# The Office — parent guide (186 episodes)

Source: https://watchwiththekids.com/the-office.html
Scoring: violence, sex and language each 1–5; overall = the highest of the three.
Buckets: 67 all clear (1–2), 71 gray area (3), 48 hard pass (4–5).

## S1 E1 — Pilot
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0101.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: A documentary crew arrives at Dundler Mifflin to observe the workplace. Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture while facing potential downsizing.
Watch for:
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Because downsizing is a bitch.”

## S1 E2 — Diversity Day
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0102.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Corporate sends in a consultant after Michael attempts to imitate a Chris Rock routine. Michael ends up staging his own Diversity Day event.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “You know what? Here's what we're going to do. Why don't we go around and everybody... everybody say a race that you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. Go.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Jim: “…and that one call ends up being 25% of my commission for the whole year, so I buy a mini bottle of champagne, celebrate a little.”
- Racism & slurs — 2 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “Basically, there are two types of black people and black people are actually more racist because they hate the other type of black people.”
  - Michael: “Abraham Lincoln once said that, "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North." And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.”

## S1 E3 — Health Care
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0103.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Dwight ends up in charge of picking a new health care plan.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Dwight: “Number one, inverted penis.”

## S1 E4 — The Alliance
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0104.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: With Dwight worried about downsizing, Jim agrees to an alliance; Michael tries to increase moral be throwing a birthday party for Meredith.
Watch for:
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “You know what? If I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. 'Cause this is way, way too good.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Son of a bitch. That is impressive.”
  - Michael: “You looked freaked, man. We said "Surprise." You were, like, "What?" "What the hell's goin' on here?" Good cake. Why don't you have some?”
  - Roy: “[yelling] What the hell is this? What are you trying to cop a feel or something? Huh Halpert?”

## S1 E5 — Basketball
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0105.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael challenges the warehouse staff to a basketball game versus the office staff.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Pam: “My fiance has plans for us this Saturday. So I really hope that Dwight doesn't make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him? I'm kidding, kidding. Totally kidding.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Phyllis: “I have a sports bra.”
  - Michael: “Shoot, shoot it. [Roy hits Jim in the mouth with his elbow] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Foul! Naked aggression! Oh, that is... You all right Jim? Suck it up.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “And so we're going to have to have some people come in on the weekend, and I know nobody's gonna want to do it and I know everybody's gonna complain and bitch and I don't want to have to deal with that.”
  - Michael: “[Jim pushes Roy to the ground and makes another shot] Yes! Roy: What the hell man? Jim: Take it easy. Roy: No, you take it easy.”
  - Michael: “This is a damn shame, but we're like a family here and that just, that won't fly.”

## S1 E6 — Hot Girl
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0106.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Several male staff members vie for the attention of an attractive purse sales woman.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - “Dwight: Sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin. Straight teeth. Curly hair. Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “All right girls break it up, you're being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse.”
  - Dwight: “Cocks in the henhouse.”
  - Michael: “Don't say cocks. Oh, what is your name, my fair lass?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the eighties before everybody knew how bad cocaine was.”

## S2 E1 — The Dundies
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0201.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael hosts the annual Dundies awards.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Pam: “Oh good, I'm just in time for Ping. Jim: Yeah. Michael: [doing impression] Oh, dat wir be fwar. Ah, me so horny. Michael: Right? You know wat I'm talking 'bout.”
  - Michael: “[singing to music] "Hidy ho, you sexy thang.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “And I was about to take her bra off...”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Neighbor's hanged himself due to lack of recognition.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “It'll be fine, I just...wish people were going to be drunk.”
  - Pam: “[to an off camera waiter and still clutching Jim's beer] Can I get a drink?”
  - Jim: “Pam: What? Jim: I don't know, what? Jim: Oh my God! You are so drunk!”

## S2 E2 — Sexual Harassment
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0202.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael's continual sending of explicit e-mail forwards forces Dunder Mifflin to review it's sexual harassment policy; Pam's mom makes a visit to the office.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 6 moment(s)
  - Phyllis: “All relationships? Eh, even a one-night stand?”
  - Dwight: “So the monkey does the sex thing right here! [monkey noises in background]”
  - Michael: “Hey, send me that link to the monkey sex video.”
  - Toby: “The full story is that Randall resigned because of sexual harassment. So Corporate asked me to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy.”
  - Michael: “Corporate would like us to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy so I'll go over that later.”
  - Michael: “Stanley, how about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl's outfit? I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Dwight: “What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Todd Packer: “[makes laser gun noises]”
  - Michael: “Time to bring out the big guns.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Todd Packer: “I said it. And then, suddenly, for no reason, this bimbo blows the whistle on the whole thing just to be a bitch.”
  - Todd Packer: “Don't ever let this little bitch drive you around town.”
  - Ryan: “You a big William Hung fan? Todd Packer: Why does everyone ask me that? Who the hell is that?”

## S2 E3 — Office Olympics
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0203.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: With Michael and Dwight out of the house, Jim organizes an office Olympics.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60 acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin, Mose. We sell beets to local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm. Sometimes teenagers use it for sex.”

## S2 E4 — The Fire
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0204.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: A fire starts in the office kitchen.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan. 'Cause he is going to own his own business.”
  - Dwight: “Because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster thing.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Hello, Mr. Egghead! Woop! So... oh, Stanley Kaplan! I know him. 'M' is for Murder, 'P' is for...”
  - Michael: “[to Ryan] [makes clicking noises like shooting a gun] Hey!”

## S2 E5 — Halloween
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0205.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael has to fire someone on Halloween.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Last Halloween I came as Janet Jackson's boob.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Pam: “He's a gun nut. Jim: Um. He sticks to his guns.”
  - Jim: “I'm a three hole punch version of Jim. 'Cause you can have me either way. Plain White Jim, or Three-hole Punch.”
  - Dwight: “Wait, what are you again? Oh, right... Three-hole PUNCH! [punches Jim in the chest and cracks up laughing]”

## S2 E6 — The Fight
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0206.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael challenges Dwight to a fight at his martial arts studio.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 9 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “[to Kevin, who he is teaching to fight] Take this pen and stab me with it.”
  - Michael: “Oh, I could beat up Dwight. That's ridiculous. I could murder him.”
  - Jim: “Ok. Michael? Could you beat up Michael?”
  - Michael: “So? I've beaten up black belts.”
  - Michael: “And that's when it is nice to let them know that you can beat them up.”
  - Jim: “Just have Dwight punch you.”
  - Dwight: “Ok, I'll punch you.”
  - Dwight: “Ok, fine. Tit for tit. Give it your best shot. Two punches. Go!”
  - Michael: “Look, if we were in a bar right now, there would be two punches: me punching you and you hitting the floor.”

## S2 E7 — The Client
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0207.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Jan helps Michael with an important pitch for a client; The staff discovers a screenplay in Michael's office.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “She is a strong, soft, thoughtful, sexy woman.”
  - Michael: “I know we have to register as a consensual sexual relationship with HR.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “This is none of your affair because she is your boss”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Michael Scarn takes out a nine-millimeter gun and shoots the”
  - Christian: “You said "World, this is my blood! It's red, just like yours. So love me!"”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “[under his breath] Kiss ass. Ok, probably going to go late tonight. Burning the midnight tequila. So, I think you could all just take off now.”

## S2 E8 — Performance Review
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0208.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael uses each employee's performance review to discuss his relationship with Jan.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 5 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “I heard they made out and had sex.”
  - Dwight: “"Don't sleep with your boss"? Do you think this is referring to you boning Jan?”
  - Dwight: “Numerous health benefits, strengthens your back, better performance in sports, more enjoyable sex.”
  - Jim: “You're not having sex.”
  - Michael: “Well, you're wearing it at the office. And [smells Jan] it, I'm sorry, but no offense, but it's really sexy.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “No, I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! I never go out on a Thursday night; what the hell was I thinking?”

## S2 E9 — E-mail Surveillance
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0209.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: The office staff finds out that Michael has set up e-mail surveillance.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Think about this; what is the most exciting thing that can happen, on TV, or in movies, or in real life? Somebody has a gun. [gasps] That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it, you just can't.”
  - Improv Teacher: “No, it wasn't. No more guns.”
  - Improv Teacher: “No. No. Michael, I want you to give me all the guns you have.”
  - Bill: “He told me he couldn't show it to me, but he has a gun.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Jim: “I've got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didn't invite Michael.”
  - Jim: “We do have wine in the kitchen, and, uh, there is beer available on the porch and despite what you might think, it's not all for Meredith and Kelly, so please enjoy.”
  - Angela: “Jesus drank wine.”

## S2 E10 — Christmas Party
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0210.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: At the office Christmas party, Michael changes secret santa into a gift exchange.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “[shooting paintball gun at target] Take that, Saddam!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Like booze ever killed anybody.”
  - Liquor Store Clerk: “It comes to $166.41. Michael: All right, now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered? Liquor Store Clerk: Fifteen bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it. Michael: Cool, cool. Box it up.”
  - Michael: “This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.”
  - Michael: “Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything.”

## S2 E11 — Booze Cruise
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0211.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael takes the staff on a booze cruise.
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Well, no. But... okay, don't spoil it for everybody, all right? But we are going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack.”
  - Michael: “It is now time to unveil the destination of this year's retreat. We are going on a harbor cruise of Lake Wallenpaupack. It's a booze cruise!”
  - Dwight: “[singing] What do you do with a drunken sailor?”

## S2 E12 — The Injury
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0212.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 10+)
Summary: Michael accidentally burns his foot on his George Foreman Grill, but insists on coming to work anyway. When none of his employees, except for Dwight , help him, Michael feels under-appreciated. Meanwhile, Dwight starts acting strangely nice to everyone, especially Pam.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “No, I don't want some aspirin, yeah I'm a little fussy. Aspirin's not gonna do a damn thing. I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot.”
  - Michael: “Uh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins.”
  - Michael: “Shotgun! Jim: You don't think you should sit in the back with Dwight?”
  - Michael: “The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear.”

## S2 E13 — The Secret
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0213.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Jim is forced into spending time with Michael so that he will not reveal Jim's feelings for Pam. Meanwhile, Oscar takes a "sick day" and Dwight investigates whether he is actually sick.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Why do I like Hooters? Well I will give you two reasons, the boobs and the hot wings.”
  - Michael: “Is it her boobs, or...”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Prostitute something.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “And the lead character, Shila, is framed for murder.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Yeah. On the booze cruise I told Michael about some feelings I used to have for Pam. I had just broken up with Katy and had a couple drinks. And I confided in the world's worst confidant.”
  - Jim: “Remember that thing I told you on the booze cruise about Pam? That... was... personal so if we can just keep that between you and me. That would be great.”

## S2 E14 — The Carpet
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0214.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: A disgusting "thing" – implied to be human feces – is left in Michael's office, and he tries to discover who did it. While his carpet is being replaced, he uses Jim's desk, forcing him to move away from Pam into the annex.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Creed: “[after Michael punches him in the arm] What did you hit me for? Michael: Charley horse! Creed: What? Michael: Charley horse! Creed: You shouldn't have hit me, Michael. Michael: Oh, okay. Gah.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Kelly: “[to Jim] Oh, long-term, definitely. Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together... but don't tell him that, okay? Just tell him I'm, like, up for anything. I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows?”

## S2 E15 — Boys and Girls
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0215.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: When Jan comes to the office for a women in the office session, Michael stages a men's only session.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Is it good to be back. Yeah. I mean I love the guy stuff but to run an office you need men and women. You know why? Because you need to have that crazy sexual tension to keep things interesting.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - “Dwight & Roy: [at the same time] Guns.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Hey. Um... look guys, I'm sorry. Sometimes Jan can be such a bitch. All the Men: Generalized mumbling agreement. Yeah. Michael: Hey, watch it, watch it. We have a relationship.”
  - Darryl: “My job sucks compared to this.”
  - Kevin: “That sucks so much.”
  - Dwight: “What the hell was that movie called?”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Angela: “And, apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.”

## S2 E16 — Valentine's Day
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0216.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael has a big meeting in New York with Jan and the companies new CEO; Pam deals with all the Valentine's Day deliveries hoping Roy will remember to send her something.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Kelly: “Nothing. Oh except, oh my God Jim. Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally hooked up. It was awesome.”
  - Ryan: “[anguished] I hooked up with her on February 13th.”
  - Roy: “Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home and you are gonna get the best sex of you life.”
  - David Wallace: “Well I don't need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss...”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Michael: “You have been kicked out of every strip club in Albany, is that true?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Josh: “You know Dan Gore from Buffalo.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Craig: “She ain't my boss dude. I don't work for that bitch.”

## S2 E17 — Dwight's Speech
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0217.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Dwight has to make a big speech when he is named Salesmen of the Year.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “It's a joke, Dwight. It's not a Sex Ed class.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Dwight: “Saleswoman has a vagina.”
  - Michael: “Yeah, you're right about the difference between a man and a woman, but not about the punch line to the joke, right? [stand up comic voice] The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman... is boobs!”
  - Kevin: “It's like Club Med, but everything is naked.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “[bangs fists] Blood alone moves the wheels of history!”

## S2 E18 — Take Your Daughter to Work Day
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0218.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 10+)
Summary: Staff members bring their children to work.
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S2 E19 — Michael's Birthday
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0219.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael's birthday coincides with Kevin awaiting the news to see if he has skin cancer.
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S2 E20 — Drug Testing
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0220.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: After Dwight finds a joint in the office park, he goes overboard with an investigation.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Okay, you know what, Toby? Pam, can you take this down? [Pam throws her hands up to indicate she has no notepad] In addition to Toby's urine being tested, I would like to test his blood and his hair.”
  - Pam: “Wow! He really pulled out the big guns. Fake crying. Did not expect that.”
  - Dwight: “Thank you, Michael. Very nice. Great. [To Hank] Can I have a gun?”
  - Hank: “No, I don't have a gun.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “This year more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.”
  - Dwight: “Let's go over some of the symptoms of marijuana use, shall we? You tell me who this sounds like: slow moving, inattentive, dull, constantly snacking, shows a lack of motivation. Kevin: [nods] Hey...”
  - Dwight: “Do you know what this is? [pushing a photo toward her] Phyllis: Yes, it's marijuana. Dwight: How do you know that? Phyllis: It's labeled. Dwight: [grabs pictures back and looks at it] Dammit.”
  - Stanley: “No, I don't. I have a glass of red wine with dinner about once a week. For the antioxidants.”

## S2 E21 — Conflict Resolution
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0221.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael's attempt to resolve conflict resolution in the office just leads to more conflict.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “You are accused of making sexually suggestive remarks to Angela that made her feel uncomfortable.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “This is so much more offensive to me than hardcore porno.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “[reading] "This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder.”
  - Dwight: “Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag.”

## S2 E22 — Casino Night
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0222.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: The office holds a casino night for charity in the warehouse.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Jan: “Why did I hook up with Michael?”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Angela: “We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves, and donate that money to charity?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Jan: “Carol: Can I get a red wine?”
  - Ryan: “One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can. Jim: So, that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly?”

## S3 E1 — Gay Witch Hunt
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0301.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael finds out that Oscar is gay after Oscar files a complaint when Michael uses a homosexual slur.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Jan: “You know, it's amazing to me that in this day and age, you could be so obtuse about sexual orientation.”
  - Michael: “So they could go out there and have some torrid unabashed monkey sex as much as they could.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Pam: “Michael, Dwight's looking at gay pornography on his computer. Dwight: Uh, Michael knows Pam. He asked me to do this just for him. He has his own reasons.”
  - Michael: “[looking at gay porn] Nothing wrong with this stuff.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “I think Angela might be gay. Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair? Maybe! Is that what this is about?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Jim: “...I think we're just drunk.”
  - Michael: “Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime.”
  - Andy: “I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the acappella group, "Here Comes Treble."”
- Homophobic jokes — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “We're all homos!”

## S3 E2 — The Convention
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0302.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael and Dwight go to a convention that Jim is also attending; Pam goes on her first date after her engagement.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Ryan: “All right. Three pairs of pants. Three pairs of socks. Three packs of condoms. Michael: Yesh. Ryan: Uh, fun jeans. Michael: Right there. Ah. Angela: Sign. Michael: Per diem.”
  - Kelly: “Well, remember, no matter how much you may want to, do not sleep with him on the first date. It gives him all the power.”
  - Michael: “Sleep with who? Whom, whom... whom?”
  - Josh: “We should probably head on down and hook up with Jan.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Dwight got a hooker!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “What are those stains? Dwight: Blood, urine, or semen.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Creed: “Angela: That town is full of history! Creed: Andrea's the office bitch.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “It is a booze-fueled sex romp, where anything goes.”
  - Michael: “Hey, first guest! You are going to have some tequila, my friend.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Angela: “In the Martin family, we like to say, "Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly." That's code for "check out the slut." What is... why are there flies in here?”

