.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Sharp, stabbing pains... in my stomach.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHEWING) Mmmm. Marge, Could you get me another beer, please?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Sure I do. I just want to have a beer while I'm caring. Marge...”

## S2 E2 — Simpson and Delilah
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0202.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S2 E3 — Treehouse of Horror
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0203.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - House: “(SING-SONGY) Liiii-saaa! Liii-saaa! The butcher knife, Lisa.”
  - Marge Simpson: “I don't care what I said. This family has had its differences, and we've squabbled, but we never had knife fights before... and I blame this house.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Hey, man. We own you. Let's see some blood.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Come on man, do it! Do the blood thing! Come on, do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!”

## S2 E4 — Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0204.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “That Burns is just what this state needs... young blood.”
  - Homer Simpson: “So... Someone will punch in for me.”

## S2 E5 — Dancin' Homer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0205.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Well, I'm ready to punch in.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHUCKLES) Lisa, honey, you're forgetting the beer. It comes in seventy-two ounce tubs here.”
  - Vendor: “Get your Duff Beer (WISTFULLY SOTTO)”
  - Capital City Goofball: “The fifth inning will be yours. Everyone is settled in, they've had a coupla beers; the game is official. It's a pretty important inning.”

## S2 E6 — Dead Putting Society
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0206.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Now I suppose you both have to sign this. I hope blood won't be necessary.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SARCASTIC) Who told? (CALLING TO MARGE) Marge! Beer me!”
  - Ned Flanders: “Oh, your beer. Uh, is draft okay? Just put in the tap last week.”
  - Ned Flanders: “Sometimes I forget that we have things a little better than the Simpsons. I drag him over here. He has a few beers. You can't blame him for erupting.”
  - British Commentator: “He will drink naught but champagne, while his opponent tastes bitter defeat in this oft cruel game.”

## S2 E7 — Bart vs. Thanksgiving
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0207.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Nurse: “Hey, you gotta be eighteen to sell your blood. Let's see some I.D.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “(THRU TV) ...No, you won't find Freddie the Freeloader, or Emmett Kelly, or even Charlie Chaplin's beloved Little Tramp down here.”

## S2 E8 — Bart the Daredevil
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0208.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - MURDOCK: “(CHUCKLES) I almost forgot. To add a real element of danger, one drop of human blood.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(INTO MIC) May I have you attention, please. This Saturday I will be jumping over Springfield Gorge on my skateboard. There is a good possibility I will plunge to my bloody death. Hope to see you there, thank you.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - CLARK: “Let me just say that Truckasaurous feels very badly about what happened, and everyone here at Team Truckasaurous would like you to enjoy this half bottle of domestic champagne for being such good sports.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Hmmm, well, thank you. Gee, everyone's so nice here at the Monster Truck Rally. (TURNING) Look, Homer, champagne!”

## S2 E9 — Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0209.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Dr. Marvin Monroe: “Hold it, hold it, hold it... how can you be for one form of freedom of expression, like (INDICATES STATUE) our big naked friend over there, and be against another form, like Itchy and Scratchy?”

## S2 E10 — Bart Gets Hit by a Car
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0210.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(THINKING) No I don't want any string beans either you two-timing, back-stabbing. Uh oh I better answer. (FLATLY) No, thank you.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Why you despicable, cold-blooded monster. Regardless of what you think, we must summon help, and comfort the dear boy until an ambulance arrives.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “What are you looking at me like that for? (POINTING AT BART) You believed his cock and bull story.”
  - Bart Simpson: “I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?”
  - Bart Simpson: “(EAGERLY) I did go away, Mom! I was miles and miles and miles away, writhing in agony in the pits of Hell.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Oh, I don't like everything about them, just their heads. (CHUCKLES) (TO HOMER) Well, would you care for some wine, old buddy?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Ahh, good old trustworthy beer, my love for you will never die.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Okay, everybody! For the next fifteen minutes, one third off on every pitcher... one per customer... domestic beer only... hey, no sharing!”

## S2 E11 — One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0211.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Don't worry, the blood will hold it right on your face.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(SINGING IN LOW VOICE) "WHO'S THE BLACK PRIVATE DICK THAT'S THE SEX MACHINE TO ALL THE CHICKS?"”
  - Bart Simpson: “"You're damn right. WHO'S THE CAT THAT WON'T COP OUT / WHEN THERE'S DANGER ALL ABOUT?"”
  - Master: “I said cover for me, damn it!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Hostess: “This is our karioke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping with drunken Japanese businessmen.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(INTO PHONE, ANNOYED) Thanks a lot, Barney. I just wasted my one phone call on your stupid ma”
  - Barney Gumble: “(DISTRAUGHT) You're dyin' and you weren't even gonna stop at Moe's for a last beer with your buddies?”
  - Barney Gumble: “Ah, Homer. Come on. You got time for one last beer. Please.”

## S2 E12 — The Way We Was
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0212.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Artie Ziff: “I can think of a dozen highly cogent arguments. Now the first is from Time Magazine... dated January 8, 1974, "America's Love Affair with The Prom... Even wallflowers can look forward to one date a year..."”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “Uh-oh. Why don't you grab yourself a beer, boy.”
  - Grampa Simpson: “Cut the crap. (MIMICKING HOMER) "I just collect the cans, Daddy." Now grab yourself a beer and get me one, too.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Jacqueline Bouvier: “Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.”

## S2 E13 — Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0213.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: “Now today's Christian doesn't think he needs God. He thinks he's got it made. He's got his hi-fi... his boob tube... and his instant pizza pie...”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Cockfight Announcer: “(THRU TV) Live from New Orleans -- this is the World Series of Cockfighting. Oh, son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou tonight...”
  - “Boxing Announcer #1: This fight is history! Stick a fork in it, it's done. A stunning knockout by a thunderous bolo punch in the closing seconds of the twelfth round, and Drederick Tatum is the new Champion of the World!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Barney Gumble: “Here, I brought some imported generic beer.”

## S2 E14 — Principal Charming
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0214.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(QUICKLY INTO PHONE) Homer Sexual.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(BEAT) Just a minute, let me check. (TO THE BAR) Homer Sexual. Come on, come on. One of you guys must be Homer Sexual!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(INTO PHONE) Oh and that sauce, Barney. I could have drunk a bowl of it by itself! (OFF SNORING) No Barney, that's just my sister-in-law.”
  - Selma Bouvier: “It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine.”

## S2 E15 — Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0215.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Bullseye! And another thing. When I gun the motor, I want people to think the world is coming to an end! VROOM! VROOM! VROOM!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - HERB: “To think I've wasted my life in board rooms and stockholders meetings when I could have been watching cartoons. (SADLY) This old fool has wasted his life.”

## S2 E16 — Bart's Dog Gets an "F"
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0216.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Emily: “Stuff and nonsense, taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits.”
  - Emily: “PULL THE BLOODY CHAIN, BOY!”
  - Bart Simpson: “I don't want to strangle my dog.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Emily: “You son-of-a-bitch. Good show!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Homework? Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Don't waste the mumps.”

## S2 E17 — Old Money
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0217.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Otto Mann: “Note the cobra wrapped around the naked chick...”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Herman Hermann: “That's not the kind of offer you should make to a man with a Gattling gun under the counter. Why don't you try Grandma's World.”
  - Grampa Simpson: “Listen, you bloodsucker. Has it ever occurred to you that old folks deserve to be treated like human beings whether they have money or not?”
  - Bart Simpson: “Let's see, I want a teargas can, a blue gun with paralyzer darts...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Jasper Beardly: “Plus, they've got a ninety-nine cent shrimp cocktail.”

## S2 E18 — Brush with Greatness
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0218.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “(BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(MOUTH FULL, BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM)”
  - Homer Simpson: “All right family, I want the truth. Don't pull any punches. Am I just a little bit overweight?”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(BEING CRUSHED) Bitchin'.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(MOUTH FULL) The hell with this.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Lincoln Lincoln I been thinkin' what the hell have you been drinkin'? / Is it water is it wine? / Oh my God it's turpentine! / Faster! Faster!”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Four Hundred and thirty-seven. (CONFUSED) Fifty-five. Oh my God, three hundred and... Hey, a hundred and fifty. (SHORT SCREAMS) Oh God, it's two hundred and sixty pounds! I'm a big fat pig.”

## S2 E19 — Lisa's Substitute
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0219.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “Uh, I'll field that one. Lyme disease is spread by small parasites, called ticks. When a diseased tick attaches itself to you and begins sucking your blood,”
  - Seymour Skinner: “Malignant spirochetes infest your bloodstream, eventually spreading to your spinal fluid, and on into the brain.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Can we have wine?”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Can I have wine?”

## S2 E20 — The War of the Simpsons
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0220.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Lucky you don't keep guns in the house.”
  - Ned Flanders: “Hey, Homer! Care to try some of my Flanders Planters punch?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(PUNCHING) I love you, but I must kill you.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SHUDDERS WITH ECSTASY)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(INDIGNANT) Never thrown a party? What about that big bash we had with all the champagne and musicians and holy men and everything?”
  - Ned Flanders: “Au contraire, Simpson! It has three shots of rum, a jigger of bourbon and just little dab-a-roo of creme de cassis for flavor. (LAUGHS)”
  - Bart Simpson: “I understand why. You were wasted.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(INTO HIS CHEST) Ohhh, because I got drunk and looked down her dress. (POINTS HIS HEAD TOWARDS MAUDE)”

## S2 E21 — Three Men and a Comic Book
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0221.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(TO LISA, HOLDING UP COMIC) Now, Radioactive Man: He rules! Never punches a bad guy without saying something cool.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Form a line, no crowding. Cheap beer and a sympathetic ear... Step right up.”
  - Lou: “(WRITING TICKET) Gotta have a license to sell beer.”

## S2 E22 — Blood Feud
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0222.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 8 moment(s)
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “Mmmm. Mr. Burns is suffering from what we medical men call hypohemia. In layman's terms it's quite simply a lack of blood.”
  - Waylon Smithers: “(ANGUISHED MOAN) But I'm B positive. Damn this common gutter blood in my veins!”
  - Bloodmobile: ext. bloodmobile - next morning
  - Back Of Bloodmobile
  - Otto Mann: “Oh yeah! During the day, all my friends are in school, so I got a job as a Certified Bloodletting Tech Dude.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Why, what did you think I was going to do -- have you beaten to a bloody pulp?”
  - Marge Simpson: “Homer, you encouraged him. You should be strangling yourself.”
  - Waylon Smithers: “Hmmm huh. We uh, need him beaten up.”

## S3 E1 — Stark Raving Dad
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0301.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Waylon Smithers: “Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir. He's one of your boobs from Sector 7-G.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood, and before I join them I have one question: Today is my birthday -- you promised to get me something, and... and I'm afraid to ask.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(TO MICHAEL, CONDESCENDING) Isn't that cute -- he's heard of you! (TO BART) Now, make sure we have plenty of cold cuts, and put some beer on ice.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh great! And uh, try to put a good face on this. Tell them this is one of those places where rich women lose weight.”

## S3 E2 — Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0302.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S3 E3 — When Flanders Failed
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0303.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “(CHUCKLING) Why Homer, you silly goose! The weed whacker's just for the edges! You're gonna be out here all day!”

## S3 E4 — Bart the Murderer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0304.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Legs: “Prostitution, loan sharking, numbers. The kid liked to wet his beak in everything.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Nobody move! You're all under arrest for the murder of Seymour Skinner.”
  - Fat Tony: “What's a murder?”
  - Lionel Hutz: “(TRYING TO HELP BART) Mr. Simpson, you've been the boy's father for ten years. Do you really think he could be the leader of a murderous criminal syndicate?”
  - Announcer: “Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson Story.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Louie: “But I only know how to make wine spritzers.”

## S3 E5 — Homer Defined
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0305.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Well, a bit overly familiar, but I'll allow it. I took in a movie. An appalling little piece of filth. Its leading lady was a blonde harlot who spent half the film strolling around naked as a jaybird.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending, and they'll 'oink' for more every time.”
  - Barney Gumble: “Hey, I had to give a speech once. I was pretty nervous, so I used a little trick. I pictured everyone in their underwear. The judge, the jury, my lawyer, everybody.”
  - Thought Bubble Barney: “Just picture them in their underwear.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Otto Mann: “(INTO MICROPHONE) Whoa, Springfield Elementary, last stop. Oh, and by the way, I'd like to say thanks, and 'applause, applause' to 'birthday boy' Milhouse for his totally bitchin' party on Saturday.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “How the hell should I know?”
  - Luann Van Houten: “Well, Marge, the other day, Milhouse told me my meatloaf sucks. He must have gotten that from your little boy, because they certainly don't say that word on TV!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Mr. Devereaux: “Margarita, I want you.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “(INTO PHONE) Excellent. Well, "ta". (HANGS UP) Hmmm, Smithers, I can still sell 'em snake oil. Now bring me a wine spritzer -- and don't be stingy with the vino.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Here you go. One beer, one chocolate milk.”

## S3 E6 — Like Father, Like Clown
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0306.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “Ooh. Sex chat!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Miss Lois Pennycandy: “(GAZING AT PICTURE) Oh, Mrs. Simpson, I've wasted my womanhood asking that same question. (THEN) I apologize for him, something really important came up at the last minute.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: “I want a nice sandwich, but the Joey Bishop, ugh, too fatty...”

## S3 E7 — Treehouse of Horror II
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0307.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Can we sleep with you?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Waylon Smithers: “What corpse should we unearth, sir?”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Oh... bad corpse. Bad corpse. Stop scaring Smithers. (TO SMITHERS) Satisfied?”

## S3 E8 — Lisa's Pony
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0308.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “Well, if you need money you should have at least jammed a gun in my head or better yet you could inquire about my "Help Wanted" sign.”
  - Bart Simpson: “I can make her. (PUNCHES FIST) Just give me five minutes alone with her.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Whew! Just in the nick of... mmm, beer?”
  - Marge Simpson: “Actually, I was thinking we could cut down on your beer.”

## S3 E9 — Saturdays of Thunder
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0309.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oooh, "Death by Knockout," "Blood on the Ice" Oh, oh... "Football's Greatest Injuries". (THEN; CALLING OUT) Lisa, we're going.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “It's my dad. Lying there on the couch drinking a beer, staring at the TV. I've never seen him like that.”

## S3 E10 — Flaming Moe's
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0310.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Who can sleep with those five evil hens cackling and plotting against me?”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Mom, instead of milk for dinner, can I have a "Virgin Moe?"”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Alright, alright. I'll split the million with Homer. Jeepers, Mary and Joseph. I sleep with a chick once, it costs me a half a million bananas.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “What do we got here, Bowie knife, troll doll, glass eye...”
  - Moe Szyslak: “No dice. The "Flaming Moe" is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?”
  - Homer Simpson: “You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, it's the law. Heh, heh.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Could I get a beer?”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Oh sorry, I forgot we're out of beer.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “He's not so fat.”

## S3 E11 — Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0311.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Broker: “Let me punch that up on the computer.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Hans: “(GERMAN ACCENT, FRIENDLY) Oh, thank you. My English is not perfect, but I have to tell you your beer is like swill to us. Do I have that right? I am saying that only a swine would drink this beer.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I spent it on beer.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(TO SELF) Lucky drunks.”

## S3 E12 — I Married Marge
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0312.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Homer, maybe it's the Champale talking, but I think you're pretty sexy.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - “"Charlie": Dust off your hula skirts, Angels, I'm afraid there's been a murder - in Hawaii!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SMOOTHLY) Good evening, Madame. You have been selected by the good people of Slash-Co to reap the benefits of their new Nev-R-Dull knife-edge. Here... shake hands with the Slash-Co.”
  - Lunchlady Doris: “Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding is on the house.”

## S3 E13 — Radio Bart
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0313.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Ow! Knock it off you bald boob!”
  - D.J.: “(CASEY KASEM VOICE) And our new number one hit, "I Do Believe We're Naked", by Funky C Funky Do, replaces "We're Sending Our Love Down The Well", which plunges all the way down to number ninety-seven.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(MOANS) There's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's.”

## S3 E14 — Lisa the Greek
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0314.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(POINTING) Oh Bart, you could use some new underwear too.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “You know why these clothes are on sale, Mom? Because the people who wear them get beaten up.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “A little beer will put out that fire.”
  - Homer Simpson: “The usual, Moe. A beer and a wad of bills.”
  - Marco: “Never heard that one before. (TO HOMER) Uh, would you care to select the wine?”
- Homophobic jokes — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Let's see... football... Football: homo-eroticism in... oddball Canadian rules... Phyllis George and...”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Homer, all those fatty, deep-fried, heavily salted snacks can't be good for your heart.”

## S3 E15 — Homer Alone
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0315.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Selma Bouvier: “Lisa, you'll sleep in my bed. Bart, you'll be sleeping with your Aunt Patty.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “You think you know fear? Well, I've seen them naked.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Marty: “(STIFLING LAUGH) That's right. She just walked through a plate glass window. There's blood everywhere.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(GROSSED OUT) Ah, Bart! That's a black-head gun!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Patty Bouvier: “Uh-huh. He'll probably trade her for a beer and a nudie magazine.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Hello, room service? This is Marge Simpson. I'd like a hot fudge sundae. With whipped cream. And some chocolate chip cheesecake. (BEAT) And a bottle of tequila.”
- Homophobic jokes — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(homo neanderthal'us)”

## S3 E16 — Bart the Lover
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0316.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(MATTER OF FACT) "Edna, every second until we meet stabs me like a thousand needles..."”
  - Dad: “Think again, Jimmy. You see, the firing pin in your gun was made of -- yup, zinc.”
  - Teenager: “(MUTTERING) Come back... zinc. Come back... zinc. Zinc! Zinc! What? (RELIEVED) Oh, it was all a dream. Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones... car batteries... hand guns...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(TIPSY) "Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here... (UNINTELLIGIBLE MUMBLING)... five dollars? Get outta here."”
  - Homer Simpson: “(GASPS) Beer! How did you know?”

## S3 E17 — Homer at the Bat
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0317.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Steve Sax: “But there's hundreds of unsolved murders in New York City.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Nurse: “Dr. Hibbert, Ken Griffey, Jr. needs to see you immediately. We think it's an overdose of nerve tonic.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Umpire: “You can't leave first until you chug a beer.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Homer, can I get you a beer?”

## S3 E18 — Separate Vocations
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0318.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Edna Krabappel-Flanders: “(BITTERLY) In spite of your Masters from Bryn-mawr, you might end up a glorified baby-sitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “I'll avoid the horrors of drug abuse, but I do plan to have several torrid love affairs.”

## S3 E19 — Dog of Death
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0319.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon: All right, but if I don't make it, promise you won't sleep with my wife.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SPITTING OUT BEER) One hundred and thirty million dollars!”
  - Marge Simpson: “No. I'm afraid we're just going to have to make a few sacrifices. Homer, you're going to have to give up beer for a while.”

## S3 E20 — Colonel Homer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0320.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “We'll take two tickets to (SLIGHT LEER) "The Stockholm Affair."”
  - Marge Simpson: “Don't lie to me. Are you having an affair with this woman?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Lurleen Lumpkin: “Thank you. Tonight I'd like to try something a little different. It's a song I wrote while I was moppin' up your dried blood and teeth.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - The Beer -N- Brawl
  - The Beer -N- Brawl: INT. "THE BEER 'N' BRAWL" - CONTINUOUS
  - Bar Owner: “(INTO MIC) All right, all right, uh, ladies and gentlemen, he's all healed up and he's back for more. Let's give a big drunken welcome to Yodelin' Zeke!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Well, right now she's an out-of-work cocktail waitress. But she's going to be a country music superstar like... uh... that jerk in the cowboy hat... and that dead lady.”
  - Marge Simpson: “I don't like you hanging around with some cocktail waitress!”

## S3 E21 — Black Widower
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0321.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Sideshow Bob: “That's right dear, enjoy your rest. The wedding was very tough on you, and the honeymoon is going to be... murder. (LONG MANIACAL LAUGH)”
  - Sideshow Bob: “(MOANS, TO SELF) Even murder has its ugly side.”
  - Sideshow Bob: “(LOW) Prepare to be murdered.”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Ahh, lighten up, son. If he was going to commit a crime, would he have invited the No. 1 cop in town? (BEAT) Now, where did I put my gun? (THINKS) Oh, yeah. I set it down when I got a piece of cake...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They taste as good as they look. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like catsup -- it tastes like ketchup. But brother it ain't ketchup!”
  - Marge Simpson: “Okay, we've got cocktail wienies and Swedish meatballs.”

## S3 E22 — The Otto Show
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0322.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Otto Mann: “No can do. Never got one. But if you need proof of my identity, I wrote my name on my underwear.”
  - Seymour Skinner: “Well, that tears it. Until you get a license and wear your own underwear, mister, you are suspended without pay.”
  - Otto Mann: “Well, how 'bout anything where guys send in naked pictures of their chicks?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - “Stoned Guy: Huh?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Wow, my concert going jacket still fits. (TO BART) And this is where I used to hide my beer.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(GASPS HAPPILY) Billy Beer!”
  - Patty Bouvier: “It doesn't matter. Let's get some Margaritas. I'm buyin'!”

## S3 E23 — Bart's Friend Falls in Love
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0323.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Edna Krabappel-Flanders: “Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for every smooth talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans, I will now show a short sex education film.”
  - TROY: “You kids might remember me from such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly," and "Here Comes the Metric System!" I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Yeah, but never a girl. What if I want to strut around nude?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “Let me try. (SHAKING 8-BALL) Will I get beat up today? (READS 8-BALL) "All signs point to yes."”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “You're asking the wrong guy, Milhouse. They all look alike to me. (THEN) Now let's go whip donuts at old people”
- Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Dad, what if I told you, you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?”
  - Lisa Simpson: “According to Eternity Magazine you can lose weight through subliminal learning. That's where an idea is subtly implanted in your head without you even knowing it.”

## S3 E24 — Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0324.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Waylon Smithers: “One of your cabbage heads from Sector 7-G. Take a look at this sperm sample from his recent physical.”
  - Waylon Smithers: “Now, compare this with a normal sperm sample.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Lenny Leonard: “Yeah. (BEAT) Hey, Homer, can I borrow your underwear?”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Ah, Simpson, you big virile son-of-a- gun. How would you like a check for two-thousand dollars?”
  - Bart Simpson: “I think we should get a machine gun. We could use it to hunt game, spell out things, or ring in the new year!”
  - HERB: “I'm sorry, Homer. But I'm still mad at you. Every word you say just makes me want to punch you in the face.”
  - Homer Simpson: “What do I get? What do I get? It's not another punch in the face is it? Because if it is, I don't want it.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(FINISHING BEER) I think I'm gonna take a walk.”

## S4 E1 — Kamp Krusty
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0401.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “(GASPS) It is the real Krusty. Look at that pacemaker scar, the cattle skull birthmark, and his famous superfluous nipple.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Mr. Black: “What do you think, I slapped a clown suit on some wino? (NERVOUS LAUGH)”
  - Mr. Black: “(SLAPPING JIMBO) You broke nothing!”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Campers: “(SINGING) FROM YOUR GLEAMING MESS-HALL / TO YOUR HOLLOW BASEBALL FIELD / YOUR SPIC AND SPAN INFIRMARY / WHERE ALL OUR WOUNDS ARE HEALED... / HAIL TO THEE CAMP KRUSTY / BELOW MT. AVALANCHE...”

## S4 E2 — A Streetcar Named Marge
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0402.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(CHUCKLES) He's such a bitch.”
  - Ned Flanders: “(YELLING) STELLA! STELLLA! (SINGING) CAN'T YOU HEAR ME YELL-A? / YOU'RE PUTTIN' ME THROUGH HELL-A / (YELLING) STELLA! STELLA!”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Company: “NEW ORLEANS! HOME OF PIRATES, DRUNKS AND WHORES / NEW ORLEANS! TACKY OVER-PRICED SOUVENIR STORES / IF YOU WANT TO GO TO HELL YOU SHOULD TAKE A TRIP / TO THE SODOM AND GOMORRAH”

## S4 E3 — Homer the Heretic
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0403.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I'm all naked and wet!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Yeah, he appeared before me in a dream, and I knew that was special 'cause I usually dream about naked...(COVERING) Marge.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Announcer: “We interrupt this public affairs program to bring you a football game.”

## S4 E4 — Lisa the Beauty Queen
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0404.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Ramona: “Wait. She's about to bring out the big guns.”
  - Homer Simpson: “No, she won't. When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, blood-sucking monsters, always wantin' more, MORE! MORE! (SLY) And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “A ride on the famous Duff Beer Blimp!”
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “Roxy, bring in a bottle of champagne.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I don't know. Was I drunk?”

## S4 E5 — Treehouse of Horror III
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0405.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Man: “I was a fool to think anyone would want nude pictures of Whoopi Goldberg. (DUSTS HANDS)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Bart, please. Don't you remember that Snowball I died four years ago tonight? Run over by the Mayor's beer swilling brother, Clovis.”

## S4 E6 — Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0406.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Marge Simpson: “Homer, do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court or a sleazy male stripper?”
  - Marge Simpson: “Earl Warren wasn't a stripper.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Not bloody likely.”
  - Homer Simpson: “If I stick to my guns, the boy could wind up Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.”

## S4 E7 — Marge Gets a Job
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0407.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Lionel Hutz: “Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is just the thing I need to rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge, get my gun.”

## S4 E8 — New Kid on the Block
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0408.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Host: “O.K., Ron, which one of our girls said the following about you: "He looked so sexy, I hoped we would have sex."”
  - Homer Simpson: “Right. Me neither. (BEAT) We're talkin' about sex, right?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “As usual. A knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(THINKS) Oh, wait a minute, actually, a woman is more like a beer!”
  - Mrs. Powers: “But it says "good for one free beer at Moe's." This is Moe's Tavern, isn't it?”
  - Barney Gumble: “(SHAKING HIS HEAD) What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? (GASP) Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray. (SLURPS IT, THEN SIGHS)”

## S4 E9 — Mr. Plow
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0409.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SEXY) MR. PLOW, THAT'S MY NAME. THAT NAME AGAIN IS MR. PLOW. Our forecast calls for flurries of passion followed by extended periods of gettin' it on.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(CONFIDENT) It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Troy McClure: “I'm your host, Troy McClure! You may remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial 'M' For Murderousness." Tonight, we'll see Angela Lansbury walk on hot coals! Excitement, She Wrote!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Here you go, Mr. Plow. A beer on the house.”
  - Barney Gumble: “Wow, Moe, you didn't even give a beer to those freed Iranian hostages.”

## S4 E10 — Lisa's First Word
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0410.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart can sleep with us until he's 21!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Here, Bart, you can hold my beer.”

## S4 E11 — Homer's Triple Bypass
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0411.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Barney, I'm not getting a sex change!”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Barney Gumble: “Whaaa? Well, what the hell am I sposed to do with this jumbo thong bikini? (HOLDS IT UP)”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(PLEASANTLY) You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I've got that right now. (THEN) Ooh... bacon!”
  - Waylon Smithers: “Uh, no sir. I discussed this with our lawyers. They consider it murder.”
  - Dr. Nick Riviera: “(WATCHING TAPE) Oh no! Blood! (MOANS)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Uh, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old time's sake.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Ah, you know, Homer, that beer ain't free.”
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “Would you like some vodka with that?”

## S4 E12 — Marge vs. the Monorail
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0412.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “Here's one of those loveable high-schoolers from TV's Springfield Heights, 90210. He's cool, he's sexy, he's thirty-four years old, let's hear it for Kyle Darren!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - LANLEY: “Take my pen knife, my good man.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHUCKLES) Oh, Andy Capp, you wife-beating drunk. (CHUCKLES)”
  - LANLEY: “Are you on your third beer of the evening?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Does whiskey count as beer?”

## S4 E13 — Selma's Choice
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0413.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?”
  - SPERM BANK: int. sperm bank - day
  - Selma Bouvier: “All I got now is sperm in a cup.”
  - Attractive Woman: “(SEXY VOICE) You're charming the pants off of me.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Let's see if they wore underwear back then.”
  - Guard: “We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Patty Bouvier: “When I went to pick him up, Mom was trying to stab him with a hat pin.”
  - Princess Opal: “(ANNOYED GRUNT, SLAPPING FOREHEAD)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Beer Hall Of The Presidents
  - BEER HALL OF THE PRESIDENTS: ext. beer hall of the presidents - establishing - day
  - Bart Simpson: “(READING SIGN) "Beer Goggles - See the World Through the Eyes of a Drunk."”

## S4 E14 — Brother from the Same Planet
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0414.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “This just in, a fist fight is in progress in downtown Springfield. Early reports indicate -- and these are very preliminary -- that one of the fighters is a giant lizard.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - TOM: “(MENACINGLY) His father? The drunk and gambler?”
  - Kent Brockman: “Do we have a source on this? (LISTENS) Uh-huh. A bunch of drunken frat boys? All right. I could use some names. I.P. Freely? (REALIZES, ANGRY NOISE)”
  - Bart Simpson: “Another beer, Dad?”

## S4 E15 — I Love Lisa
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0415.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - Adult Movie Theater
  - ADULT MOVIE THEATER: ext. adult movie theater - day
  - Chief Wiggum: “Ah, nothin' beats a good porno movie.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - JOHNNY: “(GETTING SHOT BY MACHINE GUN NOISE)”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Dear, dear George Washington. Can this liberty you dream of be worth all this bloodshed?”

## S4 E16 — Duffless
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0416.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Roll in at nine, punch out at five. That's the plan.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Tour Guide: “Now here's one of our favorite Duff Beer commercials from the early 1950s.”
  - Cartoon Doctor: “Only Duff fills your q-zone (POINTS) with pure beer goodness.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Barney, give me your keys. You're too drunk to drive.”

## S4 E17 — Last Exit to Springfield
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0417.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “(EVILLY) Goodbye, Springfield. From hell's heart I stab at thee!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Ya know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Oooo, look at him strutting around like he's cock of the walk. Well, let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing. Why you and I can run this plant ourselves.”
  - Receiver: “Whoa! What the hell?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Senator Mendoza: “My friends. Tonight, we unveil my most diabolical creation.... "Swank." (PICKING UP VIAL) Ten times more addictive than marijuana.”
  - Carl Carlson: “All right, all right, but seriously, we have to vote on Burns' new contract. It's basically the same deal, except we get a free keg of beer for our meetings.”
  - Lenny Leonard: “(RAISING BEER GLASS) So long dental plan!”

## S4 E18 — So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0418.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Pagan Simpsons: “(CHANTING) Blood for Baal! Blood for Baal!”
  - Todd Flanders: “It's ram's blood for your Godless ceremony!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Ah, beer. My one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(TO SELF) Beer! Beer is the cheese. But how to use it...”

## S4 E19 — The Front
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0419.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “All right, let's see. First name... first name... well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Grampa, how'd you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?”
  - Bobby Mindich: “This is Howard Cosmell. Homer Simpson is a boob. What do you think, J.J.? (IMITATING JIMMIE WALKER) Dynomite!”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “Did you call the girl from the escort service?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “All right, brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.”

## S4 E20 — Whacking Day
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0420.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Barry White: “I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Oh baby.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Jimbo Jones: “Science geeks not getting beat up... kids using their lunch money for food...”
  - Bart Simpson: “It was started in 1924 as an excuse to beat up the Irish.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “No. But sir, he's a drunk.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Mmmm, beer... What?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that?”
  - Marge Simpson: “Hello, Barney. Are you playing the town drunk?”

## S4 E21 — Marge in Chains
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0421.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge, I'm gonna miss you so much. And it's not just the sex... it's also the food preparation... your skill with stains of all kinds. But mostly, I'll miss how lucky you make me feel each and every morning.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “White Blood Cell #1: (TEENAGE VOICE) Sarge, we keep getting orders to let the virus win!”
  - “White Blood Cell #2: Must be a school day. Lay down your arms.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “(SHUTS OFF MUSIC) No offense, but we're putting that bitch on ice.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Judge Snyder: “This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin!”
  - Bart Simpson: “Don't worry, Mom. I'll bust ya outta there just as soon as I get a cocktail dress and a crowbar.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Gotta get a juicer. Gonna drink juice, lose weight. Won't get chest pain from answering the phone anymore.”

## S4 E22 — Krusty Gets Kancelled
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0422.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Barry White: “Everybody up here to my square! It's safe and it's sexy. Oh baby.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “Dancing around in their underwear. That is so degrading.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “Is this the callback for that porno film? Look, I was a little nervous that day. But I'm all man, I can assure you...”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “I admit I have used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemy. But as Gabbo would say, "I'm a bad widdle boy."”
  - Krusty the Clown: “Oh, you got it. (HITTING NOISE) Ow. (HITTING NOISE) Ow. (REALIZING) Ew, blood.”

## S5 E1 — Homer's Barbershop Quartet
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0501.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Nigel Bakerbutcher: “(SOURLY) Oh yes, Bouffant Betty. Well I would prefer we kept your marriage a secret. You see, a lot of women are going to want to have sex with you, and we want them to think they can.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Wow an original Malibu Stacey from 1958. (NOTICING BREASTS) Oooh.”
  - Human Fly: “(WIMPY VOICE) Hello... Human Fly here... C'mon. I stayed up all night dying my underwear.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Teenage Bellboy: “Here's the champagne you ordered, Mr. Simpson.”
  - Barney Gumble: “I'd like a beer Moe.”

## S5 E2 — Cape Feare
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0502.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Edna Krabappel-Flanders: “(SCARY) You're going to be my murder victim, Bart...”
  - Bart Simpson: “Dad, I'm kinda edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not coming in my room screaming and brandishing a butcher knife.”
- Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty fat fat fat", and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but nobody's trying to kill you.”
  - Schoolyard Girls: “(LAUGH, THEN SING-SONG) Fatty fat fat fat! Fatty fatty fat fat!”

## S5 E3 — Homer Goes to College
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0503.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Corey: “Your bra-bomb better work, Nerdlinger.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Smithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage.”
  - Skinny Student: “Attention everyone! The punch has been spiked!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Aah, the college road trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?”

## S5 E4 — Rosebud
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0504.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Waylon Smithers: “Look at all the wonderful things you have, Mr. Burns. King Arthur's Excalibur. The only existing nude photo of Mark Twain, and that rare first draft of the constitution with the word "suckers" in it.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(TO HIMSELF) Oooh, tough crowd. Better bring out the big guns. Here's an impression of Mr. Burns that you might find... a little cheeky.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STRANGLED GASP)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “What's that you say? You can live without television as long as you have beer?”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “All beer trucks heading towards Springfield have been diverted.”

## S5 E5 — Treehouse of Horror IV
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0505.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Skeleton Judge: “(BANGS GAVEL) Hear ye, hear ye! The Court of Infernal Affairs is now in session.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “(GRIM) Another local peasant has been found dead, drained of his blood, with two teeth marks on his throat. This black cape was found on the scene: police are baffled.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “(SLURPING NOISES) Precious blood.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Huh, ooooh, punch!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingee... where our beds and TV... is.”

## S5 E6 — Marge on the Lam
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0506.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - RUTH: “Okay. I should get home to my daughter before that naked talk show comes on.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - RUTH: “Oh relax, Marge. I'd never turn a gun on a human being. My husband, on the other hand...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “Hey, Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?”
  - RUTH: “If you ever met my ex-husband, you'd understand. All he ever did was eat, sleep and drink beer.”
  - Otto Mann: “(SHATTERING REALIZATION) Oh, wow... I've wasted my life.”

## S5 E7 — Bart's Inner Child
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0507.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “Good afternoon, and welcome to the "Do What You Feel Festival." By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her. I'm telling you this because I'm comfortable with my womanizing.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “My God, they're naked!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(SLAPPING HIS OWN CHEEK) Mamma mia!”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “And this reporter thinks it's about fucking (BLEEP THE WORD) time.”
  - Seymour Skinner: “Damn! They're very slowly getting away.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - TROY: “A few weeks ago I was a washed up actor with a drinking problem. Then Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and a can of fortified wine.”

## S5 E8 — Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0508.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(ANGRY) Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip.”
  - Ned Flanders: “(TAKES KNIFE FROM BART) Oop, sorry, Bart, that's a Neddy no-no. You're not allowed to handle a pocketknife 'til you read this booklet on knife safety and pass a test.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Aw, who needs a cruddy knife anyway?”
  - Bart Simpson: “A rescue plane! Get the flare gun!”
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “(PUNCH) Ow. (PUNCH) Ow. (PUNCH) Ow. (PUNCH) Ow. (PUNCH) Ow.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “When I say put your beer on a coaster, I mean it.”
  - Lou: “Nothing, Captain. Somebody took all the beer and coldcuts.”

## S5 E9 — The Last Temptation of Homer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0509.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh yeah. Like you don't know. (WHINY) We're gonna have sex.”
  - Announcer: “The Burmese Melon Fly has over a thousand sex partners, and suffers virtually no guilt.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Cherub Carl: “Ain't you ever seen a naked chick ridin' a clam before?”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “Tonight Eye on Springfield takes a look at the secret affairs of Kennedy, Eisenhower, Bush, and Clinton. Did fooling around on their wives make them great? We'll find out next when we play "Hail to the Cheat."”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(MOANS) Okay, so we have one thing in common. (SLYLY) But you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching TV.”

## S5 E10 — $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0510.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Idiots. I'll design it myself. I know what people like. It's got to have sex appeal, and a catchy name.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “The economic slump began last spring when the government closed Fort Springfield, devastating the city's liquor and prostitution industries.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SCREAM) Boogeyman?! You nail the windows shut! I'll get the gun!”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “By building a casino, I could tighten my stranglehold on this dismal town!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Barney Gumble: “Wow, free beer.”

## S5 E11 — Homer the Vigilante
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0511.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(READING) "Frightfully sorry, but there is no hidden treasure. I have already used this time to escape from your jail. Fondest wishes." Oh, I can't make out this signature.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind? This reporter isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman, but he very well could be.”
  - Marge Simpson: “I don't think the guns are a good idea, Homer.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Jimbo Jones: “Hey, you're that drunken posse. Wow, can I join you?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Sim --(SPOTTING SOMETHING) Oh my God! Underage kids drinking beer without a permit!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Asleep at the switch! I wasn't asleep! I was drunk!”

## S5 E12 — Bart Gets Famous
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0512.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Snake Jailbird: “Don't move, dude. This is totally a gun.”
  - Bart Simpson: “...And then the hand started crawling around and tried to strangle everybody?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Martin Prince: “(SINGING TOGETHER) FIFTY-SIX BOXES OF BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL / FIFTY-SIX BOXES OF BOTTLES OF BEER / YOU TAKE ONE DOWN AND PASS IT A-ROUND/ FIFTY-FIVE BOXES OF BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!”

## S5 E13 — Homer and Apu
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0513.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Manager: “Now turn in your pricing gun.”
  - James Woods: “(STRUGGLING WITH KNIFE) ...no good motha... (BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP) cheese. Not you... just talkin' to my oven.”

## S5 E14 — Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0514.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “Oh, and the President was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow night... or you can turn to another channel.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Stacy Lovell: “Not now, I'm too drunk.”

## S5 E15 — Deep Space Homer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0515.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Peg: “Al, let's have sex.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Guard #1: (CHECKING OFF) Clean, clean, pistol, uzi, two kids posing as an adult...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Dr. Babcock: “Oh, and Mr. Gumbel - for the duration of the training, there'll be no more beer.”
  - Barney Gumble: “What? Three whole weeks with only wine? I'll go crazy?”
  - Dr. Babcock: “I don't understand it. That was non-alcoholic champagne.”

## S5 E16 — Homer Loves Flanders
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0516.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Stan: “Know me? Ned Flanders saved me. I used to party all night and sleep with lingerie models, until Ned and his Bible group showed me that I could have more.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Can't talk... see Flanders... later sex.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “There. I hope the children enjoy my special fruit punch.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “We got the recipe from the Fruit Punch Advisory Board.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “(WAVING AND POINTING) High as a kite, everybody! Goofballs”

## S5 E17 — Bart Gets an Elephant
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0517.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Help! Help us! They stole our uniforms, guns and tasers!”
  - Marge Simpson: “Homer, it looks like it could gore.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Heh, heh, it does look like Al Gore.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I'd love to honey, but Daddy has to go to a beer drinking contest today.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose. It's how drunk you get.”

## S5 E18 — Burns' Heir
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0518.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “(PENSIVE) Smithers, do you realize, if I had died there would be no one to carry on my legacy? Due to my hectic schedule and lethargic sperm, I never fathered an heir.”

## S5 E19 — Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0519.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back ... Which was very strange, because it was during a Bob Hope show. I was trying to get Joey Heatherton to put on some pants for God's sake.”
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “Whoogh! 'Tis more dizzying than the belfry at St. Corgegluynwaagen's! (COOR-GUH-GLOON-WAH-GUNS)”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Leopold: “(STERN/MEAN) All right, you little punks, prick up your freaking ears, because I'm only gonna be saying this once. From now on, things are gonna be very, very different around here...”
  - Flanders's Beatnik Dad: “(DICK SHAWN VOICE) Oh maaan! Ned spilled ink all over my poems! He's a real flat tire, I mean a cube, man! He's putting us on the train to Squaresville, Mona!”
  - Gary Chalmers: “It's just a damn popularity contest with you kids.”
  - Luigi: “Ay, Salvatore, give-a the ugly kid a plate-a the red crap!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “Bum-ba-bum-bum! Ba-ba-ba-bum! (SEES BART) Now a little more allegro than last time. Bart! Welcome! Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free Dr. Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup?”

