# SpongeBob SquarePants — parent guide (862 episodes) Source: https://watchwiththekids.com/spongebob.html Scoring: violence, sex and language each 1–5; overall = the highest of the three. Buckets: 860 all clear (1–2), 2 gray area (3), 0 hard pass (4–5). ## S2 E29a — & 1 Toilets URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0229a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s) - GrandPat runs into a dressing room, naked. The toilets chase after him. - Patrick: “[family approaches GrandPat] GrandPat, we are very disappointed in how old and naked you are. [walks off with puppies, then his family follows] Come on, poopies. [chuckles] Poopies." Heh-heh, poop.” - Bunny: “The boob tube had babies!” ## S5 E97a — 20,000 Patties Under the Sea URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0597a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Plankton: “I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty! That's what it is!” ## S2 E37b — 5 Star Restaurant URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0237b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E262a — A Cabin in the Kelp URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12262a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E136a — A Day Without Tears URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07136a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “It's getting late. I'd better bring out the big guns. [out loud] Oh, SpongeBob.” ## S2 E37a — A Finful of Sand Dollars URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0237a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Kevin: “[gets shot in the chest and screams, then falls down into a trough of water]” - Orange camper and Bubble Bass: [each glare at each other, then inhale, but not before their straws are slapped away by a paddle] Huh? ## S15 E318b — A Fish Called Sandy URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15318b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E90a — A Flea in Her Dome URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0590a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Sandy: “'Cause he's hungry. When a flea bites ya, it's 'cause he's sucking up your blood for nutrition.” - Patrick: “Yeah, good to see ya. [They run toward the door, but a flea tornado beats them there. The tornado then chases after them]” ## S3 E48b — A Fool Schooled URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0348b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Patrick climbs to the top of the house naked and howls at the moon. ## S5 E70b — A Fridge Too Far URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0570b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E155a — A Friendly Game URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08155a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E106a — A Life in a Day URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06106a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “…spatula puts in a pile of boats, then three flame throwers burn it, then a giant fist comes down and punches it]” ## S7 E131b — A Pal for Gary URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07131b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E44b — A Patty in Time URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0344b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - The Patricks all mob each other in a big fight. One punches another, one grabs another's head, and one butt-slams another. ## S13 E268a — A Place for Pets URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13268a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “Hoo hoo, Sandy. Your Alaskan Bull Worm certainly was hungry. [puts on glasses and starts punching numbers]” ## S4 E59b — A Remembrance of Grand-Past URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0459b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Agnes: “[a heart card is placed on the table, and a knife is thrown at it; the bottom screen changes to a building] Your mission is to infiltrate the agent's lair and steal the special item.” - GrandPat: “Oh, boy. [the man punches him in the face]” ## S1 E22b — A Root Galoot URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0122b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “[in boxing arena] Can I-- [gets punched, channel changes to show him riding a seahorse] pretty pretty please-- [channel changes to show him as a chef looking at a steak] get my wish now?” - GrandPat: “[takes out fork and knife] Let's eat it!” ## S13 E279c — A Skin Wrinkle in Time URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13279c.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E18b — A Space Affair to Remember URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0118b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s) - A Space Affair to Remember - This article is a transcript of the The Patrick Star Show episode "A Space Affair to Remember" from season 1, which aired on April 18, 2023. - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - The guests move out of the way and reveal a punch table. GrandPat crashes into it and the bowl lands on his head. ## S8 E159 — A SquarePants Family Vacation URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08159.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “[Sweating] Well, I'd probably be really enjoying the view if I still had some blood flowing in my arms. Ow!” - SpongeBob: “Don't worry, Patrick, your blood flows not the only thing that's wearing thin! [Vine breaks, both screaming and swinging on a vine. SpongeBob sees different vine] Grab it, Patrick!” ## S2 E31a — A Tale of Two Roxies URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0231a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S15 E314b — A Taste of Plankton URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15314b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E55a — A Tinkle in Time URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0455a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E280a — Abandon Twits URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13280a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E69b — Accidentally in Love URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0569b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E153a — Accidents Will Happen URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08153a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E282b — Ain't That the Tooth URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13282b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[flinching] Ahh! [opens bloodshot eyes] Ooh!” - Patrick: “[punches Dorsal Dan in his sleep] Sleep punch! [snores]” ## S3 E41b — All Bot Myself URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0341b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Quasar: “[chuckles, rubbing bloodshot eyes] Wow. So advanced. Well, you can get started repairing this” - Bunny: “[brandishes vacuum] En Garde! [tries to vacuum some dust, but Pat-Tron beats her to it]” - Pat-Tron: “[hits Bunny away as he lifts up the couch to vacuum up the dust, but Bunny beats him to it]” ## S3 E48a — All Out of Idea Bricks URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0348a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E72a — All That Glitters URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0472a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - The scene cuts to SpongeBob singing and walking down the street in the nude where everyone is looking at him in shock. - Mr. Krabs: “[opens the kitchen door, Squidward stands behind him with a smile on his face]Alright, what's going on in [notices SpongeBob naked] ...ooh... Don't you have any shame, boy?” - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula, but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees who looks like Fred - Employee: “Umm... [takes out a calculator and punches in many numbers] ...no.” - SpongeBob: “Le Spatula, wait! I gave up everything for you! We had something! [Le Spatula punches him in the face]” ## S13 E292b — Allergy Attack! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13292b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E238a — Appointment TV URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11238a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob is beaten up from getting crushed by the rocky roads. He pokes a hole, deflates, and flies everywhere. He then looks at his watch. ## S13 E282a — Arbor Day Disarray URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13282a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E13 — Are You Afraid of the Dork? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0113.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Upturn: “[looks at jars] And what goes on a sandwich anyway? [takes out jar] Kelp pate? How many kelps were murdered to make this pate?” - Patrick: “Yeah, your story needed some punching up.” ## S8 E169a — Are You Happy Now? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08169a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Incidental 40: “…Here! [gives SpongeBob his flag] You plant it! [walks back down] All that time and money and resources wasted on...” ## S1 E22a — Are You Smarter Than a Smart Cabin? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0122a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Regigille slips on gumballs and lands on a board, which flings a bowl of punch onto Rea. - The wall rotates. Patrick's butt is slapped repeatedly. ## S1 E17a — Arrgh! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0117a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E38b — Artist Unknown URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0238b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E47a — As Seen on TV URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0347a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[screaming] No! [in his head] My career is over. All those years clawing my way up. All the people I've stepped on, wasted.” ## S2 E38a — At Home, on the Lam URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0238a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E92 — Atlantis SquarePantis URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0592.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Plankton: “And this one here matches my shoes!♪ [serious tone] Come on, Plankton, just pick one and forget about your shoes! Eeny, meeny, minie moe, I pick you, now let's go! [jumps into a giant tank's gun.” - Sandy: “Hang in there, little buddy! [she uses Squidward's tentacles to grab the shooting balls and fires the balls at the guards by pulling Squidward's nose like a gun.” - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - LRH: “For centuries, we Atlanteans spent, nay, wasted our talents and energy building the most sophisticated weaponry to defend ourselves from invaders.” ## S4 E57 — Attack of the SpongeBob DVDs! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0457.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E135a — Back to the Past URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07135a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Does that mean the defeat was so traumatic that it has given Man Ray a stranglehold on your psyche?” - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Barnacle Boy: “Just getting stuck in a wasted life.” ## S1 E16a — Backpay Payback URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0116a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S15 E309a — Bad Luck Bob URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15309a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob rubs some water off himself when the old lady, wearing a ski mask and wielding her cane like a gun, sticks him up. ## S2 E35b — Band Geeks URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0235b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Sandy: “Why, you... Why, I oughta--! [Sandy jumps on Patrick and starts beating him up until they both roll outside. The doors slam shut.]” ## S5 E100a — Banned in Bikini Bottom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/05100a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Three fish flee the couch and a SWAT team member beats up the Krabby Patties. ## S8 E164a — Barnacle Face URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08164a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - A teen bully fish does a wedgie to a teenage nerdy fish who screams but the nerdy fish twists his nipple really hard causing him to run off crying. ## S14 E296a — BassWard URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14296a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Shark receptionist: “[punches buttons on computer] Mr. Tentacles and Mr. Bass. Ooh! [claps hands] You two have reserved our finest rooms.” - Shark receptionist: “[groans, punches buttons on computer] Let me see what we can do. Oh! Here we go. Though it's not as nice as your previous accomodations.” ## S4 E80a — Best Day Ever URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0480a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Sandy: “Knock... it... off! [grabs one of her karate gloves and punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops] It stopped? SpongeBob!” ## S4 E78b — Best Frenemies URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0478b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Krabs and Plankton gasp in shock when they see SpongeBob covered in green fur and he's naked] They've shut down the Kelpshakes restaurants!” - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[Pearl walks by while drinking a Kelpshake] Me own flesh and blood.” - Speaker: “You have three seconds until spontaneous combustion! [a laser gun comes out]” ## S2 E35a — Best Served Cold URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0235a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E253b — Biddy Sitting URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12253b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Baby Prunes: “Why, I oughta! [punches them in the face, knocking them away]” ## S2 E33b — Big Baby Patrick URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0233b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Bunny: “Oh, sweetie, [holds out SpongeBob for her] can you take him for a minute, please? [with bloodshot eyes, as SpongeBob hits her with a rattle] Mama really needs a rest.” ## S15 E307b — Big League Bob URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15307b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E23a — Big Pink Loser URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0223a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E152a — Big Sister Sam URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07152a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Sam: “[punches the door open and walks towards Patrick thunderously]” - Sam: “[bus drives up and she punches another hole, but next to the door]” ## S13 E293a — Big Top Flop URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13293a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S15 E310a — Biscuit Ballyhoo URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15310a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S17 E336b — Bitter Groans and Gardens URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17336b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “While he laughs, he witnesses the effect actually working with his own garden as the rotten flowers beat up the flowers around] That does it!” - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Squidward: “[throws a bunch of items from a shack as he finds a bag of vermin] Let's see your garden grow when it's choked with weed seeds.” - Squidward goes to SpongeBob's garden. SpongeBob hums while walking and Squidward throws the weed seeds at the flowers nearby ## S16 E320a — Bizarro Bottom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16320a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E94a — Blackened Sponge URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0594a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E93c — BlackJack URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0593c.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Harold: “Now if your klutzy mother can stop dropping her punch glass like she dropped that picture frame...” - BlackJack: “In the living flesh! [grunts as he takes off SpongeBob's shoe and punches his big toe]” ## S14 E297a — Blood is Thicker Than Grease URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14297a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Blood is Thicker Than Grease - This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Blood is Thicker Than Grease" from season 14, which aired on July 15, 2024. - SpongeBob steps in, Mr. Krabs punches his eyes like using a keypad, and SpongeBob spits out the formula bottle. - Plankton: “[beaten up] Ugh. So, you want customers, eh? I'll give you a customer!” ## S1 E23b — Blorpsgiving URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0123b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Quasar: “[grabs Pat-Tron] I'm not like you machines! I'm not meant for this [shakes him] cold metal world. [screams skyward] I'm flesh and blood!” - Two buttons are on the wall behind Pat-Tron, one with a laser gun and the other with a treaty. - Cecil-5000: “Oh, that is too nice. Pat-Tron's alien friend brought dessert. [takes the gun and blends it up with his head]” ## S5 E84b — Boat Smarts URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0584b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E109a — Boating Buddies URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06109a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E4b — Boating School URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/014b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E18b — Boo Light Special URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0118b-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Flying Dutchman: “Krabs toys, and nets into bones, slime, and swords] Ha-huh! [shoots finger guns to turn marbles, fruit, and gumballs into a monster head, a cauldron, and a snake]” - Mo: “Thanks, Dutchy! [laughs, punches Flying Dutchman, making his arm fall off, laughs, then leaves]” ## S3 E56a — Born Again Krabs URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0356a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E78a — Born to Be Wild URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0478a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Fish: “Why, they're the most ferocious, bloodthirsty biker gang under the sea. They've destroyed entire cities in an afternoon! [laughs maniacally and then jumps back into the hole he was digging]” - SpongeBob: “Bloodthirsty bikers? And they're headed straight for Bikini Bottom! I've got to warn everybody! I better take the shortcut!” - Mr. Krabs: “With the special biker parking and authentic biker decor, with real bloodstains.” - SpongeBob: “Oh, no thank you, Patrick. I'm drinking diet blood. [both take sips of their drinks] See, Squidward? We walk the walk, but can we talk the talk? Do you want to join our biker gang?” - Mr. Krabs: “You're not running off any of me paying customers. You can stay and get beat up in the parking lot if you wish.” ## S12 E258a — Boss for a Day URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12258a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Krabs' wheelchair around, until Patrick, fully naked, opens the door. - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[muffled] What?! No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! [his eyes turns bloodshot while shaking]” - SpongeBob: “Woo! Everything is under control now, Mr. K. [punches Mr. Krabs with a fist] I guarantee it.” ## S2 E22b — Bossy Boots URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0222b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[regaining consciousness] Oh, Pearly... [sniffs] Is that a $20? [pockets the bill] Oh, SpongeBob, how could we have done such a thing to me own flesh and blood? [cries]” ## S11 E230b — Bottle Burglars URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11230b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Squidward: “Ow. [gets slapped in the face repeatedly by a robotic arm]” - Mr. Krabs: “[punches a hole through the exterior wall of the Chum Bucket and grabs the secret formula from inside it] Oh.” ## S5 E68a — Braggin' Slayer URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0568a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S17 E334b — Brainless Brawn URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17334b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “[bounces on SpongeBob and climbs the tree, then punches the hive, causing jellyfish to swirl around him; laughs and gets electrocuted]” ## S12 E257b — Breakin' URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12257b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E87b — Breath of Fresh Squidward URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0587b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “…Squidward is pogo-dancing with your best friend? [gasps loudly as his eyes get exaggeratedly wide and bloodshot] Pogo-dancing with your best friend?!” ## S12 E250a — Broken Alarm URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12250a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E26a — Bubble Bass Reviews URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0126a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Bubble Bass: “...whereas, previously, it was traveling left to right. The shots don't hook up! My immersion is ruined. You had one job, and you goof'd!” ## S12 E265a — Bubble Bass's Tab URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12265a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “[punches Bubble Bass' face with his lance] Alright, Bubble Bass. You're tagged. Pay your tab.” ## S2 E23b — Bubble Buddy URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0223b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E167b — Bubble Buddy Returns URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08167b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E166a — Bubble Troubles URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08166a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Sandy: “Hm-mmm. [Patrick holds a nut before Sandy sniffs it and punches Patrick]” ## S1 E2a — Bubblestand URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/012a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E240a — Bubbletown URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11240a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E86b — Bucket Sweet Bucket URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0586b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S14 E294b — Buff for Puff URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14294b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - He is then seen in another room beating up a piggy bank with coins in it. ## S9 E201b — Bulletin Board URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09201b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E1b — Bummer Jobs URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/011b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - He takes out a putty knife. ## S4 E74a — Bummer Vacation URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0474a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E182b — Bumper to Bumper URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09182b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E223b — Bunny Hunt URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11223b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E6b — Bunny the Barbarian URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/016b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E145a — Buried in Time URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07145a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S10 E210b — Burst Your Bubble URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10210b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E271b — C.h.u.m.s URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13271b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E3b — Cabin of Curiosities URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/013b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “And then everyone that's looking for that person has to hide with that person when they find the person and then the last person finds them all? [The last slide is a drawing of a naked, baby Patrick.] Oh, we got this.” - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick walking to the Frigate cabin. Craig does sit-ups on a bar, Larry and Mo punch a bag, and Tall Tail lifts weights. - Larry: “[punching bags] No problemo. As soon as you two cream puffs do [points to bar] one chin up.” - SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing and slapping each other with their elongated arms. ## S11 E236a — Call the Cops URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11236a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - The police officer put on donut-earmuffs so she wouldn't hear Plankton's complaining. Patrick comes in all covered in ice cream and looking drunk. Patrick kicks the camera stand and falls. - Patrick drunkenly stumbles over to Plankton's cell. - They see Patrick, covered in ice cream again, all drunk from Goofy Goobers and opens the cell door with the key. ## S2 E32a — Calling Some Monsters URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0232a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Wise kraken: “[roars, then gets hit with the dart and turns into a much smaller creature, making the campers fall] Shot in the back? I'll tell ya, I got no respect. [falls and yells]” ## S1 E17a — Camp Crossbones URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0117a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “I see... Camp Master Krabs's angry bloodshot eyes!?” ## S1 E14b — Camp Spirit URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0114b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E8b — Camp SpongeBob URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/018b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Everyone gasps. Cut to SpongeBob sleeping with Gary and a sea bear in a cabin. - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Craig: “[punches Mo] I've got mine! [they go back into a fighting cloud]” ## S1 E5b — Camper Gary URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/015b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E47b — Can You Spare a Dime? