Content guide
Skip for under 14
Family Guy S14 E5, “5. Peter, Chris, & Brian”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in there. When he returns to retrieve his stash, he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life has amounted to nothing. Reeling from his own failures, Peter then attempts to fix Chris before it's too late, and forces his son to spend time with Brian.
Across the episode we counted 11 flagged moments in 5 themes: Nudity & bodies (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (3); Alcohol & drugs (3); Racism & slurs (1); Slut-shaming (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S14 E5:
Leather bracelets! Nipple ring!
(slurring): Take off your underwear.
Porn / strippers / sex work 3 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in Family Guy S14 E5:
You thinking about all the good times you had there? No, I'm thinking about my teenage porn stash.
You, Quagmire? You enjoy pornography, too? Yup, and I know that a man's porn collection must be secured and protected at all costs, until he gets ashamed of it and ditches it in an alley behind a Kroger's.
Look, what's this all about? This guy used to live in your house and a box of his old porn is still hidden in there.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S14 E5:
…things that make us Laugh and cry He's a Fam ily Guy! ANNOUNCER: Hey, guys, do you like beer, but can't get drunk from beer?
The can says "beer," but inside is 12 ounces of carbonated vodka.
Honey, I'm so proud of you, cutting down to one beer a night.
Racism & slurs 1 moment
How Racism & slurs shows up in Family Guy S14 E5:
Aw, did I just do a racism? (knocking on window) Hello? Can I help you gentlemen? Hi.
Slut-shaming 2 moments
How Slut-shaming shows up in Family Guy S14 E5:
Lactating sluts on box springs.
Now, which movie should I start with? "Back-Door Sluts 4.
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