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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S2 E2, “2. Holy Crap”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Peter's dour and devout 80-year-old father (voice of Charles Durning) moves in with the Griffins after he retires from the mill where he has worked for 50 years. He's a hellfire-and-damnation man, and he thinks family is heading south.
Across the episode we counted 17 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (3); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (2); Homophobic jokes (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S2 E2:
What are you doing with all them bathtubs, you heathen dummy? Pop, why you gotta be like that? We cut 'em in half, stick a Virgin Mary in them and sell them as shrines.
Well, in that case, Dad l'm gonna eat meat on Fridays, golf on Sundays laugh at Jewish comedians, and yes, sleep with my Protestant wife.
"It seems today that all you see "is violence in movies and sex on TV "But where are those good, old-fashioned values "on which we used to rely?
You're fired! Well, in that case, I'm suing you for sexual harassment.
Porn / strippers / sex work 3 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S2 E2:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
Hey, what are you doing here? I killed a hooker.
Remember when we brought in that stripper for Lombardi's birthday and it turned out to be his son? I think this is gonna top it.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S2 E2:
I'll tell you what else will be examined, this cock.
The Rhode Island Cock Society is sponsoring free check-ups for this year's Cock Awareness Week.
Perhaps you won't burn in Hell after all.
"So God cast the pagans and sinners into the fiery bowels of Hell "where their flesh burned in agony forever and ever.
I'm not a broken-down old mule! I can still work! I can still take orders! Oh, hey! Hey, look! Hey, Dad! Aw, crap.
At least I love my kids enough not to spend every minute of the day working! I'm a damn good father, and that's more than I can say about you! [Gasping.]
You know what? I'm a damn good father.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S2 E2:
Weed? Peter.
Cocktail! Aye, she's a rose.
Homophobic jokes 1 moment
How Homophobic jokes shows up in Family Guy S2 E2:
- Theme from The Dick Van Dyke Show.
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