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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S9 E14, “Tiegs for Two”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When the local dry cleaner loses Peter's favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of calling it quits on love, he decides to enlist Quagmire's help, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other's old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian .
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (1); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (8); Alcohol & drugs (3); Fat-shaming (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S9 E14:
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Thanks for the sex Iast night.
Well, I think unicycles are sexy.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S9 E14:
Okay, Iet's have dinner, huh? So, how did you guys get together? He showed up at my door and said he was a Federal Boob Inspector.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S9 E14:
I always knew you were Iow, but you're nothing more than a back-stabbing, junkyard cur.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S9 E14:
Okay, what the fuck? -I know, I know.
That parrot's still alive, you know? Those fucking things Iive forever.
I really Iike the finish on this Shiraz Son of a bitch! What is your problem? Damn! Which one's the Chinese one? That's probably it.
You're a son of a bitch.
…all Iook alike, do we? Well, Iook who's talking! What do you mean we can't go there anymore? Who gives a crap?
Oh, crap, he's in Iove again.
Now how many of you guys think a woman is Iooking for Prince Charming? Wrong! They're Iooking for bastards Iike me!
What the hell, man? My whole Iife's been dedicated to Cheryl Tiegs! -Yeah, I know.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S9 E14:
You only have two white shirts? Well, I had a third one, but it got ruined at that wine tasting at Michael J.
See, he has this disease, and it makes him shake a Iot, and what with all the shaking, he spilled his wine all over my shirt, and my shirt was ruined.
…Did an ambulance go by or something? Hey, Brian Sweet! Morning drinking! Yeah! Party! Peter, I'm not getting drunk for fun.
Fat-shaming 3 moments
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S9 E14:
Now go hit on that fat chick.
Hey, who was that fat chick sneaking out of here this morning? Oh, that was someone I met from class.
Hey, Cheryl, get your fat ass over here before I dump you.
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