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0347b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “…Squidward's been living at my house, drivin' me crazy! [shakes him violently with wide open and bloodshot eyes, screaming furiously while cowbells can be heard in the background] And you're not gonna hire him…” ## S13 E277a — Captain Pipsqueak URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13277a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Tattletale Strangler: “I am the Strangler! [clears throat] I'm the Strangler!” - Man Ray: “As you all know, [Nosferatu, Madame Hagfish, and the Strangler are on the stage] we can only pick one new villain to join Team E.V.I.L., so let the judging begin!” - Man Ray: “[takes out ray gun] First to go bye-bye. [cackles]” - Nosferatu gets blasted with Man Ray's ray gun and disintegrates. - Two hot dog goons walk up and beat up Plankton. He jumps out of the resulting fight cloud. E.V.I.L. waits for their food. - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Man Ray: “Wasted our time!” ## S5 E67b — Cart of Darkness URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0567b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E216a — Cave Dwelling Sponge URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11216a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Spongy Spongy: “Agh! [stabs the ketchup bottle with his spear and gets ketchup on his face; he grunts]” - He jumps on the boat stabs it with his spear, rips open the hood, pulls out the motor, and drinks the oil. - Squidward: “It was. [gets punched in the face by Spongy Spongy] Agh! [falls backwards]” - SpongeBob: “Ooh? [giggles and sniffs] SpongeBob. SpongeBob! [gives Spongy Spongy a light punch on the chest]” - Spongy Spongy: “Unh. Spongy Spongy. [punches SpongeBob in the face]” ## S6 E115b — Cephalopod Lodge URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06115b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “[clears throat] Do not worry. I will save you. Be gone, foul beast, or, I will smite thee. [punches the sock twice]” ## S11 E226a — Chatterbox Gary URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11226a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E234b — ChefBob URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11234b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - The customers watch as SpongeBob juggles the Krabby Patties and roll them onto the grill. Three patties remain spinning until SpongeBob "shoots" them flat like shooting a gun. - Three patties remain spinning until SpongeBob "shoots" them flat like shooting a gun just like how SpongeBob did earlier. - Mr. Krabs: “Me customers! [gets angry and walks over to ChefBob, who's punching SpongeBob] Alright, enough of this. [grabs ChefBob off of SpongeBob's hand and holds up a hand puppet version of himself]” - Hand puppet Mr. Krabs: “ChefBob, you are hereby fired! [punches ChefBob to the floor] Mr. Squidward, will you do the honors?” ## S4 E70a — Chimps Ahoy URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0470a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Lord Reginald: “Lord Reginald is hit on the head with the ukulele] Ouch! I say, was that necessary? [he gets slapped on the back of his head] You sir, are impertinent.” ## S3 E52a — Chocolate with Nuts URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0352a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “Huh... I got it! Let's get naked!” ## S6 E112b — Choir Boys URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06112b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E41a — Chopping Spree URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0341a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Pat the Hapless: “[blows raspberry] Pat the Hapless don't have products for bath. Only products for [holds several bloody weapons] bloodbath.” ## S2 E28 — Christmas Who? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0228.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patchy: “[he snaps his fingers] Hey! Who wants to hear the story of SpongeBob's very first Christmas? [Cuts to Potty, who looks very drowsy and with bloodshot eyes.” - Patrick: “Wow. [punches a hole through the clock] A wrist watch.” ## S2 E33a — Chum Bucket List URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0233a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Singer: “♪ It's a lifetime of lifetimes [SpongeBob and Patrick high-five] where you and your buddy can be [Hans comes in and punches them out of the building] smacked in the face... ♪” - Patrick: “Now I'm ready! [punches fists]” ## S6 E122a — Chum Bucket Supreme URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06122a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Plankton screams while the hockey players are starting beating him up. The hockey players kick him out of the Chum Bucket. ## S6 E125b — Chum Caverns URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06125b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E176b — Chum Fricassee URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08176b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E53b — Clams URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0353b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “Krabs talks to Squidward] Sure, the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches.” ## S2 E39b — Cleanin' House URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0239b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Tinkle: “[wheeze laughs, then gets beaten up internally by the dust devil before being eaten and spat out clean, grins]” ## S17 E342a — Clicking with a Clique URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17342a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[does a punch and a kick and a hit with sound effects] I'm the Notorious Villain: Man Ray!” ## S3 E42a — Club SpongeBob URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0342a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S10 E206b — Code Yellow URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10206b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Bubble transitions to Squidward hooked up to the IV. - Bubble transitions to the doctors talking to Mrs. Puff hooked up to the iron lung. - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Just make an incision here, and— [operates with the spatula and ink sprays up] no! Shoot! [the heart flips] Son of a gun!” ## S9 E192a — Company Picnic URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09192a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Squidward runs past Mr. Krabs, which makes him spin around until his shell falls off. Seeing that he is naked, Mr. Krabs is embarrassed. Squidward gobbles up the cotton candy and roasted peanuts in a crazy frenzy. - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - The projector reveals that the world's most exciting roller coaster was actually the rotting corpse of a sea monster. ## S9 E198b — CopyBob DittoPants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09198b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Plankton: “More fruit punch, SpongeBob?” - Karen gets SpongeBob a glass of fruit punch. ## S2 E37b — Cretins of the Night URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0237b-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - They lean forward. SpongeBob and Patrick look worried, while Preda, Jimmy, and Roxy are excited. A bloodsucking sound is heard from the TV. - SpongeBob: “Come, my bloody buddy! Let's go flying! [they fly off, repeatedly bashing into each other and laughing, until they spot something] Oh, wow, look at that!” - Kidferatu's hand: “Blah! Surely you remember that vampires do not eat food! They drink blood!” - Kidferatu's hand: “Here, [opens fridge to reveal multiple blood packs] blah!” ## S11 E225a — Cuddle E. Hugs URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11225a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “Hugs, but he's only fighting himself] SpongeBob's my best friend! Mine! [flips himself and swings around] Give me his love! [punches the air and gets beaten up] No!” - The scene changes to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob chops the rotten Krabby Patty into pieces. The knife melts from the horrid stench. - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - The scene changes to SpongeBob and Cuddle E. Hugs walking down the street. They stop and see Squidward strolling along with a basket of bread and wine. ## S1 E10a — Culture Shock URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0110a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S16 E321a — Curse of the WereDoodle URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16321a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - WereDoodle: “[roars, doodles hair onto Squidward's head, which punches him in the face, knocking his tooth out]” ## S1 E22a — Dad's Stache Stash URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0122a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Cecil: “Uh-oh! [gets punched and breaks through the wall of the train behind]” - Patrick: “[hops onto train car, punches through ceiling, and grabs Cecil with mustache]” - Patrick: “[giggles, pants fall down] Huh? [pulls up pants, face turns red, then punches Cecil again]” - Patrick and Cecil wrestle each other's mustaches, and Cecil gets pulled to Patrick as Cecil gets punched into the air. He breaks through a train car and lands inside, and Patrick looks inside. ## S3 E45b — Day of the Dartfish URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0345b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “[with a piece of bread on a plate] You're looking a little naked, Mr.” ## S3 E51b — Day of the Living Dad Jokes URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0351b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidina: “It's a football. [Patrick punches his stomach to eject the football; points] Uh-oh, we've got company.” ## S4 E62b — De-Pat-ment Store URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0462b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Cecil: “What's going on--? [screams as three security guards beat him up]” ## S6 E114a — Dear Vikings URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06114a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Two of the Vikings chop a table and barrels with their axes, one punches the soda machine, another tips over a table holding some pots and pans, and one other torches a urinal ## S1 E22b — Deep Sea Despot URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0122b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S15 E317a — Delivery of Doom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15317a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E285a — Delivery to Monster Island URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13285a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob sprinkles salt on the rock and takes out a fork and knife. He pokes the rock and it turns out to be on a giant blue monster's back. - SpongeBob cuts a coconut with a knife. ## S8 E173b — Demolition Doofus URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08173b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mrs. Puff: “[growls in fury as the images of SpongeBob in her eyes explode then leaps at SpongeBob, strangling his nose]” ## S2 E32b — Dig This URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0232b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[stretching out hands] We'll call it the Bloodthirstybanjoplungersaurus!” - The monster sets the battery down, connects two plugs, opens an umbrella, and punches numbers on the calculator. Electricity flows through the contraption as the monster calls someone through a fan. ## S12 E252b — Dirty Bubble Returns URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12252b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Sailor #1: Get him! [everyone punches the chubby sailor] ## S6 E114b — Ditchin' URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06114b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E63a — Doctor Patrick URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0463a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Meat Person: “[flips Doctor 1 (The Lost Mattress) all around and beats him up] He's the best doctor! [winks, which makes the mustard land in his eye]” ## S3 E45b — Doing Time URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0345b-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Scene cuts back to Mrs. Puff, who is still screaming. Scene then shows a retirement home where a fish in a white coat is yelling at a truck that has fruit punch. - Shady Shoals Caretaker: “Hurry up with that truckload of fruit punch! The seniors are getting cranky! [fish looks up and notices SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff crashing into the truck]” ## S15 E312b — Dome Alone URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15312b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E226b — Don't Feed the Clowns URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11226b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob chops through the kelp with his knife. ## S9 E187a — Don't Look Now URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09187a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “You're going down, Fisherman! [starts beating up Squidward's Fisherman costume while SpongeBob grabs Squidward's neck]” ## S14 E297b — Don't Make Me Laugh URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14297b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[tries to run off, then trips on a rock, bounces off of a clown, and lands on Sparklenose] Whoa! [Sparklenose's nose lands on his, then he laughs] Holy herring, I'm squatting on a corpse!” - "Blood is Thicker Than Grease" - SpongeBob: “…off the seat cushion and stuffs it in his mouth, which inflates, then he begins laughing again and slapping the seat as people begin to leave]” - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob drunkenly walks downtown while hugging himself. ## S10 E215b — Don't Wake Patrick URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10215b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[sniffs the fumes] Blech! [the fumes form into a fist and punch SpongeBob's face] Ow!” ## S11 E229a — Doodle Dimension URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11229a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E288a — Dopey Dick URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13288a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Fishmael: “Whoa. Oh! [the anchovies put his head in a harpoon gun] This is the special job?” - Capn' A. Krabs runs up the crow's nest with a plunger harpoon gun and kicks out another anchovy who's already there. ## S2 E31b — Dr. Smart Science URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0231b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E267b — Dream Hoppers URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12267b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E227a — Drive Happy URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11227a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Moments later while sleeping with Gary, SpongeBob hears a rumbling sound coming up the stairs. ## S8 E154a — Drive Thru URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08154a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E44a — Driven to Drive URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0344a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Cecil: “All right, son. Time to pull out the big guns.” ## S4 E77a — Driven to Tears URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0477a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Officer, it is my civic duty to report that the driver of this vehicle is speeding. Why don't you clock him with your radar gun?” - Officer: “Umm... okay. [uses radar gun. It reads 0mph] Actually, he's going 40 miles under the limit. So move along before I run you in, tattletale. [drives off]” ## S17 E341a — Duct Tape Dystopia URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17341a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E29b — Dumped URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0229b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E66 — Dunces and Dragons URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0466.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Advisor: “[tempted to kill himself, but doesn't] Someday... but not today.” ## S2 E24a — Dying for Pie URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0224a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Who's the doctor here? [Squidward's heart squirts blood. SpongeBob checks his operation off the list as well as some other items while he laughs] The last thing on the list is...” ## S7 E146b — Earworm URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07146b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “A sign that you're a true boob?” ## S9 E183a — Eek, an Urchin! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09183a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E12b — Employee of the Month URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0112b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Squidward manages to climb out of the hole, he also grunts from exhaustion; SpongeBob wakes up with bloodshot eyes to hear some hammering] Squidward!” ## S7 E145b — Enchanted Tiki Dreams URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07145b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E39 — End of Summer Daze URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0239.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Kidferatu exits the cabin, puts a blood bag in his suitcase, and drags out an IV drip. - Nurse Helga: “[dancing] Oh, that's a shame! One more time [takes out a First Aid Loyalty Card with nine holes punched in it] and your next resuscitation would have been free! [heart monitor flatlining sound]” - Larry is lifting a barbell while Mo is repeatedly punching her seat. ## S1 E2b — Enemies à la Mode URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/012b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidina: “Morning, [narrowly avoids being hit by the wheel] Patrick! [she playfully punches Patrick, who is upset] How's the ol' creative process going?” ## S4 E67a — Enemy In-Law URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0467a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Plankton: “[she punches him back to the Chum Bucket] Oh, well.” ## S12 E266 — Escape from Beneath Glove World URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12266.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Helen: “[breaks the leg off of a doll she's holding] Murder one! [bites the doll's leg and growls. The other kids take a step back] I'm kidding, I'm just here 'cause I bit the lemonade guy.” - SpongeBob and Patrick: “A ray gun and a flamethrower appear; the guy chuckles and gives a thumbs-up, and they zap him.” - Patrick: “I don't know what a pink plonker is, but I don't like it! [punches Animatronic Hieronymus with his tongue, knocking his head off.]” ## S9 E184b — Evil Spatula URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09184b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S16 E322a — Exchange Student Driver URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16322a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mrs. Puff: “Yesterday... [her eyes turn bloodshot as a fiery background appears behind her and crashing sounds are heard]” ## S9 E179a — Extreme Spots URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09179a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Patrick: “SpongeBob gets ready to punch the pillow but near-misses and spins himself into the ropes.” - Johnny: “[grabs ropes and stands on them] Stand aside! [Stomps SpongeBob and Patrick out of the ring] I'll show you how it's done! [Punches the pillow, grabs it and puts it into a washing machine.” - While the washing machine is still washing, Johnny is seen holding it and destroys it to the ground, leaving only the pillow. He then punches it out of the ring next to a wooden bed with a mattress - Johnny: “[completely beaten up] Now that was extreme, dudes. You think you're starting to get it?” ## S1 E24a — Eye of the Hotdog URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0124a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E10b — F.u.n. URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0110b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E172a — Face Freeze! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08172a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E37a — Face/Off-Model URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0237a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - From Patrick's point of view, Granny Tentacles applies make-up, spray and paint onto his face. She then dons boxing attire and punches Patrick. Patrick grunts. - Inside the castle, SpongeMonster and Pat-gor watch as Dr. Plankenstein has the Easter Bunny (who is the only colored character in the scene) captive. Plankenstein holds a knife. - Dr. Plankenstein: “[jumps up] Silence, you cotton-tailed freak! You're not going anywhere [holds knife to the Easter Bunny's stomach] until we cut you open and figure out how you lay those technicolor eggs.” - Easter Bunny: “As for you three troublemakers, you wanna see how I lay those Easter eggs, huh? [points butt towards the screen, loaded gun sound and grunts]” ## S2 E29b — Family Plotz URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0229b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - GrandPat: “Go get it! [throws stick, Tinkle returns with a corpse in his mouth] Hey, I recognize that stick!” - Slappy: “[stretches GrandPat's head] With this amount of skin slippage, this corpse must be at least two weeks' old.” ## S17 E341b — Farmer's Market Feud URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17341b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Plankton: “[about to grab knife, but it is taken by Nobby who is throwing it on a bun] Hey! I was gonna use that? [Nobby throws jelly at him with the knife] Why you? [jumps but is stopped by SpongeBob]” - Narlene: “The only sandwich I'm dreaming of is a knuckle sandwich. [prepares her fist to punch, but SpongeBob steps in and her fist goes through his hole and punches her face back. Takes off her hand and pulls her piney nose]” - Plankton: “[comes in line next to knife] Narlene. Could you pass me that knife, please?” ## S12 E242a — FarmerBob URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12242a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Farmer alien: “Thank you kindly for inviting us, old timer. Well, we're off to destroy the universe. [pulls out a ray gun]” - Other farmer aliens: “Yee-haw! [shoot their ray guns before heading back into their outhouse]” ## S4 E61a — Fear of a Krabby Patty URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0461a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S10 E215a — Feral Friends URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10215a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff fight each other again, they both revert back into their regular forms, and are now naked - But he is also naked. ## S8 E168b — Fiasco! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08168b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S15 E315b — Firehouse Bob URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15315b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E16a — First and Last Aid URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0116a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E14b — FitzPatrick URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0114b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Beelzebass: “It is I, Beelzebass! Evil wizard extraordinaire! [folds arms] And I didn't put my castle in your way! [leans down] You just walked into it, you boob. [his breasts flop down]” - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “Hey! While you're doing whatever it was you said, [takes out a bib] we should hit the Goofy Goober and tie one on! [ties it around him, strangling him]” - Patrick: “[to Squidina] Okay, I'm coming back now! [punches himself in the stomach to turn off the phone and comes back to his room in a taxi, where numerous people carry out decorations]” ## S2 E29a — Five Times the Fun URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0229a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s) - Sandy: “[wincing] Patrick, you're nude! [holds Patrick out in front of SpongeBob]” - Patrick: “[now naked and tiny, lands on SpongeBob's nose]” - The camera pans upwards as it shows another tiny naked Patrick falling from the sky. ## S9 E202a — Food Con Castaways URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09202a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “I'll lure him to sleep with a lovely lullaby.” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob punches Patrick's foot and pushes his mouth back up to his head. ## S13 E275a — Food PBFFT! Truck URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13275a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E19a — Fools in April URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0119a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E174b — For Here or to Go URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08174b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E34b — Frankendoodle URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0234b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “He's beating up Squidward! [he laughs]” ## S8 E170a — Free Samples URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08170a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Hmm... Looks like it's time to pull out the big guns. [opens the small doors and plays the calliope] No one can resist the sweet sounds of a calliope.” ## S5 E81 — Friend or Foe URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0581.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Krabs and Plankton are walking through the carnival grounds, with Plankton conversing with him. Krabs has a box around his body, so he doesn't want to be naked ## S13 E287a — Friendiversary URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13287a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “…me mind, SpongeBob is the only one who knows the [bangs safe] combination to the secret formula safe! [strangles Squidward] And because he never wanted to forget it, he attached it to a memory he had with you, Mr.” - SpongeBob: “[mechanical boxing gloves punch Squidward from above, making him yell in pain.” ## S8 E156 — Frozen Face-Off URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08156.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Sandy: “[holds up an empty nut bag] I'm getting to the point where I can eat just about anything! [her eyes get bloodshot and drools, then thinks SpongeBob is cooked and on a stick] Mmmm...” ## S1 E19b — Fun & Done! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0119b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E289b — FUN-Believable URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13289b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Old Mrs. Perkins: “Ooh, you fibber! If I wasn't your elder, [imitates a punch] I'd pop you right in the beezer!” ## S11 E228a — Fun-Sized Friends URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11228a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Mini Patrick sees how beaten up Mini SpongeBob is just as Mini SpongeBob sees how pampered Mini Patrick is being. - Mini SpongeBob punches Patrick's eyeball with a boxing glove until it turns into a black eye ## S5 E83c — Fungus Among Us URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0583c.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E65b — Funny Pants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0465b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E9b — Game Night URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/019b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E242b — Gary & Spot URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12242b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Oh, well, maybe a few more minutes wouldn't hurt. [goes back to sleep with Gary]” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Farmer fish: “[punches the hay stack and forms into a bed] Whoo-hoo! [jumps on the hay bed and goes to sleep]” ## S7 E137b — Gary in Love URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07137b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E33b — Gary Takes a Bath URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0233b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E245a — Gary's Got Legs URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12245a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Just when the people and their pets are about to beat them up, Gary uses his new legs to kick them. Gary goes to beat up the other people with his new legs. - SpongeBob: “[yelps in pain] You're doing it, Gary. Yes, yes! Keep it up, keep it up! [get slapped in the face by Gary's new arms] Ow! Yes, yes!” - SpongeBob: “That's it, Gary. [gets slapped again] Move the— [gets slapped again] Move the— [gets slapped again] Move those arms.” ## S9 E180b — Gary's New Toy URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09180b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “[punches a hole in a bag of worm food and eats some] Mmm, you can really taste the gourmet.” ## S13 E290b — Gary's Playhouse URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13290b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “Larry, you meat head. Whatever you're doing, stop it! I need my sleep! [Larry's hand comes out of the phone and punches him into his bed, knocking him out]” ## S1 E6a — Gas Station Vacation URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/016a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick punches the items, but they don't go in. He takes another microwave and shoves it with the rest. ## S1 E25b — Get Off My Lawnie URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0125b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E51a — Get Ouch URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0351a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Pinkeye: “[drools, hears a fork stabbing and looks at Bunny]” ## S4 E70b — Ghost Host URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0470b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Larry: “Dude, look at your pecks. You're phenomenal. Truly a hard body. Look at those guns.” ## S8 E162 — Ghoul Fools URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08162.