## S5 E20 — The Boy Who Knew Too Much
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0520.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Freddy: “People, the punch has been spiked.”
  - Kent Brockman: “"Beat Up Waiter." (MAKES A DISGUSTED FACE) This reporter suggested "Waiter Gate" but was shouted down at the press club.”

## S5 E21 — Lady Bouvier's Lover
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0521.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “(SPUTTERS IMPOTENTLY) Don't sneak up on a...”
  - Waylon Smithers: “(A BIT SNIDE) I don't know, Sir. You had sex with that old woman?”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “My credit card? (LOOKING) Ah, do you accept the Federal Breast Inspector's card?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “This gun is filled with ketchup. This one with mustard. Now give me three hundred fifty bucks or you're gonna be a mess for your date.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “(IMPATIENT) We've heard enough about Blizblaz and Himham already! Get to the bloody point!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Now, my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise...”

## S5 E22 — Secrets of a Successful Marriage
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0522.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to drive?”
  - Marge Simpson: “(OUTRAGED) That's because you were drunk!”

## S6 E1 — Bart of Darkness
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0601.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “(THROUGH MEGAPHONE) Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Aw, come on. Continue. Come on, aw. All right, Lou, open fire.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “(SIGH) I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer! I'm a murderer!”
  - Bart Simpson: “Listen, Ned Flanders murdered his wife.”
  - Police Dept. Machine: “If you are being murdered or are calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line.”
  - Bart Simpson: “I came to stop you from murdering Lisa like you murdered your wife.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(TO NED) But I saw the murder, and then I saw you bury the corpse in the backyard.”
  - Ned Flanders: “(BREAKING DOWN) All right. It's true. I am a murderer. I over-watered Maude's favorite ficus plant, I panicked, and then I buried the remains. (OFF MAUDE'S LOOK, MEEKLY) I was hoping to replace it before you got home.”
  - Ned Flanders: “(WOMAN'S BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM)”

## S6 E2 — Lisa's Rival
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0602.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Lisa, stop blowing my sex! I mean, stop blowing your sax. Your sax. Stop it.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Allison: “See, this is the bedroom where the old man was murdered.”

## S6 E3 — Another Simpsons Clip Show
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0603.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh yeah. Like you don't know. (WHINY) We're gonna have sex.”
  - Grampa Simpson: “(SPUTTERS IMPOTENTLY) Don't sneak up on a...”
  - Moe Szyslak: “/ Uh, Jacques Strap! / Is I Pee Freely here? / Hey, is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Uh, Homer Sexual / My Crotch / A Amanda Huggenkiss?”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Cherub Carl: “Ain't you ever seen a naked chick ridin' a clam before?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “It's nine thirty p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddy pool.”

## S6 E4 — Itchy & Scratchy Land
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0604.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - French Ticket Taker: “Hello! Itchy and Scratchy land open for business. Who are you to resist it, huh? C'mon! My last paycheck bounced. My children need wine! (FRENCH RANTING)”

## S6 E5 — Sideshow Bob Roberts
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0605.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Old Jewish Man: “Sexy dames, and plenty of 'em!”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “When he got out, he married Aunt Selma and tried to murder her.”
  - Sideshow Bob: “Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. (DERISIVE SNORT) "Attempted" murder. Now, honestly, what is that? (SARCASTIC) Do they give a Nobel Prize for "Attempted" Chemistry? Do they”
  - Birch Barlow: “(INCREASING INTENSITY) You try to open the door -- but there's too much blood on the knob”
  - Birch Barlow: “Now why are we doomed to this Quimby quagmire, you ask, o reasonable listener? Because this town is under the stranglehold of a few tie-dyed tree huggers who would rather play hackey-sack than lock up the homeless.”

## S6 E6 — Treehouse of Horror V
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0606.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Waylon Smithers: “Sir, did you ever stop to think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(MOUTH FULL) Can't murder now. Eating.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson. My husband is on a murderous rampage. (BEAT) Over.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Hmm, that's odd. Usually the blood gets off at the second floor.”
  - All: “MANY DANCING PEOPLE/ COVERED WITH BLOODY GLOP.../”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Lunchlady Doris: “Don't bitch to me, boss man. Thanks to the latest budget cuts, I'm down to using grade F meat.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Hey, what the hell is that geek Flanders doing on TV?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(HOOKS IN MOUTH) What the hell are you smiling at?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter's work out of those low-lifes.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(PLEASANTLY) Hm, cable's out... Think I'll have a beer.”

## S6 E7 — Bart's Girlfriend
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0607.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Remember Bart, I mean, "Dances in Underwear," we take the white man alive.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “I smelled some marijuana smoke in Vietnam.”

## S6 E8 — Lisa on Ice
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0608.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “But first, let's check the death count from the killer storm bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow.”
  - Hans Moleman: “We paid for blood!”
  - Kearney Zzyzwicz: “Hey, Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: Beat up Martin.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(IMPRESSED) Wow, eye of the tiger, mouth of a teamster. (TO BART) To think of all the time I wasted on you... uh, well, not wasted... (VERY SWEETLY) I love you.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Beer. Oh, Marge, I love you!”

## S6 E9 — Homer Badman
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0609.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - Ashley: “(POINTING IN WINDOW) There he is! There's the man that sexually harassed me!”
  - Homer Simpson: “That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.”
  - ROCK BOTTOM ANNOUNCER: “Tonight on "Rock Bottom:" we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers.”
  - TV Announcer: “Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!”
  - Young Babysitter: “No, Mr. Simpson. That's sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole country'll hear.”

## S6 E10 — Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0610.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SAD) Marge, there's just too much pressure... what with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad... but I promise you, the second all those things go away, we'll have sex.”
  - Grampa Simpson: “What? (TOO LOUD) "Sex?" What's so unappealing about hearin' yer elderly father talk about sex? I had sex.”
  - Marge Simpson: “(SEXY PURR) I hope you kept the Homie fires burning...”
  - Grampa Simpson: “Unsatisfying sex life?”
  - Grampa Simpson: “(YELLING OUTSIDE) Here ya go, ya ingrate! Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Mom! Dad! Look, this biography of Peter Uebberoth is only ninety-nine cents! And I found the new Al Gore book!”
  - “Vice President Gore: I will!”
  - Grampa Simpson: “(FAST) And just feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial from my own flesh and blood, the son who puts the fun in "Simpson & Son" -- my son, Barney!”

## S6 E11 — Fear of Flying
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0611.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “And I'm gonna get drunker than I've been in my entire life!”
  - Norm: “(SLURRING) Woody, gimme a beer.”
  - Norm: “Just give me another beer, you brain dead hick.”

## S6 E12 — Homer the Great
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0612.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Number One: “And the official Stonecutter underwear too.”
  - Number One: “And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked, dragging behind you the stone of shame.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Lenny Leonard: “Forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Number One: “Now let's all get drunk and play Ping-Pong!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(CONSULTS APPOINTMENT BOOK) Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings, beer night.”
  - Homer Simpson: “So instead of just shooting pool and drinking beer, let us Stonecutters use what we have to help the less fortunate.”

## S6 E13 — And Maggie Makes Three
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0613.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “Sperm #1: (ANNOYED GRUNT)”
  - “Sperm #2: (ANNOYED GRUNT)”

## S6 E14 — Bart's Comet
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0614.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S6 E15 — Homie the Clown
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0615.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Plastic Surgeon: “Nonsense Krusty, you look at least ten years younger. Plus I did your breasts.”
  - Krusty the Clown: “Does anyone hear me complaining about the breasts? Ah, what's the use in hiding? I gotta go back to Springfield and face the music. Can you loan me bus fare?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Don Vitorio: “I cannot do it. To murder a funnyman of such genius would be a crime. (THINKS) Tell you what, Krusty. Do for me my favorite trick where you ride the little bike through the loop, and I will let you live.”
  - Krusty the Clown: “(SINCERELY) Look, what can I tell ya? You can't get blood from a turnip. You wanna kill me? Go ahead and kill me.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Uh... no. I'm going a different way than you, Dick.”
  - Krusty the Clown: “You will now go back to your hometowns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(GRUMBLING) Being a clown sucks.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “I think I'll have some wine.”

## S6 E16 — Bart vs. Australia
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0616.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Gus: “(AUSTRALIAN) That's a bloody outrage, it is! I'm gonna take this all the way to the Prime Minister!”
  - Australian: “You call that a knife. This is a knife.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(CONFUSED) That's not a knife. That's a spoon.”
  - Shopkeeper: “(AUSTRALIAN) These bloody things're everywhere! They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bonwizzit, and all over the malongagoolachuck...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(TO BARTENDER) Hey, gimme one of those famous giant beers I've heard so much about.”
  - “Bartender: Beer?”

## S6 E17 — Homer vs. Patty and Selma
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0617.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them - as is my understanding...”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, no wonder I didn't hear about Bart being elected world's greatest sex machine.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Lender: “(HE PUNCHES IN SOME DATA) It says here that you've been pre-declined for every major credit card.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “Homer, quit wallowing in self-pity. Pull yourself together and come get drunk with us.”

## S6 E18 — A Star Is Burns
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0618.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - McBain: “Now, my Woody Allen impression: I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SADLY) That's it, Marge, he knows the whole hot dog song. Go ahead, sleep with him. I'll just take a lock of your hair to remember you by.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I have every right to be on that jury even though I got there because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Jay: “Next, we have Moe the bartender in "MO' BETTER BOOZE."”
  - Homer Simpson: “Wow. I'll never drink another beer.”
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “Congratulations, Barney. And enjoy your grand prize: a lifetime supply of Duff Beer.”

## S6 E19 — Lisa's Wedding
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0619.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “You know, Fox turned into a hard-core sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Bart Simpson: “We had one in his honor. (OFF HER LOOK) I had one in his honor. (THEN) I went to a strip club.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Waylon Smithers: “Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(IN ECSTASY) Oh yeah! (LAUGHS)”
  - Homer Simpson: “Will that girl ever shut up? Okay, Marge. I'll plan everything. We can have the reception at Moe's. Wait, why not have the whole wedding there? We'll do it on a Monday morning -- there'll be fewer drunks.”

## S6 E20 — Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0620.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SWEETLY) Aw, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses casual sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Cable Announcer: “Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “/ GRIZZLY BEAR UNDERWEAR / TURTLES NECKS, I'VE GOT MY SHARE / BERET OF POODLE ON MY NOODLE, / IT SHALL REST...”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Give me that! Now if you'll excuse us, children, the pups have a date with a fashion knife.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(MOANS) Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in!”
  - Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: “See you in hell! (EXITS; THEN STICKS HIS HEAD BACK IN THE DOOR) From heaven. (EXITS SLAMMING DOOR)”

## S6 E21 — The PTA Disbands
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0621.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “It's hard to see what's going on. I can only make out the fat soldiers.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Edna Krabappel-Flanders: “It's all right, children. Just ignore the murderer.”
  - “Soldier #4: Use your phony guns as clubs!”

## S6 E22 — 'Round Springfield
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0622.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “His sexual harassment suit.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Steve Allen: “From the author of "Happiness is a Naked Steve Allen," "Journey to the Center of Steve Allen," and "The Joy of Cooking Steve Allen".”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: “Well Lisa, we've waited an hour. (CLEARS HIS THROAT) Dearly beloved... we are gathered here today to bid farewell to Blood-n-Guts Murphy.”
  - Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: “(REPULSED NOISE) Anyway, Bloody Gums Murphy was quite the sousaphone player.”

## S6 E23 — The Springfield Connection
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0623.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge, you being a cop makes you the man, which makes me the woman. And I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Psychotic Guy: “Forget about the badge!! When do we get the freakin' guns?!”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.”
  - Lenny Leonard: “C'mon, put that away. Those radar guns give you cancer.”
  - Jimbo Jones: “This padding's so easy on the knuckles. I could punch all day.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “And that's the drunk tank, and this is mommy's desk.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I'll just be a second, Marge. I'm going to get some beer for those kids over there.”
  - Barney Gumble: “Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case and the other case, there's only one case left.”

## S6 E24 — Lemon of Troy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0624.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Now, Marge, you can't blame all of Bart's problems on your one little speech. If anything turned him bad, it's that time you let him wear a bathing suit instead of underwear. And let's not forget your little speech...”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Backpack Kid: “What is it boy? Is there something behind that wall we should beat up?”

## S6 E25 — Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0625.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Ah. Soon that mighty apparatus will burst forth with its precious fluid. Almost sexual, isn't it, Smithers?”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “Hey, hey! (CHUCKLES) I've been in Reno for six weeks. Did I miss anything? (OFF THEIR MURDEROUS LOOKS:) What the.. (KRUSTY GROAN)”
  - Marge Simpson: “(SCREAM) Bart! Put that down! Guns are very dangerous, and I won't have them in this house.”
  - Grampa Simpson: “How can ya have a house without a gun? What if a bear came through the door?”
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “Also, it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns. (BEAT) Therefore, I will step aside and open up the floor.”
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “Listen, someone's got to get that Mr. Burns. Uh, where's a gun-toting low-life when you need one?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Barney Gumble: “These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure, I'm all dizzy and nauseous, but where's the inflated sense of self-esteem?”
  - Larry: “(DRUNK SOUND, COLLAPSES, BODY FALL)”

## S7 E1 — Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0701.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 8 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Kids! Kids! Kids! As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.”
  - Kent Brockman: “Oh, do your research, Shutton! (TO SMITHERS) Ah, Kent Brockman, Channel Six News. How does it feel to be accused of the attempted murder of your boss and mentor?”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Well, I don't think anyone in this family is capable of attempted murder.”
  - Smithers's Brain: “(GASPS) My gun! (SNIFFS IT) And it's been recently fired! Wait, I remember leaving the town meeting...”
  - Kent Brockman: “And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselves: "Who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?"”
  - Eddie: “(BRANDISHING HIS GUN) This is your last warning about that.”
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “It's impossible for me to fire a pistol. If you'll check me medical records, you'll see I have a cripplin' arthritis in me index fingers! Look at 'em!”
  - Technician: “Scan's finished. Now it's gonna narrow it down to the family bloodline.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Waylon Smithers: “Wait, that was all a dream. (BRIGHTENING) Hey, then maybe I haven't become a hideous, drunken wreck! (LOOKS AROUND)”
  - Waylon Smithers: “Could I have shot Mr. Burns in a drunken rage? No. No, not me. I know in my heart I...”
  - Waylon Smithers: “(STRUGGLING SOUNDS) (DRUNK) Out of my way. I'm in a hurry.”

## S7 E2 — Radioactive Man
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0702.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(MISERABLE) I just missed out on the greatest opportunity of my entire life. George Burns was right (TOSSES DOLL) -- show business is a hideous bitch goddess.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Yeah. And who the hell are you talkin' to? Marge, do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?”
  - Director: “(FURIOUS) Where in the Hell is Milhouse?! (QUIETLY) That one shot cost us a million dollars.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Lionel Hutz: “Outta the way, boy. Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer, and drug dealer. (OFF MILHOUSE'S LOOK) Uh, keeper awayer.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Cheer up, Bart. Milhouse is still gonna need a true friend. Someone to tell him he's great, someone to rub lotion on him, someone to hurl whiskey bottles at when he's feeling low.”

## S7 E3 — Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0703.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(FONDLY) Remember how Mom used to microwave our underwear on cold days?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “See ya in hell, ye wingless blood-suckers! (DISGUSTED GRUNT)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STARTS TO STRANGLE HIM) Why you cotton pickin'”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(ENRAGED GROWL) Son of a bitch... (MORE GROWLS)”
  - Marge Simpson: “(HORRIFIED MURMUR) Squalid hell hole... toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion... Dogs mating on dining room table?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, Marge, don't blame yourself. I'm the terrible parent. The boy bugs the hell outta me, I can't help Lisa with her homework. The only thing I'm fit to take care of is a houseplant.”
  - Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: “Damn Flanders.”

## S7 E4 — Bart Sells His Soul
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0704.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(ASIDE) Hey, Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(NONCHALANT) ...where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers...”
  - Kids: “(SIMULTANEOUS WITH BART)... where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers...”
  - Ralph Wiggum: “(SCARED)... where fiery demons will punch me in the back...”
  - Kids: “(SIMULTANEOUS WITH RALPH)... where fiery demons will punch me in the back...”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Comic Book Guy: “Excuse me. No banging your head on the display case, please. It contains a very rare "Mary Worth" in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(GROANS) I wasted five bucks on these.”

## S7 E5 — Lisa the Vegetarian
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0705.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “Oh, gosh, Homer, this is strictly a Flanders affair. I've got family here from around the globe! Here's José Flanders...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Wow, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Wow, a secret staircase? But what do you do if somebody wants a non-alcoholic beer?”

## S7 E6 — Treehouse of Horror VI
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0706.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(GRUNTS) Kids, it's time we told you the true story and put your fears to rest. It's a story of murder and revenge from beyond the grave.”
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “(RASPY) Ye'll pay for this with yer children's blood!”
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “Stop! I left my gun on the seat!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - College Students: “Beer me, dude! / Party on, Tex! / Yeah, let's party, baby! (AD LIB, ETC.)”

## S7 E7 — King-Size Homer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0707.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(PLAYFUL) Hey, Miss Doesn't-Find-Me-Attractive Sexually-Anymore. I just tripled my productivity. (SEXY WINK)”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(GIGGLES) I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. (MOCKING) Gas-brake-honk. Gas-brake-honk. Honk-honk-punch. Gas-gas-gas.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Here's your lemonade and here's your beer.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Could you pick me up a lemonade and a beer”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Moviegoer: “Hey, Fatty! I got a movie for ya -- "A Fridge Too Far."”

## S7 E8 — Mother Simpson
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0708.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “It was either that or tell him his mother was a wanted criminal! You were a rotten wife and I'll never, ever forgive you. (BEAT) Can we have sex? Please?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Smithers, who was that corpse?”

## S7 E9 — Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0709.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Sideshow Bob: “There, that's the last condom wrapper.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Tight, binding underwear?”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Colonel: “(PEEVED) Bob is not here! We have searched every square inch of this base, and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!”
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “And he tried to murder me.”
  - Colonel: “Sweet Enola Gay! Son, I'm gonna come in there and corpse you up!”
  - Colonel: “(HITTING DOOR) Corpse you up and mail you to Momma!!”
  - Bart Simpson: “(TO AIRMAN) Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Cool! I want to be around when those guns start going off!”
  - Chief Wiggum: “(WORRIED) Oh, great. Well... if anyone asks, uh, I beat him to death, okay?”

## S7 E10 — The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0710.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “If you watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me (HOLDS UP BOOK) in a variety of sexually explicit positions.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Troy McClure: “"The Simpsons" began as the brainchild of cartoonist Matt Groening,...the already-famous creator of such comics as "Damnation," "Johnny Reb," and "True Murder Stories".”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(RE: CEILING) ..."No TV and No Beer Make Homer..." something, something.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Or so I thought. At the last moment, Smithers, drunk as a lemur, lurched out of the darkness and fired.”
  - Troy McClure: “Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts.”

## S7 E11 — Marge Be Not Proud
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0711.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - SPOILED LITTLE BOY: “No, Mom, you idiot. I have BloodStorm and BoneSquad and BloodStorm II, stupid.”
  - Nelson Muntz: “Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(MAKES A SERIES OF SOUND EFFECTS THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE ANYTHING) (CHUCKLES) Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!”

## S7 E12 — Team Homer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0712.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “No, I will not pay you five hundred dollars for sex!!”
  - Marge Simpson: “It's sick! And I don't have that kind of money to spend on sex! Maybe you could get someone with money to sponsor your team. Like Mr. Burns.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(SLAMS FIST DOWN) Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Al: “Those beers are five dollars apiece.”

## S7 E13 — Two Bad Neighbors
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0713.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge, that's the Rhinestone Nights Fashion Gun. I need it to rhinestone-up my old clothing.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I'm going to punch George Bush in the face!”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - “Sportscaster #1: That's right, Dick. Y'know, this year everyone's abuzz about one thing: The absence of Mark Rodkin. (BEAT) Oh, wait, there he is.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Gerald Ford: “Well, why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos. And then some beer.”

## S7 E14 — Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0714.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Didn't everybody have a wonderful time? I thought it was so opulent -- like the Playboy Mansion, but non-sexual.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “We ran with different crowds. You had your debutante balls and skinny-dipping, and I had my home shoe repair course. (SELF-CONSCIOUS CHUCKLE)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “Dorothy Parker-ish Socialite: (SIPS FROM A COCKTAIL) That's the trouble with first impressions. You only get to make one.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(HOPEFUL) They have beer and gum, right?”
  - “Dorothy Parker-ish Socialite: I hope she didn't take my attempt to destroy her too seriously. (SWIGS A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE)”

## S7 E15 — Bart the Fink
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0715.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “And Krusty's superfluous third nipple!”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Auctioneer: “Lot 67: 32 cartons of pornography.”
  - Jasper Beardly: “All I brought is a dime. I didn't know there'd be pornography.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Sideshow Mel: “But in the midst of our sorrow, we can take comfort in the fact that your elevated blood alcohol level probably helped you burn up quicker.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Well, if it'll make you feel any better, Krusty, you can punch me in the face.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “Respect?! (SPITS RUDELY) What good is respect without the moolah to back it up? (SADLY) Everywhere I go I see teachers in Ferraris, research scientists drinking champagne.”

## S7 E16 — Lisa the Iconoclast
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0716.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “I hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for corn, and then the Indians shot them and took the corn.”
  - Jebediah Springfield: “Until 1796, I was Hans Sprüngfeld, murderous pirate.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “I hope you know you're sponsoring a celebration for a murderous pirate!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(INTERRUPTING, RINGING HIS BELL) DIG HIM UP! Dig up that corpse!! If you really love Jebediah Springfield, you'll haul his bones out of the ground to prove my daughter wrong!”
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Jebediah Springfield was nothing more than an evil, blood-thirsty pirate who hated this town!”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(UNDER HIS BREATH) "Evil blood-thirsty pirate"... Hello, Town Jubilation Committee? I got something that's going to make you a lot less jubilant.”

## S7 E17 — Homer the Smithers
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0717.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Waylon Smithers: “I'll teach you how to use a phone, you boob!”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Waylon Smithers: “Uh-huh... Okay, I'll give him the message. (HANGS UP, TURNS TO HOMER) Mr. Burns can't stand talking to his mother. He never forgave her for having that affair with President Taft.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “You should've seen the murderous glint in his eye, Smithers. And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeld bread.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “You know, Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm.”
  - Marge Simpson: “You know, Homer, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I punched Mr. Burns right in his 104 year-old face.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Smithers, this beer isn't working. I don't feel any younger or "funkier."”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Uh, yeah, I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery. Your job is to distract Barney until it's safely off the truck.”

## S7 E18 — The Day the Violence Died
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0718.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Comic Book Guy: “This is a bootleg copy of "Itchy and Scratchy Meet Fritz The Cat." Because of its frank depiction of sex and narcotic consumption, it is not for infantile intellects such as yours.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(WHINY MOAN) Oh, why can't they just take the gun?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Bye, kids. On your way back, pick up a six pack of beer.”

## S7 E19 — A Fish Called Selma
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0719.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - TROY: “(DRUNK BUT SMOOTH) C'mere, Homer.”
  - Hotel: INT. HOTEL - COCKTAIL LOUNGE - same night
  - Selma Bouvier: “(HELPFUL) Would you like some wine?”

## S7 E20 — Bart on the Road
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0720.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, and then I will murder him.”
  - Martin Prince: “(CHECKS POCKETS) Er, no we don't. I must've spent our last ten dollars on this Al Gore doll.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(JOVIAL) Are you kidding? I take it as a compliment! (CHUCKLE) Three beers, please!”

## S7 E21 — Short Films About Springfield
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0721.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Mom, Dad threw his beer can at the Miracle Gro guy on TV. Can I recycle it?”
  - Dr. Nick Riviera: “Holy smokes! You need booze!”
  - Bumblebee Man: “(SADLY) Donde esta mi tequila?”

## S7 E22 — Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0722.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Nurse: “(BUILDING) Our residents... (FIRES SHOTGUN) are trying... (FIRES SHOTGUN) to nap!”
  - Grampa Simpson: “(WIDE-EYED) ...and then a knife flew at my head! (TO HOMER) And you were there... (TO MARGE) And you were there...”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “What're you cackling at, Fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!”

## S7 E23 — Much Apu About Nothing
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0723.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “200,000 precisely-ordered punch cards comprising the world's very first tic-tac-toe program. Only the top human players could beat it.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(REASSURING) Let's all calm down. Everyone's going to be just fine, as long as I've got enough beer.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SCREAMS, THEN DETERMINED) All right, that does it. If I'm gonna be trapped inside the house I gotta go out and buy some beer.”

## S7 E24 — Homerpalooza
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0724.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Veterinarian: “(AGHAST) My God. Those cannonballs have practically demolished your stomach. From now on, no cannonballs, no spicy foods, and when you lie in a hammock, please -- rest your beer on your head or your genitals.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - Suicide Notes
  - Suicide Notes: Ext. "SUICIDE NOTES" RECORD STORE

## S7 E25 — Summer of 4 Ft. 2
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0725.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “let me have one of those porno magazines...”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Miss Hoover: “(DRAMATICALLY) And so as Abraham Lincoln sat in Ford's Theater that night, John Wilkes Booth entered, drew his gun and...”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.”
  - Apu II: “Any red-blooded, flag-fearing American would love (DRAMATIC) the M-320. Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.”
  - Carnival: EXT. CARNIVAL - SQUIRT-GUN ARCADE GAME - CONTINUOUS
  - Homer Simpson: “(STRANGLED CRY OF OUTRAGE) Sweet merciful crap! My car!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(BEAT, THEN GASP) The beer!”

## S8 E1 — Treehouse of Horror VII
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0801.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “(WHISPERS) No. She's sleeping with”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SCARED) Oh no. Aliens... bio-duplication... nude conspiracies... Oh my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right!”
  - Clinton: “Oh, no, am I still here? I don't wanna serve out my term naked in a tube.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Prof. Mini-Frink: “(CATCHING SELF) But... Oh, but not at you o holiest of gods with the wrathfulness, and the vengeance, and the blood-rain, and the hey, hey, hey, it hurts me.”
  - KODOS-CLINTON: “I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Ow! (ANNOYED, TO HOMER) I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Fat Man: “Why am I so fat?”

## S8 E2 — You Only Move Twice
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0802.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “I've been so bored since we moved here, I've found myself drinking a glass of wine every day. I know doctors say you should drink a glass and a half, but I just can't drink that much.”

## S8 E3 — The Homer They Fall
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0803.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Celebrities at ringside tonight: star of the "McBain" action films and featured player in the Hollywood prostitution scandal, Rainier Wolfcastle; TV anchorman and Springfield institution, Mr. Kent Brockman.”
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - Dolph's Dad: “This is for the crummy life I've had to live! (THROWS ANOTHER PUNCH)”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Fun's over, fellas. If you're gonna beat up my friend in my bar, there's a two-drink minimum.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(EXCITED) There ya go! That's the spirit! Homer, I seen prizefighters couldn't take a punch half as good as you! (GETTING A BIG IDEA) Y'know, boxing might be right up your alley!”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Okay, punching isn't your thing. But that's okay... you're not that kind of fighter. What you're gonna do is stand there while your opponent gets exhausted from overpunching.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Way to go, Dad! Take those punches!”
  - Carl Carlson: “Yeah, he never stops punching... 'cept to check on his bindle.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - LUCIUS: “Well, the fans are weary of fights that are over before they have an opportunity to even get drunk. I just need a body who can sustain verticality for three rounds.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Lenny Leonard: “Man, that tramp's got the energy of a hobo!”

## S8 E4 — Burns, Baby Burns
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0804.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “He sexually harassed me.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Nonsense, Larry, your blood is bluer than any of theirs! Just give them a snootful of the old Burns charm!”
  - Kent Brockman: “A bloody end for Homer Simpson...is just one of several possible outcomes, according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “(SIGH) This may take a while, Smithers. Why don't you get drunk and stumble around comically for my amusement?”
  - Waylon Smithers: “Well, he is a bit rough around the edges, sir. One might blame his truly heroic intake of cocktails.”
  - Larry: “(BUILDING) I gotta clean up my act: no more jokin' around all the time, no more slackin' off at work, and most important, no more booze. I know I can do it.”

## S8 E5 — Bart After Dark
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0805.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Belle: “The jokes are in the breast pocket. If you get in trouble, there's a switch that makes the bow-tie spin.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “Preliminary reports indicated the ship's captain was drunk at the helm. (TURNS PAGE) Those reports were later confirmed.”
  - Bart Simpson: “She makes me taste beer.”
  - Grampa Simpson: “In that case, I'll have a whiskey sour.”

## S8 E6 — A Milhouse Divided
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0806.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “It can't just be sex. It can't.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “You're talking about a trough! We're not going to eat from a trough! And another thing -- it's only 5:15. Why are you in your underwear?”
  - Homer Simpson: “You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love Is." It's about two naked eight year olds who are married.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “Well, as you can see, we don't believe fur is murder. But paying for it sure is.”
  - Las Vegas: INT. LAS VEGAS - SHotgun Pete's WEDDING CHAPEL - 10 years ago
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Well, I pictured cocktail parties and candle-lit dinners. I pictured napkins... (FIRMLY) Homer, I want to throw a dinner party.”
  - Kirk Van Houten: “Uh, singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want. (BEAT) Today I drank a beer in the bathroom.”

## S8 E7 — Lisa's Date with Density
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0807.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “…-- bread and water, icy showers, guards whompin' your ass 'round the clock, and the only way out is suicide.”
- Homophobic jokes — 1 moment(s)
  - Jimbo Jones: “That is so gay!”

## S8 E8 — Hurricane Neddy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0808.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “Son of a gun-diddily-un! Those gilded edges smart!”
  - Kirk Van Houten: “Oh, let's just beat him up and take his stuff!”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - “Nedward Flanders, Sr.: (DICK SHAWN VOICE) We can't do it, man.”
  - Ned Flanders: “hostility-ilitity-bility-dility -- (SNAPPING) Aw, hell, diddly-ding-dong-crap!”

## S8 E9 — El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0809.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 7 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “All right, I was trying to keep it from you, but I had a good reason. Every time you go to that cook-off, you get drunk as a poet on payday. Remember last year?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DRUNKENLY) Look at me! I'm a puffy pink cloud!”
  - Marge Simpson: “Okay, we'll go to the Chili Cook-Off. But I want you to promise me you won't have any beer.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(TESTY) Okay, quit naggin' me. I won't have any beer. Geez, why don't you have a cigarette or something?”
  - Bart Simpson: “Aw, this baby's wasted on an idiot like you. Where's Homer?”
  - Marge Simpson: “(WITHOUT TURNING) (TEETH GRITTED) I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in front of the entire town. You broke your promise, Homer.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SWEETLY) Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk. I just went to a strange fantasy world. (BEAT, NO RESPONSE) C'mon, you gotta believe me. You're my soul mate.”

## S8 E10 — The Springfield Files
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0810.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “A lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant has given me a healthy green glow (QUIETER) and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(NASTY LAUGH) Ah, ha ha, you got me, didn't ya? (HANDING HOMER A BEER) All right, here you go -- "Red Tick Beer."”
  - Homer Simpson: “No! Well, ten beers...”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DRUNK, REMORSEFUL) I am so sorry. Whatever you do, don't tell Marge. God, I love her. I-- (LOOKING DOWN) Hey, a penny!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DRUNK) So I says "Blue M & M, red M & M, they all wind up the same color in the end."”
  - Bart Simpson: “Yo, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer?”

## S8 E11 — The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0811.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Homer, did you tell the Mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Agnes Skinner: “(DISGUSTED) Children are so fat today. Isn't there some way we could make money off that?”

## S8 E12 — Mountain of Madness
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0812.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Ranger: “(TO CROWD) Okay, everybody, put on your corpse handling gloves.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “And to show that I'm not playing favorites, both Smithers and I will be participating. Who knows? I might be the unlucky one who gets fired. (MUTTER) Not bloody likely.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Waylon Smithers: “You haven't been issued a map yet. When you arrive at the cabin, there will be a congratulatory party with sandwiches and moderately priced champagne.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Well, I don't suppose the others will mind us starting the party early, Homie old boy. More champagne?”
  - Drunk Man: “(SLURRING DRUNK) I was jush happy to see so many nice people...”
  - Ranger: “Quiet, you drunk. Where's Ranger McFadden?”

## S8 E13 — Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0813.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(MURDEROUS GROWL)”
  - SHARY: “(SHARPLY) I've been singing you songs all day. I'm not a bloody jukebox! (SWEET) Oh, all right.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Ooh, I can't get enough of this blood pudding.”
  - Bart Simpson: “The secret ingredient is blood.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(BEING STRANGLED NOISES)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STRANGLING NOISES) You little...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge, get me a beer.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SEDUCTIVE) Oh, Marge I just had a couple of beers.”
  - Barney Gumble: “(SINGING SWEETLY) BUY ME A BEER, TWO BUCKS A GLASS / COME ON, HELP ME -- I'M FREEZING MY ASS / BUY ME BRANDY / A SNIFTER OF WINE / WHO AM I KIDDING? / I'LL DRINK TURPENTINE.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(SINGING) MOVE IT YA DRUNK OR I'LL BLAST YOUR REAR END!”
  - SHARY: “(SINGING, DRUNKENLY) WASTED AWAY AGAIN IN MARGARITAVILLE...”

## S8 E14 — The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0814.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “Hey, this ain't art, it's business! (TO MYERS) What do you got in mind -- sexy broad? Gangster octopus?”
  - Roy: “Good news, everybody! I'm moving into my own apartment with two sexy ladies.”

## S8 E15 — Homer's Phobia
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0815.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “I'm sure she'd be proud that her descendants had piping hot tap water and plenty of warm, dry underwear.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Hang onto it, Toy-Boy! You might need it when it starts raining naked ladies!”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down. Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - John: “(EYEING IT) Hmm. Well, see... he--here's the thing on this. It's a Johnny Reb bottle, early 1970's. One of the J&R Whiskey "Liquor Lads." Two books of Green Stamps, if I'm not mistaken.”

## S8 E16 — Brother from Another Series
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0816.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - Sideshow Bob: “(MILD) Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier...”
  - Sideshow Bob: “And, whenever I could find a spare moment, I've tried to murder Bart Simpson...”
  - Sideshow Bob: “You don't have to worry about me, brother. I'm all murdered out.”
  - Cecil Terwilliger: “I'm aware of your felonious past, but you are still my brother. And blood is thicker than bread and water.”
  - Cecil Terwilliger: “Plunger? Check. Hardhat? Check. (PUTS ON HARDHAT) Fifteen million dollars and a gun? (OPENS CASE) Check-mate. Goodbye, Bob.”
  - Sideshow Bob: “("TUT-TUT") Really, Reverend, your praise is going to get me beaten up.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Sideshow Bob: “(TURNING ON THE CHARM) I did once try to kill the world's greatest lover, but then I realized there are laws against suicide.”

## S8 E17 — My Sister, My Sitter
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0817.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Maude Flanders: “She's murdered her brother!”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Uh, near as we can tell, the boy was studying quietly when the girl, drunk on her own sense of power, beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans.”

## S8 E18 — Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0818.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “(THROUGH MEGAPHONE) Everybody... everybody get naked! Come on, don't be stuck up, it's going to be great!”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(LOOKING IN REAR-VIEW) Yeah. Look at him trying to aim that stupid gun.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(GETTING AN IDEA) Hey, how would you like to show him up by beating him at his own game?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 12 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Ladies, please. All our founding fathers, astronauts and World Series heroes have been either drunk or on cocaine.”
  - Fat Tony: “Okay, you win. From now on, we'll stick to smuggling heroin.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(WHINY MOAN) It's been St. Patrick's Day for hours and I'm still not drunk yet. (LOOKS AT WATCH) Oh, it's never gonna be nine o'clock.”
  - Lenny Leonard: “Hey, look, everybody! Free beer!”
  - Shocked Old Woman: “Stop the celebration! That small boy is drunk!”
  - Kent Brockman: “"What are you looking at?" The innocent words of a drunken child. Well, I'll tell you what we're looking at, young man: a town gone mad. A town whose very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit.”
  - Bart Simpson: “I'm going down to Moe's for a coupla beers.”
  - Narrator: “The suppliers of the illegal booze? Gangsters, running truckloads of smuggled hooch all the way from Shelbyville. And John Law was helpless.”
  - Homer Simpson: “At first I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun. But without beer, prohibition doesn't work.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(REGRETFULLY) Oh, so many wasted nights...”
  - Barney Gumble: “(DRUNKEN MUTTERING) Hello, fishies! (BELCH)”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Look, find it, buy it, make it, I don't care. Just get me some booze, and fast!”

## S8 E19 — Grade School Confidential
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0819.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “(SIGH) Well, everyone, the fact is: I haven't ever had relations. (BEAT) I am a virgin.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Hey, does this mean that Mrs. Krabappel is a virgin, too?”
  - Krusty the Clown: “"Sex Cauldron?" I thought they closed that place down.”
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “My child told me you two were having sex in the school janitor's closet.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Yeah, Krabappel. They were naked in the closet together.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “Three and a half. We get beat up, but we get an explanation.”
  - Edna Krabappel-Flanders: “Nelson, Nelson, Nelson. Oh, how many kids have you beaten up this year?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Edna Krabappel-Flanders: “That's okay, I don't entertain much. Usually it's just soup for one, salad for one, wine for three...”

## S8 E20 — The Canine Mutiny
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0820.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Lou: “(SNIFFS BAG) Marijuana!”

## S8 E21 — The Old Man and the Lisa
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0821.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Stop! Don't recycle! It's murder! You're helping Mr. Burns!”
  - Grampa Simpson: “Sorry, we're not allowed to read newspapers. They angry up the blood.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “(SINCERE) I don't understand. Pigs need food, engines need coolant, dynamiters need dynamite. I'm supplying it to them, at a tidy profit, and not a single sea creature was wasted. You inspired it all, Li'l Lisa.”

## S8 E22 — In Marge We Trust
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0822.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Mr. Sparkle: “Doke - Mina doke! Burabura shitero tokoro ja nai! Ore to issho ni nasu ka shinu ki ka?”

## S8 E23 — Homer's Enemy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0823.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Lenny Leonard: “(SMALL CHUCKLE) He had three beers at lunch. That would make anybody sleepy.”

## S8 E24 — The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0824.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Chief Wiggum, I can't wait to hear about all the exciting, sexy adventures you're sure to have against this colorful backdrop!”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Ah, let him go. I have a feeling we'll meet again, each and every week. Always in more sexy and exciting ways.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “Darn tootin', ya lousy fink! You buried me naked and sold my suit to buy a ping-pong table! What kind of a son”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Is that so, Big Daddy? Well expect this: (DRAWS AND COCKS GUN) the arrest of you by me.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Is that so, Big Daddy? Well expect this: (DRAWS AND COCKS GUN) the arrest of you by me.”
  - Ozmodiar: “(GREAT GAZOO VOICE) Damn straight, Troy, my man!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(DEFENSIVE) Hey, I'm sweet. I'm sweeter than Jewish wine.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Big Daddy: “De Chief! Ooh. I suppose I best to run. Lord o' mercy, I wish I weren't so fat.”

## S8 E25 — The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0825.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(HESITANT) Well, Bart, uh, did you make sure to return all the guns?”

## S9 E1 — The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0901.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Society Matron: “How frightfully rude. I certainly hope someone stabs him in the eye.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(QUIET ANGER) So you lost my car, eh? Well, that's just grand. I ought to punch you in the nose, but I have to pick up my kids at school.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Barney Gumble: “(PAINED MOAN) I can't take this much longer. I gotta have a beer.”
  - Carl Carlson: “(DRUNKENLY SINGING "MACARENA")”
  - Barney Gumble: “Oh, that's just drunk talk. (WISTFUL) Sweet, beautiful drunk talk...”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Fireworks Vendor: “Oh, no!! (CALLING UPSTAIRS) Chinese Fire Drill! Serious this time!!”

## S9 E2 — The Principal and the Pauper
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0902.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S9 E3 — Lisa's Sax
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0903.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “...Miss Phipps, the school nurse, who will provide ointments and unguents...and Jimbo, the school bully who will administer noogies and nipple twisters.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Announcer: “It's the TV movie of the year! "The Krusty the clown Story: Booze, Drugs, Guns, Lies, Blackmail And Laughter."”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Krusty: “I went through a five year orgy of non-stop pills and booze with nothing to show for it but four Emmys and a Peabody Award! (UNHAPPY NOISE)”
  - Homer Simpson: “No problem. (TAKES MAGGIE) I'll just give her a sip of beer. (TRYING TO GET HER TO DRINK) Come on Maggie -- it's Miller time! Yes-it's-Mil-ler-time!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, my father gave me beer as a child. (THINKS) Till I wrapped my little red wagon around a tree.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Uh... here, have a margarita.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHINESE ACCENT) Ah so.”

