Content guide
Preview first — about 14+
Family Guy S14 E7, “7. Hot Pocket-Dial”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 14+. Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Brian takes it upon himself to fix the situation.
Across the episode we counted 11 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (5); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S14 E7:
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
He's always had a potent sex drive.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S14 E7:
You sure you don't want to come over and pull on my cat's nipples? We can do anything, 'cause my mom has two jobs.
" And then I lost my wood, and so we just watched Colbert, and then I took a dump completely nude.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S14 E7:
Hey, what are y'all doing? Someone stop him! Kill him, Dad! Murder him! (Quagmire and Peter grunting) That's it! End of cookout! Get out of my house, and don't ever speak to me again! Wow, that turned ugly fast.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S14 E7:
There's that son of a bitch! He's got some nerve showing up here.
(choking) Oh, my God, are you all right? (coughs) No, I swallowed it! My toothpick! It's gone! Damn it! I'm gonna need you to put that large two-handed colander over the toilet.
Can you come home quick? Who the hell is that? Huh.
Am I the only one hearing this? Get the hell away from my wife, you scumbag! Peter, what are you talking about? I'll tell you what I'm talking about! I'm talking about this! PETER (recorded): Idea for a movie.
Glenn i-is this true? Wait a minute, how the hell'd you get that recording, Peter? You pocket-dialed me, you bastard! Peter, that was a private conversation.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S14 E7:
Hey, fat ass, I brought you flowers.
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