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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S9 E12, “The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When Bonnie goes out of town, Meg offers to check in on Joe, but she soon becomes a little too involved and starts freaking everyone out - especially Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's losing his edge as the toughest baby on the block, so he hooks himself up to a machine that is supposed to make him more evil than ever before.
Across the episode we counted 16 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Violence & injury (5); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S9 E12:
And go have sex with Quagmire.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
I just wanted to Iook sexy for Susie.
Violence & injury 5 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S9 E12:
If you hadn't told me I was going soft, I wouldn't have created Evil Stewie, he wouldn't have escaped and we wouldn't be trying to track down a murderer.
What the devil happened here? I've assembled that rifle a million times.
Well, I don't know if it's just the rifle.
Meg, I know you took my gun from the drawer, I know you planted it in Bonnie's Iuggage, and I know that you breast-fed Susie.
Hey, can you tell me what Lady Gaga is? Is that a band, or a soda, or a store, or one of those terms Iike "donkey punch"? No.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S9 E12:
Look at your fucking face.
Oh, fuck, Ricardo's gonna kill me.
Shit, I should have said something.
I mean, when was the Iast time you tried to blow something up, or take over the world, or even used the phrase, "Damn you"? Hey, I got a Iot on my plate, man.
What the hell is going on in here? Well, Brian, I thought about what you said at the park, and I've decided you're right.
Oh, my God, is it 7:50? Damn it, I missed the bus.
What happened to your clothes? Hey, what are you doing? Ahhh! Brian, have you seen Whoa, what the hell happened to you? Easy, easy, man, easy.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S9 E12:
Ma'am, is this your bag? I don't know how that cocaine got in there.
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