## S9 E4 — Treehouse of Horror VIII
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0904.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh Spade, why did you put Farley in charge of the bees? (TO TALL CORPSE IN FRONT OF HIM) Hey buddy, down in front.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(YELLING OUT WINDOW) It's green, moron. Earth to stupid guy, hullo? (GETTING OUT OF CAR) (BUILDING ANGER SOUND) Maybe a little friendly punching will move your ass.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Ow! Someone just punched me in the face!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Comic Book Guy: “(QUICKLY) Oh, I've wasted my life.”

## S9 E5 — The Cartridge Family
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0905.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “No you're not. (TO HOOKER) He's really not.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I'd like to buy your deadliest gun, please.”
  - GUN SHOP: Int. gun shop - day
  - Homer Simpson: “(TO HIMSELF) Lousy big shot. Thinks he's so big 'cause he's got a lot of guns.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Well, if he didn't have any guns, I'd show him a thing or two.”
  - Gun Clerk: “You beat up President Bush.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, I'll kill myself if Portugal doesn't win.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Anyone else want a beer?”

## S9 E6 — Bart Star
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0906.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I'm feelin' kinda low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floatin' in it? You know, "Skittlebrau"?”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Rainier Wolfcastle: “Quit stalling, fatty.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Female Voices: “(COMPUTERIZED) I'll scratch you. The hair. The hair. Slut. Loser. Skag. Skag. Skag.”

## S9 E7 — The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0907.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Hey, what's Lucky hooked up to?”
  - Krusty the Clown: “All right, ladies, this sexy fella describes himself as (READS CARD) "A big, thirsty teddy bear." Say hello to Barney Gumbel!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “(SAD MOAN, THEN SINGING DIRGE-LIKE) "WELL, I'M HOT BLOODED / CHECK IT AND SEE / I'VE GOT A FEVER OF A HUNDRED AND THREE..."”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “(SINGING) "Had some laughs / Killed some time..." (UNDER MARGE AND APU) "Drank lots of vodka and lime / Faked some warmth / Forced a smile / One eye on the clock the whole while..."”
  - Marge Simpson: “I've been looking over this list of things for the ceremony. I've got the extra wine glasses, but I'm still short a tandoori oven, an elephant, and four castrati.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Booze, booze and more booze.”

## S9 E8 — Lisa the Skeptic
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0908.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “When they show up for their "free motorboats," we arrest them and beat them to the full extent of the law.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Pfft. That's what they said about this Billy Beer, smartypants.”

## S9 E9 — Realty Bites
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0909.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Lionel Hutz: “Forget about that house. That's the murder house.”
  - Murder House
  - Maude Flanders: “(GASP) You mean the infamous "Jealous Jockey Murders"?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(PUNCHING) You're...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Otherwise, we could wake up one day and realize we've wasted our whole lives.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Cookie: “(SLIGHT CHINESE ACCENT) Hi, Marge. (THREATENING) Stay off the west side.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Snake Jailbird: “Gimme my car, fatty.”

## S9 E10 — Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0910.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Hey, kids, I made your favorite cookies -- Christmas trees for the girls, and bloody spear-heads for Bart.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(DRUNK) Yeah, you're right, Moe. You're always Moe.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(INTOXICATED SMILE) Aw, that's my girl. I love you, Marjorie.”

## S9 E11 — All Singing, All Dancing
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0911.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(PUTTING IN TAPE) So prepare yourself, for the bloody mayhem and unholy carnage of Joshua Logan's, "Paint Your Wagon!"”
  - Homer Simpson: “With blood, I bet!”
  - Bart Simpson: “Yeah, their guns are right there!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Wait, wait, wait. Here comes Lee Marvin. Thank God. He's always drunk and violent.”

## S9 E12 — Bart Carny
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0912.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Dracula Voice: “I vant your blood.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - The Rich Texan: “I don't know... You gonna get drunk and start a lot of trouble?”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Carny: “(MOTIONING TO RIDE) Okay, let's go, fatty.”

## S9 E13 — The Joy of Sect
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0913.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Otto Mann: “Uh no, just rearranging my underwear. (BEAT) Ah, there it is.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Wait - I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Jimbo Jones: “Oh, of course, I have it right here! (PUNCHES GUARD IN STOMACH)”
  - Kearney Zzyzwicz: “You got it! (PUNCHES GUARD IN STOMACH)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Will there be beer?”
  - Glen: “Beer is not allowed.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Movementarians: “Yeah, lose some weight! / Amen you're fat / moron-type (ETC.)”

## S9 E14 — Das Bus
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0914.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Otto Mann: “(GRUNTS) (EXHAUSTED) Well, I'm done for. (GRUNT) At least I'll leave a beautiful corpse.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Singing Children: “(SINGING OBNOXIOUSLY) Sixty-three bottles of beer on the wall / Sixty-three bottles of beer / Take one down / Pass it around...”
  - Bart Simpson: “You guys gather food for the big feast tonight. And maybe a little wine for the older kids.”
  - Nelson Muntz: “Delicious wine?”

## S9 E15 — The Last Temptation of Krust
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0915.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “Th-Th-Th-The quality of computer porn! (GROAN)”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “Take your corporate bloodwagon and get the hell out!”
  - Krusty the Clown: “(INDIFFERENT SOUND) I learned something about myself tonight, kid. (THOUGHTFULLY) It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out.”

## S9 E16 — Dumbbell Indemnity
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0916.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(MURDEROUSLY) You!”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Ukulele, heh... pineapples... beach pistol... scandalously revealing thong...”
  - Bart Simpson: “(STRANGLED NOISES) Guard! Guard!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 7 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Hey! Hey! Sabu! Ah, I need another magnum of your best champagne, here, uh? And bring us the finest food you got, stuffed with the second finest.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “C'mon, Homer! I'm one of your dearest friends! When everybody said you were too drunk to drive that time, who gave you your keys?”
  - Lou: “(HOLDING A MARGARITA) Oo-hoo-hoo... that's sweet.”
  - Renee: “Oh, honey, this whole evening was so wonderful. Except when that drunken cop started firing at those seagulls.”
  - Barney Gumble: “Moe! Homer! (SCREAMS) The booze!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Ohh, I could never stay mad at you, Moe. (SINCERELY) After all, (TEARFULLY) you get me drunk.”
  - Lenny Leonard: “Moe, another beer down here!”

## S9 E17 — Lisa the Simpson
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0917.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge, get me your address book, four beers, and my conversation hat.”

## S9 E18 — This Little Wiggy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0918.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Female Computer: “(QUICKLY) You are out of sperm.”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Uh, Ralph's a little afraid of the dark, Bart. Is it okay to sleep with a night-light?”
  - Homer Simpson: “I'm gonna try the sex education computer!”
  - Sex-Education Pavilion
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “C'mon, Ralph. Don't embarrass me. It's just an abandoned prison. All the murderers are long dead... and I'm sure their ghosts are probably in hell.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Yeah. Good things don't end with "eum." They end with "mania"... Or "teria." (BEAT) Will there be beer?”
  - Ralph Wiggum: “I know you. My Daddy took your beer.”

## S9 E19 — Simpson Tide
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0919.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Barney Gumble: “(SEXY NOISE)”
  - Marge Simpson: “(SEXY) Permission granted. (GIGGLES)”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist... but he is not a porn star.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “Uh... (CHEESY ACCENT) I vant to suck your blood.”
  - Homer Simpson: “With a knife.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Naval Announcer: “After basic training you'll only have to work one weekend a month. And most of that time you're drunk off your ass!”
  - Captain Tenille: “I'll take care of it. (SIPS WINE) Oh, what the Hell -- Simpson, while I'm gone, you're in command.”

## S9 E20 — The Trouble with Trillions
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0920.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Oh, you, you mean like the time Barney beat up George Bush.”
  - Charlie: “Why stop there, Homer? My militia has a secret plan to beat up all sorts of government officials. That'll teach 'em to drag their feet on high-definition TV.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Mission Impossible Voice: To make good on this drunken boast, Truman authorized the one-time printing of the largest denomination currency ever: a trillion-dollar bill.”
  - Homer Simpson: “We'll hide out at my place. I've got beer.”

## S9 E21 — Girly Edition
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0921.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Their guns are quiet now.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(STRANGLED NOISE)”

## S9 E22 — Trash of the Titans
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0922.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Clerk: “Okay, but this is where you register as a sex offender.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Ray Magini: “If I hadn't already packed my letter opener, I'd give you such a stabbing...”
  - Bono: “What the bloody hell?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(PUNCHES ANOTHER LINE) Did you get the new trucks?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Whoa, whoa, hey, you didn't pay for the beer.”

## S9 E23 — King of the Hill
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0923.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Brad: “The Murderhorn.”
  - Brad: “You're gonna be the first man to climb the Murderhorn.”
  - Brad: “Yo, yo, Rainier, my man! How ya doin'? I thought you'd be here, pumping those guns.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Rainier Wolfcastle: “Are you crazy? That's suicide.”

## S9 E24 — Lost Our Lisa
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0924.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “And look! Barney's not even drunk yet!”
  - Bart Simpson: “Ah. No day would be completely wasted without a visit to the old joke shop.”

## S9 E25 — Natural Born Kissers
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/0925.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Nah, it'd just be awkward... what with the sex and all.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Maude Flanders: “(HYSTERICAL) And now they're out there somewhere. Naked as the day God made them! (SCREAMS)”
  - Gil Gunderson: “(SALES PITCH) Well, that's what I'm here for. I mean, you're young, successful, you're naked. You want a car with a radio, right? You kids like music, right? Huh?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SUAVELY) Well, this time I'm drunk on love... and beer.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “... And that's why today, bananas are called "yellow fatty beans." Questions?”

## S10 E1 — Lard of the Dance
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1001.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “All right, fine, I'll strangle ya for a while. (YELL)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STRANGLED NOISES)”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “But when you get to the trophy case, give her some cock 'n bull story. They're out for cleaning, or whatever.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “I don't want a date! And I don't want to wear perfume and cocktail dresses! Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch, and bake cookies, and watch "The McLaughlin Group?"”

## S10 E2 — The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1002.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Hey, Dad, heard you swearing. Mind if I join in? (QUICKLY) Crap. Boobs. Crap.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Dad, women won't like being shot in the face.”
  - Homer Simpson: “That's why I invented this revolutionary makeup gun. It's for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready. Close your eyes, Marge.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, look what you did. Now I have to get my cold cream gun.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Seventy-six point two?! But I'm already thirty-eight point one! I've wasted half my life!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(INTO PHONE) Marge! I've wasted half my life.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Homer, you've got it set on "Whore."”

## S10 E3 — Bart the Mother
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1003.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “That's your underwear.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(APPALLED) You disobeyed me, snuck over here, and murdered a helpless animal?”
  - Bart Simpson: “Guys, is it really true? Are you cold-blooded egg-murderers?”
  - Squeaky-Voiced Teen: “A BB-gun, or an Easy Bake Oven.”
  - Nelson Muntz: “Yeah, sure. Never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun.”
  - Nelson Muntz: “You are one cold-blooded killer, dude!”
  - Bart Simpson: “(FRUSTRATED SOUND, GETTING UP) This sucks. It's time to punch outta this yawn factory. I'm going to Nelson's.”
  - Nelson Muntz: “I got bored, so I started slapping you.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(STERN) All right, young lady. I want you to march yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer.”

## S10 E4 — Treehouse of Horror IX
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1004.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Kang: “Insemination complete.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Who wants to see their sexy new daddy?”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Kodos: “You may choose either... (GESTURING) the back seat of a Camaro, an airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.”
- Violence & injury — 12 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “... And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.”
  - Kent Brockman: “Another of Springfield's beloved citizens was murdered today. Filthy old bartender Moe Szyslak has watered down his last highball.”
  - Homer Simpson: “There. Now no murderers can get in... (HAIR SPROINGS)or out.”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the murders of Moe Szyslak and Apu (STUMBLING) Nahasa -- pasa -- Uh, just Moe, just Moe.”
  - Krusty the Clown: “(SQUINTING) Your blood! Okay, get ready for the violent-est, disemboweling-est, vomit inducing-est Itchy and Scratchy Halloween Special ever--!”
  - Jerry Springer: “(CHUCKLES) Now hold on, Kang. You can't bully my audience with your fancy ray gun.”
  - Maggie Simpson: “(EVIL LAUGHTER ABRUPTLY STOPS, THEN QUICKLY) I need blood.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(PUNCHING NOISES)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STRANGLING NOISES)”
  - Bart Simpson: “(STRANGLED NOISES)”
  - Bart Simpson: “(STRANGLED NOISE)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(WHILE PUNCHING) One-eyed, two-timing (BLEEPED CURSING)! I'm gonna (BLEEPED CURSING)!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Snake Jailbird: “(IN ECSTASY) Ho-ho, oh yeah, tame it, baby. (TO APU) Yo, ring 'er up, dude.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Shut your squeal hole, booze jockey. I'm gonna, like, totally waste you.”

## S10 E5 — When You Dish Upon a Star
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1005.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “Mister Simpson, these exotic items are suspiciously different from your usual order of beer and pork. What gives?”
  - Ron Howard: “(REACTING TO HOMER'S BREATH) Do I smell vodka... and wheat grass?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SHORT GASP) I'll do that! You go upstairs and have a beer.”
  - Ron Howard: “Homer, we're out of vodka.”

## S10 E6 — D'oh-in' in the Wind
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1006.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(AWED) Wow, look at this place. There's a pond for skinny dippin', a tire for skinny swingin'... I can actually feel the good vibrations.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Well, at least lose the bra. Free the "Springfield Two," Marge! Free the "Springfield Two!"”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Seth: “(SMALL CHUCKLE) Oh, we were on a break.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Oh, for goodness sake. What we need around here is some fresh blood.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SCORNFUL) Look at yourselves, pointing guns at your fellow man.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(ANNOYED) Hmf. I think you've had too much strawberry wine.”

## S10 E7 — Lisa Gets an "A"
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1007.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “... And the truth is, we don't deserve this grant, and I don't deserve your applause. (ASHAMED) I cheated on that test.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “I'm starving. Mom, can we go Catholic so we get communion wafers and booze?”

## S10 E8 — Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1008.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Tour Guide: “But there was more to the old west than just sex, folks. A-A lot more. If you look off to your left, you'll see a real old west hitching post, possibly used by bandits, possibly during some exciting adventure.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - Tour Guide: “Founded by prostitutes in 1849, and serviced by prostitute express riders who could bring in a fresh prostitute from St.”
  - Tour Guide: “Lots of prostitutes in there.”
  - Cowboys: “(AMID YELLING) You stole my prostitute! / Missed me! / C'mon, yellow belly!”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(WISTFUL) I owe Dad so much. Those bedtime stories began my lifelong love affair with the printed word.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Bloodbath Gulch
  - Bloodbath Gulch: ext. Bloodbath Gulch - main street
  - Grampa Simpson: “(SATISFIED SIGH) Can't get a good sarsaparilla like this back in Springfield. It angries up the blood.”
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “While we were setting your broken bones and putting your blood back in, we helped ourselves to a kidney and gave it to your father.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(TO HOMER) You can get drunk when we get home.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Oh, Homer, that was just a beer can with a whistle glued to it.”
- Slut-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “A tramp steamer! That's perfect!”
  - Tramp Steamer

## S10 E9 — Mayored to the Mob
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1009.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Big Tom: “Or have his genitals hooked up to a car battery?”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(HORRIFIED GASP) His corpse is climbing the building!”
  - Leavelle: “Okay, listen up! My goal is to assassinate that watermelon. Your job is to take the bullet. Go! Go! Go! Go! (AIMING GUN) Pow!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(TO QUIMBY) That guy with the knife sure can dance, huh?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STRUGGLING GRUNTS) Gimme that knife!”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - C-3PO: “Ow! Ow! Stop! Please, save me, R2! (AS R2D2 RUNS AWAY BEEPING) Oh, you stupid little tramp! You're so boring! I hate you! Ow! Ow! Ow!”

## S10 E10 — Viva Ned Flanders
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1010.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “I'll have a Shirley... no, a virgin... no, make it a children's... (OFF HOMER'S LOOK) Oh, what the heck, you only live once. Give me a...”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, I think someone just had his first taste of blood loss.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “Gosh darn it! Am I that pre-diddley-dictable? (SIGHS) I've wasted my whole dang diddley life.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(CALLING, QUICKLY) Hey Flanders, Don't spill my beer!”
  - “Waitress #2: More booze?”
  - Ned Flanders: “White wine spritzer!”
  - Ned Flanders: “(DRUNK) I okeley dokely shmokely do!”
  - Minister: “And do you, Homer, take this cocktail waitress you just met to be your lawfully wedded wife?”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Ray Thomas: “(DRAWS SWORD-CANE, THEN ADVANCING) I want fatty.”

## S10 E11 — Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1011.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Cyndi Lauper: “HOME OF THE BRA-AVE / OH, AMERICA'S THE HOME OF THE BRA-AVE!”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “(CREEPY BRITISH ACCENT) Our top secret tonight: Gay divorcée Luann Van Houten has been cheating on her boyfriend Pyro -- with his best friend, Gyro.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHUCKLING) That was cold-blooded, Marge.”
  - Deep-voiced Announcer: “"The Bloodening."”
  - Deep-voiced Announcer: “(DEEPER, MORE OMINOUS) "The Bloodening." (ECHOEY MANIACAL LAUGH)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Barney Gumble: “(DRUNKEN WHOOPS AND CHEERS) / Hurray! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! / Whoa baby!”
  - Barney Gumble: “(DRUNKEN SINGING) "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS / WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS / (THEN, SUDDENLY) YOU GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE / BIG DISGRACE..."”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Wow, you look really hungover, Dad. What did you do last night?”

## S10 E12 — Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1012.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Postmaster Bill: “(CHUCKLES) No, no, the day of the gun-toting, disgruntled postman shootin' up the place went out with the macarena.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Aw, get lost, ya bloodsucking parasite. Wally and I have all the tickets we need.”
  - Man: “(AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) What the bloody hell?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - Wally: “(REGRETFUL) Oh, don't remind me. "Friends Helping Friends," my ass. Say, you wanna grab a beer while we're waiting?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHUCKLES AT INJURY) Football's so great. (SIPS BEER)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DRUNK SOUNDS)”
  - Chief Wiggum: “All right, all right, you guys have had way too much booze.”
  - Barney Gumble: “Let... Go... Booze!”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “(INDIGNANT) "Legends of Comedy," my tuchis! What has Fatty Arbuckle done that I haven't done?”

## S10 E13 — Homer to the Max
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1013.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - DETECTIVE HOMER SIMPSON: “I was supervising the guns for toys program.”
  - Chief Wiggum: “It's toys for guns.”
  - Chief Wiggum: “(GESTURES WITH GUN) Well, if it isn't that stupid cop from TV.”
  - “4th Producer: But it scared the hell out of us. So we slapped together a cop show instead.”

## S10 E14 — I'm with Cupid
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1014.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “(SEXY) Maybe we should not answer it, huh?”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “(AMUSED) Well, well, "the bitch is back." (CHUCKLES)”
  - Homer Simpson: “This Valentine's crap has gone too far.”
  - Elton John: “(INTO CELL PHONE) We had to make an emergency landing. It's that damn chandelier again.”
  - Homer Simpson: “How the hell should I know? Just get in this cage.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I am so sick of that damn code!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “(APPALLED, GASP) At eleven-thirty?! But this is the peak hour for stoned teenagers buying shiny things.”
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “Well, you and the health inspector. (CHUCKLE) Champagne Squishee?”

## S10 E15 — Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1015.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Ah, remember, Midge. You feel the need to rage, you call me, right? I won't even get sexual or nothin'. Unless that's what you want. (SHORT AWKWARD BEAT) That, that's not what you want, right?”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(FRUSTRATED SOUNDS) (HONKS) C'mon! C'mon! Get that corpse off the road! The streets are for the living!”
  - Sergeant Crew: “So when you go out for a drive, remember to leave your murderous anger where it belongs: at home. (FRIENDLY SMILE AND WINK)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(HOSTAGE-LIKE) I'd like to read the following statement, but I do so under (GUN COCK) my own free will.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(HOSTAGE-LIKE) I'd like to read the following statement, but I do so under (GUN COCK) my own free will.”
  - Bart Simpson: “I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Aw, crap! It's a girl's car. I can't drive this.”

## S10 E16 — Make Room for Lisa
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1016.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S10 E17 — Maximum Homerdrive
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1017.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “I'm going over to protest this disgusting new restaurant called "The Slaughterhouse." It's decorated with hanging steer carcasses and a fountain of blood.”
  - “Trucker #4: (UPSET) Oh! My good knife! My wife's gonna kill me.”
  - “Red's Friend #2: In 38 years, he never missed a shipment. (SLAPPING TRUCK) But I guess this is one delivery ol' Red won't be making.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Lousy drunks. I'll show them.”
  - “Trucker #3: Drunk?”

## S10 E18 — Simpsons Bible Stories
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1018.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “You're pretty uptight for a naked chick. You know what would loosen you up? A little fruit.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(EMBRACING HER) Ohhh, my dear, sweet Eve. I love you even more than the butterscotch pond or the porno bush.”

## S10 E19 — Mom and Pop Art
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1019.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Gunter: “Eh, to be honest, we are adrift in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(AS HE'S PUNCHED AND KICKED) Ow! Ah! No! Ow! Ow! Hey! Ow! Ow! You're mean.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Cecil Terwilliger: “Come on, Gunter, Kyoto. (LOOKS AT WATCH) If we hurry we can still catch the heroin craze.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SINGING) "You put da beer in da coconut and drink it all up / You put da beer in da coconut and throw da can away..."”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SPOKEN) Marge, I'm out of beer.”

## S10 E20 — The Old Man and the "C" Student
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1020.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Yes, you'll be completely above the law. Uh, women, guns, cash, uh, whatever you need -- it's yours.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “Well, just keep working. You'll prick yourself with the antidote sooner or later.”
  - Bart Simpson: “That place sucks! The nurses don't let Grampa do anything. They practically chew his food for him.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Full speed ahead! Damn the torpedoes!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(TO MARGE) I've never wanted a beer worse in my life.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Are you talking to me or the beer?”
  - Bart Simpson: “You drunk yet?”
  - Bart Simpson: “They're not babies, Lisa. Give 'em something fun, like cigars or booze.”

## S10 E21 — Monty Can't Buy Me Love
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1021.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Comic Book Guy: “(ANNOYED SOUND) Once again my underwear has become tangled on a cow catcher. Ooo.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Jerry Rude: “Oh, that sounds lovely. (COUGHING) Queer. (COUGHING) Queer. Umm... ever murder anybody?”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Murder?! (THEN, SHEEPISHLY) Well, mistakes have been made...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Appraiser: “This gentleman's beer tap dates back to the turn of the century, and remarkably, seems to have never been washed.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Where'd you get that champagne?”
  - Homer Simpson: “I see. Well, I'll need some beer.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Okay, okay... You want a shrimp cocktail?”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Tell me more, fatty.”

## S10 E22 — They Saved Lisa's Brain
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1022.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(DISAPPOINTED NOISE) I was really starting to enjoy Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644. I've never heard so many Viagra jokes in thirty seconds. (CHUCKLES)”
  - Lisa Simpson: “We have eight malls but no symphony, thirty-two bars but no alternative theater, thirteen stores that begin with "Le Sex..." I write this letter not to nag or whine, but to prod!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Houston, we have a problem. A sexy problem.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Yes, there's a real think piece here about a bra sale.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(NERVOUS) Uh, you're not gonna ask me to pose nude, are ya?”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(IMPRESSED) Wooh, wooh. Look at those silk pillows. It's like the set of some high-class porno film!”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SINGING TO TUNE OF "HOT BLOODED") "I'm hot buttered / Check it and see / I got a fever of four fifty-three..."”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Really? (HOLSTERS GUN) So who's in charge?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Beer me, boys.”
  - Marge Simpson: “(COVERING) Who's up for some beers?”

## S10 E23 — Thirty Minutes over Tokyo
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1023.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Bart! The Internet is more than a global pornography network. It's a...”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “Oh-ho-ho, we picked those up cheap. (CHIPPER) They were evidence in a murder trial!”
  - Bart Simpson: “Knife goes in, guts come out. (GRABS ANOTHER FISH) Knife goes in, guts come out... (GRABS ANOTHER FISH)”
  - Bart Simpson: “(WITHOUT STOPPING) Knife goes in, guts come out.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “If that's Homer then... who the hell's been putting beers on his tab?”

## S11 E1 — Beyond Blunderdome
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1101.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Okay, Mr. Difficult. How about a teen sex romp where you and your buddies are always trying to get some?”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Edward: “(NERVOUSLY) You all saw it. He came at me with a knife, right?”
  - Sideshow Mel: “No, they didn't. They attacked us in a horribly bloody battle. Remember?”
  - Sideshow Mel: “(IMPRESSED) That digital sound really lets you hear the blood splatter.”
  - Homer Simpson: “How did the country lose its way, Mel? When did we stop rooting for the man with the flame-thrower, or an acid-spraying gun of some kind?”
  - Robin: “(PUNCHES BATMAN IN ARM WHILE STILL LOOKING FORWARD) Shut up!”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(UPSET) Movies aren't stupid! They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies. "Lethal Weapon" showed us that suicide is funny.”

## S11 E2 — Brother's Little Helper
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1102.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “All I know is my testicles won't fit in my underwear.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, this thing'll do anything. Watch, I'll ask it how many leagues in a furlong. No, wait... (PUNCHES BUTTONS) I'll make it say "Whatsa matta you?" in Turkish.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “(TO SKINNER) Just say the word and I'll drive this hoe in his back. I can make it look like suicide.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Andy Dick...”

## S11 E3 — Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1103.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Tour Guide: “Over the years, the Shopper merged with the (QUICKLY) Springfield Times, Post, Globe, Herald, Jewish News and Hot Sex Weekly to become Springfield's number one newspaper.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “So come to The Legless Frog... if you want to get sick and die, and leave a big, garlicky corpse. P.S. Parking was ample.”
  - Deli Owner: “Now, hold on a minute. Are we restauranteurs or are we murderers?”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Take him into custardy, boys. Attempted Murder One.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Why you little... (STRANGLES BART)”
  - Krusty the Clown: “Huh, huh? Whoa! This material stinks. I'm gonna have to punch it up on the fly. (THINKS, THEN) Oh, I got one. How do you make a King Lear? Put the queen in a bikini.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Mimi: “(REVIEWING THE PARTY) What can I say, except thanks for the predictable champagne, pizza that's hardly "Numero Uno" and ice cream cake which reminds us "why make 31 flavors when you can't get vanilla right?"”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SINGS) I LIKE PIZZA / I LIKE BAGELS / I LIKE HOT DOGS, WITH MUSTARD AND BEER...”

## S11 E4 — Treehouse of Horror X
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1104.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “And I'll go skinny dipping in that lake where the sexy teens were killed a hundred years ago tonight.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Hey, we just got away with murder. (EXCITED) And it was so easy.”
  - Marge Simpson: “(FIRMLY) No more murders.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SWEETLY) Good-bye Lisa, remember me as I am... (BITTER) filled with murderous rage.”

## S11 E5 — E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1105.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - COLONEL'S WIFE: “(SEXY STRETCHING SOUNDS)”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Colonel: “(DRAWING GUN) Well, at least let me shoot it into smaller pieces for you, madam.”
  - Marge Simpson: “It certainly is. (PULLS PIES OUT OF THE CAR) Why don't you put down your gun and have a slice?”
  - Zorro: “(PUNCHES AIR WITH FIST) Yes!”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Yeah, I ain't never been slapped with no duelin' glove before, either.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, honey, I had the worst nightmare. This glove kept slapping people and I was getting blamed.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(DISTRAUGHT) Oh, you're right. This farm's hopeless. Why didn't I listen to those inbred hicks? I guess I'll just go hang myself in the barn.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “One hundred and... (TRYING TO SUPPRESS ECSTASY SOUNDS, THEN) May I speak to my family for a moment?”
  - Lisa Simpson: “I'll weed the floor.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Hey, a duel? I, ah-- Isn't that a little extreme? Here, here, have a free beer. (GIVES HIM ONE)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SURPRISED) Really? But you've never given anyone a free beer.”

## S11 E6 — Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1106.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Dream on, Drunky!”
  - Moe Szyslak: “A shreda what? Uh, sorry, I was countin' the cocktail radishes.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Burns Ball: “Simpson! (DISGUSTED SOUND) Even for a bowler, you're fat!”

## S11 E7 — Eight Misbehavin'
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1107.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: All that sex for nothing!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “(THOUGHTFULLY) You know... I do. I mean, there comes a time in a man's life when he asks himself, "Who will float my corpse down the Ganges?"”

## S11 E8 — Take My Wife, Sleaze
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1108.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Meathook: “Oh, don't worry. You're completely safe. None of us finds ya sexually attractive.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Fretful Mother: “Oh, I don't know what's come over Jimmy. He won't do his homework, he only salutes the flag with one finger, and he comes home every night with other people's blood on his shirt.”
  - Meathook: “Marge, how did you get my jacket so clean? I've tried everything to get those blood and puke stains out. I've tried hitting 'em. I've tried yelling at 'em...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Edna Krabappel-Flanders: “All right, class. Today we'll be sitting quietly in the dark, because teacher has a hangover.”
- Slut-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a "punk" or a "skank."”
  - Bikers: “(MEATHOOK) Makes sense. / (RAMROD) Oh, don't call them skanks.”

## S11 E9 — Grift of the Magi
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1109.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “He's rekindled my love affair with books!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “So, who am I beating up?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “(COVERING) Uh, we're drunk. Really drunk!”

## S11 E10 — Little Big Mom
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1110.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(PANICKY SOUND) Stupid sexy Flanders!”

## S11 E11 — Faith Off
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1111.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Guard #1: Good work. Now, let's see who's having sex in the library.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Gary: “I invented a program that downloads porn off the Internet one million times faster.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Does anybody need that much porno?”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(IGNORING LISA) Remember my love affair with Ali McGraw? She used to call me "Preppy." Then she died.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Football Announcer: “Whoa, Annie get your radar gun, 'cause that tamale was one tall drink of water!”
  - “Guard #1: I think I know that guy. He ran over the dean five years ago. Punch up that picture.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(READING LETTER, INTERESTED MURMUR) There's a homecoming parade, a cocktail party...”
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “No, no, no. The fans will whoop it up with that leg tonight. You know, drink beer out of it and so on. But, uh, it'll turn up in the morning. And I'll sew it back on.”

## S11 E12 — The Mansion Family
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1112.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(DEFENSIVE) I can't help it if I donated the most blood. (SHORT BEAT) Oh, I'm feeling kinda woozy.”
  - Doctor: “Fine. We'll start by drawing some blood.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Look at those poor saps back on land. With their laws and ethics. They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(KNIFE IN MOUTH) Agh, my mouth!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Havin' a party, Moe. I'll need four kegs of your finest imported-sounding beer.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “How 'bout Tuborg? The beer of Danish Kings.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(LAUGHS) They were so drunk. Gentlemen, get off your knees. Your rich uncle Homer is throwing the wildest box social the high seas have ever seen!”

## S11 E13 — Saddlesore Galactica
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1113.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Duncan: “(HORNY SNORT)”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(CONSIDERING) Well, it is a good life, believe me... (LAUGHS) All right, we'll give it a shot. I'll deal with those murderous trolls.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I mean, I'll deal with those murderous trolls.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(ON PHONE) Hello, I'd like to speak to President Clinton, please. I wrote to him and he never wrote back... No, I don't want Al Gore!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Jockey #1: You're quite a trainer, Mr. Simpson. Care to join us for a beer in the Jockey's Lounge?”

## S11 E14 — Alone Again, Natura-diddily
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1114.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - LINDSAY: “...sophisticated, confident and highly sexual. Hang on, I'm getting a fax.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - SECOND PARROT: “Show us your boobs, show us your boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Ned does everything with class. Whether he's punching in his ATM code...or keeping clean in the shower...”
  - Homer Simpson: “Now, we'll just send this to the dating service, the chicks'll fall for you, and (PUNCHES PALM) bam! (DIGNIFIED) The healing begins.”

## S11 E15 — Missionary: Impossible
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1115.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Qtoktok: “Craig and Amy gave us the gift of shame. All the naked women are on that island.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Betty White: “And you thought you could stab your problems away?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Quick! You've got to hide me from PBS! Their bloodthirsty pursuit is made possible by a grant from the Chubb Group!”
  - Homer Simpson: “That you may bathe your feet in blood." (SHUTTING BIBLE) As true today as it was when it was written.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “No couches either? Oh, man. I need a beer.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Now, over here I've brewed up my favorite beverage: beer. It's mostly Dristan and holy water, but it does the job.”
  - Ak: “(DRUNK) How can ace be one and eleven? Huh? (POKING HOMER) What kind of God would allow that?”

## S11 E16 — Pygmoelian
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1116.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Gabriella's baby shower will be invaded by terrorists. With sexy results.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Well, Sister Bernadette will leave the convent and start a softball team. With sexy results.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Dr. Velimirovic: “Yeah, you should see his genitals. (THEN) Would you like to see them?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Winslow's mangled corpse.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 8 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “You set off the smoke alarm to rush us to a beer festival?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHUCKLES) I know. I'm a character. Now a little beer music to get in the mood.”
  - Babe Ruth: “(DRUNK) You think, you think you're better than me? Huh?”
  - Hostess: “Okay kids, who wants to see what it's like to get drunk?”
  - Duffman: “All right, bartenders, toss your drunks.”
  - Titania: “Ew! (TO DUFFMAN) You said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SCARED YELL TURNING TO DRUNKEN MOAN)”
  - Homer Simpson: “...and only then do we find out that Professor Gallaway's half-sister is plotting to take over International Perfume and Wine.”

## S11 E17 — Bart to the Future
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1117.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(NOBLY) Well, if my country needs me... (THEN) Can we skinny-dip?”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Come on, people. We've got to buckle down here. When we're finished, we can go through Bill Clinton's porno stash...”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Security Advisor Kearney: C'mon. Every President gets three secret murders. If you don't use them by the end of the term, (SPITTING SOUND) they're gone.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(NERVOUS) I wasn't gonna gamble. I just wanted a Bloody Mary.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Now, we'd like to play a Jimmy Buffet song, but he un-coolly charges people to cover them. So here's a Cap'n Bart original. (SINGS) WASTED ONCE MORE IN DAQUIRITAVILLE...”
  - Bart Simpson: “Oh, no. I've got half a beer in there! And "Bewitched" is on!”
  - Carl Carlson: “(RAISING BEER) We love you, President Simpson.”

## S11 E18 — Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1118.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Dad, that's a sports bra.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Gil Gunderson: “Now this is used crankcase oil, which you ladies know is murder to clean up, ya know. And company's coming!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 7 moment(s)
  - Barney Gumble: “Gee, is that what I look like when I'm drunk?”
  - Homer Simpson: “You wish. That's the stage we call "Professor Barney" -- talkative, coherent, even insightful. Here's drunk.”
  - Barney Gumble: “(DRUNKEN WARNING GROWL)”
  - Barney Gumble: “Gimme a beer!”
  - Homer Simpson: “You came to the right guy. I'll straighten ya out... right after I finish this beer.”
  - Barney Gumble: “Whoops, sorry. (TO HOMER) When I think about all the time I wasted at Moe's...”
  - Homer Simpson: “Wasted? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should've done? Remember the day we jumped that Census guy and stole his clicker?”

## S11 E19 — Kill the Alligator and Run
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1119.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “(SNIFFLING) Well, it was a little insensitive giving me a sex test, seeing that my wife just passed away.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Boisterous Student: “Show us your boobs!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STILL TIPSY) Guess how many boobs I saw today, Marge? Fifteen!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Band: “(GETTING-HIT-WITH-BEER NOISES)”
  - Sheriff: “You see, during Spring Break the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I'm a real hardass. (TO MAGGIE) Okay, sweet pea, you're next.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Your Honor, I'd like to represent myself. (TURNS TO JURY, HOLDS LAPELS) Drunken hicks of the jury...”
  - Homer Simpson: “Champagne, madame?”

## S11 E20 — Last Tap Dance in Springfield
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1120.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Little Vicki: “That's right. And I didn't tap all those Morse code messages to the allies 'til my shoes filled with blood just to roll out the welcome mat for the Reds.”
  - Eduardo: “There is just one dance that will beat them: the Tango de la Muerte.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “("OH SHIT" SOUND)”
  - Texan Man: “(QUICKLY) Put the birdie in the cage, odd lady in the center / Now the birdie is purdy / and the crows hop in / Pluck the feather all together / Hell bent for leather / Put your honey in the saddle...!”
  - Little Vicki: “Self-tapping shoes?! I'm ever so pissed!”

## S11 E21 — It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1121.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Bart sleeps with Raggedy Andy.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Selma Bouvier: “Look, all we know is she's going to shoot you or stab you or boil you...”
  - Marge Simpson: “No knife games on the kitchen table!”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Well, not dead, dying. (AS MARGE RISES) No, no, no, no. Don't walk away. Wait. How 'bout this: just show me the knife. In your back. Not too deep, but, uh, it should be able to stand by itself.”
  - Bart Simpson: “The kids are saying if you say Bloody Margie five times, she'll appear. But then she gouges your eyes out.”

## S11 E22 — Behind the Laughter
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1122.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I want to set the record straight. (DELIBERATELY, TO CAMERA) I thought the cop was a prostitute.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “Just try me, you... (PUNCHED) Owww.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Homer kept saying he could do a more realistic family show. Finally, I said, "So, do it! Either shit (BLEEP) or get off the pot."”
  - Narrator: “And shit (BLEEP) he did.”
  - Narrator: “But behind the chortles, this funny fivesome was trapped in a private hell.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(DISGRUNTLED) Dad, I've never said "Cowabunga!" in my life. Your script sucks.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Nobody told us how tough it is to raise kids. They almost drove me to fortified wine!”
- Homophobic jokes — 1 moment(s)
  - Huckleberry Hound: “I was so gay, but I couldn't tell anyone.”

## S12 E1 — Treehouse of Horror XI
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1201.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “People, please! We're all frightened and horny. But we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living, and scoring.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “The recent "wave" of murders...”

## S12 E2 — A Tale of Two Springfields
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1202.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “It worked on the test-corpse.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Homer stole our rock performance. (PUNCHING HAND) That fat, dumb and bald guy sure plays some real hardball.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “In retaliation for the power outage, Olde Springfield patriots have intercepted a beer truck bound for New Springfield and dumped all the beer in the river.”

## S12 E3 — Insane Clown Poppy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1203.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: “(CONFIDENTIALLY) Ooh, if you like that, you should try Mary Magdalene's Chocolate Orgasm.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Maya Angelou: “It is a Mach 5 child, forever bound to suckle / From the shriveled breast of Congress.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - FEMALE SOLDIER: “(STRANGLING SOUNDS) You - stupid - clown!”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “And you'll lose weight?”

## S12 E4 — Lisa the Tree Hugger
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1204.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - Mr. Thai: “Now restaurant fail. Children go to state college. Serious students powerless against drunken jockocracy. Baseball hats everywhere!”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Homer, ah, booze is on the house, seeing as how Lisa is, ah,... how do I put this... uh, ridin' the midnight train to slab city.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Thanks for the beer, Moe. But before Lisa died, she made this tape that I think you should hear.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(ON TAPE) Dear Moe, if anything should ever happen to me, I want you to tear up my dad's tab, (RELUCTANTLY) and pour cocktail onions... Dad, I can't”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(ON TAPE, RESIGNED) ... pour cocktail onions down your pants.”

## S12 E5 — Homer vs. Dignity
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1205.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(FIRM) She's right. Yes, I may be naked and reeking of panda love, but I've got to stop this before it goes too far.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I see what you're saying -- I need to buy a gun.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Lenny Leonard: “Wow, I never seen you have so many lunch beers before, Homer.”

## S12 E6 — The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1206.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Comic Book Guy: “Hmm. Let's see here... (BORED) X-RATED GIRLS -- already bookmarked... DIAL X FOR SEX... (INTRIGUED) MR. X? (CONSIDERING SOUND) Shall I cross the final frontier?”
  - Fake Homer: “Ya, please forgive my unexplained two-week absence. To make it up to you, we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Agnes Skinner: “(CALLING) Seymour! Are you looking at naked ladies?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Look, you can drug me all you want, but my family won't rest till they find my drug-bloated corpse.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “(THEN) Coming up, how do they get those dogs to talk on the beer commercials?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, don't worry about the Mr. X thing. (SITTING DOWN) I'm just here for a beer.”

## S12 E7 — The Great Money Caper
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1207.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Grampa Simpson: “I can't believe it! I can finally afford a young, crazy stripper wife.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Step right up! See the magic boy! Witness mystifying feats that will leave you scratching your head until it's raw and bloody!”
  - Seymour Skinner: “Yep. Blanks and a blood pack.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Beer! Yes! How did you know?”