## S3 E3 — The Coup
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0303.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: After Jan discovers Michael has been having "movie Monday's", Angela encourages Dwight to make a move for Michael's job.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Phyllis: “Kelly: It's so sexy.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “And Dwight, is like a monkey, that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick.”
  - Josh: “We just need a strategy, ok? We're going to set up a trap in the gun room. All right Jim, are you using the MP-40 or the 44?”
  - Jim: “Um, sniper rifle?”
  - Karen: “[her players gun is pointed directly at Jim's player's head] Any... last words? No?”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, Jan's been bitching out on him. Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also weak arms.”
  - Michael: “You can get up. Get up. [Dwight gets up with spit hanging from his lips] And you can hug it out, bitch. [Dwight and Michael have a firm embrace]”
  - Michael: “Hug it out, bitch.”

## S3 E4 — Grief Counseling
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0304.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael organizes grief counseling sessions following the death of his old boss, Ed Truck.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “can you imagine how much blood there was?”
  - Michael: “and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Creed: “He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down Route 6. He slides under an 18 wheeler. Pop. It snaps right off.”

## S3 E5 — Initiation
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0305.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Dwight initiates Ryan into his new job as a salesmen at Dunder Mifflin; Pam is tasked with keeping track of everything Michael does during the day by Jan.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “I worked. And then I went home to my condo. And Carol came over. And then we had sex. Is that what you want to hear?”
  - Michael: “Never ever, ever sleep with your boss. I am so lucky that Jan and I only got to second base.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “What is the true cause of Robert Mifflin's suicide?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “[Dwight chokes as Ryan downs a beer in one drink] Temp! Temp! Temp! Temp! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Yes! Just think, that temp agency could have sent you anywhere. Ryan: I think about that all the time.”

## S3 E6 — Diwali
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0306.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Kelly invites the office staff to a Diwali celebration.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Phyllis: “Meredith: Do you want to make Appletini's and watch 'Sex and the City' at my place?”
  - Andy: “Sexual tension filled type of deal.”
  - Michael: “And another thing about the Indian people... they love sex positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that. Who's seen that before?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Jim: “I'm a drunk driver.”

## S3 E7 — Branch Closing
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0307.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Jan gives Michael the news that the Scranton branch is closing.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “What's the plan? Michael: Go to New York, confront the CFO, show him he's making a mistake... save the branch. Dwight: Can I drive? Michael: No... way. Dwight: Shotgun! Michael: No. There's no one else. Dwight: Still.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Kelly: “If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, I will kill myself. Like Romeo and Juliet, the Claire Danes one.”

## S3 E8 — The Merger
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0308.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Jim and other members of the Stamford branch have their first day at Scranton.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Hannah: “[using breast pump] Take a picture. It'll last longer. Ryan: I'm sorry. It's just, it's a little distracting. Creed: Ditto that, my brother.”
  - Hannah: “Look what's on his computer. Michael: What is that? A squid's eye or... Hannah: It's my left breast. Michael: How did you... Creed: Right place at the right time.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Hannah: “Angela: Maybe that's because some people treat it like their own private Hooters strip club.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “Hey, champagne.”

## S3 E9 — The Convict
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0309.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: The office discovers than one of the new Stamford people is a former convict.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “[over phone] I am so horny.”
  - Jim: “Hold on, let me think about that, yes, that'll work. But can you sing in a sexy high falsetto voice?”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “And you know where milk comes from! Breasts.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIIIGHT!! In prison you are somebody's bitch.”
  - Michael: “have jumped to conclusions can redeem themselves! Nobody is nobody's bitch.”
- Racism & slurs — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Kuhhhh... you are such a racist.”
  - Kevin: “Wait, why am I a racist?”

## S3 E10 — A Benihana Christmas
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0310.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael gets dumped by Carol; Pam and Karen start a rival party planning committee. Michael gets dumped by Carol; Karen and Pam start a rival party planning committee.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “[to Pam] So can you watch this? I'm gonna get my carving knife out of the trunk.”
  - Dwight: “Looks like you've got a little Nakiri knife action going there.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - Michael: “And not that you didn't want to try them. Some wine may have helped. Do you know what I'm referring to?”
  - Angela: “[Pam puts up another flyer] What is that? [Reads flyer] The "Committee to Plan Parties invites you to a margarita-karaoke Christmas?" There's no such thing as the "Committee to Plan Parties."”
  - Kelly: “[pointing] Hey, a margarita-karaoke Christmas party, that sounds like fun.”
  - Phyllis: “You should, you should put out salt for the rims [referring to margaritas] Pam: That's a great idea.”
  - Pam: “We have vodka!”
  - Michael: “'Cause I'm drunk, I can't even find her.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Yeah... well, it's been hard, they're wearing the exact same uniform. And I've been drinking. And you know how all waitresses look alike.”

## S3 E11 — Back From Vacation
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0311.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 10+)
Summary: Michael returns from his vacation and accidentally sends a picture of Jan sunbathing to everyone in the office.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Dwight, you know what, just back up, okay, that's making me uncomfortable. This is sexual harassment, by the way. Oh my God! He's got a knife!”
  - Dwight: “I do not have a knife!”

## S3 E12 — Traveling Salesmen
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0312.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Dwight does a favor for Angela that puts him in hot water with Michael; The sales team heads out on partner sales calls.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Harvey: “Me so horny. Me love you long tim.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - “Harvey: Boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Caught an eighty-pound shark off of Montauk. It's in the Hamptons. My dad's got a 42-ft Bayliner. Sniped it with a rifle from the crow's nest. Also shot a deer once.”

## S3 E13 — The Return
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0313.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Oscar returns to work; Dwight gets a job at Staples.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “[punches a hole in the wall] That...”
  - Michael: “Get out! [beats up pinata]”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Gonna go home. Get my beer on. Get my "Lost" on. What are you doing later, wanna hang out?”

## S3 E14 — Ben Franklin
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0314.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 5/5, language 1/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: The ladies of the office throw a bridal shower for Phyllis; Michael tries to throw a rival bachelor party for Bob.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “[Pokes Ryan with a sex toy.] Gotcha, oh! [Phone rings.] Yes?”
  - Michael: “I'm in the, I'm in the sex shop.”
  - Michael: “And you think that'd be sexy?”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Number eight, learn how to take off a woman's bra. Pam: What? Michael: We will demonstrate on Pam. Pam: No. No. [Leaves] Michael: Come on.”
  - Michael: “[Dwight is wearing a bra] You just twist your hand until something breaks. Dwight: Ow. Michael: Well you get the picture. Thanks Pam.”
  - Ben Franklin: “Hold the door please! Michael: Oh. Ben Franklin: Thank you. Michael: Oh. Hello! Ben Franklin: Hello! Michael: You wearing a thong? Ben Franklin: What?”
  - Michael: “Hello ladies. Who here is a history buff? Who's a fan of buff naked? Without further ado, the one, the only, the sexy Mr. Benjamin Franklin.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 6 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Todd Packer: “And what kind of stripper did you get?”
  - Michael: “I did not order a stripper.”
  - Michael: “Co-ed naked strippers in this office.”
  - Michael: “Okay. We are off. Ryan and I are going to go get some supplies and I need you to handle hiring the strippers. Jim: Absolutely not. Dwight: I'm on it. Michael: Well get on it. And make it happen.”
  - Jim: “Michael referred me to a male strip club called Banana Slings. Instead, I called the Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “What if he's a murderer?”
  - Michael: “He's not going to be a murderer.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Pam: “I think that's champagne.”
  - Angela: “[Spits champagne back into her glass]”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Elizabeth: “Oh my God, I would get so fat if I worked here. Pam: Yeah? I lose my appetite all the time. Elizabeth: You could strip you know. Pam: Thanks.”

## S3 E15 — Phyllis' Wedding
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0315.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael tries to expand his role at Phyllis' wedding; Pam realizes that Phyllis stole all of her ideas from her canceled wedding to Roy.
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “The Shrutes have their own traditions. We usually marry standing in our own graves. Makes the funerals very romantic, but the weddings are a bleak affair.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Kelly: “If I was you, I would just like freak out and get really drunk and then tell someone I was pregnant.”

## S3 E16 — Business School
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0316.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael is a guest speaker at Ryan's business school class; A bat gets lose in the office; Pam has an art show that she invites the entire office too.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “And he actually hooked up with one of the students.”
  - Michael: “Al-Qaeda, global warming, sex predators...”

## S3 E17 — Cocktails
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0317.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: David Wallace hosts a party at his host which Michael, Jan, Dwight, Jim and Karen attend; The rest of the office staff go out for Happy Hour.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Do you ever watch Battlestar Galactica? Dan Gore: No. Dwight: No? Then you are an idiot.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Pam: “[looks at beers] Oh. [Starts to walk away, turns around] No. Actually, one of these is supposed to be a lite. Bartender: Oh, sorry.”
  - Dwight: “The chimney is in decent shape. Not great. I found some termite damage in a crawl space and some structural flaws in the foundation so all in all, it was a pretty fun cocktail party.”

## S3 E18 — The Negotiation
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0318.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Dwight saves Jim when Roy shows up at the office planning to hit him for kissing Pam; Darryl asks Michael for a raise which leads to Michael asking for a raise from Jan.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “[softly] Sex, Steve Martin, Terri Hatcher.”
  - Michael: “No. You gonna play it like this? You give me a good raise, or no more sex. [Toby begins to write] [to Toby] What are you writing, perv-ball?”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Kelly: “Okay, well the next time that you get scared, that you think a murderer's in your apartment in the middle of the night...”
  - Michael: “Why don't you just take that pen and stab me in the heart.”
  - Oscar: “And I look over and Roy's by reception and you could just tell he's gonna punch somebody.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Hey, I'd rather kill myself.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Ok, if you don't want a gift, at least let me buy you a beer, or lunch or something.”

## S3 E19 — Safety Training
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0319.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: The office staff undergoes safety training; Andy returns from anger management training.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “It's complicated with Jan. And I don't know where I stand, or what I want. The sex isn't nearly as good as it used to be.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “[cut to shot of Andy punching a hole in the wall] But after five weeks in Anger Management, I'm back.”
  - Dwight: “It's like slapping someone with silence.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Working in an office can lead to depression. Which can lead to suicide. I mean this is really serious stuff.”
  - Michael: “I--- I--- Nobody commits suicide because they work with a baler, and yet those guys are makin' fun of me, calling me a Nerf, that...”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - Lonny: “Yeah, that dim light is a bitch, ain't it?”
  - Kevin: “[mouths] Damn...”
  - Lonny: “What the hell is wrong with this man?”
  - Michael: “BINGO! WHOA WHOA WHOA! Oh... crap. Deactivate the car alarm. Clean up the mess.”
  - Creed: “Michael: Damn it.”
- Slut-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Dwight, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32 thousand people commit suicide every year! According to a 2004 study!”
  - Dwight: “Dwight: Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out? Michael: Dwight, you ignorant slut.”

## S3 E20 — Product Recall
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0320.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: The office staff deal with a breach in quality control when an obscene water mark ends up their paper.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Cartoon characters having sex?”
  - Dwight: “I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doin' a goat, couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.”
  - Dwight: “Yeah, that's cause I'm... you're boyfriend, Jim Halpert. Hey, Karen, wanna get t-together later and have sexual intercourse cause you're my girlfriend?”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “[scoffs] Pfft. You don't teach it well enough. One of your students is a bitch.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Hand me that water. I always say "Beer me." Gets a laugh like a quarter of the time. So how's what's-her-name?”
  - Andy: “Your call, dude. My girlfriend made an awesome mix. Beer me that disc.”

## S3 E21 — Women's Appreciation
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0321.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 5/5, language 2/5, overall 5/5 (Heavy — skip for under 16)
Summary: After Phyllis is flashed in the parking lot, Michael arranges a women's appreciation day.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Ryan: “Nothing - I think, uh, we all kinda thought you guys were just, like, hooking up.”
  - Michael: “Jan says anything that doesn't scare us is not worth doing. I don't know. Maybe we're different people. I like cuddling and spooning and she likes videotaping us during sex.”
  - Michael: “I'm happy sometimes. Um... when we scrapbook or right towards the end of having sex.”
  - Pam: “I'm kind of in-between boyfriends right now. So I don't need anything sexy. But I do need some new hand towels. I figure I can cut up this robe.”
- Nudity & bodies — 7 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Michael: “Uh-huh. Prove it. Let's see your penis. [everyone is shocked] [exhales]I... you know, as that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong.”
  - Michael: “Dwight: Due to a recent incident involving Phyllis, a man, a map, and his penis - I think you know what I'm referring to - Michael has authorized me to form an emergency anti-flashing task force.”
  - Michael: “If Pam wants to show more cleavage, she should be able to.”
  - Michael: “Cons. Wears too much makeup. Breasts: not anything to write home about. Insecure about body. I'm unhappy when I'm with her. Flat-chested.”
  - Michael: “And they like a woman to be showing her cleavage and to be wearing 8-inch heels, and to be wearing, um, see-through underpants.”
  - Michael: “Some panties or...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Jan: “You know whatever. Just let my assistant know if you're coming over so he can get more vodka, OK? Hunter, are you on?”

## S3 E22 — Beach Games
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0322.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: The office attends beach day which Michael uses to try and determine who would replace him if he gets a job at corporate.
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S3 E23 — The Job
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0323.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael, Jim and Karen interview for a job at corporate; Michael appoints Dwight as regional manager.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “You got a haircut. It's sexy, hot.”
  - Michael: “Yes. And I am very excited about the prospect of working under her... or on top of her. [laughs] Mm, that's not sexual, just... we're all professionals.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “Yes. She has bigger breasts, too.”
  - Michael: “[walks back into office with Jan] Okay. [clears throat] Jan, we need to talk. [Jan turns revealing that she has had her breasts enlarged]”
  - Michael: “No. No, no, no, no. I'll tell you this, it is not because of the boob job. Excuse me, boob enhancement. That would be shallow. And this is the opposite of shallow. This is... emotionally magnificent.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “I love fake boobs. Often times, you find them on strippers.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Pam: “You know? I shot him down, and then he did the same to me, and...”
  - Jim: “[Karen punches buttons on an ATM] Yeah, we went to the Spotted Pig for dinner.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - Karen: “Pam is... kind of a bitch.”
  - Jan: “You son of a bitch!”
  - Dwight: “I am gonna be your new boss. [laughs] It's my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time is now. Check out time is never.”
  - Dwight: “Sorry, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.”
  - Dwight: “[Andy and Dwight arm-wrestle, Andy is about to win] Time! No, you failed. Andy: Damn it! Dwight: This interview is over. I'll let you know.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “Everyone was so drunk, I bet no one even remembers what you said.”
  - Dwight: “Michael wasted an enormous amount of the group's time and patience with non-work related ethnic celebrations and parades of soft-minded dogoodedness.”

## S4 E1 — Fun Run
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0401.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael accidentally runs over Meredith in the parking lot which results in Michael arranging a 5K fun run for her.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “Are you kidding me, Pam and Jim are totally hooking up.”
  - Pam: “A celebrity sex tape.”
- Nudity & bodies — 7 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Andy: “[in bathroom] I'm petrified of nipple chafing.”
  - Andy: “Oh God! My nipples, it's starting.”
  - Andy: “[runs into the back of Kevin] Ah, God watch the nipples, Kevin. Kevin: Back off me.”
  - Michael: “You've just seen my penis.”
  - Pam: “On average, how many hours a day do you spend naked in your office? Just ballpark.”
  - Michael: “European offices are naked all the time.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Pam: “Man what a day huh? How could it get any worse? Her computer crashes with the porn, and then Meredith with the accident, and then...”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “But did you see the way they looked at me? Like I was a murderer or something.”
  - Angela: “Angela: There's bad blood, jealousies, cliques.”
  - Michael: “Yaaaaaay, Pam! Alright, since I am the boss I will drive as well. Who wants shotgun?”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Angela: “Mix one capsule of omega fatty acid in with her kidney medicine, um...”

## S4 E2 — Dunder Mifflin Infinity
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0402.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael is resistant to the new ideas the Ryan brings to the company; Jim and Pam's relationship is exposed to the entire office. Michael sets out to win clients back the old fashion way.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Phyllis: “You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week, OK?”
  - Michael: “I don't want to grow weird sperm in case we ever want to have kids.”
  - Dwight: “No no no, look, it means go up to the right, bare right, over the bridge and hook up with 307.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Robert Dunder: “And then Mifflin, of course he killed himself later... Uh, but I knew Mifflin through the Rotary Club.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Ryan: “Michael, I know exactly how much time and man power are wasted in this branch.”

