# Wednesday — parent guide (16 episodes) Source: https://watchwiththekids.com/wednesday.html Scoring: violence, sex and language each 1–5; overall = the highest of the three. Buckets: 0 all clear (1–2), 15 gray area (3), 1 hard pass (4–5). ## S1 E1 — Chapter I: Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0101.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: When a deliciously wicked prank gets Wednesday expelled, her parents ship her off to Nevermore Academy, the boarding school where they fell in love. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - [Explicit · Early in episode] attempted murder charges. - [Explicit · Early in episode] Chowed down on that kid she murdered. - [Explicit · Early in episode] Look, I know these murders - [Explicit · Mid episode] my favorite unsolved murder. - [Explicit · Late in episode] may be a murderer, - [Moderate · Mid episode] Winner draws first blood. - [Moderate · Mid episode] never bring a knife to a sword fight. - Swearing — 3 moment(s) - [Moderate · Late in episode] Still think you're weird as shit, though. - [Mild · Early in episode] What the hell did you do to my room? - [Mild · Mid episode] of scaring the hell out of people? - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - [Moderate · Early in episode] getting stoned. ## S1 E2 — Chapter II: Woe Is the Loneliest Number URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0102.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 4/5, overall 4/5 (Skip for under 13) Summary: The sheriff questions Wednesday about the night's strange happenings. Later, Wednesday faces off against a fierce rival in the cutthroat Poe Cup race. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 1 moment(s) - [Mild · Late in episode] Most sneak in to make out. - Violence & injury — 11 moment(s) - [Explicit · Early in episode] a Nevermore student is the murderer, - [Explicit · Early in episode] Rowan's murder. - [Explicit · Early in episode] as the daughter of a murderer? - [Explicit · Early in episode] and the only thing he murders - [Explicit · Early in episode] why you claim you witnessed a murder. - [Explicit · Early in episode] Want to take a stab at being social? - [Explicit · Early in episode] I do like stabbing. - [Explicit · Mid episode] that can prove he was murdered - [Moderate · Early in episode] No footprints, no blood, - [Moderate · Mid episode] the bloodhound to play fetch. - [Mild · Late in episode] to beat her at her own game. - Swearing — 7 moment(s) - [Moderate · Mid episode] Payback is going to be a bitch. - [Moderate · Mid episode] He doesn't tell me shit. - [Moderate · Mid episode] Holy shit. Wh Why would he do that? - [Mild · Early in episode] Sartre said, "Hell is other people." - [Mild · Mid episode] Better not be talking crap - [Mild · Late in episode] give a damn about Rowan? - [Mild · Late in episode] She treats you like crap, ## S1 E3 — Chapter III: Friend or Woe URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0103.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Wednesday stumbles on a secret society. During Outreach Day, Nevermore's outcasts mingle with Jericho's normies in Pilgrim World. Fudge, anyone? Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - [Moderate · Early in episode] She makes a killer virgin mojito. - [Moderate · Mid episode] a lot of kids go to hook up, right? - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - [Mild · Early in episode] the occasional midnight skinny-dip. - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - [Moderate · Late in episode] I'll nail-gun his. - [Mild · Mid episode] sans the desire to strangle him - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - [Moderate · Early in episode] Volunteers, prick up thine ears. - [Moderate · Late in episode] Okay, he was a sadistic asshole. - [Mild · Early in episode] After the crap she pulled in the Poe Cup, - [Mild · Early in episode] there's no way in hell. - [Mild · Early in episode] Just find the damn bear - [Mild · Mid episode] How the hell should I know? - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - [Explicit · Mid episode] Squatters and meth heads - [Moderate · Mid episode] I'm not afraid of being stoned by you. ## S1 E4 — Chapter IV: Woe What a Night URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0104.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Wednesday asks Xavier to the Rave'N dance, sparking Tyler's jealousy — but Thing's got something up his sleeve. Meanwhile, Eugene stakes out the cave. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - [Moderate · Mid episode] for horny gypsy moths. - [Mild · Early in episode] turn to sexual trickery - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - [Explicit · Early in episode] These murders aren't mindless. - [Explicit · Mid episode] If you hear me screaming bloody murder, - [Moderate · Early in episode] There's even a DJ. MC Blood Suckaz. - [Moderate · Mid episode] and that's a dried blood sample - [Mild · Early in episode] and spiked punch? - [Mild · Mid episode] Oh, make sure nobody spikes the punch. - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - [Moderate · Early in episode] "First date. Stand back, bitches! - [Moderate · Late in episode] for the shitty hand he's been dealt. - [Mild · Late in episode] What the hell are you doing? - [Mild · Late in episode] I fell for your crap. - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - [Moderate · Late in episode] and kind of stoned myself with my snakes. ## S1 E5 — Chapter V: You Reap What You Woe URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0105.