The method behind every episode page

How we rate TV for kids

Informal parent guidance — not an official ratings board. You kids — your rules!

✅ 1–2 all clear 🤔 3 gray area 🚫 4–5 hard pass

Every episode gets three scores: violence, sex and language, each from 1 (none) to 5 (heavy). The overall kid-rating is the highest of the three, so one spicy category is enough to bump the episode.

1–2

All clear

Fine for most family couches.

3

Gray area

Preview first — fine for older kids depending on your rules.

4–5

Hard pass

Too spicy for little kids.

What we flag

Each theme lists how many times it comes up and the quote or scene behind it — shown verbatim from the transcript, including profanity and slurs.

Where the data comes from

Transcripts

Keyword signals plus curated overrides, scored episode by episode.

Highest wins

Overall is the max of violence, sex and language — not an average.

Quoted moments

A screening aid, not a substitute for watching with your own kids.

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