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Family Guy S8 E2, “2. Family Goy”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals some news about Lois' heritage. Peter takes to the family's newfound faith eagerly, but when he is visited by the ghost of his father, he changes his tune. After a visit from an old friend sets him straight, Peter and Lois agree to go back to the way things were. Meanwhile, Quagmire finds out about internet porn.
Across the episode we counted 18 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (3); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S8 E2:
You don't think I know where you've been? How dare you make a fool of me? Did you have sex with that fat kid? Did you? Answer me! Oh, my God.
A lump? Holy crap! Peter, stop that! We're not having sex.
You know what else? I picked out a sexy little Jewish outfit for you at the store.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S8 E2:
They've got, like, thousands, literally millions of naked pictures on the Internet.
You and your wonderful smile, and your beautiful eyes, and your awesome third boob that's on top of the other boob.
Peter, that's not a boob.
It appears the lump in your breast is not black gross boob death.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S8 E2:
I've been spoiled by Internet porn.
What do you mean, "Internet porn"? - You don't know about Internet porn? Don't know what? I'm not really a computer guy.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S8 E2:
What the hell? Are you out of your fucking mind? Relax, Lois.
See you later, bitches.
Quagmire, you don't use the Internet? You mean that crappy dial-up thing that's a pain in the ass? No, I don't use the damn Internet.
What the hell is going on? I sent you to pick up dinner an hour ago.
What's going on here? Where am I? What the Huh? What the hell's going on here? What? Peter! Dad? What do you think you're doing, Peter? You were raised Catholic.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S8 E2:
'" Allen Iverson, picked up for marijuana possession and carrying a concealed weapon.
You know, Horace still has one of those old beer promotion cutouts of her from, like, 1994, in the back room.
And, you know, tricking some bigger, more athletic people? Lois, not that I'm rushing you, but when do we get to the wine drinking? Hang on.
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in Family Guy S8 E2:
What? That whore! She's betrayed me worse than Lady Macbeth betrayed Duncan.
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