## S12 E8 — Skinner's Sense of Snow
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1208.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “And where are the city's snowplows? Sold off to billionaire Montgomery Burns, in a veritable orgasm of poor planning.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DELIGHTED) Marvelous! Marvelous! (SUDDENLY BORED) Enough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.

## S12 E9 — Homr
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1209.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Female Warrior: “(SEXY STRUGGLING SOUNDS)”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I'm a Spaulding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Change me back to the blissful boob I was!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Super-criminal: “(STRANGLED CRY)”

## S12 E10 — Pokey Mom
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1210.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Ouch! I also like that "Sex and the City." None of those girls look like my wife. (CHUCKLES)”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Warden: “The contestants you'll see today are actual prisoners on a break from their telemarketing duties. Now, here comes our first outlaw!”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “That's charming, Sardonicus, but try to use less of a stabbing action and more of a brushing stroke.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Hey, Toro! Here's something to gore!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STRANGLED VOICE) Not unless you think about the irony.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Jack: “Thanks, Marge. Listen, if you're done with that washing machine, can I make some booze in it?”

## S12 E11 — Worst Episode Ever
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1211.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(OVERWHELMED BY TASTES) So many flavors! All those tasty memories flooding back! (ORGASMIC SOUNDS)”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Comic Book Guy: “Princess Leia's anti-jiggle breast tape...”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(UPSET) Yeah. That should be us covered with blood!”
  - Tom Savini: “That's a time-release blood pack.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Ah, nice to see ya'... Hey, how 'bout that Bloodzilla? (CHUCKLES) Vampire Dinosaur, ohh, you can't make that stuff up...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(LAUGHS, PATS WALL) Ah, these, aah, they're just painted on, there. Your choices are beer and, ah... (SCANNING BAR, SEES JAR) egg soakin's.”
  - Comic Book Guy: “I'll pass. Beer is the nectar of the nitwit.”
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “(EXAMINING TAPE) Mister Rodgers drunk.”
  - Mr. Rodgers: “(DRUNK) Well, whaddaya mean I can't take off my sweater? I'm hot!”

## S12 E12 — Tennis the Menace
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1212.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Salesman: “This is the deluxe area. The caskets are buried in unused, virgin graves; the monuments are completely self-cleaning and there is an optional "weeping widow" service.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Lisa! Lisa, beer me.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Oh, that's okay. Bart's doing fine. You just have another beer.”

## S12 E13 — Day of the Jackanapes
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1213.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “But I am a bit troubled by your constant attempts to murder people.”
  - Sideshow Bob: “Krusty, I'm so sorry about the attempted murder.”
  - Rainier Wolfcastle: “I do nude scene, I play nerd... Don't make me punch your throat.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “Over the years I've (MARIJUANA TOKING NOISE) a lot of (CARSON-LIKE) "wow," and I've (THRUSTING GESTURE) my share of (HOUR GLASS GESTURE) AA-OO-GAH! But there's only one thing I'm ashamed of.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, yeah, uh, I was at the flower shop today, too. Yup, gettin' drunk at the ol' flower shop.”

## S12 E14 — New Kids on the Blecch
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1214.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Let's see. Sweatbands... check. Anti-chafing nipple tape... (GRABS BREASTS) Check, check... (MOVES HAND A LITTLE LOWER ON TORSO) and check.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Thank you so much for saving our son from that murderous mob.”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Attention, runners. (RAISES GUN) On your mark, get set, now get outta here before I change my mind.”

## S12 E15 — Hungry, Hungry Homer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1215.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Howard K. Duff VIII: “No, no, we would never abandon our loyal Springfield fans. By the way, all this barging into rooms marked "PRIVATE" must have made you thirsty. Would you like a beer?”
  - Howard K. Duff VIII: “Now, Homer, we've developed this additive that makes beer super, super malty. Care to try it?”

## S12 E16 — Bye, Bye, Nerdie
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1216.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “What can you do? Sex sells.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “(CONTINUES PUNCHING, NEAR TEARS) Sorry. I'm so sorry.”
  - Francine's Mom: “Don't worry. She'll punch herself out.”

## S12 E17 — Simpson Safari
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1217.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Kitenge: “He is our leader. He seized power in a bloodless coup. All smotherings. (SMILES AND DOES "SMOTHERING WITH PILLOW" GESTURE WITH HANDS)”
  - Homer Simpson: “By the way, what kind of blood is this?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “I'm out of wine.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I mean I knew scientists wasted their lives, but geez.”

## S12 E18 — Trilogy of Error
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1218.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Attempted murder? (THREATENING) You'll burn for this. Burn in jail.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Well, I really shouldn't, what with my massive blood loss and all... (LOOKING AT THUMB) Although I do like the occasional beer...”
  - Lou: “Hey Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Okay, drop the knife, Stabatha. I-- (SEES THE BOYS AND THE FIREWORKS) Great Grucci's ghost! We've uncovered a hard-core cracker house.”
  - Fat Tony: “Gentlemen, remove your guns from your holsters.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Well, let's put him to the test. (TO ROBOT) Me love beer.”
  - Linguo: “"I love beer."”

## S12 E19 — I'm Goin' to Praiseland
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1219.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Wow, look at all these flavors: Blessed Virgin Berry... Command-Mint... Biblegum...”
  - Uhura: “You saved the Captain's life. I want to make out with you. And so do Catwoman and Agent 99.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “(HAND CUPPED TO EAR) What's that, floating mask? Y-You want me to shoot everyone? (REACHES FOR GUN)”
  - Poor Violet: “I taste blood. (ALSO RECORD "BWOOD")”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “Darn teenagers with their beer bottles.”
  - Lenny Leonard: “A Bible park without beer? (ANNOYED SOUND) Now I've seen everything.”

## S12 E20 — Children of a Lesser Clod
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1220.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Nelson Muntz: Boobs!”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “Oh, you're also responsible for this hefty hospital bill. You shouldn't have ordered all those hospital haircuts and porno films.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “3 to 1. Oh, this is a high-scoring affair.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “So many times we've seen our father go under the knife.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “This is the real Homer Simpson -- a beer-drinking meanie!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DRUNK NOISES)”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “All right, fatty, out of the pipe!”

## S12 E21 — Simpsons Tall Tales
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1221.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “The buffalo are gone. I think you shot them all.”
  - Hobo: “(SINGING) NOTHIN' BEATS THE HOBO LIFE / STABBIN' FOLKS WITH MY HOBO KNIFE-- I GOUGED...”
  - Marge Simpson: “This reminds me of our shotgun wedding.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Grampa, we've been married for years. When are you gonna put down that gun?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - Mrs. Abe Bunyan: “(DAZED) Whiskey please.”
  - Carl Carlson: “Hey, I say we get him drunk and drag him outta town. Same way we got rid of Laura Ingalls Wilder.”
  - Sourdough Moe: “(CAGEY) Uh, hey Paulie, uh, what say we buy ya a beer?”
  - Seymour Skinner: “Good Lord. Brought down by one beer?”
  - Hobo: “And thanks to that little girl, today you can find apples in everything that's good. Apple wine, apple whiskey, apple schnapps, apple martinis, Snapple with vodka in it, apple nail polish remover...”
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “One jug of whiskey... three plugs of tobacky... and some extra-strength opium. That will be two cents, boys.”

## S13 E1 — Treehouse of Horror XII
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1301.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Patty Bouvier: “Oh, yeah. Yeah. (DURING THE FOLLOWING STAGE DIRECTION) I don't care who she's sleeping with. That's been my space since 1981.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “What's my blood alcohol?”
  - Marge Simpson: “(WORRIED) Gee, you strangle him all the time, and that never happens.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Isn't that the voice that caused all those suicides?”
  - Marge Simpson: “(CORRECTING) Murder-suicides.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Wake up, ya lousy drunk!”
  - Leprechaun: “They used to give us champagne till (GLARING AT FROG) somebody ruined it.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Leprechaun: “(HORRIBLE HIGH-PITCHED JABBERING) ...ya big fat ass! (MORE JABBERING)”

## S13 E2 — The Parent Rap
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1302.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Well, you can tell she's never had kids. Look how high and firm her breasts are.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(PULLING SHOTGUN) All right. Hand 'em over.”
  - Marge Simpson: “(HOLDING BUTCHER KNIFE) Don't be mad at Homer. I was the one who cut the rope.”
  - Judge Harm: “Are you threatening me with that knife?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Because I... (GETS SLAPPED) Ow! You--!”
  - Bart Simpson: “(GETS SLAPPED) Ah!”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Judge Harm: “Hey, hey. If I want a cock 'n' bull story, I'll read Hemingway.”
  - “CAMPY 40'S MOVIE DETECTIVE: Damn dirty ape!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Ow, my head... Oh. I need a beer.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “One beer, comin' up.”

## S13 E3 — Homer the Moe
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1303.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Model #1: All of this yelling is taking away my horny.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Model #2: After Chernobyl, my penis, is falling off.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “And "penis" is Russian for...”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Now, ya see, that's what I'm talkin' about. You're always pointing that shotgun at us.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(LOWERS GUN) But, can you blame me? Every day it's the same old routine. I serve you drinks, you yak on and on and on, and I never get one stinkin' tip.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “That is the stupidest story I ever heard, and I've read the entire Sweet Valley High series. Ha. I am sick of you drunks and your shaggy dog stories.”
  - Homer Simpson: “No Moe. You've got it all wrong. People buy beer from you.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “We don't serve Duff no more. We got a Malaysian beer that's better than Duff... It's made outta soy sauce.”

## S13 E4 — A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1304.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “I don't understand. She was my young, sexy fiancée, he was my sexually virile best friend, and they just drove off in my Bugatti Sexarossa. How could this ever have happened?”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Great heavens! It's one of those nude female fire stations. (SHAKING HEAD) Ohh, I'd always be second place to some kitten stuck in a tree. Let's go, Smithers. Smithers?”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - STRIP CLUB: Ext. strip club - night
- Violence & injury — 8 moment(s)
  - Snake Jailbird: “I was. I told the guard that I was going out for a pack of cigarettes. Then I totally stabbed him. (LAUGHS)”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Oh, General Gao... you were a bloodthirsty foe, but your chicken is delectable.”
  - Snake Jailbird: “Dum-dee-dum-dum-dum. (TO HIMSELF) Okay. Gun, check. Dollar-sign bag, check. Powerbar, check. All right, let's rob this...”
  - Snake Jailbird: “Don't say that, baby. I'm gonna win you back if I have to pistol whip this guy all night.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(NERVOUS) Pistol whip?!”
  - Gloria: “Beating a man to a bloody pulp isn't gonna impress me”
  - Lou: “(AIMING HIS RIFLE) I think I can take him out, Chief.”
  - Snake Jailbird: “It used to. What if I beat him harder?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Oh, spectacular! Now we must celebrate -- I'll get some Champagne-iola. (CHUCKLES)”
- Homophobic jokes — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “You mean a Van Dyke?”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “No, a Van Dyke has a mustache, doesn't it?”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “Well, according to our Audience Insta-poll, forty-six percent say "You're Too Old", and thirty-seven percent say "She's A Skank".”

## S13 E5 — The Blunder Years
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1305.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “You found a corpse when you were twelve? No wonder you've been so traumatized. (SHE HUGS HIM)”
  - Marge Simpson: “Maybe there's murder afoot!”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Murder most foul?”
  - Chief Wiggum: “(HUSHED, DRAMATIC) That means our murderer could be on the other side of this hatch.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “(STARTLED NOISE, THEN ANGRY) What are you doing in my corpse-hatch?”
  - Young Louie: “Let's punch and kick them!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Putting away groceries -- it's like unwrapping presents from yourself. (EMPTYING BAG, TO MAGGIE) Fruit roll-ups for Bart... beer roll-ups for Homer...”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Young Louie: “Check it out, Fat Tony. Those jokers think they're the Cowsills.”

## S13 E6 — She of Little Faith
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1306.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SOLEMN) Son, we are about to break the surly bonds of gravity and punch the face of God.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Jimbo Jones: “His name's Gunnar and he's datin' my Mom. Sometimes he buys us beer.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Like the whore of Babylon?”

## S13 E7 — Brawl in the Family
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1307.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Amber Dempsey: “(TIPSY) No, honey. This time make it a "Sex on the Beach." And hold the beach. (SMALL ANNOYING LAUGH)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 8 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(DRUNK) Look, the thing about my family is, there's five of us. (COUNTING DELIBERATELY ON FINGERS) Marge, Bart, girl-Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.”
  - Gabriel: “Homer, your problem is quite simple. You're a drunken, childish buffoon.”
  - Gabriel: “...And plenty of beer.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Gimme that beer!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DRUNK) Give it to me, baby.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge, I'm sorry, but it wasn't my fault. Liquors drunkened me.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Why don't you just take Britney Beers and get outta here!”
  - Grampa Simpson: “Yeah, but this time you woke up with more than a hangover. You're married to me. Meee. (EVIL LAUGH)”

## S13 E8 — Sweets and Sour Marge
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1308.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(NODS) The prostitute with a heart of gold.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “Mr. Simpson, you are licking blood and Vapo-Rub.”
  - Carl Carlson: “All right. (PUNCHES PALM) Outside.”
  - Female Executive: “(PUNCHING NUMBERS) Divide by the number of people... Subtract belts and shoes... (GASP)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Why would Duff Beer put out a book?”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “I don't know how this town got so fat.”

## S13 E9 — Jaws Wired Shut
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1309.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “To where? How 'bout "Orgasmville"? Hello? Hello?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(ALMOST PERFECT ENUNCIATION) I'm horny!”
  - Marge Simpson: “Oh honey, think pink. (POINTS) Look, a salute to safe sex!”
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “Oh, don't worry. On a man his size, that just provides sexual release.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Okay, you pick one out and I'll punch it to death.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Oh, oh, what are you doing? You're gettin' some kind of booze all over.”
  - Duffman: “Time's up. The answer is (TURNS CARD OVER, READING:) beer! Ooh, Duff luck.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Wait, I know. Beer here!”

## S13 E10 — Half-Decent Proposal
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1310.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - “"Kim Catrall": Since this morning, I've had sex with a New York Knick, two subway cops, and a guy who works on Wall Street.”
  - Marge Simpson: “If I'm not having sex by the end of this goat-cheese quesadilla, I'm gonna scream.”
  - Kristen Davis: “I also enjoy sex.”
  - ARTIE: “Backwards! To the sexy '70s...”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “It's like being married to my best friend, and he lets me feel his boobs.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Artie Ziff? (REALIZING) Ohh, oh, that e-mail. Look, I got a little drunk and we...”

## S13 E11 — The Bart Wants What It Wants
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1311.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Rainier Wolfcastle: “(CHUCKLES) I play many characters: McBain, Officer Nick Vengeance, Sergeant Murder, and I was a voice on the "Frasier".”
  - Nelson Muntz: “Hey butler, stop butling yourself! (PUNCHING NOISE)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Ten-four, princess. (POINTS AT A TENT) Is that your beer tent?”
  - Tram Driver: “No, ma'am. I'm drunk.”

## S13 E12 — The Lastest Gun in the West
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1312.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SEXY GROWL)”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - BUCK: “Oh right, yeah, the guns.”
  - Krusty the Clown: “Oh, this is horrible. My spit-takes all have blood in 'em.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Thanks for coming, Mr. McCoy. We cooked your favorites: rattleJailbird meat, varmint kabobs, and refried whiskey.”
  - BUCK: “(ON SCREEN) Remember kids, Drunken Cowboy Brand Whiskey is smooth as milk.”
  - Marge Simpson: “I'm not sure I approve of selling whiskey to children.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(UPSET) He's drunk!”
  - Homer Simpson: “I've seen drunker.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “(REALIZING) Hey, you're not fun, you're fat.”

## S13 E13 — The Old Man and the Key
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1313.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “Well, I gotta do something before the Viagra kicks in. I know, I'll suck my teeth. (SUCKS TEETH, THEN LOOKS DOWN) Whoa, here we go.”
  - Grampa Simpson: “Sexy daughter...”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Jasper Beardly: Tramp.”

## S13 E14 — Tales from the Public Domain
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1314.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Sirens: “ON THE ISLAND, ISLAND OF SIRENS / OUR HOT SEX WILL LEAVE YOU PERSPIRIN'...”
  - Sirens: “ON THE ISLAND, WE'LL SEX YOU UP!”
- Violence & injury — 9 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Look, this story is more interesting than you think. (TEMPTING) It starts with Hamlet's father getting murdered.”
  - Ghost Homer: “My son, I have some shocking news. I was murdered. Murdered, I tells ya!”
  - Hamlet Bart: “(MURDEROUS SCREAM)”
  - Chief Wiggum: “(STABBED NOISES)”
  - Chief Wiggum: “I hide behind curtains 'cause I have a fear of getting stabbed.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Ah, now Hamlet, you know the rules. Laertes here gets uh one practice stab.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Overdue book?! This is the biggest frame-up since O.J. (THINKS) Wait a minute... blood in the Bronco... the cuts on his hand... those Jay Leno monologues... Oh my God, he did it!”
  - English Soldier: “(WHILE FIGHTING) 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello. What's all this then? It's a little bird with a knife, idn't it?”
  - Hamlet Bart: “(SCREAMS) Bloody floor!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Gentlemen, I must be wasted, 'cause it looks like that cloud is mad at me. (POINTS)”

## S13 E15 — Blame It on Lisa
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1315.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Lindsay Naegle: “I'm a sexual predator.”
  - Sexy Blonde Woman: “(SEXY GIGGLE)”
  - Teacher: “This is where we invented the lambada and the macarena. We are now developing our most powerful dance: the Penetrada. It makes sex look like a church.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(RISING AND PUNCHING FIST IN PALM) That's it. They have awoken a sleeping giant.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Get me tools and beer.”

## S13 E16 — Weekend at Burnsie's
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1316.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “It's been three days. And my mind is clearer, my sperm count is up, and I'm able to recognize simple shapes and patterns.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Don't worry, Homer. You don't need Mary Jane to laugh at Mr. Burns' jokes. Just picture him naked.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(COMFORTING) It's a murder, honey. A group of crows is called a murder.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “I'm talkin' about medicinal marijuana. Prescription pot. Texas T-H-C.”
  - Lenny Leonard: “Hey Homer, wanna smoke some marijuana?”
  - Lenny Leonard: “Uh-oh! (TO HOMER) Crotch the weed, man!”
  - Page McConnell: “Thank you. (READS NOTE) And now, a man who's a real poth-ead (POTH-EED)... I'm sorry, pothead... Homer Simpson!”
  - Moe Szyslak: “What's the matter, Homer? You're drunk but you're not like sloppy drunk.”

## S13 E17 — Gump Roast
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1317.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Agnes Skinner: “Hey Abe, you wanna hook up after the show?”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “Yeah, to a suicide machine.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(DRUNK) I'm sick of your lies. Secrets and lies. It's always secrets and lies.”

## S13 E18 — I Am Furious (Yellow)
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1318.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “non-porno site.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “Oh, you speak like a poet, but you punch like one too!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STRANGLING NOISE)”
  - Bart Simpson: “(BEING-STRANGLED NOISES)”
  - Marge Simpson: “No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - TV Announcer: “(EXCITED) Tonight, "When Dinosaurs Get Drunk"...”
  - Stegosaurus: “(DRUNKEN LAUGH)”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “If you ask me, you should give up fatty foods.”

## S13 E19 — The Sweetest Apu
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1319.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Let's say this pepper got married to this salt shaker, and along comes sexy Mrs. Dash...”
  - “Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: (UNINTERESTED NOISE) Not tonight. I said not tonight. (REALIZING) Wait, something's wrong. Why aren't you pressuring me for sex?”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Homer Simpson: “Dirty love. I mean, thirty love. I mean, anyone for penis? (FLUSTERED SOUND) I'll just get the shuttlecock. (WHIMPER)”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “Look, please, can you just take the children home? The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. Look. (POINTS)”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(GASPS) Apu is having an affair?!”
  - “Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: I know you have all gone to a lot of trouble to meddle in my affairs. But you cannot change my mind with one night of blasphemy and store-bought tandoori -- or should I say bland-oori!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(GHOSTLIKE) I order you to get back together... or I'll suck your blood. Blah, blah!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I need some supplies: a keg of beer, and a six-pack to hold me till I tap the keg.”
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “(INTERRUPTING, IMPATIENT) I know, I know, there will be forty-seven bottles of beer on the wall. Yes. Homer, you did not bring me here for this. What is it that you want to tell me?”
- Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - “Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Some special time. I get to stand around, watching you sell fatty poisons to overfed Americans.”
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “(READING) "#1) Break up with squishee girl." Well, that's a no-brainer. "#2) Lose weight. #3) Get cartoon published in New Yorker. #4) Legally change name to 'Slime Q. Slimedog.' #5) Wear nametag that says same."”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: (ICE COLD) Is it my husband's whore?”

## S13 E20 — Little Girl in the Big Ten
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1320.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SMALL ANNOYED GRUNT) (CALLING) Marge, where's my pellet gun?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SINGS) I TAKE A WHISKEY DRINK / I TAKE A CHOCOLATE DRINK / AND WHEN I HAVE TO PEE / I USE THE KITCHEN SINK / I SING THE SONG THAT REMINDS ME I'M A URINATING GUY!”
  - Ralph Wiggum: “You're like my Mommy after her box of wine.”

## S13 E21 — The Frying Game
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1321.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “If he wants to sleep with us, forget it.”
  - Priest: “(SNIDE) Go home and have sex with your wife?”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(READING) "Screamapillar Care Tips." Wow, look at all this stuff. "Without constant reassurance, it will die. It's sexually attracted to fire..."”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “So let me get this straight. This mysterious "man with braces" just stabbed the old lady and disappeared?”
  - Kent Brockman: “...And the elephant that couldn't stop laughing was put to death. Speaking of death, octogenarian Myrna Bellamy was brutally murdered last night. The top suspects, her disgruntled servants, Homer and Marge Simpson.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(INTRIGUED NOISE) I'd stab somebody for a pickle.”
  - Otto Mann: “Next on the Springfield Death Tour is the home of Marge and Homer Simpson... also known as "H. Diddy and his murder ho".”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Homer and Marge Simpson, you're under arrest for the murder of Myrna Bellamy.”
  - Marge Simpson: “(SIGH) It's hard to get in the mood... with all those murderous eyes staring at us...”
  - Marge Simpson: “Go away! (SEES KNIFE, GASPS)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(WEARY) Oh man, what a day. I'd kill for a beer.”

## S13 E22 — Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1322.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Fat Tony: “I wish to announce that my associates and I will gun down Homer Simpson if he has not left town by noon tomorrow.”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Hey, I didn't shoot anybody. They took my gun, they took my badge... hell, they would have taken my squad car if I hadn't hid it under some hay.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I must have a guardian angel -- with a rifle.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Can I have a beer?”
  - Homer Simpson: “…farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Now that I am the law, I'm gonna make a lot of changes around here. First, I'm gonna cut overhead by freeing Otis, the lovable town drunk.”

## S14 E1 — Treehouse of Horror XIII
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1401.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Isn't vacation sex always the best?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SURPRISED NOISE) Oh my God! (HOMER'S MUZZLE DISAPPEARS HERE -- FIX ANIMATION) She's become a monster! (ADMITTING) Which I have to admit, I sort of suspected during the sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Lou: “This always made me feel like a man, you know. Now all I got is my enormous genitals.”
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - Demon Maude: “(FEROCIOUS) Are you ready for tales that will shatter your spine and boil your blood?!”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(READING) "I dream of a world without guns." (TOUCHED NOISE) Don't we all, William.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “If not for guns, poor William Bonney might have become a doctor, or a Senator...”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Well, well. Not so tough without your gun, are you, Snake?”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Three cheers for a gun-free Springfield. Hip hip...”
  - Grampa Simpson: “beat him by a furlong -- or so the comic books would have you believe.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Double: “Beer... for me?”
  - HOMER DOUBLES: “(DRONE-LIKE) Beer-beer-beer-beer-beer-beer-beer-beer-beer-beer!”

## S14 E2 — How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1402.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - GROUPIES: “You're great! / I love you! / I want you! / Please sleep with us!”
  - Female Announcer: “(SEXY WHISPER) "Taxicab Conversations..."”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Drunk Homer: “So whammo, you get stuck in some boring job where they don't let you play guitar or take pictures of naked women, (SITS BACK) and all you can do is watch yourself get bald and fat, and kiss your dreams good-bye...”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Keith Richards: “They're bloody cardboard!”
  - Bart Simpson: “I had no idea, Dad. I just assumed with all the stranglings, you know...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 8 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(WOOZY SOUND OF ECSTASY)”
  - Homer Simpson: “Hi, Moe, got any beer?”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Wait a minute. I'm at work. (GRABS BEER FROM HOMER) Ya gotta pay for it.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Wait'll Moe sees how wasted I got without him. He's gonna plotz.”
  - Lenny Leonard: “What happened to you, Moe? You used to be about the booze.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DRUNK, EMOTIONAL) Ah, I don't care about the color of your skin, Lenny. You're my friend! (CRIES)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DISMISSIVE SOUND) If I was that drunk, I would remember it.”
  - Homer Simpson: “But rock stars are supposed to be about drinking and getting drunk and boozing it up.”

## S14 E3 — Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1403.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Punch buggy red!”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Ow! You are such an immature-- (SEEING SOMETHING OUT WINDOW) punch buggy white!”
  - Bart Simpson: “(BEING-STRANGLED NOISES)”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Tom Brokaw: “Oh Lord, I'm so fat.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Mrs. McConnell: “Lisa comes to us from Miss Hoover ("GLUG-GLUG" NOISE)...While Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel (COUGHS "SLUT").”

## S14 E4 — Large Marge
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1404.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Accidentally giving me breast implants is not a "simple misunderstanding." My surgery was botched!”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Mom, doesn't it bother you that they're giving you all this attention just because of (indicates breasts) those?”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “YOU'RE SEXY AND EXOTIC / LIKE A HOOKER FROM BELIZE.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Manjula, remember when Apu cheated on you?”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Woo hoo! I win the bet! (TO LISA, TRASH-TALKING, "STABBING" FINGER AT HER) Who's your Daddy?”
  - Robin: “Holy g-force, Batman! The blood's rushing to my head!”
  - Bart Simpson: “(IMPRESSED) Wow Mom, your guns got us a great table -- right by the lobster tank.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “YOU MAKE ME FEEL AS YOUNG / AS THE BLOOD I GET FROM SHEEP.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Don't make a fuss over me, boys. Just pour me a beer in a clean glass.”

## S14 E5 — Helter Shelter
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1405.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - Otto Mann: “(BLOODTHIRSTY ROAR)”
  - Lisa Simpson: “This is a joke. You'll find me down with the real fans, standing ankle-deep in beer and blood.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(PUNCHES FIST) Let's take Mr. Figgy Pudding down a peg.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STRANGLING BART) I'll teach you to whistle on the Sabbath! (MORE STRANGLING NOISES)”
  - Jimbo Jones: “(PUNCHING FIST IN PALM) God, I wish I had that little outfit.”
  - Marge Simpson: “He's betrothed to Martha Take-a-punch.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “Well, cock-a-diddily-doo! What a Marge-alicious way to start my Flander-rific day.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Come on, guys, you gotta stay. Tonight's the big cock fight. Ah-- (SELLING) We can eat the loser...”
  - Bart Simpson: “This sucks. How come Lisa gets something and I don't?”
  - Bart Simpson: “Hey Ma, our crap shack's going to hell.”
  - Bart Simpson: “What the hell was that?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “We are not staying at Moe's. Maggie's already drunk on the fumes. And she's a mean drunk.”
  - Mitch: “(DISGUSTED NOISE) Is it so gosh darn hard to get cocktail sauce in the middle of the Amazon?”

## S14 E6 — The Great Louse Detective
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1406.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Guide: “Our attendants can take ten years off your face and stick it in your boobs. And this place isn't just for gals anymore, it's also for vain, effeminate men.”
  - HOMER THOUGHTS: “(GASP) Oh my God! A naked celebrity. Be cool. Don't stare at his famous wang.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Now, your case requires someone who understands the twisted mind of a murderer. And I know just where to find him.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Dad! I figured it out! The murderer is...”
  - Lenny Leonard: “I'd just come up behind him with a knife and slit his throat real quick-like.”
  - Sideshow Bob: “I KNOW THIS CHUBBY SCALAWAG / HAS MADE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL. / SURELY IF I DRANK HIS BLOOD / I'D BE AT PEACE -- BUT, WELL...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge, this is a way to flush this killer out once and for all -- and get drunk on a Tuesday.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Today's Tuesday and you've had six beers.”
  - Homer Simpson: “But I'm not drunk!”
  - Carl Carlson: “Whoa, I'm so drunk I'm gonna puke. You ever get that feeling, beautiful?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh my God! (THEN COMPOSING HIMSELF) Attention drunken idiots: this is your king! Sacrifice yourselves to slow me down!”
  - Duffman: “Everything going dark... like Duff Stout, the beer that made Ireland famous. I love you, Doris! I...”

## S14 E7 — Special Edna
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1407.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Edna Krabappel-Flanders: “(OVERJOYED GIGGLE) I can't believe it. This, after I accidentally showed the R-rated "Romeo and Juliet." I thought that nipple would haunt me forever.”
  - Little Richard: “Ooh, I felt naked there for a minute.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(WRITING) "... and so on November 11, 1918, the guns fell silent and peace returned. The End."”

## S14 E8 — The Dad Who Knew Too Little
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1408.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “So sad, yet so sexy, yet so delicious. (DROOLING NOISE)”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Colt: “You know, you are the spitting image of the Aberdeen Strangler.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Well... if hiring this guy will make Lisa like me again, then I'll do it! Can I get this beer to go?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Drunk cop? Is that you?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Well, all the childless drunks at Moe's thought it was a great idea.”

## S14 E9 — The Strong Arms of the Ma
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1409.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Hey, your early porno movies! (SCANNING TITLES) Are any of these hetero?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Rainier Wolfcastle: “Sword baseball bat, sword rifle, sword pineapple, sword sword sharpener, sword pie-- (LOOKS AROUND) Hey what happened to the sword pie?”
  - Marge Simpson: “(HELPFUL TO BARFLY) Club soda will get that blood out.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Uh, listen Marge, how can I put this delicately? I don't got enough booze in this place to make you look good.”

## S14 E10 — Pray Anything
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1410.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “Yeah, with like a thousand boobs.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “You're right, Marge. I'll make it up to them. By throwing the bitchin-est beer bash this church has ever seen!”
  - The Rich Texan: “(DANCING A JIG) I'm crazy as a crap-house rat for philanthropy. Yee-ha! Yee-ha ha! (LAUGHS)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(POINTS UP) Marge, he's way the Hell up there.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - NICK RIVIERA: “(POINTS TO LAWYER) He got me sixty thousand dollars. And I was driving drunk in a graveyard.”
  - Carl Carlson: “On Dasher, on Dancer. Man, I must be wasted.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Everybody, look at the much-needed rain. Thank you, God. Now turn the rainwater into wine.”

## S14 E11 — Barting Over
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1411.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Lindsay Naegle: “Excellent. I represent Viagrogaine, the topical rub for bald, impotent men.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Bart Simpson: “And nipple piercing.”
  - Announcer: “Possible side effects include loss of scalp and penis.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Now calm down. I'm perfectly safe. Murder's illegal in this state.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STRANGLED VOICE) Now he's got it.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Dad, how drunk are you?”

## S14 E12 — I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1412.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SCRATCHING CHIN) Maybe I should hook up with you guys. After all, how long do any of us have to live?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Booberella: “Welcome to "Matinee of Blood and Commercials." I am your hostess, Booberella. Our first fright flick is 1983'S "Frankenstein and the Harlem Globetrotters Meet the Mummy and the Washington Generals."”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Barney Gumble: “(DRUNK) Relapse!”
  - Barney Gumble: “(SINGS À LA RESPECT BY ARETHA FRANKLIN) THAT'S WHAT BEER HAS DONE TO ME! / SOCK IT TO ME / SOCK IT TO ME / SOCK IT TO ME / SOCK IT TO ME...”
  - Mount Holyoke: “(DRUNK) No, party with me.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Dude, take it easy on the fatty foods. You're running out of leg veins to transplant into your heart.”

## S14 E13 — A Star Is Born-Again
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1413.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - “Reporter #1: Are you sleeping with Sara Sloane?”
  - Marge Simpson: “Ms. Sloane, I loved you in "Sleeping with Pinocchio" and "Honey, I Scotchguarded the Kids".”
  - Sara Sloane: “Actually, there is something. The time we've spent together has been wonderful, but... I want sex. With you.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Lenny Leonard: “Oh, oh, can I just push this plaster cast onto one of your boobs?”
  - Sara Sloane: “(TO DIRECTOR) Sam, he's got a point. Katharine Hepburn never showed her breasts.”
  - Sara Sloane: “You're so sweet to look out for me. (SEXY) The public may not see me naked, but you just might.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Sara Sloane: “Rainier, you're too jealous. You beat up Jon Lovitz just because he presented me an award.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “You know, I planted that crystal meth just to meet you. I was so shy.”
  - Luann Van Houten: “Well then, I guess it's time for margaritas!”
  - Sara Sloane: “I knew you'd say that. I need a glass of wine.”

## S14 E14 — Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1414.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “(HAVING SEX) Vote Quimby! Vote Quimby! Vote Quimby! VOTE QUIMBY!”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Kent Brockman: “This is Kent Brockman with a special live report from the headquarters of Krusty opponent John Armstrong. How can I prove we're live? "Penis." Now here's the candidate.”
  - Krusty the Clown: “Let me say I was the first clown to put a woman in sketches. Miss Bada Boom Boom Boom! She had more acting talent in one boob than most women have in their entire rack.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “Russian hooker. You tell me.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Congressman: “That's the saddest story I've heard in my 75 years of public service. (STANDS UP) It makes my blood boil and my left arm feel numb. Also, I taste copper.”
  - Krusty the Clown: “I swear to uphold and protect the constitution of these United States... so relax, gun nuts, I can't touch you.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Stained with the blood of American patriots.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SOUTHERN ACCENT) I say, I say... my groin! (RECEIVES PUNCHES) (PAINED NOISES)”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I guess there's only one way out of our problems: a murder/suicide pact.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(VERY DRUNK) You call this a bicameral legislature?”

## S14 E15 — C.E.D'oh
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1415.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “You're so cute when you're begging for sex, but I'm just too tired. (YAWN)”
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge doesn't think I'm sexy. What am I supposed to do?”
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “(CHUCKLES) Oh yes. I put myself through medical school dancing under the name "Malcolm Sex."”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Stark Richdale: “You there, the greasy, naked bald man!”
  - Accountant: “Homer I'll go over the year-end profit forecast if you'll stop looking at my boobs.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “Homer, take this quarter, call your mother and tell her you're never going to be a stripper.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark with a gun for a mouth. I only have one thing to say to that... bravo.”
  - Terrence: “(BEING STRANGLED NOISES)”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(INTRIGUED) Suicide, eh?”

## S14 E16 — 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1416.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “I can't read porno by candlelight! Who am I? Abe Lincoln?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Hey, we're all gonna be murdered some day.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(MOROSE) Nelson steals a hood ornament and now he's king of the school. All that's left for me is to become the biggest drunk this town's ever seen.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Okay you filthy booze-bags, it's two a.m. So uh, who's the designated driver?”

## S14 E17 — Three Gays of the Condo
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1417.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Young Homer: “(OBLIVIOUS) Well, I aims to please. Hey, let's stop by that dumpster and make out. (GAGS, THEN: HOLDS UP FINGER) Hold that thought.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I've learned a lot living here. It doesn't matter what someone's sexual preferences are, unless they're a celebrity, in which case (COYLY) it's dish, dish, dish!”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Grady: “It's either him or that girl who put "Mother Earth" as a reference. And with a male roommate, we can walk around naked.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Oh, it shows! I haven't had a strangle that smooth since I was four.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 9 moment(s)
  - Young Marge: “(UPSET) Video games and too much beer. You sure know how to show a girl a good time.”
  - Young Marge: “I don't want a life of watching you get drunk, then holding back your long, beautiful hair while you vomit. I have my own dreams and I can't live them with you.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, I get it. Your stupid husband is too (AIR QUOTES) "drunk" to do it right.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Well, there are a lot of beer cans around here.”
  - Julio: “Homer, what Grady is saying is that, how can I put this? We might have a cocktails, say, where all the guests are male.”
  - Julio: “Well, we've got the cure for that. Margaritas!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Margarita... that's Mexican for Marge. I'll take that as a sign!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Sorry I'm late -- the Velvet Mafia made me a Margarita I couldn't refuse.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Goodbye, Homer! I try to save our marriage, and you just get drunk and spend the whole night with your homosexual boyfriends!”

## S14 E18 — Dude, Where's My Ranch?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1418.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Clara: “(SARCASTIC) Well, that certainly justifies attempted murder. You know, there are more important things in this world than boys.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “I'm sick of this horse slapping and cow taunting! I'm going to my room!”

## S14 E19 — Old Yeller-Belly
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1419.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Now let me think. How did that beautiful young naked lady in "Jaws" make it out alive?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Duffman: “(NORMAL VOICE) Okay, if you have six liters of blood and your blood is eighty per cent alcohol, how much alcohol do you have? Anyone?”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Agnes Skinner: “And you've been bitching about it for thirty years.”
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “Damn, that's a lemony cola.”
  - Homer Simpson: “God no, it sucks.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Who the hell are you?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Hmm... needs beer.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(READING CONTRACT) It also says we will receive royalties in perpetuity, a bottomless keg of beer (GASP) and unlimited use of the Duff corporate jet.”
  - Duffman: “Stay cool, hopeless drunks. Oh yeah! (PELVIC THRUST)”
  - Otto Mann: “Check it out! That shark's wasted!”

## S14 E20 — Brake My Wife, Please
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1420.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Jackson Browne: “YOU HOOKED UP IN HIGH SCHOOL / NOW YOU'VE COME SO FAR / THEN YOU STARTED TO HATE HIM / AND HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Homer Simpson: “Thanks for picking my friends up from the strip club, Marge.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Hey, I'd like that. (MOANS) I can't. I have to go pick up Grampa... he proposed to another hooker at the bus station.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “Manjula, I'm so glad you have finally forgiven me for having an affair.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Ralphie, if you stop the car, I'll let you play with my gun.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Get in here, boozy. You're late for your drunkening.”
  - Homer Simpson: “No. From now on, walking is my beer. And feeling good is my hangover.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(GENIAL) Now, let's all raise our wine boxes... to Marge!”

## S14 E21 — The Bart of War
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1421.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Lou: “Well, if you just wanna talk, why don't we talk about Eddie sleeping with my ex-wife.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Otto Mann: “(TO MARGE) Then show us your boobs!”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(LICKS KNIFE, THEN) These losers are out of peanut butter.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Our nature walk will be hosted by a full-blooded Native American. Say hello to Jim Proudfoot from the Mohican tribe.”
  - Carl Carlson: “Jeez, I don't remember this much bad blood when I was a Cavalry Kid.”
  - Drederick Tatum: “Proceeds will go towards keeping people like me off the streets. I can't help myself: punch and grope, punch and grope. That's all I was taught.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “If they don't, I've wasted a lot of my life.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Yeah, Indians don't sit around drinking beer and watching TV.”
  - The Rich Texan: “You call this a large beer?”
- Homophobic jokes — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(LAUGHING) That is so gay.”

## S14 E22 — Moe Baby Blues
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1422.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Louie: “She's a corpse.”
  - Younger Mobster: “Boss, they hid guns in the men's room!”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Gee, uh, this is the second-most guns ever pointed at me.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Hey, those are my customers-slash-only friends! Where are they getting their beer?”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Oh, no problem. You know, it-it gave me kind of a good warm feelin'. Like when you get drunk and fall asleep in the snow.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “It's Uncle Moe's Play Tavern, with classic drunk Barney. Look, even the little toilet is broken.”
  - Marge Simpson: “I don't know if toy drunkards are an appropriate gift for a baby.”
  - Homer Doll: “(DRUNK) I peed my pants.”

## S15 E1 — Treehouse of Horror XIV
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1501.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Announcer: “He explored the behavior of individual molecules in a chemical reaction. She's the sexy star of Alias. Please welcome Nobel laureate Dr. Dudley Herschbach and Emmy Nominee Jennifer Garner.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - “Professor Jonathan Frink: Poppa, you're back! (HUGS HIM) Now, we had to replace several vital organs with machinery, but that doesn't make you any less of a man. Except you have no penis. In the uh, traditional sense.”
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “I'm gonna play naked basketball!”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Professor Jonathan Frink: Yes, he was testing out a new blood-based suntan lotion.”
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “Can I punch Oscar de la Hoya for a while?”

## S15 E2 — My Mother the Carjacker
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1502.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Asian Woman: “Hey Joe, your girlfriend sleeps with Tyrone Power.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Sideshow Mel: “And Peggy in the coffee shop, what a pistol. A mere nod in her direction and the refill was in the mug.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Bum: “(ANGRILY) Hey! Give me back my wine!”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Judge Snyder: “(BITTERLY) Yes. She used to call me Fatty-boomalatty. (THEN) I'll allow an Indian burn.”