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: During Parents Weekend, Wednesday digs into her family's past — and accidentally gets her dad arrested. Enid feels the pressure to "wolf out." Watch for: - Violence & injury — 12 moment(s) - [Explicit · Early in episode] he was accused of a murder - [Explicit · Early in episode] accused of murder - [Explicit · Early in episode] Just hard to stomach a murderer - [Explicit · Early in episode] Murderous secrets - [Explicit · Early in episode] and why are you accused of murdering him? - [Explicit · Mid episode] to put away his murderer. - [Explicit · Mid episode] you've been arrested for murdering. - [Explicit · Mid episode] brimming with murderous intent. - [Explicit · Mid episode] also murdered the coroner. - [Moderate · Mid episode] Gun was legal and registered in his name. - [Moderate · Mid episode] They found you as cold-blooded as I do. - [Moderate · Mid episode] Garrett's blood on his hands, - Suicide & self-harm — 2 moment(s) - [Explicit · Early in episode] Sounds positively suicidal. - [Explicit · Mid episode] The suicide note says - Swearing — 5 moment(s) - [Moderate · Early in episode] Son of a bitch. - [Mild · Early in episode] and talk about my crap? - [Mild · Early in episode] You think he'd give a damn about - [Mild · Mid episode] How the hell did you get in? - [Mild · Mid episode] he's got the whole damn family's. - Alcohol & drugs — 1 moment(s) - [Mild · Late in episode] in a drunken stupor. It was his idea. - Racism & slurs — 2 moment(s) - [Explicit · Mid episode] Garrett's father, an outcast-hating bigot, - [Explicit · Late in episode] from harm and bigotry. ## S1 E6 — Chapter VI: Quid Pro Woe URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0106.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Wednesday's friends throw her a surprise birthday party. They mean well... but she'd much rather mark the miserable occasion by solving the murders. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 2 moment(s) - [Explicit · Mid episode] was accused of murdering. - [Mild · Mid episode] and 364 days to beat her. - Swearing — 6 moment(s) - [Moderate · Early in episode] She's like the ghost of bitchiness future. - [Mild · Early in episode] doesn't give a damn about your well-being. - [Mild · Mid episode] I kind of felt like crap. - [Mild · Mid episode] Sheriff, pick up your damn phone, - [Mild · Mid episode] What the hell were you doing there? - [Mild · Late in episode] Wednesday, what the hell are you thinking? ## S1 E7 — Chapter VII: If You Don't Woe Me by Now URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0107.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Kooky Uncle Fester pays a visit and shares his theory about the monster. Wednesday begrudgingly agrees to a date with Tyler at Crackstone's crypt. Watch for: - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - [Moderate · Mid episode] and I'm on a break. - Violence & injury — 7 moment(s) - [Explicit · Early in episode] Mayor Walker was murdered, - [Explicit · Early in episode] Monsters, murder, mayhem. - [Explicit · Mid episode] He was stabbed! - [Explicit · Late in episode] about Mayor Walker's murder. - [Explicit · Late in episode] of murdering the mayor? - [Moderate · Late in episode] Knife from behind the back. Cowards. - [Moderate · Late in episode] Drop the knife. Down on your knees. ## S1 E8 — Chapter VIII: A Murder of Woes URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0108.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Wednesday lands in trouble with Principal Weems, but that's just the start of her problems. To fight an ancient evil, she'll need all her friends' help. Watch for: - Nudity & bodies — 1 moment(s) - [Mild · Early in episode] I'd wake up naked, - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - [Explicit · Early in episode] framing Xavier for murder - [Explicit · Late in episode] She murdered Weems and then took - [Explicit · Late in episode] Listen, Crackstone must be stabbed - [Moderate · Early in episode] covered in blood, - [Moderate · Mid episode] It is a full blood moon. - [Moderate · Late in episode] You brought a gun to a sword fight. - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - [Moderate · Late in episode] Oh, you asshole! - [Mild · Early in episode] Where the hell am I? - [Mild · Mid episode] What the hell is going on? - [Mild · Late in episode] have been slashed. Every damn one. ## S2 E1 — Chapter I: Here We Woe Again URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0201.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: After a productive summer break, Wednesday returns to Nevermore as a grudging campus celebrity — and the target of a dangerous stalker. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - [Explicit · Mid episode] falsely accused of murder, - [Moderate · Early in episode] blood everywhere. - [Moderate · Early in episode] I only sign my name in blood. - [Mild · Late in episode] the easiest punching bags. ## S2 E2 — Chapter II: The Devil You Woe URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0202.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Chaos reigns on campus as Nevermore celebrates its annual Prank Day. Wednesday confronts an old enemy and gains an unwanted ally. