Content guide
Preview first — about 11+
brooklyn-nine-nine S3 E13, “The Cruise”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 11+.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (3); Swearing (6); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S3 E13:
At least I'll die doing what I love: getting people horny at sea.
Rosa, Rosa, Rosa Rosa, Rosa It's so crowded in here, and the lighting is way too sexy to see anything.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S3 E13:
What? He was cheating on me.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S3 E13:
" All right, just put the knife down, okay? There's no murder in the all-ages piano lounge.
You're under arrest for the murder of your tenant Shirley Crouch.
Because you murdered her.
Swearing 6 moments
How Swearing shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S3 E13:
We'll just ENAC sitch, uh, of this bitch.
Holy crap, look at all this closet space.
Damn straight.
Nobody sucks up like a Boyle.
Damn! Bait dangling? If we're up on stage with you, it could spook him.
Sir, when your neighbor is playing their terrible music too loud, do you ask them to be quiet? Hell no.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S3 E13:
We're in international waters, which is also why I can smoke as much weed as I want.
But the all-ages piano lounge has bottomless margaritas.
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.