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Heavy — skip for under 16
Family Guy S11 E11, “The Giggity Wife”, scores 1/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.
Across the episode we counted 23 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (5); Nudity & bodies (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (4); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (5); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 5 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S11 E11:
Let me watch you have sex with a man.
If that's what it takes, I'll have sex with another man.
Your body makes me so horny.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
What? You mean, like sex? Yeah, and we should go now.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S11 E11:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Oh, menopause? No, I got knifed in the vagina one Christmas.
Porn / strippers / sex work 4 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S11 E11:
Oh, my God, I I married a hooker? Married? All right, bachelor party! Come on! Back to Boston! Aw, aw, damn it.
This this can't be possible! I can't be married to a prostitute! Where will you two be going on your scummymoon? And can I plan your bridal golden shower? I don't even know your name! It's Charmese.
Hello, Internet porn.
What are you watching? That that's straight porn.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S11 E11:
…I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can I would like to pawn all these clothes for crack money.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S11 E11:
You lied to me, you son of a bitch.
Geez, what the hell kind of stupid wallet is that, Joe? Bonnie's making wallets now.
Holy crap! This place is amazing! And just think, this is where Helen Keller used to eat when she went here.
What the? Who the hell are you? Who the hell do you think I am, sweetie? Oh, no.
Damn it, Glenn, if you're not gay, then the divorce is off.
Alcohol & drugs 5 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S11 E11:
Tonight, I want to go out and just get wasted.
Hey, what can I get you fellas? Hey, what do you say we get some shots? Yeah! Let's get wasted! Yeah! Let's get wicked bombed! Sorry, pal, we already have an intense wheelchair guy.
Hey, sometimes when daddies drive home drunk, they come from far away places, but it's okay because they didn't get arrested and they're still kind of drunk so they-they think it's okay.
Listen, Charmese, I was obviously very, very drunk.
God, who are the pigs who just throw their empty beer cans down here? Hey, Charmese.
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in Family Guy S11 E11:
You heard her, the crazy skank wants to be a wife.
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