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Sandy: “Hey, corpse breath! You better let my friends out of there if you know what's good for ya!” - Mr. Krabs: “Hey, you thieving bilge rat! I stole this gold fair and square! [Mr. Krabs and Poltergeist beat up each other trying to get possession of treasure chest, which flies into the air]” ## S6 E107a — Giant Squidward URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06107a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “Yeah! Squidward, tell them about all those times that you didn't punch me in the face.” ## S1 E10b — Gimme a News Break URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0110b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E240b — Girls' Night Out URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11240b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Plankton: “[pulls out a ray gun] Whatever you say, Welcher!” - Mrs. Puff: “[punches herself and calmly regains her sanity] Okay. I'll tell him. SpongeBob—[notices SpongeBob driving away] SpongeBob!” ## S8 E172b — Glove World R.I.P. URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08172b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S16 E327b — Go Fetch! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16327b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E104b — Gone URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06104b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E91a — Goo Goo Gas URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0591a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E64b — Good Neighbors URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0464b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E84c — Good Ol' Whatshisname URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0584c.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E200 — Goodbye, Krabby Patty? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09200.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E270a — Goofy Scoopers URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13270a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E237 — Goons on the Moon URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11237.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S16 E321b — Gorilla Suit Day URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16321b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E139a — Gramma's Secret Recipe URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07139a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - Plankton: “It was certainly interesting, but I'd like to hear about your more recent affairs, like where you work, for instance.” ## S2 E26a — Grandma's Kisses URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0226a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E228b — Grandmum's the Word URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11228b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E115a — Grandpappy the Pirate URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06115a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “…down the sail] This crew is a lie! [rips their pirate clothes, leaving SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward, naked.] Even the ship is a lie!” ## S2 E36a — Graveyard Shift URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0236a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E130a — Greasy Buffoons URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07130a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E110b — Grooming Gary URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06110b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E128a — Growth Spout URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07128a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[sees Patrick, sleeping with his head on a bowl of Kelpo] Surely Patrick could spare a few morsels.” ## S6 E119a — Gullible Pants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06119a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E7a — Hall Monitor URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/017a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E257a — Handemonium URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12257a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - The ground rumbles and the Chum Bucket glove punches a hole into Larry's Gym. - Plankton: “Bust the door! [glove punches a hole into the Krusty Krab, flicking away the chairs and tables] Bust this one, too!” - SpongeBob: “I'm helping. [laughs; picks Plankton up] Listen to me, Plankton. You can't fight a big monster like that with hate. You can only defeat them with love. [tries to kiss Plankton but is slapped away]” - The Chum Bucket glove tries to hold the pinky finger of SpongeBob and Plankton's glove, but gets slapped away. - Hans continues to wrestle with the Chum Bucket glove. Hans pinches the Chum Bucket glove, while one of its fingers punch Hans away. ## S16 E331b — Happy Krabby Birthday URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16331b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E7b — Hard Time Out URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/017b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick punches himself in the stomach repeatedly. - Patrick: “Stop being so beautiful! [the dummy punches him and he runs into Krabs' desk] Get off me, you dream boat!” ## S1 E26a — Hats Off to Space URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0126a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E63 — Have You Seen This Snail? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0463.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “…Now get! [throws him away and picks up the paddleball; smiling] And leave your master to his important affairs!” - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[looks at the paddle; with bloodshot eyes] Darn it.” - Gramma: “He has bloodshot eyes]” ## S16 E328a — Heart of Garbage URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16328a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E178 — Hello Bikini Bottom! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08178.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E14a — Help Not Wanted URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0114a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E1a — Help Wanted URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/011a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[jumps up, and leaves his underwear behind] ..naked!” ## S1 E20a — Helter Shelter URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0120a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Tentacles! [puts his hand down, wiggles fingers] When that crazy square dance beat gets in my blood, something happens.” - Sandy: “Whoa! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Who's ready for a [punches gloves together] high-impact workout?” - She punches all of the Frigate members through the wal as they scream. They collapse in a heap outside. ## S12 E261b — Hiccup Plague URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12261b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E147a — Hide and Then What Happens? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07147a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E28a — High and Dry URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0228a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Seagull: “[finger guns] Today's your lucky day.” ## S11 E230a — High Sea Diving URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11230a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E15a — Hill-Fu URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0115a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Oh, hi, Sandy. What's with all the cool [punches air] punching and [kicks air] kicking and stuff?” - Narlene: “He's a master of [punches air] Hill-Fu!” ## S4 E76b — Hocus Pocus URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0476b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S16 E325b — Hog Huntin' URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16325b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Old Man Jenkins: “Off my porch, stupid man! [tries to stab SpongeBob] I'll poke ya full of holes!” - Old Man Jenkins: “…a-peepin' in my barn! [as SpongeBob closes the pen] You keep your hands off my beautiful Beulah! [tries to stab SpongeBob with his pitchfork]” - Old Man Jenkins: “[stabs the cushion with his pitchfork] Enough! You two lost her, and you two are gonna help me find her!” - Old Man Jenkins: “What? [looks down to see him on Patrick's trap, which stabs him in the torso; weakly] Pillow didn't help. [growls loudly, exhaling heavily]” ## S17 E335a — Home Away from Home URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17335a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E19a — Home ECCH! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0119a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - "A Space Affair to Remember" - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidina, wearing a boxing outfit, punches the pickles. ## S1 E5b — Home Sweet Pineapple URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/015b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E170b — Home Sweet Rubble URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08170b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E20a — Hooky URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0120a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Krabs! [cries] I promise I'll be good! [his underwear tears off] Whew.” ## S1 E15b — Host-a-Palooza URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0115b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E286a — Hot Crossed Nuts URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13286a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - A fist-shaped smoke cloud punches him out through the back door. He inhales deeply. The smoke fist waves goodbye. SpongeBob tries to open the door, but is unable to. ## S1 E6b — Hot Pearl-tato URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/016b-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[approaching] Hey, Camp Master Krabs, I can [tries to tie a knot] finally tie an oysterman's half hitch bubble line slip bend knot. [strangles himself with the rope]” - She punches the sea moose into the air, and releases a large air bubble. ## S6 E101a — House Fancy URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06101a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E16b — House Hunting URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0116b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E165a — House Sittin' for Sandy URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08165a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Sandy: “Yep. I brought home something real handy. [takes out a ray gun]” - SpongeBob: “Silly old robot. He doesn't realize you have more than one of these ray guns. Isn't that right, Sandy? You do have more than one of them? Don't you, Sandy? [Sandy doesn't answer] Sandy? [gulps]” ## S10 E207b — House Worming URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10207b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - He gets shocked when he sees the mailfish severely beaten up. ## S17 E338b — How the West Was Dumb URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17338b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Gary's eyes turn blood-red with anger. - Mr. Krabs: “[winks with his large eyes and screams in pain as his eyeballs swell up into massive, bloodshot pink bubbles] Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! [screams as the bubbles fly out of his mouth and his eyes shrink in pain as he faints]” ## S6 E327 — How to Make SpongeBob SquarePants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06327.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S14 E301b — Hysterical History URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14301b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E56b — I Had an Accident URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0356b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “And that's when I... [holds a boxing glove] ...punch him, right? [Sandy gives a bummed look. Patrick and Sandy are jellyfishing outside SpongeBob's house]” - SpongeBob: “The gorilla grabs the scared Patrick and Sandy, puts them in a bag, and repeatedly beats them] Oh, my gosh!” ## S1 E5b — I Smell a Pat URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/015b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “[stench slaps his face] Ugh! [gets slapped again] Where is that [sweeps air] freaky, funky smell coming from?” ## S1 E13b — I Was a Teenage Gary URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0113b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E127b — I ♥ Dancing URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07127b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E37b — I'm with Stupid URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0237b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “No, they don't, Patrick. Parents just like to push your buttons. Like this! [pushes Patrick's nipples and his eyes elongate] Nee!” ## S2 E30b — I'm Your Biggest Fanatic URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0230b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Kevin: “Punch yourself in the face. [SpongeBob does so with a boxing glove. His face is pushed in a bit] Doesn't that hurt you?” ## S4 E54b — Ice Cream Headache URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0454b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Ice Cream King: “Let it sink its teeth into this! [He uses a hook to stab the ice cream and whistles] Tack her up!” ## S3 E44b — Idiot Box URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0344b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E24b — Imitation Krabs URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0224b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[unable to handle the pressure, explodes in frustration] Quiet! [SpongeBob is holding a giant hose in his hands and his eyes bloodshot] Until I know who the real Mr.” ## S1 E26b — In a Nut's Shell URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0126b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E61a — In a Space Pickle URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0461a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Another blows on its thumb to inflate its head, and another punches itself in the face. ## S1 E4a — In Search of Camp Noodist URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/014a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s) - Narlene: “Why, it's an entire camp of folk who like to wander around in their birthday suits, like, totally naked. [SpongeBob and Patrick laugh, Sandy sighs]” - Patrick: “And I want to eat nude food. Oh, let me help you with that.” - Mr. Krabs: “Well, you are nude.” - Patrick: “Well, how embarrassing for him. [Patrick is now naked]” ## S14 E300b — In the Mood to Feud URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14300b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E231b — Ink Lemonade URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11231b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Don the Whale: “[grabs Squidward by the neck] Oh, I'll do better than that, jack! [goes to punch Squidward]” ## S12 E249b — Insecurity Guards URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12249b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E171b — InSPONGEiac URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08171b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “This pillow is hard as a rock! [punches a pillow and tries to sleep] Oh, what to do?” ## S2 E34a — Is There a Director in the House? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0234a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Sandy: “[jumps up and screams in Patrick's face while punching him]” ## S9 E185 — It Came from Goo Lagoon URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09185.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Plankton: “The pod activates a giant plug] I hope you brought your dancing shoes! [the plug stabs on the bubble cornering SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy] 'Cause it's time to do the electric goo-boogaloo!” - Patrick: “Help, help! Help! [punches through the door] I'm out of toilet paper in here! [the outhouse begins to slide off]” ## S8 E175 — It's a SpongeBob Christmas! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08175.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Boy: “And a water pistol and a helicopter and – and, uh ...” ## S17 E337b — It's About Mime URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17337b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E64b — It's Too Late... With Plankton URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0464b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Plankton: “So tell us, Mr. Krabs. [holding a Mr. Krabs puppet] Why are you so cheap? [imitating Mr. Krabs] I don't know, why are you so puny? [laughs] [normal voice] I'll show you puny! [strangles the puppet]” - Plankton: “[an arm grabs Plankton by the antennae, and he is punched, stretched, rolled, and then pulled] Ooh, that felt pretty good.” ## S9 E184a — Jailbreak! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09184a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Purple Cellmate: “Okay! That does it! Here comes the pain! [Slowly is about to punch the light blue cellmate with jet engine sound effects]” - Plankton: “The other cellmates begin beating up the light blue cellmate as Plankton walks towards them] Ahem!” ## S15 E314a — Jeffy T's Prankwell Emporium URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15314a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Bubble transition to Jeffy sleeping with his bag on Squidward's couch. - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Jeffy: “[opens the box, and a boxing glove comes out to punch his face] Whoa!” ## S2 E39a — Jellyfish Hunter URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0239a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E7b — Jellyfish Jam URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/017b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E3a — Jellyfishing URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/013a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E253a — Jolly Lodgers URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12253a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E10a — Just in Time for Christmas URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0110a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Bunny: “Don't hog the punch, dear. Get your presents for everyone and put them under the pole.” - Quasar: “[being beaten up by trees] Pat-Tron, forget what I said. I need the laser! Pass me the laser! Baby wants his laser!” - Mrs. Puff turns her beard into a fist and punches Patrick. He is sent flying back into the time closet's door. When he arrives back in his room, he notices the monkey under his hat. ## S3 E43a — Just One Bite URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0343a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! [holds up the Krabby Patty covered in sand] Ah, still alive! [shoves the whole thing in his mouth] Oh, so delicious! [cries] Oh, all the wasted years!” ## S1 E19b — Kamp Kow URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0119b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E14b — Karate Choppers URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0114b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - While she is doing this, SpongeBob takes out his tongue revealing a label that says "Novelty Toy" and he wraps the fake tongue she was holding around her, strangles her body, and spins her into a tornado. ## S4 E71b — Karate Island URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0471b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S16 E332a — Karate Pals URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16332a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E144b — Karate Star URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07144b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “not right! Don't worry, pal! I'll help you! [punches SpongeBob and the fly comes out]” - Patrick: “I'm trying to, but this thing has a mind of its owwwnnnn... [punches SpongeBob, SpongeBob hits a rack] Yah! [then the counter, until the whole store collapses. He emerges from the debris.]” ## S8 E171a — Karen 2.0 URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08171a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E281b — Karen for Spot URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13281b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E250b — Karen's Baby URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12250b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - He shows that he was having a fun time playing in one of the videogames by making gun noises. ## S16 E332b — Karen's Klatch URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16332b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Karen: “Great idea, Bim! Who wants to play [turns the drawing around] Punch 'Em Crunch 'Em Robots?” - Plankton: “Punch 'em, crunch 'em?” - Bim throws some punches near "Tandy." Plankton spams the button on his joystick but is stopped by Bim. Bim then throws a winning punch at him, knocking him over. - Zip: “[enters the ring, rapidly punching "Tandy," then gives a finishing blow to knock him over]” - Karen: “[throws hard punches at "Tandy," making Plankton bounce around inside his head]” ## S11 E238b — Karen's Virus URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11238b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Plankton absorbs SpongeBob into the injector and pokes it into medical liter bag. SpongeBob then flows through the bag and into the Karen's computerized blood stream. - Ideal Plankton pulls out a laser gun and blasts the lasers with it. - He punches a hole through the wall and climbs through it. ## S7 E131a — Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07131a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Taylor: “That's him, mommy! That's the man who stole my wagon! Beat him to a pulp!” - The muscular mother beats up Squidward, dumps the trash on Squidward and leaves with her son and his wagon. The officer shakes his head in disapproval and writes third ticket for Squidward ## S9 E188a — Kenny the Cat URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09188a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Sandy: “Hiya, Kenny. Mind if I get your signature? [Kenny writes the signature] Gee, it sure is nice to meet another air-breathing, warm-blooded varmint down here.” - Sandy: “…heighten the capillaries in the lungs, causing a dangerous level of carbon monoxide to rise in the bloodstream, which in turn leads to a ghostly blue color to the skin, [Kenny's skin turns blue] followed by…” - Kenny: “[screaming] I can't take it! I need oxygen! [punches his body for his oxygen tank which falls to the ground causing the crowd to gasp as he uses the tank and signs in relief]” ## S12 E245b — King Plankton URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12245b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Karen: “[turns on the screen and watches her soap opera through the mirror; she sees two women fighting and slapping each other] Oh, my!” ## S17 E334a — Kiss of the Nematode URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17334a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E4b — Kitchen Sponge URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/014b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Bubble transition to SpongeBob attempting to cut bread with a knife. ## S1 E10b — Klopnodian Heritage Festival URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0110b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick screams and punches him off the stage. He lands in the crowd. ## S12 E260a — Knock Knock, Who's There? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12260a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E118b — Komputer Overload URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06118b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E265b — Kooky Cooks URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12265b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mrs. Puff tries to stab SpongeBob, who keeps dodging ## S3 E49a — Krab Borg URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0349a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E57a — Krabby Land URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0357a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[puts on his Krusty Krab employee hat] Well, time to punch that clock.” ## S11 E222a — Krabby Patty Creature Feature URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11222a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Bubble Bass: “Krabs' zombified body] you even wasted real pickles on this cheap costume?” ## S6 E101b — Krabby Road URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06101b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[takes out giant knife] ♪And when I'm done, I chop up some...♪” - Plankton: “Gahh! [runs from the knife being tossed on the ground after the song ends]” ## S4 E62b — Krabs vs. Plankton URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0462b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I'm on the case. [takes a kitchen knife and tries to pry open the briefcase]” - Plankton: “…any warning, slipping and finally falling onto a hard, unforgiving floor [SpongeBob continues with the knife] that had been intentionally [the knife shoots him to the light on the ceiling] covered with a viscous…” ## S5 E85b — Krabs à la Mode URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0585b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[gasps] You've gone too far this time, Plankton! You can pummel me employees, [punches SpongeBob through the gut] try to destroy me restaurant, but nobody messes with me thermostat.” ## S2 E34a — Krabsy the Klown URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0234a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Krabs: “[flips page to show an illustration of him in a clown outfit, posing in front of a mirror] I was a clown! And a darn good one, too! [pan to an illustration of him juggling kids as an audience cheers] It was in me blood!” - Close-ups on Mrs. Puff, some kids, and Pearl looking angry. Pearl beats her fist into her palm. ## S7 E132b — Kracked Krabs URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07132b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S14 E302 — Kreepaway Kamp URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14302.