## S15 E3 — The President Wore Pearls
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1503.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Gary Chalmers: “T-shirt? Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "Male Prostitute"?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Jimbo Jones: “With the band gone, how'll I know who to beat up?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “I really shouldn't be here -- I have a problem with games of chance. I played Candyland with Maggie and ended up throwing vodka in her face.”
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “(SINGS) I'M SO DRUNK I CAN BARELY SEE...”

## S15 E4 — The Regina Monologues
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1504.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Englishwomen don't pump gas naked!”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “We're bigshot tourists from everyone's favorite country: the USA. We saved your ass in Vietnam and shared our prostitutes with Hugh Grant. So give me some free maps, and none of that dry British wit.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Kid: “Dad, stop! It's only assault... don't make it murder!”
  - Snake Jailbird: “Um, does the bill have bank teller blood on it?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge, I'll be on my best behavior -- you have my word as a gentleman and a lady. Now let's see, which rifle should I bring?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Dear God of England: please let me go. In return I will spell the word "color" with a "u" and I'll use the metric system with every cubic milliliter of blood in my... oh, I can't do it. It's so stupid!”
  - Marge Simpson: “You punched out three people on the street.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “"Hockey Dad" rules! Feel the drunken wrath of Chuck Shadowski!”
  - Snake Jailbird: “(POLITE) I'm sorry I wasted your time.”

## S15 E5 — The Fat and the Furriest
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1505.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “(CHUCKLE) That hilarious footage was shot by local hunter, Grant Connor -- not with a gun, but with a camera!”
  - Grant Connor: “That's right, Kent. I often get guns and cameras confused. One time, tragically, at a wedding.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I never realized how hot this suit is. I'm sweating out all my blood-lust!”
  - Grant Connor: “Okay boys, that bear's gonna make a dash for freedom. Unless we take him down. (COCKS RIFLE)”
  - Cletus Spuckler: “Yeah, all the way down. (COCKS RIFLE)”
  - Lisa Simpson: “You can strangle Bart, but you can't strangle your humiliation.”
  - DOLPH: “My Dad once beat up six employees at KFC. And he'd been up for three days.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Grant Connor: “Okay boys, that bear's gonna make a dash for freedom. Unless we take him down. (COCKS RIFLE)”
  - Cletus Spuckler: “Yeah, all the way down. (COCKS RIFLE)”
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge, you're gonna love my present. It is so thoughtful it makes the kids' gifts look like crap.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Well, well, if it isn't Fatty and Smell-ma.”

## S15 E6 — Today I Am a Clown
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1506.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “How about Jon Stewart? He's a son, a lover and a pundit rolled into one sexy package. (BOB HOPE GROWL)”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(CHUCKLES) Boobs. Just like what girls got.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Krusty the Clown: “All these rules--I feel like I'm in a strip club!”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “I say live fast, die young, and leave a big fat corpse.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh God, it's baby blood!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STRANGLING DOG) You broke our deal -- we had an oral contract!”
  - Bart Simpson: “Dad, you blew it. You listened to Lisa. And then you lost your stranglehold on the audience.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “Let's see... champagne or Slim Fast?”

## S15 E7 — 'Tis the Fifteenth Season
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1507.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Why don't you just take my blood?”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “What a great Christmas. Not even Moe's annual suicide attempt can ruin it. (POINTS UP)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(SHOCKED) You wasted our money on something extravagant for yourself!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SUNG AGAIN) AND JUST A LITTLE DRUNK.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “"Mr. Scott": It's no use, Captain! He's showin' visions of me future... God, I'm so fat!”

## S15 E8 — Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1508.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Roofi: “(TO TUNE OF "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR") TICKETS TICKETS BUY THEM NOW / ROOFI HE WILL SHOW YOU HOW / VISA, AMEX, OR MC / OR MAKE OUT A CHECK TO”
  - Lindsay Naegle: “I'm gonna tell an anecdote about oral sex... without having to look around.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Crowd: “(BLOODTHIRSTY CHEERS)”
  - Actress In Blue Wig: “(HALF-BAKED IMITATION) I'm Marge Simpson, and even I'm against "Families Come First." Now it's time to do some coke off the blade of a knife.”

## S15 E9 — I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1509.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Kearney Zzyzwicz: “Thanks for the tassels. My mom can wear these on her boobs at work.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I just installed a chip that makes it ten per cent more bloodthirsty!”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “That is one bitchin' bike!”
  - Homer Simpson: “What the Hell is this? (MOANS)”
  - Knockahomer: “The Hell it did.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SADLY) Oh, the beer's gone. I'll have to suck it out of the shag.”
  - Bart Simpson: “...then Knockahomer did three victory laps and pretended to drink a beer!”

## S15 E10 — Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1510.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Captain Mordecai: “(HEARTY LAUGH) Now that your boyfriend's dead, I'm free to be selfish, drunk, emotionally distant, sexually ungenerous, pissy...”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “Oh Mr. Homer, anything for a cuckolded boob, I mean, loyal customer.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “(TO SELF, SING-SONG) This is how you talk when you learn English from porno movies.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SINGS) HERE IN MY CAR / I AM HOSING OFF BLOOD / SOME OF IT'S MINE / BUT MOST OF IT'S NOT / HERE'S MARGE...”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “No! Gotta read Marge's book. Can't get distracted. Hm... "distracted," that's a funny word. Does anyone ever get "tracted?" Let me call the suicide hotline and ask them.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “"Scene From Moby-Dick."”
  - Tom Clancy: “(LISTENS, THEN:) Would I say "If you're hunting for a good read this October, Marge Simpson's book is a clear and present danger to your free time?" Hell no, I wouldn't.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - CYRUS MANLEY: “Did you promise to be miserable, to be taken for granted by a drunken lout?”

## S15 E11 — Margical History Tour
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1511.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Margarine: “Sweetie, sometimes a daddy and a mommy decide to live apart. It's not your fault, it's just that you came out the wrong sex and ruined everything.”
  - Carl Carlson: “Wow, the Columbia River! Now we just ride this baby down to the Pacific, and get us some sweet mermaid sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Henry VIII: “So grow a penis or get lost.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Father: “(HIGH ENERGY) Get your genuine death masks, fresh off the corpse! Be the first on your block to give me money!”
  - Dr. Nick Riviera: “I can tell from here you have too much blood. (OPENS BLACK BAG) Let's get you covered in leeches!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Salieri: “Wine here! Get your wine! Claret, Port, Riesling! Emperors drink free!”

## S15 E12 — Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1512.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Nadia Comaneci: “I don't think you understand the mechanics of heterosexual sex.”
  - Indigent Man: “Wanna make out?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “Hey, Bart, I "borrowed" my uncle's pellet gun. Wanna go shoot Apu?”
  - Bart Simpson: “Since he's been back, Milhouse has had three bloody noses and stepped in dog doo. (HAPPILY) It's always a party with that guy.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “No, no, just give them each a nickel and send them to Moe's. Let them while away the afternoon spilling their beer on gullets and trousers whilst drooling over French postcards. (SHUDDERS)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DRUNK) I don't wanna go home! I'm not done talking to me!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(TO SELF, TIPSY) I am so wasted. (EXCITED) Oh my God, oh my God, we're having a simultaneous pass out!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SLIGHTLY DRUNK) Yeah, you heard your mother.”

## S15 E13 — Smart & Smarter
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1513.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(ALTERNATE LAUGHS AND STRANGLED NOISES)”
  - Interviewer: “(UNFAZED) You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I'm sorry we wasted your time, your Lordship.”

## S15 E14 — The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1514.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(INTRIGUED) Ooh, well, I am curious to see if those teens lose their virginity. And the wager only sweetens the deal.”
  - Ticket Vendor: “Sold out... Sorry... Not a movie. The only movies starting now are "The Re-deadening" and "Teenage Sex Wager."”
  - Homer Simpson: “Okay. You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you touch can and will be held against you in a court of sex. If you cannot afford a sex-torney”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “Artie Ziff shocked investigators today by turning over a second set of books, detailing his own financial culpability, and exonerating stumbling, bumbling boob Homer Simpson. Simpson's grateful family had this to say:”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “And it would be nice to have someone here I can beat up.”

## S15 E15 — Co-Dependents' Day
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1515.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Look, I'm not sure this place is working. The drinkers are smoking, the smokers are drinking, and the gamblers are having sex with everything that moves.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Kids, why don't you write a complaint letter? That's how I got the Channel Six weather girl to start wearing a bra.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Otto Mann: “(SOBS) I didn't realize British coal miners had it so bad. (SHAKES FIST) There's blood on your hands, Mrs. Thatcher!”
  - Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: “The blood of Christ.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 10 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Pleasant aroma, rich full body, well-aged... and the wine's not bad either. (CHUCKLES)”
  - Marge Simpson: “Homie, to store the extra wine we bought, I made a little wine cellar.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Maybe we should put this booze cruise in dry dock for a while.”
  - Duffman: “Duffmensch orders you to party! This Reich will last a thousand beers! Oh ja! (TO SELF, SADLY) I do this, and I'm Jewish.”
  - Germans: “(CHANTING) Eins, zwei, drei, beer!”
  - Marge Simpson: “Well, I don't want to be a "Gloom-Hilda." I guess one beer won't hurt.”
  - Homer Simpson: “All good points. Sleep tight, my drunken angel.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(TO HIMSELF) I'm in no condition to drive. (THEN) Wait -- I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk.”
  - Marge Simpson: “(DRUNK, À LA FOSTER BROOKS) Oh no! I'm gonna be incarce... incarce... incarce... I'm going to jail.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Okay, Marge. For you I'll give up rum-based cocktails. Except mojitos and rum and coke.”

## S15 E16 — The Wandering Juvie
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1516.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Saleswoman: “This is our "Li'l Hooker" line. All the girls your age are wearing it... except the freakishly unpopular.”
- Violence & injury — 6 moment(s)
  - Salesman: “(SLIGHTLY ANNOYED) No, not bull-honky. A couple uses the gun to select gifts they want for their wedding.”
  - Itchy: “I declare an end to the spectacular 3-D blood and gore.”
  - Homer Simpson: “If you're gonna pick on someone, why don't you pick on someone much bigger than you with a gun?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, I get it. Blame the strangler.”
  - Warden: “(STERNLY) You two will dance, and you'll like it. Then you'll have punch and you'll drink it. Then your eyes will meet, and it will be awkward. So help me God.”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Well, well, well, if it isn't Punch N' Juvie.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Future skank!”

## S15 E17 — My Big Fat Geek Wedding
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1517.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Selma Bouvier: “All right, we got Sex With An Alligator, Screaming Orgasms, and Virgin Screaming Orgasms.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Ooo, sexy drinks, adult board games...”
  - Lindsay Naegle: “Now that's sexual!”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Whoa. Is that a five? (SEXY) Well, this uniform is a little snug! Oh yeah -- (CHUCKLE) Woo!”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Edna Krabappel-Flanders: “It's... another pair of edible panties!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Right, naked Duffman?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “We're your buddies! Now come on, Homer's kids' principal, have a beer!”
  - Seymour Skinner: “(BOISTEROUS DRUNK) You know I wish I had an exciting life... like that class picture photographer. Ho, how many women has he had in that van? Two, that I know of.”

## S15 E18 — Catch 'Em If You Can
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1518.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(POINTS TO SIGN) I don't know... Homie, why don't we just go home, wait 'til the kids fall asleep, and have sex in the car?”
  - Bart Simpson: “You'll love it -- it's full of sexy old widows who don't want to die alone.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SINGING) COME ON EVERYBODY HAVE SOME SEX-UAL CONGRESS / NOT THE KIND OF CONGRESS THAT CONTAINED PAUL TSONGAS...”
  - Homer Simpson: “(HAPPY LESS SEXUAL GIGGLES AND WHOOPS)”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Young Husband: “Seriously, with the new breast pumps, and Diaper Genies, and corporate flex-time, child-rearing oughta be a snap!”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 4 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Adult Film Section
  - ADULT FILM SECTION: Int. Adult film section - continuoUS
  - Homer Simpson: “(MAKES SNARE DRUM NOISES, THEN HUMS STRIPPER THEME)”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Yeah, it's a tissue... covered in blood and boogers!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STRANGLING NOISES)”
  - American Skipper: “Beat it, you puck-slapping maple-suckers!”

## S15 E19 — Simple Simpson
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1519.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 8 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Pie Man is not your father, little girl. (COVERING) I... murdered your father.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Silence! Or I'll chop you into suet for my murderous gerbils and hamsters.”
  - Farmer Billy: “Would you like to see how a pig goes from loving life to your fork and knife?”
  - Krusty the Clown: “Check it out -- dribble glass, rubber knife, whoopee salad...”
  - The Rich Texan: “(HEARTY LAUGH, FIRES GUNS)”
  - Kent Brockman: “In an attempt to curb copycat pieings, the police have organized a pie-for-guns exchange.”
  - Chief Wiggum: “(CUTs HIM OFF) That's why Pie Man is goin' down.He spins the barrel of his gun.”
  - Country Singer: “(SINGS) I COULD PLEASE MS. BARBRA STREISAND / BY SPITTIN' ON THE FLAG / OR STRANGLIN' A BALD EAGLE / ON THE COVER OF SOME MAG /”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “(CHUCKLES) And finally, the breakaway wine bottle...”
  - Lisa Simpson: “My theme is "If Music Be The Food of Love." The setting features tuning forks, champagne flutes and of course, chopsticks. And for dessert, Ella Fitz Jell-O.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Get ready, skanks -- here comes the truth train!”

## S15 E20 — The Way We Weren't
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1520.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “Captain Horatio McCallister: (SINGS) I MET HER ON THE MOUNTAIN, THERE I TOOK HER LIFE / MET HER ON THE MOUNTAIN, STABBED HER WITH MY KNIFE...”
  - Homer Simpson: “But I've done way worse stuff since then: (TICKING OFF ITEMS ON HIS FINGERS) there was the gun I hid from you, the time I sued the church, ruining Lisa's wedding in the future...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Homer drunk... but how? Hmmm...”
  - Homer Simpson: “My beer! (CRADLES BOTTLE) You never had a chance to become my urine! (SOBS THEN, TO BART) Why you little...”
  - Homer Simpson: “Mr. Simpson, do you think it's appropriate for a ten-year-old boy to steal a beer with intent to kiss?”
  - Bart Simpson: “Homer, I'll bet when you were ten you were stealing beers, kissin' girls and tippin' dinosaurs.”

## S15 E21 — Bart-Mangled Banner
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1521.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Swat Team Leader: “(BRANDISHING GUN) Simpsons, you're under arrest for the violation of the Government Knows Best Act.”
  - Drederick Tatum: “(PUNCHES HIM) That was for Dr. King.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, what's the use? Even if they pick us up, we'll go back to jail 'cause they think we hate America. I don't want to end up like Elmo, hanging himself in prison.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “When we explain our side of the story, the hate calls will end. I won't have to hear "suck my such and such" or "hell this" and "bitch that..."”
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “Welcome to Hell...man Avenue Medical Plaza.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “Goodbye, Homer. I can't get drunk and vomit next to a guy I don't respect.”
  - Bill O' Rights: “(DRUNK) What I do? What I do?”

## S15 E22 — Fraudcast News
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1522.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “Carved by centuries of wind and rain, Geezer Rock will soon be more than just a place for teens to have sex and commit suicide.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Booberella: Boobs!”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “Thank you, Blood and Tears. Sorry to hear about Sweat.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(ENTRANCED) They're so beautiful. And their breath smells like peppermint! (THEN, DEFIANT) No! No! I won't take your blood ponies! (TO PONIES) Go on, sweetie. Go on. Shoo!”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “Carved by centuries of wind and rain, Geezer Rock will soon be more than just a place for teens to have sex and commit suicide.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “Check out the Willie World News: I review the new tractors. They're all shite!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Kearney Zzyzwicz: “Burns is alive? Then whose skull am I drinkin' beer out of?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DRAINS BEER) Well, that loser Milhouse has always had a thing for her. Don't you love it when nerds don't know they're nerds?”

## S16 E1 — Treehouse of Horror XV
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1601.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “I just told the natives they were havin' sex the wrong way!”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “So, what'd I die of? Too much happiness? Naked girl avalanche?”
- Violence & injury — 8 moment(s)
  - Inspector Wiggum: “(SIGH) Looks like the muttonchop murderer has struck again.”
  - Inspector Wiggum: “This mysterious Hindu is clearly responsible for the murder. Lock him up till we find someone darker, boys.”
  - Eliza: “The Muttonchop Murderer is long gone. But this ledger will lead us to him!”
  - Inspector Wiggum: “(DOPPLER) Remember me for my police work and not the murders!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(PLAYFUL) Oh, I'm so scared. Ned Flanders is pointing a gun at me. You couldn't even shoot me by accident, even if I whacked the barrel like this. (WHACKS BARREL REPEATEDLY AND GIGGLES)”
  - Harlot: “(COCKNEY) You gave me quite a fright, you did. (FLIRTY) Say, you don't need no fancy knife to get me attention, not with those handsome muttonchops. C'mon, give us a snog.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Stop that! The felt is slicing through me like a knife!”
  - Marge Simpson: “And white blood cells are attacking my clothes!”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Lord Mayor Quimby: “This week in our Summer Hanging Series, we're pleased to present the Muttonchop Murderer. At last God-fearing Londoners are free to walk Whore Alley.”

## S16 E2 — All's Fair in Oven War
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1602.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Of course not. Why would I want to look at a nude woman I'm not even married to? I mean, I wouldn't even know how she could improve me.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SERIOUSLY) Do you know what a boob is?”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Food Icons: “(CHANTING) Blood for creme! Blood for creme!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHANTING ANGRILY) Blood for creme! Blood for creme!”
  - James Caan: “Well, a punch to the gut cleared that right up.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “Marge, you know I thought I was Springfield's wing ding king, but uh, you make my chicken look like cock-a-diddily doo doo.”
  - Chief Wiggum: “(FREAKED-OUT LOOK) Aw crap.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Looks like me and Marge are both goin' to Hell. That's when I make my move.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(UNIMPRESSED) B.F.D. I've had your scrambled eggs, Homer. The secret ingredient is whiskey.”

## S16 E3 — Sleeping with the Enemy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1603.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “two big, sexy circles for eyes...”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Nelson Muntz: “So, my mom works at Hooters, but her dream is to go to Vegas and work in a real strip club.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(LAUGHS AND STRANGLED NOISES)”
  - Marge Simpson: “Aren't you the boy who beats up my son?”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “I know this obsession with thinness is unhealthy and anti-feminist... (CRACKING) but that's what a fat girl would say!”

## S16 E4 — She Used to Be My Girl
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1604.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “In Springfield today, a sex scandal has brought in reporters from around the world. Why, here's Fox News!”
  - CHLOE: “How 'bout a half hour of pity sex?”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Homer Simpson: “And I'm growing ashamed of my penis.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I've learned to walk naked on stilts!”
  - CHLOE: “Remember to keep my boobs in the shot. And we're on in five, four, three...”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Why you little... need a reason for strangling, do ya... I'll fix your wagon!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Lisa, let me explain what happened tonight. Sometimes when your Mom has half a glass of wine, she goes cuckoo bananas.”

## S16 E5 — Fat Man and Little Boy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1605.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Database: “I wish I had that shirt. It's clever, funny and would cover my boy boobs nicely.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Not so fast. I also want (LOOKING AROUND STORE) some dribble glasses, fake boobs, two of Bart's T-shirts, and that rapping toilet seat.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Where'd the blood come from?”
  - Bart Simpson: “Sergeant Activity, your mission is to scale the icy walls of Mount Bloodkill!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(LOUD RACE CAR NOISES, SCREECHES, MACHINE GUN FIRE, SIRENS) Screw the market, we're going to Mexico!”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Hey, idiot. You're fat, and your Mom's naked on the internet. You also smell.”

## S16 E6 — Midnight Rx
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1606.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Well, that was a pretty good party. Do you think Carol from payroll and Mike from shipping are going to hook up?”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Los Jacquitos Leader: “Thank God we did not stitch your name over the breast.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “(TO GRAMPA) Get in the car -- and don't touch those guns, I just loaded 'em.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Wow, this is just like Hawaii, but you don't get beaten up if you leave the hotel. What gives?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Dad, you tried your best. For the first time in my life I can say, without being drunk, that I truly admire you.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Don't dump me out! I can lose weight! Just give me a chance.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “Careful, it's hotter than a Fox News weather skank.”

## S16 E7 — Mommie Beerest
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1607.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Lindsay Naegle: “Well thank you, your honor. You know, you're kind of sexy.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “THINK OF ME BABE WHENEVER / SOME SWEET TALKING GUY IN A THONG / HANDS YOU A BONG / DON'T TAKE...”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “Moe and Marge are having an "emotional affair."”
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge, I just wanna say: if you ever feel like cheating on Moe, here's my card.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(LOUD MACHINE GUN NOISES)”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Yeah well, I sweat blood.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “I'm just going to call the suicide hotline now. (DIALS) And they've blocked my number! Oh God! (SOBS)”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(TOUCHED) Thanks, Marge... (UNDER BREATH) Know-it-all bitch. (NORMAL AGAIN) Oh, uh, did I mention there was a mistake at the front desk? (SNEAKY CHUCKLE)”
  - Homer Simpson: “See you in Hell, document!”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Hey wait a minute, what the Hell is that?”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Hot damn, I won! Marge, I swear I'll be the best man you ever had. It's gonna be all flowers and back rubs and how-was-your-day dear and”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “When we were kids, our dads used to get drunk and make us fight each other.”
  - Carl Carlson: “(SHRUGS) Hey, a beer's a beer.”
  - “Drunks: (MOANS)”
  - Marge Simpson: “HERE'S MY NEW IDEA TO SELL BOTH BEER AND GRUB / WE WILL TURN THIS FILTHY DIVE INTO A PROPER OLD-TIME BRITISH PUB!”
  - Lisa Simpson: “WHAT A CLASSY WAY TO GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASSES”
  - Moe's Thoughts: “And tonight, after some surf 'n' turf and a bottle of champagne, maybe some Snickers pie, I'll explain how the hotel made a little "mistake" and we gotta stay in the same room.”

## S16 E8 — Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1608.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Grandfather: “Sorry, Jimmy -- your Grandma and I are going to go have old-people sex. (TURNS TO CAMERA) Thank you, Jammitin!”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Bart Simpson: “And sexy. King David stole someone else's wife... Mary Magdalene was a hooker...”
  - “Espn-style Anchorman #1: Welcome to Jock Center! Tonight, the Clipper and the Stripper, a Jones that's Chipper, and did Joe Torre shoot Flipper?”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “Now boys, we're gonna film the world's first and some would say best murder mystery -- the story of Cain and Abel!”
  - Rod Flanders: “(CRAZED) So shall my knife find favor with thy belly!”
  - Marge Simpson: “(MURMUR) Oh my. Ned's next movie seems even bloodier than the last one.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Ned, there's more to the Bible than blood and gore.”
  - Football Announcer: “And that's the gun!”

## S16 E9 — Pranksta Rap
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1609.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 8 moment(s)
  - Anchorman: “This all-star concert, dubbed "Murder 4 Life," features "Da Glock Pointaz," "Romeo Smoov," "Queen Booty Shaykah," "M.C. Champagne Millionaire," and "Assault Weapons" Magazine's man of the year, "Alcatraaaz."”
  - Bart Simpson: “Hell yeah! I'm representin' at "Murder 4 Life," know what I'm sayin'?”
  - Chief Wiggum: “(DEFENSIVE) Hey, I crack cases all the time. Like the case of the symphony conductor who murdered his star cellist.”
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “Bart, two, three, four! (SPINS RIFLE) You put my Dad in jail, flip, spin, twirl!”
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “You've gotta do something. (TWIRLS RIFLE AND THROWS IT UP) I want my Dad back!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SUDDENLY PANICKED) Not her! She'll hunt us down relentlessly -- like a bloodhound mixed with a student loan officer!”
  - Chief Wiggum: “(SADLY) This is hopeless. My gun isn't even loaded.”
  - Marge Simpson: “All too well. Rap music belongs in the rubbish bin. It encourages punching, boastfulness, and rudeness to "ho's."”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(ABSENTMINDED) I love you too, Jerry. (SIPS BEER)”

## S16 E10 — There's Something About Marrying
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1610.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(CHUCKLES) Some sucker will think he's getting beer, but he's really gonna get a face full of melon!”
  - Barney Gumble: “Oh boy, free beer!”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Woman: “You've reached Fox. If you're pitching a show where gold-digging skanks get what's coming to them, press one. If you're pitching a rip-off of another network's reality show, press two.”

## S16 E11 — On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1611.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “My housekeeper is suing me for sexual harassment.”

## S16 E12 — Goo Goo Gai Pan
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1612.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Adoption Affairs Office
  - ADOPTION AFFAIRS OFFICE: Int. adoption affairs office - cONTINUOUS
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Madam Wu: “These are the famous Shaolin Temple monks. They pursue spiritual peace through mastery of bare-fisted murder.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(AD LIB SCREAMS, GETTING PUNCHED NOISES)”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Mr. Zhao: “Of course. The Chinese government only allows wholesome, married couples to adopt. No "hen without cock." I apologize if that is a double-entendre in your language. It is not in ours.”
  - Bart Simpson: “What the hell's menopause?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Wow, it makes the Lincoln Memorial look like crap.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(EXPLAINING, AS IF TO CHILD) Son, menopause is when the stork that brings babies gets shot by drunken hunters.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I was this woman's husband for a few days, in name only, and beer will soon obliterate that memory. But I don't think this baby could find any greater love on your planet or ours.”

## S16 E13 — Mobile Homer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1613.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “You hide food in my hair... you think brushing your teeth is foreplay...”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “You can wear swimsuits instead of underwear!”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Turkish Captain: “You are a wise woman. It is a shame you dress like a Lebanese prostitute. (TO SAILORS) Return to the docks!”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “I see. You were mad enough to leave our house, but not mad enough to leave our property? (PLAYFUL PUNCH) That's my half-assed Dad!”
  - Homer Simpson: “I'll let you punch me!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Why you little...! (STRANGLES BART)”
  - Bart Simpson: “(STRANGLING NOISES)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “It's my money... I'm the one who earns it... drinking beer out of a thermos like an animal...”
  - New England Rv-er: “Well, we'll give you regional beers.”

## S16 E14 — The Seven-Beer Snitch
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1614.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Uh... apron, boobs-face?”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “This is worse than when we thought Mom was having an affair. It turned out she was just going to the library to cry.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Officer Krackney: “I can't help the way I am. When I was a boy, I saw my father murdered before my eyes. By me.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Governor, I think the only fair solution is to pardon all these thugs and murderers.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(YELLING) Kids! Why's the cat so fat?”

## S16 E15 — Future-Drama
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1615.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “Welcome seniors and sexually precocious underclassmen. I'd like to say goodbye to those who are going off to college, or to fight in Gulf War Five: "Operation Find Our President's Head."”
  - Jenda: “(SWEETLY) Bart, don't be nervous. Sex on prom night is as American as our fifty-first state: Saudi-Israelia.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(GETTING STRANGLED NOISES)”
  - Marge Simpson: “You mean get beaten up by him?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - “Assistant Principal Kearney: Okay, I want a nice, clean prom. That means no booze, kick, puff, doze, maxx, stim or turb. Remember, "Stim Kills."”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Anoop: “I'm Anoop, you racist cracker!”

## S16 E16 — Don't Fear the Roofer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1616.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Finally, a bar for men who like to drink and look at sexy women.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I'd like a beer and a sympathetic ear.”
  - Ray Magini: “Sure, I'll help ya, under one condition -- you gotta help me finish this pitcher of beer.”

## S16 E17 — The Heartbroke Kid
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1617.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Tab Spangler: “We can worry about that when we're standing naked before the bed! My goodness! No wonder you eat.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SO SELF) Why did I give her a gun? (DECISIVE) But I repeat: no one is being replaced by a machine. (BEAT) Until all the kinks are worked out.”
- Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “(INTO BULLHORN) These new vending machine snacks are crammed with processed sugar, industrial byproducts and trans-fatty acids!”
  - Homer Simpson: “But who else needs to lose weight? Maggie? Grampa? My seldom-seen half brother Herb?”

## S16 E18 — A Star Is Torn
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1618.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “(IMPRESSED) Questioning the kid's sexuality -- well done.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “So I took a stab at writing my own song. Something that expresses what's really in my heart.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Good job, sweetie. Every time you hit that note, I'll shoot a glass with my BB gun.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(SIGHS) There's no way I'm gonna beat her.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SWEET) Is that green enough for you, sweetie? (MENACING) 'Cause I can make it greener... (PUNCHES FIST IN PALM)”
  - TEENAGE P.A.: “(BEING STRANGLED NOISES)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Dewey Largo: “When she sings a C, it's a C! (BITTERLY) Unlike a certain glee club I've wasted my life on!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Don't lose hope, sweetie. I'm gonna write you a song so great, you can't lose. And that's not just the beer talking. (POINTS TO CHEST) Your father's in here too.”

## S16 E19 — Thank God It's Doomsday
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1619.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Yeah, I'll bet the cats would be psyched about that. (CHUCKLES) Thanks Marge, you've put my mind at ease. (SEXY) Now how about a little "rapture" for Mama?”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “So, what are we supposed to do on Wednesday? Lie naked on our roof?”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(TO GAME) Left! Right! Stab! Stab! Stab!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SHORT SCREAM) Blood is raining from the sky!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(FLATLY) Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. (MOANS) Let's go to Moe's. We'll walk and punch.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “This is Kent Brockman reporting live from downtown Springfield, where overweight doomsayer Homer Simpson is predicting the world will end... next Wednesday! Homer, what turned you from sad drunk to mad monk?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Exactly. It came to me in a vision. Or maybe it was a drunken haze. Or, possibly, an ice cream headache.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Ah... this is heaven. (SIPS BEER)”

## S16 E20 — Home Away from Homer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1620.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Sexy Slumber Party dot com?”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Are you kiddin'? Homer's the one what wised us up to the sexy goin's on.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “(ANGRY) You soft-core sophomores took advantage of my trustful nature. And sullied the internet by putting pornography on it!”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(WALKING BY) Prison overcrowding, I've got a solution for that. (MAKES MACHINE GUN NOISES DYING CONVICT NOISES) Oh my God! (AMBULANCE NOISES, THEN:) U-S-A! U-S-A!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Why you little... I'll teach you to have a libido! (STRANGLES BART)”
  - Bart Simpson: “(STRANGLED NOISE, THEN DESPERATE) Dad, look who's in there!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Don't worry, I'll straighten things out with Coach Clay. We're good buddies. We play this game called "who can punch the softest?" And he always lets me win!”

## S16 E21 — The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1621.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(STILL VERY QUICKLY) ...I coveted the wife in "Jaws 2," I lied to a waiter, I masturbated eight million times and I have no plans to stop masturbating in the future.”
  - Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: “(CONFIDENTIAL TO MARGE AND NED) Her husband's sleeping with her sister. (MOCK INNOCENCE) Who said that?”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “You mean like you? Now, what's "vert" mean? (TO MILHOUSE, LOUD WHISPER) Say it means punching.”
  - Sean's Dad: “(HEAVY IRISH ACCENT) You're just like your mother: can't take a punch!”
  - Young Sean: “(GETTING PUNCHED IN STOMACH) Oof!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “Ach! My face! What drunken call girl will have me now? (MOAN)”
  - Father Sean: “Until one day, after a drunken brawl with my Dad...”
  - Father Sean: “...but it ends with bread and wine.”

## S17 E1 — The Bonfire of the Manatees
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1701.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Johnny Tightlips: “Yeah. It's called "Lemony Lick-It: A Series Of Horny Events".”
  - Carl Carlson: “And I'll perform in the sex scenes!”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Fat Tony: “Now, I do have a way we could settle this debt. We would like to use your home to shoot an adult film.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(ANGUISHED NOISE) All right, you can shoot your gay adult film at my house.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “Listen, uh, I've got a tattoo of Foghorn Leghorn on my right thigh. Are we gonna get into any trademark or copyright issues here? 'Cause we can put a Band-aid on it and say my character just got stabbed.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Football Announcer: “And with thirty-seven starting players out with the flu, the Oakland Raiders have turned to drunks conscripted from local bars.”

## S17 E2 — The Girl Who Slept Too Little
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1702.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Can I sleep with you guys tonight?”
  - Lisa Simpson: “But wait. How am I supposed to sleep with that spooky cemetery outside my window?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “2-Year-Old Bart: (TODDLER STRANGLED NOISES)”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I think they killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals. (SIPS COFFEE)”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “It's seven a.m. What are they cock-a-doodily-doin'?”
  - “Alexander Graham Bell Hologram: Read the patent number, bitch!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Flanders, I can't listen to your crap before my coffee.”
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “(NOT SEEING BILLY) All I see is an empty grave. Why don't you fill it, ya lazy bastard?”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Okay, this is it, Clancy. No squad car, no backup, legs cramping in fear, sweat in my eyes and groin... I'd better get outta this damn cop uniform before someone takes a shot at me.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “So that's why I've been smelling margaritas at three a.m.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Hey, I love waking up drunk in the morning.”

## S17 E3 — Milhouse of Sand and Fog
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1703.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Luann Van Houten: “I have a message for your wife: stop sleeping with my husband!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SCOFF) That's ridiculous! No woman would want to have sex with that loser! (REALIZING BELATED) And, uh, congratulations on snagging him back. Good stuff.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Well, that answers the mystery of the missing melon, but I have one more question: did you sleep with Kirk Van Houten?”
  - Homer Simpson: “I repeat: did you sleep with Kirk?”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “(RE: TV SHOW) I bet that bra was planted by Sterling, to break them up.”
  - Bart Simpson: “This bra is really gonna lift and separate: lift your mother's suspicions and separate your parents!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SHOCKED) This-this is Marge's bra. I bought it for her boobs! (SOBS)”
- Affairs / cheating — 3 moment(s)
  - Amer-asian Girl: “You cheated on me! Our mixed-race fling is so over!”
  - Luann Van Houten: “(FRUSTRATED NOISE) You moron! Marge is having an affair with Kirk!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Of all the people for Marge to cheat on, why did it have to be me?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “I'm fine. Watch, I can even touch my gun to my nose.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Welcome to our pox party. Save room for punch -- Maggie's bathing in the bowl!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “Mom, I don't wanna get Dad in trouble... but he just let me drink a beer. (HOLDS UP EMPTY BEER BOTTLE)”
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “I am drunk -- I'll prove it! Watch me... kiss this picture of Nana.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Skanks for nothing, Lamerella. (LAME-ER-ELLA)”

## S17 E4 — Treehouse of Horror XVI
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1704.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “And I'm Jared from the Subway ads. I'm only a little overweight and sexually ambiguous.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Outfoxed 'im with the corpse of my best friend. Hee-hee.”
  - Terry Bradshaw: “Well, it's a disgrace, Roger. This network will show a dozen gruesome murders, but I bet they cut to commercial before these two begin the tender act of love.”
  - TV Announcer: “Now for his take on tonight's bloodthirsty action, here's guest analyst Terry Bradshaw. Terry?”
  - Terry Bradshaw: “Well, conventional wisdom says good fleeing will always beat good chasing. But the stats say put your money on the guy with the gun.”
  - Grampa Gorilla: “(HAPPY) That's it, suck out the poison. (REALIZING) Wait a minute... (BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(TO SALESMAN) Now, I'm a man who likes to strangle his kids. Do you think I could...”
  - David: “(ROBOTIC STRANGLING NOISE)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Oh God, here it comes -- time-share pitch. (SHOUTS) Well I got bad credit, so the joke's on you! (SIPS WINE)”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “Send him the standard racist-remark apology. They're in the middle drawer. (TO CROWD) Our other finalist is this hideous witch.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(FLYING THROUGH AIR) Ya fat ass.”

## S17 E5 — Marge's Son Poisoning
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1705.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Yes! Homer, we make a dynamite team, huh? With your arm, (TAPS OWN FOREHEAD) and my head-gunk, we're goin' right to the top! (HEARS GUN COCKING NOISE) Whoa.”

## S17 E6 — See Homer Run
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1706.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Brandine Del Roy: “Just get out your huntin' knife and cut the umbrellical cord.”
  - Kent Brockman: “Mr. Simpson, what about those photos of you strangling your child?”

## S17 E7 — The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1707.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(AS FINGERS) Hey, good looking. Wanna snuggle with "Tyrannosaurus Sex"?”
  - Marge Simpson: “(HAPPILY) Would I?! Now let's see... Homer cut up my wedding dress to make a badminton net -- which he never uses, he spent my last three birthdays in jail, called out his bowling ball's name during sex...”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(INCREDULOUS) Marge... in a gang? (CHUCKLES, SARCASTIC) What're you gonna do, shoot me with a frosting gun? (SINCERE) Seriously, I would love that.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(YELLS OUT WINDOW) You're like all Easter Bunnies -- can't take a punch to the crotch! Maybe next time you'll think twice before you (MOCKING) volunteer to help children. Oh, hey Marge.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Tammy: “We're gonna have Margaritas and poke gentle fun at our husbands. Would you like to join us?”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Oh here we go with the fat jokes. You know I just wish you could hit the easy targets on the firing range so well. (THEN, SADLY) Oh Lou, why do we hurt each other so?”

## S17 E8 — The Italian Bob
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1708.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 9 moment(s)
  - Sideshow Bob: “My tale begins after I had once again attempted to murder Bart...”
  - Gino: “(FURIOUS) Bart Simpson! Bart Simpson! Bart Simpson! I make likea my daddy! (STABBING NOISES)”
  - Sideshow Bob: “(CHUCKLES) You little scamp. You know, you'll make some murderer very happy one day... but it shan't be me.”
  - Francesca Terwilliger: “(LOOKING AT BOOK) Roberto! Is this true? You try to make the murder?”
  - Sideshow Bob: “I can't believe what that clown is doing to Leoncavallo. And they call me a murderer.”
  - Gino: “(MURDEROUS AGAIN) Farfalla vendetta! Farfalla vendetta!”
  - Gino: “(WAVING KNIFE) Vendetta! Vendetta! Vendetta! (NOTICES SOMETHING, THEN SWEETLY) Farfalla!”
  - Krusty the Clown: “(RE: SCRIPT) Let's see, I ain't doin' that, that's not funny, here we'll change "wealthy merchant" to "nudist with big rack", this needs punching up, that's comin' out, (HORRIFIED) two acts?”
  - Krusty the Clown: “Let's see, what else we got here? (CHECKS NOTES) So, I had this beautiful tour guide, right? And I tell her I wanna see her Naples. She slapped me! (SLIGHT CHUCKLE)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 7 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “A McDonald's where you can get booze!”
  - WINE VAT: int. wine vat - a little later
  - Marge Simpson: “No wine for her -- she's only eight!”
  - Bart Simpson: “Yeah, this is Italy -- look, the town drunk is two years old.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(WITTY DRUNK) Yeah, but he's a wanted killer in our community! (LAUGHS)”
  - Sideshow Bob: “(VERY TENSE) Time for bed, now. (FORCED CHUCKLE, TO CROWD) Drunken children tell the ugliest lies. (FORCED CHUCKLE)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHUCKLES) It's called a hangover, sweetie. And it's an unavoidable part of life.”
- Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “It says that we should turn left at a fat chick in a tu-tu being fed by a midget.”
  - Gondola Driver: “(SINGS) WHEN A WIFE LOOKS LIKE THAT / AND HER HUSBAND'S SO FAT, THAT'S AMORE! / WHEN SHE KISSES THAT JERK / WHILE I DO ALL THE WORK / THAT'S A...”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Goat Woman: “Kentucky?! In Italian, this mean whore!”

## S17 E9 — Simpsons Christmas Stories
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1709.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Joseph: “A pregnant virgin?! That's every man's worst nightmare.”
  - Grampa Simpson: “Fifteen? Woo, that sounds like a lotta sex!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SINGING) I NEED A PRESENT FOR MY WIFE / OR I'LL HAVE NO SEX FOR LIFE / DIAMOND RING, A VASE BY MING / SOME KINDA USEFUL KITCHEN THING”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Maybe he's cheating on us with the Episcopalians.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Okay, time for my annual holiday tradition...attempting to kill myself. (SMALL SOB)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Joseph: “(ANGUISHED MOAN) My wine turned into water! Who could've performed such a cruel miracle?”

## S17 E10 — Homer's Paternity Coot
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1710.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “Mona cheated on me?! I don't know how she found the time with her late-night pottery classes and supermarket trips that took all weekend.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Got it. (COCKS PUMP-ACTION SHOTGUN) No survivors.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(EXCITED) Marge, I found my real father! His name is Mason Fairbanks, he has a knife just for cheese, and he talks like this (BRITISH ACCENT) "Homer, please do that in the loo."”
  - Jimbo Jones: “(PUNCHES, THEN:) So tell us, what's next for William H. Macy?”
  - DOLPH: “Besides bleeding! (PUNCHES)”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Got it. (COCKS PUMP-ACTION SHOTGUN) No survivors.”
  - Homer Simpson: “As I lay dying on the ocean floor, I remembered everything you've done for me. To Hell with that stupid DNA test and its ninety-nine point nine, nine, nine, nine, seven per cent accuracy -- you're my dad, and I love you.”

