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Family Guy S4 E5, “5. The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position. Peter identifies the other man as Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland of his wife's extracurricular activities. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lying down.
Across the episode we counted 20 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (6); Affairs / cheating (5); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
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Sex & hookups 6 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S4 E5:
Peter, he's the one we saw sleeping with Loretta!
Cleveland, Quagmire's sleeping with your wife! - What? - Quagmire slept with Loretta? Oh, my God, Cleveland! I am so sorry.
I had sex with your wife.
Why don't you come on over and we can try to get things back to the way they used to be? Remember how it was? Perhaps here there are many unsuspecting foxes to have sex with us.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Boy, that was embarrassing, huh? Walking in on Loretta and Cleveland having sex.
Affairs / cheating 5 moments
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Family Guy S4 E5:
Brian? If that wasn't Cleveland doing it with Loretta then Loretta's having an affair.
So I guess the only thing left to do is tell you that Loretta Brown is having an affair.
Which actually brings me to my next point: - Your wife's cheating on you.
Apologize? I cheat on you and you apologize to me? Cleveland Brown, you are pathetic! I disagree, but I respect your candor.
His wife cheated on him, kicked him out of the house and he doesn't seem at all affected by it.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S4 E5:
How's that feeI? You like that? Power of Christ compels you, bitch.
Lois, why the hell do we have to take a stupid CPR class? Because, Peter, none of us knew what to do when Joe was drowning.
Holy crap, a card with my name on it! I am now Peter Griffin, certified CPR.
Don't anyone panic! - What the hell are you doing? - You know, I don't think he's hurt.
Crap! Sir, do you know how loud you were reading? "The life of a silversmith's apprentice was not an easy one! " I got to figure out some way to get that card back.
Peter, knock it off! - Get you damn hands off me- - You like it dirty, don't you? What the hell are you doing? What is that in your pocket? - Lois! Somebody! - Quagmire's got you.
Damn it! This is awfuI! Somebody stop them! Do something! Good.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S4 E5:
Work is their cocaine.
This is worse than when they took away my library card for reading while intoxicated.
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