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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S6 E5, “5. Lois Kills Stewie (2)”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. While all of Quahog assumes she's dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer, but he goes on the run while Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Then, Stewie tries to take over the world and in the interim auditions for the AMERICAN IDOL judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. Meanwhile, Lois realizes that she must stop Stewie.
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (5); Nudity & bodies (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (8). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 5 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S6 E5:
I think it would be so hot for you and me to have sex in my office.
Brian had sex with a really dumb girl Now he's taking his friend Stewie To get some ice cream in his car Oh, you're a poor sport.
Uh, so, yeah, um so I figured we could get together tonight and maybe, um, do all those things sexually that we usually do.
Peter, for the last time, I'm not having sex with you in this office.
Lois, I really appreciate you helping me out this week, and I really appreciate you having sex with me in my office.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S6 E5:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Peter, did you Xerox your penis? Flip through it or you're fired.
They had one on last night where the girl had a buttface but her breasts was immaculate.
But a moron with large breasts you can use as mountains for your Matchbox cars, or whatever it is grown-ups do with large breasts.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S6 E5:
Oh, boy, I tell you, I haven't felt this good since I came up with that new place to hide my porn.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S6 E5:
Let's plant a knife on him just to be safe.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S6 E5:
You little son of a bitch, come here! Hey, stop, stop it, stop pecking me! Ah, thanks, Joe.
Family Guy - Episode S06E05 Whistle While Your Wife Works - Ow, damn it! - Peter, are you all right? No, no, I think you should call somebody.
Damn it, look at my foot.
I call it Peter Griffin's bunker-busting mega-ultra-super Holy crap! Oh, my God! You blew off all your fingers! What happened? Oh, my God! You know, no huge hurry, but I'm sort of out of juice over here.
Aw, crap, I'm not even half-buzzed.
Besides, it sure beats the hell out of last Saturday when we partied with that big-horned guy from Legend.
Oh, that sucks, man, I'm wide awake.
Where the hell are those purchase orders? Eh, it's this bum hand.
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