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Harvey: “[turns around and makes out with himself] Oh, my pumpkin.” - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Plankton: “I'm not afraid of any creature or axe murderer or whatever.” - Patrick: “Ooh, tell the part [mimes swinging an axe] with all the bloody axe-murdering!” - Karen comes out of the kelp with her monitor showing a face with black eye sockets, a bloody mouth, and green zombie hands. - Patrick: “[chews] Oh, boy, breakfast. [the clam fights back, grunting] Hey! Bad breakfast! [puts hand in mouth and punches it down] You go in my tummy!” ## S7 E150a — Krusty Dogs URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07150a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S16 E326b — Krusty Kafeteria URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16326b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - The scene cuts to one student chewing on a shirt, another falling flat on the table, and one more using a fork and a knife as if they are slicing food. ## S10 E208b — Krusty Katering URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10208b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E233b — Krusty Kleaners URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11233b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E267a — Krusty Koncessionaires URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12267a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “Claire! Oh, I'm sure he met a fellow godstick aficionado play his instrument [along the way, he encounters a guard who tries to beat him up.] Excuse me, Janitor, do you know where the green room is?” ## S3 E50b — Krusty Krab Training Video URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0350b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Squidward's work station is covered in ketchup and mustard. The octopus is sprawled out sleeping with a dance magazine on his face and a "Do not disturb" sign hanging on his left feet. He wakes up. - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Narrator: “Like precious, precious blood in an animal, customers are what keeps The Krusty Krab strong and alive.” ## S6 E113a — Krusty Krushers URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06113a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - One punches the other one in the stomach repeatedly and other one rips the other champ in half using his knee and crowd is shocked. - Mr. Krabs: “[hears contestants getting beaten up by the wrestlers] [nervously] Money...” - They both get punched more and more until they turn to liquid. ## S2 E36b — Krusty Love URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0236b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs performs a strangled groan. ## S4 E69a — Krusty Towers URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0469a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “Quit? You can't quit! [Squidward walks out naked and reenters with Hawaiian-styled clothes. Squidward rings the bell] Welcome to the Krusty Towers... Squidward?!” ## S12 E263b — Kwarantined Krab URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12263b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E18a — Lake Crashers URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0118a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Mrs. Puff: “[sets Pearl down] Like it? It's in my [flexes veiny muscle] blood.” - Cut to the inside of Mrs. Puff's blood vessels, where all the red blood cells have tires on them. Several crash into each other like in a demolition derby. ## S9 E199b — Lame and Fortune URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09199b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E219b — Larry the Floor Manager URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11219b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “Oh! [SpongeBob shouts as he crashes into Larry as well. Mr. Krabs, with SpongeBob on his back, and Squidward climb around Larry] I'll murder-lize him!” - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Larry: “…it; SpongeBob blows on his slingshot and Larry eventually gives in as he swallows the patty] Oh! Greasy, fatty, sticky, and gummy!” ## S9 E195b — Larry's Gym URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09195b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob's muscle punches Squidward's face. The muscles on his belly become six sponges popping up and down. The muscle on his right leg turns into a solid gold block. SpongeBob's nose reflexes. ## S1 E1a — Late for Breakfast URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/011a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S16 E325a — Laundro-Madness URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16325a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “[takes off his pants and puts them in the machine, leaving him butt naked]” - Squidward: “Patrick, you're naked!” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Snail owner: “Tillie, be nice. Leave that starched shirt alone. [screams as an outfit strangles him to take his detergent bottle]” ## S5 E91b — Le Big Switch URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0591b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Le Schnook: “It is the bill for my services. [Mr. Krabs unfolds the bill. His eyes become bloodshot, and he is unable to move]” ## S3 E43b — Legend of the Lost Bathroom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0343b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - King Neptune: “Oh, come on! Don't make me call the Pipes Templar. [stabs Patrick down the toilet with his trident]” ## S4 E58b — Li'l Past-Cals URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0458b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E235b — Library Cards URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11235b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E181a — License to Milkshake URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09181a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Captain Frostymug: “…purpose is to transform you from mere guppies into cool, cold-drafted, chilled to the bone, ice cream blooded, licensed milkshake makin' guppies!” ## S10 E210a — Life Insurance URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10210a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E27b — Life of Crime URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0227b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E261a — Lighthouse Louie URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12261a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E426 — List of transcripts URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/01426.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - A Space Affair to Remember - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Blood is Thicker Than Grease - SpongeBob Meets the Strangler ## S9 E182a — Little Yellow Book URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09182a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E268b — Lockdown for Love URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13268b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Krabs: “…Krab; cut to Plankton burning a hole in the Chum Bucket's wall] Formuler! Where are you, formuler?! [is strangling a customer, and lets go of him; he then does the same with the other customer] What have you done with…” ## S2 E34b — Lords of the Larp URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0234b-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Remember to block with my face. [Kevin stabs him in the face] Good job.” ## S10 E213b — Lost and Found URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10213b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - The candies are shaped like a turkey, a suckling pig, a bottle of wine, and a cornucopia with fruit. ## S9 E190a — Lost in Bikini Bottom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09190a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E3a — Lost in Couch URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/013a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - GrandPat: “Oh-ho, no. I ain't going searchin' for a boob who can't find his way out of a chair. [raises finger] I have nappin' to do!” ## S7 E151b — Love That Squid URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07151b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E29b — Low Falutin' URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0229b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E283a — Ma and Pa's Big Hurrah URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13283a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Harold runs in place, winds up a punch, and runs. ## S2 E27a — Mad Science Squirrel URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0227a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E69a — Make Yourself Pat Home URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0569a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S15 E319a — Making Waves URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15319a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E197a — Mall Girl Pearl URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09197a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Her phone rings with a blood-curdling scream and she picks up. ## S11 E219a — Man Ray Returns URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11219a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E287b — Mandatory Music URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13287b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E196b — Married to Money URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09196b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[the sea bear starts slapping his tail on the ground, making SpongeBob giggle] See?” - Mr. Krabs: “[he winds up and punches the street light next to him, then turns around and smiles proudly; the street light, subsequently, falls off the pole and comes crashing down onto his head] Dooh!” - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Inside, elegant music plays as a waiter walks past carrying a covered platter and a bottle of wine with two glasses, along with a napkin. ## S2 E35a — Mascot Mayhem URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0235a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[using megaphone] Good work! [puts away megaphone] Now for the cheerin'. [shoots a dart gun] Gimme a K-A-M!” - Sea bear: “[punching the outhouse]” - Sea bear: “[punches the outhouse, then gets knocked over by the door opening]” ## S5 E67a — Mass Gramp-Nosis URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0567a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E6a — Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/016a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[approaches Mermaid Man, who is sleeping with his eyes open] Ever alert, Mermaid Man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open.” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Do you remember the time the food supply in Atlantis was running low? So you invented a ray gun that make things grow six times their size to shoot at the kelp gardens.” ## S1 E20b — Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0120b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - TV Announcer: “It cuts to a wide shot of the cut out of the Jumbo Shrimp.] and the dreaded Jumbo Shrimp! [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy punch it.” ## S2 E31a — Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0231a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E45a — Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0345a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Squidward uses a saw to tear a blood vein in half and Incidental 42 tries to break a bone, but everyone stops when SpongeBob shrinks the city - Squidward: “The guy punches Squidward in the face and storms out.” - Patrick: “[about to punch Squidward] And then comes a giant fist!” - Patrick: “Oh... [about to punch Squidward anyway] And then comes a giant-- [Squidward screams]” - Sandy: “And I need an elevator to climb one stair! Hi-yah! [punches his brain]” ## S3 E52b — Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0352b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Chief: “Our sources last found E.V.I.L. harassing teenagers up at "Make-Out Reef." You know, Make-Out Reef? [makes out with himself] Whoo-ho-hoo!” ## S8 E163a — Mermaid Man Begins URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08163a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mermaid Man: “[slapping his temples] Oh, sorry, boys...” ## S5 E94b — Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0594b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E30b — Mermaid Men and Barnacle Boys URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0230b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S10 E205b — Mermaid Pants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10205b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - SpongeBob gives him a blood transfusion bag for the customer. - SpongeBob and Patrick punch a potato into fries. - SpongeBob punches a hole on the trash bag and sludge flies out. - Gus gets covered in the sludge. Patrick punches the trash bag as well and sludge flies out. - He beats up both Mr. ## S3 E55b — Mid-Life Crustacean URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0355b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “You know, I love staring at delicates as much as the next guy, but it's just that I thought we'd see more of the nightlife. Something that'll give you that wild and crazy hot-blooded feeling, if you know what I mean.” - Mr. Krabs: “Debauchery? I never thought of picking up trash under the highway as hot-blooded, but if it's what the kids are into...” - Mr. Krabs: “…swings the screaming kids around and around then off his hat] You think this is cool?! How about this?! [punches an animatronic bunny's head off, and then jumps on top of the decapitated bunny as he speaks] And this?” ## S1 E13b — Mid-Season Finale URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0113b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - She swats the air, which causes the mime to act like he has been slapped. He falls over, holding a flower. - We see Captain Doug Quasar firing his laser gun at an ant-like monster. ## S1 E6a — Midnight Snack Attack URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/016a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S10 E207a — Mimic Madness URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10207a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick grabs Plankton and Squidward and strangles them really hard. ## S12 E252a — Mind the Gap URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12252a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Oh, boy, would I? That sounds so cool. [gently punches Squidward's burnt hand]” ## S3 E58a — Missing Identity URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0358a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E130b — Model Sponge URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07130b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Director: “[with a German accent] Very well. [through a megaphone] Lose the pants! [a claw snatches SpongeBob's pants, making him naked] Hans! Where's my star?! [a live-action hand comes out of a dressing room and grabs SpongeBob]” ## S14 E298a — Momageddon URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14298a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Mama Krabs: “I don't know what you're chuckling about, Eugene. There's wasted money everywhere I look! [sticks her finger in the deep fryer and tastes it] When was the last time you changed the oil in this fryer?” ## S5 E88a — Money Talks URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0588a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[chuckles as he has bloodshot eyes] Take this bag as far away as possible and bury it.” ## S8 E161a — Mooncation URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08161a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Oh, Sandy. I'm sorry I activated it! How was I to know it was hooked up to your doorbell?” ## S14 E301a — Mooned! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14301a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob pushes Kevin in a robe and covered in pieces of bloody tissue paper near a ragged curtain. - Moon jelly: “[passes by, then looks in an alley to see a piece of cheese] Hmm? [licks lips, grabs a knife, puts on a napkin, then approaches the cheese]” ## S8 E177b — Move It or Lose It URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08177b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E31a — Movie Stars URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0231a-3.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - Cecil: “[tongue being pulled] B-but, son, we're blood!” - Patrick: “Gravy is thicker than blood, Dad! [drinks gravy and smashes the dish, lets Cecil walk inside] Enjoy the show!” - He presses a button on the register and it hits him in the face. He presses it again and the register hits him over the head. The third time, a boxing glove punches him in the face. - SpongeBob: “[beaten up] Okay, forget it. [pushes napkin onto table] It's on the house. [rat steals the napkin]” - SpongeBob takes out a knife and bashes Patrick with the dull edge. - Bubble Bass: “[raises finger, beaten up] I stand corrected.” - Mermaid Worm punches the manager in the face. His loose teeth spell out "The End." ## S11 E229b — Moving Bubble Bass URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11229b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “[gulps out a bib and fork and knife]” - Patrick: “[inhales and swallows the fork, knife, and bib. grumbles] If my friend SpongeBob doesn't get his free lunch, [a realistic close-up of Patrick's face] things are gonna get crazy! [pants while Bubble Bass melts]” ## S8 E161b — Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08161b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E69b — Mrs. Puff, You're Fired URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0469b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Sergeant Roderick: “Your spine will break, your teeth will ache, your eyes will be bloodshot.” ## S2 E36b — Much Tofu About Nothing URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0236b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Princess Hamhock uses the carrot to grab Prince Shmeat's can's lid and pulls it off, leaving him naked. A spotlight shines on his butt, and the words "SIRLOIN RUMP" appear on it. - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - He stabs Shmeat in the stomach with his carrot, making him spit out the kiss. Todd gets kissed on the cheek and blushes. ## S1 E11a — MuscleBob BuffPants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0111a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Sandy: “Ding ding! [punches SpongeBob out of the ring. Later, Sandy starts up her exercise wheel with SpongeBob on it. SpongeBob pants while the wheel goes faster and makes him trip all over the wheel] Feeling the burn?” ## S15 E316b — MuseBob ModelPants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15316b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “[yelps as the kids are now near him, which each rip off a part of their shirts and beat him up as SpongeBob and Patrick run past] Time for an even more direct approach.” ## S11 E232a — Mustard O' Mine URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11232a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Patrick: “I struck blood! [grabs some of the ketchup and tastes it] Oh, no, it's ketchup. [slurps some more]” - Patrick goes into frantic panic and runs up and down the mine walls. He curls in a fetal position and acts crazy. He punches his chest and passes out. - Walter Haddock: “Hyah! [punches Squidward in the face]” - Squidward: “[gets up and is really angry] Why you— [gets punched in the face again] Ow! [gets punched again] I'm gonna— [gets punched and his head spins; then he gets punched again]” - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward: [dancing around in circles while twisting SpongeBob's body] ♪Look at all the mustard flow! Look at all the mustard flow! That golden yellow fatty acid treat!♪ ## S9 E204a — Mutiny on the Krusty URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09204a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Krabs is still alive and is beating up the monster inside. ## S1 E10a — My Fair Nobby URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0110a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Nobby: “Ah, yes, I recall [pulls out a fork and knife] chewing. How droll. [cuts a piece of tree with the knife and eats it with the fork, then wipes mouth with a napkin] Splendid.” ## S15 E317b — My Father the Boat URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15317b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E289a — My Friend Patty URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13289a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E231a — My Leg! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11231a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E42b — My Pretty Seahorse URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0342b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S17 E339a — My Tighty Whiteys URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17339a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[jellyfishes with his underwear as a net] ♪ Don't ever fret or despair (Tighty whiteys) ♪ [drinks milk then puts some on his underwear]…” ## S12 E259b — My Two Krabses URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12259b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[He peers out of the door and sees the restaurant is packed.] Let's see, if I time this right, no one'll notice me ol' naked nethers.” - Pearl: “Ew, Daddy! [Pearl's friends are having a slumber party.] You're naked and ruining my cheerleader's slumber party! [Pearl covers her eyes, as Mr. Krabs screams and tries to cover himself]” - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[to Chum Krabs] Get your mitts of me gal, bucko! [attempts to punch Chum Krabs]” - SpongeBob: “Krabs punches SpongeBob and Patrick, as they fall, and Chum Krabs gets up and releases chum in his mouth, and beats Mr.” ## S3 E44a — Nasty Patty URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0344a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[disgusted] Eww, gross, germs, it's all icky and corpse-y! [gagging and shrieking while constantly spraying it with disinfectant] Eww... eww... [drags the body with a tissue]” - Officer Nancy: “Step aside. You people act like you've committed a murder.” - Mr. Krabs: “[enraged, with bloodshot eyes and the background turns red] Free.. food?!” ## S1 E9a — Nature Pants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/019a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E4a — Naughty Nautical Neighbors URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/014a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E102b — Nautical Novice URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06102b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[the camera focuses on a closeup of his bloodshot eyes with boogers, and he closes his eyes, but then his alarm rings.” ## S16 E328b — Near-Mint Plankton URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16328b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s) - Bubble Bass: “…little patty? [Plankton removes himself from Bubble Bass's butt] Mmm! I'll place it next to my Chatty, Fatty, and Bratty Patties.” - Plankton: “…Patty, thanks to that goofy geek! [goes up to the shelf, attempts to open the container containing the Fatty Patty, but he falls off and knocks over a container containing a toy representing the Sinister Slug]” ## S14 E299b — Necro-Nom-Nom-Nom-I-Con URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14299b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E70a — Neighborhood Wash URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0570a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E21b — Neptune's Ball URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0121b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Old Man Walker: “I took down that creature with naught but a bowie knife [shakes fists] and these two fins.” ## S1 E19b — Neptune's Spatula URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0119b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E85a — New Digs URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0585a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Done. [a bunch of Krabby Patties are in the kitchen ready for serving. SpongeBob punches his time card at 8:59] All that, before we even open up our doors, sir.” ## S7 E151a — New Fish in Town URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07151a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E73a — New Leaf URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0473a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “What is this? [takes the flag and looks at it for any secret material] Ha-ha! Very funny, Plankton! But you're gonna have to do a lot better than taking a stab at my illiteracy to offend me.” - Mr. Krabs: “Huh? Oh, [scoffs] I get it. Stick to your guns, and eventually we'll all believe it. Soften us up and when our backs are turned, you'll make your move. [drops the formula] Oops...” - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Plankton: “You forgot something. [throws the formula back at Mr. Krabs] Can't you understand I've wasted so much time chasing after you? And now I have something that's mine. And it makes me happy. [walks off]” ## S3 E53a — New Student Starfish URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0353a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Both Patrick and SpongeBob start to punch. The group of students start to quiet down as they notice SpongeBob and Patrick are punching, but no hits are landing, and they're only flailing their arms around in circles ## S5 E82b — Night Light URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0582b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “Hey, Squidward, have you seen SpongeBob? [at that moment, a very drowsy and tired SpongeBob walks in. We see a close-up of his 5 o'clock shadow, bloodshot eyes, and droopy nose]” ## S1 E16b — Night of the Living Stench URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0116b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Sandy pulls the shower cloth down to show Squidward, naked, as a woman screams. ## S17 E340a — Night School Knuckleheads URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17340a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Lonnie: “When they reopen them, they have bloodshots around the circle in the middle; hands Patrick the bubble bottle and wand] Now you blow.” - Lonnie: “Yeah, that's right. We're bad boys. [he, Ronnie and Donnie head over to SpongeBob; punches fist] You got a problem with that?” ## S2 E31b — Nite Owls URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0231b-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[groans, rubs bloodshot eyes, then hallucinates a live tree]” - Narlene: “[screams off-screen as the shack's roof jumps repeatedly from fighting, pokes her foot into Patrick and Sandy's faces, then hits SpongeBob with Nobby; pants as she takes tired punches]” - Narlene: “[stops punching] SpongeBob? Patrick? [gets up] Sandy? What in tarnation? [picks up Nobby and lets him go]” ## S1 E13a — Nitwit Neighborhood News URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0113a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E30a — No Free Rides URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0230a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E120a — No Hat for Pat URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06120a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Patrick had a bloody nose, so I was going to walk him home.” - Mr. Krabs: “Oh, a bloody nose, eh?” ## S6 E107b — No Nose Knows URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06107b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E221a — No Pictures Please URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11221a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “They got pictures of me naked!” - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Stone: “[gasps angrily] Brash! [punches Patrick furiously in the face which literally lands on a nearby trashcan and storms off as Rube takes pictures]” - Patrick: “[sucks SpongeBob's thumb as the alarm clock in his stomach rings; he punches his stomach to stop the ringing]” ## S3 E48a — No Weenies Allowed URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0348a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “Tubby? [Patrick's sadness is quickly replaced by fury and he turns red and snarls with rage as SpongeBob is nervous] Grr! Nobody calls me Tubby! [angrily punches SpongeBob in the eye, leaving a black mark]” - Patrick: “[invisible punches flying] No, please wait!” ## S6 E104a — Not Normal URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06104a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E28b — Now Museum, Now You Don't URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0228b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Upturn: “[woman screams] The bloodshed.” - Cecil: “If you're not going to comply, sir, then I'll take you [raises fist] by force! [jumps at the statue and karate chops it] Yah! [punches it] Ah-hoo!” - Cecil: “[dizzy] Is that all you got, burglar? [punches fists] Put 'em up. Put 'em up. [smacks a statue]” ## S2 E30a — Nut Madness URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0230a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E227b — Old Man Patrick URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11227b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E24b — Olly Olly Organ Free URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0124b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - The man removes his sweater, revealing a bloodstained apron, and shows his face in the light. - A fist comes out and punches Patrick into the ceiling. He falls on his back. His stomach climbs out. ## S4 E73b — Once Bitten URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0473b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “This disease will ravage your body with bloodshot eyes, loss of balance, messy pants, ticklish rib cage, severely untrimmed toenails, and finally, the bite from that infected snail will turn you into...a zombie.” ## S7 E137a — One Coarse Meal URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07137a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “He then uses SpongeBob as a gun] Fire!” ## S3 E46b — One Krabs Trash URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0346b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[punches the thought bubble away] Ah!” ## S12 E247b — One Trick Sponge URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12247b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mrs. Puff: “[scared] Rodger, we have to move now! Punch it! [as the boat is driving, she accidentally hits a fire hydrant] I think we lost him. [SpongeBob arrives with the cards in his hand. Mrs. Puff makes a small scream]” ## S1 E9b — Opposite Day URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/019b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “Drum? What drum? [puts the drum on the ground, punches a hole in it, and pulls out a wig] This is just my wig case! See? [puts on the wig, kicks the drum out of the way and frolics around] Come on, SpongeBob, tackle me!” ## S8 E157b — Oral Report URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08157b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Squidward: “[gets pulled back, then all customers begin to physically fight for the Krabby Patty, resulting in Squidward getting beaten up.” - SpongeBob: “[slowly creeps away as Squidward still gets beaten up.” ## S10 E214b — Out of the Picture URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10214b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s) - Art Appraiser: “Well, paintings can become much more valuable when the artist is no longer with us. You know. Out of the picture. [pretends to hang himself]” ## S1 E12b — Outhouse Outrage URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0112b-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “[punches the UFOs] I gave 'em a whoosh and a biff and a sock-a-roo!” ## S6 E119b — Overbooked URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06119b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Sandy: “…after SpongeBob steps inside the machine, he pulls a string, and the gown falls off of him leaving him naked all night] ...which is great for management, but is also a boom for the worker because they'll always get…” - SpongeBob: “Krabs' house naked] Okay, let's get started, Mr.” ## S15 E316a — Pablum Plankton URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15316a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Plankton: “We did it! Nobody will ever see my naked baby photos again!” ## S17 E340b — Painfully Employed URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17340b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E19a — Painting with Squidward URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0119a-3.