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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S10 E2, “2. Seahorse Seashell Party (2)”, scores 2/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When a storm hits in Quahog, to help pass the time and calm his nerves, Brian consumes some questionable substances and has trouble sobering up. Meanwhile, Meg goes off the deep end after the family takes one too many jabs at her.
Across the episode we counted 16 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (8); Fat-shaming (1); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S10 E2:
Peter? You come back here! I faked all my orgasms! Hey.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Hide! The wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round Round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town Peanut! Peeper Wanna have (hissing) sex? Groggety! Slip me some tongue.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S10 E2:
I mean, you got through seeing Lady Gaga naked.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S10 E2:
Is this coming from my role model mother? The shoplifter, the drug addict, the porn star, the whore who let Gene Simmons and Bill Clinton go to town on her? Oh, so what? All those things are behind me now.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S10 E2:
It's like an Irish bar fight down there.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S10 E2:
Yeah, you're a bitch.
You're a (bleep) bitch! Yes.
Scared the crap out of me.
Yeah, this sucks.
You're supposed to be on my side, and you're such a bastard to me.
How am I a bastard?! Oh, you want the full story? Meg, please.
Oh, and where the hell were you when she was laying into me? I was thinking about getting a fancy cane.
Have either of you guys been listening to me? Do you both just have your heads up your asses? Dad did! Look, he's got crap on his ears! That's unrelated.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S10 E2:
Oh, you think that's funny, fat ass? Well, I don't know if it's funny.
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in Family Guy S10 E2:
Is this coming from my role model mother? The shoplifter, the drug addict, the porn star, the whore who let Gene Simmons and Bill Clinton go to town on her? Oh, so what? All those things are behind me now.
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