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Heavy — skip for under 16
Family Guy S8 E14, “Peter-assment”, scores 3/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. After Peter has some luck selling footage of a celebrity he caught off-guard, he decides to become a full-time paparazzo. To make matters worse, his new boss, Angela, finds him irresistible and plagues him with unwanted advances. When Peter rebuffs her, he winds up getting the ax. Meanwhile, Stewie makes his theatrical debut in a school play, only to be overcome with stage fright.
Across the episode we counted 28 flagged moments in 9 themes: Sex & hookups (9); Nudity & bodies (5); Affairs / cheating (3); Violence & injury (1); Suicide & self-harm (2); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (1); Fat-shaming (1); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 9 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S8 E14:
I know she's gonna make me have sex with her.
What am I gonna do? If you have sex with her, you give her all the power.
And, um, I would have had sex with you but Peter neglected to tell me that you are a complete dumpster fire.
But you can't kill yourself every time somebody won't sleep with you.
Just sleep with me just this once and it'll give me everything I need.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those Good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Your father was sexually harassed at work today.
So what? Peter, a woman can't sexually harass a man.
It was just awful sex.
Nudity & bodies 5 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S8 E14:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
What'd you do to your mother's vagina?
He's writing your name in the shower-door fog with his penis.
It was like trying to get a deflated balloon into a Uh, well, I guess a normal vagina.
Taylor rubbed my shoulders for 35 minutes in class the one day I didn't wear a bra.
Affairs / cheating 3 moments
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Family Guy S8 E14:
How's that oatmeal? Is it true you're having an affair with that oatmeal? What about the rumors that you have a full diaper? - I'm trying to eat.
Oh, if only I could, but I must to a Jew to put my affairs in order.
You cheated on your wife.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S8 E14:
Look, Angela, I came over here to punch you and maybe kick you in the boob.
Suicide & self-harm 2 moments
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S8 E14:
I'm just gonna stay here and kill myself.
Mm, well, hopefully there will be no more talk of suicide.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S8 E14:
Oh, fuck it!
God, can't you go anywhere these days without these damn paparazzi? Where're you going? Going to the bathroom? You gonna have a close encounter of the turd kind? Ha-ha-ha.
Damn, Griffin.
What the hell do I do? - I might be able to help you, Peter.
What the hell is going on here? Oh.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S8 E14:
But, Peter, you're drunk.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S8 E14:
…Murphy, what was that thing with that transvestite? Bernie Mac, how come you died? Oprah, why are you so fat?
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in Family Guy S8 E14:
Do it! - Now get out of here, you slut.
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