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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S13 E1, “1. The Simpsons Guy”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. In "The Simpsons Guy" episode of FAMILY GUY, Peter and the Griffins get out of dodge and end up in Springfield, where they are greeted by a friendly stranger named Homer Simpson, who welcomes his new "albino" friends with open arms. The families get along famously: Stewie and Bart make out like bandits when Stewie trades in his mind control device for a good old-fashioned slingshot; Lisa takes Meg under her wing and teaches her the saxophone; and Peter and Homer fight over the best beer in town - Pawtucket vs Duff
Across the episode we counted 22 flagged moments in 8 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Violence & injury (6); Suicide & self-harm (1); Alcohol & drugs (4); Fat-shaming (1); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
You strangle your son? That's insane! No wonder he's fat and stupid and masturbates all the time.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
You like sex? Eh.
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
Damn it! And remember, kids, TV violence is fine as long as you don't show a nipple.
Yeah, I got a whole subreddit of superhero thong shots.
Can we get some food?! Lois, whip out your boob, give the boy his lunch.
And, hey, next time you stay with a family, maybe you can wear a bra some of the time.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
I bet I can name more porn stars than you.
But-but don't tell my wife how many porn stars I know.
Violence & injury 6 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
And thank you for not being a band of hippie murderers.
You bring home two bands of hippie murderers, and suddenly, that's all you're about.
Nice day, isn't it? A nice day for stabbing a friend in the back.
Oh Is that why there was blood in my stool? No.
My dad once gave me a gun to hide.
I usually just beat up a cat.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
Bart, if we don't keep in touch, I'll kill myself.
Alcohol & drugs 4 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
Here's your beer, Peter.
Why, I just figured, at home I sit with the family, so I assumed that Have you ever drunk out of a toilet? I-I don't see what that has to do with the discussion.
Oh, my God, you get to work with beer?! Wow! What's beer really like? Eh, he's got a big head.
If you ask me, neither of these beers is wholly original.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
But you're different from them, aren't you? Because they're rail-thin, and you're fat.
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in Family Guy S13 E1:
Love is like a bomb, baby, come on, get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp Demolition woman, can I be your man?
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