## S17 E11 — We're on the Road to D'ohwhere
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1711.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Otto Mann: “(OVERACTING) Oh, I'm in a lotta pain. I'm, uh, breaking in a new pair of flip flops, and my thong notch is on fire! How much?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Wipe the blood off the windshield and get in the car, boy!”
  - Homer Simpson: “But first I'm gonna put you on a sawmill then punch your little face out.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Yeah, well, ya remember that time I tried to hang myself and the rope broke? Well, I sued the rope company and got a huge settlement... and a new rope!”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “(COCKS EAR) Hmm, that's odd -- we only turn the heat on for parents' night.”
  - Homer Simpson: “You know who would really like this place? Bart. (DAWNING) Wait a minute... where the hell is Bart?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Fun Homer: “(TIPSY) Aw c'mon, Serious Homer, let me out! We'll get a monkey drunk and push him down the stairs.”

## S17 E12 — My Fair Laddy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1712.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - G. K. Willington: “It feels so sublime! I feel like I... (SINGS) COULD BE INDOORS ALL NIGHT / COULD USE A FORK AND KNIFE”
  - G. K. Willington: “(LIKE DAVID NIVEN) I'm ebullient! I'm bubbling with glee! I'm... (WILLIE-LIKE) bloody miserable! I miss me crap shack!”
  - Seymour Skinner: “Now let's all enjoy some punch and cookies. Willie, you can start cleaning up now.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Coach Krupt: “(HURLING BALLS) Bombardment! Deal with it! Bombardment! Life's a bitch, son! Bombardment! Bombardment! Walk it off! Bombardment! Bombardment!”
  - DOLPH: “What the hell are they doin' in there?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “Do your worst, I'm drunk!”
  - G. K. Willington: “(SINGS) AND WHEN I PASSED OUT DRUNK FROM TURPENTINE SHE UNDERSTOOD”

## S17 E13 — The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1713.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - The Rich Texan: “I'm obsessive-compulsive! (SHOOTS GUNS) Yee-haw! (QUICKLY) One, two, three, four. Yee-haw! (QUICKLY) One, two, three, four. Yee-haw! (QUICKLY) One, two, three, four.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(REALIZING) You guys have guns?”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Well so do I. (MIMES GUN-COCKING NOISES) Eh? Eh?”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Dream on, bitch.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Oh, that load of crap? No, I was just keepin' her busy while Nelson stole microscopes. (TO LISA) Make with the story.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “(EXASPERATED NOISE) What the hell could that mean to you?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Edna Krabappel-Flanders: “Ha! My ex-husband was a drunk. I hate bars, saloons, nightclubs, and most of all... taverns.”
  - Barney Gumble: “I'm a drunk. I don't know nothin' about how I do anything.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(LOW FURY) Listen booze-bags, I got a good thing goin' here. If you mess it up, I will "out" the one of you that is gay.”

## S17 E14 — Bart Has Two Mommies
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1714.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(COYLY) I heard in study hall you were babysitting tonight. (SEXY NOISE)”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Todd Flanders: “I cut myself on the knife, playing Christian Clue.”
  - Kent Brockman: “Mr. Simpson was later revived by a police stun gun.”
- Homophobic jokes — 1 moment(s)
  - Rod Flanders: “(CALL OUT LOUDLY) I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!”

## S17 E15 — Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1715.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Charles Heathbar: “Oh, you needn't worry. I'm a bit of an elbow man, myself, actually. (CHUCKLES) A bit different, a bit weird. Not sexual.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Verity: “I'm burning all your underwear.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Homer Simpson: “Ya know, you don't seem like the money-hungry semi-stripper who's usually on Fox. Why'd you do it?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Charles Heathbar: “(SPIRITS PICKED UP) Well, yeah, suppose I am. Yeah... yeah, not a murderer.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - Charles Heathbar: “He's a real man -- not like me, a miserable toad under the thumb of the biggest bitch this side of the Westminster Kennel Club.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DISGUSTED NOISE) Why the hell would he want to do that... (OFF HER LOOK, COVERING) blessed sacrament that has made my life so rich? (QUICKLY CHANGING SUBJECT) I like your hat, sweetie.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Hey Lenny, I see you cut the celery at an angle, here! Makes my straight-cut celery look like crap. (TOSSES PLATE OF CELERY HE BROUGHT DOWN)”
  - Tour Guide: “(WISEGUY VOICE) (POINTS O.S.) Here's where we make "The Best Damn Sports Show, Period." (POINTS IN ANOTHER DIRECTION) And there's where we make "The Worst Damn Comedy Show, Period."”
  - Cameraman: “Sorry, I ran out of tape just before that beautiful speech of hers. (JERKS THUMB AT CHARLES) But I got a great shot of him saying his son's a bastard.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(COMMANDING) Lenny! Bring me a beer and your deepest chamber pot! (CLAPS HANDS TWICE) Chop-chop!”

## S17 E16 — Million-Dollar Abie
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1716.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - TV Announcer: “Next on Fox, Carmen Electra stars in "Boobs".”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DISAPPOINTED MOAN) I thought it was about her boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Dr. Egoyan: “I am so honored that you've chosen me to murder you. You'll be following in the footsteps of Socrates, Virginia Woolf, Ernest Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson, and Fred Kanickee.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - Dr. Egoyan: “Mr. Simpson, you are a good candidate for assisted suicide.”
  - Suicide Room
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Plus I designed a state-of-the-art stadium. We'll fund it with corporate naming rights. It's the Duff Beer-Krustyburger-Buzz Cola-Costington's Department Store-Kwik-E-Mart-Stupid Flanders Park!”
  - Kent Brockman: “This is Kent Brockman live at Duff Beer-Krustyburger-Buzz Cola-Costington's Department Store-Kwik-E-Mart-Stupid Flanders Park.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Sideshow Mel: “(SPUTTERS) Isn't your mother a well-known whore?”

## S17 E17 — Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1717.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Richard Dean Anderson: “All I need are these everyday objects: (TAKES OUT LIST) a nail file, a farmer's almanac, a gun with no bullets, some bullets, and three of my MacGyver writers.”
  - Homer Simpson: “A cow took my iPod and I punched it!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “So what? (POINTS TO BEER) Your beer's German, and the TV's Japanese (POINTS TO TV).”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Same boat, but uh, take it anyway. They use the boat for a Dixieland Booze Cruise while we're gone.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(MAKING OUT) Oh baby... ooo, did you lose weight?... oh c'mon, baby, don't play hard to milk...”

## S17 E18 — The Wettest Stories Ever Told
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1718.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “See, it goes: ship's wheel, Popeye tattoo, Gilligan hat, fish with boobs... and back to ship's wheel.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - “Captain Horatio McCallister: Ah yes, the ship that brought prostitutes to America.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Not prostitutes, Protestants.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(STRANGLING NOISES)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Finally, we shall bid goodbye to England and its drunken, decadent sinners.”
  - Homer Simpson: “What kind of a booze cruise is this? Where's the hooch?”
  - FLANDISH: “(CHUCKLES) We Puritans have no place for drunkenness... or colorful clothes, or dreaming, or poetry. So if you write a sonnet, keep it under your bonnet! (PANICKED) Oh no, that was a poem!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Beer? I thought you guys didn't drink on the Gayflower.”
  - Moezekiel: “I was savin' this booze to mess up the Indians, but uh, seein' what good pals we are, I wanted to give you a taste.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Hey, I've been driving drunk since I was twelve! But first...who's gonna help me pee?”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Swim, fatty, swim!”

## S17 E19 — Girls Just Want to Have Sums
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1719.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 10 moment(s)
  - Baby Itchy: “(SINGS LOUD) KNIFE!”
  - Lisa Simpson: “I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Woo hoo! I'm drenched in blood!”
  - Knives: “(SINGING) IT'S THE CIRCLE, CIRCLE OF KNIFE!”
  - Nelson Muntz: “A robot with guns for arms, shooting a plane made of out guns that fires guns. (SHOWS IT TO HER)”
  - Nelson Muntz: “(TO LISA) Psst! I drew a picture of you, being shot by a gun.”
  - Kearney Zzyzwicz: “Hey Toilet, wanna play guns?”
  - Bart Simpson: “("DUH") Punch for a punch.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(ENTERING) So, did you tell Mom you got beat up?”
  - Lisa's Thoughts: “Okay, I'll do it. But whom should I beat up?”

## S17 E20 — Regarding Margie
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1720.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(WEAK) My head feels like it was punched by a boxing man.”
  - Marge Simpson: “(HORRIFIED) You strangle your child?”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “That's her! Don't answer it yet! I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHUCKLING) I do eat a lot of crap.”
  - Maggie Simpson: “(THREE PACIFIER SUCKS)”
  - Good-looking Bachelor: “(FREAKED OUT) Who the hell are you?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(LYING) On second thought, I am Brenda Wine cooler. (SNEAKY CHUCKLE)”
  - Otto Mann: “(OFFENDED) Whoa, I may be wasted, but I still care about the safety of these kids.”
  - “Twin Guy #1: (ROMANTIC) Would you lovely ladies care to join us for some champagne?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Uh, yeah. I started when you were in the hospital. I was so worried. Recently I tried this thing called "beer." And...”
  - Marge Simpson: “(GASP) I remember everything -- you get drunk all the time!”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “(UPBEAT) Only ten dollars to paint my curb like a common whore? Well I'm happy to pay for a three-digit spray! (PAYS THEM) Tell you what, I'll give you another hundred if you paint my garage!”

## S17 E21 — The Monkey Suit
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1721.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Professor Jonathan Frink: It just says that God is an impotent nothing from nowhere with less power than the Undersecretary of Agriculture, who has very little power in our system. (FRINK NOISE)”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Booberella: “Commercials. (RISING) I am your host, Booberella. I hope you enjoy our Labor Day Marathon of Murder. Because soon you have to go back to school. Schooool!”
  - Booberella: “Welcome to Matinee of Blood...”
  - Bart Simpson: “(GUN-SHOOTING NOISES, THEN) Die, weapons, die!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “School? Oh my God, I've wasted the whole summer. There's so many things I still wanna do. (PULLS OUT LIST)”
  - Homer Simpson: “When you get to third base, I'll buy ya a beer.”
  - Narrator: “Let's say hi to two books: one, the Bible, was written by our Lord...the other, "The Origin of the Species"...was written by a cowardly drunk named Charles Darwin.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Look, Homie, I brought you a beer.”

## S17 E22 — Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1722.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - TABITHA: “(SINGING) TROUBLE-ISTIC GIRL MAKES YOUR TROUBULATIONS GROW / DOUBLE TROUBLE-ISTIC WHEN YOU TRY TO TELL ME NO / (INCREASINGLY ORGASMIC) TROUBLE!”
  - TABITHA: “(SINGS) I'M A GIRL WHO LOVES A MAN / AND WE LIVE IN SEXY MARRIAGE LAND /”
  - TABITHA: “(SINGS) SEXY MARRIAGE LAND!”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Lenny Leonard: “I heard Jill died. Kelly, I think, is a prostitute.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - “DETECTIVE #1: (POINTING TO MAN) There's your murderer!”
  - Duffman: “No, I said "Duffman will do what you want. Stop kicking and punching Duffman."”

## S18 E1 — The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1801.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Hans Moleman: “I used to sleep with Lars' grandmother.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Nelson Muntz: “(IMPRESSED) Whoa! Your mother must dance at the nicest strip club in town.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Fat Tony: “Sit-down item number one: your recent murderous overtures with regard to my person.”
  - Seymour Skinner: “And your gun.”
  - Homer Simpson: “You monster! Just cut his Achilles tendon with this knife.”

## S18 E2 — Jazzy and the Pussycats
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1802.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SHOUTING) Oh! (BEAT, SHOUTING) Let me know when and if you want sex, honey!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Skinny: “(SLAPPING HANDS) Outta sight! / In the pocket! / Groovay, groovay!”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Lenny Leonard: “Overdosed right in front of it.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: “We are here to mourn the tragic loss of Amber Pai Gow Simpson -- a gifted cocktail waitress who hoped one day to learn computers.”

## S18 E3 — Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1803.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Helen Lovejoy: “(PATRONIZING) Sure you do -- you provide food and sexual release for your handy husband!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Yeah, hasn't been the same since they murdered the Mayor's Dad here.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Oh my God, he'll kill himself! (CHOKING UP) He'll never hear me say "I told you so!"”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “And now to get stinking drunk!”

## S18 E4 — Treehouse of Horror XVII
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1804.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Mmm... extra-virgin... (DROOLS)”
  - Homer Simpson: “You always find an excuse not to make out.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge! I missed you! All this eating has put me in the mood for a little lovin'. (SEXY GROWL)”
  - Krusty the Clown: “Ooh, here comes that sexy young garbage man.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Not so fast! You're wanted for the murder of Seymour Skinner.”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Boys, we have to assume our guns are useless. Throw 'em in the lake.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(SUSPICIOUS) Bart, did your mystical Jewish monster beat up those bullies?”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Oh yeah? Why don't I just punch you in the nose, Bud?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(INTRIGUED NOISE) Beer-battered Germans...”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DRUNK) Bart, there's something I have to tell you father to son. I passed out on your turtle and killed it. Someday you'll thank me.”

## S18 E5 — G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1805.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Drill Sergeant: “At-ten-tion! Ordinarily I would spend the next two hours questioning your sexuality, running down your hometowns, and telling you to drop and give me various numbers.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I'm not gonna surrender. You've seen what the U.S. Army does to prisoners. (GRIM) How would you like to be stacked naked in a pile with a hillbilly girl pointing at you and laughing?”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “(DEFIANT) Fur is murder! (FRIENDLY) When's the Krusty movie coming out?”
  - Moe Szyslak: “The Salvation Army? You got it. (COCKS SHOTGUN)”
  - Marge Simpson: “Don't worry. I have a secret weapon -- one more powerful than any gun.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “The Salvation Army? You got it. (COCKS SHOTGUN)”
  - Colonel: “I sure as Hell can! Congress slipped it into the National Broccoli Day Proclamation.”
  - Gary Chalmers: “What the hell are you talkin' about?!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “We're going to dump it in the water to get the army drunk.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(STILTED) Wow. This'll be the first time I ever watered down my booze. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)”
  - Colonel: “(DRUNK) What the hell happened to us?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Hmm... Let's see what your hangover has to say!”

## S18 E6 — Moe'N'a Lisa
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1806.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “But some flowers can stab you in the back. / For which I should send you flowers. / Which I will, but they were closed. / You'll be gettin' them tomorrow.”
  - Gore Vidal: “Well, so have I, Gore Vidal. (HOLDS UP COPY OF "1876") "1876" was the price I paid for gas once. (HOLDS UP COPY OF "BURR") I thought of "Burr" when I saw it written on an Eskimo Pie package.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Cocktail Party
  - Cocktail Party: int. cocktail party - CONTINUOUS

## S18 E7 — Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1807.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(SEXY) Well no one's gonna be lonely tonight.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Martin Prince: “I feel like Icarus, flying too close to Apollo's golden orb! (OFF NELSON'S LOOK) Punch away, Nelson.”

## S18 E8 — The Haw-Hawed Couple
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1808.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(GOOFY SEXUAL GIGGLING)”
  - Homer Simpson: “Woo hoo! Marital sex!”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Funny all the time -- You think I wouldn't rather be living nude in the forest?”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “(ICE COLD) Looks like you've made your choice. (MENACING) Make sure your affairs are in order.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “Come to my party or die! (PUNCH) Come to my party or die! (PUNCH AND EXITS)”
- Homophobic jokes — 1 moment(s)
  - Martin Prince: “He's right. Individually, we are weak like a single twig... (SNAPS TWIG) But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot.”

## S18 E9 — Kill Gil, Volumes I & II
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1809.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with this? He's gotta go!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Grumple: “Grumply, grumply groo, your blood will make my stew!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(ANGUISHED) Their drunken singing is ruining St. Patrick's day!”

## S18 E10 — The Wife Aquatic
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1810.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Well, at least they left your underwear on. That was nice of them.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Moe Szyslak: “Wow, even I ain't hopin' for porn.”
  - Captain Jack: “No, you don't eat it. Its oil is used to polish stripper poles.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Captain Jack: “Yeah, he just plays with that knife, all day and night.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(STRANGLING NOISES)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Zeke: “And make a little meth money on the side!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Here you go -- beer-battered shrimp.”
  - Captain Jack: “Wait, this is bait! Homer, I told you to beer batter the shrimp and bait the hooks. (REALIZING, ANGRY) Did you do the opposite?”

## S18 E11 — Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1811.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart-man: “(ANGUISHED) When will I find the man who murdered my parents? When?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Don't worry, they're still drunk from school!”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(DRUNK) Uh... deux... (VERY DRUNK) troi....”

## S18 E12 — Little Big Girl
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1812.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Darcy: “Why not? We've made out. It's not right to make out with somebody if you have no intention of marrying them. I mean, you're not a jerk, right?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(REALIZING) I mean in this day and age, when the link between sex and pregnancy has been proven so... conclusively in... scientific American, where... (TRAILS OFF)”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Hey Lis, check it out! With some clever scissor work, I can make the "LakeLand Butter" Indian maiden show me her boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Teen Boy: “Lighten up, baby. There hasn't been a murder here in ten years. Ten years tonight.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(DRUNK) Bart... buddy! It's your dad! I need a ride! I think I'm in Chinatown. (BEAT) Not our Chinatown.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Why would I go to Utah? I love booze, caffeine, and monogamy.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(GRAVE) It's a tragedy, a real tragedy. I mean, what kind of tramp gets knocked up before she's even married?”

## S18 E13 — Springfield Up
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1813.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Declan Desmond: “What does the future hold for these children? (POINTING) Will he grow up to work in a robot factory? Will she be the receptionist for a robot businessman? And will he be a crusader for robo-sexual rights?”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “24-Year-Old Homer: The album cover's gonna be a naked girl with stars for boobs.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Porn / adult-channel plot is part of this episode.
  - Moe Szyslak: “(INCREDULOUS) Whaddaya been sippin' cuckoo juice? Homer's got it made. He's married to one hell of a woman. All I've got is this porn channel I'm too cheap to de-scramble.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Declan Desmond: “(SHOCKED) I can't believe it. Homer Simpson... a bloody millionaire!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(BEGGING) Please, Mr. Burns, pretend you work for me. You can have the boy, just don't beat him. (LOUD WHISPER) You can beat him, just don't leave marks.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Homer is so amazing! He can chug a beer and pitch woo at the same time.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHUGGING BEER, DISTORTED) The light from your eyes could guide a ship at sea.”
  - “32-Year-Old Eleanor: (EDGY) I'm a little burnt out. So sometimes, don't shoot me, I have a glass of wine with Buster, here.”

## S18 E14 — Yokel Chords
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1814.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Dr. Swanson, I'm Bart's mother. I've been saving this money for my husband's breast reduction surgery. But I think this is more important. Would you please see Bart again?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Hey guys, remember to stick together. Today is the anniversary of the Dark Stanley murders.”
  - Bart Simpson: “They hanged him for murder and buried him in an unmarked grave. When they came back the next day... the whole cemetery was missing.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “There's Butt-crack Barry, Merle Values, Reverend Racist and Andy Dick.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Stop right there, Doc. This school has sent me to more therapists than you've had bad dates. I've looked at the ink blots, I've played with the puppets, the whole racket's a hat fulla crap.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “8-YEAR OLD YOKEL GIRL: Crystal Meth!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Look boy, nobody knows better than me that you're a lost cause. But the school's paying for five sessions and there's a Chinese restaurant next door where I can get drunk.”
- Racism & slurs — 3 moment(s)
  - Wife: “(THICK CHINESE ACCENT) Mr. Simpson! / You good man! / We happy see you! / You not come long time! / Come sit, drinky-drinky! / Where's Margie? She super lady! /”
  - Chinese Restaurateur: “(CHINESE ACCENT) You drink too many scorpion bowl. You go sleepy-sleepy now!”
  - Krusty the Clown: “There's Butt-crack Barry, Merle Values, Reverend Racist and Andy Dick.”

## S18 E15 — Rome-Old and Juli-Eh
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1815.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “(TICKING THEM OFF) Blood, bile, spinal fluid, blood, other, phlegm, miscellaneous ooze...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Okay, but I'm not good at details. Or the big picture. I also show up late, and drunk.”

## S18 E16 — Homerazzi
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1816.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Attractive Woman #2: We need to trade bras and panties!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Dad! It's Drederick Tatum. Try to get him to punch you.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Tabloid Editor: “Real good! Like Lindsay Lohan looking drunk, high and bony.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Okay boy, this is that snooty supermarket all the celebrities shop at. You're gonna help me ambush them. (LOOKS AROUND, AWED) Look at this place. Imported beer? Seedless grapes? Chewing gum?”

## S18 E17 — Marge Gamer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1817.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - British Announcer: “Last year in Brazil, an on-field scuffle turned so violent locals say a statue of the Virgin Mary came alive...and beat the holy snot out of everyone.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Not naked, I haven't.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Hey, Lisa, self-conscious about your shins? In my day, girls were worried about their boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Don't worry, honey. I'll hunt down our friends who murdered you (GRIMLY) one by one.”
  - Shadow Knight: “(BOOMING) Just wring the blood from this pixie head.”
  - Crowd: “THE SHADOW KNIGHT SHALL RULE NO MORE / WE'VE SPILT HIS BLOOD UPON THE FLOOR / WITH A HI AND A HO AND A TROLLY LOLLY LAY / IT'S THE JOLLY MERRY MONTH OF MAY!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Wanna go slam a few beers?”

## S18 E18 — The Boys of Bummer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1818.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(A LITTLE LOUD) Sex problem, eh?”
  - Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: “Homer, I'm not a man who believes in miracles, but this bed of yours could resurrect our sex life!”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Baseball Announcer: “Of course I wouldn't. (GROWING NERVOUS) It's not like they're made of skunk tails and horse nipples...”
  - Bart Simpson: “(TO CROWD) Behold, my naked butt!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Well, who wouldn't with an incredible mattress like this? It works with my body's natural curves and supports my back-boobs.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(GETTING IDEA) There's a naked idiot on the field!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Spanish Baseball Announcer: Damas y caballeros, if the Isotots win, please do not fire your guns in the air. The bullets will come down! (SAD) And kill my sister.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “Unless you're serving me a cold beer, you keep moving.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Let me tell you about a land where it rains beer and hails pretzels, and you can play swim-up blackjack with Abraham Lincoln!”

## S18 E19 — Crook and Ladder
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1819.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S18 E20 — Stop! Or My Dog Will Shoot
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1820.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “A sports bra?”
- Violence & injury — 9 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Now don't worry, ma'am, we'll send a member of our elite canine unit in to find your husband's corpse. (OFF MARGE'S HORRIFIED LOOK) Living corpse.”
  - Brandine Del Roy: “Manicure! (SHOOTS GUN) Pedicure! (SHOOTS GUN)”
  - Brandine Del Roy: “Exfoliation! (SHOOTS GUN)”
  - Jimbo Jones: “(RE: BICEPS) I want to pump my guns.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(SLAPPING FOREHEAD) Finally! I knew we could solve that maze using Tremaux's algorithm.”
  - Marge Simpson: “It says here don't bother naming them. Snakes have poor hearing and only live to strangle.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(RUBBING CHIN) I like it -- "Strangles." Hey Lis, wanna touch Strangles? He's not slimy at all. He's scaly.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(EXTREME STRANGLING/GETTING STRANGLED NOISES)”
  - Bart Simpson: “(CALLING) Here, Strangles! Strangles?”

## S18 E21 — Minutes
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1821.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “Teens? In Willie's hidey hole?! I'll mop up your blood from the inside!”

## S18 E22 — You Kent Always Say What You Want
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1822.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Announcer: “Can fifteen strippers run their own airline?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Lindsay Naegle: “No, no. This station stands by its reporters. Say, what's that powder in your coffee? Is it cocaine?”

## S19 E1 — He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1901.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “And just so you know, she'll do anything for you. (WINKS, THEN:) Anything except sex. And I do mean anything. (WINKS)”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “(POINTED, TO OTTO) Well, it seems someone was riding the giant tortoise naked.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “Look out! If it touches you, you die of suicide!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - Pilot: “I didn't think I would be flying today so I was doing heroin. (PASSES OUT)”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh my God... (MORE EXCITED) Lionel Richie?! Can you sing "Say You Say me," but make it about beer?”
  - Lionel Richie: “Sure, I guess. (SINGS) HEY YOU, BEER ME / BEER ME FOR ALWAYS, THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE / HEY YOU, BEER ME / BEER US TOGETHER, NATURALLY”
  - Homer Simpson: “(CUTTING HIM OFF) Drunk!”
  - Improv Actor: “Okay, "drunk." And now we take you to a drunken billionaire, at a Starbucks in Siberia.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Please tell me you're joking -- it's the difference between champagne and carbonated pee.”

## S19 E2 — The Homer of Seville
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1902.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Older Woman: “I really want to hook up with Homer.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SINGS) AND THE HOME OF THE BRA-A-AVE!”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, I can't wait to taste that hot fudge, and caramel, and crushed nuts, all slathered over a delicious... (SHOCKED) elderly corpse?!!!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DIGGING IN) Mmmm, au jus! Not quite gravy, not quite blood...”
  - JULIA: “(PUNCHES PHONE) Mr.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, good. This makes up for me showing up drunk to the father-daughter dance.”

## S19 E3 — Midnight Towboy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1903.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Uh, that's still too sexy for my wife.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SMELLING BLOOD) Outside? That's a one-hour parking zone -- and you've been here a good eighty-one minutes.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Louie: “You know... if you're interested... we could use another hook jockey. The Springfield territory's wide open, since Flatbed Fred got killed in that murder-murder-murder-suicide.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “If I'd wanted the laws of this town enforced to the letter, I wouldn't have hired fatty here as police chief.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Shut the Hell up, you damn ass whore.”

## S19 E4 — I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1904.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Leon Kompowsky: “(PANICKED) Now it's murder, man! It's murder!”
  - Dwight: “Everyone down on the floor, now! (FIRES GUN)”
  - Lou: “(EXPLAINING) Armed robbery with a gun.”
  - Marge Simpson: “(READING) "You chat up the guard at the gate, while I knife the guard behind me." (THEN) I can't do that, Dwight.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(WRITING) "Make way for Superman," said Superman as he punched everyone at the Coffee Bean. Chapter Two..."”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - DOLPH: “Willie. He'll buy beer for you but he'll make you drink it with him.”

## S19 E5 — Treehouse of Horror XVIII
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1905.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SEXY) That can be arranged.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “You just can't get Russian gangster blood out. Must be something they eat.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Whoa. Is that a ray gun?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “All those nights I thought you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people?!”
  - Homer Simpson: “I was out getting drunk, then killing people!”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(MAD) Out of my way, mystery skank!”

## S19 E6 — Little Orphan Millie
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1906.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(STAGY) Uh-oh. I slipped on some blood. I'm totally vulnerable to a full-body jukebox slam.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(RE: TIES, SAD MOAN) There are so many choices. Bolo? Clip on? Piano keys? Ten Commandments of Beer?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Good idea. I'll drown my sorrows in Anchor Steam Beer! (REALIZING, BIGGEST EMBARRASSED NOISE YET) Oh, I'm sorry!”

## S19 E7 — Husbands and Knives
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1907.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Audience: “(SEXUAL OOOOHS)”
  - Homer Simpson: “Whoa, whoa, whoa -- slow down, sexy beast. Why don't you take some time to savor the front?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Alan Moore: “(GROWING FURY) You see what those bloody corporations do? They take your ideas and they suck them! Suck them like leeches until they've gotten every last drop of the marrow from your bones!”
  - Bart Simpson: “I don't read the words. I just like when he punches people. How do you make his costume stick so close to his muscles?”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Comic Book Guy: “("JESUS H. CHRIST") Philip K. Dick! It can't be! It is as if Superman moved to Gotham City!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Alan Moore: “Oh really. So you like that I made your favorite superhero a heroin-addicted jazz critic who's not radioactive?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Fine, I admit it. I'm drunk!”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Husband #2: ...and of course, cut out all fatty foods and alcohol.”

## S19 E8 — Funeral for a Fiend
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1908.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHUCKLES) I spit on your corpse, advertiser-supported television!”
  - Kent Brockman: “Ten time attempted murderer and celebrity Jeopardy runner-up Sideshow Bob is in custody again.”
  - Sideshow Bob: “Wait, I must know -- (TURNS TO LISA) how did you loosen the tiles of my mosaic of murder?”
  - Bart Simpson: “Bob, it's me, Bart. I came here to tell you I never meant for you to die. I just wanted you to go to jail and get beat up a lot. (SAD) Now everyone wishes I was dead...”

## S19 E9 — Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1909.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “So Marge wasn't cheating on me, I never hit her, and my family is throwing me an awesome party. (CHUCKLES) Thank God I figured it out before I did anything stupid.”
  - Homer Simpson: “This is great! I must be the first gullible husband to overhear snippets of surprise party planning and think it was my wife having an affair.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(FURIOUS) I'll teach you to beat up yester-me!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - “20-Year-Old Homer: (WHINES) What is it you want from me? Money? Weed?”
  - Duffman: “(STANDS UP, HANDS ON HIPS) Oh yeah! Duff beer is sponsoring the party, featuring new Duff Champagne (HOLDS UP BOTTLE) -- the beer of champagnes!”
  - Duffman: “Now who wants a beer? Ha-ha!”

## S19 E10 — E Pluribus Wiggum
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1910.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “This punch is too sweet.”

## S19 E11 — That '90s Show
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1911.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Prof. August: “No, Marge. Everything penis-shaped is bad.”
  - Buxom Coed: “(SWEET, CUTE) Will you sign my boobs?”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Kirk Van Houten: “(INDIGNANT) Luann, a picture of you cheating on me is downloading onto my computer. I'll know who you were with in less than six hours! (BEAT) Unless someone picks up the phone.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Young Homer: “(SINGING) PAIN IS BROWN / HATE IS WHITE / LOVE IS BLACK / STAB THE NIGHT /”
  - Homer Simpson: “I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can't do anything right.”
  - Homer Simpson: “But Marge's education was worth all the pistol whipping in the world.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Unfortunately, as I later learned, that wasn't heroin. It was insulin.”
  - Young Marge: “(UNEASY MURMUR) I'm sorry, I'm not ready to do that yet. I want to wait until I'm married, or at least really drunk.”
  - Young Homer: “Gimme a beer, Moe.”
  - Young Moe: “I don't sell booze no more. This is a cigar bar now.”

## S19 E12 — Love, Springfieldian Style
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1912.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Clyde: “It's a sex thing!”
  - Texan Announcer: “Here they are, all the way from outside of Texas -- the Sex Pistols.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Bonnie: “I think we should see other people. (TO WIGGUM) Say Officer, I like how you handle that gun.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(MACHINE GUN NOISES, ALTERNATING WITH GETTING SHOT NOISES)”
  - Witch: “(GETS PUNCHED, CUTTING OFF CACKLE)”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Shady: “(GIGGLES) You're pretty feisty for an upper class bitch.”
  - Siamese Cats: “(BITCHY) ANY MINUTE NOW / THIS POOCH WILL KNOW SHE'S SCREWED...”

## S19 E13 — The Debarted
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1913.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S19 E14 — Dial 'N' for Nerder
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1914.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(SEXY) Come and get me, you syrupy stack of man-cakes. (SEXY GROWL)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(MOANS) It's too much work. (SEXY) Why don't you come and get me?”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Martin Prince: “For years I've worn underwear with a wedgie-accommodating waistband.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Homie... have you been cheating on your diet?!”
  - Marge Simpson: “Searching for evidence. I know your father's cheating on his diet.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “We're murderers!”
  - Lou: “Hey, ya little murderer.”
  - Sad-looking Woman: “He used to be so loving. Now he says he's always working late. But when he comes home, his needles aren't even bloody! I've tried everything except talking to him. Help me, TV show!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh boy, dinner time! The perfect break between work and drunk.”
  - Betsy: “Want a beer?”
- Homophobic jokes — 1 moment(s)
  - Martin Prince: “A bone?! (GASP) It could be one of the major homo's!”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Zack: “(SHARPLY) Yeah, yeah we're all whores. Just get in there!”

## S19 E15 — Smoke on the Daughter
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1915.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “No, I'm pretty sure you'll have your dad's boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bald Detective: “But I don't understand, how could he have murdered his wife if he was making a phone call three thousand miles away?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(WARMLY) Some of that is cow blood.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “(IRATE) You have wasted my time! (GRIMLY) You have made a very powerless enemy. (CHIPPER) Good day and be well!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Maybe you're drunk.”

## S19 E16 — Papa Don't Leech
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1916.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Bailiff: “Judge, next we have a man who's suing his wife for not dressing sexy enough in "The Case Of The Horny Husband."”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “(PUNCHING RADIO BUTTONS) Too slow! Too fast! No zazz! Too much zazz! More boogie! Less woogie! My back hurts! All my friends are dead!”
  - Marge Simpson: “(SINISTER) If you ever come near Homer again, I'll strangle you with your own hair extensions. (OFF HER LOOK) That's right, I know.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “And he has hair! (MOANS, THEN SADLY) Bart, get me my suicide axe.”
  - Marge Simpson: “No suicide axe!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Royce: “(SIGHS) Oh man... I better heroin up this orange juice.”
  - Royce: “(SIGHS) Oh man... I better whiskey up these corn flakes.”
  - Lurleen's Boyfriend: “Babe, I need a hundred bucks for beer.”

## S19 E17 — Apocalypse Cow
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1917.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Oh. I thought she was peeing out of her nipple.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Don't worry. I called some animal activists who can help us get in. I'll just give the signal. (CALLS OUT) Milk is murder!”
  - Cletus Spuckler: “We always figured someday Mary would marry -- that's why we called her "Mary". We name all our kids after what we think's gonna happen to 'em. Ain't that right, Stabbed-in-jail?”
  - Stabbed-in-jail: “(CHEERFUL) We'll see who stabs who.”

## S19 E18 — Any Given Sundance
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1918.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Mrs. Muntz: “Let's get goin' -- we got to swing by the Laundromat, steal me a new bra.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Comic Book Guy: “"Lisa Simpson's unflinching, darkly comic family portrait is the can't-miss hit of the festival. Landspeeder, do not Bantha, to your nearest cinema to see Lisa Simpson stab her family in the back with her camera."”
  - “Man On Street #2: Let me get a picture of you strangling my kid!”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Head Board Member: “"...played by Martin Lawrence in a fat suit."”

## S19 E19 — Mona Leaves-a
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1919.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Mona Simpson: “To my grandson Bart, I leave my Swiss army knife. (HOLDS UP SWISS ARMY KNIFE, THEN PUTS IT DOWN)”
  - Bart Simpson: “Here's Gramma's knife!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Soldier #1: (STONED, STARING AT HAND) Hey, did you ever think about how like your fingers are like legs for your hand?”
  - “Soldier #2: (STONED, GIGGLING) Imagine what cute little shoes they'd wear.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Hippos: “(BART'S VOICE SINGS) YO WE'RE ROCKIN' OUT BALLS / (YELLS OUT) Tub of Tard. / Crapper Clogger. / Fatty-watty.”

## S19 E20 — All About Lisa
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/1920.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - C.J.: “(SEXY/CREEPY GROWLS)”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “What am I, Al Gore? Just do it!”
  - Bart Simpson: “(You little... [STRANGLING] / BEING STRAINGLED NOISE)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Sideshow Mel: “Applause is an addiction, like heroin or checking your email. Once you have a taste, you'll do anything to get more. Don't end up like these people. Don't end up like... (TURNS HEAD, EMOTIONAL) me.”

## S20 E1 — Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2001.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge, I can see you withholding sex or withholding cake. But withholding sexy cake? I know we have to move past this, but I don't see how.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Patrick: “It's his penis.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Ira Man: “We've renounced the ways of the gun and the bomb.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “(UNSURE) Dad, is this from a meth lab?”
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “Greetings fellow Irishmen and lady Irishmen. I, Joseph Fitzgerald O'Malley Fitzpatrick O'Donnell the Edge Quimby, welcome you to Springfield's first booze-free St. Patrick's Day!”
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “Oh, come on people, your drunken shenanigans destroy this town every year.”
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “Oh no, without the booze these guys all remember how much they hate each other!”

## S20 E2 — Lost Verizon
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2002.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(READS) Viagra at five dollars a pill? Whatever it is, it's goin' in Skinner's coffee.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(FAKE SWEET, ENTICING) Bart! Where are you, boy?! Don't worry, I won't strangle you.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Barney Gumble: “I'll clean you up good, giant beer can!”

## S20 E3 — Double, Double, Boy in Trouble
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2003.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “…brother was trampled by a horse, my sister died of a poisoned potato, my twin was shot, that girl was stabbed, he ate another poisoned potato, spontaneous combustion, fell down a well, potato, potato, and impaled…”
  - Grampa Simpson: “So I looked down the barrel of my Winchester rifle, I pulled the trigger, and I shot that buffalo.”
  - Homer Simpson: “You ruin everything! / (STRANGLING NOISES)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SAD) I don't want your pity booze. I'll pay for it myself.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Get out here, boy! I wanna punish you before I get drunk and merciful!”
  - Wino: “(OFFENDED) Uh, we're champagne-os. Who wants a mimosa?”

## S20 E5 — Dangerous Curves
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2005.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Sylvia: “That's strong -- are you trying to get me drunk?”
  - Homer Simpson: “No, I'm trying to get me drunk.”

## S20 E6 — Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2006.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Lisa, sweetie, I'm honored that you choose my name, but it's not that great. Back in high school, the boys used to call me Marge "BOOB"-ier.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Doreen? She's cheated on you with everyone -- well, except for me. And I've showered her with gifts! Fancy soaps and massage oils and uh... what have ya...”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(CALLING OUT) Lemonade! Sweet sunshine in your mouth! Buy a cup or I punch my sister!”
  - Bart Simpson: “(PUNCHING NOISE)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(BITTER) Fine, lemonade's for babies anyway! I'm going to Moe's, for beer! Have fun drinking your lemonade, babies!”
  - Edna Krabappel-Flanders: “Any of you lugs wanna break up with my boyfriend for me? I'll buy you a beer!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SAD NOISE) She's gone. (TO MR. TEDDY) Can you drive me home? I'm a little drunk.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(TOUCHED) Wow... nobody gives better parenting advice than childless drunks.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Asian Man: “(MILD CHINESE ACCENT) He has a name, you know!”

## S20 E7 — MyPods and Boomsticks
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2007.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(TO SELF, REHEARSING) I am sorry I suspected you of being soulless murderers of innocent children. I hope we can move past this and...”
  - Jimbo Jones: “Okay, "Bashir". Tell us where you came from so we can punch you back there.”
  - Kearney Zzyzwicz: “I'm gonna punch you extra hard 'cause I secretly think you're cute.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Sir? (IMPRESSED) That's the kind of respect you'd have to strangle out of an American kid.”

## S20 E8 — The Burns and the Bees
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2008.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “And she's ready for a night of anonymous sex with multiple partners. (CHUCKLES)”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “(CALLING TO CAMPERS) Skinny dip!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - The Rich Texan: “Take good care of 'em, Burnsie. Don't let the forwards mix with the guards. And if they're actin' sluggish, slip some steroids into their cocaine.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SNORTS) Flowers -- the painted whores of the plant world.”

## S20 E9 — Lisa the Drama Queen
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2009.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “We could be murderers.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Art Instructor: “C'mon, fatty. Keep up!”

## S20 E10 — Take My Life, Please
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2010.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “With a virgin Tom Collins for me?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SNORTS) Virgin? What are you, a girl?”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, come on! That millionaire playboy? He's too busy socializing at cocktail parties and managing the affairs of the Wayne foundation.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “And the taking of a life is murder.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I'll just stick with my beer.”

## S20 E11 — How the Test Was Won
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2011.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Gary Chalmers: “Lisa, like Captain Kirk, I'm not supposed to interfere. But like T.J. Hooker, I say what is on my mind. If you don't know the answer, just guess.”

## S20 E12 — No Loan Again, Naturally
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2012.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “You two are the kind of tenants every landlord dreams of: excellent credit, Christian but not Baptist, and let's see: according to your application (CHECKS APPLICATION) you only have sex for procreation.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Anybody ever get murdered in this house?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “Well, Homer, maybe I could use a break from the ol' Weed 'N' Feed.”
  - Mrs. Muntz: “(DRUNK) What are you, some kind of talking dog?”

## S20 E13 — Gone Maggie Gone
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2013.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “A solar eclipse is like a woman breast-feeding at a restaurant: it's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it.”

