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Family Guy S12 E6, “6. Life of Brian”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When Stewie and Brian travel back to 17th century Jamestown, via Stewie's time machine, they encounter too many close calls with altering the course of mankind. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but immediately regrets his decision when an unthinkable event happens and he is unable to go back in time.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Violence & injury (4); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S12 E6:
I sleep with a fork.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S12 E6:
Hey, shot in the dark, but, uh, is anyone else in the mood to run really fast in one direction? Look, there it is! And it looks like he has a return pad, too.
" You went back to 17th-century Jamestown and you gave guns to the Indians.
Look, there you are giving them the guns! What the hell are you doing there? You told me you were checking on the horses.
Uh, we're from the gun company.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S12 E6:
Harding is way the cutest! Oh, girls just want to have fun Okay, Brian, I'm just putting this out there, but I'm a baby, and only dicks don't let babies win.
It's Hat Boy, bitch! Wow, look at you, Vinny.
Damn, I'm not getting a smoke signal here.
Damn it, Stewie, what the hell did you do?! I know, I know, I messed up.
Brian, look out! Ah, Brian! Oh, my God! Brian! Brian, can you hear me?! Holy crap! What the hell happened?! That guy sucked.
How about I call you Hat Boy? Hell yeah! Lower your voice, Chris.
Chris, what are you doing? Call me a creep, you piece of crap!
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S12 E6:
All right, so, I guess we'll split the bill 13 ways? Hey, Judas, he ordered, like, five margaritas.
You want another beer? No.
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