## S4 E3 — Launch Party
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0403.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: The Dunder Mifflin website launches; Dwight gets into a paper selling war with the new website. Michael is upset when he realizes he wasn't invited to attend the actual launch party in New York; Andy pursues Angela.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Alright. I'm ready to go and I'm callin' shotgun.”
  - Dwight: “Shut up, or I'm going to punch you in the throat!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Pizza guy: “Yeah, I know that guy. He's that farmer that grows really crappy weed.”
  - Angela: “Beer, lite beer, streamers, orchids. Better lighting?”

## S4 E4 — Money
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0404.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael takes a second job as supporting Jan is draining his finances; Jim and Pam stay at Dwight's farm. Oscar helps Michael with his finances; Andy continues to pursue Angela.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Darryl: “It's like she only wants to hook up when Ryan comes around. It's gotten to the point where I get excited every time I see that little dude walk through the door.”
  - Dwight: “In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents.”
  - Kelly: “Okay. [makes out with Darryl]”
  - Michael: “What'cha talking about? [camera pans to each face in the break room] Okay, I know what's going on. You're talking about Jim and Pam, if they're having sex, what it looks like, I know, I think”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Jan: It's kind of painful and my nipples are over-sensitive now.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “I don't have a second job. Maybe I'm having an affair with Suzanne Summers.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Hmmm, I'd say 1 in 6. Pam: What? Jim: Oh, I thought you asked me what our chances were in being murdered here tonight.”
  - Dwight: “Trip Advisor is the life blood of the Agrotourism industry. A couple of bad reviews there, you might as well close up shop. That's what took down the Stalk Inn. One of the cutest little asparagus farms you'll ever see.”
  - Michael: “You know, he's just a normal New York City cop, who gets his feet cut, and gets beat up.”
  - Andy: “Yeah, and I punched a hole in a wall.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Stanley: “[on the phone] When I'm at home at night in my own house in my sweats drinking some red wine watching my mystery stories, the last thing in the whole God forsaken world I want to hear is the voice of Michael Scott.”
  - Co-Worker 2: “Yeah, so we're all gonna go out for a beer. Do you wanna come?”
  - Jan: “You drive, I had too much wine.”
  - Jim: “Are you a cocktail waitress?”

## S4 E5 — Local Ad
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0405.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael believes he can make a better TV ad than the professionals Dunder Mifflin sent.
Watch for:
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Yeah, I'm glad you called. Ryan is being a little bitch again.”
  - Michael: “That's what Nassau came up with? That sucks! [chuckles] Whoa.”
  - Michael: “You are damn creative.”
  - Jim: “Pam is staying late tonight to uh, achieve her dreams. So I'm pretty proud of her, unfortunately she was my ride home. Meredith: You comin'? Jim: I, ah... Meredith: Piss or get off the pot!”

## S4 E6 — Branch Wars
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0406.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael and Dwight set out to pull a prank on Utica when they find out that Karen is trying to steal Stanley.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “Besides having sex with men, I would say that the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me.”
  - Michael: “So, why did you and Karen break up? Was it the sex?”
  - Pam: “I think it's interesting how Forster uses Italy to represent sexuality and passion.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Dwight: “I think I cut my penis on the lid!”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Yes they did, oh yes they did, and we are going to murder it. You, me, Dwight are going to jump into my PT Cruiser, and we're going to crush this sale. We're going to prove, what the hell is that music?”
  - Dwight: “And if we have to defend ourselves, I will stab the security guy in the eye with the jumbo chalk.”

## S4 E7 — Survivor Man
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0407.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael sets out to survivor in the wilderness after Ryan doesn't invite him on a retreat; Jim is put in charge of the office while Michael is going and he attempts to change the birthday party policy.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “[screams] Wish I could have gone with Ryan on that cool retreat! Jan has plastic boobs!”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Oh, can't go today, 'cause I'm donating blood.”
  - Michael: “How often can you actually donate blood?”
  - Michael: “Roll of duct tape and a knife.”
  - Dwight: “Here's your knife. Here's your duct tape.”
  - Dwight: “Nothing to worry about. Just using the scope. Safety is... [clicks rifle into safety mode] on.”

## S4 E8 — The Deposition
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0408.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael tries to play both sides when he has to give a deposition for Jan's lawsuit against Dunder Mifflin.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Lester: “I had sex with my boss.”
  - Michael: “Alright, alright. This is the way I see it. Yes, I had sex with Jan, and yes, I did consider Jan to be my girlfriend. However, Jan clearly didn't consider me to be her boyfriend. So her actions are completely rightful.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “So, here's the deal. Um, I am on my way to New York to be deposed as part of Jan's wrongful termination law suit. The company fired her for having the courage to augment her boobs.”
  - Lester: “You don't need to go any further. Her breasts.”
  - Lester: “She thought it had something to do with her recent breast enhancement surgery?”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Lester: “Aren't we trying to determine whether Michael or Jan were engaged in a romantic affair? Not Michael and this Ryan person.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Kelly: “Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet.”

## S4 E9 — Dinner Party
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0409.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael traps Pam and Jim, Angela and Andy into a dinner party with him and Jan.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “You people. [to Michael] Come on. You're sleeping with me.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Michael, what time should I be arriving? Michael: Dwight, it's couples only. And besides, I only have six wine glasses, so it will be me and Jan, and Pam and Jim, and Angela and Andy. Andy: Hey-o!”
  - Pam: “We got you this. [gives a bottle of wine]”
  - Jan: “It was between the neon beer sign and the Dundies so I said "Honey keep the trophies."”
  - Michael: “Ok... alright... here we go. [takes down huge painting behind his seat and puts up a neon beer sign] There. [plugs it in] Oooookay.”

## S4 E10 — Chair Model
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0410.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael becomes obsessed with a model in a chair catalog; Kevin and Andy set out to reclaim the office's parking spaces.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Yeah. Yeah, and you can't see her whole body. Down here, she's got a boob job. Just... she was just crazy smart and really manipulative and I don't know.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Oh, OK, Well I'm looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. I'm a man... of intensity, of, of cool and youth and, and passionately. God...[walks away back to his office]”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “She's dead? [Dwight makes knife slitting noise] She's so young.”
  - Dwight: “I guess you could say she died of blunt force trauma and blood loss. She got in a car accident and plowed into the side of an airplane hanger.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “She was stoned apparently.”
  - Michael: “We had lots of kids...drinking whiskey and rye, oh why'd you have to go off and die?”

## S4 E11 — Night Out
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0411.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael and Dwight head to New York to party with Ryan; Jim gets the office to work late to avoid coming in on Saturday and they get locked in the parking lot.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Would you have sex with Meredith?”
  - Ryan: “Yes, the social networking feature of the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators.”
  - Dwight: “[laughs] With sex!”
  - Michael: “This place is like sexy pre-school.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “We crave beauty, like a piece of fine art by any number of renowned artists, or an arty photograph of Cindy Crawford nude...”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “One of my friends is getting beaten up by some girls.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Kelly: “If I'd have created a website with as many problems, I'd kill myself.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Hank: “[drives up to parking lot to notice all the office cars are gone] Son of a bitch.”
  - Hank: “[on phone] Stop calling me so I can put on my damn socks!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Stanley: “If I'm not in my bath with a glass of red wine in an hour, you're both dead.”
  - Ryan: “With vodka, you're the best.”

## S4 E12 — Did I Stutter?
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0412.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael has to deal with Stanley's open insubordination at a meeting.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “My wife likes to talk after sex, so she called me from a hotel room, and said, "I don't respect you!" Ahh, thoughtless.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “I knew it. Okay, who we talking about here? Crips? Bloods?”

## S4 E13 — Job Fair
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0413.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael, Pam, Darryl and Oscar attend a job fair; Jim, Kevin and Andy play a round of golf with a perspective client.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Today I'm heading over to the job fair at Valley View High School, to find some new interns. Want to get some fresh blood. Um, euthanize this place.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Creed: Say, we're gonna ditch this bitch.”
  - Michael: “This isn't Dunder Mifflin paper. Some sort of Pendleton crap.”
  - Michael: “All of these jobs? Suck. I would rather live jobless, on a beach somewhere, off the money from a large inheritance, than to have to work in any one of these crap-holes. They suck.”
  - Woman on mic: “Anybody? Show of hands? Damn...”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “[trying to pick up a beer bottle with blistered hands, struggles trying to take a drink as everyone watches.]”
  - Pam: “[clink of beer bottles] Beers?”

## S4 E14 — Goodbye Toby
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0414.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael becomes infatuated with the woman replacing Toby; Jim plan to propose to Pam is upstaged by Andy; Michael gets a surprise from Jan.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 6 moment(s)
  - Jan: “I went to a sperm bank.”
  - Michael: “W-I don't understand. You always used to be very cautious... I'd wear two condoms.”
  - Michael: “You'd rather have somebody else's sperm than my sperm?”
  - Pam: “Oh my goodness, you sound sexy.”
  - Michael: “Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, actu-too soon. It's uh, it's uh, very sexual. [cell phone rings] Sorry. Kevin. [answers] Kevin, where are you? You missed my song, buddy.”
  - Michael: “My whole life, I have known two things: I love sex, and I want to have kids. And I always thought that those two things would go hand in hand, but now, I think it might be one or the other.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “You cheated on me... when I specifically asked you not to?”
  - Jan: “...Not to. No, I did not. I did not cheat on you. I did not.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “I have done things like um, "Beers in Heaven."”
  - Holly: “Someday I would love to hear "Beers in Heaven."”

## S5 E1 — Weight Loss
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0501.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: The office staff goes to extremes when they participate in a weight loss contest run by corporate.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Wait a second. [removes condom from wallet, throws it to Jim] I don't want you to end up with a surprise pregnancy like me.”
  - Michael: “What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went -- I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Not that guy who murdered his mother. He was not so handsome. Also Kevin.”
  - Dwight: “Shotgun weddings.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Cryogenics. Beer me five.”
  - Oscar: “So how was your date? Holly: Eight point five. I got a red wine stain on my favorite shirt. But he's cute, right? Michael: [groans painfully] Holly: What's wrong? Michael: [struggling to speak] Mmm--- mmm... Um...”
- Fat-shaming — 4 moment(s)
  - Andy: “I'm excited to lose weight for the wedding, because I really want to have washboard abs the first time Angela sees me naked.”
  - Holly: “As was clearly stated in the official starting---" Michael: [in a fat suit, speaking in his Michael Clump voice] Ohhhh!”
  - Michael: “Just like this unappealing fat suit.”
  - Michael: “their idea, yes, was to urge you to lose weight, but more importantly what this whole thing is about, this contest is really about being healthy.”

## S5 E2 — Business Ethics
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0502.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Holly has to run an ethics meeting which leads to Meredith revealing an unethical situation.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “[raises hand] She's not a virgin, you know.”
  - Ryan: “Anyone see Survivor season six? [Dwight raises his hand] Anyone know Joanna on that show? [Dwight nods] In New York City, I hooked up with a girl who looked exactly like that.”
  - Meredith: “Well for the past six years I have been sleeping with him in exchange for discounts on our supplies and Outback Steakhouse gift certificates.”
  - Michael: “Mmhmm, tell her she can't have sex for six months.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “No, it's more of a underwear garment that has little spikes like made of, sometimes they are made of metal.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Meredith, why don't you tell Holly... it's not what she thinks. Nothing unethical happened... and that you just like to sleep around.”

## S5 E3 — Baby Shower
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0503.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael insists the office throw Jan a baby shower even though he is not the father of her baby.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Jim: “[drawing two family trees on a whiteboard] Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor.”
  - Phyllis: “Oscar: Why do we have to pay money to get a gift for his ex-girlfriend's unborn sperm bank baby?”
  - Jim: “The song is about losing your virginity next to a church, and guess what - she's been singing for the last twenty minutes!”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Stanley: “I have swollen ankles, I'm constantly hungry - do you think my nipples don't get sore too?”

## S5 E4 — Crime Aid
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0504.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael arranges for a fundraiser when the office is burglarized.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “In my opinion, the third date is traditionally the one where... you have sex. Does Holly feel that way? I don't know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having sex with me I'll know for sure.”
  - Holly: “Are we, do you think? Do you think we're going to have sex tonight?”
  - Holly: “I didn't forget my keys, I just didn't want to make out with you in front of the cameras. Do you think they can hear us?”
  - Michael: “So much for sex without consequences.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Phyllis: “You're making a knife with a knife?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Pam: “[on phone] I'm not drunk.”
  - Michael: “Very good, Um, so, Darryl, and the boys in the hood in the warehouse, have graciously donated to, uh, go out for a beer with them right now.”

## S5 E5 — Employee Transfer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0505.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: After corporate finds out about Michael and Holly's relationship, they transfer Holly back to New Hampshire.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Kelly: “Oh, I'm Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “My blood runs Big Red.”

## S5 E6 — Customer Survey
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0506.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Jim and Dwight are surprised by their low customer survey scores.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Hey, sport. Dwight: I heard someone got engaged, you dog, huh? [punches Michael's shoulder] Michael: Ow! God! Dwight: Oh, nothing can hurt you now. You're a man in love!”
  - Andy: “[punches button] Speakerphone!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Alex: “It's Pam. Uh, I came to kidnap you. There's free wine and cheese at the Chuck Close retrospective. Let's go.”

## S5 E7 — Business Trip
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0507.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Andy and Oscar accompany Michael on a business trip to Canada; Pam gets bad news about her art class.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Andy: “And she has the softest skin I've ever seen and I can't wait to have sex with her.”
  - Oscar: “You haven't had sex?”
  - Andy: “I wanna take you to sex school.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Michael: I am ashamed at your naked face.”
  - Dwight: “No, no, no, no, no. You want to wear that puppy right up on the breastbone like a bra. [demonstrates]”
  - Michael: “No, I don't want to wear a bra.”
  - Andy: “Those two dudes are as good as naked.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Did you know that in Morocco it is common to exchange a small gift when meeting somebody for the first time? In Japan you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “For Madame et monsieur. [hands Michael and Marie a glass of wine]”
  - Angela: “Are you drunk?”

## S5 E8 — Frame Toby
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0508.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael attempts to frame Toby when he returns to the office; Jim surprises Pam by purchasing his parents house.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Ryan: “Let's be adults about this. Let's have sex one more time. And if you have any extra cash, that would be amazing.”
  - Dwight: “Okay, fireable offenses include: workplace violence and sexual harassment.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Oh, oooh his mistress. No. I'm kidding. No one would ever cheat on you; you are the complete package, Pam.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Michael: “She thinks she can go off to college and be happy and then, the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of her friends.”
  - Michael: “Those are real cops, real guns. I wonder what's going on. [follows them]”
  - Michael: “Do you want to do that? You want to hit me, you want to punch me?”
  - Kelly: “Punch him, Toby!”
  - Dwight: “Gahh, dammit! [punches file cabinet] Come on!”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Son of a bitch.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “No. Uh, I wanted--- I wanted to buy some weed? Some...”
  - Michael: “Grass, weed?”
  - Dwight: “[on a cell phone in the hallway] Yes, I repeat a drug dealer is on the premisis of Dunder Mifflin.”

## S5 E9 — The Surplus
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0509.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: The office argues over what to buy with a surplus; Dwight tricks Angela.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “We're getting married at Schrute Farms, no matter what. I have looked at twelve venues, I have lost eight deposits, and I have seen Angela naked zero times. I am not losing another deposit.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “And three, [camera zooms out to see fake blood is splattered on the fur coat] you should know that some people think it's cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory.”

## S5 E10 — Moroccan Christmas
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0510.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael turns the Office Christmas Party into an intervention for Meredith; Dwight makes money off of a popular children's toy.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “How does that happen? King has sex with a unicorn?”
  - Phyllis: “Okay. [starts to walk away, then turns around] Angela's having sex with Dwight. I caught them doing it after Toby's going away party.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Jim: “[sings] There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Phyllis: “Oh, I don't think it's blackmail. Angela just does what I ask her to do so I won't tell everyone that she's cheating on Andy with Dwight. I think for it to be black mail, it would have to be a formal letter.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “What about tomorrow.? What is going to happen when you come into work and you're dead? Dwight: I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick.”
  - Dwight: “There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick.”
  - Dwight: “[holds up his fist] Awareness, education, control, acceptance and punching.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Jim: What is it? Michael: That is vodka and I mixed it with orange juice.”
  - Meredith: “[dancing drunkenly] Ahh yeah!!”
  - Michael: “This Christmas party is perhaps the best Christmas party I have ever been to, but then you got so drunk that we had to stop and do this.”
  - Kevin: “Well, Meredith, there was that one time you bought movie tickets and then you got too drunk to go, so you gave them to me. And that was really cool.”