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “Hmm. [punches clay, which eventually turns it into a sculpture of him sitting and thinking] Hmm.” - Patrick punches the clay again to turn it into a clay Krabby Patty, giggles, eats it, then rubs his belly. - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Sandy: “[arms on SpongeBob and Patrick's shoulders] We're gonna turn your mistery into ecstasy. Now give me a hand, boys. [they grab Squidward and pull him out] Yah!” ## S2 E38b — Parasite Pals URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0238b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S16 E329a — Pardon My Wand URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16329a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E56b — Partial Recall URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0456b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E51 — Party Pooper Pants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0351.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Bird Brains: “We'll hook up with SpongeBob and his snail Gary.” - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - French Narrator: “Welcome to SpongeBob's House Party, with your host, Patchy the Pirate! There'll be punch, cookies, explosions, and a brand-new episode of SpongeBob SquarePants!” - SpongeBob: “Welcome, Patrick! May I compliment you on being fashionably late? Can I get you a glass of punch?” ## S12 E260b — Pat Hearts Squid URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12260b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob and Patrick: “Squidward, look! [A helicopter carrying Squidward's new house appears, Squidward transforms back into his original-self, being naked without his pants]” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick then takes a deep breath and releases a sour note from his clarinet, which then punches him in the face, giving him a Squidward-like face. ## S5 E93b — Pat No Pay URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0593b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E47b — Pat Roast URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0347b-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “[puckers his lips to make out with himself]” - Slappy: “[laughing as Patrick continues to make out with himself]” - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Slappy: “No! Impending bloodshed. [watches eagerly with a pair of binoculars]” - Patrick: “Pfft, you call these jokes? I saw funnier starts in my last concussion! [punches himself] You not nice guy!” - Patrick: “Let me at me! Let me at me! [throws a punch]” - Patrick: “[groans, then punches himself in two places at once]” ## S13 E270b — Pat the Dog URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13270b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Marvin groans and leaves as a worm strangles SpongeBob. Bubble transition to SpongeBob tucking worms into bed. He fluffs a worm's pillow. ## S11 E225b — Pat the Horse URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11225b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “A horse. [snores] A horse. [his sand underwear falls off, leaving him naked]” ## S1 E8a — Pat's A Li'l Sinker URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/018a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Mrs. Puff: “[slams Patrick onto the shore] [shaking Patrick] Wake up! [slapping Patrick] Wake up, darn you!” - Sandy: “[jumps] Yah! [SpongeBob punches her backwards]” ## S1 E3b — Pat-a-thon URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/013b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - The boxing champs beat him up, but only a little. ## S3 E45a — Pat-per Route URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0345a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick's reflection: “[winks at him and does finger guns, points somewhere else and runs]” ## S4 E60a — Pat-Tathlon URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0460a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Pat the Hapless: “Almost! [punches Pat-Tron, breaking his head apart]” - Pat the Hapless: “Hmm... more punching! [punches one fist into another]” - Perch: “No! On your marks, get set... [activates a confetti gun]” - Pat the Hapless: “[yells, breaking his hand free to punch Patrick and knock him over]” ## S12 E556 — Patchy's Playlist URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12556.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E234a — Patnocchio URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11234a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Patrick: “…[high-fives another] High-five! [high-fives another] High-five! [high-fives a realistic hand that punches Plankton]” - Plankton is squished and beaten up by the high-fives each person gave to Patrick. - Patrick: “Do I? [gets slapped by Plankton] Oh yeah!” - Geppetto: “Nope. [his nose grows longer] Oh! [punches his nose back in his face]” ## S3 E43a — Patrick Show Land URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0343a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Cecil: “Boy, you wouldn't believe the day I had, honey. I'm just pleased as pickle punch to finally be [hugs Bunny] home with my wife, [hugs GrandPat] my dad...” ## S4 E68a — Patrick SmartPants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0468a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Bubble transition to Patrick looking at X-rays of him and SpongeBob's head. He then meditates on top of his rock, studies Squidward, and reads a book. He puts the book down and shows his bloodshot eyes. ## S1 E24b — Patrick Takes the Cake URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0124b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E276b — Patrick the Mailman URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13276b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “SpongeBob! Do you know where this [struggling to read SpongeBob's name on the envelope] Spon-gee-Boob Squir-pa-Nants lives?” ## S9 E194a — Patrick! The Game URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09194a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E11b — Patrick's Alley URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0111b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “[to puppet] I think your magic word is broken! [as puppet] Argh! You moronic, imbecilic dimwit! [puppet punches him in the face multiple times, and he falls down]” ## S10 E214a — Patrick's Coupon URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10214a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E17b — Patrick's Got a Zoo Loose URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0117b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Patrick: “Toaster! You're toast! [fires a ray gun at the shapeshifter]” - The ray gun zaps the shapeshifter. It turns into a green alien and runs off. Patrick hides in his suit. - Patrick: “…five chairs around the table] Huh? But which chair are you? [cracks his neck and exposes a bone, then punches his fists together] Looks like I'm gonna have to break up this dinette set.” - Patrick jumps onto one chair and punches it. He breaks the bottom off. He throws it at a counter full of pots and pans, which go flying. He smacks the chair with its bottom and destroys it, then pick sup a toothpick. ## S1 E26b — Patrick's Prison Pals URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0126b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Tinkle chases Sockeye as he runs down the hallway, his underwear exposed. ## S2 E36b — Patrick's Star URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0236b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E160a — Patrick's Staycation URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08160a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E264b — Patrick's Tantrum URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12264b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E180a — Patrick-Man! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09180a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “I have him right where I want him. For the Pit Punch! [Stench from Patrick's armpit forms a pit and flies toward the Dirty Bubble. The Dirty Bubble swallows it and it hits SpongeBob]” ## S3 E47a — Patrickle Jokes URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0347a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E108a — Patty Caper URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06108a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E25b — Patty Hype URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0225b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E46a — Patty Poo URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0346a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E12a — Pearl Wants to Be a Star URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0112a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Pearl: “…An out of dough, full of woe, eating crow song! [pulls a picture of a nose with snot coming out of it] A bloody nose song, [pulls up a muddy T-shirt] a muddy clothes song!” - A younger GrandPat jumps into the trench, rips off his shirt, and spins around to punch the enemies. He stands atop the soldiers as fireworks blare. Mr. Krabs tears through the thought bubble. ## S6 E102a — Penny Foolish URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06102a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E152b — Perfect Chemistry URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07152b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Sandy: “So where do I hook up my teleporter?” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Sandy: “SpongeBob! [screams at him with bloodshot eyes]” ## S5 E96 — Pest of the West URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0596.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Sandy: “Gross! Don't touch that, SpongeBob! Eeewww! What are you doing?! [SpongeBob wipes the poop off the statue to reveal gold of his great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather] That boy ain't hooked up right.” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBuck: “No. To be honest, I didn't think I'd get this far. [Everyone groans] But I know we can beat him! If we just work together!” ## S6 E118a — Pet or Pests URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06118a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob lets out a bloodcurdling scream, flails his arms and babbles incoherently. ## S8 E164b — Pet Sitter Pat URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08164b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[while holding a fork and a knife, and also wearing a party hat] Oh, Grandma, you shouldn't have. It's your birthday, I should be serving you!” ## S14 E298b — Pet the Rock URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14298b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “…teeth, Rolly! [the scene cuts to a sand table, and Patrick falls onto a seat with a bib and a fork and knife] Now it's time for my lunch!” - Patrick: “Woah! Rolly, you got big! [punches a hole in the wall and grabs a telephone from it] SpongeBob?” ## S2 E38b — Pick Patrick's Path URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0238b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E6b — Pickles URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/016b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[tries sleeping with a mattress over his head] Negative.” ## S5 E93a — Picture Day URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0593a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S16 E330 — Pigskin Pearl URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16330.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Perch Perkins: “Ooh, I like it! [laughs] This is going extremely "bad-tastic" for the home team. [the entire team appear to be battered and beaten up from the game] It's a miracle they're only down by one point.” ## S6 E125a — Pineapple Fever URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06125a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E203a — Pineapple Invasion URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09203a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E244b — Pineapple RV URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12244b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S15 E313b — Pinned URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15313b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E5a — Pizza Delivery URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/015a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S14 E300a — Pl-1413 URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14300a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E277b — Plane to Sea URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13277b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E169b — Planet of the Jellyfish URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08169b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[to Jellien] Tonight, you'll sleep with me little jelly.” ## S13 E288b — Plankton and the Beanstalk URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13288b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Giant Krabs: “[stomping] Fee, fi, fo, fite! I smell the blood of a Bottomite! [smells around]” ## S10 E209b — Plankton Gets the Boot URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10209b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Plankton: “Me, aggressive?! How dare you?! [Rapidly punches SpongeBob until he stops out of exhaustion] Maybe you're right.” - Patrick jumps and flies into the smaller door, making him stuck. Plankton punches Patrick's butt. - Plankton: “Yeah, right! You two are mocking me! [jumps between SpongeBob and Patrick's bodies, punching them as they continue talking]” ## S11 E235a — Plankton Paranoia URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11235a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S10 E211a — Plankton Retires URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10211a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E3b — Plankton! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/013b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Karen Plankton: “Seaweed: 50% Sea, 50% Weed. [a picture of the seaweed appears on the screen]” ## S3 E58b — Plankton's Army URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0358b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Plankton pulls the cork from the bottle and smells it as if it were champagne, and lets go with a refreshening exhale; he pulls the book out of the bottle ## S8 E163b — Plankton's Good Eye URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08163b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Plankton: “Tears, huh? I guess if I have to. [Stabs his foot broken with a crutch] Ow! [Starts crying] Will these do?” ## S12 E264a — Plankton's Intern URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12264a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Plankton: “A tiny hand holding a laser gun comes out and shoots the gun]” - SpongeBob: “And you'll have to get past me too. [punches his fists together, and hurts his hand] Ow.” ## S12 E246a — Plankton's Old Chum URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12246a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Angry mob: “Yeah! [grab Plankton and prepare to beat him up]” ## S9 E186b — Plankton's Pet URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09186b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Incidental 104, Incidental 46: [overlap talking] You monster!/How dare you?! [beat him up with an umbrella, a purse, and a walker respectively] ## S6 E108b — Plankton's Regular URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06108b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S17 E338a — Plankton's Squeeze Play URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17338a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Plankton: “[pointing angrily at Mr. Krabs] You better sleep with one eye stalk open, Krabs! [Mr. Krabs yawns and walks away] I'll get your formula! I will!” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Karen uses a screwdriver to punch a hole into the jar. Squidward inhales deeply, sighing in relief. ## S6 E112a — Porous Pockets URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06112a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E273a — Potato Puff URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13273a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E60b — Pranks a Lot URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0360b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s) - Tom: “And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint!” - Mr. Krabs: “[they all laugh] Uh, any particular reason you boys are naked?” - Mr. Krabs: “Of course it does. Well, you two better hurry home before someone sees you nude.” - Mr. Krabs: “The Krusty Krab presents... live nude pranksters! [he is shown shining the light on them from the crow's nest] Starring the Bikini Bottom Ghosts!” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler" ## S2 E27a — Prehibernation Week URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0227a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Sandy: “[in an odd face expression] in the nude!” ## S2 E32a — Pressure URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0232a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E21b — Prickly Pests URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0121b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E37a — Procrastination URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0237a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[struggles to write] I know! I just need to get a little blood pumpin' in the old noodle.” ## S6 E117b — Professor Squidward URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06117b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E192b — Pull Up a Barrel URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09192b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E35b — Putt Up or Shut Up URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0235b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E3a — Quest for Tire URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/013a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E1b — Reef Blower URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/011b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E23a — Regi-Hilled URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0123a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - He turns on the oven, grabs a knife from the counter, and chops up some tomatoes. - Swearing — 1 moment(s) - He turns on the blender, and the clam outside cock-a-doodle-doos. ## S8 E168a — Restraining SpongeBob URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08168a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Dave: “Yes, I would like two Double Fried Kelp Fritters, three Krusty Krab Cream Filled Corals, and four Triple Fatty Krabby Patties. Is that too much?” ## S5 E66a — Retreat! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0566a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Janet: “Oh ho, that's funny Bobby. Because I apparently you're in charge of getting on my nerves. [punches and breaks the team building retreat wall; groans]” ## S1 E20b — Reveille Revolution URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0120b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “[gets idea] That's it! Tomorrow morning, I'll wake up an hour earlier and blow reveille! [punches fists] I'll show those anchovy clowns who the boss horn is.” ## S13 E285b — Ride Patrick Ride URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13285b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E2b — Ripped Pants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/012b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E83a — Rise and Shine URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0583a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “[takes off his underwear, and therefore, is naked, then puts it on a pillow, and draws SpongeBob's face on it] SpongeBob, where's the ringing coming from?” ## S1 E17b — Rock Bottom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0117b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “[has bloodshot eyes, starts to sweat] I still can't read the sign! [shaking in fear] I wanna go home!” ## S17 E342b — Rock Bottom Games URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17342b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E49b — Rock-a-Bye Bivalve URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0349b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E138b — Rodeo Daze URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07138b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E86a — Roller Cowards URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0586a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “Oh, yeah? [punches his reflection, without breaking the glass] I thought we settled this the last time! [cut to SpongeBob still hitting himself in the head with the ice cream]” ## S4 E57b — Rube Tube URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0457b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “And Patrick can tell, because Patrick [punches through the wall, and points at himself from the opposite side of the screen] is this guy right here!” ## S4 E77b — Rule of Dumb URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0477b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E186a — Safe Deposit Krabs URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09186a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “Hey, SpongeBob! I got an idea! Let's use this grappling hook! [throws the grappling hook up and it catches onto the edge of the roof.” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “His eyes are now bloodshot as his oxygen is completely ran out.” ## S4 E62a — Safety Worst URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0462a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Robodina: “Alwyas trust a robot! [shows up onscreen with a title that says "Robot Revolution: It's Inevitable!" and a picture of Patrick sleeping with Killtron having the word "Safe" on him] Robots are here to protect you!” ## S2 E38a — Sailor Mouth URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0238a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E203b — Salsa Imbecilicus URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09203b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E281a — Salty Sponge URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13281a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - A giant trevally punches bricks of concrete. - Trevally: “[high-pitched voice, gives thumbs up] Nice punch, SpongeBob!” - Barracuda: “Yeah, no, no, no, no. This is the right place. [screams] What's going on in here? I demand to speak to whoever's in charge. [grits teeth accompanied by gun reloading sound]” ## S15 E307a — Sammy Suckerfish URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15307a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Sammy: “[gets near SpongeBob and pulls out cloths and a broom from him, which he punches] Others use a rag or cloth or broom.” ## S9 E193a — Sanctuary! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09193a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E121a — Sand Castles in the Sand URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06121a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Oh, I suppose I should just tend to the affairs of my own realm. [to the little man in his sand castle] And I'll start by making a queen to rule by your side.” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “[has a robot already built that punches through his own castle] I like you this much! [picks up SpongeBob's tank with SpongeBob screaming inside]” ## S14 E306 — Sandy's Country Christmas URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14306.