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Family Guy S12 E13, “3 Acts of God”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (5). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S12 E13:
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S12 E13:
They're gonna put their cigarettes in their mouths and bump boobs.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S12 E13:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
And then the strip club.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S12 E13:
When two drunk guys, each holding a baby, get into a fistfight.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S12 E13:
You got no class, you bitch! No, you got no class! And now here comes security to kick out the wrong person.
Damn it, I'm so angry the stupid Pats lost.
What the hell?! This is such bull crap! Well, what are you talking about? Isn't it obvious? God hates the Patriots.
We got to do something about it! Like what? We got to find God and tell him to cut the crap.
Now, what do you say? Let's go find God! All right, I'm in! Me, too! Let's do this! Whoa, whoa, Joe, Joe! What the hell?! What? I thought, uh, "Find God" was a code word.
Alcohol & drugs 5 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S12 E13:
I don't know where they're getting all this weed.
beer in an unbrushed mouth.
Lois, I know how many beers I can drink and still be able to drive.
Uh, yes, telegram for hungover.
…tips at each meal, right? Look, look, God, why why you got to hurt Patriots fans? These are good, drunk people who work hard to get absolutely nowhere in life.
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