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Family Guy S12 E1, “1. Finders Keepers”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.
Across the episode we counted 21 flagged moments in 8 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Violence & injury (1); Suicide & self-harm (1); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (7); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S12 E1:
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S12 E1:
Geez, no wonder you can't walk! You have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are drowning in a stew of chocolate and coconut! Give me that! What are you doing? Why are your nipples poking into me? Sorry.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S12 E1:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
Oh, man! Um, this sucks worse than when I went to that strip club without Lois.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S12 E1:
Oh, bloody hell! Heh! Beetle Bailey.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S12 E1:
Family suicide.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S12 E1:
Son of a bitch! Everyone's already here! Let's see, "Face the circle in the square.
You sons of bitches, this is my Oh, my God, look at 'em.
" What the hell's "dad breath"? You know, "dad breath.
Where the hell is this guy? I ordered that shrimp two hours ago.
What was that? Holy crap! Lois, it's the treasure! Oh, my God! Peter, you were right! Oh, no, it's the one kid who also followed the treasure map.
Crap, you guys, there's already other people here.
Oh, damn it, Lois, they're already here!
Alcohol & drugs 7 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S12 E1:
As you can see, we are predominantly an East Coast beer.
Treasure?! Yeah, baby? Bring me a grape wine.
I mean, last time we came into some money, he just wasted it on all those diamond pinkie rings for everybody.
You know, Peter, in the first eight minutes of Meg's play, before I walked out, they said Miles Musket was a horrible drunk and a wife beater.
And he probably misspelled "missus" because he was drunk when he wrote it.
And "cheers" and "boos" might be referring to a bar where he would "cheers," and drink his "booze.
" "Hits missus, cheers and booze.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S12 E1:
That's right, Tom, and I sincerely hope that the caption beneath me doesn't say "Local Fatty.
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