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Family Guy S13 E4, “4. Brian the Closer”, scores 2/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. After Brian undergoes cosmetic surgery he is faced with a new career---real-estate agent---which leads to trouble with Quagmire.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (9). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S13 E4:
But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Where you from You sexy thing Sexy thing, you.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S13 E4:
That is the best cosmetic surgery in this family since Lois got her boob job.
What are the specs? She's a two breast, one ass fixer-upper.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S13 E4:
Now, I am obligated to disclose that the previous owners were murdered in this house.
Swearing 9 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S13 E4:
What's that movie called? Dick? Dick would slide right into that Glory hole.
No, no, Dick's too short for that Glory hole.
Now get the hell out of the bar, you pathetic son of a bitch.
That son of a bitch! Say what you want, but he's got an eye for real estate.
The hell am I sitting on? Oh, hey, that's my old rope toy.
Damn it, Peter.
You know, the one that Which one does the sound? That Aw, crap, you know which one I mean.
You know what? Go to hell, Peter! Wow, this is the craziest meal I've had since I had lunch at Tommy Sullivan's house.
Well, we got this crap condo down by the marina.
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