## S20 E14 — In the Name of the Grandfather
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2014.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “(PLEASED SIGH) Getting a back rub from an orgasm.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “You good-for-nothing jellyfish! While you were lyin' here soakin' like a buncha dirty dishes, I was lonelier than Estes Kefauver at a meeting of "Murder, Incorporated."”
- Alcohol & drugs — 8 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “The thing is, I ain't got much life left to live. And a wasted day like today is one I know I'll never get back.”
  - Homer Simpson: “"Have one more beer at O'Flanagan's Pub..." We'll do that one!”
  - Irish Locals: “WE TOSS OUR DARTS WITH A BEER IN OUR HAND.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Gimme a beer and a shot of whiskey!”
  - Bart Simpson: “I'll have one drink, one cocktail and one booze, please.”
  - Tom O'Flanagan: “(HAMMING UP HIS ACCENT) Oh, foine. Here's some Bushmill's whiskey served in a potato, floatin' in a Guinness stout.”
  - Tom O'Flanagan: “I have to say, for blind drunks, you had an excellent knowledge of Irish real-estate law.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(TO MAN WALKING BY) Hey, boyo -- how about a tall cool one? (TO ANOTHER MAN PASSING BY) How about you, Greensleeves? Irishmen love to get drunk.”

## S20 E15 — Wedding for Disaster
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2015.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Coroner: “Watch your back! Half a corpse comin' through!”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Sideshow Bob! Drop that knife and give back our Dad!”
  - Sideshow Bob: “I'm working on a bust of Krusty and using this knife to aerate the clay.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(TIPSY) It's all my fault: Homer wanted to serve those little cocktail hot dogs. But no. I had to have (BITTERLY) spring rolls! They taste like nothing!”

## S20 E16 — Eeny Teeny Maya Moe
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2016.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(SEXY) Moe's rat-free tavern! (LISTENS) Oh, ah, heya, Marge. (LISTENS) Yeah, yeah, Homer's here.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “She's a standup dame and he's a fall-down drunk.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(LAUGHING) And we can drink champagne out of an acorn top. Our first dance will be on the head of a pin! I've been hoggin' all the good ones. All right, now you go. But hey, keep it short! (CHUCKLES AGAIN)”

## S20 E17 — The Good, the Sad and the Drugly
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2017.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “(NODS) Powerful stuff. You'd better claim her as your own. Punch her in her arm, or if you're really serious, stick gum in her hair. Here -- I always come prepared.”
  - Nelson Muntz: “(LOUD WHISPER) Seal the deal! Punch her! Punch her!”

## S20 E18 — Father Knows Worst
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2018.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I'm sorry. I got carried away. From now on the only thing I'll ever do for you is co-sign if you want a gun. But at least I made Lisa popular.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(SOBS LIKE TEENAGE GIRL, THEN CLEARLY SAYS) If I didn't sell booze, they probably wouldn't even come here. (SOBS SOME MORE)”

## S20 E19 — Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2019.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(SEXY) We don't need a bed. We're not gonna be sleeping.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Yeah, um, well, I'm looking at a lot of murder sites right now. Where's the bedroom?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge! I'm glad you came. There's a kegger down the hall. We can go as soon as I desecrate this corpse.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - City Inspector: “I was looking forward to killing you and making it look like a suicide.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Edna Krabappel-Flanders: “(SNORING NOISE, THEN, A LITTLE DROWSY:) Lousy hangover.”
  - Seymour Skinner: “(OFFERING) Scotch? Vodka? Gin? I've got everything you want.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(FLIRTY) I was an astronaut for a little bit. (RUEFUL) So many rules. (SIPS BEER)”
  - Geoff: “(A LITTLE DRUNK) So were you two in the same accident or... or what?”

## S20 E20 — Four Great Women and a Manicure
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2020.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - Queen Elizabeth: “(SMOKING NOISES WHICH GROW INCREASINGLY PLEASURE-FILLED) If I ever have sex, this'll be great afterwards.”
  - Queen Elizabeth: “How dare you make out under my crenellations while I make out not? Don't you know that I love you?! (EMOTIONAL) I've always loved you.”
  - Lenny Leonard: “Encouraged by withholding sex! (SPOOKY) Sex!”
  - Agnes Skinner: “Yeah, but the guy on the book jacket is one sexy slice of beefcake. (BOB HOPE GROWL)”
  - Dwarves: “HO-HI / HO-HI / THERE'S NOTHING WE WON'T TRY / WE'LL GET TAKE-OUT / AND THEN MAKE OUT / WE'RE BI / WE'RE BI WE'RE BI, WE'RE BI...”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “You're not suggesting... murder.”
  - Sideshow Mel: “Your dark ambition guided his murderous hand!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(MOANS) A prop knife!”
  - Chazz Busby: “As you all know, this afternoon, the bone fell out of Mel's hair and beat him to death. Let us observe a moment of silence. (IMMEDIATELY) Moment over. Homer, you got the lead!”
  - Homer Simpson: “I don't know how you put up with all these kids, Toohey. If I were you there'd be a lot of strangled babies.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “There's Crabby...Drunky...Hungry!”

## S21 E1 — Homer the Whopper
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2101.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Yeah, well you don't always have time to masturbate (MASTURBATE BEEPED-OUT).”
  - Lyle McCarthy: “(SEXILY) And sexy! (HEROIC) Heroic! (SEXILY) Sexy! (HEROIC) Heroic! (SEXILY) And sexy! (HEROIC) Heroic! Earn that money!”
  - Marge Simpson: “(SEXY) Come and get me.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Great! Do you want to see me naked?”
  - Everyman: “Don't thank me -- thank Captain America...for giving me the patriotism to want to save the President's life. And thank Wonder Woman....for giving me the boobs to distract the guards.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Lyle McCarthy: “Stripper up! Fireman down!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Announcer: “Though legislation was passed to insure Everyman was never seen on screens again, he remains in the hearts of every man, woman and child looking for justice. Or just hoping to see bad people beaten up.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Apu, I have to lose weight now. Do you have anything that'll make me vomit?”

## S21 E2 — Bart Gets a 'Z'
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2102.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Exercise Babe: “Your man is gonna love those sexy new abs!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “Put blood in it?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 8 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Hmm... You know, my dad is a lot more fun after a few beers.”
  - Bart Simpson: “No, booze. First the easy part: kids, get some liquor.”
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “What if she tastes the booze?”
  - Kids: “(DRUNKEN WEAVING/MISCHIEVOUS GIGGLES)”
  - Bart Simpson: “...so you see, it was my fault. I got Mrs. Krabappel drunk. And then I was gonna do the same thing to Zack, but I decided it was better to just tell the truth.”
  - Seymour Skinner: “Bart, you said you didn't get him drunk.”
  - Zack: “No, he's right. (CONSPIRATORIAL) I mixed a little vodka in with my Blue Bronco.”
  - Zack: “(IMITATES CRAZY GUITAR RIFF) (SINGS) THIS PLACE IS A PRISON! (GUITAR NOISE) / ALL YOU KIDS ARE SCREWED! (GUITAR NOISE) / KIDS AND VODKA!”

## S21 E3 — The Great Wife Hope
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2103.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Lenny Leonard: “(HAPPY) Three hours of half-naked guys fightin' like animals.”
  - Chett: “Hm. That woman has natural breasts. This can't be good.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “I googled "girls having fun," and after wading through ninety-seven thousand pages of porn, I found "crazy bowling."”
- Violence & injury — 9 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Hit my Mom, will ya? Well, I'm gonna knock you out and moon your corpse.”
  - Women: “(CHANTING) One, two / We say boo! / Three, four / Stop the gore!”
  - Bart Simpson: “I don't know when we'll be in a septagon again. Wanna settle this bad blood that's been going on between us since you were born?”
  - Bart Simpson: “I was just doing the moves I learned from Ultimate Punching!”
  - Marge Simpson: “(HORRIFIED GASP) Ultimate Punching?! "Ultimate" makes everything worse!”
  - Carl Carlson: “Homer, this is bad. One unlucky punch and Marge could be bedridden for life.”
  - Chett: “Tomorrow night your bedroom will be the septagon. Your sleeping pill will be my punches. (FRIENDLY) By the way, what's that book you're reading?”
  - Bart Simpson: “(SINCERE) And Mom, if you punch him in the junk, you'll get no disrespect from me.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STRANGLED NOISE)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(WINE CONNOISSEUR) Ah yes, filthy, but obscure. With a subtle scatological undertone.”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Two drunk guys were fighting outside and everyone went to watch.”

## S21 E4 — Treehouse of Horror XX
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2104.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “(ANNOYED) It's pronounced "D.N.A.," you idiot. (LOOKS AT KNIFE, THEN MAKES A DECISION) And we are not the same -- I am not a murderer, and I never will be!”
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “If so, secrets locked within his blood could be the key to saving humanity.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Hold it right there, Bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?”
  - Carl Carlson: “(SINGS) FULL-BLOODED...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Barney Gumble: “How's about pouring me a beer, ugly?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Woo hoo! An unattended tap! Like takin' beer from a baby!”

## S21 E5 — The Devil Wears Nada
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2105.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Some lingerie from "The Horny Hubby"... and "snuggle" dice.”
  - Julio: “Okay, Betsy Ross, bring history to life! Ooo, I love it! Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop! Okay, stop. We got plenty. All right, who's my next sexy historical lady?”
  - Julio: “(SEXY MEXICAN CAT NOISES) Yum, yum, yum!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Lenny Leonard: “Definitely hands-off. He didn't mind if we punched in a little late, or not at all...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “And the first beer's on me.”
  - Julio: “Hmm... you know what would look super-good? If you held this glass of red wine.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Mmmm, I love this wine.”
  - Women: “(LOUD DRUNK CONVERSATION)”

## S21 E7 — Rednecks and Broomsticks
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2107.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Lenny Leonard: “Yeah. There's somethin' wonderful about being drunk outdoors.”

## S21 E8 — O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2108.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - New Sister: “Hey, you didn't see what I cooked up in the galley of my last flight to London. They don't call it "Virgin" Airlines anymore.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - TOM SMOTHERS: “Well, I-I heard I- sounded like you said... naked bacon.”
  - DICK SMOTHERS: “Naked bacon.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(TO CHARLIE, WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT) ...and murder and swears and brains and basements...”
  - Bart Simpson: “Awesome -- they made a sequel to "Sever Four!" This movie's gonna be great! Full of blood and gore and torture and guts and...”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - “Tommy: Dick...”
  - Tommy: “Oh, they-uh-they-they didn't fire us, Dick.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(GROGGY) I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?”

## S21 E9 — Thursdays with Abie
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2109.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Dad, I don't have the right words to say how I really feel about you, but at least I know how to beat up a guy who does.”

## S21 E10 — Once Upon a Time in Springfield
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2110.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “First girls ruined "Sex And The City," now this!”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “(SHRUGS, NOSTALGIC) A lot of suicides in that group... funny suicides (CHUCKLE) but still. (SAD) My day is over, kid.”

## S21 E11 — Million Dollar Maybe
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2111.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “All right, it's all hooked up.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Barney Gumble: “(TO CAMERAS) That's right! I bought the winning ticket! And now I can buy back all the blood I sold!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Here. (SIPS BEER)”

## S21 E12 — Boy Meets Curl
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2112.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(TURNED ON) Ooo, you're hot when you're horny...”
  - Marge Simpson: “(FUMING) I'm not horny, I'm mad.”
  - Agnes Skinner: “I was in love with a soldier boy, on leave from Korea. It was a fifties-style romance, three minutes of sex and a lifetime of regret.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Brassy Housewife: “Angelo stood me up on date night, so I showed him: I had one of my boobs reduced.”
  - “2nd Brassy Housewife: You're one smart cookie, Rosemary. That left boob was too good for him.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SUAVE) It'll make a walk on the beach seem like a punch in the face.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Let us throw and sweep a'twain until the Heavens themselves drop their jaws in wonder and envy! And afterwards there'll be beer, and cocoa, with marshmallows floating in the foam.”
  - Marge Simpson: “(OFFHAND) I've been training all my life. I once swept red wine off a white carpet.”

## S21 E13 — The Color Yellow
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2113.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Librarian: “It's where we hooked up during the Christmas party.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Mabel: “Get off my property, Colonel Burns! And if I ever see you in these parts again, (COCKS SHOTGUN) you're gonna be a Memphis belle.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Mabel: “Get off my property, Colonel Burns! And if I ever see you in these parts again, (COCKS SHOTGUN) you're gonna be a Memphis belle.”

## S21 E14 — Postcards from the Wedge
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2114.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “No freedom! I have no freedom around this house! (HE STANDS AND SAYS:) After sex, I'm not talking to you!”
  - Marge Simpson: “Well then there won't be any sex!”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “6th Graders: (ADLIB) Training bra. / I have an unwanted boner. (ETC.)”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Selma Bouvier: “Compromise has no place in a marriage. Stick to your guns!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(À LA STRANGLING) Why you little...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Smooth move, Mom -- tricking Dad into having lunch at the one place that doesn't serve beer.”

## S21 E15 — Stealing First Base
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2115.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “Nelson... your punch restored my vision! I can see again!”

## S21 E16 — The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2116.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SINGS TO "LAWRENCE OF ARABIA" TUNE) THIR-STY / I AM SO THIR-STY / AND HUNGRY AND HORNY / BUT MOSTLY JUST THIR-STY / I AM SO THIR-STY... (SURPRISED NOISE)”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Jakob: “Beautiful tachtoonim (TRANSLATION: UNDERWEAR).”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Jakob: “You don't want to do a photo with me? You can hold my gun.”

## S21 E17 — American History X-cellent
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2117.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “So ironic. After all my years of stock jobbing, gun running, attempted murder, successful murder, and tom peepery, they get me on a petty multi-million dollar art theft.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I say Burns owes us a party. Let's have one, right now, with his wine!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SHAKES HEAD, THEN BITTER) The government. Taking my hard-earned stolen wine and spending it on that no-good floor.”
  - Carl Carlson: “(DRUNKEN REVELING)”

## S21 E18 — Chief of Hearts
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2118.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Okay, criminals, here's your assignments: Brockman, you get the used condoms out of that thorn bush, Krustofsky, go sort those bums by the war they were in...”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Overweight? You? Oh now that's crazy. Now me, I have to get my underwear specially made by this village in the Ukraine. They call me "Daddy Round-Round." Send me a Christmas card every year.”
  - Homer Simpson: “That's some big underwear.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “People who get shot in the chest are such big babies. (SIPS BEER)”
  - Woman: “He's got a gun!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “(ANGUISHED) There was cocaine in there! I won't last an hour! (SOB)”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Uh Simpson, hold on a sec. Um... You wanna uh... (CLEARS THROAT) Uh, I don't know, get a beer sometime, uh...”
  - Chief Wiggum: “(DEFENSIVE) Uh, he's not my friend. He's just a non-violent perp I'm gonna pound a few beers with. (GIDDY TEENAGER) Is he looking at me right now?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Drunk and disorderly? That's a little redundant. (SNEAKY) Hey, uh, mind if I do a little "spring cleaning?"”
  - Homer Simpson: “Ahhh, that is so much better than hospital beer.”

## S21 E19 — The Squirt and the Whale
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2119.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “he'll be moving in with a sexy lady octopus in no time.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Sharks, innocent? Please. Every year they kill a couple of people who do a series of stupid things. The shark's reptilian brain understands only one thing: the crime of murder...”
  - Homer Simpson: “(WOOZY) Ooh, maybe the blood will scare the sharks off!”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Man: “You son-of-a-bitch!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Hello, local utility? You greedy bastards have gouged Homer Simpson for the last time.”

## S21 E20 — To Surveil with Love
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2120.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “(BANGS GAVEL) Motion carries. Next up: motion to limit terms of city officials. All in favor say "I have sex with animals."”
  - Cletus Spuckler: “(RISING AGAIN) I do have sex with animals, but I am not in favor of term limits.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Hey, did you get that guy who was parading around naked?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “(HAPPY) Inspiration Point looks pretty uninspired... All's quiet in Murder Town... Yep, Springfield is cleaner than the Lord's hand towels.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Megan: “(DITSY) Why don't we get a bitchin' new perm with daddy's credit card?”
  - Shauna Chalmers: “What the hell was that?!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Duffman: “Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Duffman is here to refill your beers!”
  - Duffman: “Now, who wants...beer cozies! A shirt that says "Yo!" Sassy seat cushions! (HOLDS UP SEAT CUSHION READING "PARK YOUR DUFF") And Flash drives for your P.C. so you can take your data and (HAMMY) back it up!!!”

## S21 E21 — Moe Letter Blues
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2121.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Otto Mann: “Oh, there's no suspense at your place. Even I've hooked up with your old lady. (TO MILHOUSE) Sorry, kid.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Homer Simpson: “Go ugly up someone else's house, you penis-curling she-devils!”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Springfield, U.S.A. A town where everyone's got a story. I moved here 'cause on a calculator, the zip code spells "boobs."”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “Oh, no sir. My marriage is solid. Manjula would never cheat on me like I cheated on-- (REALIZING) Hoo-boy.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Moe, I don't know whether to punch you or kiss you... so I'm gonna do both.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: “Way to bitch up the conversation, Helen.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(DISAPPOINTED NOISE) No, no, no, no. (DISAPPOINTED) What the hell was I talking about?”
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “When a woman is peaceful and content, that means all hell is about to break loose!”
  - Moe Szyslak: “What's so damn funny? I mean, (CHUCKLES TO FIT IN)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I like beer, hot dogs, and long blackouts on the beach.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SWEETLY) Sorry, honey. I wasn't listening. And I won't be listening now. (SIPS BEER)”

## S21 E22 — The Bob Next Door
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2122.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(MOANS) Nothing is ever boobs or ice cream.”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - THE REAL BOB: “I bought the house next to you, and here we are. So I just have to kill you, then sell the house. Selling the house will be murder.”
  - THE REAL BOB: “Yes... I would be a fool. Unless I did it here, where your murder will be unprosecutable.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Well, whoever moves in, it can't be worse than having a murderer next door.”
  - Lou: “I don't know, Chief. We can't afford a radar gun. So we're just using a thermos on top of a hose handle.”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Well, it's better than my pistol.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Who needs a knife this big?”
  - THE REAL BOB: “(POINTING TO "STATES") I can stand in one state...fire a gun in a second state, the bullet will travel through the third, hitting you in the fourth, so you fall dead in the fifth.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(CAJOLING) Come on, Bob, you don't need to kill me. I'll probably kill myself pretty soon with all the stupid things I do. Oh no, I swallowed my tongue. (FAKES TONGUE-SWALLOWING NOISES)”

## S21 E23 — Judge Me Tender
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2123.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “That was awesome. I feel like the Tiger Woods of sex.”
  - Marge Simpson: “(SEXY) In the mood for another round? (GIGGLES)”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Dr. Nick Riviera: “Can I have another corpse?”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - Ron Finkelsteinberg: “"Fix Andy Dick..."”
  - Moe Szyslak: “TV, huh? That crap still on?”
  - Grampa Simpson: “Sure is hell to have your husband around all the time, ain't it?”
  - Marge Simpson: “At least in Hell the heat still works.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Die, ya bastard!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “You can't close! I'll have to go home and drink better beer at half the price in natural lighting!”
  - Ron Finkelsteinberg: “…"Old People Try to Figure Out Computers," "American Idol," "Dancing With Cars of the Stars," "America's Drunkest Nobody," "Let's Make a Veal..."”
  - Barney Gumble: “To a drunk man that's a yes!”

## S22 E1 — Elementary School Musical
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2201.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “I'm just glad you all finally saw what an amazing human being I am. Now, where's the nearest place I can score a little victory weed?”
  - Dewey Largo: “(SIGHS) Vanilla Wafers, plum wine and take it from the top! (CONDUCTS AS HE SINGS À LA "MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE") MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE / MY JOB IS MISERY / LIFE DISAPPOINTED ME / I'M FIF-TY-THREE...”
  - Bart Simpson: “Krusty drunk on "The Tonight Show," Krusty drunk on "The Today Show," Krusty confesses to self-mutilation on Match…”

## S22 E2 — Loan-a Lisa
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2202.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Mark Zuckerberg: “Bill Gates -- dropout. Virgin Airlines' Richard Branson -- dropout.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “(SADLY) Sorry I wasted your time. No fool would take a chance on a loser like me.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Chris Hansen: “I'm Chris Hansen from "To Catch A Credit-Whore". We know you've been returning used items all over town.”

## S22 E3 — MoneyBart
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2203.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Maybe she's one of those sexy school- supply company reps.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Mike Scioscia: “Secondly, I don't care if your manager is your sister, Dick Drago's mustache, or Oscar Gamble's afro! A player should always listen to his skipper -- that's how I got these three World Series rings.”
  - Mike Scioscia: “Bart, I have two pieces of advice. First, keep your arms in the damn car.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(ANNOYED) Hey, speaking of stats, I'm none too pleased about your ratio of "seats occupied" to "beers ordered."”

## S22 E4 — Treehouse of Horror XXI
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2204.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Rich Uncle Pennybags: “(UPPER CLASS) There was a bank error in my favor... (HOLDS UP BANKROLL) ...and I'm spending it all on Oriental Avenue prostitutes!”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(THINKS) They should call this one "recipe for murder."”
  - Marge Simpson: “We killed an innocent man. We're murderers! Murderers! (SOBS)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(WEARY) I know, I know. Don't serve garlic... don't stab your guest in the heart with a wooden stake... don't ask him if he knows Frankenstein. It's racist somehow.”
  - Roger: “(DRYLY) Oh goody. The monkey got a hold of a spear gun.”
  - Edmund: “(SNARLS) Too late. The bloodlust is upon me.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(IMPRESSED) Whoa, you blood-sucking freaks love your kids too?”
  - Vampire Dad: “(MOANS) His blood! It's full of cholesterol!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(CASUAL) Man, it's been a crazy morning. Champagne?”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(WEARY) I know, I know. Don't serve garlic... don't stab your guest in the heart with a wooden stake... don't ask him if he knows Frankenstein. It's racist somehow.”

## S22 E5 — Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2205.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “(GRIM) Get your affairs in order.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Database: “Bart beat up Nelson!”
  - Nelson Muntz: “I can get to you whenever I want, Simpson. But I'm gonna bide my time. You won't even hear the punch that wastes you. And you'll crack like one of those chicken turds rich people eat.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(DESPERATE) Uh, uh, you punch really good!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “(SINGS, TO "LOCH LOMOND") OH I'LL WAX THE UPSTAIRS / AND I'LL WAX THE DOWNSTAIRS / THEN I'LL GET DRUNK IN THE LI'BRY!”

## S22 E6 — The Fool Monty
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2206.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Waylon Smithers: “(SIGHS) He likes to stack men naked. I guess that's a start.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Snake Jailbird: “Okay, here's your choice: cash in my hands or blood on the jerky.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “(BACK TO NORMAL, THUNDERING) --and they can also bloody well change back!”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “It wasn't kindness that was keeping me alive, it was bile building up inside! Loathing is my life blood and rage my royal jelly! So yes, thank you, Springfield, for giving me the secret to eternal life -- hate!”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Chazz Busby: “Dance, you sons of bitches! Dance like it's me down there!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Yeah, I've done all I can do in that medium. (SIPS BEER)”

## S22 E7 — How Munched is That Birdie in the Window?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2207.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “And so The Bloody Hangman, his hair sticky with blood, skittered along the cobblestones, gunk dripping from his one good eye, singing his evil land chantey.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(BLOODY HANGMAN VOICE) KER-SHAW, KER-SHEW / I'M AFTER YOU / WITH MY BLOODY NOOSE / STRONG ENOUGH TO HANG TEN MOOSE / KER-SHAW, KER-SHEW / IT'S JUST A STORY, BUT IT'S REALLY TRUE!”
  - W.C. FIELDS: “Ah, yes. A little hair of the dog that bit me. (DRINKS BLOOD)”
  - Ostrich: “(VIGOROUS STRANGLING NOISES) / (DYING NOISES)”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Even my tramp stamp?”

## S22 E8 — The Fight Before Christmas
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2208.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “(DRYLY) Oh really? Well let me ask you this, how many kids bring a gun to meet Santa?”

## S22 E9 — Donnie Fatso
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2209.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Dad's underwear!”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Fat Tony: “How could you, Nicky?! I would have given you everything! In the strip club of my heart, you held the key to the champagne room! (PLAINTIVE) I loved you, man.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Fbi Supervisor: “We're gonna move in on Fat Tony when he takes delivery on a shipment of Belgian guns.”
  - Fat Tony: “Here they are -- my Belgian guns.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “I didn't. I got secondhand wasted from smooching your father. So not a peep out of anyone till the Fiesta Bowl!”
  - Chief Wiggum: “If it makes you feel better, I can tell you about someone else. Ooo, how 'bout Krusty in the drunk tank?”
  - Krusty the Clown: “(DRUNK) If, if Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel, huh? Huh?!”

## S22 E10 — Moms I'd Like to Forget
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2210.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “I just wanted to see if you were wearing a bra.”
  - Bart's Class: “THERE GOES THE FIFTH GRADE / FLOATIN' DOWN THE DELAWARE / CHEWIN' ON THEIR UNDERWEAR / CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER PAIR / TEN DAYS LATER / BITTEN BY A POLAR BEAR / THAT'S HOW THE POLAR BEAR DIED!”
  - Homer Simpson: “It's kind of weird, us all being naked in here.”
  - Andy Hamilton: “We're not naked.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Kids: “(BLOODTHIRSTY ROARS)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Awesome! I'll get the white wine.”
  - Marge Simpson: “You can't buy white wine!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Anyone see a good beer commercial lately?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(FRUSTRATED MOAN) Can we at least drink beer or something?”

## S22 E11 — Flaming Moe
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2211.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - League Of Extra-Horny Gentlemen
  - LEAGUE OF EXTRA-HORNY GENTLEMEN: ext. league of extra-horny gentlemen - night
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(GRIM) Time to punch in.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Grady: “Ew! Isn't that the place where all those rats committed suicide?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “So, uh, what would you gentlemen like? (NERVOUS LAUGH) I mean, I know what you'd like, and hey, why wouldn't you like it? Oh, ain't being comfortable with something weird the best? I'm gonna pour some beers now.”

## S22 E12 — Homer the Father
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2212.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Sam: “You were right, Dad. By not telling the teacher that Jimmy cheated on the French test, it's like I cheated.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Patrick: “Homer, a good father is strong enough that he doesn't need to use his strength. What Bart needs is for you to strangle him with your love.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Son, I won't strangle you anymore, but I also won't get you that mini-bike.”
  - Bart Simpson: “How 'bout this? I let you punch me in the face and you get me a snowmobile.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - “"Patrick": Well, (CONDESCENDING) Mr. Mamet, why don't you fucking (BLEEPED) learn how to fucking write a fucking (BLEEPED) script.”
  - David Mamet: “(BLEEPED) Fuck, eh? I could use that.”
  - Bart Simpson: “What is this crap? Are you wearing a wire?”
  - “"Patrick": (BRITISH) Crap, total crap! You, writer, what's your name?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(EXTREME PAINED NOISE, AGONIZED) Damn, that hurt!”
  - Bart Simpson: “(SCREAMS) Where the hell did that come from?”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Fat Chinese Spy: “(SLIGHT CHINESE ACCENT) Really? That's too bad. Because we are very interested in your offer.”

## S22 E13 — The Blue and the Gray
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2213.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Dr. Kissingher: “(ROLE-PLAYING) Okay, I'm a sexy girl. And research shows that my decision to sleep with you happens in the first six point five seconds. Go.”
  - Dr. Kissingher: “If "right now" means "tomorrow night at my seminar at the Springfield Airport Motor Lodge." So if you're ready to turn from couch potato to sex tornado, come and see me, Dr. Kissingher.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Part of a great tradition including Val Kilmer from "Top Gun," Wedge Antilles from "Star Wars," and me, from now.”
  - Seymour Skinner: “Bart, eyewitnesses to your fight described you as "berserkoid," "totally aggro," and said you punched Milhouse "like fifty billion times." That's an excessive number of times.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “Uh, my name's Willie, and all I do is get drunk and kill squirrels with me shovel.”
  - Lenny Leonard: “(SELLING) I just ordered this bottomless pitcher of beer and circumference-less platter of nachos.”
  - “Young Woman #1: (VERY ATTRACTED) Oh Homer, I've never seen a drunk hold his vomit like you. (PURRS)”

## S22 E14 — Angry Dad: The Movie
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2214.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Herman Millwood: “...the chairs were never paid for, so we repossessed the only thing they had left -- the cartoons: "Space Penis," "Geena Davis Internet Project 1999," "John Stankworth, Fart Detective," "The Adventures Of Parody Man..."”

## S22 E15 — The Scorpion's Tale
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2215.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Walther Hotenhoffer: “Those poor googly-eyed fools. I cannot exploit them like this. I will have to be content exploiting their fear of losing hair and penis. I will destroy the drug.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “Bart, this is fool's porn! I'll take it off your hands.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “I've got some stuff to put a smile on that corpse.”
  - Grampa Simpson: “So what? There are no guarantees in life! We don't know if this... (LOOKS AROUND FOR SOMETHING) knife is safe!”
  - Walther Hotenhoffer: “(LOWERS GUN, SIGHS) I'd like to have just one day when I don't put a gun to my head.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Who would begrudge them a few years of shambling, dope-fogged, into the grave? Besides, our generation's got everything under control! Now, if you'll excuse me, I was supposed to be drunk an hour ago.”

## S22 E16 — A Midsummer's Nice Dream
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2216.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(KINDLY) Sweetie, don't worry. I'm gonna come back so horny and angry...”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Chong: “Ladies and gentlemen, man! Prepare for comedy that will murder your expectations and bury them in a sea of "what?" with waves of "huh?"”
- Alcohol & drugs — 10 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “Then, the doobie of destiny changed their lives forever, when police burned marijuana seized from the Buddy Rich Orchestra in a nearby lot...”
  - Cheech: “(STONED) So, y'know, uh, check your barometer, thermometer, anemometer... Why does everything have to have an "ometer" on it?”
  - Cheech: “(STONED GIGGLES)”
  - Homer Simpson: “I can't believe I'm riding around in Cheech's van! The van made of weed!”
  - Cheech: “It's not made of weed.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh yeah, I getcha -- "work on the show." Maybe we should start at four-twenty, right? (SLIGHT CHUCKLE) Marijuana reference!”
  - Homer Simpson: “I can't do reefer comedy -- I'm drunk. Two different animals. (SIPS BEER)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(PROUDLY) My time being wasted was not wasted!”
  - Seymour Skinner: “(SADLY) Yes, but I'm funnier than the cocktail napkins.”
  - Gary Chalmers: “They're blank, Seymour. (HOLDS UP BLANK COCKTAIL NAPKIN)”

## S22 E17 — Love Is a Many Strangled Thing
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2217.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “So anyway, I'm strangling him, and I said to Bart...”
  - Dr. Zander: “Wait. Hold on a moment. You were strangling your son?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(BEING STRANGLED NOISES)”
  - Homer Simpson: “Dr. Zander, you made me see my life through Bart's neck, and I swear, I will never, ever strangle my boy again.”
  - Dr. Zander: “We'll talk when he's dead! (STRANGLES BART) Just break already!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(POUTY) I miss my friends from drunk driving school. (QUIET SOBS) They were so cool.”

## S22 E18 — The Great Simpsina
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2218.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - David Copperfield: “(SEXY PREENING NOISES) Oh yeah, it's magical.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Raymondo: “The lady in question is my late wife, Esther. (HEARTFELT) She was the only other soul who knew the secret of my greatest trick. Now I'm alone with my memories and my medical marijuana.”
  - Raymondo: “Now, the first thing you must do is make me a vodka tonic...”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Cregg Demon: “Okay, for my first chillusion, I'm gonna descend into Hell and pull up a skank.”

## S22 E19 — The Real Housewives of Fat Tony
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2219.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “He's cheating on Selma? That's crazy! Why go out for a hamburger when you've got rancid steak at home?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DISTRAUGHT) How could Tony cheat on me so soon?”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Fat Tony: “(MURDEROUS NOISE)”
  - Louie: “Yeah, you look like Johnnie Handsome before we shot him in the face.”
  - Luigi: “Hey, don't run with the knife! Ah, stupid pig!”

## S22 E20 — Homer Scissorhands
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2220.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(QUICK, PARANOID) What do I do? Patty's gonna kill me! Unless... I kill her first! I put the body in the car, I dump the car in the lake, I put a James Taylor CD in the stereo so they think it's a suicide...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(THINKS) Well, I open a lot of crazy things when I'm drunk, but I don't think so.”

## S22 E21 — Keys
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2221.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “Aw, come on! You'll miss all the sex!”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Gil Gunderson: “I'm alive! And you're my naked fairy-god-boy.”
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “And so, to this naked fairy-god-boy, I present the key to the city. Now do us a favor and lower your pants for the picture.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Rod Flanders: “(ALSO SUSPICIOUS) Jesus cries blood every time you lie.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Duffman: “Duffman doesn't need Duff to have fun! (BEAT) Seriously, you got any beer?”
  - Duffman: “I heard drowning makes you feel like you're drunk.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Salesman: “(INDICATES ANOTHER CAKE) That one there? Bride's dad made a racist toast.”

## S22 E22 — The Ned-Liest Catch
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2222.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “(DEEP BREATH) Edna, you're a very beautiful woman... but I'm a little uh, you know... uncomfortable with premarital sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “...Y'know, I wouldn't mind Homer lying naked in his hammock, but does he have to string it up higher than the fence line?”
  - Comic Book Guy: “(OUTSIDE WINDOW) I still wear your bra!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(MOVED) Ned, I have a confession to make: I may not have come here solely with the noble intention of getting drunk. But now, from the bottom of my heart, I wish you and Edna the best.”
  - Seymour Skinner: “(HOLDING TWO-THIRDS-EMPTY BEER MUG) We made sweet music in the band room, poetry during English class, and you don't wanna know what we did in the multi-purpose room.”

## S23 E1 — The Falcon and the D'ohman
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2301.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Wayne: “Nobody held my space when I was in a North Korean prison being forced to write a musical about Kim Jung Il with a car battery hooked up to my nipples!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Neh, they couldn't find a Google map photo without me naked or urinating.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SNEAKY CHUCKLE) While I'm here, I might as well pre-punch out...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I'M STILL DRUNK FROM LAST NIGHT, / GOT DRIVEN HOME, I DON'T KNOW BY WHOM.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Say... (READS BADGE) Wayne, I couldn't help but notice that your breath doesn't smell like alcohol. You want to go grab a beer after work?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Charlie, wanna grab a beer?”
  - Snake Jailbird: “(EXASPERATED NOISE) Drunks are sooo boring!”

## S23 E2 — Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2302.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Dollar bill guy, five dollar bill guy, sex guy, Will Ferrell, black guy.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “"A man who is good enough to shed his blood for the country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards."”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Jimbo Jones: “You're in my coal mine now, bitches!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(CALLS OUT) Don't buy it! I bought one last year and it was crap construction!”
  - Seymour Skinner: “(FREAKED-OUT) Damn! Willie, break it down!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Nelson Muntz: “This place is as beautiful as the side of a Coors beer can. (SAD) The kind my Dad used to leave in the bathtub.”

## S23 E3 — Treehouse of Horror XXII
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2303.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(SEXY) Wanna go home and celebrate?”
  - KAMALA: “Now you're having sex with Uncle Tree!”
  - KAMALA: “That only keeps me from giving birth while we are having sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, Marge. This is the purest love there is: patient, supportive... ooh, cleavage! (TURNED-ON NOISE)”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “All these years I thought murder was a sin. Then, I got new instructions from the good Lord Himself, through my bible: in his favorite language -- English.”
  - Voice Of God: “(FURIOUS, BOOMING) Do not question me, the star of the Bible! Now, on a non-murder-related note...”
  - KAMALA: “(AGHAST) Now you've murdered our brothers, the flowers!”
  - Gary Chalmers: “They're all in one place. Let's fry these calamari and dip 'em in a sauce made of their own blood!”
  - KAMALA: “(BLOODCURDLING SCREAM)”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Avatar Bart: “(EXAMINING HIMSELF) Whoa! Check out this bitchin' bod! Oh man, if I could just have five minutes alone with my old bullies...”
  - Ned Flanders: “Because of you I'm going to Hell!”
  - Ned Flanders: “Hell! Damn! Backside! Nothing matters anymore! I'm goin' down and my hand-basket seats two!”
  - Taxi Dragon: “Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “And wine from their own grapes.”

## S23 E4 — Replaceable You
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2304.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “(HAPPY LAUGH) The breast joke!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Roz: “What are you doing here, Simpson? If there isn't dry-cleaning in the back of my car, there's gonna be blood on my knuckles.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “(CHUCKLES) Unless you got any heroin.”
  - Old Jewish Man: “(COMPLETELY SERIOUS) You got any heroin?”
  - Roz: “Your giggle is like strawberry wine.”

## S23 E5 — The Food Wife
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2305.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - BRITISH VOICE: “Stop your bloody whingeing, Marge.”
  - Gordon Ramsay: “You (BLEEP)-ed it up, big blue, didn't you? Why did you invite Homer? He stole your bloody thunder! You're not as (BLEEP)-ing fun as him, and you never will be!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Meth Lab: int. meth lab - continuous
  - Chief Wiggum: “All right, breaking baddies, drop the meth!”
  - TONY BOURDAIN: “I'm food bad-boy Tony Bourdain. There's nowhere I won't go and nothing I won't eat -- as long as I'm paid in emeralds and my hotel room has a bidet that shoots warm champagne.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Aw, come on, Dad, be a foodie! You're already a fatty and a drunkie!”

## S23 E6 — The Book Job
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2306.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “How could the publishers change our book? If they had been in charge of the Sistine Chapel, the whole thing would be vampires -- instead of the pope's private naked dude mural!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Professor Jonathan Frink: The trolls are now vampires, the Brooklyn Bridge is now a castle, and Fuzzlepitch is now Bloodball! Oh! Weak! Weak! And lame!”

## S23 E7 — The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2307.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Welcome home, handsome! (LONG SEXY SMOOCH)”
  - Marge Simpson: “(SEXY) Hel-lo.”
  - Homer Simpson: “My job is my wife. Loneliness, my mistress. Despair, my sex buddy. Angst is a chick I met online, but then it turned out it was really a guy.”
  - Robert Marlowe: “Sorry, Marge. That account job hollowed me out like a cheap chocolate bunny. I've been divorced three times, I've got a cocktail addiction, a shrimp cocktail addiction, and I can't stop bending women to my sexual will.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Let's see, my family gives me love and sex. My work gives me money and sleep...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - “Male Marketing Executive: (MILD CHUCKLE, THEN:) It's about your vodka, "Absolut Krusty."”
  - “Female Marketing Executive: We're having trouble persuading people it's hip to drink a vodka made by a clown, in a bottle shaped like a clown, that does this when you open it...”
  - “Female Marketing Executive: He invites his cool friends, we serve free cocktails, made with your vodka, generating buzz.”
  - Robert Marlowe: “Hey, you're a baby account man. Still on the bottle. (SHAKES WHISKEY BOTTLE) So for my last good deed before I retire, I'm gonna help you persuade Mayor Quimby to sign off on a nuclear rate hike.”
  - Regulator: “Homer! I want a Long Island ice tea, America's most complicated cocktail.”

## S23 E8 — The Ten-Per-Cent Solution
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2308.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - Annie Crawford: “I was a virgin agent, looking for a first client or a fourth husband. (NOSTALGIC) And then I saw him.”
  - Annie Crawford: “Oh, grow up. Today's kids are less sensitive than an army condom. They see more on TV than my mother did on her wedding night. And they don't complain about it for the next fifty years.”
  - Annie Crawford: “(TO HOMER AND MARGE) I was so mad at him, I didn't have sex with a clown for five months.”
  - Young Krusty: “I can only tell the truth right after sex. But all during sex I was thinking it.”
  - Assistant Director: “Sex over sixty: the mechanics of the impossible. Take two!”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Male Executive: “And we pay for everything with soft porno and boxing.”
  - Krusty the Clown: “(SURPRISED) Wait a minute -- there's soft porno?”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Annie Crawford: “(CONSIDERING NOISE) Would you play a bloated corpse on "CSI?"”
  - Bart Simpson: “Whoa! The gun Sheriff Baby wore! Hm.”
  - Fatso: “Just you wait, Eunice! Just you wait. (MIMES RACKING SHOTGUN) Ka-chik, (MIMES FIRING SHOTGUN) Kaboom, (MIMES BRAIN SPLATTERING ON WALL) Ka-Splatter! See yer grave there?”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “Oh, I see what's goin' on here: if a woman does it, she's a bitch. But in a man, those traits would be considered... (WATCHING) Uh-oh.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “Yep! I'm back on top! And this time I'm not blowing it on cocaine for my horses. They start well, then they get paranoid around the third turn.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “But we shared everything. Boats, girlfriends, condos. And when I finished, every one of 'em was spic and span.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Now, let me ask you something: is there a place for an old-fashioned lardass like me on today's television?”

## S23 E9 — Holidays of Future Passed
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2309.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - “"Carl": Because I wanted to get back together with my wife, who was sleeping with Carl at the time.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh Marge, how would you like some "future sex"?”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Homer Simpson: “I meant a week from tomorrow. That's when the new penis gets here.”
  - Zia: “What? Me flashing my boobs on unripe melons dot com?”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Ticket Agent: “(BLOODTHIRSTY BELLOWS)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(RUEFUL CHUCKLE) "Bloody Harry" -- he brought back beheading in a big way! Now, I'm gonna show these boys downtown Springfield.”
  - Selma Bouvier: “Make me a Bloody Mary, doll-face.”
  - Adult Lisa: “Sometimes I wish strangling your kid was still legal.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Stewardess: “(SULLEN) Suicide pills, Mohawk gel, twenty-year-old Business Week, turkey and brie wrap...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I'd smash 'em all for one lousy beer.”
  - “"Lenny": Hey Moe, get me another beer!”

