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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S11 E8, “8. Jesus, Mary & Joseph”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.
Across the episode we counted 18 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (5); Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (3); Swearing (4); Alcohol & drugs (2); Slut-shaming (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 5 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S11 E8:
Not just because Mary was a virgin, but because baseball would not be invented for 1,800 years and nobody knew what the hell he was talking about.
Well, I do have a very good virginity coach.
That floor's gonna be dripping in virgin olive oil.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
How can anyone get pregnant without having sex? Oh, there's lots of stories of that, Meg.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S11 E8:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
And I brought you a breast pump, which in these times is just a guy.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S11 E8:
Oh, look at that-- there's hardly any blood.
Oh, and he probably don't want me to tell you this, but be ready 'cause he might give you a little bit of a donkey punch.
Magic baby? What's he do, card tricks, rabbit in the hat? Would he let someone in the audience punch him in the stomach? I'd like to punch a baby in the stomach.
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S11 E8:
She's gonna go down in history as "Hot Bitch Mary.
He already sounds like a dick.
Are you still there, dear? Well, we just wanted to Damn it! So, how was the It's been rather cold.
Oh, my God, you want him to get the crap beat out of him? They will crucify him with a name like that.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S11 E8:
No no That's the name of a champagne.
You want me to get y'all some wine and cheeses? Wait, what'd you just say? Cheeses.
Slut-shaming 2 moments
How Slut-shaming shows up in Family Guy S11 E8:
Yeah, I know that girl-- that's Donna Magdalene, and her sister's a bigger slut than she is.
…gotta help us! You're lucky it's Christmas or I'd call the cops on you dirty grifters! Now you and your whore wife get out of here!
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