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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S13 E10, “Quagmire's Mom”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, and they discover that his first name is actually Justin, which Peter adopts as the name of his younger "bro"-style alter-ego. Then, Peter/Justin throws a party, during which Quagmire unknowingly gets into some trouble with his mother .
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (8); Nudity & bodies (1); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (3); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 8 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S13 E10:
Did you have sex with this underage girl? I don't want to go to jail, but I really want to take credit.
I can't believe Quagmire and that girl had sex.
Well, it's when you urinate in a condom, and tie it off, freeze it, and then the woman, um, pretends it's a man.
Oh, that's wonderful! How do you feel? Horny.
Really horny.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
I am here to inform you that I am a sex offender.
My misguided carnal instincts are the result of being raised by a sexual deviant.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S13 E10:
What can I do for you? Yes, I was wondering, where is the room where I can roll around nude with my money? I'm sorry? No, I'm sorry.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Family Guy S13 E10:
Quagmire, I'll give you 24 hours to get your affairs in order.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S13 E10:
(gun fires) I owe you, Max.
And as we know, according to Game of Thrones, if the girl has had her blood, she is good to go.
Has the girl had her blood? Answer the question.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S13 E10:
That "little bastard" knows how to smoke pot out of an apple.
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