## S23 E10 — Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2310.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “The gravy boat movement is spreading across the nation like a rumor about some kid and someone's mom hooking up at a high school.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Now I have to change the nipple!”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “I call shotgun!”
  - Lisa Simpson: “It's too early to call shotgun!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(MAD) That's what a play within a play is for! (STRANGLES BART)”
  - Marge Simpson: “No strangling on school days!”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Audio book read by Lenny. I'm not just another loudmouth. I'm a loudmouth who says things you're afraid to say (BOOMING) BUT NOT RACIST THINGS!”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “(SADLY) Looks like we're back to traveling on tramp steamers and produce trucks.”

## S23 E11 — The D'oh-cial Network
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2311.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Jimbo Jones: “I just got invited to make out with Shauna! See?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “We don't need your website. We can make anything into guns.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(LAUGHING) We totally wasted his time.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(TIPSY) Man, this website makes talking drunk to my wife so much safer.”

## S23 E12 — Moe Goes from Rags to Riches
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2312.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bar Rag: “Perhaps one of you garments would like to narrate for a while. Men's extra large underwear?”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Bar Rag: “And the restless spirits of those murdered sheep compelled Marguerite to loom ceaselessly, even as her husband went off to fight again and again and again...”
  - French Wiggum: “Hey, let's show some French courage and beat up the corpse!”
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “Can I punch you?”
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “Can I... have someone else punch you?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “I can't even find my car in the parking lot at the mall. There was half a kilo of heroin and two suspects inside.”
  - Lenny Leonard: “This is so convenient! I can go straight from doin' my civic duty to having a beer with my best friend Carl!”

## S23 E13 — The Daughter Also Rises
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2313.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Nick: “My mother said I should bring some wine.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(INTRIGUED) Hm, the French have gotten into the wine game. Good luck catchin' up with the big boys.”
  - Grampa Simpson: “Yeah, there's a lot of fish in the sea, but she picked out a drunken walrus. But you and this Nick fella sound to me like the story of Pyramus and Thisbe.”

## S23 E14 — At Long Last Leave
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2314.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(SEDUCTIVE) Wanna make out over the foul line?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHUCKLES) There's no sex like fugitive sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Well I've got a really big secret for you... (LOUD WHISPER) I'm not wearing any underwear.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Is it Iraqi journalists being murdered?”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Mr. Burns! You might catch a cold out this late. You want my jacket? Here, lemme warm my gun up for ya.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Jimbo Jones: “(COCKS HEAD) I think I heard a pair of underpants being picked up off the ground. Big ones!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “I could see a planetarium show without the secondhand marijuana!”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(FRUSTRATED) I pick up books like you pick up beers!”
  - Homer Simpson: “And I can drive drunk while I'm actually sober!”
  - Mayor Joe Quimby: “The simple fact is, the city is going broke cleaning up after Homer's drunken shenanigans...”

## S23 E15 — Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2315.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “You would do that? (EXCITED GASP, TO SELF) Oh my God, this might be a Marge's birthday where I get sex!”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “I am finding out who my real customers are, and who is going to cheat on my store with some South-Sea sugar shack!”
- Violence & injury — 7 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “It's like going to Hawaii without the murderous locals!”
  - Lisa Simpson: “(ALL BUSINESS) Just throw in a couple of "fur is murders."”
  - Bart Simpson: “How is fur murder? They're just animals.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Fine. (ROLLS EYES) Fur's murder. Everything's murder.”
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “Because I have a gun, you must stick them up now! Yes, it is loaded, with bullets that you put in my chest. Now empty the cash drawer! Come on!”
  - Homer Simpson: “You can't strangle a boy on his mother's birthday.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(PUNCHES PALM) Dammit, she knows! Okay, how do we buy your silence?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! There's a white wine? And wha- a Swiss cheese? And a peanut butter? And a potato chip? And toilet paper? Wha-what?!”

## S23 E16 — How I Wet Your Mother
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2316.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “I'm sorry, Homie. A diaper just isn't sexy.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Look at it go! All right! Hey, since it's a dream, let's ride our bikes naked around town.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Homer Simpson: “(STRIPPER-TYPE BRASSY BEAT) BUM-BA-BUM-BA / BUM-BA-BUM-BA...”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “That's my cuddle bear! I loved him, I shot him, he's mine!”
  - Homer Simpson: “There's nothing in this dream world that can't strangle you!”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Suck it, karma! Yeah! I'm talkin' to you, karma! (COCKY LAUGH) Karma's a bitch, karma!”
  - Lenny Leonard: “See it? We followed the ref home and beat the crap out of him.”
  - Homer's Brain: “(COMPLETELY ASTOUNDED) What the hell are you doing?!”
  - Lenny Leonard: “Who the hell are you?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Hey, it's called "karma." (SIPS BEER)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SAD MOAN) Why can't I cork my wang-wine?”
  - Carl Carlson: “Ain't no problem that free food and free booze won't fix!”
  - Moes: “In this place mothers are for drunk driving!”

## S23 E17 — Them, Robot
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2317.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “(NERVOUS) Uh, Homer, I'm afraid this is the part of God's perfect plan where you're murdered by robots.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(CAUTIOUS) "Override self-destruct protocol with authorization code (PUNCHING IT IN) seven-two-two-five.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Missed, ya son-of-a-bitch!”
  - Lenny Leonard: “This is crap!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “There's champagne in those!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SHRIEKS) Then there's champagne in me! (MOANS) What am I gonna do? It's less than twenty-four hours till my drug test. Maybe I can sweat it out.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(ARGUING WITH HIMSELF) You call this beer? This is watered-down swill! You got a problem? Well here's the complaint department!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Now, let me raise this beer to toast...”

## S23 E18 — Beware My Cheating Bart
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2318.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Wow, the TV's hooked up to the internet! You can stream whole seasons of old TV shows.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “More breast?”
  - Bart Simpson: “Then go back to Jimbo and show him every boob you've got.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Kearney Zzyzwicz: “C'mon, c'mon! The best murder is always first!”
  - Jimbo Jones: “If I wrote down everything you told me to write down, I'd have no time for punching.”

## S23 E19 — A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2319.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(REALIZING) Sex on a family vacation? I never thought such a thing was possible!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Ocean sex rules! Go to Hell, land sex!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(PG-RATED ECSTASY) Woo-woo-woo-woo!”
  - Homer Simpson: “My booze and cologne!”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Filipino Steward: “Drop dead, fat ass!”

## S23 E20 — The Spy Who Learned Me
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2320.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(BATTLE CRY, KNIFE BETWEEN TEETH)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Sorry. (SIPS BEER)”

## S23 E21 — Ned 'n Edna's Blend
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2321.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Sideshow Mel: “Looks like someone didn't follow the underwear rule.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “No atheist blood, please.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Chazz Busby: “Jesus didn't stammer! His voice hit the back of the theater! He was a God who turned water into wine and did not wear shoes!”
- Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Yo, Homer! Mom says get your fat ass over to the Flanders'!”
  - Bart Simpson: “Which one? Homer or fat ass?”

## S23 E22 — Lisa Goes Gaga
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2322.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Lady Gaga: “BUT EVERY MONSTER NEEDS TO FIND THAT SECRET DEEP INSIDE / THAT TRANSFORMS DOCTOR JEKYLL INTO SEXY MR. HYDE”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I cheat on my diet but nobody knows 'cause the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death. So, honey, what do you say?”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Lady Gaga: “MONSTERS DON'T NEED IMPLANTS OR A BITCHIN' MONSTER CAR / MONSTERS ONLY NEED TO LOVE THE MONSTERS THAT THEY ARE”
  - Lady Gaga: “(SEVERAL AGGRAVATED NOISES, THEN:) Bastards!”
  - Lady Gaga: “(SADLY) Tiny diamonds. Hurts like hell.”

## S24 E1 — Moonshine River
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2401.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Aw boy, I feel for ya. Nobody likes to be rejected, and it never gets easier, until you can drink. Because then you can express your unfiltered feelings by drunk dialing.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Observe. (PICKS UP BART'S KRUSTY PHONE, SPEAKS LIKE DRUNK PERSON ACTING SOBER) Hey, it's me again. He's there, isn't he? Well, I hope this doesn't sound weird, but I'm inside your closet.”

## S24 E2 — Treehouse of Horror XXIII
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2402.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SEXY) Oh, like what you see, huh?”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “It's Homer! Before his boobs came in!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Teenage Marge: “Let go of him! What kind of jerk strangles a little boy?”

## S24 E3 — Adventures in Baby-Getting
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2403.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Hey, Homer... what if you got back one of those samples you sold years ago at the Shelbyville Sperm Bank?”
  - Homer's Brain: “(EXCITED) All right! "Try it" means sex.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “I hope you're happy. You all just wasted your time working your way into an afterschool class.”

## S24 E4 — Gone Abie Gone
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2404.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - RITA: “I'm sorry I couldn't help you find your father. (SEXY) If you find him, tell him I can still do this. Yeah.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - RITA: “I got super-addicted to heroin. (RELAXES BACK) Yeah.”
  - Cashier: “(FLIRTY) Can I borrow ten bucks from the cash register? I've gotta get drunk before a party.”
  - Homer Simpson: “That's one way to avoid drunk driving.”
  - Spiro: “Yes. (NOSTALGIC) In the old days. When people ate steak, drank champagne, and the music... oh, the music! (FURIOUS) I hated the music!”

## S24 E5 — Penny-Wiseguys
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2405.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Lunchlady Dora: “And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bulgarian Woman: “You have breasts like woman, but cannot give suck.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Come on buddy, why would you want to be a murderer?”
  - Dan Gillick: “Like Shotgun Pete, Shotgun Mike, Ronnie the Rifle, Shotgun the Rifle...”
  - Dan Gillick: “(WHISPERS) He wants me to kill a bunch of guys! I've got a gun! Look!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Look, just give me the gun before you hurt somebody. Give it to me!”
  - Fat Tony: “The important thing is we have severely cut costs by reducing the number of our guns to one. (PULLS GUN) And I have it. Any further questions?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(EXPLAINING) Part of my new rice wine promotion.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “So, now you think you can just waltz in here and buy everybody a beer?”
  - Bart Simpson: “Okay, but when I grow up and I'm living on your couch, and I drink all your booze, and sell your jewelry, you gotta be cool.”

## S24 E6 — A Tree Grows in Springfield
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2406.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Short Man: “(GRUFF) I'm on a break, kid. And when I'm on a break, the mouse is dead.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Well... I like that its message is in sap and not in blood... like some miracles I could mention. (COUGHS) Passover.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SAD) Life is too fragile. One minute you're lying in your hammock drinkin' beer, the next thing you know you're sittin' here drinkin' beer.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Moe, I could believe this was a random occurrence, or I could believe some higher power reached down and squeezed the sap outta that tree. I'm choosin' hope! Moe, a bottle of your finest beer!”

## S24 E7 — The Day the Earth Stood Cool
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2407.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(TO DUCKS, EXPLODING) Beat it, ducks! I'm not old enough to have food for you! I'm sexy! Young and sexy!”
  - Lenny Leonard: “(SCARED) I don't know. The guy who gives the sexual harassment seminars brought 'em in.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Fine! I admit it, you... nipple Nazis! I give my baby formula!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Then they cut to a guy eating noodles and blood splashed on him!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(AMAZED) Beer keg do-nut?”
  - Emily: “(POINTED) Well, at least I don't put a corporate chemical cocktail into my child's body!”

## S24 E8 — To Cur with Love
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2408.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “You never take him for walks or sleep with him in your arms. And I suspect you've been chewing on his treats.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(STOIC) Well, that's just the way dogs are. The most disloyal unfaithful creatures God ever made.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Whoa, now I've gotta buy a corpse wagon. (RUEFUL) That's how they getcha.”
  - Young Herman: “(BITTER) When God closes a door, he opens a gun shop.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Grampa Simpson: “(NODS) Uh-huh. All my stories have endings now. They're putting something in my Jell-O down at the home. Anyway, Homer and that dog went together like Christmas and suicidal thoughts.”

## S24 E9 — Homer Goes to Prep School
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2409.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Now to save these sorry souls from a life of anarchy, starvation, and having sex for (APPALLED) procreation.”
- Violence & injury — 8 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(PULLS OUT SHOTGUN) In this bar we say "Old Kinderhook!"”
  - Dr. Eugene Blatz: “We're slaves to the system. Close the supermarket, and we starve. Cut off the tap, we drink our cat's blood.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I'd slash my wrists! (ALARMED) But how, without my electric knife?!”
  - Prepper: “Now everybody talks guns and ammo but survival really comes down to who has the most shelf paper.”
  - Homer Simpson: “If Jesus had a gun he'd be alive today.”
  - Gary Chalmers: “I may have solved that problem. This rifle scope I modified makes any human face look dangerous and threatening.”
  - Lloyd: “Are you that good with a knife?”
  - Bart Simpson: “Dad, you said people would be drinking each other's blood.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Gary Chalmers: “There is an alternative to suicide.”

## S24 E10 — A Test Before Trying
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2410.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Edna Krabappel-Flanders: “(SCOFFS) I wish I was a hooker. No one in this town has any money. But the worst thing is what's happened to the school.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Good riddance. When I found out shrimp cocktails had no alcohol, I really lost interest.”

## S24 E11 — The Changing of the Guardian
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2411.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Mav: “S'all good, bra.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Portia: “Nah, I turned it down because Cecil Rhodes was such a racist.”

## S24 E12 — Love is a Many-Splintered Thing
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2412.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SHRIEKS) Thank God I wore the underwear with the hole on the side.”
  - Adult Bart: “And that's when I learned Cupid was just a fat naked jerk with an arrow.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(STRANGLING NOISES)”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(INTO PHONE) Mary? That's odd, I thought I was calling the Suicide Not Line. Because I'm doin' great. So, um, how are you handling "taking a break?"”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - “Kicked-out Husband #2: I miss Roxie. That's the club where I used to smoke pot with my kid.”
  - “French-canadian Mountain Man: Où est le whiskey que vous m'avez promis?”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - HILLBILLY M.C.: “Thank you, last contestant. Tomorrow we will feature the no-longer racist country comedy of Barry the Satellite TV Guy.”

## S24 E13 — Hardly Kirk-ing
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2413.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Kirk Voice Milhouse: “I want to buy this beer, uh, cigarettes, magazines with boobs, and three pairs of sunglasses...”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Kearney Zzyzwicz: “Let's beat up a philosopher till he gives us the answer.”
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “(LOOSENS TIE) I made my Mom happy and got through the bullies without a punch. Being an adult is super easy!”
  - Seymour Skinner: “(ENTERING) I know this is highly illegal, but you're not leaving this booth till you punch "yes."”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Sure, what do I care? (SIPS BEER)”

## S24 E14 — Gorgeous Grampa
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2414.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - The Rich Texan: “That cocaine I ordered is taking forever!”
  - Marge Simpson: “Your father wasted his whole life being married to your mother and having you. We've got to find him a boyfriend before it's too late!”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “NO, I GET DRUNK ON... BOOS /”

## S24 E15 — Black Eyed, Please
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2415.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Dewey Largo: “What are you in for? Murdering Chopin?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Thanks, Flanders. Punch my eye, destroy my marriage. Now just pull the plug and let me die.”
  - Ned Flanders: “(DEAD SERIOUS) I want you to punch me in the eye. If you do, then we're even, according to Exodus, Leviticus and Matthew.”
  - Homer Simpson: “I'm not punching you, Flanders.”
  - Ned Flanders: “(NODS) You wanna hit me. Well sir, here's a roll of quarters to put in your fist for extra punching power!”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “Look, kids can be cruel, Dick.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Capri: “(STONED GIGGLES)”
  - Homer Simpson: “(STONED) Look at the size of that bird! I'd go Henry the Eighth on those drumsticks.”
  - “Nedward Flanders, Sr.: Hey, hey, Homer J.! How many beers did you kill today?”

## S24 E16 — Dark Knight Court
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2416.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “What do you mean "actually?" I've punched out (PUNCHING MOTION) four Homer Simpson-shaped burglars tonight alone.”

## S24 E17 — What Animated Women Want
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2417.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - SEX SHOP: int. sex shop - day
  - Ned Flanders: “Hey, Homer, can I get back my... (SEES SEX TOYS, TERRIFIED NOISE)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Diners: “(MOANS OF ECSTASY)”
  - Homer Simpson: “Well, you didn't have two beers with your lunch. (STIFLES A YAWN)”

## S24 E18 — Pulpit Friction
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2418.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(PULLS OUT A SHOTGUN) That is the wrong thing to say to a snake handler.”
  - Patty Bouvier: “I didn't think Shotgun Mike's Bridal Store had a nice dress, but you found it.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 5 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SIPS BEER) No need. I already went online and ordered a new couch just like the old one.”
  - Bart Simpson: “D'unno. Why are your friends such drunks?”
  - Marge Simpson: “Vodka? Is this Krusty's?”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Oh, this thing's just loaded with rock salt. I just use it to keep raccoons outta my fridge. And of course to coat the rims of my margarita glasses.”
  - Nelson Muntz: “Hey! There's a fifty in my vest pocket. Will you buy us some beers?”

## S24 E19 — Whiskey Business
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2419.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - Warm Female Voice: “Hello, you have reached the Buzz Cola Suicide Hotline.”
  - Warm Female Voice: “State the reason you are committing suicide.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “No beer? That's a pretty big screw-up.”
  - Ken: “Moe, we love your whiskey, we love your back story, and we love that suit that hangs off you like silk on a skeleton.”
  - Barney Gumble: “(TIPSY) Glad you're back, Moe. Least I don't have to train a new bartender to make what I like... beer to the top.”
- Racism & slurs — 2 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “So you're saying Moe's Dumbo, his bourbon is the giant ears, and we're that flock of racist crows?”
  - Homer Simpson: “The crows weren't racist -- the people who drew them were.”

## S24 E20 — The Fabulous Faker Boy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2420.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Hey, come on, there's sexy bald like... uh... Babar, king of the elephants. I read his books as a kid. (CONFIDENTIAL) He married his cousin, Celeste. (BEAT) That was my takeaway.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - The Rich Texan: “A cowboy hat means "I'm ashamed of my small penis."”
  - Homer Simpson: “(MOANS) My wife has never seen my head naked. Maybe I should wear a cowboy hat.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Nelson Muntz: “C'mon. I gotta learn my mom's stripper music by midnight!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Slava: “Deal! Now we toast with vodka!”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Homer, I recommend getting drunk on my most expensive beer: Duff Platinum.”
  - Helen Lovejoy: “My work is done! Now to reward myself with a case of wine.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Of course. (BEAT) But very, very, very angry at all the time I wasted.”

## S24 E21 — The Saga of Carl
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2421.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(CHUCKLES) To me it's legs versus boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Blaise Pascal: “Or murdered by an acquaintance...”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Apparently screwing over your friends is in Carl's blood -- his adopted blood.”
  - Female Icelander: “The blood of a thousand tiny horses is on their hands!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Yieg err meth frau-baii-rr-a hoo-g-minn-d.”

## S24 E22 — Dangers on a Train
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2422.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Ooh, good! The strippers are here.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “"Dear 'Horny in Haverbrook,' sorry, I am not interested in cheating on my wonderful husband, who is described in the attached PDF. Say hello to my trash folder, Marge Simpson."”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Ben: “(BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Hippie-looking Guy: “(HIPPIE CARNY BARKER VOICE) Step right up! Medical marijuana! You got nausea, my friend? Everyone's got nausea!”
  - “1-Year-Old Bart: (LOOKING AT HOMER) Fat daddy smell like beer!”
  - HOMER THOUGHTS: “Thinking is your department, jerk! That's what I pay you in beer for!”
  - Ramona: “Look at them, coochie cooing like that time our connecting flight was delayed and we got drunk and friendly in the Admiral's Club.”

## S25 E1 — Homerland
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2501.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “I'm glad you're back, Dad. It's hard to sleep with one un-kissed cheek.”
  - Annie Crawford: “I can torture you, I can give you incredible sex, or you can just tell me what I want to know.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Carl Carlson: “(EXCITED) There's that woman I always have a "same time next year" affair with.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Man On Phone: “(CLEARLY ENUNCIATING EVERY WORD SPEAKING DELIBERATELY) A man with a gun is in my house.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Why didn't you strangle me?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Sherman: “(DRUNK) Hey, here's a brainstorm for ya. Check if it's plugged in before you call I.T.! You think I like talking you monkeys through a password change?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(VERY DRUNK) To texting!”
  - Lisa Simpson: “Don't you think it's weird that dad stopped eating pork and drinking beer?”
  - Lisa Simpson: “You know, Dad, just because your mission's complete, it doesn't mean you have to go back to pork eating, and beer-drinking...”

## S25 E2 — Treehouse of Horror XXIV
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2502.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Arnie Pye: “(CALM) I'm seeing a twelve-car pile-up, a naked rooftop cook-out, and oh my God! A box kite! (TERRIFIED SCREAM)”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(HUMILIATED) Aw geez. (TO HOMER) Strangle me out of this, Fatso.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Singers: “Don't got no candy, I only serve beer, and who said that you could bring minors in here?”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(TO KIDS) Go grab all his money and vodka and gin. And I'll knit a nice thnord from his leathery skin.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SIPS BEER) Should've chopped off Bart's head long ago.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “(DRAMATIC) And now... I must ask that small children leave, good women avert their eyes, and men take a stiff slug of circus whiskey... behold, the most hideous creature of all!”

## S25 E3 — Four Regrettings and a Funeral
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2503.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Dexter Colt: “Jesus? No, he's a real Eagle Scout, that one. But your penguin's not a Catholic. She's a Buddhist nun. Spent her life expressing her sexuality with a Zen garden.”
  - Congressman: “(MILD SOUTHERN ACCENT) At the time I didn't know it was illegal to sex up a cow on the Capital steps.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Kent Brockman: “This kid's corpse could be my magic carpet. (CALLING OUT) Get me a cameraman!”
  - Marge Simpson: “Anything from "Love Gun"!”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Married to Jesus, eh? (HOPEFUL) Does he beat her?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Patty Bouvier: “(SOTTO TO MARGE) You?! Your marriage is a dead fish floating in a tank of stale beer. Your baby's addicted to pacifiers...and your son is out of control!”

## S25 E4 — Yolo
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2504.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(SEXY) Let's do it.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Groundskeeper Willie: “Well, this knife's got to carve something! (EYES DART)”

## S25 E5 — Labor Pains
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2505.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Too rich for my blood. I should not have anted with my blood.”

## S25 E6 — The Kid Is All Right
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2506.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “A little rich for my blood, sir.”
  - Bart Simpson: “That ain't rough. (GETS SLAPPED AGAIN) More like a gentle breeze.”

## S25 E7 — Yellow Subterfuge
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2507.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “I did everything for you and you stabbed me in the back.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Seymour Skinner: “Oh, come on. I don't look anything like this... "Dick Fiddler."”
  - Homer Simpson: “Sorry, but Dick Fiddler is allergic to potatoes.”

## S25 E8 — White Christmas Blues
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2508.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “I'm on a break.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “I've never watched one of these sober! I gotta get this bloodbath off my kids' show!”
  - King Winter: “By the time Princess Summer comes to save you, you'll all be blood in my beard. (EVIL LAUGH) Your own father's beard! (BIGGER LAUGH)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(CONSPIRATORIAL) You got me weed?”
  - Duffman: “Duff Beer is proud to make a corporate commitment to gouging!”

## S25 E9 — Steal This Episode
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2509.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Judd Apatow: “(TEARING UP) I saw a bootleg DVD of "The 40 Year Old Virgin" for sale at a carwash... they left off my director's commentary! It didn't even have a blooper reel!”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Judd Apatow: “Homer Simpson is an enemy of art. Art created by writers, directors, and the guy who uses a computer to erase or enhance nipples.”
  - Marge Simpson: “Ooo, date night! I'll go change my bra!”
  - “Producer #1: An Erin Brockovich -- but with more cleavage!”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Deputy Director Gratman: “Men, set your guns on "kill." We're going after Homer Simpson.”
  - Homer Simpson: “You? How could you? You're my own flesh and blood!”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Deputy Director Gratman: “I'm here to arrest and hopefully stage the prison suicide of the mastermind of this operation -- Homer Simpson!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Yeah, and why don't they make a sequel to "Taken" where the "Hangover" guys get taken and the only ones that can rescue them is "Fast and Furious."”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Announcer: “Also available in "Arctic Slut," "Morning After Melon," and "Elon Musk."”

## S25 E10 — Married to the Blob
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2510.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Milo: “IF YOU SPEND YOUR NIGHTS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR PRANCIN' / WITH A CARDBOARD STANDEE OF SCARLETT JOHANNSON!”
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - Kumiko: “(UPBEAT) In Japan, drinking your detergent is a popular method of suicide!”
  - Michiko: “(SHARP TONGUE) You promised double suicide!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Bartender: “(DRAMATIC) Snake rice wine.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Now that's disgusting. Wine made of rice?”
  - Yutaka: “(DRUNKEN MOANS)”

## S25 E11 — Specs and the City
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2511.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Jimbo Jones: “Nelson doesn't wear underwear.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(ALARMED) Is she having an affair?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(MOANS) Why isn't she having an affair?”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Will Lyman: “On February fifteenth, two a.m., after checking the mailbox one last time, Danny nearly died from an overdose of little candy hearts.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Why is it the recipe card you need is always the one Homer writes his cocktail ideas on?”
  - Marge Simpson: “Well, he's down to two beers in the shower...”

## S25 E12 — Diggs
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2512.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Diggs: “(QUOTING EXCITEDLY) "In his ecstasy! Then off, off forth on swing!"”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, I know what that means. There comes a time when a boy sneaks his first beer. Finally! I was beginning to think that kid was a teetotaler.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(GETTING IRRITATED) Because you're so drunk you can barely keep it together!”

## S25 E13 — The Man Who Grew Too Much
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2513.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - Rod Flanders: “We won't have sex until we're married.”
  - Chief Wiggum: “We've got bigger problems, Lou: horny teens who should be out having bad sex, but instead somebody made them take an abstinence pledge by the looks of it.”
  - Marge Simpson: “(SOTTO TO HOMER) That was a sexual harassment seminar!”
  - Marge Simpson: “(CLOSED-MOUTH MAKE OUT NOISES)”
  - Lenny Leonard: “I don't get it. There are taboos about premarital sex in the Middle East, and you don't see those people getting all violent.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(MAD) Listen, you punks. If you can't handle the image of our naked bodies in the tender act of a-oo-ga, you should never have come to the basement of this holy place.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “This is getting boring. Either murder us or tell us how you got here.”
  - Sideshow Bob: “(TIGHTLY WOUND) What I am saying is I could be tipped into a murderous rage by the slightest provocation.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Ned Flanders: “Not this month! (CHUCKLE) Edna signed us up for a tango class. It was the only way I could avert (GRIMLY) wine tasting.”
- Homophobic jokes — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “(GRIM) Return the spear to the homo erectus. (HUGE LAUGH) Homo erectus? Where has that word been all my life? (LAUGHS)”

## S25 E14 — The Winter of His Content
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2514.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “Is that women's underwear?”
  - Bart Simpson: “Hey! Leave him alone. I too know the pain of hand-me-down underwear.”
  - Bart Simpson: “I don't know. I feel naked without it.”
- Homophobic jokes — 1 moment(s)
  - Kearney Zzyzwicz: “Wow. You just made me gay for tolerance.”

## S25 E15 — The War of Art
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2515.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - DAWN: “While you two were separated, Kirk and I used to be friends... with (SEXY) banana-fits.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Luann Van Houten: “We considered you our friends... we trusted you... I let Homer use our master bathroom! Then you stab us in the back!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Kettle corn... the heroin of the farmer's market.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just remember, if your mother asks, I took you to a wine tasting.”

## S25 E16 — You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2516.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “2nd Gambler: What other ways besides guns and money?”

## S25 E17 — Luca$
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2517.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “I saw a guy with a gun and a snake tattoo say he was gonna hide out on top of Mount Springfield.”
  - Lou: “But Chief, we've got guns, he's got a little wrench.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Oh, uh. (MOANS, SADLY) Vegetarian. (LOUD WHISPER) Can the red sauce be cow blood?”
  - Waiter: “And your lasagna with cow blood, sir.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Snake Jailbird: “If I get caught, it's suicide by cop.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Once intoxicated, we had a great idea.”
  - Lenny Leonard: “(WASTED) Hey, swings!”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(ENTERING) Then that makes me the Jackie Robinson of the sport. And you are the racist Philadelphia manager!”

## S25 E18 — Days of Future Future
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2518.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Legs pumping! Blood flowing!”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “I can't tell if that was love, suicide or a really boring videogame.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Adult Bart: “A tall beer and no judgmental women.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Terrence: “(OFFENDED) Oh, zombies not able to control selves. All we do bite, bite, bite. You, sir, am racist.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - “Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh, you used up all your clones, you fat, fat, fat reckless, fat pig! From now on you're just going to be a face on a monitor. So, enjoy screensaver mode.”

## S25 E19 — What to Expect When Bart's Expecting
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2519.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Yeah, you got it, Moe. (SHUTS OFF TV) We can make up superhero drink names and charge 'em double. Like, uh, Nick Fury, Agent of Schnapps; Sex in the Batmobile; and the Wolveriskey! 'Ere, check out my uh, portfolium here.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “I wouldn't be here if you were more of a role model! Pub crawls, naked Frisbee golf...”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(LOWERING SHOTGUN) Take 'em! Take 'em! Fill their pockets with corn and toss 'em to the pigs.”
  - Bart Simpson: “(STRANGLING/CHOKING NOISES)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Eh, welcome fellow barkeeps, gin-slingers, and beer-jerks.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(GRIM) We are all here because drinkin' in our bars is down. Mom and Pop bartenders can't compete with big box stores like Booze Barn and Hooch City.”
  - Homer Simpson: “(DISBELIEF) Why are you doing this to me, booze? I drank every kind of you!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Beer transformed that cute little boy into the man you see before you.”

## S25 E21 — Pay Pal
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2521.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Shauna Chalmers: “If I make out with you will you shut up?”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Booth: “Wallis has unearthed the most delightful entertainment to thrill us for hours on end -- it's a murder mystery and we're all suspects!”
  - Homer Simpson: “Question. (READING CARD) It says here the murderer is Admiral Wainsworth. Who's that?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(GRIM) They'll get their blood money.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Wallis: “(MONOTONOUS) Birth, school, work, death. Worth, drool, shirk, breath. Mirth, cruel, quirk, meth...”
  - Booth: “We will serve food and wine appropriate to period and palette.”

## S25 E22 — The Yellow Badge of Cowardge
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2522.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “Gun in the school!”
  - Jimbo Jones: “(FED-UP) Just punch him.”
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “Bart Simpson! You ran away when I was getting beat up!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Giuseppe: “(DISGUSTED NOISES) This "gunpowder." It has a-crystal meth in it.”
  - Cletus Spuckler: “(ALARMED) Crystal meth? Then what the heck did I sell to them Colombian drug lords?!”

## S26 E1 — Clown in the Dumps
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2601.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “(WORRIED) I've been listening, and Dad stops breathing for as long as five minutes. Mind if I sleep with you guys and keep an eye on him?”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Who's a hooker?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - RODNEY DANGERFIELD: “Just this once, you think you could turn water into a Bloody Mary?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “Where's my whiskey funnel!”
  - Krusty the Clown: “Kid, there's no way you can cheer me up. Not when whiskey, good deeds and hookers failed.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Krusty the Clown: “I say this with love, you disrespectful skank. You've... had more... (SAD) suddenly, I don't feel like doin' this.”

## S26 E2 — The Wreck of the Relationship
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2602.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “Well I don't like this trash talk. And I'm gonna do something about it. Even if I have to bring in the big guns.”
  - Martin Prince: “(PUNCHING NOISES)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: “(DRUNK) You know what, Homer? I always wanted to eat a parrot. What's the big deal? It's just like a green chicken.”
  - CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: “(DRUNK) Another success story for The Relation Ship.”

## S26 E3 — Super Franchise Me
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2603.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Gil Gunderson: “Corpse suit.”
  - Grampa Simpson: “Homer, if I ever seem that senile, get a gun and... (PANICKY) What are you doing with that gun?!”

## S26 E4 — Treehouse of Horror XXV
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2604.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - PEG ALIEN: “(À LA KATEY SAGAL, WHINY) We haven't had sex in four years, Al.”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “Get them, becostumèd weirdos! Sex view blockers, keep blocking!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(TERRIFIED SHRIEK) The bed is lifting me! The elevator at work can't even do that! I demand you put me down right after the sex! (BED DROPS HIM) (ANNOYED GRUNT)”
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Seymour Skinner: “It's not like you made me say "penis"!”
  - Seymour Skinner: “...spreading the rumor that today's lunch would be served by a naked lady...”
  - Nelson Muntz: “I wanna see boobs in the soup.”
  - Bart Simpson: “Every time the sinner screams in pain, the scream blows this windmill, which pumps even more piranhas into his aquarium underwear... causing more screaming.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Stupid blood. Asking me for a favor.”
  - MOOG: “Come on, glugs! Let's show these nectarinos we're still the best at what we do -- beating up old people and bare-naked ladies!”
  - ORIGINAL HOMER: “I'll crack you! (STRANGLING NOISES)”
  - ORIGINAL HOMER: “What kind of afterlife is this? Can't even strangle my dead kid.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(ANNOYED GRUNT) I can't believe you wasted our money on fruit.”

## S26 E5 — Opposites A-Frack
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2605.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - MAXINE LOMBARD: “Oh, Monty. You're such a sexy little Nosferatu.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Pornography and nachos.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - MAXINE LOMBARD: “So, Monty, should we find a way to continue this purely passionate affair?”
  - C. Montgomery Burns: “…my beefsteak, and now I cast you aside for the busboys to gnaw upon! Consider this ill-conceived affair terminated!”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Selma Bouvier: “Sure, it's got the nicotine... but where's the tar? Where's the stab from every breath that reminds me I'm alive?”
  - Homer Simpson: “Marge likes sushi, I like gum that squirts in your mouth. She's into romantic comedies, I like movies where there's only one day a year when murder is legal. Yep, Marge and I see the world in totally different ways.”
  - MAXINE LOMBARD: “Mr. Burns is a vampire, sucking the life blood of this town and lining his coffin with cash.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “And all those new workers are gonna want to spend their earnings buying what you're selling: beer.”

## S26 E6 — Simpsorama
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2606.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - FRY: “Come on, Bender. (MIMES STABBING) Stabbity-stabbity!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Lisa Simpson: “Dad, we have beer in our time!”

## S26 E7 — Blazed and Confused
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2607.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Milhouse Van Houten: “(GASPS) His nipples are asymmetrical. This could ruin him!”
  - DESERT HIPSTER: “…days a year? One that combines nudity, dust storms, children and all-consuming fires? Then you, my bro or bra, are dreaming of Blazing Guy!”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Milhouse, I am gonna get back at Lassen. Now "The Hobbit" taught us that every dragon has a chink in its armor.”

## S26 E8 — Covercraft
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2608.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(TWISTING THE KNIFE) "Invisible Touch!"”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - SHREDDER STEVENS: “I also promised I'd kick heroin...”
  - PETER D'ABBRUZIO: “Look, Apu. For twenty-five years we wasted money on women, drugs and guitars with live fish inside. And now we want to keep it going.”

## S26 E9 — I Won't Be Home for Christmas
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2609.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Okay! Okay! I'll stay for one beer.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “(HAPPY) I'm happy on Christmas Eve. And for once it's not 'cause some drunk left a wallet on his stool.”
  - Homer Simpson: “This party's great. But all I wish is that I was drinking a beer with my kids right now.”
  - Homer Simpson: “You have all taught me a Christmas message I'll never forget: the place to get drunk is at home.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “No casual racism!”

## S26 E10 — The Man Who Came to Be Dinner
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2610.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - ALIEN MAN: “Why do you care? It's just your sex mate and spermlings.”
  - Homer Simpson: “Sex mate? Clearly you've never been married. But it's great, I'm telling you.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Queen Elizabeth II: “It's all right. I have seen many glories and have only one regret: that my breasts aren't bigger.”
  - Bart Simpson: “I don't see any breasts.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - “ALIEN PORN STAR/FEMALE ALIEN PORN STAR: (MAKE-OUT NOISES)”

## S26 E11 — Bart's New Friend
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2611.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Homer, can't you sleep with Mom?”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “(ACTING 10 VOICE) Bloated corpse under the water. I'd say he's been there a few months at least. Interesting the way his lips move just like mine. Why do you ask?”
  - Bart Simpson: “Can he be nine so I can beat him up?”
  - Homer Simpson: “(PUZZLED NOISE) You know, boy, I'm not sure I can strangle you anymore. I'm gonna try something new.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Dr. Julius Hibbert: “(DRAMATIC) Beer.”

## S26 E12 — The Musk Who Fell to Earth
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2612.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Lou: “(PAINED NOISE) Chief, did anyone ever tell you there's a safety on that gun?”

## S26 E13 — Walking Big & Tall
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2613.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Julio: “You, my friend, are wrong. Every girl should look like a sexy praying mantis from Milan whose hips are narrower than an Italian parliamentary majority. Whoo!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - The Rich Texan: “Guns are only for celebratin'. What do you do with them when you're angry?”
- Fat-shaming — 4 moment(s)
  - Bart Simpson: “Fatty and Smell-ya.”
  - Marge Simpson: “(MURMURS) That's not a healthy way to lose weight.”
  - Homer Simpson: “You know, maybe I shouldn't be here. I promised my wife I'd lose weight.”
  - Homer Simpson: “…Gloop, Beached Whale, Big Boned, Wisconsin Skinny, Butterball, Dumptruck, Jelly Belly, Pudgy Wudgy, Lard Ass, Blubberino, Buddha Belly, Hurry Eat Tubman, One Ton Soup, (FLIPS PAGE) Blob Saget, Chub Hub, Calvin…”

## S26 E14 — My Fare Lady
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2614.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Marge Simpson: “(ORGASMIC MOAN)”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “(QUICKLY POINTS TO ITEMS) shotgun, shotgun shells, blood mop, bag of lime -- and that's it.”
  - Drederick Tatum: “...punching bags...”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Moe Szyslak: “Me, a supervisor?! I feel like I overdosed and went to Heaven. (HAPPY CHORTLE)”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Homer Simpson: “Moe, quick! Beer me before I answer the phone!”
  - Homer Simpson: “(SUPER CASUAL) Hey, Marge. I'm supposed to help drive the kids? Oh, man, I wish I knew that sooner, but I just had a beer.”
  - Carl Carlson: “That's the beauty part. This place is about to be filled with guys, buyin' beers, hoping to meet ladies. Huh.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “You are not my friends. To me you're just mouths drinkin' beers!”

## S26 E15 — The Princess Guide
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2615.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - RICHARD BRANSON: “I've set up the Virgin Earth Challenge, a twenty-five million dollar prize to eliminate greenhouse gasses, that I was hoping you would add to...”
  - RICHARD BRANSON: “They're on a free Virgin Galactic flight around the world.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “Chief! I have been shot in the shoulder!”
  - Homer Simpson: “...and because you can't strangle a girl.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Chief Wiggum: “You're going straight to the drunk tank, rummy. (SNORTS) "African princess."”
  - Chief Wiggum: “Oh, now African Princesses are robbin' the Kwik-E-Mart, huh? Get in the car, booze bag.”
  - Moe Szyslak: “Goodnight eggs. Goodnight dregs. Goodnight bugs crawlin' up my legs. Goodnight beer. Goodnight mice. Goodnight Princess who treats me nice. Yeah.”
  - Homer Simpson: “There was beer involved. I have two daughters. And I've learned you have to let them go their own way. Even the one-year-old.”

## S26 E16 — Sky Police
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/simpsons/2616.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 9+)
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “The Mumbai Institute of Tantric Sex... where I was recruited by a card-counting ring.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “And beware of cocktail waitresses with free drinks and eyeball-height cleavage! They're not attractive, but you cannot look away!”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Helen Lovejoy: “Your corpse bride is getting cold!”
  - “Captain Horatio McCallister: (DESPERATE) Without organized religion I've lost me moral compass. (BRANDISHES GUN) Also I've, uh, I've been addicted to Oxy for a while now... yar.”
  - Agnes Skinner: “Blackjack's for suckers. My brother? He used to own three Arby's franchises -- lost 'em all at the tables and gave himself a shotgun tonsillectomy.”
  - Ned Flanders: “Why, I bet the Lord is pleased as punch that we're using that dirty casino money to rebuild his temple. Our mission is one hundred percent pure.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - COCKTAIL WAITRESSES: “Freshen your drink, hon? / Who had the scotch and soda? / Cocktails! Cocktails! / Another one hon?”