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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S13 E18, “Take My Wife”, scores 2/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Lois books a fun couple's vacation in the Bahamas, but much to Peter's surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they're too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.
Across the episode we counted 12 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (6). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S13 E18:
Well, that's a lot of my money, but I used to have sex with you, so that's the trade-off.
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S13 E18:
Since you'll all be gone, I'll just walk around my yard naked, pee anywhere I want.
Looks like boobs.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S13 E18:
We find the defendant guilty of murder.
So let's get the blood pumping with my Jack LaLanne record.
Swearing 6 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S13 E18:
You a bitch and a ho and a ho and a bitch My garden party has been ruined.
Who wants some? No one? What's wrong with you people? Dick Fosbury won an Olympics on this.
Damn it, I tried two things that all kids love: coffee and old seed packets.
Wait, you what? Oh, come on, what the hell? Aw Aw, but what?! That's right, I'm gonna show you kids how to have fun the old-fashioned way, like I did when I was a kid.
And what the hell happened to you? Oh, Kimmie and I fell asleep on the beach.
Yeah! Kill the whites! Race war! (grunts Run! Everybody run! What the hell is happening?! Somebody do something! Look! We got to get the attention of that plane! You got to help us! Man, those natives are pissed!
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