## S5 E11 — The Duel
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0511.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Andy finally finds out about Dwight and Angela; Michael is called to corporate to discuss the branch's success.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Andy: “That you're sleeping with Dwight.”
  - Andy: “Just answer the question. Are you sleeping with Dwight?”
  - Andy: “I am a man! I'm a bigger man than you'll ever be! I would never sleep with another man's fiance!”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Andy still doesn't know that Angela's having an affair with Dwight.”
  - Michael: “[through the car window] Okay. I will... Dwight and Angela are having an affair, so...”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “Yeah, my neighbor got murdered.”
  - Pam: “Angela made several 911 calls about cars going too fast in front of the building, so the police put up a radar gun. It's actually caused a bit of a traffic hazard.”
  - Dwight: “[yelling as he runs past the radar gun] Aah!”

## S5 E12 — Prince Family Paper
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0512.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael does research on a local family run company the Dunder Mifflin wants to buy out; The office debates the hotness of Hilary Swank.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Jim: “…and says Kevin Malone, I just read your online profile and there is nothing I would rather do then make out with you right now.”
  - Michael: “I... Okay, okay, okay, [in disbelief] alright, thank you. [heads towards Dwight, makes make out lips signal]”
  - Stanley: “Look at this healthy sexy pretty strong young woman.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Kevin: “Ladies and gentlemen, even though the penis was fake, I was expecting a second plot twist where we found out Hilary Swank was a boy.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “[punches Michael on the arm, beckons to Michael for high five, does not get it, high fives himself, smiles contently]”

## S5 E13 — Stress Relief
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0513.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Dwight takes things to far during his fire drill. Michael realizes he is what is causing people to stress out in the office so he arranges a roast.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Kelly: “I have made a list of people that I would make out with before I would make out with Michael Scott.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “You posted a picture of my bare boobs on the bulletin board with a caption that said "Gross"...”
  - Pam: “And one time, I walked in on him naked, and his thing is so small.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Pam: “I guess it also means that sometimes love affairs look different to the people inside them.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “I am planning a bomb scare that should really get the blood pumping.”
  - Dwight: “Get me some ice and a styrofoam bucket. [pulls out knife from holder that is attached to his leg] Here we go.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Racism is dead Stanley, you can have any kind of ice cream you want. What do you want? [beeping starts] What is that? People! Please I told you to get rid of the cell phones.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke.”

## S5 E14 — Lecture Circuit 1
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0514.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Pam accompanies Michael on a lecture circuit at other branches where they discover Karen is pregnant; Andy becomes infatuated with Stanley's client.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “I'm just, I'm trying to figure out the last time that you and Jim had sex, and...”
  - Michael: “It's really amazing. Congratulations Karen. So is there a guy or, uh, a person. Or, uh, a sperm machine that did this to you, or?”
  - Julia: “Phyllis: Sexually?”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Okay, don't be nervous, just picture her naked.”
  - Michael: “Shirty, mole, lazy eye, Mexico, baldy, sugar boobs, black woman.”
  - Michael: “Blonde hair, nice boobs. Not too big, not too small.”

## S5 E15 — Lecture Circuit 2
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0515.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael and Pam head to Nashua so Michael can find closure with Holly.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “[grunts] Okay, so far, our ideal party consists of beer, fights to the death, cupcakes, blood pudding, blood, touch football, mating, charades, and yes, horse hunting.”
  - Jim: “Okay, so all we need is a theme... and cups, and ice, and punch, and a cake.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “I gotta see that little bitch.”
  - Jim: “Hey! What the hell's goin' on?”
  - Michael: “How do we deal with clients who say, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn...”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Big fat fatty.”

## S5 E16 — Blood Drive
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0516.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: After a missed opportunity at a blood drive, Michael throws a Lonely Hearts Valentine's Day party; Jim and Pam go a double date with Bob and Phyllis.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Yeah. And the sexy looks between you and Pam, the general sexiness, the flowers, it's creating a bit of a hostile work environment.”
  - Dwight: “So sexy it becomes hostile.”
  - Michael: “Michael: Yeah, but now his heart is in Thailand along with the rest of his body having random sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Dwight: “I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself. [pauses, then nods signaling that he performed the feat]”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself. [pauses, then nods signaling that he performed the feat]”
  - Michael: “I am about to give blood. The gift of everlasting life, the transfer of my bodily fluids, oh wow, that's a big needle, that”

## S5 E17 — Golden Ticket
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0517.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael's idea to hide golden tickets in shipments backfires and Michael asks Dwight to take the heat.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Lynn: “[Both laugh] Boobs.”

## S5 E18 — New Boss
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0518.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: The new supervisor clashes with Michael.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “But Jan would mostly come by when she was super horny, and Ryan would come by to visit his parents and do laundry, so...”
  - Charles: “You know, Michael, I don't need to know everyone's sexual history.”
  - Michael: “Well, perfect, because we have now arrived at Kevin and he has no sexual history.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Pam: “And then, out of that cake, pops another stripper holding a smaller cake.”

## S5 E19 — Two Weeks
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0519.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 10+)
Summary: Michael decides to start his own paper company after giving his two week's notice.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Any really good headhunter would storm your village at sunset with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a ceremonial knife,”
- Alcohol & drugs — 6 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “That he's wasted 15 years of your life?”
  - Kevin: “Michael is that scotch? Michael: Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch. [in Oscar's ear] Clinky, clinky-clink. Come-on... come on, come on.”
  - Michael: “[slightly drunk] What am I gonna do?”
  - Michael: “Me too, me too. Is this wine?”
  - Michael: “I already have wine.”
  - Charles: “Kevin: Phones? Charles: Also, there has been too much wasted time.”

## S5 E20 — Dream Team
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0520.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael and Pam set out to build their new company.
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Pam: “My hooker's here.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “You are murdering the Nard-dog!”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Supervisor: “Back to work, shoe bitch!”
  - Stanley: “Just transfer the damn call.”
  - Charles: “I was actually in Germany for the 2006 World Cup Finals. Andy: Ahhh. You bastard! That shoulda been me! Charles: Yeah, I love the sport. I love the sport. Alright, man. Andy: Cool!”

## S5 E21 — Michael Scott Paper Company
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0521.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael decides to start his own paper company after giving his two week's notice.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Not long ago we were sexual competitors.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Dwight: “Listen, when I saw you talking to Erin earlier, I noticed that your pupils dilated, and your skin flushed, and I'm assuming, a little bit of blood rushed into your penis.”
  - Pam: “Seriously? This is what's so important, putting naked pictures on the desktop?”
  - Pam: “I don't want to look at your friend Jasmine's boobs all day.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “A woman was murdered on this very floor in 1816. Haddie McGonagle. She was a prostitute.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “A woman was murdered on this very floor in 1816. Haddie McGonagle. She was a prostitute.”
  - Dwight: “Listen, when I saw you talking to Erin earlier, I noticed that your pupils dilated, and your skin flushed, and I'm assuming, a little bit of blood rushed into your penis.”
  - Dwight: “Well, a little bit of blood rushed into mine as well, so where does that leave us?”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “It's Britney bitch. And I am back, in the form of a new company. The Michael Scott Paper Company. [tries to parallel park, hits car.] Okay. Not gonna make this one. [drives away revealing plenty of space for the Cruiser]”
  - Jim: “What the hell's a rundown?”
  - Ryan: “What the hell? [Michael closed his laptop]”
  - Toby: “[sound of pissing] Hey does blue go with tan?”

## S5 E22 — Heavy Competition
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0522.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael and Dwight wag war over clients; Jim pretends to confide in Andy.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Andy put down a bunch of deposits on stuff for his wedding with Angela, but then she was sleeping with Dwight for...”
  - Michael: “It's like, a girl says she'll make out with you, but then her boyfriend is waiting around the corner with a pee-filled balloon.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Phyllis: “Not enough blood getting to my hands.”
  - Dwight: “I prefer to stand. Less blood clots.”
  - Andy: “And you know what? I am here for you. Let me be your traveling pants. [imitates punching on Jim's fist] Ah, what'd you do that for?”

## S5 E23 — Broke
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0523.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: The Michael Scott Paper Company runs into financial trouble but Dunder Mifflin is worried about the clients they are losing.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “You know, David. I don't care if Ryan murdered his entire family he is like a son to me.”

## S5 E24 — Casual Friday
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0524.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael, Pam and Ryan return to Dunder Mifflin; Some staff takes casual Friday too far; The other sales people are upset that they are not getting their clients back.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Toby: “Well, I was in the Seminary for a year and dropped out 'cause I wanted to have sex with this girl, Cathy.”
  - Michael: “Ho-ho, man! Wow. [in a high-pitched voice] Honey! I want you to bring the garbage out. 'Cause I'm not going to have sex with you unless you bring out the garba”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “Meredith, your boob is out.”
  - Kelly: “Dammit, Meredith, where are your panties?”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Am I going to ask them to slit their wrists for me?”

## S5 E25 — Cafe Disco
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0525.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael tries to create a disco in his old Michael Scott Paper Company office.
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Phyllis: I think Bob is gonna cheat on me with his new secretary.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Agh! Son of a bitch!”
  - Phyllis: “Aw, what the hell? [goes to Vance Refrigeration] Hi, Jessica. Is Bob in?”

## S5 E26 — Company Picnic
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0526.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: The staff attend the Dunder Mifflin company picnic.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Two hundred and fifty dollars is more money than I've ever seen in my life. I will say, C, a gun. He shot himself in the head.”
  - Pam: “Do you want me to beat him up for you?”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Holly: “For two hundred and fifty dollars, how did he kill himself?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Oh, right, some drunk guy hit on Pam last year. Said he was grabbing her for balance.”
- Fat-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “All right, fatty. I will do it. You know what, we should actually rehearse.”
  - Michael: “You bet your fat ass we are.”
- Slut-shaming — 2 moment(s)
  - Rolph: “I don't hear cheaters, tramps, or women who break my friend's heart. Let's go!”
  - Rolph: “Here's an accounting question for you: what does one fiance plus one lover equal? Answer: one whore.”

## S6 E1 — Gossip
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0601.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael accidentally reveals that Stanley is having an affair so he makes up a bunch of other rumors to divert people's attention.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “You gotta have sex with a woman.”
  - Toby: “[to Phyllis and Stanley] What are you guys talking about? I have a daughter. How can I be a virgin?”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Michael: “Look at that! [grabs sonogram from Pam] That is the inside of your vagina! [Jim takes sonogram from Michael]”
  - Pam: “[Meredith rubs her breasts into Maurie's back] It was just easier for corporate to shut down the program.”
  - Kevin: “I knew it! Her breasts were a tiny bit bigger. At first I thought "Oh, she has a new bra with padding." But then I thought "Pam doesn't need padding." It just didn't add up, Jim.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “[giddy, whispering] Did you hear Stanley's having an affair?”
  - Michael: “[in parking lot, blocking path of Stanley's car] Stop. Hold up, hold up, hold up! No, no, no. Time to stop being polite and get real. [Stanley honks horn repeatedly] Stanley, are you having an affair?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Wait, there's not gonna be a shotgun?”
  - Jim: “No shotgun... 'cause that changes everything.”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - Michael: “[entering break room, to Maurie] You stupid son of a bitch. You set me up.”
  - Stanley: “[hits steering wheel angrily] Damn! I told her it was a stupid idea to go up in that club.”
  - Michael: “[muttering] I'm not saying... a damn thing.”
  - Angela: “[to Pam] Did you know a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a bastard?”
  - Michael: “That's not important, Jim, I just think we shouldn't listen to any of that crap.”

## S6 E2 — The Meeting
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0602.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael attempts to sabotage Jim's efforts at a promotion.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Darryl: “And I'm telling them you guys sexually harassed my sister.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Pam: “Kelly: Ugh, so jealous of your boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Toby: “[impression] I'll punch you in da mush, see.”
  - Michael: “Hey, hey Jim, it would make me feel really good right now if you would just punch me in the face. Alright, Just do it.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “"Hey Andy let's go visit grandma and then get drunk together, ha ha." Michael: Shhh, I'm just trying to figure out what's going on in that room, okay?”

## S6 E3 — The Promotion
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0603.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael and Jim have to decide who is getting a raise and who is not.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “Excellent question, genius. It's because Jim wants to give the raises to his friends and the people he sleeps with.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Phyllis: “Some of them lose weight.”

## S6 E4 — Niagara
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0604.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: The office staff head to Niagara Falls for Jim and Pam's wedding. The office staff travels to Jim and Pam's wedding.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 6 moment(s)
  - Michael: “I will see you up there in Viagra Falls!”
  - Michael: “[talking quietly, trying not to move his lips]That is seriously going to impeed my ability to hook up with your female relatives.”
  - Michael: “And women have sex before marriage and I think we need to celebrate that.”
  - Michael: “I'm thinking about having my sperm frozen.”
  - Michael: “[clears throat] Ok. Ok. Hey. What I think Jim is trying to say is that... they had an accident and you know what? These two people, they're living together, they're having lots of consentual sex”
  - Michael: “It's suggestive to women because of the howling during sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Erin: “If you want to sit on this-- [hands Andy her wrap] I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged penis.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Michael, I thought we discussed that we would rather you not speak, like, at all. Because it's just going to be blood relatives, I think.”
  - Dwight: “Oh please. Put a gun in my mouth.”
  - Pete: “And then we'll just give him a little punch in the back and-- Tom: A noogie?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Except $40 for beer and any hot chicks you know.”
  - Andy: “Everyone else is too drunk. Just don't let me die here.”
  - Jim: “Look, I would so take him in any other circumstance, but I'm pretty certain I'm completely wasted.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “And I know in your day she would be considered a whore but, now, women go out and they have sex and they get wild and they take their tops off and they have pictures taken of them and we need to encouage them.”

## S6 E5 — Mafia
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0605.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: With Jim and Pam on their honeymoon, Michael ends up signing up for insurance thinking the guy selling is in the mafia.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “I knew it! More trunk space. Or should I say, corpse space.”
  - Dwight: “No I disagree. "R" is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it "murder." And not "muck-duck."”

## S6 E6 — The Lover
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0606.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Pam finds out that Michael is dating her mother.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Jim: “You did not have sex with Pam's mom.”
  - Michael: “I'm sleeping with Pam's mom. Sometimes, dinner.”
  - Pam: “Your mother is sleeping with Michael Scott.”
  - Pam: “Whatever, you know, sleep with my mom, sleep with everybody's mom...”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “There's a knife in your back and the blood is gushing down...”
  - Dwight: “...the blood is gushing down, the blood is gushing down... You know, I really would have appreciated a heads-up that you were into dating mothers. I would have introduced you to mine.”

## S6 E7 — Koi Pond
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0607.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael ends up becoming the butt of everyone's jokes when he falls into a koi pond while on a sales call; Pam and Andy are mistaken for a couple when they go on sales calls together.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Secretary: “[points to Pam's tummy] Secretary: How exciting! Do you guys know the sex yet?”
  - Meredith: “I really didn't want to put it on the board but I thought maybe it was gonna come out somehow so... what are you gonna do? [she writes 'sex with a terrorist']”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Creed: “I want to sell your blood!”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Kids, just remember, suicide is never the answer. Alright?”

## S6 E8 — Double Date
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0608.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael breaks up with Pam's mom on her birthday; Dwight tries to get the rest of the staff to owe him in order to get Jim fired.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “Because of sex?”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Dwight: “You're thinking of deer penis.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Ryan: “We heard about the punch.”
  - Kelly: “Pam. She's going to punch the crap out of your face after work.”
  - Pam: “Okay. [punches Toby's hand]”

## S6 E9 — Murder
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0609.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael attempts to distract the office when rumors of Dunder Mifflin's bankruptcy surface.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “Meredith: How about a threesome?”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Violence & injury — 9 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Michael: [walks back in, on cell phone] What? Oh my God! [everyone starts asking questions] There has been a murder.”
  - Meredith: “[reading the game box cover] Belles, Bourbon and Bullets, a murder mystery dinner party game.”
  - Andy: “I'm a little worried I might have asked out Naughty Nellie and not Erin. Which would be a whole lot less appealing, because Naughty Nellie says yes to everyone. And she might be a murderer.”
  - Voice on CD player: “We still don't know who the murderer is.”
  - Phyllis: “You know, I think I'm supposed to say something to Pam, I mean, Deb, OK? [in character] I overheard you asking the butler where the pistol was kept.”
  - Andy: “[Andy, Michael, and Dwight are pointing imaginary guns at each other] I didn't do it!”
  - Michael: “On the count of three we're all going to put down our guns.”
  - Dwight: “how can you hold them off until your clan arrives? You cannot go wrong with a throat punch [screams, pretends to punch Meredith in the throat]”
  - Jim: “So let's just say that Dwight has come at you with the throat punch. Now how would you, Dwight, defend against it?”

