Content guide
Skip for under 14
Family Guy S5 E3, “3. Hell Comes to Quahog”, scores 2/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. After Peter buys a military tank with Meg's money, her car fund goes out the window and she's forced to get a job at the newly built Superstore in town. However, the town's economy begins to suffer when Superstore puts all the mom-and-pop shops out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands in order to save the town from the corporate giant.
Across the episode we counted 18 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (1); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (8); Alcohol & drugs (3); Fat-shaming (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S5 E3:
And we're gonna keep on drinking until we each uncover repressed memories of sexual abuse by a trusted religious official.
If I were a woman, I would press my bare boobs up against glass in public just for the sexual thrill! The sexual thrill! How do I stop?! Use the rubber stoppers on the front.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S5 E3:
Oh, hey, guys, I was just catching up on some plunger nipples.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S5 E3:
…And my hatred keeps me warm A wolverine, so you Russians best be warned Shooting Commies, drinking deer blood Peeing in the radiator Look up there, here comes a really angry Russian helicopter It has been a red dawn.
Boccie balls! I bought a tank! Are you out of your mind?! Let me show you how the gun works.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S5 E3:
Dude, those animals are so fucking funny, they make me want to merge without looking! Yeah! Rumsfeld! Hi, there, can I help you folks? Yeah, uh, my daughter's looking for a car that goes with her personality.
Ha! you are earth's bitch! Morning, civilians.
What the hell?! No, no, no, no, no, no! Hey, Peter, can you blow that towel rack down here? Thank you.
Oh, my God! Joe, my God, what happened? You just ran over me, you bastard.
Man, this sucks worse than Easter Sunday at Richard Gere's house.
You know what, just get the hell out of here.
Ah, this sucks.
That damn Superstore's ruining everything.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S5 E3:
Who's sober enough to drive? Ah, okay, who's drunk, but that special kind of drunk where you're a better driver because you know you're drunk?
I'm that kind of drunk.
Superstore USA has their own brewery on-site and can sell beer at a much cheaper price.
Fat-shaming 2 moments
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S5 E3:
Meg, what happened? Fat Ass and his drunk friends left me at the roller rink.
What are you waiting for? Dad, I'm sorry I have to say this, but you're a fat ass who's completely incapable of performing the simplest tasks.
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