Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Family Guy S12 E4, “4. A Fistful of Meg”, scores 3/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Meg spills her lunch on the new kid, Michael, who is appropriately nicknamed "Mental Mike." When he sets the date for her end on Friday, Meg tries to get out of it. Meanwhile, Peter continually harasses Brian in the nude until it escalates to the breaking point.
Across the episode we counted 24 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (9); Violence & injury (6); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S12 E4:
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
That sex tape I released should be everywhere by now, and then they'll have to kick me out of the school.
Nudity & bodies 9 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S12 E4:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
You thought you were gonna see my wife's penis, but, no, it's mine! You idiot! Good morning, students.
It's one thing if you put your penis inside-out in the safety of your own bedroom, but to have it done in the cafeteria To this day, I can't have sex with a woman against her will without thinking about rape.
…It's like I'm just pushing around a plastic bag full of chicken bones! Ugh! Why do you have so many nipples?
What's wrong? You're-you're naked.
Everybody gets naked in front of their dog.
Let's see, Pointy Boobs, Medium-Pointy Boobs, Not-So-Pointy Boobs.
You've got to be nude.
Stewie, I am nude.
Violence & injury 6 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S12 E4:
I heard he knifed a kid on the playground, then beat up the knife.
Dad, can you give me a ride to the ? What is that thing?! Aah! Make it go away! What's going on in here? (Peter whimpers, Chris cries Oh, my God, is that a rat?! Peter, hold it down, I'm getting the gun!
Hey, guys, you four are pretty much the toughest guys in school, right? What would it take to get you to beat up Mike Pulaski? Mental Mike? Are you kidding? Come on, guys, I'll do anything.
I don't want to get beaten up by a guy unless it's in a limo after prom.
Um, listen, before we start, could you not hit me here because these are pretty sensitive? He punched her pretty! Oh, he punched her ugly again.
Ah! Aw! Ah! Aw! Ah! Just stop there! Aw! Punch Rocky Dennis! It's okay, guys.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S12 E4:
There's, like, Are you here to dick around, or you want to do Inside the Actor's Studio?
…Oh, my God, she's crazy! Did you hear the volleyball team lost in San Diego? All right, you little bitch, it's time to end this thing!
Right? Now, how the hell do you build a house out of straws? And-and three pigs living together? Gay.
What about Peter? Why-why doesn't he have to wear this crap? Peter's in his crate.
Gaah! Geez, what the hell, Brian?! I can't take it anymore! Message for Brian Griffin! I lost my ass gambling.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S12 E4:
Don't you remember how much money your father wasted so he could make grand staircase entrances? Hey, is Peter here? Hang on.
You got time for a beer? I don't know.
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