## S6 E10 — Shareholder Meeting
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0610.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael is invited to be honored at a shareholder's meeting; Jim tries to get the rest of the office to understand he is one of the "real" bosses.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Hey, guys, do you think anyone might have had sex in here?”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “This is so typical of management to spend money on this. Ugh. Bunch of boobs.”
  - Michael: “Hate to break it to you Oscar but some of us like boobs.”

## S6 E11 — Scott's Tots
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0611.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael is in hot water when it comes time to pay up for promising a bunch of kids he would pay for their college tuition; Dwight tries to set Jim up.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Did you murder someone?”
  - Dwight: “In an ideal world, I would have all ten fingers on my left hand, so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Andy: “That would be employee number three, which would be... son of a bitch, Pam Halpert.”
  - Phyllis: “How is that possible? No offense Pam, but how the hell is that possible?”
  - David Wallace: “Jim, what the hell is happening there?”

## S6 E12 — Secret Santa
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0612.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael is upset when Jim allows Phyllis to be the office Santa for Christmas.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Michael: “No it's not, not like penis-wise. [as Santa] Hello little boy, what's your name?”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “[on microphone] Yeah, except for cheating on your wife. Adultery's a sin, look it up in the Bible people. What'd you get?”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Whoever has been sending me the parts to this gun, I think you sent me a gear instead of a trigger.”
  - Jim: “And if you want Michael as Santa, raise your hand. [Michael, then Dwight raises hand] Can I get you some punch?”
  - Michael: “I'll get some punch. That looks delicious. [shoves Santa hat into punch]”

## S6 E13 — The Banker
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0613.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 10+)
Summary: A banker from the potential buyer visits the office.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Eric: “What about non-safety issues, in terms of liability? Sexual harassment.”
  - Michael: “This is a building where friends become lovers and lovers become sexually interactive.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Is that dishonest? Well, think of it this way: when you look in the mirror and you see your push-up bra and your fake eyelashes and your make-up and your press-on nails; the principles that I am applying to the…”

## S6 E14 — Sabre
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0614.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 10+)
Summary: Michael doesn't like the changes that the new owner is making to Dunder Mifflin; Jim and Pam interview at a day care.
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S6 E15 — Manager and Salesman
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0615.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael doesn't like the changes that the new owner is making to Dunder Mifflin; Jim and Pam interview at a day care.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “No, I think I would be bad. I would sleep in my office, and I would sexually harass people.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Michael: “Camel cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel by making him look like a penis.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “There's blood everywhere! Um, I got you a Valentine's card.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Son of a bitch. [enters conference room] Pardon me.”
  - Jo: “Oh, that's Mrs. Bennett, sweetheart. My husband and I are divorced, but I kept the "Mrs." just to piss off the new wife. Well, let's take a gander around this place.”
  - Jo: “I am CEO of Sabre International, and I sell the best damn printers and all-in-one machines Korea can make.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “It is not "farm boy swill," I will show you. It is beet Vodka and it is delicious.”

## S6 E16 — The Delivery
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0616.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Pam insists on waiting until after midnight to check in to the hospital; Dwight and Angela make a business agreement to have their own baby. After the birth of the baby, Pam has trouble getting the baby to breastfeed. Michael tries to set up other members of the office.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Too bad you didn't have sex like seven and a half hours later.”
  - Dwight: “It's as simple as keeping the womb extremely warm for two days after sex, and then extremely cold for five months.”
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Erin: “Um, stimulate the nipples.”
  - Michael: “Okay, nobody touch Pam's nipples. Think of Pam's nipples as Toby's grundle.”
  - Pam: “No. I read in the book about nipple confusion.”
  - Nurse: “Wow, she just shoves the nipple right in there.”
  - Dwight: “Let's get to it, shall we? Item one: [speaking into a voice recorder] Child will be breast fed by the mother for exactly six months, then weaned onto a nutrient-rich winter vegetable mash provided…”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “I love escorting people. In fact, a few years back, I put an ad in the paper starting an escort service. I got a lot of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Stanley: “Why do you find someone for yourself instead of meddling in our affairs?”

## S6 E17 — St. Patrick's Day
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0617.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Dwight becomes obsessed with a mega desk recreated while Jim and Pam were gone; Michael's attempts to suck up to Jo are unsuccessful.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Hello hello. Top of the morning to you! Ooh ooh! Green M&Ms! Nature's Viagra! [Grabs and pours Kevin-esque scoop of M&Ms into his coat pocket] Two of my favorite joke areas combined. It'll be a good day.”

## S6 E18 — New Leads
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0618.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Tensions rise in the office when the sales staff thinks they are the top dog.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Just - imagine that instead of going to jail for murdering someone, you got an ice-cream cone.”
  - Gabe: “Michael, I don't want to incentivise murder. But - we've tried to make it clear that our policy emphasises sales staff”
  - Michael: “Okay. You know what, let's just go to the dump, start looking - Ryan, c'mon, shotgun in my car”
  - Andy: “I have warm blood.”
  - Dwight: “[begins to strangle him] Gimme the leads. Where are my leads?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Wow. Ohhhkay. Man. When I think about all the time I wasted being your friend - I shouldn't have been hanging out watching karate movies with you”

## S6 E19 — Happy Hour
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0619.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Oscar gets the staff to go out after work in order to see Matt from the warehouse.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Andy: Yeah, cause when everyone knows- [knock on window, open blinds to Kevin giggling and making sexual gestures] That's actually pretty funny, but in general, you know.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Isabel: “Well, I think that he could counter that move. The Scranton strangler is a professional strangler.”

## S6 E20 — Secretary's Day
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0620.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Andy tries to create a special secretary's day for Erin but Michael accidentally reveals a secret.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Erin: “They had sex?”
  - Erin: “[throws a piece of cake at Andy's face] I know about Angela! I know that you were engaged to her and that you were sleeping with her! Michael told me.”
  - Erin: “Who else did you sleep with? Did you sleep with Phyllis or Kelly or Pam? Maybe all together?”
  - Michael: “I don't know. Probably didn't want you to have a mental image of him having sex with somebody else.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Pam: “[feels a pain in her breast] Ooh. Ah-ah-ah. Ha-ha.”
  - Pam: “That's weird, my breast pump is missing. Have you seen my breast pump?”
  - Dwight: “Really? Fine. Let your breasts explode. Three squeezes and I would drain you.”

## S6 E21 — Body Language
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0621.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael thinks that a new client is interested in him; Dwight tries to recruit different minorities into Sabre executive program.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Donna: “Oh. [Michael quickly advances PowerPoint show to last slide which is "SEX" in bold white letters on a black background and then exits the show quickly]”
  - Some people can't help oozing sexuality.
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Pam: “I'm not saying she's in love with him. But she could have left a while ago. Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob shirt.”
  - Michael: “Was it the cleavage?”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Donna: “Donna: Hi! Jim: How are you? Michael: Did somebody order a hooker over here?”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Her name is Donna, the manager of Sid & Dexter's and, right now, we're in the midst of a passionate love affair.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Scranton Strangler's in the house.”

## S6 E22 — The Cover-Up
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0622.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael thinks Donna is cheating on him; Darryl tries to set Andy up.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 7 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “All cases are solved with logic. The only logical way to find out if Donna Is a cheater is to seduce her, bring her to orgasm, then call Michael and tell him the sad news.”
  - Michael: “But we need to find something to do this weekend beside have sex.”
  - Michael: “... and... we had sex, too.”
  - Michael: “Emotionally and sexually and...”
  - Ryan: “Does she leave the room when she takes phone calls? Does she keep perfume in her purse? Does she shower before sex? Does she shower after sex? Does she...”
  - Darryl: “Andy: Such as? Darryl: It was kind of mumbled, I don't know, uh, only thing I could make out clearly was "Andy," "Problem," "Eliminate," something.”
  - Pam: “Yes. Yes, I desperately want to speak with you about my sex life with Jim.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Affairs / cheating — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “You guys think Donna's cheating on me?”
  - Michael: “Ever since I found out that Donna might be cheating on me, I have not eaten or slept. This not knowing, that's what's killing me.”
  - Donna: “How could you think I would cheat on you?”

## S6 E23 — The Chump
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0623.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 3/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael doesn't break up with Donna after learning she is married; Jim and Pam struggle to stay awake at work; Dwight and Angela take their baby contract to a mediator.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “All the time I was thinking, "I'm sleeping with your wife." And you know who does that?”
  - Ryan: “You know what? I think you're attractive, and I wanna sleep with you. Erin: What about Kelly? Ryan: You read my mind. Erin: [quietly] Is this a joke? Ryan: Yep.”
  - Dwight: “Schrute sperm are strong, [banging on his crotch with drum sticks] but they're no match for a grown Schrute man.”
  - Michael: “Because a motel is dirty and it is sexy. Like me. And like Donna. And frankly, the stuff that we're into isn't very condo-appropriate.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Lawyer: “Look, I can't legally watch this unfold. It's coming a little dangerously close to prostitution.”
- Affairs / cheating — 6 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “That is something I would never do. Michael: Well, I think we all know what you're capable of Meredith. Meredith: Hey, I have never cheated on, been cheated on, or been used to cheat with.”
  - Andy: “For those of you unfamiliar with William Shakespeare, a cuckold is a man whose woman is cheating on him.”
  - Andy: “In any cheating movie, the person getting cheated on is the hero. You're Ali Larter, I'm Beyonce.”
  - Michael: “Let's go. [starts walking towards the elevator] I can't wait to see this jerk who is making me cheat on his wife. I should punch him in the nose for what he's making me do to her.”
  - Andy: “I just wanna go on record as saying that I do not condone this affair, and I went so far as to force Michael to confront the victim of his behavior.”
  - Pam: “You talked to the man whose wife you're having an affair with.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Yes, we stab Toby through the heart with an icicle.”
  - Michael: “Right? And if I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”
  - Phyllis: “Was there a fistfight?”

## S6 E24 — Whistleblower
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0624.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Jo returns to the branch to find who contacted the press about the printer's starting on fire.
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Inner city kids use computers for two things, games and porn.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Jo: “The way I look at it, there's only one of two reasons. He knows a secret about her that she doesn't know herself, or he wants to use her services to mop up after a murder.”

## S7 E1 — Nepotism
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0701.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: The staff demands that Michael fire the new assistant who keeps screwing things up.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “No, just power it down. No, no, no, no, no. Not on Angela's boob. Come on. Come on. Luke, seriously.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Or what if they just hired the littlest kid and a 50-year-old guy who was a murderer?”
  - Phyllis: “Dwight! [Dwight pulls out a hunting knife and jumps off desk]”

## S7 E2 — Counseling
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0702.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael has to go to counseling with Toby; Dwight seeks revenge on a local mall; Pam fakes her way into a new position.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Michael: “Michael: Well, the other night, I was sitting at the table, eating my penis...”
  - Michael: “"Did your mom ever see you naked?" Toby: We can do this with more privacy.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Apparently, it's one of the best revenge stories of all times, in which this sex worker, who is the antagonist... That can't be right. Andy? How does it...?”
  - Dwight: “Ok, Um... The sex worker is denied service at a fancy store because she does not look wealthy. She later returns dressed in all the "trappings" of extravagant wealth, but instead of going...”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Jim! To you and me, maybe, but, come on! To a child's imagination that's Mr. Fork and Lieutenant Knife and... Ms. Fork.”
  - Michael: “Well, lets not get too... This isn't a counseling session... Ok. Son of a gun. Son of a bitch. Wow! Ok.”
  - Salesman: “But the blood stained hands...”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Well, lets not get too... This isn't a counseling session... Ok. Son of a gun. Son of a bitch. Wow! Ok.”
  - Michael: “You. Bitch. God! You're very helpful aren't you? You try to help everybody. Do you want to play another game?”
  - Michael: “Ok, you know what? I made a mistake. I committed corporate punishment. My bad. It's over. It's done. But my punishment is ... um ... worse than hell.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “If someone offers you a cocktail, accept, but keep your wits about you.”

## S7 E3 — Andy's Play
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0703.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Andy invites the entire office to his community theatre production of "Sweeney Todd'.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “No, no, no. Contractually we're obligated to have sex.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Andy: “I've killed it! I'm a murderer!”
  - Angela: “That was more horrifying than Nunsense. Dwight: All that singing got in the way of some perfectly good murders. Angela: Where's my car? Come on.”
  - Andy: “Oh, I'm so scared! Okay, kill me! Just kill me! Kill me! Andy: [pretends to slit her throat] Ah! Blood everywhere.”
  - Dwight: “I will tell. I will tell the mediator. What-what are you... [Angela reaches into his pocket] Ok. Oh, was that in the way? Get rid of it. [Angela pulls out hole-punch and punches the card]”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Thank you. You, too. [steals a bottle of wine from the bar]”
  - Meredith: “[seeing Michael drink from wine bottle] Michael! [bottle gets passed around by Darryl, Meredith and Kevin]”

## S7 E4 — Sex Ed
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0704.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael contacts all of his former girlfriends thinking he has herpes.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 7 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Well someone could answer if they want to. [looks at Erin hopefully] Ok, in that case I will now show you how to put this condom on... using this pencil. [Stanley laughs]”
  - Dwight: “I'm gonna need a list of every man you've ever had sex with. I'm talking train stations, men's rooms...”
  - Michael: “I have a disease, for which there is no known cure, that has been sexually transmitted to me.”
  - Andy: “Anyone who's interested in entering into an honest discussion about the sexual mores and taboos of modern society will be rewarded with a pizza break.”
  - Andy: “Herpes, like all STDS, is a consequence of sex. Can anyone else name any other consequences?”
  - Erin: “Andy, aren't there also negatives to sex?”
  - Michael: “You may have given me a sexually transmitted disease.”
- Nudity & bodies — 5 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Meredith: “Because it's on my genitals, genius.”
  - Kevin: “You have a penis?”
  - Andy: “Well I'm not gonna use my penis, Oscar! It's not exactly hard right now anyway.”
  - Andy: “[grossed our remarks from around the office as Andy holds p a picture of a nude man] Erin: Andy...”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “Come on, give it a rest pencil dick.”
  - Michael: “You know what, I feel like one of those old timey sailors. With the eye patch. [in pirate voice] It's me own damn fault. Woman in every port.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Kelly: “Kelly: I guess maybe you should go marry a meth dealer with crabs.”

## S7 E5 — The Sting
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0705.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael, Dwight and Jim arrange a sting on a rival company salesman.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Dwight: “[speaking loudly] So anyway, she says, "that is the biggest penis I have ever seen." And I said, "I know. That's why I brought you to the Penis Museum, where tickets are a thousand dollars." Well, hello Danny!”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “You need the big guns, yes?”
  - Jim: “The big gun thing. [Dwight grabs at phone] Stop!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “So, what's your drink? You a vodka man? Me too.”

## S7 E6 — Costume Contest
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0706.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: While the office celebrates Halloween, Michael comes upset that Darryl went to corporate with an idea; Jim is set on figuring out why Danny didn't call Pam back when they went on some dates.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Gabe: “Why don't witches wear panties?”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Sookehhh. [removes teeth] Bill Compton, from True Blood. Stanley: How many freakin' vampires am I supposed to care about these days?”
  - Dwight: “[has his hands around Jim's neck] Too late! If I was the real Scranton Strangler, you'd be so strangled right now. If you're out there, strangler, you will get caught! By me.”
  - Jim: “Sounds like someone's really trying to convince us that he's not the Scranton Strangler.”
  - Dwight: “Yeah. Here's another good idea. Corporate chain of command. We need to strangle Darryl's idea.”

## S7 E7 — Christening
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0707.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: The entire office staff attends CiCi's christening.
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Church congregation: “If you go to Cabo San Lucas, all the prostitutes are from Cabo Corrientes.”

## S7 E8 — Viewing Party
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0708.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Gabe and Erin throw a Glee viewing party which Michael attempts to sabotage; Pam discovers Dwight is the secret to CiCi's sleeping problem.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Oh come on, stop the fake prissy act. We're in the real world. Sex contracts exist!”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Phyllis: “The first time we saw each other naked we didn't even make love, we just stared at each other until we fell asleep.”
  - Pam: “[knocking on Angela's car window, Angela is naked inside] Hey in there. It's Pam. It's not Dwight! Don't think it's Dwight!”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Pam: “Michael: Pam I have a loaded gun in my desk at work.”
  - Kelly: “Kevin: No! I bet he's wishing he was strangling someone!”
  - Michael: “[collecting pebbles off the street into a jar] Grandpa, where were you the day the the Scranton Strangler was caught?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Erin: “Erin: Look at the size of those wine glasses Michael!”
  - Andy: “[enters room where Phyllis is pouring wine, using stadium announcer voice] Ladies and gentlemen please welcome, Phyllis Vance!”
  - Dwight: “Enough. I will require beer and pizza to think this over.”
  - Dwight: “No. Crust first. [Jim turns the pizza around] Okay, now the beer. [Jim shakes his head no] Beer me Jim. [Jim quickly puts the beer into his face] Ssss. Gentle. [drinks the beer] Now I've gotta go meet Angela.”