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Randy: “Yeah, sis, we came all the way from Texas just to spend Christmas with little old smarty-tail you. [punches Sandy]” - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Santa: “[walking drunkenly] Hey, where are you goin'? The party's just gettin' started. [party horn toots, falls down] Whoa! [party horn toots]” - Santa: “[walking drunkenly, gibbering before being hit with the sleigh, knocking his coat off]” ## S9 E201a — Sandy's Nutmare URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09201a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Sandy: “…solution to plant, causing a tree branch to form into a human hand, which grabs Sandy by the neck] [stabs it with broom, gasps, and pants, she takes out a bottle of growth pills] Ah, growth pills.” ## S12 E249a — Sandy's Nutty Nieces URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12249a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E8a — Sandy's Rocket URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/018a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Bubble transitions to Sandy pumping a gun and SpongeBob comes to watch her. - Sandy: “Aww, hush, silly. [shoots her gun and 3 gray nets cover a couple items] This is for harvesting moon rocks.” - SpongeBob and Patrick point their guns at his head; Mr. Krabs holds his claws up. - Both SpongeBob and Patrick stare at each other, run off, and pump their guns. ## S13 E293b — Sandy, Help Us! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13293b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Inside her head, a smaller Sandy is in an exercise wheel hooked up to Sandy's brain. ## S2 E40b — Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0240b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E223a — Sanitation Insanity URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11223a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob and Squidward start off with a single punch, which splatters trash on Patrick's house. ## S13 E276a — Say Awww! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13276a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Plankton: “[gets off from underneath SpongeBob and grunts] This isn't a party, you boob.” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Plankton tries to blast her with his ray gun, but the old lady gets closer to him and pokes him. ## S1 E14a — Sb-129 URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0114a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E13a — Scaredy Pants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0113a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “Oh, boy, that was something. Your costume really packs a punch.” - Squidward: “[Sandy and Squidward drink the fruit punch.” ## S1 E25b — Scaredy Squirrel URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0125b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E224b — Scavenger Pants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11224b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - The Boxing Begonia comes to life and starts beating up Squidward with boxing gloves. - Patrick: “The champ takes a swift uppercut to the jaw. [punches himself]” ## S4 E58a — Sea Haw URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0458a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - The stink turns into a hand and punches SpongeBob away. Curtain transition to Granny Tentacles' house. - Granny Tentacles pushes Captain Cruel away with a punching glove. - Captain Cruel: “[grabs onto the punching glove mechanism] Ye be messin' with the wrong porch pirate, lassie! [the punching glove hits Granny Tentacles] This porch be ripe for plunderin'. Prepare to board, lads!” ## S13 E274b — Sea-Man Sponge Haters Club URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13274b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - In Squidward's living room, Plankton is punching his speaking sponge. - Squidward: “Of course, if SpongeBob was around, [camera pans to show Patrick standing behind Squidward] his pointy pink pal couldn't be far behind. [Patrick drinks a bowl of punch, including the ladle]” - Patrick: “You're out of punch!” ## S4 E65a — Selling Out URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0465a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “You know, I may not make as much as your fancy-schmancy-migger restaurant chain, but it's the blood, sweat and tears of a hard day's work.” - Carl: “A big strong guy slowly slides out of the Human Resources doorway, punching his fist in his open hand, menacingly] ...would you?” ## S12 E251b — Senior Discount URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12251b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Old Man Jenkins: “[shivering] Ehh...ehh.... It's too cold in here for my old blood! [takes his beard off his face and uses it as a sweater] Show a little respect for your elders and turn up the heat!” ## S8 E155b — Sentimental Sponge URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08155b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E33a — Shanghaied URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0233a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - The Flying Dutchman, who initially holds a fork and a knife, turns into a vegetarian. ## S9 E198a — Sharks vs. Pods URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09198a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s) - Gary starts playing bongos and the officers rip their clothes off and are in grass skirts, and start dancing, but internal affairs arrive. - Incidental 118 (Orange): [while spinning around torches.] Oh no, it's internal affairs! ## S14 E305b — Sheldon SquarePants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14305b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E251a — Shell Games URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12251a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E61b — Shell of a Man URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0461b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[throws barrel away] You're alive! And, naked...” - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “Go ahead, lad, give em a punch.” - SpongeBob: “You want me to punch you in the stomach?” - SpongeBob: “[punches Mr. Krabs in the abs, but his arm breaks into little pieces] Wow, my entire arm disintegrated.” - SpongeBob: “Fire the torpedoes. [Iron Eye punches SpongeBob. He bounces around in the shell then comes up dizzy]” ## S6 E121b — Shell Shocked URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06121b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E147b — Shellback Shenanigans URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07147b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Gary beats up Plankton, while Mr. Krabs hears this, and he sees Plankton running out the door. - Mr. Krabs: “Plankton? [finds out Gary beat him out of the restaurant and has an idea. Bubbles change the scene. Gary is at the Krusty Krab door letting people in, then Plankton, in a fish costume, comes up to Gary]” ## S11 E232b — Shopping List URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11232b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Plankton: “Huh? Don't you run dry on me, baby! [punches the udder]” - Plankton's punching gets the fangtooth fish's attention. - Plankton: “[continues punching the udder] Come on! Flow already!” - Mr. Krabs come out and is completely beaten up. ## S1 E14a — Shrinking Stars URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0114a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “[has a futuristic gun on his head] Oh, I got something stuck to my melon.” ## S6 E117a — Shuffleboarding URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06117a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E66b — Sidekick Search URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0566b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Man Ray: “[surprised] Mermaid Man? [expression changes to anger] Impossible! [cut to Mermaid Man punching Man Ray. Text shows up on the screen saying "PUNCH!"]” ## S5 E89b — Sing a Song of Patrick URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0589b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Fred: “They beat them up but SpongeBob and Patrick play with instruments wildly.” ## S6 E122b — Single Cell Anniversary URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06122b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Karen holds Plankton up to an air duct which vacuums off his skin, leaving him looking like he normally does, except his color is pink and he's in his underwear. - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Plankton: “Oh, my computer wife, Karen.♪ [Karen gets a surprised and then makes a happy look on her face] ♪Put down those punch cards.” ## S14 E294a — Single-Celled Defense URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14294a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Shady salesman: “Of course. [opens coat, revealing some weapons] I always deliver. [hands a small ray gun to Plankton.]” - Plankton: “Hee-hee. [takes the gun] Eee! [hands over the bag, which the salesman takes with tweezers]” - Plankton: “[punching his fist, wearing brass knuckles] I can't promise I'll do the same.” - Plankton: “Oh, Krabsy? [punches door open] Hyah! I'm home!” - He beats up the three ninjas and throws them into Krabs' office, where they disappear in a cloud of smoke. ## S13 E286b — Sir Urchin and Snail Fail URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13286b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E53a — Sitcom Stars URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0453a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Cecil: “Rilla growls, then punches Cecil away] Whoa!” - Patrick: “[is on the kitchen table] Business meeting! [gets punched by Mr. Rilla] 401 K! [gets punched] Synergy! [gets punched, laughter]” ## S4 E64a — Skill Crane URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0464a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Gaptooth thug: “Just where do ya think you're goin', crane master?! [all workers surround Squidward, ready to beat him up]” ## S13 E278b — Slappy Daze URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13278b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Slappy then emerges from the web dressed up, exiting the bathroom and heading towards Nosferatu's coffin, holding a plate with blood in a glass and eggs. - Slappy: “[knocks on the coffin] Wakey-wakes, Master. The first blood of the day is the most important. [no one answers] Huh? Master?” ## S1 E15a — Sleepy Time URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0115a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[ties SpongeBob up with a rope tied to a plunger sticking out of a gun] You're fired! [Fires the gun, shooting the plunger and tossing SpongeBob with it]” ## S6 E105b — Slide Whistle Stooges URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06105b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Incidental 114: “Can I help you... [Incidental 24 punches Incidental 114 in the face]” ## S5 E88c — Slimy Dancing URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0588c.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E63b — Slumber Party Stars URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0463b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Cecil: “Thanks, hon. [voiceover] Without warning, a large silhouette emerged, bareth the shape of a horrifying, bloodsucking” - Cecil: “[puts a cowboy hat on Squidina, and everyone else puts on hats] On your mark, get set, hunt! [fires the confetti gun]” ## S15 E315a — Smartificial Intelligence URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15315a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E165b — Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08165b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E202b — Snail Mail URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09202b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Frail Fish: “[coughs and then punches his chest]” - SpongeBob punches his chest as if he believes that he is putting his hand on his heart. ## S10 E208a — Snooze You Lose URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10208a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Squidward punches SpongeBob with his eyes. - SpongeBob and Patrick fight Squidward inside his body. SpongeBob pulls Squidward's nose and bites his brain. Patrick punches Squidward inside. Squidward inhales and vomits SpongeBob and Patrick out of his body. - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Maestro Mackerel: “Yes, yes! Oh, bring us to [throws his clipboard away] ecstasy, maestro!” ## S14 E304 — Snow Yellow URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14304.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Snow Yellow: “[alive and naked] I'm ready!” - Drippy: “And naked. [flinches]” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Hans: “[narrating as Karen leaves the castle] So, Queen Karen snuck away to the Seven Jellies' hive, and-- [tries to turn the page but gets slapped away by Karen] Ow!” ## S3 E46a — Snowball Effect URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0346a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “He jumps up on his fort, takes a deep breath, and starts shooting snowballs at Patrick very fast, like a machine gun]” - Patrick: “A gun cocks and SpongeBob fires more snowballs and this time the snowballs get stuck in his mouth]” - Squidward: “no! [walks back outside] What are you doing? You're supposed to be [punches the right side of his head] knocking each other's brains out!” - Swearing — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “A gun cocks and SpongeBob fires more snowballs and this time the snowballs get stuck in his mouth]” ## S9 E199a — Sold! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09199a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E129a — Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07129a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Harold (a.k.a. Bill): Look it, a naked chipmunk! - SpongeBob: “Sandy, you're naked! And you don't have any clothes on!” - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Sandy punches the Sandy robot like a training dummy. - The Sandy robot is punched and knocked into the wall and slumps over. Sandy rolls up her pelt and Plankton and the formula flies out. Mr. Krabs catches the formula, Sandy catches Plankton. ## S13 E271a — Something Narwhal This Way Comes URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13271a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Narlene: “[shaves off all the wood to a toothpick. She passes the knife to Nobby]” - Nobby: “[shaves the wood log into a turkey] Ahh, Thanksgiving! [eats the turkey and passes the knife to SpongeBob]” ## S2 E22a — Something Smells URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0222a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E49 — Something Stupid This Way Comes URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0349.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Pat-gor: “[stabs the sandwich with an olive on a stick]” - Dr. Plankenstein: “[holding a knife on SpongeMonster's hand] I'll cut your crust off!” ## S13 E290a — Spatula of the Heavens URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13290a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E218a — Spin the Bottle URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11218a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob snatches the bottle as Mr. Krabs picks up the penny and puts it in his coin slot on his back. He turns around and is now in a bloodthirsty rage. - Mr. Krabs punches Patrick and grabs the bottle. ## S7 E142b — Sponge-Cano! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07142b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S16 E323 — SpongeBob and Patrick's Timeline Twist-Up URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16323.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Past SpongeBob: “And now, with the addition of two, count 'em, two, marshmallows. [cracks knuckles then spins his foot before being slapped by Cecil]” - Bunny: “[sees the spatula and gasps, slapping Past SpongeBob's hand away] SpongeBob!” - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - The episode special opens with SpongeBob and Patrick in a barrel floating on a lazy river. SpongeBob drinks his cocktail. - SpongeBob and Patrick clink their drinks and drink from their cocktails. SpongeBob's eyes open up as he notices they are heading straight for a waterfall. ## S12 E256a — SpongeBob in RandomLand URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12256a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E195a — SpongeBob LongPants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09195a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Driving instructor: “I was gonna fail you, and send you to jail, but because of those longpants, and all the blood rushing to my head, you passed! [hands SpongeBob his license]” ## S3 E60a — SpongeBob Meets the Strangler URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0360a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - SpongeBob Meets the Strangler - This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler" from season 3, which aired on October 11, 2004. - SpongeBob: “[standing in front of the punch clock, waiting for it to reach 8:00] Wait for it...” - Squidward: “Another day, another migraine. [laughs sheepishly at the audience, then punches in] Mi... [the scene pauses again]” - Officer Nancy: “Don't worry, SpongeBob. He won't be able to strangle you.” - SpongeBob: “I tattled on him, and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands!” - Strangler: “Perfect. That way no one can hear you being strangled-- I mean, uh, uh, protected. [laughs as the lights grow dim] Perfect. [laughs maniacally]” ## S13 E284b — SpongeBob on Parade URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13284b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “Well, that was another day wasted.” ## S17 E335b — SpongeBob SpareParts URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17335b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E111 — SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06111.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[Blood shoots out of the lagoon] Water spouts....” ## S16 E326a — SpongeBob TrashPants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16326a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[stabs a wrapper, gasps as he sees several more flying wrappers coming from Bubble Bass] A litterbugging Bubble Bass.” - SpongeBob: “[jabs the air] Yah! [twirls his stick again, which makes him spin in the air like a helicopter; whistles, then quickly tries to stab the trash again, which moves] Wha-cha!” - SpongeBob: “[normal voice] Okay, time to stab you!” ## S5 E88b — SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0588b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patchy: “He struggled and strained 'til his face turned dark blue. Then the lever moved forward and broke right in two! The gadget buckled and sparked; it cracked like a gun. So Squidward took off, yelling...” ## S9 E189 — SpongeBob You're Fired URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09189.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “The scene changes to SpongeBob powering up the Slice-O-Matic and splits himself into small naked SpongeBob's that jump into the sink full of soapy water, so they can wash the dishes.” - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “Hey! You can't talk to my friend like that! [Punches tiny Patrick in the face]” - Krabby Patty Man: “Stop! Unhand that sponge! [Jumps on Pizza Pete and punches him away. Takes Señor Taco and destroys his costume by gobbling it. Señor Taco runs away embarrassed.]” ## S12 E256b — SpongeBob's Bad Habit URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12256b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E254 — SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12254.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Rube: “Now remember, everyone, keep your arms and legs inside the bus at all times 'cause we are about to encounter a gaggle of nearly naked beach giraffes!” - SpongeBob and Patrick: “Nearly naked beach giraffes!” - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Plankton: “[holds up a ray gun] Have you ever tried to annihilate him?!” - Sandy: “Not yet. [punches the creepy man and stomps over to another section of the party]” - Suddenly, a masked man, who appears to be a reenactment of Plankton, comes in and points a ray gun in Carol's face. - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - The creepy man becomes so fat from eating the cake that he splits the table in half. ## S7 E134 — SpongeBob's Last Stand URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07134.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[angrily punches his claws together] C'mon lad, let's go give that Plankton a piece of our minds!” ## S10 E209a — SpongeBob's Place URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10209a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E272 — SpongeBob's Road to Christmas URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13272.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E757 — SpongeBob's Spookiest Scenes Countdown Special URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12757.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S14 E759 — SpongeBob's Super Bowl Party URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14759.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Please let Gary take your coat. Then allow me to offer you some hors d'oeuvres and a glass of punch.” ## S14 E295b — SpongeChovy URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14295b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E41b — SpongeGuard on Duty URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0341b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Larry: “Breathe, darn you! [starts to punch the fish in the stomach. The fish regurgitates "water" and a book]” ## S5 E99b — SpongeHenge URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0599b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E103a — Spongicus URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06103a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Squidward: “They've all taken their grand-guppies to see the guts and gore across the street.” - Plankton: “Enough dilly-dallying. Send out the blood sausages! [two muscular fish put a necklace of sausages on Patrick]” - SpongeBob: “Huh? [the lion eats the sausage that SpongeBob slapped out of Patrick's hand, then resumes to chase them again] That's it, Patrick!” ## S10 E212b — Sportz? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10212b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Squidward: “Ready... set... go! [fires the toy gun and chuckles]” - SpongeBob and Patrick appear brutally beaten up by Squidward's so-called games. ## S11 E217a — Spot Returns URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11217a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Plankton: “These are purebred amoebas, swine! [pulls out a ray gun and shots rapidly at Thaddeus as he runs; a lady walks out of the store] Take this puppy or I'll destroy you!” ## S5 E84a — Spy Buddies URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0584a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E11b — Squatch Swap URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0111b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E8b — Squeaky Boots URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/018b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - As SpongeBob is sleeping with his boots on, Mr. - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - He can do nothing but lie there with bloodshot eyes as the window makes squeaky noises all night, as if it is clapping at him. - Mr. Krabs: “[his eyes go bloodshot] I, uh... uh...” ## S9 E181b — Squid Baby URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09181b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E183b — Squid Defense URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09183b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “[laughs] How do you like them apples? Wah! [punches a crate at the man]” ## S11 E224a — Squid Noir URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11224a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Suburban Dad: “[throws actions figures] Take that! And that! [Mermaid Man punches them away] What? [he gets cornered to the edge] All right. You've got me cornered. But I won't give up without a fight!” - Bubble Bass: “Wait. Wait! Roll the dice. Did his punch land?” - Mermaid Man punches Suburban Dad. Suburban Dad falls but is grabbed by Mermaid Man. ## S2 E40a — Squid on Strike URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0240a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Squidward: “…He can't treat us like this anymore! [SpongeBob goes back to the door and Squidward's eyes become bloodshot.] He owes us for all the precious, irretrievable moments we've wasted in this trash heap.” - Squidward's eyes become bloodshot. ## S9 E191a — Squid Plus One URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09191a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Larry punches Squidward to the ground and walks off. Squidward pops his head out. ## S4 E79b — Squid Wood URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0479b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “…standing ovation! [points to Mini Squidward] You little wooden fiend! Stop stealing my life! [repeatedly punches, stomps on, and chomps on Mini Squidward before an agent shows up]” ## S2 E21b — Squid's Day Off URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0221b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “Thanks, Doc. [looks at the street and smiles until the nude and deranged Squidward runs past him]” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “He pops up, gasping a couple of times] He's heading back to the Krusty Krab! [jumps out of his bathtub and runs to the door] I'll beat him there!” ## S12 E248b — Squid's on a Bus URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12248b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E116a — Squid's Visit URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06116a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E292a — SquidBird URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13292a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Squidward is naked and covering himself. Bubble transition to a shot of Conch Street. SpongeBob is ringing a triangle on his roof. - Squidward: “Well, at least I'm not naked this time.” ## S4 E68b — SquidBob TentaclePants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0468b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E278a — Squidferatu URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13278a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[emerges reading something, gasps] Squidward, look! [holding up magazines] "Bleeder's Digest." "Bat Fancy." [holds up locked crate with shoe] "Blood of the Month Club." [blood squelches]” - Innkeeper: “[grabbing onto Squidward] Please, I beg you, [points to Nosferatu's castle] do not go to the castle! The master is a vampire! He means to suck your blood! [sobs on ground]” - Nosferatu rips open the mail bag SpongeBob is holding, revealing the bloody crate, which he picks up and swallows. He rubs his belly, burps, and gets red with embarrassment. - SpongeBob: “[clapping] Yay! [gets slapped by Squidward] Ow.” ## S3 E52 — Squidina's Holidaze Special URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0352.