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 9 moment(s) - [Explicit · Early in episode] murder cawing - [Explicit · Early in episode] This isn't Galpin. He was murdered. - [Explicit · Early in episode] in some grisly murder case. - [Explicit · Mid episode] He was murdered last night. - [Explicit · Mid episode] Two murders in two days. - [Explicit · Mid episode] her murderous marionette, - [Moderate · Early in episode] Blood and orange jam. My favorite. - [Moderate · Early in episode] flying bloodsuckers. - [Mild · Mid episode] Punch it, toots! - Alcohol & drugs — 3 moment(s) - [Mild · Early in episode] for your drunken stupors. - [Mild · Early in episode] What a perfectly ironic death wasted - [Mild · Mid episode] and daily drug cocktails. ## S2 E3 — Chapter III: Call of the Woe URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0203.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 2/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: Stripped of both her ability and Goody's book, Wednesday is forced to do some old-fashioned detective work on a school camping trip. Watch for: - Sex & hookups — 2 moment(s) - [Moderate · Mid episode] I'll be sleeping with one eye open. - [Moderate · Mid episode] I'm not sleeping with a zombie. - Violence & injury — 6 moment(s) - [Explicit · Early in episode] Galpin was murdered - [Explicit · Early in episode] the murderer first. - [Explicit · Early in episode] New England corpse moth. - [Explicit · Late in episode] Harboring a murderous zombie will get - [Moderate · Mid episode] you're not completely bloodless. - [Moderate · Late in episode] Still bringing a knife to a sword fight? ## S2 E4 — Chapter IV: If These Woes Could Talk URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0204.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 3/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: It's an Addams family investigation as Fester and Thing commit themselves to Wednesday's case. Trying to conceal one secret, Bianca stumbles on another. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - [Explicit · Early in episode] into a murderous trap? - [Explicit · Early in episode] who I currently want to murder. - [Explicit · Mid episode] Huh. You seem to attract murderers - [Explicit · Late in episode] If a Hyde murders their master, - Swearing — 4 moment(s) - [Moderate · Mid episode] Eat shit, baldy. - [Moderate · Mid episode] Holy shit. I'll talk! - [Mild · Late in episode] What the hell'd you do in there? - [Mild · Late in episode] [Dwayne] What the hell was that? ## S2 E5 — Chapter V: Hyde and Woe Seek URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0205.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: With Tyler on the loose, Wednesday readies for a risky Día de los Muertos showdown. Slurp's growing hunger poses problems for Pugsley. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 5 moment(s) - [Explicit · Early in episode] until Galpin shot him. - [Explicit · Mid episode] was shot dead after attacking you. - [Explicit · Mid episode] She murdered you, remember? - [Moderate · Early in episode] "Cool it with a baboon's blood." - [Moderate · Mid episode] of his blood he gave it to drink, ## S2 E6 — Chapter VI: Woe Thyself URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0206.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: An encounter with a spirit from Nevermore's past gives Wednesday and Enid a new perspective on one another — and puts one of their classmates in danger. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 11 moment(s) - [Explicit · Early in episode] for aiding and abetting a murderer. - [Explicit · Early in episode] Wherever there's murder and mayhem, - [Explicit · Early in episode] With corpse bells on. - [Explicit · Mid episode] that wonderful corpse-like glow. - [Moderate · Early in episode] Now I'm adding bloodhound to my resume? - [Moderate · Early in episode] was under a blood moon, correct? - [Moderate · Early in episode] like a leech to blood. - [Moderate · Mid episode] We're hot-blooded creatures. - [Moderate · Mid episode] Put the gun down. - [Moderate · Mid episode] how to castrate with a bolo knife. - [Mild · Mid episode] He slapped you so hard. ## S2 E7 — Chapter VII: Woe Me the Money URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0207.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 2/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: As the school gala looms, Wednesday digs up dirt on Dort, Enid tries not to wolf out and Morticia engages in a battle of wills with Grandmama. Watch for: - Affairs / cheating — 1 moment(s) - [Moderate · Early in episode] Medical Affairs. - Violence & injury — 3 moment(s) - [Explicit · Early in episode] [Eugene] A New England corpse moth. - [Explicit · Late in episode] that begins with a fiery murder - [Moderate · Mid episode] What your mother needs is blood. ## S2 E8 — Chapter VIII: This Means Woe URL: https://watchwiththekids.com/ep/wednesday/0208.html Scores: violence 3/5, sex 1/5, language 1/5, overall 3/5 (Preview first — about 11+) Summary: When buried family secrets are unearthed, Wednesday must race against time to prevent a dark prophecy from being realized. Watch for: - Violence & injury — 4 moment(s) - [Explicit · Early in episode] he would've turned us in for murder. - [Explicit · Mid episode] your corpse moths are airborne? - [Explicit · Mid episode] Corpse moths only have - [Explicit · Mid episode] You covered up Rowan's murder - Alcohol & drugs — 2 moment(s) - [Mild · Early in episode] My past grievances are like fine wine. - [Mild · Early in episode] You've wasted enough of my time.