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Skip for under 13
brooklyn-nine-nine S3 E9, “9. The Swedes”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13.
Across the episode we counted 13 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (8); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S3 E9:
Well, now you and I will never hook up.
She didn't even have to ask me to donate my sperm.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S3 E9:
The hot blond guy from "True Blood"? No, the Swedish millionaire with ties to organized crime.
The blond man from "True Blood" was there.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S3 E9:
No, I was being a bitch.
I was being a bitch again! All right, I called for backup.
Yeah, well, now we're gonna search it, and find things you all missed, like this! Your own keys? Damn straight.
Please, you're just pissed we cracked the case wide open and you've got nada.
Damn it, he speaks Spanish too.
A month ago? How do I not know about this? Because we don't talk about that crap.
Flergen! Come on, is that you? I haven't seen you since Blorgenbergen, man! Who the hell are you? Give me a hand, you old dummy.
So drink in silence? This sucks.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S3 E9:
Boyle, the champagne? - Oh, well, technically it's a Hungarian Pezsgo from the Tarnok Valley.
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