## S7 E9 — WUPHF.com
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0709.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Ryan tries to get more investors in his internet company; Jim lacks motivation to work when Sabra institutes commission caps.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Ryan: “"What's he dropping?! Wow, what's falling on us, man?!" WUPHF condoms! 50,000 condoms out of the sky!”
  - Michael: “Excuse me, everyone... SEX! Now that I have your attention...”
  - Kevin: “You had me at "Sex."”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Pam: “You're typing "Big Boobs"?”
  - Dwight: “Try "Big Boobs" with a "Z".”
  - Jim: “Let's be honest--if I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob...”
  - Gabe: “Okay, seeing these old guys walking around naked feels almost passive-aggressive.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Okay, moving backwards, our I.T. Guys have been... Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso. I think Lozenge was the one who installed it.”

## S7 E10 — China
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0710.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael outsmarts Oscar in a debate about China; Pam goes toe to toe with Dwight about the changes he has made to the office building.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Not if the printer isn't hooked up. You are making some very dangerous assumptions Oscar.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “I could talk about boobs. I bet he knows nothing about boobs.”
  - Jim: “What do you know about boobs?”

## S7 E11 — Classy Christmas
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0711.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael insists on an elaborate Christmas party when he finds out that Holly is returning. Michael gets jealous when he finds out that Holly is still dating A.J.; Jim is paranoid when Dwight starts a snow ball war with him.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Is it the middle school teacher who tried to turn her foreign exchange student into a sex slave?”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Meredith: “Was it the post office guy who rubbed his penis all over the mail?”
  - Dwight: “I have no feeling in my fingers or penis. But I think it was worth it.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Holly: “[in the same accent] Watch out for my guns they're both loaded. [makes gun noises]”
  - Michael: “What kind of guns do you have? Six-shooter?”
  - Andy: “Oh, Scranton Strangler! [all react]”
  - Michael: “And, know who I end up owing this to is the Scranton strangler.”
  - Andy: “Ehh, seems a little full of itself, right? Kind of a pretty boy? What if we got a really beat up one, like on Charlie Brown. And we just loved it for what it is?”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Holly: “Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - Stanley: “So do they bring in food, or do you get to go out? Toby: No, they bring it in. Stanley: You lucky son of a bitch.”
  - Dwight: “Damn it, Jim, you cannot throw snowballs in here!”
  - Michael: “What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be in the courthouse.”
  - Holly: “[weak Clint Eastwood accent] Well, well, well, if it isn't Michael Scott. You old bastard.”
  - Michael: “[imitating her accent] Well, I never thought I'd see your face around these parts, you old bastard.”
  - Darryl: “[on the phone] I just, no, she be talking to your mom or something. This is my daughter too, Justine! You seem to think, [Justine hangs up] oh... pick a damn tree already.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “No? Good. Did anyone get drunk already?”
  - Pam: “A party. It's not an excuse to get really drunk or confront someone or have a cathartic experience of any kind.”

## S7 E12 — Ultimatum
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0712.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Michael is initially exited when Holly returns from vacation without an engagement ring but left disappointed that she didn't follow through on her ultimatum; Pam tries to boost staff morale.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Darryl: “You know what you guys should do? Go to the bookstore at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. 'Hey, what book is that? Cool, let's hang out tonight. Sex already? Whoa...'”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 4 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Darryl: “No, that's uh. Porn. Pornography. Old lady... nasty... porn.”
  - Darryl: “[Dwight heads toward a strip club] Oh, no, no, no. Uh-uh.”
  - Darryl: “I'm telling you, don't do it. I've got nothing against strip clubs, but I do have something against them at noon on a Monday. The day shift at a strip club? You can't unsee that.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Next year? Come-I mean, what is the point? What is the point of that? I made a resolution to floss, and I did it. 12:01, January first, BAM! Blood everywhere.”
  - Dwight: “One of our many recent good deeds? We set out to capture the Scranton Strangler.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “Hey! [sticking up middle finger] Right back atcha, bitch!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Erin: “Okay, champagne.”
  - Michael: “Oh my God! [sprays champagne on Erin]”

## S7 E13 — The Seminar
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0713.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Andy hosts a small business seminar at the office.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Andy: “[applause] Creed: Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Kelly: Who am I? I'm Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch.”
  - Kelly: “It is important to brand yourself, so I have a couple of things in works. "The Business Bitch", "The Diet Bitch", "The Shopping Bitch", "The Etiquette Bitch."”

## S7 E14 — The Search
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0714.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: After Jim gets an emergency phone call about CeCe he leaves Michael at a gas station leading to Holly, Erin and Dwight to search for him.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “No I'm not. I'm not in a bad mood. I'm not, Jim. Hello? Ok fine, ignore me. Have it your way. Let's just talk about you, as always. Is sex different after the baby, Jim?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Kelly: “Ummm, like a week ago, we got really wasted and it just felt right.”

## S7 E15 — Pda
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0715.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: The office is grossed out by Michael and Holly's PDA.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 7 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “And what is the hook-up zone policy on masturbation?”
  - Kevin: “Can I finish? Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying...I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.”
  - Pam: “I mean, that's weird to have sex in the office.”
  - Ryan: “You wanted to have sex in my office.”
  - Gabe: “Or three: You're at an age where your sexual climaxes aren't as powerful so you need to overcompensate with foreplay, taboo behavior.”
  - Holly: “I cannot keep myself from Michael. Everything he does is sexy. He has this undeniable animal magnetism. He's a jungle cat. The man exudes sex. He can put both his legs behind his head.”
  - Michael: “Sexual time bomb.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Birthday punches! [softly punching Darryl in the stomach] One two three four five sice seven eight!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Gabe: “Street name, ecstasy.”
  - Darryl: “Thank you. "Congratulations, Darryl. Let's get wasted." "Have fun today, big guy." "Aww, yeah. Party time. Whoo-whoop."”
  - Jim: “And what else was there? Jim: Um, bottomless champagne.”

## S7 E16 — Threat Level Midnight
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0716.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael finally finishes his movie.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Michael: “By far and away, the most expensive shot in the movie. But, it was integral to the story.”
  - Goldenface: “Because I'm going to kill you. [takes out golden gun] Unless! You forgive me for murdering your wife. [distraught, memories of him and his wife are shown on the puck in a dreamy haze]”
  - Delivery Guy: “[pulls out a gun and starts shooting at Michael, who dodges dramatically] Michael: [pulls out two handguns and kills the man with an unnecessarily large amount of bullets] Clean up on aisle five.”
  - Kevin: “[Goldenface turns in his chair, holding a golden gun] Michael Scarn.”
  - President: “…money! I knew it all along! [the President, Goldenface, and his minion pull out automatic machine guns] You will never get away with this!”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Pam: “You have to let us go Goldenface! We have families! Goldenface: Ha! This is gonna show them [cocks his golden gun] that I mean business.”
  - Goldenface: “[re-cocks gun and shoots at Michael, who looks shocked and scared]”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “[in a bar] Beer me Billy.”
  - Michael: “You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that's how you do The Scarn! Todd Packer: [as a drunken man in the bar] If doing The Scarn is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on Earth!”

## S7 E17 — Todd Packer
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0717.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Everyone is upset when Todd Packer is hired back to the office; Andy is upset when Pam gets a new computer for Erin.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “You did! You got burned, because Packer's back! Packer is turning in his car for a desk. He is turning in his condoms, for a condominium! Although he's probably going to have to use condoms from here on out.”
  - Todd Packer: “That's sweet. How's the sex?”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “That's how he gets you to take off his panties.”
  - Todd Packer: “Also I'm a huge boob nerd.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Todd Packer: “I don't know, I love her and all, but she turned into a bitch. Mostly she's great, but some days she acts like her mom. [Holly is un-amused]”
  - Todd Packer: “Michael, can I open the kamomo with you. I've been on the road too long. But, I wanna connect with my daughter. And it's not right to call her a bitch in front of strangers.”
  - Dwight: “[Dwight tries to open up a drawer on his desk but it only goes out two inches] Damn it.”

## S7 E18 — Garage Sale
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0718.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Michael prepares to propose to Holly; The staff holds a garage sale in the warehouse.
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Holly: Oh, I say, I say, I say I sit on you! Michael: And right over there is where you found out that Meredith was prostituting herself for Outback steak.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “How about this I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof, it hits the ground, the head pops off, this leads me to the line ' I lost my head when I fell in love with you.'”
  - Michael: “It's easy enough to get a corpse, you just go to a med school. I already have the ring.”

## S7 E19 — Training Day
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0719.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: The new boss, Deangelo Vickers, arrives to begin training.
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Michael: “This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap. What started as an affair has blossomed into a family before our eyes.”
  - Pam: “Well, it wasn't an affair.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Deangelo: “That is insane, that is the right term. Let's get some Vodka up in this cranberry, and one for my friend.”

## S7 E20 — Michael's Last Dundies
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0720.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael prepares to host his last Dundies.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Deangelo: “They say he's going to be my right hand man, adlib masturbation joke.”
  - Deangelo: “Fall asleep right after sex. Huh guys?”
  - Meredith: “[jogs up and makes out with Michael, who is unwilling] Tell ya one thing, I'm not gonna be a good mom tonight! Whooo!”
  - Michael: “You know, herpes affects one in five sexually active adults?”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Just a little announcement folks, remember, the Dundies is a black tie affair.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Deangelo: “The Scranton Strangler.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Man! Maybe you should have won the Kind of a Bitch Award.”
  - Dwight: “Gladly! I'd accept that award, because a bitch, is a female dog!”
  - Michael: “The Diabetes Award goes to Stanley Hudson! [Stanley slowly walks over, angry] Come on up here you sick bastard.”
  - Darryl: “Damn that was cold.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “[in conference room] Here... [Andy walks in] Okay! By his own omission, this person actually tried marijuana in college, so the Doobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year Award goes to, Andy Bernard! [Andy walks up]”

## S7 E21 — Goodbye Michael
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0721.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Michael doesn't tell the staff that he is leaving a day early; Deangelo helps Andy with a big client.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Michael: “Was it just me, or did you think that we were going to have sex at some point?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Deangelo: “If I were shot in the head, I'm pretty sure everything would be fine.”
  - Dwight: “[opening his trunk excitedly and gets out his paintball gear, takes his gun and looks for Michael, gives up, Michael jumps out of the dumpster shooting, they shoot each other, yell, laugh, and taunt, having a great time]”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Gabe: “[Andy walks by with DeAngelo, says quietly after he leaves] Walk away bitch.”
  - Jim: “Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes... goodbyes are a bitch.”
  - Kevin: “No, it's just... that old shredder sucks. [Michael looks tearful] Just get one that'll shred magazines.”
  - Deangelo: “Gimme that damn dog you f***ing thief! Don't ever do It again! [Andy nods modestly] You hear me?! [Andy nods again] You feel that energy?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Deangelo: “Thinking to myself, 'I only have enough cash to by a sandwich, or get drunk.”
  - Michael: “[in his office talking to Creed, Gabe, and Meredith in that order] Whether you're scared of dying, or dying Alone, or dying drunk in a ditch. Don't be. It's going to be okay.”

## S7 E22 — The Inner Circle
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0722.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Deangelo creates tension when he created an inner circle of only men at the office.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Andy: “And I wrote my own companion piece to the "Vagina Monologues" called the "Penis Apologies." So I know a thing or two.”
  - Andy: “And if he doesn't listen, then he can kiss his penis goodbye. Snip snip. Am I right, girls?”
  - Deangelo: “Raise your hand if you have a vagina.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “That sounds like Pam. You know how she gets. Deangelo, she can get really bitchy. [begins bad imitation of Pam] Kevin...”
  - “Darryl: Damn!”
  - Dwight: “Pass. If I wanted to see a pissing contest, I'd lock Mose in the chicken coop.”
  - Deangelo: “Damn it, Dwight! Enough! Get your ass downstairs or find a new place to sell paper! [Dwight immediately gets up and walks out]”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Jordan: “Dwight? Deangelo wanted me to ask you if there's anything I can help you with. Dwight: Really? Anything. Jordan: Do you need anything? Dwight: Deangelo, tell your whore to leave me alone.”

## S7 E23 — Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0723.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Dwight becomes acting manager of the branch.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Ah, Jim, Jim, Jim. The gun is a Beaumont-Adams. Jo collects them. I thought we could have some nice small talk about it. And the piranha's a rescue.”
  - Dwight: “[walking around the office with the holster around his waist] Yep. Yep, yep, yep. Lookin' good. [grunts] Ohh... [stretching out his arms to better indicate the gun and holster] Oh, what a day. What a day.”
  - Andy: “Dwight, guns make me really uncomfortable.”
  - Jim: “Let's see, we all have to punch in to a time clock, which is very old, very strong, and has a slot about the size of a finger.”

## S7 E24 — Search Committee
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0724.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Jim, Toby and Gabe head up the search committee for a new manager for the branch.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Kelly: “I don't think it's professional that he was sleeping with the receptionist, and then when Erin dumped him, so that she could be with Andy, he became a total crazy stalker psycho.”
  - Dwight: “to your own private reserved parking spot, pick up your daily free coffee from Dwight's Caffeine Corner, unlimited sex breaks for you and Pam...”
  - Stanley: “The hell you will! I worked for the last boss for 15 years. According to my doctor, I don't have another 15 years if I want to keep up the same dietary and sexual lifestyle, which I intend to.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Meredith: “Okay, fine. Uhh, the guy with a tiny penis. Are you happy? [sarcastically] Let's hire that guy! [Jim looks speechless]”
  - Andy: “She may have a point there... would a small penis work? Small-to-moderate.”
  - Phyllis: “And on the tenth day he walked in, he was naked too, except a dog nose.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Jo: “Question 1. Ever shot a gun in the office?”
  - Dwight: “In an accident that no one can blame you for, an antique gun was discharged while you were acting manager.”
  - Dwight: “[comes in, slapping some papers on the table] I want an interview.”

## S8 E1 — The List
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0801.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 10+)
Summary: The office staff become obsessed when they find a list of names in two columns in Robert California's notebook.
Watch for:
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Okay. You guys ever had Margarita pizza?”
  - Andy: “Ah hah! Their interpretation of Margarita pizza.”

## S8 E2 — The Incentive
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0802.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Under pressure from Robert California, Andy introduces an incentive program to increase sales.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Darryl: “[singing] We took a shower, we were naked.”
  - Andy: “I’ll run naked through the parking lot with a donut on my ding-dong.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Yeah. C-SPAN, cocker spaniel. Spaniel because of your Spanish bloodline and cocker cause……”
  - Dwight: “DRAW SOME BLOOD! Andy: AHHHHH!!!!!!!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Pam: Ready! [flips sketch pad showing tattoo possibilities] “I’m not as think as you drunk I am!” [crowd claps and cheers] Ryan: I like it, I like it!”

## S8 E3 — Lotto
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0803.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: The warehouse staff quits after winning the lottery.
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Darryl: “Madge and a couple other guys might start a strip club, but on a boat.”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “We're lookin' at at least one suicide and one weird sex thing.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “I bet this guy didn't leave his weed in the car. OK we have to do something because this is incredibly dangerous.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Darryl: “When did I get so fat?”

## S8 E4 — Garden Party
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0804.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 1/5 (Usually fine — about 10+)
Summary: Andy throws a garden party to impress his parents.
Watch for: nothing flagged.

## S8 E5 — Spooked
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0805.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Erin worries that Andy will fire her when her Halloween party doesn't live up to Robert California's expectations.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Erin: “Ok. Let’s say that I wanted this party to be a tiny, tiny bit like that one. Just… more adult… more… scary and sexy”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Yeah, but no nipples.”
  - Bert: “Yeah, she also has boobs.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “[cuts back to a Happy Birthday cake gushing blood when cut into, a doll melts, a woman eats food and puckers her face] Is that my grandmother?”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Robert California: “It was rumored a man committed suicide there after being possessed by the devil.”

## S8 E6 — Doomsday
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0806.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Dwight convinces Andy to let him install a doomsday device that sends an e-mail to Robert California after the office makes five mistakes.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “They're both Kevin. Oscar is the Sex and the City gang and Angela, if you can picture…”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Kevin: “Uh, the man tree puts its penis”
  - Andy: “Pam, you should come with me. Dwight really likes you and your breasts are enormous that could help us.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 2 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Dwight: “You remember that one Jim? There is no way he hasn't strangled at least one stripper.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Andy: One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey and beer.”
  - Gabe: “So, tonight I was thinking, I'm gonna go to the cemetery. I'm gonna drink a little wine and I thought maybe you'd like to come with me.”

