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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S5 E7, “7. Chick Cancer”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Stewie ties the knot with his old friend and fading child actress Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage filled with resentment and bickering, which comes to an ugly head when they join Brian and Jillian on a double date. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, and he decides to make his own movie based on the plots of every girly movie ever made.
Across the episode we counted 22 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (2); Suicide & self-harm (2); Swearing (8); Alcohol & drugs (1); Slut-shaming (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S5 E7:
You're the underachiever every woman wants to sleep with.
We have yet to have sex.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
I think about you while having sex with my wife.
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S5 E7:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Peter, have you been up all night watching chick movies? Lois, before I found these movies, women only made me cry through my penis.
Right stat now! But it was too late, and she died from a rotten vagina.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S5 E7:
Sitcom Punch Lines of the 80's.
Hey, Olivia, why don't you and I go get some punch? Oh, actually, would you mind getting some for Victor and me while we catch up? Or, a third option.
Suicide & self-harm 2 moments
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S5 E7:
I'm Sassy, that's Pouty, and this is Suicidy.
I got a bad feeling about Suicidy.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S5 E7:
Oh, God, there is no fucking drummer better than Neil Peart! It ain't easy being cheesy.
What sort of overblown contract has that dreadful bitch landed now? Most of you know Olivia as the adorable little girl in the Tasty Juice ads.
What the hell are you doing? Not much, really.
What the hell, man.
That's it, isn't it? Women respond when you treat them like crap.
And action! Joe, get out of the damn chair.
Wow, that was the worst piece of crap I've ever seen.
So, what happened? Well, you want to know what I learned this week? Being a grown-up sucks.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S5 E7:
Would Howard Hesseman lie for weed? We don't think so.
Slut-shaming 2 moments
How Slut-shaming shows up in Family Guy S5 E7:
I don't want my neighbors seeing a fat, old, dirty whore screaming at me on my front lawn.
"Whore"? - Well, maybe I should come inside.
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