Content guide
Skip for under 14
Family Guy S5 E15, “Boys Do Cry”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. The family heads to church when Lois gets a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he's possessed by the devil. So, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas. Peter fits right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.
Across the episode we counted 10 flagged moments in 4 themes: Nudity & bodies (3); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (4); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S5 E15:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
It's going to go straight to my vagina.
What do we have to do? You got to sneak on to the Crawford Ranch and steal a pair of George Bush's underwear.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S5 E15:
Boy, that's even kinkier than the porn they make for senior citizens.
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S5 E15:
Where are we going? Who cares as long as it's away from those bloody church fanatics.
What's this? That's your gun.
Buy some liquor,get a free gun.
What is that, punch? - Oh, don't y'all drink that.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S5 E15:
Ever since she started smoking pot, she just kind of lays there.
What? - Nevermind Hey, you guys want to see something? Grab a beer and follow me.
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