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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S5 E5, “5. Whistle While Your Wife Works”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When Peter hurts his hand and his boss Angela tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery and helps him play catch-up. Meanwhile, when Stewie discovers that Brian is dating a very attractive but intellectually challenged girl named Jillian, he tries to convince Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't close the deal because she is so hot.
Across the episode we counted 20 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (5); Nudity & bodies (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (9). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 5 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S5 E5:
I think it would be so hot for you and me to have sex in my office.
Brian had sex with a really dumb girl Now he's taking his friend Stewie to get some ice cream In his car Oh, you're a poor sport.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
So I figured we could get together tonight and maybe do all those things sexually that we usually do.
Peter, for the last time, I'm not having sex with you in this office.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S5 E5:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Peter, did you Xerox your penis? Three-hundred times.
They had one on last night where the girl had a butt-face, but her breasts was immaculate.
But a moron with large breasts you can use as mountains for your Matchbox cars or whatever it is grown-ups do with large breasts.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S5 E5:
Oh, boy, I tell you I haven't felt this good since I came up with that new place to hide my porn.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S5 E5:
Let's plant a knife on him just to be safe.
Swearing 9 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S5 E5:
Oh, say, Jillian, before you go, I forget, do you know what the capital of this state is? Rhode Island City? It's like she's fucking five.
Come here, you little son of a bitch! Come here! Stop it! Stop pecking me! - Thanks, Joe.
Oh, damn it, look at my foot.
I call it Peter Griffin's bunker-busting, mega-ultra super Holy crap! Oh, my God! You blew off all your fingers.
Damn it! Maybe if we make it mad, it will come down here, and we can catch it and get the finger.
Oh, crap! I'm not even half-buzzed.
Besides, it sure beats the hell out of last Saturday when we partied with that big-horned guy from Legend.
Oh, that sucks, man! I'm wide awake.
Where the hell are those purchase orders? Yeah, it's this bum hand.
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