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Family Guy S5 E12, “Airport '07”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire can't find another gig, so Peter and Cleveland devise a plan to help him get his old job back. When the plan flops, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner, which leads him to save the day.
Across the episode we counted 21 flagged moments in 8 themes: Sex & hookups (5); Nudity & bodies (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (1); Suicide & self-harm (1); Swearing (6); Alcohol & drugs (2); Homophobic jokes (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
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Sex & hookups 5 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S5 E12:
I could have sex with you or I could just stand over there and drink from the lake.
…You never really know what he's gonna do next He's Quagmire, Quagmire Giggity Giggity Giggity Let's have sex Let us forever remember this beautiful young woman, taken from us in the bloom of youth, yet as…
Here's the condom I said I put on.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
I meant sex.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S5 E12:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Please exercise caution when standing up as the contents of your vagina may have shifted during coitus.
You know what he once said? He said, " You know, I've got a 13-inch penis, "and Glenn Quagmire is the best damn pilot I've ever seen.
And what does 8,008 look like on a calculator? - Oh! "Boob!" - Boob! Yeah! All right! All right! All right! Boob! What if we had two calculators and we put them next to each other? Yes, yes, yes.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S5 E12:
That reminds me of a guy you might have heard of, John Holmes, the greatest porn star who ever lived.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S5 E12:
Oh, come on, Marlee! I know you can't hear them, but you got to feel those things slapping out of there.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S5 E12:
What's that in there? Doo-doos! They're stinky! Quagmire, how would you like to help me commit suicide? And then I got that job on the Starship Enterprise.
Swearing 6 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S5 E12:
Holy shit! We are fucking smoking now.
Peter, what the hell are you doing with a pickup truck?
Peter, what the hell! My car.
Oh, damn it! Hey, hey, come back.
Which one do you think I'm more pissed about? I'll remind you that I was invited here.
Damn! - Oh, no, she didn't.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S5 E12:
Hiya, kids, it's Peter Griffin's champagne dance party.
All right, now do you see a button that looks like a drunken gay guy eyeing you from across the bar? - Yeah, I see it.
Homophobic jokes 1 moment
How Homophobic jokes shows up in Family Guy S5 E12:
Yeah, and there's an annoying little homo screaming in my kitchen.
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