4. Brian the Closer
🎞️ S13 E4 🚫 Hard pass

Family Guy

Is Family Guy S13 E4 OK for kids?

4. Brian the Closer

After Brian undergoes cosmetic surgery he is faced with a new career---real-estate agent---which leads to trouble with Quagmire.

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Netflix, HBO or Disney+ — catalogs differ by country.

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Content guide

👊 Violence
💋 Sex
🙊 Language
⭐ Overall

Skip for under 14

Family Guy S13 E4, “4. Brian the Closer”, scores 2/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. After Brian undergoes cosmetic surgery he is faced with a new career---real-estate agent---which leads to trouble with Quagmire.

Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (9). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.

Watch for — every moment, theme by theme

Sex & hookups 3 moments

How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S13 E4:

  • But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.
  • It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
  • Where you from You sexy thing Sexy thing, you.

Nudity & bodies 2 moments

How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S13 E4:

  • That is the best cosmetic surgery in this family since Lois got her boob job.
  • What are the specs? She's a two breast, one ass fixer-upper.

Violence & injury 1 moment

How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S13 E4:

  • Now, I am obligated to disclose that the previous owners were murdered in this house.

Swearing 9 moments

How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S13 E4:

  • What's that movie called? Dick? Dick would slide right into that Glory hole.
  • No, no, Dick's too short for that Glory hole.
  • Now get the hell out of the bar, you pathetic son of a bitch.
  • That son of a bitch! Say what you want, but he's got an eye for real estate.
  • The hell am I sitting on? Oh, hey, that's my old rope toy.
  • Damn it, Peter.
  • You know, the one that Which one does the sound? That Aw, crap, you know which one I mean.
  • You know what? Go to hell, Peter! Wow, this is the craziest meal I've had since I had lunch at Tommy Sullivan's house.
  • Well, we got this crap condo down by the marina.

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