## S8 E7 — Pam's Replacement
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0807.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Pam worries that Jim thinks the temp filling in for her during her maternity leave is attractive.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Phyllis: “Yeah you have this sexy glow.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Dwight: “[to Pam] Does your husband have very soft erections? Because if not, I just grabbed a very soft penis for nothing.”
  - Dwight: “[mocking] Stop shoving me. Stop grabbing my penis. Grow up. Take off your jacket and take a seat. When it lies, the human body exhibits many telltale signs.”
  - Pam: “Pam: Yes, because she's hot, right? Dwight: Her breasts are large, her waist is small, her reproductive health in ample evidence.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Darryl: “It’s like a porno.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “The puffing of the chest, mirroring, increased blood flow to the crotch.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Gabe: “Well he’s probably a drug dealer. That’s the best way to land a hot girlfriend. You just uh get her hooked on blow.”

## S8 E8 — Gettysburg
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0808.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Andy takes a portion of the staff on an outing to Gettysburg; Part of the staff stays behind where they pitch the next big idea to Robert.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “All right, guys, a little foreplay before we do it.”
  - Jim: “I’ve been getting weird looks all day because I’m pretty sure “DM does GB” means something kinda sexual.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - Ryan: “Okay, three reasons you are wrong about True Blood. Number one- Pam: I'm going into labor.”
  - Andy: “I am a leader. But you can only inspire people so much in a place like this. So today I'm turning the inspire-factor up to ten with a little help from my friend America's bloodiest battle.”
  - Oscar: “Really? Why don't you tell us the real history, Gore Vidal?”
  - Gabe: “[aside to the audience] I need her like I need a hole in the head! [scattered chuckles from the crowd] [Gabe raises his hand with a finger pointed in the shape of a gun to his head] BANG!”
  - Kevin: “So what is Dunder Mifflin's oatmeal cookie? What is the product that no one wants? Stanley: how about that two-hole-punch letter?”

## S8 E9 — Mrs. California
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0809.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Andy is in a tight spot when Robert doesn't want him to hire his wife at the office.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Maybe over a beer after she’s closed her first sale [makes gun click noise].”
  - Susan: “Well make that a red wine and I’ll tell you my animal rankings [makes gun click noise back].”
- Suicide & self-harm — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “I feel like you’re in a suicide cult.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Robert California: “You lying son of a bitch!”
  - Robert California: “Hello Jim. [Jim tries to escape] Andy: [grabs Jim's leg] No, no. No, no, no! Don't! Damn it, Tuna!”

## S8 E10 — Christmas Wishes
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0810.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Andy attempts to grant each person's holiday wish.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Jessica is my super serious girlfriend, who is seriously awesome and seriously sexy. Only thing that's not serious, by the way? Our repartee.”
  - Andy: “Totally out of your league. So in summation, ho ho ho, please be nice to Jessica and mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault, and don't go near Gam-gam.”
  - Robert California: “It's been ten days since I had sexual intercourse.”
  - Angela: “Toby! Nobody cares about your sex-crazed black detective.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Andy: “My ex is meeting my sex....which is always scary, you know? And not just because you think they might talk about your penis...that's just part of it.”
  - Andy: “Hey! Jess, Erin, I hope you're not talking about my penis. [laughs and kisses Jessica on the cheek] Hi.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “A murder for framing.”
  - Erin: “Too late! It's already been wished! And you promised it would come true. You wrote it in an email! So, which one are you? A murderer or a liar? [Andy leaves]”
  - Dwight: “I just wanna say, this is not my fault. OK? The weak always bully the strong. Contrary to what you see in the media. I am always acting in self-defense. Occasionally preemptive self-defense. [punches Jim in the arm]”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “Either he drives or I drive. Now I'm drunk and mad.”
  - Andy: “Meredith, shut your drunk hole right now.”

## S8 E11 — Trivia
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0811.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Andy brings the staff to a trivia night in order to win money to buy Dunder Mifflin's paper to meet their sales goal.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Erin: “[shows bloody hand] Does anyone have a first aid kit?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Robert California: “It would be wasted on a manager's job.”

## S8 E12 — Pool Party
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0812.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Robert California invites the staff to his house for a pool party before he sells the property.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Robert California: “A temple to wine, revelry, sex, intrigue...”
  - Erin: “Andy's not even looking. I think sexy eating is a dead end.”
  - Dwight: “So then you won't mind if tonight I just go crazy on her, just go nuts, rrargh. With sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Robert California: “You enter this room a lawyer, a doctor, a teacher, a judge, but beyond it you're simply a penis, a vagina, hunger, ache.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “[sees wine collection] Holy cow!”
  - Robert California: “Wine collection.”
  - Darryl: “Hey Val. Want a beer? It might taste better than that pool water you've been drinking.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “That's racist! I don't know. But I would say, by looking at him, no, Darryl does not swim.”

## S8 E13 — Jury Duty
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0813.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Jim gets caught lying about having jury duty; Angela has her baby.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “[dances to Kenny Loggin's Footloose] Sex also works.”
  - Dwight: “That baby is a Schrute. And unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Dwight: “And then I inserted my penis”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Hey, Murder She Wrote. How about we drop the whole 'Murder, She Wrote' thing, okay? Jim was at the courthouse for jury duty every morning. How do I know? Because I drove him there.”
  - Jim: “Toby: You know, when I was on j-duty, uh, Strangler case, we used to recreate the various stranglings with empanadas from- at Ernesto's.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “We're best friends, actually. We're going wine-tasting next weekend, if you want to come.”
  - Angela: “The senator and I wanted to wait, but we had just seen Thor and there was way too much wine in my chicken piccata.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “Phillip is so fat.”

## S8 E14 — Special Project
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0814.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Dwight gets the opportunity to lead a special project team.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “And here's some facts for you. Did you know frogs can hear with their lungs? And that flamingos can have orgasms that last 30 minutes.”
  - Kelly: “And I will keep it with me, and I will sleep with it because it smells like you.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Pam! Ahh! Look what I can do now that she's no longer pregnant. [pretends to punch Pam in the stomach] Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!”

## S8 E15 — Tallahassee
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0815.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Dwight is set on securing the VP position up for grabs even as he battles appendicitis.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Todd Packer: “Did you say "masturbator?"”
  - Nellie: “Hunting's so primal. Almost sexual.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Nellie: “Huge, whopping penis?”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Man. Cathy: How was the drive? Jim: Fantastic. Stanley drives so fast. Stanley: Life is short. "Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse." That's one of my mottoes. Jim: I would love to hear the other mottos.”
  - Jim: “Shotgun goes to Ryan.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Giving everyone twenty minutes to shower, plus fifty for Jim to style his hair, twenty for breakfast, forty for Erin to get lost between her room and the lobby, ninety for Ryan to do his morning ecstasy...”
  - Erin: “I'm sorry to have wasted your time.”

## S8 E16 — After Hours
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0816.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Dwight and Todd Packer try to win over Nellie by trying to sleep with her; Jim worries that Cathy is trying to hit on him; The office staff works late.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Darryl: “I'm not sleeping with your girlfriend.”
  - Val: “Honey, I am not sleeping with”
  - Dwight: “I gotta be gone for a few minutes. You make sure that Packer does NOT sleep with Nellie.”
  - Dwight: “If anyone's having sex with Nellie for personal gain, it's me, and I'm not joking at all. If you don't tighten your saddle, you may fall off.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Would you like to get a cocktail?”

## S8 E17 — Test the Store
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0817.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: The team in Florida launch the test store; Andy and Pam are attacked by a group of kids in the parking lot.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Packer, you will be the sexual predator who has come to prey on the trendy teenage girls who are obsessed with the Pyramid.”
  - Todd Packer: “Schrute’s out to get me. But I’m playing the long game. As soon as he messes up, I swoop in like a sexual predator.”
- Violence & injury — 10 moment(s)
  - Toby: “Now, if your attacker is willing to defile a corpse, you better stop playing dead right away and just make it known that you’re alive.”
  - Nellie: “I was born in the little working class town of Basildon, and until the age of 32, [cockney accent] I talked like this, which was bloody horrendous, innit?”
  - Nellie: “Yeah, thank you. Loam. Bloody loam, I came from. I hit rock bottom when I auditioned for the Spice Girls. I didn’t even get a callback.”
  - Darryl: “Andy, who punched you?”
  - Andy: “Punches were going, and I ducked a few, landed a couple, and I was fighting them off. It was totally, like, like, senseless crime.”
  - Jim: “[on phone] Yeah, no, it seems to be going great. Andy got beat up by a fifth grade girl?”
  - Andy: “So in that scenario, what if the victim sucker-punches the attacker in the face? What can the attacker then do to better protect himself?”
  - Kevin: “Poor Andy! First you got beat up by a gang, and now she kicks your ass?”
  - Toby: “There’s no shame in getting beaten up by a girl. My ex-wife used to demolish me.”
  - Dwight: “Dwight: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Yeah! Nellie: [squealing] Dwight: Okay! Come on! Nellie: aagh! Dwight: Hah! Yah! [kicking and punching the air] Boom!”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Nellie: “You are gonna bloody ruin it. You’re gonna bloody ruin it because you’re a no-good half-assed cock-eyed...”
  - Dwight: “[laughs] You know what I mean? One of these buttons is -- damn it. Take over.”
  - Meredith: “What the hell, Toby?”
  - Ryan: “I- I know you’re my boss, but seriously, you need to get the hell out of my face.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Tough day. Yes. But I feel good. I put the office in their place, took a bunch of pain killers, drank a half a bottle of wine, took my pants off.  I just feel good!”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Cathy, I would like to introduce you to Fatty Gruesome.”

## S8 E18 — Last Day In Florida
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0818.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Jim learns that Robert plans to kill the store idea at the board meeting and tries to warn Dwight; Erin tells Andy that she is staying in Florida.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “[to Robert] You think you're excited? You should feel my nipples. [Robert gives a fake laugh]”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Kelly: “Thank you, for someone who actually notices this. No, I didn't lose weight. But I started using my makeup to contour my face to look skinnier. I actually put on five pounds.”

## S8 E19 — Get the Girl
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0819.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Andy heads to Florida to win Erin back; Nellie shows up at the office and attempts to take over the manager job.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Robert California: “Jim, would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?”
  - Robert California: “When two animals are having sex, one of them...”
  - Robert California: “… is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutua-- this isn't very helpful. You're gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor.”
  - Robert California: “All life is sex. And all sex is competition.”

## S8 E20 — Welcome Party
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0820.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Robert California forces the staff to throw a welcome party for Nellie; Andy tries to break-up with Jessica.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Andy: “It'll be fine. Just act natural. Do you want a gummy penis?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Nellie: “God, no. That's the most embarrassing thing of all this. What kind of fool gets her heart broken by bloody stage magician?”

## S8 E21 — Angry Andy
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0821.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Andy returns to the office to discover Nellie has taken over his job and refuses to give it up; Ryan is jealous when Kelly starts dating Jim and Pam's pediatrician.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 10 moment(s)
  - Phyllis: “If it makes you feel any better, I never had an orgasm until I was forty-two. And then when I did, it lasted 'til I was forty-four.”
  - Dwight: “By contrast, I went to sleep with an erection so large it was like I was wearing no blanket at all.”
  - Jim: “Um... I don't... Uh, yes, that time that it was very late. Uh, we'd had sex so many times already, I was exhausted...”
  - Pam: “Kelly: [cries, slams fist on desk] Why? Pam: [Ryan and Kelly make out in the nook] But she's had a bad influence.”
  - Robert California: “I never allow sexual desire to influence a business decision.”
  - Erin: “Plus, I was definitely not my normal sexy self.”
  - Gabe: “I don't really see what the problem is. Erin doesn't even like sex, remember? You said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.”
  - Nellie: “Erin, on phone memos you're writing the date American style. Month, day, year. I prefer it day, month, year. Small, bigger, biggest. Oh, sexual innuendo. Not intentional.”
  - Andy: “Oh, and another thing! Our sex life is none of your businesses!”
  - Kelly: “That was really cool. [they make out]”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Pam: “Remember how it felt when he cheated on you though?”
  - Ryan: “I can't promise you that I'll never cheat on you.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “And your stupid face! [grabs Nellie's photo off the wall and smashes it on the ground] And your stupid office! [punches hole in the wall] Ah!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Jim: “I was very drunk.”

## S8 E22 — Fundraiser
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0822.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: The staff attend a fundraiser hosted by Angela's husband.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Angela: “Andy: Hello! Did anyone order a blast from the past, with a side order of sexy?”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Nellie: “I knew this would happen! Everybody told me if I moved to America, I'd be murdered.”
  - Dwight: “Could be a knife, could be a gun.”
  - Darryl: “Looking good, RC! Robert California: Ugh, I hate ties! I feel like I'm being strangled like I'm at some erotic asphyxiation sex club over on I-84.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Hello everyone, I am Andy Bernard and I am going to take that bitch home!”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “you people should be ashamed of yourselves! How many courses did we have tonight, two? Three maybe, if you choose the pudding? I mean what waste! these tables tarted up like Victorian whores!”

## S8 E23 — Turf War
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0823.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: A turf war ensues when Robert fails to implement a transition plan when a branch closes.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Nellie: “I mean, the man talks of nothing but sex.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Robert California: “Closing the Binghamton branch never occurred to me before today. Or, I guess, last night. But, in vino veritas as they say, I’m not gonna start doubting my drunken self now.”

## S8 E24 — Free Family Portrait Studio
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0824.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Andy arranges for David Wallace to buy back the company to make him the regional manager again.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Robert California: “pep talk. Sexuality is a spectrum. It's a paradox to think of any sexual activity as "normal." It gets better but it also gets vastly more complicated.”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Hide: “Coconut penis.”
  - Robert California: “Everyone's better than this, because this is the worst thing I have ever seen. [drinks coconut penis energy drink] Why'd they add coconut? I miss original.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Nellie: “You're dirty, you stink of booze, you're limping inexplicably.”
  - Jim: “No, no, see? This is what we're talking about. I mean, what was that accent? And last time I checked, you were drunk and now you're not drunk...”

## S9 E1 — New Guys
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0901.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: The office is joined by two new guys who the office dubs new Dwight and new Jim. Andy tries to force Nellie out.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Angela: “Well, I need to give my cat up for adoption. Kevin: The one who uses the doorbell, or the one with the Mexican hat, or the one with the rain galoshes, or the one you let go around naked?”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Toby: “This is a bloodbath. Alright, I’m calling this.”
- Swearing — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Now, I don’t like to throw around the b-word, but I’m going to be a huge bitch to you.”

## S9 E2 — Roy's Wedding
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0902.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Jim and Pam attend Roy's wedding. Nellie tries to initiate a special project involving charity.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Clark: “Pff. Guess I'll just head over to the mall then. Buy Erin some sexy, fun outfits.”
  - Andy: “Uh-huh. And I want her to feel very comfortable in her very sexy skin. So, everybody say something that you like about her body. All right? Darryl.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Clark: “Think it over. [punches Pete]”
  - Pete: “That Clark, huh? Errr [punches palm] Ca!”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Clark: “You'll just come over, put on little lipstick, loosen up with a glass of red wine and then we'll just run through a few stories.”

## S9 E3 — Andy’s Ancestry
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0903.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Nellie convinces Andy that he is distantly related to Michelle Obama; Pam tries to teach Nellie how to drive.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Nellie: “My ex behaved like Nixon. All of the lying. None of the sexual charisma. [pauses] I just made a joke there.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Pam: “Nellie: Oh no! Oh! An affair!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “Cool! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! [mimics stabbing into Angela’s throat]”

## S9 E4 — Work Bus
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0904.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Jim convinces Dwight that the office has safety issues so Jim sets up a temporary office in the parking lot.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Jim: “”..breast pain...””
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “I was just asking a question, Toby. How are you not murdered every hour?”
  - Jim: “Like if we were in some biker bar and she mouthed off to some bikers and they came lumbering over and I was like wham! [mimes punch] Gotta go through me first.”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Erin: “[bumps into Meredith] Sorry. Meredith: Lose weight. Erin: I'm trying. Sorry.”

## S9 E5 — Here Comes Treble
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0905.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: It's Halloween at the office and Andy invites his college's capella group to perform at the party; Jim and Pam disagree over how much to invest in the new sports business.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “I had sex with a snowman.”
  - Nellie: “I’m sexy Toby.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “I mean, I could try destroying the pumpkin... Dwight: [as Jim approaches with a knife] Jim, no. No. No! No!”
  - The Senator: “All having this wonderful Halloween gathering. Excuse me, is that punch?”
- Swearing — 6 moment(s)
  - Andy: “I knew you would go there, you son of a bitch!”
  - Andy: “Doesn’t mean you’re the best singer ever. Dick.”
  - Dwight: “I never should have hollowed out this damn pumpkin in the first place.”
  - Stanley: “Show some pride. This is crap.”
  - Dwight: “I agree. Yes, crap. Continue.”
  - Andy: “Whoa! Whoa! What the hell is Broccoli Rob doing here?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Andy: Did you maybe tell them that or...? Broccoli Rob: I just-- I just started yappin’ about the old days, and I guess the wine coolers were flowing, and, you know, somehow things just got hinky.”

