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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S3 E7, “7. Lethal Weapons”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. With a few tae-jitsu lessons under her black belt, Lois (voice of Alex Borstein) turns herself into Quahog's answer to Xena, cutting a wide swath through the hordes of obnoxious leaf-peeping tourists from New York. But soon her violent ways begin to hit home.
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (1); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (9); Alcohol & drugs (4); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S3 E7:
You're in my seat,|and I had sex with your mother last night.
"It seems today that all you see "Is violence in movies and sex on TV "But where are those|good old-fashioned values "On which we used to rely?
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S3 E7:
Like Julie Andrews in that movie|where she showed her breasts.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S3 E7:
Murderer! Stop it, both of you.
Left kick, right kick, punch combo, stomp.
Swearing 9 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S3 E7:
Bring it on, bitch!|Now how you gonna act? Sheesh! Bringin' that trash in here.
(gasp) Leafers! Holy crap.
|- Move it! Damn leafers.
Wassup? Can I get two slices of pepperoni?|- (snarls) - Who are all these people?|- Damn New Yorkers.
Get off of me! Oh, my God! Stop fighting! - Holy crap!|- Oh, my God! Mom, you could be a world champion, and no one could hit you below the belt|cos girls don't have anything down there.
Are you crazy?|- What did you say? About the seat, or about|my ploughing your father's wife? - What the hell are you doing?|- Excuse me.
Krypton sucks.
Go back where|you came from, you bastards! We'll conclude the graduation ceremony|with a demonstration by the black belts.
Whoa! What the hell are you doing?|Those are my graham crackers.
Alcohol & drugs 4 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S3 E7:
Horace, put the|Pats game on the TV and get me a few beers.
The Drunken Clam? Why couldn't we go|someplace fancy, like The Olive Garden? The breadsticks!|Me likey breadsticks! Me likey - You're a big girl now.
I brake for yard sales,|but I don't let Peter buy anything he likes, like that Narragansett beer sign|where the hot chick has two mugs for jugs.
What are they gonna do? Cut our budget?|I'm gonna go get a beer.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S3 E7:
You happy now?|- Don't you use that tone of voice, you - What were you gonna say? Fat ass?|- Wide load?
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