Content guide
Preview first — about 11+
brooklyn-nine-nine S5 E12, “Safe House”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 11+.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (1); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (4); Suicide & self-harm (1); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S5 E12:
So I'm like, what? And I was like, bitch, I'm not gonna sleep with you just because you promised to take me to the Bahamas.
I came alone title of my sex tape.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S5 E12:
The trackers are in your shoes, underwear, and wallet.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S5 E12:
Hey, my girlfriend's a hairdresser! And you cheated on your ex-wife with her.
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S5 E12:
You're right, it's extreme of me to try to prevent my husband from being shot in the face.
Ah, Detective Peralta, how are things going with Kevin, the love of my life? Wait, why are you here at this late hour? And whose blood is that? - Okay, I get it.
He had a gun, Jake.
If you're going to do a throat punch, it is key that you say something cool afterwards like, "choke on that.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S5 E12:
And I've killed myself.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S5 E12:
So I'm like, what? And I was like, bitch, I'm not gonna sleep with you just because you promised to take me to the Bahamas.
This place is a hell-mouth.
Damn it! Next time, sit on a pie when we can enjoy it, Scully.
Oh, damn it, peeling out.
But don't worry I'll creep them right the hell out of here.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in brooklyn-nine-nine S5 E12:
Can I tell you the craziest story? One time I was like so drunk And this meathead comes up to me.
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