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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S8 E20, “Something, Something, Something, Dark Side”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. In a special one-hour episode, Family Guy's homage to the "Star Wars" saga continues with a retelling of "The Empire Strikes Back".
Across the episode we counted 21 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (5); Swearing (12); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S8 E20:
Look, how about this? You buy the condenser, and I'll make out with you.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S8 E20:
Prepare to fire giant boob-nipple gun.
Naked chicks.
Violence & injury 5 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S8 E20:
Prepare to fire giant boob-nipple gun.
Okay, the door's gonna open and you guys say, "Freeze," and point your guns at them.
How am I supposed to run with this? Have we ever hit anybody with these guns? I hit a bird once.
All right, Chewie, punch it.
All right, Chewie, punch it! Oh, man.
Swearing 12 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S8 E20:
Get the fuck out of my bounty hunter meeting.
Hug it out, bitch.
You know it, bitches! Hey, Imperial fleet, get ready to suck some Dack! - I think we're doomed.
I would've also accepted the scene at the end, at the basketball game, where the guy in the crowd has his dick out.
He's in the stands, way in the background, and he's totally got his dick out.
That is a bitch you see.
Then I'll see you in hell! Wait, Han.
Damn these stubby arms! Well, this is no better.
Hey, what'd you end up doing with that dog we kidnapped? I killed it and ate it! - Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah! - Rebels! Rebels! - Rebels! - Empire sucks! - Rebels! - Rebels! Yeah! - Yeah, Rebels! Yeah.
Crap! I'm hit! OnStar.
Ain't that right, Chewie? - Hell, yeah.
Han, look! Crap, there's two more of them dead ahead.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S8 E20:
Last time I was in a dago bar I was drinking a beer in Little Italy.
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