## S9 E6 — The Boat
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0906.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Andy deals with the aftermath of his family losing all their money; Jim, Pam and Nellie pulls a radio interview prank on Dwight; Kevin finds out about Oscar and Angela's husband.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Pam: “Nellie: Well why don't I go and tell Dwight so he can stop being such a complete nipple.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “So yes, Senator Lipton and I are having an affair.”
  - Kevin: “I totally forgot about the affair for a minute. [laughs] Oscar is having sex with the senator and Angela doesn't even know. [laughing still] Her life is a complete sham!”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Toby: “A few years ago, when I was on the jury of the Scranton Strangler..”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “Hey, so that good looking single brother of yours? Heard he's on a downward spiral with booze.”
  - Andy: “Yeah. Yeah I know how to hoist the mail sail, I know to...I, I, these buttons control boat pumps and stuff. I also know where the booze stash is. So, hello. [Opens door, Andy's brother is passed out inside] Walt?”
  - Pete: “Hey, some buddies of mine are going to Poor Richard's for beers and pool, you wanna come? I can't promise you too much, but uh, you might get to meet my friend flipper.”
  - Pete: “Oh. Nope. It's not that, he uh, uh he flipped a table one time when he was drunk.”

## S9 E7 — The Whale
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0907.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: The ladies of the office try and help Dwight pitch to a female client; Angela and Oscar think the Senator is cheating on them.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Business partner: “[laughing] Uh, yeah, that sounded kinda spooky-sexy, over here Halpert.”
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Dwight: “Thank you. I’m so proud of them. I carried each one of them for nine months inside of my torso and then pushed them out of my vagina.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Angela: “[chuckles] Angela: [whispering] I think the senator is having an affair.”
  - Pam: “Jim and I are pretty sure she had an affair with her ex-assistant Hunter. He was 17. But she looks great. If she asks, will you tell her I said that?”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Jan: “You son of a bitch. You’re firing me? Where the hell do you get off?”
  - Andy: “Andy: What else can I show you? Oh, damn it!”
  - Jan: “I don’t recall. And yes, Molly is crap.”

## S9 E8 — The Target
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0908.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Angela wants to put a hit out on Oscar; Jim has to wine and dine Phyllis and Stanley for a favor.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Angela: “They’re sleeping with my husband.”
  - Pete: “All right, this next one goes to Darryl for pocket dialing a customer while having sex.”
- Nudity & bodies — 6 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Dwight: “When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?”
  - Angela: “[upon seeing Dwight naked] Ugh!”
  - Dwight: “I know. That’s not why I’m naked. I always work out without my clothes. [does jumping jacks]”
  - Dwight: “Oh, I’m sorry, your vigilante privileges ended when you broke up with me. If I’m not in your panties, I don’t go vigilantes. Why don’t you ask your husband?”
  - Angela: “My pastor said it can come from breast feeding.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “Yesterday, Angela may or may not have figured out that I’m having an affair with her husband.”
- Violence & injury — 5 moment(s)
  - “Angela: Murder.”
  - Dwight: “You can’t have someone murdered.”
  - Angela: “Do you have a gun?”
  - Dwight: “[snickers] Does he own a gun? Show her.”
  - Dwight: “Do you have any idea how many guns Trevor’s had stolen from him?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Phyllis: How much wine do you have?”
  - Jim: “[wine bottle clangs on plate]”
- Fat-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Pam: “your mama is so fat, when she wears red, people yell, “Hey, kool-aid.” Yeah, your mama’s fat.”

## S9 E9 — Dwight Christmas
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0909.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: When the staff forgets about Christmas, Dwight is able to throw his version of Christmas.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “I didn't realize how many of Angela's opinions I agreed with, until she tried to have my kneecap shattered for sleeping with her husband. She makes a lot of very sound points.”
- Violence & injury — 4 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “"now, i have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho."”
  - Kevin: “Oh, yeah, and when he takes the gun off his back, and he's like, "Yippie-Ki-Yay, mother--"”
  - Toby: “the alleged Scranton strangler, because he's in prison [Jim and Daryl walk out of the kitchen] for something he may not have done.”
  - Toby: “The Scranton strangler. George Howard Skub. Haven't I told you about the jury I was on a couple years ago?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “That is gluhwein, otherwise known as glow-wine, also used to sterilize medical instruments. And, interesting factoid, this is the very spoon that guided my soft skull through the birth canal when I was born. Enjoy.”
  - Erin: “[Reading the email from Andy] "What up, shorty? We got in last night, sold the boat, went out, got drunk, saw life of pi, got super depressed and introspective.”
  - Darryl: “[Talks drunk angry] Jim, that guy. [Scoffs] You gotta stick to your word! Like when you say something to a buddy, a real buddy...what are you gonna do, lie? To your buddy? [Sighs] It's awful.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “[Continues reading] "His partner, zwarte piet, or black Peter, a slave boy, often portrayed in colorful pantaloons and blackface."”

## S9 E10 — Lice
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0910.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Pam brings lice into the office and lets Meredith take the fall.
Watch for:
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “[Angela is slapping mayo on Oscar's head] Angela. Angela: You don't want bugs. You know? Who knows where those bugs will end up?”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Let's go get a beer.”

## S9 E11 — Suit Warehouse
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0911.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Dwight gets Clark to help him with a sale; Darryl has an interview at Jim's company.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Clark: “Kevin: Hey, so how was it? I mean… the sex with Jan.”
  - Clark: “Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Jim: “And as you know, I was a paper salesman. [whispers to Darryl] Hey, I find it helps if you just picture everybody naked. [group overhears and chuckles]”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Clark: “It was sick! [Dwight imitates sawing and blood spurting out of his neck, then makes a dying noise]”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Clark: “Like the time that you got drunk and, and then… Killed those kids on their way to prom!”

## S9 E12 — Customer Loyalty
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0912.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 2/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: The office believes that Erin and Pete have feelings for each other; Jim misses his daughter's recital because of a business meeting.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Kevin: “Your feelings for Erin? Probably your heart... and a little bit your penis.”
- Affairs / cheating — 2 moment(s)
  - Angela: “Well, I think it would be immoral for Erin to cheat on Andy.”
  - Erin: “Oh, I’m sorry. Didn’t you cheat on Andy?”

## S9 E13 — Junior Salesman
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0913.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Clark has to compete against a bunch of Dwight's friends and family for the job of junior salesman.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Jim: “Darryl: Your friends are like Spider-man, if he had gotten bitten by a spider and then got really into masturbating.”

## S9 E14 — Vandalism
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0914.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 4/5, language 3/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Pam is upset when she finds her mural has been defaced; Darryl finds out Jim is a slob when they sublet an apartment together in Philly.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s)
  - Darryl: “Just a couple of grown, sexy-ass roommates.”
- Nudity & bodies — 4 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Dwight: “Ugh! Don't sympathize. You're ruining the mood. Back to work. Draw his penis.”
  - Dwight: “Yes. Or nipplous breasts. Perhaps.”
  - Pam: “Yeah. And he has saggy boobs.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “The son of a bitch is Malaysian.”
  - Dwight: “Good. I'm glad you feel better. This has been a wonderful day. I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.”
  - Jim: “Oh, crap. Were those yours?”
  - Darryl: “[playing video game with Jim] Oh. Come on! Jim: Oh. Oh! Darryl: Damn! Jim: [imitating game announcer] You win. [Darryl throws empty can on floor] How good did that feel? Darryl: That felt really good, actually.”
- Racism & slurs — 1 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “And if you ask me, it's time we bid bigotry hasta luego.”

## S9 E15 — Couples Discount
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0915.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: The staff celebrates Valentine's Day by going out to a local nail salon for couple's discounts; Jim and Pam have lunch with Brian.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Nellie: “My boyfriend does look like a pretty girl, doesn't he? Yes, a very little pretty girl. And you know what, now that you are developing, we should go and get you a training bra. [both laugh at Clark]”
  - Dwight: “No, Jan! Please do not listen to this boob! Remember Clark. He gave you everything. Everything.”
- Swearing — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Rick-a-dick-doo, rick-a-dick-dick-dick, rick-a-dick-doo.”
  - Dwight: “Rick-a-dick-dick-doo.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “Yeah, let's get some booze and some cocaine and just blow it out. No consequences.”
  - Jim: “Yeah, yeah. No, totally. That's good. So, should we just get a bottle of wine later and celebrate?”
  - Jim: “You know what? Maybe we should cancel that bottle of wine tonight.”

## S9 E16 — Moving On
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0916.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: Andy learns that Erin is now seeing Pete; Pam interviews for a job in Philadelphia.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 3 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Stanley: I'm the same way with horny people.”
  - Gabe: “Gabe: You must be pretty horny.”
  - Clark: “Was he like the sexy librarian?”
- Nudity & bodies — 3 moment(s)
  - Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  - Andy: “Kinda painful to chat with you Pete. Ever since the old one-two punch to my scrotum pole. Translation: penis. Translation? My manhood.”
  - Shirley: “New clothes? What for? [Aunt Shirley's boob shows]”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Nellie: “No. Toby, you cannot keep blathering on about this Scranton Strangler. Do something about it. Get it out of your system, whatever it takes.”
  - Toby: “I'm gonna talk to the strangler.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 4 moment(s)
  - Pam: “Oh, wow. Seriously? Oh my gosh, is that champagne?”
  - Jim: “Are you kidding? We're in Philly. We're having dinner together. And this is just consolation champagne. It's from the part of France that immediately gave up to the Nazis. Here.”
  - Dwight: “We have wasted too much of our lives ignoring the fact that we belong together.”
  - Alice: “I wasted two years of my life on you, you realize that right?!”

## S9 E17 — The Farm
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0917.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: After Dwight's aunt dies, his sister and brother return for her funeral; Todd Packer returns to the office.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Todd Packer: “From that place 'Nipples'.”
  - Todd Packer: “And, personified your breasts.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - German Minister: “[approaches Fannie, offering a shotgun] Would you want to do the honors?”
- Swearing — 5 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “I get red dirt. Nobody is getting red dirt. I should've kept my mouth shut. We're not even that close. I've only known Dwight... 12 years. 12 years. Time is a son of a bitch.”
  - Jeb: “[gathers and tastes soil] Huh. It's crap soil. Nothing's going to grow here.”
  - Phyllis: “OK. Packer can go to hell.”
  - Todd Packer: “Hey, uh, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for screwing you. Meredith: I'm not sorry about it. Todd Packer: I am. It was my rock bottom.”
  - Jeb: “Whoever's managing this thing is gonna have a hell of a job.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “Did you get diarrhea or were you stoned?”

## S9 E18 — Promos
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0918.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 3/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: The promo for the documentary is finally released.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 4 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Phyllis is masturbating. In the office right now as we speak.”
  - Dwight: “It's OK guys, she's no longer horny.”
  - Angela: “What? Why would they...wait a second, wait a second! What was that? [pauses on her and Dwight leaving the warehouse area where they've just had sex] Oh! I didn't know they were filming then!”
  - Toby: “He- he can't do that. Turns out she's allowed to have feelings of sexual arousal. It doesn't become a violation until she physically acts on it.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “I am a very private person. I show 'em when I wanna show 'em. Who wants a taste? [lifts shirt to flash camera] Boob sauce!”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Pam: “Phyllis has gotten into audio books and lately she's been listening to 50 Shades of Grey. Which, if you don't know what it is, it's a book about um... Clark: It's porn. Pam: Yeah.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Angela: “Yes and I cheated on you with Dwight, it looks like they got it on film. I didn't tell you about it.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Kevin: “Toby: A little ironic that I'm going to be kind of a TV star, because my last Chad Flendermen novel [groups groans] was based on a murdered TV star.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Brian: “Alright, that's for you. [hands her beer]”

## S9 E19 — Stairmageddon
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0919.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: Stanley refuses to go on a sales call with Dwight because the elevator is broke; Jim and Pam begin marriage counseling.
Watch for:
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Erin: ““Though it mostly focuses on the daily realities of office life, a lurid subplot reveals the hypocrisy of a local public figure embroiled in a gay affair while preaching family values.””
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Stanley: “Dwight: Well—no, no—n— Stanley: [stabs his own leg with a tranquilizer dart and falls to the ground] Dwight: [stomps on the ground] We need a winch and a hoist.”
  - Dwight: “[fires tranquilizer gun at Stanley]”
  - Dwight: “[fires tranquilizer gun twice]”
- Homophobic jokes — 1 moment(s)
  - “Reporter #1: Senator, were always gay, or did your wife turn you gay?”

## S9 E20 — Paper Airplane
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0920.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 2/5 (Mild — okay from about 10+)
Summary: The staff competes in a paper airplane contest.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 2 moment(s)
  - Andy: “I'm not comfortable doing my own stunts. I'll get nude if you want me to, I'll go full Lena Dunham but I”
  - Director: “Dude, we don't need you to go nude, OK? So just do the eyewash, Ok? That's all we're asking.”
- Slut-shaming — 1 moment(s)
  - Angela: “I had a chance with Dwight, but I didn't take it. And if I went back now, when I'm broke and he just inherited a farm, I'd be one of those gold-digging tramps you read about that try to bag a farmer.”

## S9 E21 — Livin' The Dream
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0921.html
Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Andy quits as regional manager to focus on his acting career; Jim dedicates more time at Dunder Mifflin to save his marriage.
Watch for:
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 1 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “Hey, good choice, man. Seriously. Don’t want to see you in a porn next year.”
- Violence & injury — 3 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “I’m sorry. I’ve just waited for this moment my entire life. I mean, I was interim manager once, but then I shot that gun.”
  - Dwight: “[kicking and punching] Basher, Thrasher, Crasher and— Jim: Smasher!”
  - Dwight: “I would like to invite you all to my black belt ceremony, right here in the office at lunch, lunch not provided. Jim: Fireball! Dwight: Ah! [throws punch] That’s how it’s done. Jim: That’s pretty good. I feel safe.”
- Swearing — 3 moment(s)
  - Andy: “Huge dick move but very effective.”
  - Kevin: “Well, Andy, your plan sucks, okay? Nobody is going to hire you ever. You’re too character-y to be a lead and you’re not fat enough to be a great character actor.”
  - Oscar: “And get you the hell outta that place.”

## S9 E22 — A.a.r.m.
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0922.html
Scores: violence 1/5, sex 3/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 10+)
Summary: Andy auditions for a singing competition; Dwight hires an assistant to his assistant to the regional manager...himself; Kevin is jealous of Phillip.
Watch for:
- Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Plus her dowry contains a walk-in freezer full of frozen, premium cattle sperm.”
  - Oscar: “I can’t believe the doc is finally going to air. When this thing started, I was still having sex with women. As was Kevin, I believe.”
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Oscar: “He just keeps spitting out the nipple.”
- Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s)
  - Stanley: “Over the course of this documentary I’ve had three affairs. If you find my body in a ditch, let me save the police some trouble: my wife did it.”
- Violence & injury — 1 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “A lot of them are the same people because we’re third cousins, which is great for bloodlines and isn’t technically incest.”
- Swearing — 4 moment(s)
  - Andy: “A cappella is all about pitch, and I am nothing if not a total pitch bitch.”
  - Meredith: “I’d better come out of this smelling like a rose. I’ve been on my best behavior for nine years. If it wasn’t for the cameras, I would’ve done some truly vulgar crap.”
  - Dwight: “Damn straight.”
  - Jim: “Get the hell outta here.”

## S9 E23 — Finale
URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/the-office/0923.html
Scores: violence 2/5, sex 4/5, language 1/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13)
Summary: The office staff reunites for a panel discussion and Dwight and Angela's wedding.
Watch for:
- Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s)
  - Pam: “I think she looks good. Now that she’s wearing sports bras, we don’t see her boobs as much.”
- Porn / strippers / sex work — 3 moment(s)
  - Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
  - Dwight: “No, we haven’t ordered anything. No one’s even taken our drinks. Uh, what is the chef special? [music plays and stripper starts dancing on Dwight]”
  - Meredith: “Take it off. [music play]. Yeah! Good song choice, Jakey. Stripper’s only as good as his song.”
- Violence & injury — 2 moment(s)
  - Dwight: “Oftentimes, in Hollywood portrayals of bachelor parties, there are accidental murders.”
  - Minister: “Just stab ‘em on in there.”
- Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s)
  - Meredith: “I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story with anyone out there who thinks they’re the only one to take a dump in a paper shredder. You’re not alone sister. Let’s get a beer sometime.”