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Family Guy S8 E16, “April in Quahog”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog goes nuts trying to live out their last day.
Across the episode we counted 26 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (8); Nudity & bodies (1); Violence & injury (5); Suicide & self-harm (1); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (3); Racism & slurs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 8 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S8 E16:
I've never had sex.
What? You've had sex a million times.
I'm a virgin, Joe.
I don't wanna die a virgin.
Let me have sex with Bonnie.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those Good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Hey, you know what else is cool? Having sex with sunglasses on.
Man, they got some sexy monkeys down there.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S8 E16:
And the nominees for Best Actor in a Leading Role are Grover, Bluto from Popeye a red guy, a boob and Daniel Day-Lewis.
Violence & injury 5 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S8 E16:
One bloody Slinky.
Aw! And a blood-spattered Mr.
I went this morning with a shotgun, and now I have a lion.
If your wife ever tells you you're not special punch her really hard right in her hepatitis.
Did I punch you too hard?" "Yes, you don't know your own strength.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S8 E16:
And with only 87 suicides and widespread looting we think this was a successful practical joke.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S8 E16:
I am so fucking ready.
Morning, assholes.
You were excited when you thought there was fecal matter involved? What the hell is fecal matter? - Waste.
Off to another day of jury duty, sweetie? Yeah, and it sucks.
Peter, what the hell? I went to the zoo last week and asked, and they told me to scram.
Hey, uh, they're really pissed at me, aren't they? Oh, look who's starting to get it.
Now, which one do I press to shoot now? Damn it.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S8 E16:
And nowadays things are different, so I got some crystal meth.
You know, I was just thinking, when I was your age my Uncle Roy shared a beer with me.
Anyway, I thought him sharing that beer with me was the coolest thing ever.
Racism & slurs 1 moment
How Racism & slurs shows up in Family Guy S8 E16:
See you, ching chong.
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