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Family Guy S3 E5, “5. And the Wiener is...”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Meg makes the flag-girl squad at James Woods High. That's "almost a cheerleader," she boasts, but it doesn't impress the cool kids. Meanwhile, Peter (voice of series creator Seth MacFarlane) develops a severe case of Chris-envy.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (5); Violence & injury (7); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S3 E5:
"It seems today that all you see "Is violence in movies and sex on TV "But where are those|good old-fashioned values "On which we used to rely?
Nudity & bodies 5 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S3 E5:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
I care as much about the size of your penis|as you care about the size of my breasts.
I don't need to compete|with my son or his freakishly large penis.
Which is good, cos I finally have someone|to give this training bra to.
He's outside the underwear.
Violence & injury 7 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S3 E5:
|It constricts the blood vessels - Shut up.
I'm glad you want to join|the National Gun Association.
Holy crap! They're all so small! You see, Peter, the way we look at it,|a man's only as big as the gun he carries.
Let's face it, your kids will get|into your guns.
Hi! I'm Petey the pistol.
|I thought guns were bad.
I was so proud, I gave him a little congratulatory|punch in the arm.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S3 E5:
The end result of a drunken backseat|gropefest and a broken prophylactic? - I'm on the flag girl squad!|- Oh, honey, congratulations.
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