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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S9 E1, “1. And Then There Were Fewer”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When the Griffins and other residents of Quahog are invited to visit the mansion of James Woods, the evening turns into a real murder mystery when guests end up dead and everyone scrambles to figure out who done it.
Across the episode we counted 32 flagged moments in 6 themes: Nudity & bodies (6); Violence & injury (12); Suicide & self-harm (1); Swearing (10); Alcohol & drugs (2); Homophobic jokes (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
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Nudity & bodies 6 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S9 E1:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
I'm gonna walk around, I think my vagina's asleep.
I was going to the bathroom, and I just couldn't stop looking at my penis because it's, you know, so fantastic.
So I'm not supposed to point out when you do something stupid? You hear that tone you're using? That's penis repellent right there.
We're short one vagina in this room.
Sean Young naked in the limo.
Violence & injury 12 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S9 E1:
Jesus, I knew he was crazy, but I didn't think he was a murderer.
You're a monster, James Woods! You think you can commit murder and get away with it? - Quagmire loved that girl.
Murder? What are you talking about? You're going away for a long time, pal.
But a murderer? I only just found God.
So James Woods murdered Stephanie, and then he murdered himself.
I grabbed the knife off the dinner table and stabbed him.
I stabbed her and she screamed.
Nobody touch the knife.
What do you mean, Joe? This gun was timed to fire at that chair where James Woods would have been sitting.
The gun was meant to kill Jimmy Woods, but Stephanie got in the way.
This is the same knife that killed James Woods.
He punched you in the throat, and that's why you sound like that? No, he punched me in the throat because I sound like this.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S9 E1:
Don't you see? He didn't kill himself, and he didn't kill Stephanie.
Swearing 10 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S9 E1:
So it's relatively easy to buy one of those things, okay? You with me, America? You with me? So let's all shut the fuck up about the prestige of these things because it's just It's a sale, you know?
Dad, are we almost there? Shit.
Who sang "Hold On To The Night"? - Dick Marx.
If anybody's gonna take that bitch down, it's gonna be me.
Yay! Wait, who the hell lives all the way out here, huh? Lois? Oh, you're asleep.
What the hell's going on here? Everybody got the same invitation? Muriel, if you're not gonna eat your half of the cheeseburger I'll see if they have a freezer so I can keep it nice.
You bastard! You should've seen your face.
Damn it! The signal's gone.
Not you or anyone else in this damn town.
Let me go, you bastards.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S9 E1:
Good heavens, Meg, you're sprouting up like a weed.
Come to my place for a glass of wine and fruit pies.
Homophobic jokes 1 moment
How Homophobic jokes shows up in Family Guy S9 E1:
Um Oh, that's Dick Van Dyke.
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