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Slappy is on stage, stabbing a model of Bikini Bottom with a trident. - Patrick: “[comes down in ropes from the rafters] Yeah, I may have done a few punch-ups on your script.” - Sandy: “You mean, [punches him in the face] breaking nose! How about some shadow boxing?” - Krabs dashes over and punches the ground, where Plankton barely escapes. - He gets punched by Hans, who has a box on his fist. Patrick is tied to a ball and chain, wearing a mining helmet, and mining rocks. ## S1 E5a — Squidina's Little Helper URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/015a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S14 E296b — Squidiot Box URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14296b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “[naked, covering himself in the jungle] Imagine, huh? All right. [straining, safari clothes appear on him] Oh, not bad. [stretches pants waist] A jungle [pulls out and twirls binoculars] safari could be fun.” - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - "Blood is Thicker Than Grease" - Box repairman: “They don't make those anymore! But I could give you a [points ahead] great deal on a [camera pans over to a beat up fort of cushions] cushion fort.” ## S8 E173a — Squiditis URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08173a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S15 E312a — Squidness Protection URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15312a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E75a — Squidtastic Voyage URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0475a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Squidward chokes himself. He punches Sandy, knocking her back. His hand starts freaking out. - Squidward touches his shoulder as the bell dings, and then he punches himself. ## S2 E26b — Squidville URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0226b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E133b — Squidward in Clarinetland URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07133b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - His bad breath punches Squidward, plugs his nose, and he is still happy. ## S1 E11b — Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0111b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E157a — Squidward's School for Grown-Ups URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08157a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Sea Urchin: “Hey! How's a sea urchin supposed to get any sleep with all these salty tears falling on him!?” ## S13 E269b — Squidward's Sick Daze URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13269b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S16 E320b — Squidward's Tough Break URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16320b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Reg punches him in the target shape on his chest. He goes to get the Cold Cadaver, then comes back wearing a hazmat suit. He sets the milkshake on the table with pliers. - Reg: “[picks up Crazy Legs] Way to go, Crazy Legs! [snaps his fingers, and two large muscular fish beat up the fish in between them, and give Crazy Legs his boots]” - Crazy Legs attempts to punch Rube, but he is too far away and ends up losing his balance. He grabs Rube, and he pulls down his hat which flings Rube far away into a dumpster. - Reg: “Wow, Crazy Legs, you took that guy out in one hit! You've earned your leather! [snaps his fingers, and the two fish beat up the same person and give Crazy Legs his leather jacket]” ## S3 E48b — Squilliam Returns URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0348b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “Gimme that hat! [shaking a coat rack with a hat on it] I said give it to me! Are you gonna hand it over or not? Don't you back-sass me! [jumps on the coat rack and starts punching it]” - …making Squilliam's experience the best he can, so he treats him like royalty doing all sorts of things: knife-and-forking the roast and feeding him each piece of roast, spraying cologne on his head, wiping his head… ## S11 E241a — Squirrel Jelly URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11241a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - SpongeBob and Patrick skip and laugh as they head to Jellyfish Fields. Sandy stands on a pile of beaten up pedestrians including Pearl, Squidward, Larry, and Mr. Krabs. - Sandy: “[lets them go and holds up a can of Frankenstein fish food] Ha! Frankenstein Fish Food! Ooh, this should be fun! [holds up a gun and shoots the can of Frankenstein fish food in the air]” - SpongeBob: “Hey, that is not how we do it! [gets stung and beaten up by the jelly-buzz saw] Carry on.” - SpongeBob: “[gets strangled and beaten up by the jelly-buzz saw] No...problem. [the jelly-buzz saw lets go of him] Oy.” - Sandy and the giant jellyfish monster throw punches and kicks at each other. ## S2 E31b — Squirrel Jokes URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0231b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E179b — Squirrel Record URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09179b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “You're right. She does need my help. I must stop this madness! It's all that book's fault! [punches his fist] The book is evil! The book must be destroyed!” ## S1 E9a — Squisery URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/019a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “[holding up three wieners] Cocktail wieners?” ## S1 E2a — Stair Wars URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/012a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Swearing — 1 moment(s) - Sun: “Cock-a-doodle-doo!” ## S5 E100b — Stanley S. SquarePants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/05100b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E34b — Star Cruise URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0234b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E42a — Star-Robics URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0342a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Squidina: “[grunts, cranks a metal jack-in-the-box with a boxing glove, which punches Patrick into the time closet] Wow. One of GrandPat's workout machines actually came in handy.” - He begins punching Squidasaurus Rex's nose, who eats him, Cave Patrick, and the ground below them. ## S4 E61b — Stare Wars URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0461b-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Patrick: “[punches a dummy boxer representing GrandPat with his eyes, dodging and weaving]” - Patrick uppercuts the dummy, punching off its head - GrandPat: “Outrageous! [punches chest] This ticker is as strong as a whale!” ## S12 E246b — Stormy Weather URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12246b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S15 E311b — Stuck in an Elevator URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15311b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “[runs to jail bars, his eyes become bloodshot, laughs insanely] Going up!” ## S7 E128b — Stuck in the Wringer URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07128b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E221b — Stuck on the Roof URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11221b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[sees Squidward clink both glasses of wine and drinks them both] Oh, no.” ## S15 E310b — Student Driver Survivor URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15310b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E24a — Stuntin' URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0124a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Squidina is holding a clipboard and pen and wearing a headset. Patrick comes in with metal impaled in his back and bloodshot eyes. - Bare Knuckles punches Patrick, and he lands against the corner. Squidina finally fixes her airhorn and blows it. - Bare Knuckles is rapidly punching Patrick. ## S16 E329b — Stupor-stition URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16329b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Ahoy Mr. Krabs, your morning come of tea coming right up! [stirs the tea inside the mug with a knife]” - Mr. Krabs: “[panics] Stir with a knife! You'll stir up strife! [tosses the tea mug away where tea spills on Squidward's eye when reading a magazine]” ## S6 E103b — Suction Cup Symphony URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06103b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E15b — Suds URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0115b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E2a — Sugar Squeeze URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/012a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E136b — Summer Job URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07136b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E106b — Sun Bleached URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06106b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E15b — Sun's Out, Fun's Out URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0115b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E176a — Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08176a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Man Ray: “Right, of course. [Holds up a laser gun and shoots the door.]” - Mermaid Man: “SpongeBob waves at him, but Mermaid Man starts to punch the air conditioner.] You old piece of junk!” - Man Ray: “I must have more! [Starts to pound on the table] Bring me more Krabby Patties! Bring more Krabby Patties! [Shoots the roof with a laser gun]” ## S1 E12b — Super Sitters URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0112b-3.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “[shoves SpongeBob to the ground] I'll save you, SpongeBob! [punches the dinosaur and his hand swells up] Argh! Ow! [hand throbs, he sucks on it]” - Mermaid Man: “Ebol! [punches it]” ## S2 E28a — Super Stars URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0228a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidina: “[beats up Granny Tentacles in a fight cloud, leaving her tied up in the rope] But first, let's get rid of this pesky hero.” ## S11 E236b — Surf N' Turf URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11236b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E29a — Survival of the Idiots URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0229a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E9b — Survivoring URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/019b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Blood comes down the screen as we see the campers again. - The sea monster from the movie shows behind them. Patrick, Squidina, and Cecil scream and run away. The monster destroys the shelter and roars. The text "THE END" appears written in blood. ## S12 E247a — Swamp Mates URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12247a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Bubble Bass: “Ha, [taunting with his butt] too slow, you cold-blooded clowns. [he gasps as he sees that the crocodiles are now in a boat heading towards them. He quickly pedals the log forward] Those crocs are catching up with us!” ## S3 E46b — Swaptoberfest URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0346b-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Gertruden beats up Scaley. Finley grins and takes out his shloimper-doink. cranking it. - GrandPat: “[narrating] He single-handedly defeated the entire Klopnodian army with nothing but his bare fist-- [punches the soldiers away]” ## S8 E158a — Sweet and Sour Squid URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08158a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E33b — Swimmin' Holed URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0233b-3.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Everyone tries to beat up Narlene and Nobby, and they both escape from the fighting cloud. ## S13 E291a — Swimming Fools URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13291a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E187b — Séance Shméance URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09187b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E2b — Tag, You're It URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/012b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Patrick's head is shown to contain a naked Patrick playing an organ. - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Craig punches Tall Tail's legs repeatedly. ## S14 E299a — Tango Tangle URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14299a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Plankton: “[getting up] Nobody is more aggressive than us. [a ray gun drops to the ground] They just have more practice. If only there was some way we could cheat [Karen sighs] and show them who's really the best.” - Karen: “Let's just go home, Sheldon. [picks up the ray gun] Here, this fell out of your pocket.” ## S2 E35b — Tattoo Hullabaloo URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0235b-3.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Skip: “[gets up] But how can I send it? [the blue thug punches into the thug's body, and a bottle tattoo can be seen on his arm] Message in a bottle.” - The old man gets disoriented after the green fish punches him in the face, and bashes his head into the bouncer who was laughing. - Jim: “Huh? [Bunny makes his hand punch her face to transfer the tattoo] Ah! [holds up a mirror to look at the tattoo] They play too rough! [runs away]” - The monsters chase after Skip again, and the flames set the thug's body on fire. Everyone is punching each other as the green fish tries to put out the fire. - Brown thug: “[repeatedly punching a black-eyed Fred, then screams as Bunny tosses him aside]” ## S1 E1c — Tea at the Treedome URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/011c.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - He jumps into its mouth and tries to strangle its tongue, but discovers that Sandy is holding the clam's mouth apart. - Sandy: “The bird punches him off and is quite angry.” ## S11 E222b — Teacher's Pests URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11222b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[sits comfortably at a desk when he suddenly jumps up from a pin stabbed into his butt.] Ohh!” ## S7 E127a — Tentacle-Vision URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07127a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E8 — Terror at 20,000 Leagues URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0108.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Quasar: “That's not your baby, Pat-Tron. That's a murder machine!” - Quasar nervously pushes the cup away with his knife. He eats the toast. ## S4 E65 — Terror on Tape URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0465.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Someone tries stabbing Cecil with a fork. A woman tries to bite Bunny. - A kid is swinging on a playground and gets eaten off-screen. Bloody text appears. ## S1 E18a — Texas URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0118a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Incidental 32 growls like a dog and punches SpongeBob]” ## S3 E50 — Thanks But No Thanksgiving URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0350.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E144a — That Sinking Feeling URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07144a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “[Having bloodshot eyes as he shrieks in rage.] Thank you?!” ## S4 E75b — That's No Lady URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0475b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Patrick rips off his disguise and reveals him naked. Everyone gasps in shock while Squidward's eyes shrink in horror. ## S7 E146a — The Abrasive Side URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07146a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E41a — The Algae's Always Greener URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0341a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Krabs lands behind Mr. Plankton, and casts a shadow in front of Alternate-Universe SpongeBob. Shows a Dutch-angle, low-angle shot of naked Krabs and Mr. Plankton is surprised. - Mr. Plankton: “[looking at Krabs] Good grief, he's naked! [a part of Krabs then glints]” ## S7 E135b — The Bad Guy Club for Villains URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07135b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Dirty Bubble: “…shown, A shot of the Jumbo Shrimp running is shown, A shot of Mermaid Man flying is shown, Mermaid Man Punches Jumbo Shrimp, he throws Mermaid Man to the wall]” - Man Ray: “[The Elastic Waistband does a pose] Good night, balloon boy! [Miss Appear appears and takes away man ray's gun]” - Miss Appear: “Professor Magma! Catch! [Professor Magma melts the gun]” - Patrick: “I can't watch! [His eyes come through his hands. The nuclear touch shows an arm coming out, and it punches Barnacle Boy right in the face]” ## S12 E243b — The Ballad of Filthy Muck URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12243b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - The scene pulls out to reveal that Patrick is naked after he dropped his towel. ## S5 E97b — The Battle of Bikini Bottom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0597b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[looks around and sees a knife and two onions] Careful, Patrick, I got a weapon! [throws two onions at Patrick's eyes]” ## S2 E28b — The Beardsman URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0228b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “SpongeBob, you don't sleep with a beard on. It'll get all wrinkly.” - They both notice that Paul Grunion is now sleeping with his butt in the air. ## S13 E274a — The Big Bad Bubble Bass URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13274a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E43b — The Bully URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0343b-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - Mrs. Puff: “[Flats has drawn pictures of SpongeBob being beat up; he yelps in horror] My!” - Harold: “So, you like kickin' butts, do ya?! Well, we'll show you, old man! [the fish start beating up Incidental 85 while SpongeBob hides in a garbage can]” - SpongeBob: “[Flats punches SpongeBob, but the fist harmlessly compresses his body] I said I'm ready.” - SpongeBob: “[chasing jellyfish, walking out of the bathroom, sleeping, and eating breakfast, while Flats is still punching him.” - Mrs. Puff: “Sorry I'm late, class, I... [gasps as she sees SpongeBob's fist and Flats on the ground] SpongeBob! I can't believe you beat up a new student! [zoom out of school] I'm going to kick your butt!” ## S3 E57b — The Camping Episode URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0357b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S6 E113b — The Card URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06113b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Voice: “Mermaid Man says... [a giant fist punches Barnacle Boy]” - Voice: “Mermaid Man says... [four fists punch four Barnacle Boys on the four cards]” ## S7 E139b — The Cent of Money URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07139b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “I'm not making up anything! [As Gary's bloodshot eyes go up and down in order] I know all about your little scheme! You're the one making up stories!” ## S1 E12a — The Chaperone URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0112a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Pearl: “[SpongeBob has a big list now] ...I want to drink punch with my friends and don't do that other thing you're always doing...” - Pearl: “SpongeBob, here come my friends. Uhh, go get me some punch!” ## S11 E217b — The Check-Up URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11217b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob walks back into the spa and Mr. Krabs is laying naked on the table. - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Squidward: “SpongeBob, you moron! Cold-blooded means your body is the same temperature as the water around it, not that you're actually cold!” - Behind the curtain, the nurse grabs SpongeBob as if she is going to strangle him. - SpongeBob: “Oh, no, Mr. Krabs! Getting a checkup is the best! The nurse poked me [pokes himself] and prodded me [prods himself] and jabbed me... [punches himself] and pulled me [stretches] and twisted me. [twists himself] And” ## S11 E216b — The Clam Whisperer URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11216b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick and SpongeBob punch their eyes up to look at the clam migration. A clam flies up above them. ## S6 E126 — The Clash of Triton URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06126.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - King Neptune: “[narrating] What was happening to my own flesh and blood? [he is seen sitting on the toilet] Over the next few millennia, my son grew not only in size, but in perplexing behavior.” ## S2 E32a — The Commode Episode URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0232a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E133a — The Curse of Bikini Bottom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07133a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E141a — The Curse of the Hex URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07141a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - The Golden Eel grabs and strangles Mr. Krabs with his tail. - Mr. Krabs: “I really don't have a choice. [the eel strangles Mr. Krabs tighter]” ## S4 E54a — The Dated Game URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0454a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - GrandPat: “[pulls Patrick's underwear over his head, leaves] I'd be delighted! So, baby, [Granny Tentacles puts her hand on his arm] you ever ride shotgun on a mobility scooter?” ## S14 E305a — The Dirty Bubble Bass URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14305a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E90b — The Donut of Shame URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0590b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “SpongeBob? Sponge- [notices SpongeBob sleeping with a donut in his hand] That's a good lookin' donut...” ## S1 E17a — The Drooling Fool URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0117a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E191b — The Executive Treatment URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09191b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “The executives punch in their tickets in the punch in/out clock.” - Patrick: “…before I've had my say! [Just as Patrick is about to finish, Incidental 118 and Policeman 2 appear and beat him with their bats.” ## S9 E196a — The Fish Bowl URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09196a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E284a — The Flower Plot URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13284a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Plankton: “Thanks, Sponge-Boob. You've given me the greatest gift I could ever ask for - just enough time to do this!” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Laser guns pop out of the Chum Bucket. ## S17 E337a — The Fry Cook and the Elves URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17337a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Nick and Knox hold a punch of Patties and put them on a Spatula designed as a catapult over a cup, and then Knack jumps on the Spatula sending the Patties to the grill to be cooked. - Knack: “Hi-ho, silverware! [rides a knife like a horse and cuts the lettuce as they fly to the patties. He then descends down holding a lettuce to the floor and whistles]” ## S2 E39b — The Fry Cook Games URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0239b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “He's gonna stab you in the back.” ## S3 E40a — The Fun Bucket URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0340a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Cecil: “Live, son! [punches Patrick] Live!” ## S10 E213a — The Getaway URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10213a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob and Sticky Fins crash into a skyscraper. A rich man is also hanging his laundry on the clothesline. SpongeBob and Sticky Fins fly into the clothesline, making the rich man naked. - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Sticky Fins punches the radio. ## S12 E259a — The Ghost of Plankton URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12259a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Plankton: “Okay, my turn! [gives the Flying Dutchman a friendly punch in the stomach] Shh. Someone's coming. [floats toward a mirror] Watch me scare this dummy real good.” ## S4 E80b — The Gift of Gum URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0480b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E291b — The Goobfather URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13291b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Goobfather: “That's just my day job. The Goobfather is my true identity. I control all the ice cream trade in this town, and I heard about your little [pulls down menu] fatty flips.” ## S8 E177a — The Good Krabby Name URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08177a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick punches SpongeBob ## S12 E258b — The Goofy Newbie URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12258b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - The manager is shocked at what Patrick did and his eyes become bloodshot. ## S8 E158b — The Googly Artiste URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08158b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E143 — The Great Patty Caper URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07143.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E55a — The Great Snail Race URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0355a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S16 E331a — The Green Tentacle URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16331a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E239a — The Grill is Gone URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11239a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Hat kid: “How's about... it's on? See you tomorrow morning at the top of Murder Hill. [leaves with the other kids]” - Thunder claps around the sign that reads, "Murder Hill." SpongeBob pulls the racing cart he and Mr. - The twins throw more marbles at Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs attempts to smash into the kids, but ends up getting his eyestalks grabbed and strangled by them. ## S12 E262b — The Hankering URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12262b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - The driver stops the taxi boat at a place that's located outside of Bikini Bottom, the Slop Pail. SpongeBob comes out from under the taxi and is completely beaten up. ## S16 E327a — The Haunted Bucket URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16327a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E57a — The Haunting of Flim-Flam House URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0457a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E7a — The Haunting of Star House URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/017a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - FlimFlam brother 2: “Huh? Wow. We're alive again. [gets up, corpse burns] Wow! We're alive again. We must've doube-died.” - Flying Dutchman: “Just [makes strangling gesture with fists] stangle your phone and give us a call at [pops out of TV] Get a Ghost Incorporated!” ## S1 E12a — The Ho! Ho! Horror! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0112a-3.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Santa and Mrs. Puff are now punching each other. Sandy appears outside, running with karate gear. She dodges a rock and a boat thrown in her direction. - Sandy: “Puff! [salutes] I'll give that giant jerk a giant smack! [jumps and climbs onto Santa, then is about to land a punch when she notices who it is] Huh?” - Swearing — 1 moment(s) - Santa: “[falls down and knocks over the lighthouse, gets up] Nobody cold cocks Kris Kringle!” ## S8 E154b — The Hot Shot URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08154b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S10 E212a — The Incredible Shrinking Sponge URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10212a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[notices he's naked] Oops.” ## S5 E95a — The Inmates of Summer URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0595a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Warden: “We see SpongeBob laying on a corpse]” ## S7 E129b — The Inside Job URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07129b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E17b — The Jelly Life URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0117b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E1 — The Jellyfish Kid URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0101.