Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Family Guy S7 E11, “Not All Dogs Go to Heaven”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. The Griffin family heads to the annual Quahog "Star Trek" convention, but Stewie blows a fuse when he doesn't get a chance to ask his favorite "Star Trek: The Next Generation" cast members any questions. He devises a plan, builds a transporter and beams the entire cast to his bedroom so they can spend a fun-filled day together.
Across the episode we counted 25 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (3); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (4); Swearing (10); Alcohol & drugs (4); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S7 E11:
Hey, did you hook up - with Whoopi Goldberg on the show? - All the time.
Ben, what have I told you about trading sexual favors for Sudafed? Look, Meg, I've had enough of this.
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S7 E11:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Well, where are they? - Under your penis.
I've got girl boobs.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S7 E11:
Hey, you want to see a sweet porn website? Follow me upstairs.
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S7 E11:
…Quahog Star Trek convention, where once a year, sci-fi buffs take their lips off the barrel of a loaded gun and spend half a day adjusting their eyes to sunlight.
What do you mean you found the Lord? I've been washed in the blood of the lamb.
What is it? It's my blood.
Dear Lord, please give me the cheat codes for Mike Tyson's Punch-Out! I have been stuck on Bald Bull for four years.
Swearing 10 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S7 E11:
Oh, fuck you, Michael! Fifteen years later you've still got that attitude.
I hope you all fucking die.
Fuck! English - US - SDH
This is horse shit! And that's the last question.
What the hell? I have a question for Gates McFadden.
You bastards! I'll get my question answered one way or another.
Holy crap! No way! I know, huh? Classic.
Peter, what the hell? I don't want to catch the mumps, Lois.
It's that damn religion channel.
…of God would put you in a house where no one respects or cares about you, not even enough to get you a damn mumps shot?
Alcohol & drugs 4 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S7 E11:
Do they have beer? Hey, Brian.
With wine, red wine.
Do you like the wine? - Very much.
Well, to be honest, I lied for booze.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S7 E11:
If there were a God, would he have put you here on Earth with a flat chest and a fat ass? - I'm made in his image.
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