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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S3 E19, “Stuck Together, Torn Apart”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Lois runs into an old male friend from school and they renew their friendship. When Peter finds out, he gets jealous, to say the least. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie get themselves stuck together with industrial-strength glue. Jennifer Love Hewitt has a voice cameo as herself.
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (3); Swearing (8); Alcohol & drugs (3); Slut-shaming (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S3 E19:
"It seems today that all you see "Is violence in movies and sex on TV "But where are those|good old-fashioned values "On which we used to rely?
I guess it's better to go out|with you than some sex pervert.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S3 E19:
Party of Five?|- Was that a porno? Sometimes you gotta do a lot of crap|before they put you in anything decent.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S3 E19:
We're stuck like this for a bloody fortnight?! - You cannot tell Lois about this.
|- Cleveland, don't! Minority suspect! Minority suspect!|Danger, he's got a gun!
(sneezes) Oh, God!|There's blood in my mucus! (buzzing) Agh! What the hell is wrong with you?! Hey, there's the mail! Oh, finally.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S3 E19:
|- You son of a bitch! I can't let Peter's irrational|emotions run my life! I'm gonna call Ross and see|if it's not too late for his offer.
I guess I finally understand (yells) (yells) You better run, you little bitch! I guess I finally understand|how you can get so jealous sometimes.
|- Oh, is that how it is? Come here, you home-wrecking bastard! Don't do it, Dad! He's bigger than you! And when you went to that concert? Thank you.
What the hell is this? The new police surveillance van.
Oh, my God! That is Lois!|Why the hell would she Whoa.
The power's not supposed to go that high! (man) Damn itch.
You hungry? - (siren)|- Oh, crap.
|Are you trying to piss off the volcano? Get my back, would you? Oh, that's it.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S3 E19:
Hey, Lois, can you grab me a beer? - Lois?|- Dad, I think she went out.
Lois, can you grab me a beer?|Oh, my God!
I wouldn't bring|A glass of wine.
Slut-shaming 2 moments
How Slut-shaming shows up in Family Guy S3 E19:
Please! Where my eyes are half-closed?|- God, just take the damn compliment! - What is Lois doing with another man?|- Is it possible she's a whore?
Probably that skank who needed a ride.
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