Content guide
Skip for under 14
Family Guy S4 E21, “I Take Thee, Quagmire”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When Peter goes on a television game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire becomes smitten with her and ends up popping the question. But when Quagmire's bachelor tendencies resurface, he takes some serious steps to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Stewie fights against breast-feeding withdrawals when Lois tries to wean him.
Across the episode we counted 11 flagged moments in 5 themes: Nudity & bodies (5); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Violence & injury (2); Suicide & self-harm (1); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 5 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S4 E21:
Ow, damn, that hurts! What happened? I was breast-feeding Stewie and he bit me again.
Breast'feeding's just so painful since Stewie's teeth are coming in.
Why do you bring me here?! Ah! Brian, my breasts are so sore, and they've gotten so engorged from the weaning, I've gone up two bra sizes.
By the way, you call those cheap implants boobs? Those aren't boobs, they're lies! I can't believe it.
I can't believe how much my breasts have swollen.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S4 E21:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
All right, Quagmire, time for your lap dance.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S4 E21:
Oh, my God! I just took a shot in the dark! Holy crap! Okay, you have $1,300.
On the great space coa - Shut up, Ricky! Just shut up right now! Unless the next words out of your mouth are directions how to get back to the fish skeleton, I'm going to punch you right in the stomach.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S4 E21:
She was suicidal.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S4 E21:
We brought you guys a bottle of wine.
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