Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Family Guy S10 E9, “9. Grumpy Old Man”, scores 1/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. It's winter in Quahog, and Lois' parents, Carter and Babs, take Stewie for a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire. Peter and Lois take the clan to Florida to check out some fine retirement communities, but Carter refuses to go down without a fight.
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Nudity & bodies (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Swearing (10); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S10 E9:
I can't even get any sleep with him here.
Why don't you just tell him he can sleep with my wife, too?!
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
I just moved into the neighborhood, and I'm required by law to inform you that I am a sex offender.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S10 E9:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
The penis one.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S10 E9:
- Porn / adult-channel plot is part of this episode.
Don't you mean phone sex? No, Joe.
Swearing 10 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S10 E9:
Oh, she sounds like a bitch.
Yeah, what a bitch.
Bitchazoid, right, guys? Yeah.
Bingo, bitches! Bingo.
I'm standing here surrounded by snowdrifts, stalled cars, and the one douchebag who wears a tank top every time there's a blizzard.
You bastard! I was having fun playing in the snow, and now you've ruined it, like a pizza place ruins a salad.
What the hell are you talking about?! We're about to What happened? Where are my knitting needles? Goodness, dear, I'm so sorry.
Oh, damn it.
All right, I just got to go take a misty, stop-and-go piss in your bathroom, then we'll be good to go.
Lois, how the hell much longer is your dad gonna be hanging around here? - He's starting to drive me crazy.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S10 E9:
Aw, that sounds like the sad little fat girl who lives in all of us and is struggling to get out.
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