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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S5 E18, “Meet the Quagmires”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Death grants Peter's wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a date with Lois to go to a bar and make out with a movie actress, but when he returns to the present, he discovers that he is now married to the former starlet and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have all inherited Quagmire's charming characteristics.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Violence & injury (4); Swearing (7). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S5 E18:
What are you doing here? Oh, I like to hook up with random bar guys.
Lois, what the hell? I'm gone for one night, and you sleep with Quagmire?! Mr.
Let's go play Schoolgirl And Guy Who Has Sex With Schoolgirl.
And you made dessert, too! Oh! Oh, Glenn, I love all your sex jokes and your dirty puns.
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S5 E18:
Reports suggest that all three were violated sexually before being brutally murdered.
Oh! Hey, did you guys hear on the news about President Gore hunting down and killing Osama Bin Laden with his bare hands? I know.
Al Gore is President.
And with zero tolerance gun control and a strong, well-funded educational system, there's no street crime.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S5 E18:
Son of a bitch.
Damn, I drove all the way out here.
What the hell? Where are we? Oh, my God, this is this is Newport Country Club! I used to be a towel boy here! That's right, Peter.
We are gonna raise more hell than Hellraiser.
Hey, you know what, listen, Zapped! sucks.
Aw, crap! Death! No.
Oh, damn it, Brian, what the hell am I gonna do now? I haven't screw up this bad since I bought Joe Piscopo that barbell set.
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