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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S4 E12, “Perfect Castaway”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When Peter and the guys go on a fishing trip, they end up in choppy waters that leave them stranded on a desert island. Months later, the guys are rescued from the island and Peter returns home to discover the new man of the house has a bark that's worse than his bite.
Across the episode we counted 18 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Swearing (9); Alcohol & drugs (4). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S4 E12:
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S4 E12:
Oh my, Chris, we can see your genitals.
Everyone's genitals are hanging out.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S4 E12:
Do you hate your body so much you have to reduce every painting of the female form to pornography? Don't you do that.
…What the hell you looking at? I say, anybody listen to Howard Stern this morning? He had some strippers in the studio.
Swearing 9 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S4 E12:
" Come here, you son of a bitch! Why do you close your eyes when we make love? I wonder how your father's first day at work went? - Dad, what the hell are you doing? - Yeah, hey, buddy.
Man, those villagers were so pissed.
Well, where the hell would he get an idea like that? Wait a second.
Brian, what the hell is wrong with you? I didn't do it on purpose.
Damn it! This is worse than being Kevin Federline's magic mirror.
Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today? Well, Kevin, I would say, first of all, don't shave or shower.
Well, if you're happy then I'm happy, because after all What? My job sucks.
Hey, Brenda, what've you got for me? Coffee? Damn, your ass looks hot.
Why are we staying? Because I'm tired of being treated like crap at work.
Alcohol & drugs 4 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S4 E12:
"Cowboy, astronaut "warlock, more powerfuI astronaut, beer expert.
I got a case of wine coolers, so we can drink every time Ryan seethes.
How'd you get the wine coolers? Oh, it's I just did some stuff for a guy in the parking lot.
I'll have a triple cheeseburger and a large fries and Do you sell pants? Hey, Meg, what's with all the beer cans? My dad got a job at the brewery and he gets lots of free beer.
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