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Kevin C. Cucumber: “What is this? I feel wet. Is it blood? Am I bleeding?” ## S6 E109b — The Krabby Kronicle URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06109b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Steve: “Larry, hey, tough guy! Can I punch you in the gut?” - Larry: “Sure. Everybody does; it won't hurt me a bit. [Steve punches him, and SpongeBob takes a picture, then one of him putting his arms on his chest, then Larry laughs] Told ya it wouldn't hurt.” - Larry: “[reading] "Larry the Loser Gets Beaten Up by Pipsqueak"? [tries to explain to his teacher] But, but-but...” ## S8 E167a — The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08167a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S16 E322b — The Kreepy Krab URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/16322b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Slappy: “[rolls over a table with two cups and a blood bag] Time for Master to sleep tight and bite the bedbugs goodnight! [laughs] I brought your favorite bedtime tea, [pours him a cup of blood] blood orange! Hold the orange.” - Slappy and Nosferatu both laugh. Slappy loses his head, and it bounces into the table, knocking it over and creating a puddle of blood. Slappy's head reattaches, and Slappy slips into blood and slides down the hall. ## S12 E248a — The Krusty Bucket URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12248a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E90c — The Krusty Plate URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0590c.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E244a — The Krusty Slammer URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12244a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - The Tattletale Strangler is seen with facial cream and cucumbers on his eye lids. ## S5 E89a — The Krusty Sponge URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0589a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S17 E336a — The Lady in the Lighthouse URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17336a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Larry: “[throws punches at Old Man Walker and grunts continuously] Huh! Yeah! Huh!” - Old Man Walker: “I've never felt so alive! [gets punched]” - Larry: “Larry's happy to help! [throws punches at Old Man Walker] What sort of questions?” - Old Man Walker: “[gets punched and talks gibberish]” ## S11 E220 — The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11220.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Oh, scary...Hm...You know, what always scares me out of the room? It's when my mom takes out naked baby pictures. [laughs]” ## S1 E20a — The Lil' Patscals URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0120a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E62a — The Lost Mattress URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0462a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E141b — The Main Drain URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07141b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Krabs' eyes are bloodshot in fright] The drain plug.” ## S7 E148a — The Masterpiece URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07148a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Swearing — 1 moment(s) - Sea Chicken: “[on TV] Cock-a-doodle-yum! [squawks] Rise and shine! We're the best restaurant in the sea!” ## S7 E140a — The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07140a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S17 E333a — The Nerds URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17333a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Squidward: “[inhales, sighs] Time to make art. [begins painting before he is interrupted and punches a hole through the easel]” - The nerds all purchase the comic, even beating up the cashier. They begin reading the comic, which is just a bunch of abstract drawings of SpongeBob and Patrick. ## S11 E239b — The Night Patty URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11239b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S12 E243a — The Nitwitting URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12243a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E82a — The Original Fry Cook URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0582a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - He punches the wall and all of SpongeBob's pictures, as well as SpongeBob, fall off and break on the floor. Underneath is a giant photo of Jim ## S8 E153b — The Other Patty URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08153b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E16b — The Paper URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0116b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Now I'm... [jumps into the air out of his pants. He is now naked with a paper for a loincloth] SpongeBob JunglePants! [does Tarzan impression]” - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “The paper then pauses mid-flight to "shoot" a rubber duck in the tub as SpongeBob imitates a machine gun before it flies back out the window.” ## S3 E40b — The Patrick Show After Dark URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0340b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E27a — The Patrick Show Cashes In URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0227a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E21a — The Patrick Show Sells Out URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0121a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[winds up punch] Oh, yeah? Try my knuckle sandwich!” - Krabs squeezes Pat and prepares to punch him. - Pat sticks his tongue out at the chum. The stench punches him in the face, grabs his tongue, and pours itself on. It stretches back, and Pat swallows it. He grows muscles and a beard, and breaks free of Krabs' grib. - Pat punches Krabs away, causing an explosion. He comes down next to Plankton and burps. ## S1 E18a — The Patterfly Effect URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0118a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - "A Space Affair to Remember" - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick sits at the table with a fork and knife. ## S1 E23b — The Perfect Camper URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0123b-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Larry: “You got this, bro! [punches Craig]” - Craig: “Bro! [punches him]” ## S4 E79a — The Pink Purloiner URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0479a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E138a — The Play's the Thing URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07138a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Squidward: “At the Krusty Krab, his talent was wasted.” - Squidward: “(more choked up) Unfulfilled. In a word, his myriad of talents were, (sobs) wasted.” ## S1 E20b — The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0120b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S15 E309b — The Sandman Cometh URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15309b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - The screen zooms out to show that Patrick has beaten up Squidward ## S2 E35a — The Secret Box URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0235a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “I love my job at the Krusty Krab, I sleep with my shoes on, I like jelly on both sides of my toast, I've got an overdue library book, I think jellyfishing and bubble-blowing are the sea bee's knees...” - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “He then steps again, making a loud machine gun noise.” - Patrick: “…Box Bandit, and prepare for the most unpleasant pillow fight of your life! [readies his pillow like a gun, ready to attack him]” ## S9 E194b — The Sewers of Bikini Bottom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09194b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “[Crupski punches Mr. Krabs] Ow!” ## S4 E53b — The Show Must Go Yawn URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0453b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Cut back to Patrick, who is having his blood sucked by an unseen source. - Patrick: “[uses a realistic hand to punch his stomach to launch a deck of cards from his mouth] a card trick.” ## S6 E110a — The Slumber Party URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06110a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E32b — The Smoking Peanut URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0232b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Joe: “Easy, girl! It's me, Joe! Remember?” ## S6 E105a — The Splinter URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06105a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E59 — The Sponge Who Could Fly URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0359.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler" ## S17 E333b — The SquarePants Method URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17333b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Mr. Krabs: “Ooh! Uh, I don't... [but Howard Blandy comes in and gives him a case full of cash] Mind at all! In fact, allow me. [punches a hole through the wall with his fist]” - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Marlin Branzino: “[puts a patty on the grill] Some people say I've wasted my life that I wallowed in the pit of drudgery.” ## S2 E27b — The Star Games URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0227b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E23a — The Starry Awards URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0123a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E241b — The String URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11241b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - Squidward looks down and sees himself naked. - The customers look down, see themselves naked, and scream. ## S2 E38a — The Suit Suits You URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0238a-3.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - All: “[cheer as Sandy's old suit beats her chest]” - Sandy: “[as her new suit runs to her old suit] Whoa, whoa! [whimpers as the suits clash and start punching and kicking each other, then her old suit is knocked away, then they continue fighting]” - The new suit continues throwing punches at the old suit, then the new suit falls to the ground as it tries to swing at the old suit, which inflates and rises. ## S1 E21a — The Switch Glitch URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0121a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Karen: “[in thought] Woah! What the heck? [her eyes scan the mirror with blue beams] My mind must have switched with Patrick's mind from the lightning berries! [touches body] Flesh and blood and guts!” - Plankton: “Well, remember this! [punches SpongeBob in the face] Karen! Ooh, there she is! [jumps on the ground next to Patrick] Where the heck have you been? And where are those lightning berries I asked you for?” ## S1 E25a — The Taste of Defeat URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0125a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E76a — The Thing URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0476a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S5 E99a — The Two Faces of Squidward URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0599a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E166b — The Way of the Sponge URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08166b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Fuzzy Acorns: “[falls down on the floor, then follows SpongeBob into the kitchen] Now, I see you're a skilled opponent, with a cold-blooded heart of a warrior!” - Fuzzy Acorns is brutally injured and beaten up from his "match" with SpongeBob, which is, ironically, his well-deserved punishment for hatefully… ## S9 E204b — The Whole Tooth URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09204b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E30a — The Wrath of Shmandor URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0230a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E150b — The Wreck of the Mauna Loa URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07150b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E4 — The Yard Sale URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0104.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - GrandPat: “[takes out lollipop] Here's a booby prize, you boob! [shoves it in his face]” - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - The audience cheers. A father talks to his son, who is wearing a Moronicus mask and punching gloves. - Kid: “[punches him, cheers] Yeah!” - Moronicus pulls his arms out and punches the oldie-o twice, triggering lunchtime again. ## S2 E30b — There Goes the Neighborhood URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0230b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E273b — There Will Be Grease URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13273b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S11 E218b — There's a Sponge in My Soup URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11218b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E39a — Time to Eat URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0239a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E9a — To Dad and Back URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/019a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Hungry: “I'm hungry! [punches Confused]” - Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s) - Rube: “Oh, don't worry. That's just bile. Bile breaks down fat and fatty acids.” ## S5 E87a — To Love a Patty URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0587a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E27b — To Pop a Bubble URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0227b-3.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Larry: “[stabs two bubbles with the javelin]” - Squidward: “[stabs four bubbles with his clarinet] Ha!” - Patrick: “…then appears behind Bubble Buddy] I snuck up on that sneaky bubble, and when the time was right, [strangles Bubble Buddy] I jumped him!” ## S5 E95b — To Save a Squirrel URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0595b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “SpongeBob's eyes are bloodshot, his clothes are ragged, and he has a 5 o'clock shadow.” - Patrick: “Oops, I forgot the bath beads! [takes out a carrot and knife, then cuts up the carrot, which is placed into the water]” ## S6 E116b — To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06116b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[Squidward punches himself] Oh, dear!” ## S2 E36a — Too Many Patricks URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0236a-2.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Pat the Hapless: “[points at kids, who react in shock] I will tell you kids of the bloodiest and most glorious [shot of him flexing] battle that I ever survived! [lightning strikes]” - Pat the Hapless: “[swings again, spilling candy on kids] My bloodlust is unquenched!” - Patrick: “[Pat the Hapless keeps getting punched] You know what's better than testing mattresses?” - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Yellow old man: “You stink! You wasted what little life I have left!” ## S6 E120b — Toy Store of Doom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06120b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E174a — Treats! URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08174a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E142a — Trenchbillies URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07142a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S10 E211b — Trident Trouble URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10211b.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - The Kraken continues roaring. King Neptune fights against the monster with his trident. He creates a lightning fist and punches the Kraken to make it go very far away. - Tomato #1: [with a knife and a cleaver] Let's do this! - The mother Kraken punches King Neptune far out into the distance. The scene changes to Patrick eating an ice cream cone just as SpongeBob arrives. ## S6 E123 — Truth or Square URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/06123.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patchy: “[Slapping Robbin Williams' hand out of the way] Oh, Mr. Williams, that's not for you.” - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - Patchy: “A shrimp cocktail.” - Patchy is finishing the shrimp cocktail. ## S7 E149b — Tunnel of Glove URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07149b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S9 E190b — Tutor Sauce URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09190b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E55b — TV or Not TV URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0455b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E994 — Twas the Night Before Spongemas URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13994.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “He jumps up on his fort, takes a deep breath, and starts shooting snowballs at Patrick very fast, like a machine gun]” - Patrick: “A gun cocks and SpongeBob fires more snowballs and this time the snowballs get stuck in his mouth]” - Swearing — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “A gun cocks and SpongeBob fires more snowballs and this time the snowballs get stuck in his mouth]” ## S4 E56a — Two Pests in a Teapot URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0456a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Patrick: “[as his blood is being sucked by Kissy] Oh, look, Kissy! [wheezing] The Patrick Show is on.” - Patrick: “[punches the bed's pillows, then hits it with a mallet] No, still too lumpy.” - Patrick: “[punches a hole in the wall] ...could be stuck...” ## S9 E197b — Two Thumbs Down URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09197b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E32b — Tying the Klop-Knot URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0232b-3.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “Or else I'll punch you in-- [Cyberpat punches him]” ## S3 E54 — Ugh URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0354.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Patar squeezes Squog so tightly, that the veins in his arms pop out, and Squog is slightly strangled. - Squog: “[gets strangled even harder] Eeek!” - Patar smiles and punches himself in the face a couple times. ## S2 E33a — Un-Breaking and De-Entering URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0233a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E15a — Uncredible Journey URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0115a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E269a — Under the Small Top URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13269a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S15 E308b — Unidentified Flailing Octopus URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15308b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S10 E206a — Unreal Estate URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10206a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “Not the face! [gets punched by Gary's eye stalk]” ## S13 E275b — Upturn Girls URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13275b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E60b — Upturn's Downturn URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0460b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S15 E308a — UpWard URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15308a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E16a — Valentine's Day URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0116a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E64a — Visiting Vikings URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0464a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - GrandPat laughs nervously as he pulls the spork from the Viking's butt. As he attempts to walk off, the Viking grabs him and repeatedly punches him off-screen. GrandPat crawls back to SpongeBob and Patrick, now squashed. - GrandPat is getting punched, flicked, smacked with a hammer, wedgied, smacked with a paddle, chopped with a sword, hit by a mace, smashed between two shields. ## S5 E83b — Waiting URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0583b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “[drops to his knees] That stupid toy! I wasted my whole life waiting for it!” ## S1 E18b — Walking Small URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0118b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S8 E160b — Walking the Plankton URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/08160b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Plankton: “I don't care anymore! Formula or no formula, I'm taking you down! [takes out a knife to cut the rope attached to Mr. Krabs]” ## S13 E280b — Wallhalla URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13280b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S15 E313a — Wary Gary URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15313a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Swearing — 1 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “Time for a snail hunt! [cocks his jellyfish net, then happily skips off singing]” ## S14 E295a — We ♥ Hoops URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/14295a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S13 E279a — Welcome to Binary Bottom URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13279a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - PlankBot: “Thanks, Karen, my flesh and blood wife. Don't worry, I'll get him. [growls]” ## S7 E140b — Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07140b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E34a — Welcome to the Chum Bucket URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0234a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - His eyes are now bloodshot. ## S3 E50a — Wet Painters URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0350a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - SpongeBob: “He blows off the steam from the dryer like smoke from a gun] Yeah.” - Patrick: “Meanwhile, SpongeBob is beating up the dollar, but Patrick takes the hits] Oof!” ## S4 E71a — Whale of a Birthday URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0471a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “It is dishwater. [the girls cough out the punch]” ## S11 E233a — Whale Watching URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/11233a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E7a — What About Meep? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/017a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S17 E339b — What Ever Happened to Baby Prunes? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/17339b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Announcer: “[Offscreen] Please welcome, the newest, cutest little girl ever. Hey, who are you? How did you get in here? [Baby Prunes punches the announcer off-screen]” - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “Yeah, so much wasted candies!” ## S5 E98 — What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0598.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Squidward: “[holding the mallet with bloodshot eyes while panting heavily like a deranged maniac] [realizes what he has done] Oops.” - Perch Perkins: “[gets punched aside by Gaptooth thug again]” ## S9 E193b — What's Eating Patrick? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09193b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E148b — Whelk Attack URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07148b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Sandy: “Yes! [jumps in the air] I need to get a sample of their slime! If I can analyze it, [buffs her muscles and punches twice] I may be able to deduce...hi-yah!” ## S1 E25a — Which Witch is Which? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0125a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S10 E205a — Whirly Brains URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/10205a.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s) - He gets up and frantically runs around, naked. - Squidward, who is still naked, runs past Shady Shoals Resting Home. - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - Patrick: “Get ready, get set, punch it!” - The kid's whirly brain laughs as he is beating them. - SpongeBob: “Yes! We're gonna beat him, Patrick! We're gonna win!” ## S12 E263a — Who R Zoo? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/12263a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - Squidward: “…a darn second, I- [before he can rant, a bubble goat appears and eats his clothes; he sees himself mostly naked with his underpants on and freaks out; he runs over to the bubble rhino enclosure and gets his nose…” ## S1 E7b — Who's a Big Boy? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/017b-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Patrick: “[watermelon piece on head, imitates SpongeBob weakly] I smashed all of it. [punches himself in the face with SpongeBob toy, then laughs]” - Patrick: “Uh? [a green fist punches him and leaves a green glow on his face as it exits, then gets dizzy with radioactive symbols circling over his head] The 1940s were boring.” ## S15 E318a — Who's Afraid of Mr. Snippers? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15318a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E36a — Who's Complaining? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0236a-3.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S3 E42b — Who's the Dummy Now? URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0342b-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Cecil: “We must find a way to remove our left hands from the stranglehold of these silly simian ventriloquist dummies.” ## S15 E311a — Wiener Takes All URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/15311a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E74b — Wigstruck URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0474b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E11a — Wise Kraken URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0111a-2.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E72b — Wishing You Well URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0472b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E25a — Wormy URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0225a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S1 E11a — X Marks the Pot URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0111a-3.html Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 8+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - He tosses it to the other man, who punches Man Ray like pizza dough, then tosses it back to the other man, who tosses Man Ray high into the air, who lands in a pizza box that gets closed. - Cecil: “[punching in front of him]” - Cecil: “Sorry, but I need to [punching air] practice my shadow boxing! I start my new job as a [turns muscular] jelly-weight prizefighter... [chuckles, goes back to normal and continues punching] yesterday. [spins around]” - Man Ray: “Well, I do have the reflexes of a supervillai-- [dodges a punch from Cecil] er, a super photographer!” ## S13 E283b — Yellow Pavement URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13283b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - Squidward now has his arm and head in a cast, with a blood drip hooked to his arm. His feet are bandaged. SpongeBob sits in the passenger seat. - A large trucker steps out of his truck and grabs Squidward, then winds up to punch him. ## S9 E188b — Yeti Krabs URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/09188b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E149a — You Don't Know Sponge URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07149a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - Patrick: “Aw, man! Pulling out the big guns. Color. Color.” ## S13 E279b — You're Going to Pay...Phone URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/13279b.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S2 E21a — Your Shoe's Untied URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0221a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S7 E132a — Yours, Mine and Mine URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/07132a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: nothing flagged. ## S4 E59a — Zoo U URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/spongebob/0459a.html Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 6+) Watch for: - Violence & injury — 1 moment(s) - GrandPat: “[coughs up soot and a pickax, which he stabs the seat with] Ooh, my old toothpick.”